The Brussels Post, 1921-5-26, Page 2THE BRITISH NAVY
OF
a THE FUTURE
S•UTURE A`
"SURE SHIELD" OF TI -IE
MOTHERLAND.
Naval Writer Gives a Fascin-
ating Forecast --British Tar
Will Remain the Same.
or roma of the smper-battle-ci'utser. He
Will be just the same Bran us in King
Alfred's or King George V.'s day..
In short, lite Navy of A.D. 2020 will
ealTy the same sort'of melt (aerial and
will do the stone sort of work net the
present one, though in n different way.
We nese net worry about the shire
and maohiue:r of the future so long' as
the men are not going to change;
there ie a chestnut about a destroyer
etoanting at furl speed tufo action in
the North' Sea in 1910, whose eaptain's
steward Mine up to the bridge to u»k:.
"10 yeti please, sir, will you have your
bath before or after the:hattle?" 'I
expect that sort of incident hos oc-
What 'mit of a Navy is "Our Sure omeet pretty regularly in our Navy
Shield" going to be in the future? since Saxon days (except that our
There will not.be much real cltauge Saxon aucestors did not wash them -
in the Fleet that tbe next generation.g.elves with ivy dangerousfrequency),
is to see, so one -night go ahead a bit
and look at the poesibilitles for, say,
the year A.D.'20201 says "Klaxon," a
welakfown •English naval writer.
The only way to forecast the future sailors go to war at sea.- Aswe are
is to first look back into the Past for tin 'island people this is only natural.
guidance. No British soldier can go to war tut-
King
nKing Alfred, tq protect England less a ship takes him along to do it,
against invasion by the Danes, built and. our Empire frontier is the three-
chips twice as long as those of his mile limit off our opponent's coast -
enemy, "both swifter and less un- line,
steady, and also higher than the And we can guard It. Without any
others." King Alfred's idea of pro- boasting, we know from the expert-
tecting his country from invasion was ante of this war that our men are still
to go for the enemy at sea. incomparable; you cannot beat them.
In Nelson's day and in Beatty's day We have read a lot of the men that
the idea was the same; there will be beat the Spanish Armada, and of those
no change from that sound policy in that Nelson led at Trafalgar, but the
the year 2020. Wren of the Great War and of to -day
There le another rule that one can are even better. brave, loyal, humor -
get from history and that is that ships ous, enduring, and absolutely unde-
"Our Sure Shield" Must Guard 'Us,
The story is typical of the plecld,
matter -of -tact way in which Britt h
and weapons go on getting bigger.
Alfred's little battleships have grown
Into monsters like the Hood, that is,
from open boats of slaty rowers they
bave become huge armored hulls of
42,000 tons carrying 1,100 men, shaped
like racing boats, with the speed of a
Midland express, and so long from
stent to stern that a 300 -yd. drive by a
record-breaking g o 1 f professional
would only just cover their Iength.
Taking a rewet's horse -power as being
ane-eightb, King Alfred's flagship
would have engines 71 horse -power.
The hood reckons her horse -power at
144,000, and does not trouble to count
the odd hundreds.
Tlie first practical submarines were
of about 10 tons with 10 horse -power.
Now they run to 2,600 tote, with 10,-
000
0;000 or more horse -power. If tate cap-
tain of one of these modern boats
wishes to speak to an officer aft he
rings him up on the telephone; in
early days he would have merely had
to dig him in the ribs to attrar 4 his
attention.
The Same Old Briton
The early torpedo boats were little
things of 15 tons --they weigh nearly
3,000 tons now. The early aeroplanes
weighed about 700 Ib.; now the big
wee approach 20 tons.
Stating, then, from these facts,
wbat could we expect to see on visit -
lug a big naval base? There will be
submarines there—small diving cruis-
ers of 10,000 tons, and diving battle-
ships of 40,000 tons.
The biggest ships will be the sur-
Face
urFace battle cruisers—great flat-bottom-
ed "skimmers," their bottoms "stela
red" like bydroplane meter boats, and
drawing but a few feet of water, ot
150 ft. beam and 1,200 ft. in length.
'Phe speed of these ships will be 90
*knots at least. They will have no
guns, but will carry numbers of aero-
plane shells which can be guided
against an enemy by magnetic waves.
