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' X2x.viLrlt ODIInoa.—Sabbath Sel'vioe0 at
11 a.m. and 6;30 p.m. Sunday SohOol at
2290 p.m. Rev. no. Ross, D. Al paster.,.
ILN0x Onunon.—Sabbath Seryioes at 11
assn. and 6:80 p.m. Sunday Sohool at 2:30
P.M. Rev. 8. Jones, pastor.
ST.7onx's Onunou.--Sabbath Services at
11 amt. find 7 p.m, Sunday Sohool at 4:30
ase. Rev. W. T. Cluffe, incumbent.
MINrnonsar Ounn0n.--Sabbath Services at
i(W a.m, and 6180 p.m. Sunday Sollool at
2.50 gm. Rev. Wm. Smyth, pastor.
11011AN ONroOLBo Onuacii.—Sabbath Ser -
vine third Sunday in every month at 11 a.m.
Rev. R. J. Shea, priest.
ODD FELLOW'S LODGE every Thursday
otpming in Graham's block.
Damao Lone& Tuesday at or before full
noon in Vanetono'e block.
A. 0. U. W. Lonox meets on 2nd and
1886 Wednesday evenings of each month.
Foca olln'S Lonox 2nd and last Monday
ovaninge of eaoh month in Smnle's hall,
L. 0. L. let Monday in every month in
t~1.ang0 Hall.
Poet Oa''wa.—Office Hours from 8 a,m.
7 p.m.
SAM JONES' SUNDAY SERMON.
Cinoinnatti Enquirer's report of
Sam's Sunday Sermon :—"Every man
in this country is the product of homo
miesionary work. The man who
gives to foreign missions is the man
for whom home missions have done
much. Here is a man, we'll say he
comes to church in his fine carriage
and give $10 a year to foreign min-
sione. There isn't a Hottentot under
heaven who would gives $10 for that
man's religion. My Christianity is
that I haven't a momekt'e time, a
drop of blood, or a dollar of money
that I can't give to God. Cinoinnatti
spends its millions to damn the city
and hundreds to save it. Pews in
the saloons are full, but here in the
churches you all pay big money for
the best pews, and crowd sinners to
the back seats. It's an eternal shame
to sell the pews in a church. My
God, how my heart dropped when I
heard this church rented its pews. If
you can't live without renting them'
why close up, and the sooner you du
so the better. As if 500 men. can't
raise money enough to pay one poor
preacher without renting pews ? Meth-
..odism in rented pews is as much out
of plane as a South Carolina cornfield
darkey in the White House. Some
of you may say to me "if I'd known
you as ere going to talk tnis way I'd
voted you not to come." Well, you
can hold a meeting to -morrow and
vote me out Brothers, wipe out
this disgrace. If we can get you rub
bedlup a little you'll -shine; you don't
now. There are men' professing to
be christians in this church. God
can check on ,you for $100 and you'll
swear you haven't got the money, :ind
immediately go down town and buy, a
corner lot and pay $5,000 for it. Go.l
Almighty will put you in hell, old
fellow, for lying. Here's a lady who
is naked to give something to Some
good cause. She'll tell you elle would
gladly do it, but has no money, and
in a week or two you'll read in the
paper that Mrs. So-and-so gave a
swell entertainment at her house that
must have out her $500. She'll go
to hell for such lying 1 Here's a Meth
odist, we will say, whose annual in
oome ie $10,000. His expenses, •m -
eluding church contribution, amount
to $8,000 a year. He'll tell you be's
got all the world's goods he wants,
but you go to him and ask him for
4500 for the Orphans' Home. He'll
lium and haw and say, "Splendid
cause ; wish I was fixed so I oould
give it" ; but he .won't, and et class-
meeting that man will get up and say
he wouldn't give up hie hope of heav-
en for all the riches of earth ! That
fellow thinks he's fooling Clod 1 Here's
a steward worth $100,000 assessing
himself $200 a,year. Old Bro. B.,
Who works in a foundry, he puts down
at•$2 a year. Brother B has a hard
time to get along. Many a time his
family have no sugar for their coffee.
The rich steward goes to him and
asks for his contribution. He hasn't
saved a cent, and tells the steward so,
who remonstrates with him, saying,
"Brother B., I give $200 a year, you
should certainly provide for your con-
tribution," That man goes home
at night sick at heart. He thinks
over his poverty, and lies abed brood-
ing over the steward's call. Then he
'mself,
"G
rod
knows if I give
Btohl g
$2 a ,year he ought to give $1,000,
and if one devil gels mo for the $2 I
didn't pay, 40 devils ought to get him
for the $800 ho didn't pay." You'll
never do much in a church until you
get a liberal Board of Stewards. I
think there must be one or two stingy
once here in Trinity. Smoke them
out. The atewaids have told mo to
give it to you, My concern ie a double.
back -action arrangement, It hits
both ways, and you've got it to -day.
