The Brussels Post, 1912-5-9, Page 7SPRING REMINDERS
Young Folks of RHEUMATISM
WHAT BENNIE FOUND.
It was Bennie's fourth birthday,
and it had been chosen es the day
for the family to go into the country
for the summer. But the trip was
not to be his only birthday presents;
there was to be, something else, IIo
was to fund it, father said, on his
way to the farm.
Bennie, was nut sure that he could
remember what the country was
like, but he was sure that it would
be fine, Ho had never yet found a
place where he did not just love to
be, and the birthday gift he was to
find made the way to the, farm the
most interesting way in all the
world.
"It will take two carriages to
take us all out to the farm," mother
said, anxiously looking at father,
four brothers, two sisters and little
Ronnie. But Bennie did not take
up much room.
rI can walk," he said.
All the way he looked out of the
ear window, and when the train
slowed up at the station where they
were to get off, he, could see one
carriage waiting there. It was not
a very large carriage.
Bennie pressed the window -Satoh,
and cried, "Whoa!" . The train
stood still, and they all left the car.
Father and the big boys went
first, to show the way. The girls
and the middle-sized boys went
next, and mother started last of all,
to be sura that me one left anything
Behind or dropped anything as he
passed along. Bennie was tucked
under his father's right arm, with
his head in front and his feet be-
hind, and so he was really the first
one out.
Father set him down on the sta-
tion platform and helped mother
and the children into the, carriage.
"Some of the big boys can ride
with the trunks," said the driver.
Just then Bennie heard some one
call out, "Wheal Whoa, there
Wheal" It was a boy's voice, but
he could not see any boy except his
brothers.
The engine began to puff. Bennie
snapped a catch on the top of a suit
case and said, "Geeclep l" The
teeth started with a great noise.
Round the station came, an express
wagon for the trunks, and close be-
hind it came a boy driving a goat.
The goat was harnessed into a
smart little wagon, painted red.
The boy drove up to the children,
and looked at them. closely. •
"Where is Bennie?" ho asked,
"Here I am 1" cried Bennio, won-
dering how the boy knew his name.
"This is your wagon," the boy
said. "One of your brothers can
ride with you, but you may hold the
rein.s yourself, and drive, for the
goat will follow the, express wagon
all the way to the farm."
The goat and its harness and the
cart were Bennie's birthday -gift,
and this is how he found them on
his 'vay to the farm.—Youth's Com-
panion.
STUDY TIIE WOODCIIUCIi.
Farmers Aro Ilrgctl to Plough
Deeply.
Farming experts aro more and
more coming t0 goo that in order to
preserve the fertility of soil they
must plough deeper. In Farm and
Fireside a writer says:
""All any Man who doubts the
value of deep ploughing has to do
to get new light on the question is
to go out into the many woodchuck
holes that we have everywhere in
these days. There the, grass grows
rank and luxuriant. Its color is of
a deeper green than can be found
anywhere else. The ,stalks are
larger and show more signs of thrift
than those which stand out in the
open. The Good Book tells us to go
to .the ant for lessons in industry.
May we not add that the wood -
cheek can give u; some desirable
points on ploughing?
"I am firmly convinced that one
reason why our farm lands do not
stand the dry weather better in
lata years is that we have not sent
the ploughshares down as deeply as
we should. Just below the line
touched by the ploughpoint lies a
hard, almost impervious floor, if wo
may so term it, which stops the wa-
ter in its downward course, no mat-
ter how heavy may bo our storms.
A few days of sunshine and this is
all evaporated and all vegetation
above insist suffer.
"i3ut it will surely be urged by
every practical farmer that it is no
small work to get through the crust
which stops the. course Of the water
downward. Few of tis have teams
strong enough to pull a plough
which will break this hard earth up
end will bring it to the surface:
:And there is force in this statement.
It costs to put on horses enough to
draw a subsoil plough through such
a firm bed of earth, And yet it does
seem to mo that we would reap an
:advantage in the better crops We
would gob which would mora than
compensate for tho extra expense
and the harder work,"
WONDERED.
"Iiow is the steak, sir?" asked
the waiter, solioi'tiously.