Under those conditions battles
would fake plat•-• at some fifty miles
range, the real struggle. u.-nng between
the magnetic- operators of the oppos-
ing ships. Meanwhile, the submarines
proceeding submerged at tremendous
speed, will be launching out huge tor-
pedaes, which will be guided to their
-nark by tilt, Bahr: magnetic central,
The aircraft used will be about. 100
fens weight and 3OA0c horse -Power.
They will join in a battle of their own
et a height of 25."00 ft. above, the!
ftgbfing fleet.
There mut- be: very fiats and tight-
fng thrn.
Tieing
ael tra however, la :dice!
5010er Changed: human lettere be i
jest the vitae'
Ming Alfred'-+ cox..t.,,`o. e -rather 1
hairy and eueonlh man, wile wore t
eaeking round lis lege, and a ':oaree
woollen jumper over the vat of him.
end who emote the helmsman of the a
seeming Danish flagship with skill•
earnestness. and a ten -pound spiked g
%arnmed whit intent to cause the said
helmsman grievous bodily harni. was
east the sante man a,e he who was on
wateb in the Great War!
In the year 2020 the same Briton
vsOIl be found in the magnetic-cleflect-
(eatable--the British Tar is the ad-
miration of his officers and the pat-
tern of the navies of the world.
Aa for the material of the future
Navy, it will be as good as anyone
else's. Britons know quite a bit about
the design and building of wax -vessels.
The new shtps, submarines, and air-
craft foreshadowed for a hundred
years hence will he British and not
foreign models. Tlie Navy never
stands still—every officer and man is
1 a potential inventor, and the ideas for
improvement come chiefly from those
who have the practical experience of
sea life to teach them what is wanted.
Horse -Power From Sea Water?
We have taken a look at the future
Navy through the lenses of the past.
That is a good way to reach the re-
sult, but it is liable to certain unex-
pected errors. The fact is, the last
twenty years bave seen such extraor-
dinary se•ten•tific advances made that
we may find estimates for the distant
future suddenly brought much nearer.
The greatest revolution in naval de-
sign will come when some scientist
finds a method of producing horse-
power from, for instance, salt water,
Oxygen is latent force, and we have
plenty of oxygen In the sea. The air
itself could conceivably be used as a
sole fuel for engines!
We are only at the beginning of our
knowledge of electricity, sound -waves
and power -waves. We know of explo-
sives tea times as powerful as any in
use today, but we do not yet know
i ' ,. hn . me
s+tt su
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HOURS OF SADNESS
ett
W1 all have hours of aafinei , 'when WO abandon mirth, and
talk about the badness of everything on earth. Perhaps the
grab we swallow has made our innards ache, and we say life
le hollow, a grins and ghastly fake. Perhaps saute firm is busted,
wheel) stock we lately bought, and we are s•gre disgusted, dis-
couraged end distraught, Perhaps the neighbor's Leghorn has
scratched our beans again, and we, with language corking, de-
nounce that active hen. But after eight hours' sleeping we're
glad and gay once more, and have no use for weeping, and think
that grief's a bore. Unfortunate the inertia who rises' from his
couch, aud• feels no wish to chortle, bet airs a beastly grouch.
Man's sorrow should be driven by slumber from the mind, for
that's why sleep is given to weary humankind. A grouch isy in
the gloaming, a common thing with tie, for then. tired men are
combing their soulsfor things to Cuss; their feet are full of
thistles, their whiskers full of hay, and 130 one sings or whistles
at closing of the day. But in the brilliant morning, when all the
world is bright, the healthy man is scorning the spectres of last
night,
TWENTY YEARS
OF HOMESTEADING
DEVELOPMENT OF CANA-
DIAN WEST.
Few Areas Now Remaining
Which Contain Large Section
of Homestead Land.
There can hardly be any gainsaying
the statement that the biggest factor
in the phenomenal development of the.
Canadian West has been the conces-
sion. of free land by the Dominion gov-
ernment to farmers and intending ag-
riculturalists who undertook to settle
and reside thereon and bring a part of
the soil under cultivation. The pros-
pect of obtaining, for a mere incur-
rence of the most ordinary obligations,
land which in settled sections ot the
continent was valued at hundreds of
dollars per acre, and in older Euro-
pean countries was absolutely beyond
the purchasing ability of the average
citizen, drew thousands of land -hungry
men from all over the world to people
the vacant plains of the west. In the
record of homestead patents is con-
tained the gist of western develop -
meet, for it was the agriculturalist
who came first to realty develop and
stay, and all else has followed in his
wake.