If you can't pay your preacher at
Trinity without renting its pews, tolfe
a pauper's oath, and I'll have collec-
tions taken up for you all over the
• country. Let's quit this puiv renting
business."
VARIETIES.
The towel's slang—"Wipe off your
chin 1"
Shtloh'e Cure & Will lmmallatet33 relieve Croup,
W00optne cough anti llronollitle. Bold by C:,
A. Deedn.en.
Be that ]endeth to a tramp giveth
to a saloonist.
A Hegel Injector tree with aaoh bottle or
Shiloh's Catarrh Remedy. Prloo 50 osnts, 8018
b7 G. A,Deadmau.
The right kind of a dog in a yard is
a terrier to evil -doers.
mese hooking Dough can be so ciuickly cured
by Shiloh's Cure. Wo guarenlos it Bold b y G.
A. Deadman.
No woman can lace herself so tight
as a man can drink himself.
Why will you Dough wham Shiloh's Ouro will
geld namedintmldma,Prion 100., 500,, and 81.
'Young man, never hug a delusion
—makes pretty girls aro very eearoe.
"Two weds are better than one,"
as the Mormon elder remarked.
For Dysper ata ane Liver Complaint, you
have
Vitalizer aIt nev neverfallsto eu e. Soottle ld
b7,G.A.Doadman,
One of the lost 'arts—the one that
the boy stole from the bakery.
The ,world moves. It probably
finds it cheaper to move than to pay
rent.
Are you made miserable by Indtgoetion Con -
Bradlee ,Dizzinese,Loss of Appetite, bellow
Skin 7 801101'5 Vitalizer is a positive Duro.
Sold by G. A. Bondman.
The world owes every man a living
but some of us are finding, collections
rather glow.
"Speech is silver." If you don't
believe it read the dollar-ous proceed-
ings of parliament.
Tim Rev. Geo, H. Thayer, of Bourbon, Ind„
says:—"Both myself and wife owo our lives to
Shiloh's consumption Duro. Bold by G. A.
Bondman.
"Hello ! old man 1 How did you
come to fall down ?" "Huh! Conidu't
fall in any other direotrno, could 12"
inquiriee wore smothered in the laugh-
ter of everybody within hearing,
"I remember," said n; Detroit boy
to his Sunday Soh ail teacher, "you
told mete always count fifty when
angry." "Yes ? Well, I'tn glad to
hear it. It cooled your anger, didn't
it ?' "Yon see, a boy be Dame into
our alley and made fapee at ine and
dared me to fight. He was bigger'n
me, and I'd nave got pulverized. I
remembered what yon} said, and began
to Daunt." 1"And you didn't fight ?"
"No, ma'am. Just as I got to forty
two, my big brother came along, and
the way he licked that boy would have
made your heart glad. I was going
to count fifty and then run."
Stray Thoughts.
"We had a Strike up at our house
last night," said a lad to a comrade.
"What was the matter ? help struck ?"
"No, ma struck pa for a sealskin
saoque."
John Hargreaves & Co., druggists, will glad-
ly inform any one enquiring of them of the
wou Sorrel results of West's cough Syrup. It
is an unfailing euro for all throat and lung die.
eases, coughs, colds, hoareeneee, influenza,
monsumption in its early stages, andwhoopiog
cough. Price 25 oen8e, 50 cents, and $1.00 per
bottle.
Student—"How is it, doctor, that
I always take cold in my head 2"
Doctor—"It's n well Imo wn pri eiple,
sir, that a cold is most likely to settle
in the weakest part."
"I say, Aunt Chloe, you is getting around,
right smart."..Ree indeed Iis, honey. I was
pestered ono sink abed with ROoumati0m for
six years and done tried this W oat's World's
Wonder or Family Liniment the people are
tanking so mno0 about, and I was sumo enough
dared. It done saved this old nigger's Lie."
Prime 25 conte and 50 conte per bottle. Sold
by John B ergroavo s& Go.
A Modern wit define the difference
between men and women :-"A. man
gives forty cents for 1r twenty-five
-cent thing he wants, and a woman
gives twenty-five cents fur a thing
she does not want."
Don't Be Deceived.
• Beware of any druggist who will try to in-
duce yea to take enrthing in place of Mo.
Gregor1* Parke's Carbolic Cerate. It is a
marvel of healing for Sores, Outs, Burns. etc.
No family should be without it. It has no.eq-
uai: Got McGregor & Perko's, and have no
other. Or]y ato.'er box at 7. Hargreaves 1
Oo's
"'Father,". said a newly married
youth, "net discovered that my wife
is a fool." "Say nothing, my eon,
say nothing about it, and everybody
will , think nothing about it, and
everybody will think yon are happily
matched,"
A Sensation.