"Deliciou(s," the dinar replied,
"I wonder why the person who had
it first loft t1it little piece."
Raw, Danip Weather Starts the
Pain, but the T. cable Lies
hi the Blood
Spring .roather is bad for rheu-
matic sufferers, The changes from
mild to cold, the raw, damp winds
start the echos and twinges, or in
the more extreme eases, the for-.
tures of the trouble going. But it
must be borne in mind that it is not
the weather that causes rheuma-
tism. The trouble is rooted in the
blood—the changeable weather
merely starts the pains, The only
way to reach the trouble and to
cure it is through the blood. The
poisonous rheumatic acids must be
driven out. Liniments and rubbing
may give temporary relief, but can-
not possibly cure the trouble. The
sufferer is only wasting time and
money with this kind of treatment
and all the time the trouble is be-
coming more deeply rooted—harder
to cure. There is just one speedy
cure for rheumatism — Dr. Wil-
liams' Pink Pills. They act direct-
ly on the impure, soil -tainted
blood. They purify and strengthen
it and thus root out the cause of
the rheumatism. Here is strong
proof of the above statements. Mrs.
Robt. Luffman, Midland, Ont.,
says: "About three years ago my
grandson, Robert Luffman, was at,
tacked with inflammatory rheuma-
tism. He became so bad he could
only walk when someone helped
him about. One arm he had to carry
in a sling, and we felt sure he would
be a cripple for life. The trouble
also affected his heart. The doctor
said his blood was turning to water
and we had little hope for his re-
covery. The medicine the doctor
gave him did not do more than
soothe the pain a little, then he
would be as bad as ever. On a for-
mer occasion Dr. Williams' Pink
Pills had cured my daughter of
rheumatism, and we finally decided
to try them in Robert's case. After
the use of three or four boxes there
was a slight improvement and he
continued taking the Pills until he
hacl used 12 boxes, when the trou-
ble had completely disappeared,
and he has not been afflicted with
it sind'e."
Said by all medicine dealers or
by mail at 50 cents a box or six
boxes,for $2,50 from The Dr. Wil-
liams' Medicine Co., Brockville,,
Ont.
TO PROTECT EARDRUMS.
To protect the eardrums of men
on deck from the shock produced by
the discharge of 'naval artillery,
protectors made of celluloid are in-
serted in the ear's, with 'a ball at one
end which fits in tho ear opening.
The device is formed with a born
which turns at an angle ab the ball,
and it is through this bore that the
sound waves are permitted to tra-
vel to the ear. The ordinary vibra•
tions produced by. speech are so
small that they pass through the
bore, but the large sound waves
produced by the firing of the big
guns are impeded.
In Nuremberg there are many
houses dating from the eleventh
century.
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Embody the patented features
of Cat's Paw Heels. iso
Maypole Strap
THE CLEAN
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Gives rich, even
colors, free from
streaks end absolut-
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stuinhand; or kettles
24 colors, will give,
ony shade. Colors
10c, black 15c, at
your dealer's or
ppost - paid with
booklet "How to
Dye" from 107
F. L. BENEDICT & CO. Montreal
TWO CRUISES
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Meads, with Overloud American Tour,
INLAND EXCURSIONS
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for Moak
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FACTS ABOUT THUNDERBOLTS
The Most Part "of Ozone ttnd Are
Heavier Than Air.