The favor with which free home-
steads of 160 acres were regarded is
reflected In the early rapidity of set -
how to prevent them going off when Clement within the areas where they
we don't want them to! All that our were made available, while the dim -
designers and experts can do as to go inishing numbers of homestead en -
on improving material along the prac- tries in the past few years indicates
ileal lines of development permitted the approaching exhaustion of desir-
by present-day science, but as they able land to -be secured by this means.
work they keep a wary and watchful In the last two decades, from 1900 to
eye on the men in the laboratories, for 1920, more than 604,000 homestead en -
none can tell when some small die- tries' were made in the provinces of
covert' by chemist or engineer may • Manitoba, Saskatchewan, and Alberta,
not give the signal to prepare for com- which represents the settlement and
plete changes in all new types of war- fencing off of more than 80,000,000.
vessels. acres by this system of appropriation.
Not all this can, of course, be con-
A Camp Torch. sidered as under cultivation, though
If, when camping, you leave ever the farmer who takes a homestead
tried to light your way from the tent without additional holdings usually
to the spring or the boat landing by has the greater part of the area ren -
the lightof a flaming brand, you have dered productive.
probably been surprised to have your
torch go out and leave you ht dark -A Survey of Homestead Statistics,
ries. United States immigration to Cana -
Make your torch of three blazing da has .always bebn regarded in so de-
sticks instead of one stick. You may , sirable a light, largely because the ma -
have noticed that in the camp fire , jority of those emigrating to the Do -
three brands that lie close together minion find their way to the land,
I
will blaze with a single flame to which !where the' Dominion has the greatest
all of then- contribute. They continue ` economic need of them, whereas a
te burn because the heat cannot es- large section of the British emigration
':Apr- in all directions, as it can when !tide flows into the cities and Indus -
only our stick is on fire. It is time
trial centres. Amertrsru settlers have,
,ora' With she torch, in the past, been possessed of the
greatest per capita wealth on arrival
Knew His Bible. in Canada, far which reason a great
Tae sehonl inspector was one day 1 many have been in the babit of Our
-
�lring some children questions on chasing improved farms and become
Bible knowledge. So far' as he had producing assets to the Dominion with-
Bible
the children did very well, but out any loss of time whatever. A sur -
when asked: vey of homestead statistics, however,
'Mere close the word 'holy' first also reveals the fact that they have
occur in the Bible?" the children could constituted the most important single
not answer for a minute or so, 2112 a factor in tbe settlement of these. lands,
ranged urchin stood up and said: and that in the tiling and provi.eg an
"Please, sir, on the covet:" the approximate 500,000 homesteads
ri
of the past twenty years, . former
United States citizens • have been re-
sponsible for the settlement of nearly
140,000, or almost thirty per cent, The
British Isles, taken together, account-
ed far about 91,000 entries, divided
approximately Into English, 67,500;
Scotch, 17,000; and Irish, 6,600. This
was surpassed by the settlement of
continental peoples in general who
flied on nearly 100,000 .quarter -see -
Cons of western land.
The banner year of homestead entry
was 1911, when 44,479 applications
were received at the various land of-
fices. Figures dropped somewhat un-
til the outbreak of the war, when in
1914 31,829 potential farmers from all
countries took homesteads. During
the fiscal years 1915, 1916, 1917 and
1918, a total of only 60,636 homesteads
were taken up, in 1919 only 4,227, in
1920 6,732, and in the first seven
months of the last fiscal year, 3,784.
Dwindling Available Homesteads
In the dwindling figures of hone
stead entries, cue observes the reflec-
tion of both the wartime cessation of
British emigration and the falling off
of the United States annual contribu-
tion, and the depleting areas of home-
stead land in the west. To -day, the
luxuriant open tracts of the Peace
River Country of Northern Alberta re-
main one of the few areas which con-
tains large sections of land whicb may
be homesteaded. This favored sec-
tion has recently been the Mecca of
many farmers and many of Canada's
ex -soldiers desiring to exercise the
rights' of soldier grants.