An unparalleled sensation is being created
all over Ontario by the wonderful and uneq-
ualled mennerin whish N ouralgia, Toothache ,
Rh0uma61em, Baokaohe, Beadeohe, is remov-
ed liybutone application of Fluid Lightning.
No offensive, disgusting drupe need be taken
for days, It Is an !natant euro. Try a 950.
bottle from 7. Hargreaves d C0., druggist.
This a slice out of the verbal part
of a recent examination for a good
Civil Service post : "What is the
principal property of heat 2" Answer:
"To expand." "And that of cold 2"
Answer.: To contract." "Give me
an example." Answer • "The days
Fee. 10, I.SSO,
THE PEOPLE'S COLU9 :
MONEY TO LOAN ppA lT1yy O PER
sent. Straight loynnA, F611,17 tO N,
S0., Orenbr0ok.
3010E FARMS FOR SALT;.•
is{ ew splendid, improved, tame for 0nle
In the to wnehlp'of Gray, Morrie and MoICt1-
lop. Apply to A OIILGAPTl,00.Auotionaer,
Brussel 0' 0. 15-1.5
CIHUROHES, PUBLIO BUILD-.
l Inge, and Private 1lousee painted and
d000ratod in modern stylus nt reasonable
rates. Betimatos given. Addreee-
10.OLUCAS,
20.11 Goder1a11.
VA.RM FOR SALE, CONTAINING
100 soros. There are good buildings, 75
acres "'leered. or will Boll 50 containing good
bnlldings. The above property adjoins the
village of Brussolo and will be sold on mason -
able terms, Por full
01no ABMBTiiONC Prbp.
However d'sgraded man's character
may be, it is au utter impossibility to
place him quite on a level with the
beast—. -ho has a soul.
, isleolisnios do not begin at the top
to build ohimneys.
Ask a mac what most he needs,
and he is at a loss to answer—gum it
up and he is abundantly provided for.
Thought is the down deep root of
everything that ' is good or evil.
It doesn't always require wings to
make angels.
We are somethipg more than ma-
chines.
, Mountains are largest at their base
—'ooxoombs,' the smallest,
It is natural push, not wealth, that
oarries a man suoossefully through
life.
Weigh renown and your soul in
the balanoe, and see which brings
down the scale.
We carry one end of the chain that
pulls us o'er life's causey—it would
be averse to our nature to drop it and'
`go alone.'
The vulture seeks the loftiest crag
when constructing ite nest.
Fogies screw down the levers of
construction.
The wheel of advancement is rolled
along by deeds of mighty.
We think of people in delapidated
houses and pity them, but thoughts
and pity aro by no means invigorating
diet.
The cup of life is sweetest after a
series of afflictions are passed.
To keep the links out of life we
must hold tight to the nine.
Begin, and your work is very near
complete.
MOGreger's Speedy Curo.
It is popularly admitted everywhere that.
MoGrogor's Speedy Cure is the safest, most
reliable
-
relioble and by lar the uneapeet remedy for
oonstipetlon, Liver Complaint,
Indignation,
maths,
Impure Blood, Loss of appetite,
troubles Itis nob necessary to take a great
quantity before any. result is produced. A
few doses will oonvinco you of its merits. Tri-
al bottle given a4Mergreavee' drug store,
Things That make One Weary.
A boil—anywhere.
Woman who yawn.
Longing 'to be wealthy.
Goats and all other cranks.
Butter strong enough -to drink.
The bug that-stalketh at night.
Old mutton dressed lamb fashion.
Men who sow the country with
wind.
Those who • eat molaseee with a
knife. -
Paying a quarter to. Bee a dime
show.
Mistaking a piece of soap for a
caramel.
One drop of hot grease in the
wrong plane.
The fiend who always wants to
shake hands.
The smell of peanuts eaten by creme
one else.
Working for love and never getting
their pay.
Cheese that has the strength to
talk, but won't.
The man with big cuff -buttons and
aro long in summer and short in win• a bad breath.
ter." People who use a fork as they would
an eel -spur.
Making your v11170 clear to a thick
headed man.
The fool who smokes everywhere
except in bed.
Men who discuss subjects they
know nothing about.
The girl who wants to know 'where
you have been at.'
The surly fellow who wants his
own wily and lies to got it.
"1 you so
or two
al.
Tho
toldbore w
ways turns up after a crisis.
To be alone in a room with a talk•
ing machine—male or female.
Men who always oat as though they'
were hurrying to catch the train.
The scandalmonger who never
wants his name mentioned, you know.
The barber with hands the temper -
stare and consistency of the under
side of a toad.