The term thunderbolt is gener-
ally applied both eo the rare phe-
nomenon of ball lightning and to
meteoric stones. In the latter case
its only meaning is that their lumi-
nous path resembles lightning, or
that they cacao great atmospheric
disturbance, Here the term is ap-
plied only to ball lightning. The
singularity of hall lightning con-
sists in the complete isolation of a
gaseous sphere having no envelope,
enen y
which there is
yob within. energy
stored by previous electrical action,
which, in .the end, is liberated with
explosive violence. From the few
records of its a.ppe.trance these
facts, writes W. M. Thornton in the
Philosophical Magazine, may be
considered as established, It is ob-
served as a laminous blue ball oc-
curring after very intense lightning
flashes, either falling slowly from
olouds, or moving horizontally some
feet above the earth's surface, Ib
is more frequently seen at sea than
on land. It appears to move under
the action of gravitation on a mass
somewhat denser than air, or hori-
zontally in a feeble air -current or
an electric field of force, The final
features are significant. The ball
ceases to exist, and an explosion
wave travels outwards from the, lo-
cus it occupied. In all eases, a
strong smell of ozone follows its
disappearance, It is clear there
can be nothing present in it but the
gases of the atmosphere. All re-
cords agree that a thunderbolt is
somewhat heavier than air, and the
following facts indicate that thun-
derbolts consist mostly of ozone in
active recombination : (1) Ozone is
stated to be observed on their dis-
sipation; (2) Ozone is the only gas'
denser than air produced under
electric stress in air, as•distinct
from streaming spark diseharge;
(3) On approaching the earth thun-
derbolts are frequently deflected,
and travel horizontally as if re-
pelled. The earth's surface and
ozone are both negatively charged
in general; (4) The energy liberated
on the transition of ozone to oxygen
in the volume of the fireball is suffi-
cient to account far the explosive
violence of its burst; (5) The blue
color usually observed is associated
with the sparkless electrical dis-
chargeiu air which produces ozone.
It has been observed that when oxy-
gen and hydrogen combine explo-
sively, in the presence of nitrogen,
the explosion flame is yellow.
Hence the 'suggestion that the prin-
cipal constituent of thunderbolts is
an aggregation of ozone and par-
tially disassociated oxygen.
A GOOD REMEDY
FOP, LITTLE ONES
Baby's Own Tablets are the best
medicine a mother can give her it-
tle ones. They are absolutely safe,
being guaranteed by a govo_nmena
analyst to contain no opiates or
other harmful drugs. They euro
constipation and indigestion, ex-
pel worms, make teething )ase. in
fact euro all the minor ills of little
ones. Concerning them Mrs, Mur
ray Marshall, Zephyr, Ont., says:
"1 have used Baby's Own Tablets
for my children. and always with
the best of results. I can recom-
mend them as a good remedy for
little ones to every mother." The
Tablets are sold by medicine deal-
ers or by mail at 25 cents a box
from The Dr. Williams' Medicine
Co., Brockville, Ont.
ROYAL FLOWERS AND SCENTS
While Qaeen Alexandra was in
London recently she bad huge boxes
of primroses sent to her from San-
dringham. The primrose is her
favorite flower, and now that she is
once more at her Sandringham
hoarse site spends whole mornings in
Primrose Wood among the flowers
grown there for her benefit. She
is fold of the delicate scent of the
primrose, yet the perfume she uses
is attar of roses, made specially for
her in the East, Queen Mary's
favorite 'flower is the sweet pea,
and the only perfume she ever uses
is plain, good old English lavender
water. The Princess Royal (the
Duchess of Fife) prefers roses to
any other flowers and hoe a weak-
ness for perfumes, particularly vio-
let.
The most obstinate corns and
warts fail to resist Holloway's Corn
Cure, Try it. ,
FEARLESS.
"He's absolutely fearless."
"Afraid of nothing, eh '1"
"Nothing. Why, he'd actually try
to find the way to his roam in the
dark, knowing well that his wife
had that day begun house clean-
ing."
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Pops TM
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"leave l Drug and (Molokai Co„ Toronto,
no id for 1'•06 sample 00 Dopt. W,
WIFE OF THE RM.
TALKS TO WOMEN
'I' ;LTA WILA'L` DODD'S )(IDNE3'
PILLS DID FOR HER.
She Suffered for Two Years ,1111
Found a Cure Ter 811 Her 'Troll•
bles In a Single Box.
Lower Caraquot•, Gloucester N.
B., April 32
(Special).—Mrs, Jos.
0. Chiasson, wife of the police ma-
gistrate here, who for two -cars
has been practically an invalid, is
again in the best of health, and she
is telling her friends how ga±ck anti
complete was her cure when the
took Dodd's Kidney Pills.
"My illness," Mrs. Chiasson
says, "was caused by a strain, and
for two ye ire I was a sufferer. My
back ached, I was always tired and
nervous, there were dark circles'
under my eyes and after sleeping
I had a bitter taste in my mouth.
