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The Brussels Post, 1886-11-19, Page 3Nov. 19, 1880. THE BRUSSELS POST Se'+Ming women should go among 1 TIt0 tins pipes aro beiur; la.01 in pRiiSl3TLS V4.bA•u•O the `Carters, Calt, ra TIE ORI(IINAL DRAI'"J', Oh, Mary had a little lamb, regarding whose cuticular, The 'fluff exterior was vhft0 and kinked in each particular. On each occasion what the lass was seen perambulating; This little quadruped likewise was there n-;lahlivatlut„ Ono day it did accompany her to. the knowledge dispensary, 'Which to every rule and pr000dent was r091kIO4 ly no„trary, immediately whereupon the pedagogue superior, Exasperated, did eject tiro lamb from the interior, Then Mary, on beholding snob perforin. anon arbitrary, Suffused her 0'00 with saline drops from glands called lachryuutry, And all tho pupils grow therm 1, tumult- uously hilarious, And speculated on the, carve with wild conjectures various. "What makes the lamb lovo Mary so ?" the scholars asked the teacher, He paused a moment, then he tried to diagnose the creature, , "Oh, peons amoreln Mary habot omnia temperate," "Thanks, teacher dear," the scholars cried, and awe erupt darkly o'er 'om. n. DOMESTIC ADVICE, When your helpmeet inquires in a terrible t tone, 7, ., "What kept you so late?" and, beginning fe t0 moan, Declares that "yon have no mere heart than a. stone,'' r ' That "you're rapidly `wearing her down LO a bone" - Just let her, alone. When sho floods all the house with a de- luge of slops, Till the plate is a vista of„buckets and mops,. And she says you oblige her to work till: till she drops,"., Don't seek to assort that your soul is your own--• Just let her aloin. No Ewald argues, of course, With his wife, • Unless ho' s prepared for perpetual strife ; If your .principal aim is 'a peaceable life, And you'd change for the Torrid the Tem- perate Zone. -- Just let her alone. At last, when you've really stood all that you can, If you hear, on the quiet, that she has a plan To elope, on the gly, with another young mani Il , '1.`o rush n and stop it, pray do not be prone --- You let her alone. 1, 3. y 1s jA 9. THANKSGIVING PARODY. At midnight, in a chicken coop, Tho turkey dreamed upon the hour, ie 'Mph When all tho fowls on earth should stoop In 1.1w0 before bis power ; In dreams, through field and lane ho bore The graces of a conqueror ; A.nd, thronged upon a Dorn-orib, then He heard a thousand goblers sing, Proclaiming him the poultry king ; As wild his thoughts, and fleet of•wrng, - As 13ulda1Fs spoolclod hen. At midnight, by tho lantern's light, Tho cook arranged his stealthy band, • Their hatchet blades wore flashing bright, 11 1j And firm each willing hand. et There had the fated poultry stood, There had the thy earth drank their blood On let Thanksgiving clay. And these, that roost tonight so high, Will taste as good in chicken pio, Or be as nice to roast or fry, Or fricassee, as they. An hour passed on—tiro turkey woke, That bright dream was his last; He woke—while beams and perches shook, With cries of "Ply, the cook ; fly. fast 1” Ile woke—to die 'midst loud worths spoke Iu quick command.; and hntohel stroke ,And dearth -blows falling thick. and, fast As hailstones from a tempest aloud ; And heard in voice distinct and loud, The 000k cheer on his hand; . Strike—till the last fat gobbler dies ; Strike—for your roasts and chicken pies ; Strike—till unearthly squawks and cries I1osound"through all the land 1 • k 1 ';,: They plied their hat0hot5 long'ancl well; ;', They piled the ground with poultry slain They conquered-- and the turkey fell, IVO I 1 Resistance ani in vain. 7xie few survivors who had crept Away, in