The homesteads of today are the
rich productive farms of to -morrow,
and the homesteads settled upon with-
in the last twenty years are now pro-
ducing much of the crops and cattle
which have made the western pro-
vinces famous the world over. They
are now netting their owners, In many
cases, handsome yearly revenues, and
from being secured for the exchange
of a ten dollar bill and a few agricul-
tural and residential duties, are held
in many instances, at values of one
hundred dollars, per acre. Carefully
compiled statistics prove that land in
Canada is rising In price at a start-
ling rate. The excellence of crops
produced and the rapidity of settle.
ment are in a large measure respons-
ible for this. Homestead land settled
to -day will be worth a large figure in a
fewyears,ond improved land purcbased
at the comparatively low prices pre-
vailing at the present time, when Com-
pared with those existing la other
countries, will within the span of the
purchaser's life, realize a price many
fold what be paid.
Value of Education.
The most important thing you ac-
quire in school is neat the information
You get but the habit of study you es-
tablish. With a mind trained to study
you have the ability to work at the
solution of the problems which come
up in life. Without an education you
would be In a quandary as you do not
know the methods of solution. Edu-
cation gives you comprehension while
lack of training causes bewilderment.
In a new thermometer a flag auto-
matically points the degrees of tem-
perature on a circular horizontal.scale,
Old .Age is Spiritual Decay.
Youth is tl quality, a spiritual energy
and, properly smia1cleg, thele la 110
"01d age," but spiritual decay, "The
foot less prompt to meet the mornieg
derv" le no valid evidence of growing
old, any more than to lose it log in
battle. Fussy physical activities are
not the only teats of youth, That
brain of Sophocles which gave ee Ole
greatest play at ninety is more to the
'point, 08 1(180 that fatnoIM saying re-
corded of him, in referenee to the cool-
ing of the passions with the years,
that to grow cad was like being set
free freln service to a band of mad-
men.
Because we grow wiser and strong-
er, less selfish and generally more
useful to our fellows with the passage
of the yew's is not to say that wo ltniZe
lost our youth. It only means that 'sfo
have learned how to enipl0y It. We
do not tun in every direction as we
did. We know a little better what we
are doing, or what we want to do; but
the motive force that enables us to do
ft 'le that same energy' which (nee
drove es to snake fools of ourselves
at the beginning and still provides. the
same "swift means to radiant ends•"
Decay, disillusion, weariness; we
mean Glebe things when we speak of.
"growing old," but we fail to ,realize
that these are no necessery.acceni-
panlments of the years, We may, un-
fortunately,'inherat them, or acquire
them, like bad habits, or through neg-
lect of a proper care and exercise of
our spiritual selves. Spiritual and in-
tellectual laziness makes most persons
"oldbefore their time." If we lose in-
terest in life, life will soon lose in-
terest in us, and it is just'as possible
to achieve a precocious senility in the,
twenties as at any later petted of our
lives.
Why English Roads Are
Better Than Ours.
One of the very interesting trips
duringour stay in England was to
Cheshunt, which 4s 20 miles southeast
of Harpenden and a little to the north
of London, says a tourist. Our trip
across was made by auto, aver the
narrow but perfect roadbed- typical' -nf
the English roads we travelled over.
These roadbeds are often several feet
lower than the adjacent fields, worn
down by centuries of travel, and 'wind-
ing about to follow the cowpatha' that
first marked the route thousands of
years ago,
Much of the way the roadside hedges
had been permitted to grow until the
fields beyond could only be seen
through the occasional gateways. Piles
of road material were passed at fre-
quent intervals, and occasionally a re-
pairing outfit, consisting of a =tinted
tar boiler, a steam roller; and two or
three men spereading the broken
stone and applying the asphalt. This
is the "stitch in time" by which Eng-
lish roads are kept In repair at a frac-
tion of the cost prevalent in Canada.
Our roads are usually neglected until
their consequent injury to vehicles
and impediment to travel have cost
far more tban would the timely re-
pairs.
In this matter of road -building and
repair, it would seem that Canada can
learn a great deal from a study of Old
Country methods, For many of their
roads that date back to Caesar's time
are In more perfect repair to -day than
some of our costly macadam roads
that are not yet five years old.
France's Official Capital.
Paris is not the capital of France.