"I had a pressure and sharp pain
on the top of my head, I was al-
ways thirsty and my skin had a
harsh, dry feeling, I was often
dizzy, I perspired easily and my
perspiration had an unpleasant
odor,
"Almost from the first dose
Dodd's Kidney Pills helped me,
and by the time I bad finished the
first box I was a well woman."
Mrs. Chaisson's symptoms snow-
ed that the trouble was her kid-
neys. That's why Dodd's 1 idaey
Pills cured her so quickly.
PULPIT PHILOSOPHY.
"Do you - ever notice while you
are preaching, Dr. Goodman; that
people are asleep?"
"Sometimes I do,"
"Doesn't it bother you at all?"
"Not in the least. I always con-
sole myself by remembering that if
they were awake they would pro-
bably be coughing or blowing their
noses."
Cholera and all summer com-
plaints are so quick in their action
that the cold hand of death is upon
the victims before they are aware
that danger is near. If attacked
do not delay in getting the proper
medicine. Try a dose of Dr. J. D.
Kellogg's Dysentery Cordial, and
you will get immediate relief. • It
acts with wonderful rapidity and
never fails to effect a cure.
DIVORCE BY CANDLE.
If a marriage yoke rests uncom-
fortably upon a Burmese couple, a
divorce may be quickly and inex-
pensively obtained, with a bit of ex-
citement thrown in gratis. Hus-
band and wife agreeing that life
apart would present greater
charms, the wife goes out and pur-
chases two small candles, made es-
pecially for such occasions. These
candles are exactly the same size,
but each has some distinguishing
mark, one being intended to repre-
sent the man, the other the wo-
man. At exactly the same moment
the candles are lighted, and the un-
happy couple anxiously watch them
burn. When ono candle, goes out
the divorce is complete; but with
one condition—the owner of the
candle which has gone out must at
once leave the house with nothing
but the clothes worn at the moment.
The, other party remains in posses-
sion of the house and all therein.
hese Try Murine Eye Remedy
Nosmartlne-•lroelsGino—Acta 5,105 y.
lire
Try lttor aed,w'ouk,Watery.lS es and
d l� �.'% Ovoa hied Ikage a, nlnatrntrd nook
�+ E1O In enol: by our
MUR1012 is cone
�° all � � medianu`'bit used in sea 0,0 1 MtyHi
/08 e e .,9 elan' Ynwtleo roc limy roar,. Aow
➢4( W Druggist) to 010 Pnbilo and alta by
Car (�
Druggists la
0septicee per bottle. Morino
Car Nye1110 boivo 111 Aseptic 10500, 21 -rio.
.®e.s. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicano
We may fool others occasionally,
but wo all get fooled in time.
hlinard's Liniment used by Physlelans.
Wigg—Young Sillicus says his
heart is lacerated. Wagg—Who's,
the lass?
Simple and Sure.—Dr. Thomas'
Ecleotrio Oil is so simple in appli-
cation that a child can understand
the instructions, Used as a lini-
ment the only direction is to rub,
and when used as a dressing to ap-
ply. The directions are so plain
and unmistakable that they are
readily understood by young or
old,
GIRL WITH DETERMINATION.
".'No, Annabel Green, I cannot
marry you. My rich bachelor uncle
declares he will cut me off with a
nickel if I wed without his appro-
val," And the young man with
the weak chin sighed forlornly.
"Very well," replied the deter-.
mined girl. "I will go to your
uncle. What is his address?"
'Doti': go, Annabel," cried the
yyouth.It would only prejudice
d
him still more against me."
"Yon mistake lay meaning, Clar-
ence Proops," said the girl, "If I
can't marry you I will marry your
untie."
It is said that contentment is het -
for than gin riche -.—bub most
people are walling to take cllances
with the g. r,
"ONE MAX'S MEAT---"
Whatever ail umrnte may be
brought forward' against• vegetar-
ianism, the feet remains that Greek
and Boman athletes affected a flesh-
less diet, Nowadays, however, pure
✓ egetarianislli is condemned on all
,Ides; it is vegetarianism in a modi-
fied form, which includes animal
produets such as milk. eggs, and
e heese, that has se marry fuilower's.