dusky corners slept • While this dark deed was done, ...And now tiloy saw him borne away, , ; Anel ready for Thanksgiving clay . Before the rise of sun, Ali I for the turkey Whom the 000k • Had garnishes with his highest art, The guests had many a longing look; And strongest appetite o'ortook Pull many a Valliant heart. Thou turkey l with a savory sage That garnished thy juicy prime, Rest then ; there is 110 tender age, In all our rugged Clime. II Wo pick thy bones without a sigh, Tor thou wart taken at thy best, And now had found eternal rest In roast gaol ollieken pie. Wicked pc„plu t-h0uld stop on the road to Belson. (Lasker' would 1001 at home in the Fiioudly islaudx, Hots! keepers ,:hotil11 settle in the Putal•ye islnndn. Bretono awn should travel to Ieultunbug sworn 11 aletabl0s Dol 'Wanted, Ilot uut l;us been stti,e11 at migrate to Iceland and Chili, Cumber, 5e' -0x 0amlty. Married folks should content TIM Nntioual.Ipr1B'1 Cuugrn,+117331 (1101110151 V014 iu (110 U0i1o4 States. meet in Toronto 1cv.1 soar, 1)ro,smalsei'S alight 11 nil it 1)10!31• The Kingsteu Central Fair will fn ilryg'4rp(y� arkeU Price able to locate iu the Basque proviu future he Managed by a joint 5tosk Bost Ut Pot Friae company Tarn 11 i,• 1 1;141) by a cement Lr Sont11) year \ 7 oolen ]\iris AGO year old goose w,ts exhibited t 4�/��JJ LFrA Li at 1Walsiugham show. 'I'he laaycre of Wyllie/31o11 have furneel 1t•, eAsoeia1iul 'I'ho Chnlhaur lit-.,lt'u baro 11001 ANY t4UANT1'i'1 OF nes, (.111111 411.0 iia It N(7l 'ti;. m'O•zAa 841 s K g••c I ,too -:s, ci: as ��. • tit a5, Where Tboy Shonbil Dwell. The .Delhi Calling Co, have put down a number of o-trlotols of tom - A 127 lb, putnpkiu is on vlow in , '.Thirty-tbroo Canadian 1,1031neo•c Cash or Trade i ; =N i y z µM 7k 1 1' n d e Only 0`3 prisoners have been iu _••. _-, of 1,- ryryR �M > �� r� ^a g dltt.tl,ltlxtlYl'all{, i i =��,iCJ�-G x"''ry OLS P-ttN On the `35tH Guelph will veto on a by -lots to grant $175,000 to build and iron the Guelph junorint)branch —PAID IN..."" • ansasssessEszcsassomussams Peterborough, failures were reported to Damn dt Co. Now s s a i; a ^ E >,.W Z a ' _ n Two Owen Sound sports shot 17 I have in stock a rood assort- 1 8a ` y p 1-g='7 A a x 2, =ar a 1 oya� qnv� ry.o�Oc m"'ao rt "75.VC 1107? near '\Wiarton last week- m0111 of Blankets, S1lirtinl,5, r w = s .� - ";; lrc `s „--cn r;s - r, A Guelph firm has received an o a " of also G. 1. R. �lanne15,11ne incl colisl., 111 m m G 1 1 l jail this year, U (s 1 11 a m 0'8 e= n e.•r ' dx ♦. Flannels, „ Coarse 1 ra 9n'an tt t7i,a.T^•n OloC?� order for lawn. movers from ;Lux• x1, P- Davin, of the 1tegiutt Tread- Clotlt,' 'Fine Tweeds, Coarse I -n' ,,: tralia, 0r,19likely 10 4011helionulation of Tweeds, Yarns, d:c. Also an as- 3rG 11'=1 nK R,s o0�P >"•o Joules: Dalziel, Cheaterfiehl, sold r m N �"' �» 0nudidtitc-by 1110 Ccuttervativ0s, for sortmclit of Gorton goods. r m44,F _ has^^ -a hie imported sheep dog last week \✓astern r\ssiniboila. m � `a ==, e:& = r; m SRR t° - fur $,35. Rich. Howard, of Tifford, has the ftobt. Ogg, a Dundas boy, has been potato digging,record. He digs an • elected to the Michigan State Legto• acro a ,L1 nu lhai avrrlge, auci 0„ a 111111 note prepared to take in latero. pinch esti do two :10101, Carding, Spinning, Weaving, &c. The Aviator Express has turned The Beauee tragedy, by which a two lady collectors loose upon do- young girl named Wiuko loot her liugnent subscribers. life, turns out to have boon the re- ' Two strong flowing or spouting suit of ,t 1)000 acooidont, well have been struck at Waterloo. 