This is not a paradox, nor a joke, but
an official fact. Parieians who are
given to an alarmist disposition are
disturbed In their minds, for from the
fact that Paris has ceased to be the
capital of the country since 1914 re-
sults that all official documents of the
Republic of France signed since the
above date are theoretically illegal.
On September 8, 1914, when the
Government left Paris before the nen•
ace of the German advance, the Jour-
nal Official announced that Bordeaux
was henceforth and until further no-
tice the legal central capital of Franco
and afoetal documents would be dated
from Bordeaux. Until December this
procedure was followed. One by ane
the ministries came back to Paris, and
by December 11 all documents were
once again dated from Paris,
No one, however, in the atrees of the
tines, thought to insert a notice in the
Journal Official to the effect that
Paris once again had become the capi-
tal of France, wth the result that all
decuments since September, 1914,
should be dated from Bordeaux, and
those dated from Paris are technically
illegal.
Dr, James Cotton
Whose new ether discovery, at has
been reported, snakes any man or wo-
man tell the truth, (It will not be sold
for household purposes).
Speed Records in Writing.
The man who lives by his pen can
possess no greater gift than that of
being able to write easily. 0100 can
sit down at their desks, and rattle off
stories or articles at the• rate of a
thousand :words an hour; others toll
desperately,_ turning and re -turning
every sentence, and think themselves
lucky if they can produce a thousand
words of satisfactory copy' within the
working day.
The, average novelist produces two
books a year, each of about eighty
thousand words. But there are others
—for example, the late Miss Beatrice
Harraden-who take two years to pro-
duce. one book.
To go to the other extreme, there
are exceptional writers to whom the
speed of a thousand words an hour is
nothing. Mr. William Le Quenx is re-
ported
eported as having recently completed
a whole novel in the epace of three
weeks. This is the story of the big
Italian film—"The Power of the Bor-
gime
The late Mr. 'Marion . Crawford,
whose work certainly never showed
any,signa of slovenliness, beat this re-
cord' by•wrlting "A Tale of a Lonely
Parish" in the space of twenty-four
days. This novel, 'coneidet'ably-longer
than Mr. -Le Quenx, contains oh hun-
dred and twenty thousand. words:
Another amazingly rapid writer was
Mr. Guy Bootirby, who published twen
tyeedx books in less than eight years,
and a number of short stories into
the bargain. Ile sometimes turned'
out eight thousand words at a sitting.
This is a big feat from the physical
point of view, let alone the strain of
composition.
The elder Dumas was not only the
most prolific, but also the most rapid
of authors. ,On one occasion he made
a bet that he would write the first
volume of a new novel within three.
days, the number of words being about
thirty thousand. lie won his wager
easily, with half a day to spare.
Remember, too, that Dumas wrote
everything with a pen. He had 'Sone
of the modern assistance of type-
writer or dictaphone, Working with
a goad stenographer, there are writers
Whose output averages thirty thous-
and words a week. One of these, who
makes a specialty of juvenile fiction,
keeps five and sometimes six serial
etaries going at the same time. And
the instalments average five thousand
words each.
Some writers of newspaper feuille
tons aro extraordinarily speedy. An
author of this type has been known to
complete a story of the kind within a
week. It was one hundred thousand
words in length, and he received for it
a cheque for' 51,000.
Looking Ont� her Bright Side.
A cheery little fellow of seven,
whose optimism was a perpetual sur-
prise to his parents, was being pun-
ished by his father.
He was sprawling across his parent's
knees, and after about six strolces of
the cane be muttered to binrself; "It
won't matter. I don't sit down much."
Possessed the Combination,
The cafvaseer knocked at the calico
door and walked in with a canfldent
smile.
"Sir," he said, "I have for saie a
combined carpet -sweeper, talking -Ina -
chine, potato -peeler, and --"
"Not to -day," interrupted the' man-
ager, "I've got one. I was married
twelve months ago."
Tunnels three miles long have been
discovered excavated by South Am-
erican ants.
REGLAR FELLERS—By Gene Byrnes
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Silesian Bad Eaith,
I There is the making of first -clack
trouble in the i$ilositttn situation,
Practically every nation huvirlg any,
thing to do with the matter is beint
;charged with ugly txeaohery and bad
faith. Italy eeeme to be the otic con-
ception, The Italian forces followed
the orders of the Entente Council that
put them in Silesia, They fought thal
invasion and they fought to hurt. ,
Germany themes that France and
England knew all ,about the Polish
plans and did nothing, It is passing -
strange that Warsaw should know no-
thing about the trouble for two days
and not till after the Poles had taken
about all the territory they could hope,
to hold. There are indications that
the French- are not averse to -seeing'
the Poles hold all of Silesia they want.