That flesh -eating causes a, nation 'to
be blood -thirsty , tnd warlike is con-
tradicted by the fait that the Eski-
mos, who live entirely on a flesh
diet, are the m''st peaceful and sim-
ple men. 1, r iters, too, declare they
cannot produce good work on a
vegetable diet; while, on the other
hand, some doctors declare that
flesh eating tends to make, indivi-
duals liable to nervous attacks. It
is a matter of temperament, and
one should adhere to that form of
diet which snits him best,
.-----5,
THE LURE OP THE SEASIDE.
From time immemorial the, sea
has been calling the children of
men. Sea -faring men are 'lost
ashore. The dwellers of inland
cities and towns hearing the call
come down to enjoy the cool breezes
that are found by the .sea. There is
always life and action, even the
coming and going of the tide, the
eternal 'restlessness have a lure.
People aro looking for a change of
scene and new places to visit each
year, and Canadians cannot do bet-
ter than to spend their summer this
Year at Long Island Sound in the
vicinity of New London, Conn.
The Grand Trunk Railway System
will make it easy for their patrons
as a new train service will be inau-
gurated. A handsome booklet en-
titled, "The Seashore," has just
been issued and can be secured for
the asking, from A. E. Duff, Dis-
trict Passenger Agent, Toronto.
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AND A GOOD ONE.
Wile—"The butcher assured me
it was a spring chicken."
Hubby—"Then all I can say is,
it must he a steel spring."
These Pills Cure Rheumatism.—
To the many who suffer from rheu-
matism a trial of Parmelee's Vege-
table Pills is recommended. They
have pronounced action upon the
liver and kidneys and by regulat-
ing the action of these organs act
as an alternative in preventing the
admixture of uric acid and blood
that causes this painful disorder.
They must be taken according 0
directions and used steadily and
they will speedily give evidence of
their beneficial effects.
A PROVIDENT MAID.
Impecunious Lover Be mine,
Amanda, and you will be treated
like an angel.
Wealthy Maiden Yes, I suppose
so. Nothing to eat and less to wear,
No, thank you.
Minard's Liniment Co„ Limited.
I won v0r7 sick with Quinsy and
thought I would strangle. I. used
IIINARD'S LINIMENT and it cured me
at once,
I am never without it now.
Yours gratefully,
MRS. O. D. PRINCE.
Nauwigewauk, Oct. 21st.
Inquisitive Female—Are the peo-
ple here moving? The Young Man
—Oh, no, miss; we're only taking
the furniture out for a drivel
All mothers can put away anxi-
ety regarding their suffering chil-
dren when they have Mother
Graves' Worw Exterminator to
give relief. Its effects are sure and
lasting.
Great Britain exports one of
every three tons of coal produced.
Ask torMinard's and take no other.
EDUCATION FOR MOTHERS.
The sum of $500,000 has been pri
vately subscribed in England as a
fund to provide for the education
of mothers, with a view to lowering
the death rate among infants. A
course in household science hes
been established at one of the mod-
ern universities, the object being to
train teachers for the public schools
so that -girls may in the future learn
something about the care of chil-
dren as a part of their regular
schooling.
In Order to Find Out
to what extent the different food products are, used by its millions of
readers, the "Woman's World" (circulation over 2,000,000 copies
monthly) recently inaugurated es most interesting coupon oauvas
throughout North America.
One of the questions propounded was, "What tea do yrtt use?"
and the replies received demonstrate that Lipton's Tea is the moat
popular of all package teas, showing its sale to be double thet'of
its nearest competitor and over 100 per cent, more than the next
two mentioned brands taken together. Surely Honest Tea is the
Best Policy,
Ls
GOES FARTHEST FOR THE MONEY
COLT DISTEMPER
Can be bandied very easily. Tba elek aro oared, and all etbors
in mane stable, no matter how l'orPosed, ' kelit 0rmn having
the disease, by using SYUHN'S L1t4011) LIKOMI'1G1t etooso,
(150000 the N,nguc or In feed. Acts on blood and expels
(terms of all forms of distemper. /lost remedy over known
for mares In foal. bee and Ela bottle; ie and 111 doom, of
druggists and harness dealers. Cut shows bow to Malicethroats, Ourfreo Booklet gives everything. Largest selling
b,000 remedy_ 1n exisu.ner—ib years, Distributors—ALL
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MISCELLANEOUS.