4 The Dominion Gevernmout re- Atv of sports from 1 701)5107 1 1 tb par turns lust issued place e untnigra- atiS notion ,brought 16 :leer from Muskoka, non into the Canadian Northwest, ron;n ill one baylast-1 Cooks 5130131(1 settle iu Greece. l'ro0ti young men in Greouland. Price fighters in Wranglolaud. • Angry men thould go to Ireland. Waiters eho1ld final comfort in China. The enterprising man 911ou1(1 be a �Russ111n. Th ` ons eadi had au arm Three pens •o fat 1104 8081011, a1 ton 1139(10.nd, q 1 1 reels at Wel A man while driving a Steer into Gua+ 'anteedm land. j 1 l l 11. Bev. man, of Scotland, Burford Waterford with its vont t roc t o a township, Inas ,a spaniel 27 years front leg, whoa nearing ti pond it dashed. into. the Rater and 17115 old, A carrot 153- inches in circumfer• drowned, encu and weighing 5 lbs-, io a Nor- A. Beaton, inspector under the with curiosity. Scott Aot for West Elgin, 1188 de - A young girl died suddenly in the posited $400 iu the County Treas• Made to Brantford Model School of hemmer• urer's hands to the orotlit of the 1 age of -the lungs. 80011 Act fund. The 5teanser "Ivey Aldereou” Lawyer Wallace Nesbitt, of Tor- brought over 140 brace of ducks to onto, received $250 dollar-) for con - Pt. Dover from Long Point on Sat• ducting the Cassels 0110 at the Es- urday- sex Assizes. Next to being an edi- A cabbage stalk with 111110 big tor, we would like to 120 a *250•a• heads is a Coohester phenomenon, day lawyer. but n Guelph man has one with 13 A meeting of the Senate of the perfect beads. University of Toronto was held J. B. Thornton, of Swoaborg, has Thursday night last, when rho fol. planted 2000 walnuts this fall. Next lowing degrees were conferred :- year he will transplant them through B. A„ B. Garside ; M. B., A. S. his woods. Thompson ; 4f. A., W. Laidlaw. An agent of the C. P. R. has been Peter Conover, of Leamington, arrested in Montreal for harboring has a piece of ground from which two deserters from the Allan steam. 1,0 expects to get a third orop this ships. year. He firet grew strawberries, Fronteune County Councsil has ole• hen buckwheat, and nolo a second Knitted Goods alined to provide the sum required crop of buckwheat is well advanced. for the enforcement of the Scott The Winnipeg Cricket Club pro. Ant. o.e to soncl tin eleven on au East' ern of Dominion reran• ern tour next 808eon.. The cricket - us and expenditure for the past fie• ors of Ontario an id cal year shows a deficit of $5,865,. Quebec will be em 554. Of the expenditure nearly sn dthn to sae Itietlon t m (1 ohoow Vin tithe three trillions want' to meet North triols t ig9 line. west claims. • Wm. Mays put together in Gow• • The London City Council have dy'sfactory, Guelph, the other 'day passed a by-law to; close certain five fanuitig mills in a little over 9 streets and The Advertiser notices a hours., `This is good work as the rumor that at the next meeting , of ordinary day's work is only about tae Council a petition is to be pro - two qday. seated praying 1110 Aldermen to Tho Aylmer Canning Company pass to hy law to closeup their for the past six ,reeks have shipped' mouths their goods at the rate of throe ear loads per week. Last week ship- ments were made to the Hudson's Bay Company, and to a firm 'e.t Fort Molyeod,• N, W. T, A few days ago a fins young Oen- adian, Ed. MoOrum, formerly of Galt, was killed on his ranch near Boise' City,, • Montana, while riding his horse, Which stumbled and fell on him. He leaves a young wife and relatives in both countries to mourn. bis,irntimely end. - It is'claimed that Hamblin recent- ly rowed over the Thames champ- ionship course in a trial in faster time than any other oarsman rowed the distance,and he has offered to wager $500 to $1,000 that be can beatthe time