The broad outlines of the .situation
are these. - The Peace Treaty provided.
for a plebiscite to determine whether
Silesia should be German or Polish,
The balloting was duly held with
plenty of charges of trickery and bad
faith on both aides: I1 was a sort of
mixed 'victory for the Germans, the
sum total of votes favoring Germany
by about two tos'one, with the Piles
carrying manyof the agricultural dis-
tricts and mining centres,
The plebiscite was, held 'late in-
March.
nMarch. No rulings or. interpretations
-on the vote have been handed down by
the Entente. The Poles, the lasers in
the balloting, start a surprise move-
ment that is a mixed invasion,incur-
rection and riot. Such authority as.
the Entente claims in Upper Silesia
has been flouted. Entente forces have
been driven out by the Poles. Adalbert
Korfanty, a sort of imitator of the
Italian D'Annunzio, who was in
ohaxge for Poland during the pleb-
iscite, is leading the invaders and riot-
ers. Ile openly defies the Entente,
says that he is ready for a guerrilla
warfare against Entente troops and
will maintain an army of occupation.
of 30,000 men.
Silesia may be largely Slav and
probably is. TIM Germans :nay have
won by trickery, and they probably
did: But the manner of winning should
be deterni'nnd by the authority that .
authorized the balloting.and not one
of the interested parties. A Polish
adventurer should not be allowed to
dictate what shall be done.
On the face of the situation, Ger.
many is right in claiming all this con-
stitutes a violation of the Treaty. It
is on the point that the Entente and
not Poland shall make the final ad-
justment that the Entente must assert
itself. Order must be restored in
Silesia., the country put back where
it was before the Polish move, or the
Entente must admit that it cannot
enforce its own orders, or that it does
not care to do so in certain instances.
The Promise -Maker.
Tho French are a practical folk and
their experiences with Germany have
left Paris' without any illusions.
France has found that Germany is a
callous and stubborn debtor, who pays
when she must and only when she
must.
When the news that Germany had
undertaken to fulfil the demands laid
down by the Supreme Council reached
Paris, not one hat was thrown in the
air, Official circles remain, as they,
put it, "expective," while unofficial
quarters are almost pessimistic.
Who, asks the practical Frenchman,
is ening to see to it that Germany
keeps her word this time? With a
million Frenchmen standing to their
arms, Germany agreed to the terms;
but the Freneh are troubled about it.
They are wondering if they must
ir.nintain.an army of occupation on the
Rhine for the neat forty-two years.
The French fear is that Germany
will keep her promises just as long
as n French bayonet is at her threat.
This fear is founded upon experience.
The French are tired of having to
mobilize a few army eorps every time
the German gets arfaher fit of stub-
bornness. They fear that the agree-
ment just made by Germany' is but
another "scrap of paper."
The "No -Luck" Gardener,
He stuck a few rose bushes Into the.
ground in the back yard one day.
He did not prune them and he per-
mitted wild shoots to grow.
I1e never cultivated the sell. Iie
never sprayed the bushes after the
warns days set in.
He did nothing to help theme or en-
courage them, but later whenever gar-
dening was the topic of conversation
he always said:
"5 never have any luck raising
roses."
Perhaps,
"Where," asked the female suffrage
orator, "ould men he today were it
not for woman?"
She paused a moment and looked
around the hall, "7 repeat," she said,
orator, "would men be to -day wore it
not for woman?"
"IIe'd be in the Gardon of Laden eat-
ing strawberries," answered a voice
from tate gallery.
Betty's' Definition,
"Whet," asked Bliss Jones of one of
her pupils, "10 We meau by the 'word
'plural'?"
Batty responded promptly.
"By the plural of a word wemean
the sense, thing only more of it.".
Not Appetizing.
"Get up, Bobble!" called hie mother
from the bottmn of the etaltw. "You
know On early bird gots the worm."
"15 that all you've. got for break-
fast?" reltlh,od Bobble, sleepily, aa he
turned over 'for anotinir moue,