T_T AY and FARM SCALES. Wilson's
.JL Reale Workra, 9 Espin nude, Toronto
(teercen, TUMORS, LIMPS. etc. In.
.,j ternal andexternal, cured vrthout
Hain by our home treatment. Write us
before too late, Dr. Bollman Medical Co„
Limited, Coilingwaod, Ont.
/is TON SCALE GUARANTEED. Wilson's
ID Scale Works, 9 Benin node. Toronto
CLEANING LADIES'
WALKING OR OUTING SUITS
Ono he done perfectly by oar French Proem Try It.
British American Dyeing Co.
Montreal, Toronto, O,tawa and Quebec,.
The Soul of a Plano,athe
Action. Insist on the
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Piano Actiorn
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FARMS FOR SALE.
H. W. Dawson, Ninety Colborne ,Street,
Toronto
1LT'UNenom ACRES IN CALEDON,
.�$ (Aunty of Peel,
TWO I117NURFID ACRES IN oALEDON
HUNDRED ACRES -000D BUILDING;
Orchard; near Oakville.
AN IDEAL FARM OF TWO HUNDRED
and Ninety Acres in Township of
Hilton: ten minutes' walk from Postnffice
or Wharf; Tine Stone Boise and Good
Bank Barn and Outbuilding. Implements
included in the price. Buildings alone
cost nearly as mach as price asked. It 10
a snap.
AFINE TIfIRTY-ACRE FRU1T FARM—
Good Buildings; well planted; at
Dundas.
(In EN A CRE FRUIT FARM — ST.
.1 Catharine,.
TWENTY.F1vE ACRE enure reins—
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ALBERTA, RARRATCOR EWAN, BRIT.
iah Columbia and Manitoba lands
in, small or large blocks.
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Toronto.
Samples and Booklets on Application 'R'a ARMs IN EVERY COI?NTY IN
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EDUCATION, carrybe , sponden ce,
THEOLOGY, but students desir-
MEDICIIIE, Ing to graduate
must attend. one
SCIENCE, must _
including Teachers and a fo
ENGINEERING oral students July
Arts Summer cath to ,rat.
Fir cahndars write
Session the registrar
G. Y. CHOWN
July 3 to Aug. 17 -o Kingston, Ont.
NIVERSIT?
KINGSTON a ONTARIO
THE DECAY OF FAITH.
Knicker—Preachers say that faith
is dying out.
Bocker—"I've noticed that I
have to invent new excuses for my
wife all the time."
Trial is Inexpensive.—To those
who suffer from dyspepsia, indiges-
tion, rheumatism or any ailment
arising from derangement of the di-
gestive system, a trial of Parmelee's
Vegetable Pills is recommended,
should the sufferer be unacquaint-
ed with them. The trial will be in-
expensive and the result will be
another customer for this excellent
medicine. So effective is their ac-
tion that many cures can certainly
be traced to their use where other
pills have proved ineffective.
Shortleigh-My Uncle Frank is a
veritable Klondike. Longleigh —
Why, hew's that? Shortleigh —
Plenty of wealth, but cold and dis-
tant.
Keep Minard's Llyiment In the hoose.
HAD ENOUGH.
"Whenever I see a teethpick,"
said Moses Ezekiel, the Roman
sculptor, "I think of a dinner that
was given in Rome in honor of two
Turkish noblemen.
"I sat beside the younger of the
noblemen. He glittered with gold
embroidery and great diamonds;
but, nevertheless, I pitied lune sin-
cerely, for he was strange to our
table lnanners, and some of his er-
raft were both ludicrous and pain -
fu
"Toward the dinner's end a ser-
vant extended to the young man a
plate of toothpicks. He waved the
plate away, saying in a low and bit-
ten' voice :
" `No, thank you, I have already
eaten two of the accursed things,
and I want no more.' re
THE TROUBLE.
"By Jove, I left my purse andel'
my pillow."
"Oh, well, your servant is hon-
est, Isn't she?"
"net's jest it. She'll take it to
my wife."
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