Wm. Beach macre when Ito defeated G audanr. A Scottish paper says :—"The remains of David Kennedy, the de- gorvesily popular Scottish vocalist, whose lamented death tools place at Stratford, Ontario, on the 13th of this month, were brought to Soot - land, and the funeral took place in Edinburgh, on Monday, the 2711i October in the presence of a largo eone0U080." The recent shipments of Canad- ian cheese to tho Colonial .exllibi• tion have been a great success. A large number of complimentary no- tices of its oxoellont quality have appeared +in a number of British papers. They all agree that, it is superior to American, and a great many say it is oven bolter than the celebrated Cheshire. Our dairymen may loop for a stili further demand, which means bettor prices, Order. Give Me a Call before taking your wool else- where. It is inten,lod'next year to issue a new.series of British coins. This is a practical form of commemorat- ing Her Majesty's jubilee which cannot fail to be appreciated) if the 1201v coins 'bear a fa1113ful impression of the Sovereign, The same may be said in regard to the issue of new postage stamps, which is also to take plaoe next year. Tho author- ities at the Aliut are busily engaged in preparing the dies -for' the coins. Immediately after the recent 'dis- astrous dis-astrous fire in Southampton by which so many families were rend. end homeless, 1\Ir, Stephenson, Superintendent of the Grand Trunk Railway, who was in the west, start- ed fox the town, and at once placed all the oars which could be gathered' at the disposal of the,homeless, In addition to this he provided from the stores of the company for their sustenance and had all goods donat• ed from other places transferred by express trains (toe of all charges. Tho Ontario Government has con- tributed $1,000 towards the relief of those of the Southampton sufferers who have been rendered destitute by the late fire. The atones thus promptly given will be applied to the relief of eases of actual distress, and not for compensation for loss of property. It is learned through. Dotoctivo Murray that ab least thirty families are literally homeless and. destitute. Detective Murray was sent by the Ontario Government to investigate the cause of the lire. Ho is satisfied that it was accidental, and in this view the loading business men of Southtaiutpton agree, Yours Truly, GEO. HOWE. SCALE S. BIIILBBRS' rl TARS }YAR J4JY ARS ! Glaea 84 Putty, 0 •owtud arm °moo p oq du @ Ivo CD CD I8 0 C1 0 O 0 8 1; ETT,s- 2,0 a_ eozs <:+TcmF l,• Pnno EsEser. sonar, 1.”.* .,.11;'s' 11 'air b 0 H 0 m Grist and Flour Mills ! Tho undersigned having completed the change from the stone to the Celebrated Hungarian system of Grinding, has now the Mill in First Class Running Order and will be glad to see all his old custome rs and as many new ones as possible. • Chopping done. Flour and. Peed, ...A.1wa1ye o , Iland.. Highest Price paid for any quantity of Good Grain. WIVI. MILNE. Lath 84EAST' KU RoN STOVES • Carri e ;, C orks Stove Pipes. TARRED FELTING, ALABARTINE PAINT. Mixed, Paints ! ALL COLORS. IlIANU sit".PURNII Ole—• CARRIAGES,1 DEMOCRATS, EXPRESS WAAGON8, ETC.BUGGIES, WAGONS, All made of the Bost Material and finished in a Workmanlike manner. Repairing and Painti.n' promptly cattenclecl to. Parties intending to buy -should Call before purchasing. B1133?r 8111NO s.—Marsden Smith, B. Laing, Jas. Cult and Wm. )YLc- ICelvey, Grey Township ; W. Cameron, W. Little, G. Brewar and D. Breckenridge, Morris Township ; T. Town and W. Blashill, Brus- sels ; Bev.13..A.. Fear, Woodham, and T. Wright, Turnborry, _A ID cSZ ®SLI. REMEMBER THE STAND—SOUTH OF BRIDGE. B. G.ERE-ll-. 'TAMES BUYERS.