0yclones, earthquakes, creditors,
bad bills, terrible murders, garrulous
old women and a sore toe. ` '
Wthr, you suffer with Dyspepsia, and Livor
Complaint?
mire ou. Sol Toby G,iA.1Leadnlguaranteed
To see rogues flourish and grow
fat whilst honest men toll and wear
a pair of latinel drawers ?" Further themselves out for nothing. -
Puny sickly, f rotful ohildroo, aro very 6ry
ing to the pstlonoo of all who hove the caro
of them, and in the majprity of cases the
fretfulness origin flom a weak and emaciated
condition of the body, caused by the drain on
Inc oonotttutton during the•poriod of teething
or the rapid growth of childhood', in suoll
oases give Robinson's Phosphorised Emulsion
aoaording to directions, or the odytoe of your
phy0i01tu,
A. sharp student was galled- up by
the worthy professor of a celebrated
college, and asked the question, 'Can
a man see without eyes ?"Yes, sir ?'
was theprompt reply.
How, sir 2"
cried the astoniehod professor, "can a'
man see without eyes ! Pray, sir,
how do you • make that out 2" "He
can see with ono, sir," replied the
ready -witted youth, And the whole
Claes:shouted with delight at the tri-
umph over metaphyeioe.
A very pretty little girl, only three
years old, attracted the attention of
passengers in a G. T. Ii. train for
London the other day, finally one
gentleman sneeeeded in getting her
upon his knee. "Where aro you go,
ing, sisey ?" ho enquired. "I'm dole'
to London, said the child, adding
eagerly, "I've dot on a new pair of
flannel drawers 1 Did you ever have
ry I
1tl�,�t1, 11 wvwend f0 el aytou ponnog0n
tlhanmeuGnypolu box t, fae rngodowud'lye,
•ot making more money atponus,
than anything
oleo iu America. Both soxee of all ages Dao
live ob home and work in Sparc time, or,
iln
the time. capitol not required. We 10111
start you. Intmo000 pay Sure for those who
start at once, STINSON &Portland, Maine
pUBLIO NOTICE:—
Ib having oome to my knowledge that oor-
te,ininteroetod parties aro oireulatiug are•
port that I intend to give np bc,hn's.
I beg
to state that it is not 'u y intention to do any-
thing oftbo 6100,00 the oun6rary I intend of
ails well, to s now in the Spring one Of the
bust Stook:, ever brought into Brussels. 1
may state that it is my intention to make a
change iu the business of which due nntioe
will no
gi ou. 11`. C. 11OGIBBS.
'f ABM FOR SALE,—THE SUB-
7, on.ii,acriborGrey,
sale.
,rue term' contains
10, ono,,, Grey,
100uer0,05 of whichaxe oleara wherate s
frame1
me house and large bank barn with straw
house in the . and all herearu000e n yo oonvenienoe e.I an orchard' Tho
farm is ono mild oast of 10 thol, whore there
are churches,. school, stores, railway, tole•
graph, ta., and is wellfonoed and drained.
Price 95,2110. For further purtloular5 address
25.8 0II12I8TOPHER BARN RD,Prepriotox
'I 1ARyi IN GREY FOR SALE BE
,L ing lot 14, on the 1040 Dun, oontefnl ng 100
sores, south part lot 10 on 10 Doo„ oontatning
45 sores, Lot 14 is pertly aleerod, the bal-
ance
the lob.b,and it is ell adoptedri°reefo farmil
ing or grazing. Lo115 is mootly cleared and
bared With btaok ash.n'Willusellune alt 'together
or 1n port is to suit the purohaser. Por further
Particulars apply to the proprietor on the
premil100. This lot is well drained.
0100. AVERY
PARM FOR SALE.—THE EX-
ocators of the estate of the late Stair=
gr,E,be-
tag lot 12,5 on .12 G501' Theride e urs 100 llen if soros in
the farm 80 Ofwhioh arm oleared,10 saw art-
Thorerisda good frame tarn 90x00 foot with
stone stabling undornoath. Immediate pos.
section winbo 88ireo. Agood portion of par -
chase moneywillbeallowed to stead ons ober.
est. For furtherPartlonlareapplyto
JOHN LE01115
1970oliege etreot.Toronto,
pr JOHN BLEMMON,
15.60 Ethel P. 0,
RAILWAY AOCIDENT 1
or from any other cause,
The Accident Insurance Company
OF NORTH. AMERICA.
SIR A. T. GAIT, G. C. M, G., - PssoiotsxT,
wi111nsure youagainst aooident, travelling or
otherwise, for the suni'ot 95c. per ttpay, or $4.-
lailpi up fr
om tBeaming
e non 8 you
18'3,050 in Week
xof
60cdenth,
theifaoofthatdent, should occual
r three months a-
l. A. UREIGI:LTUN,.
Agent, Brussels, Ont
DUBLIO NOT>:.UB IS. HEREBY
gfvenhat on appllcationwillbo made t0
the Legislature of the of, for an
Ontorlo at
the noxi minion thereon, for an Aot ,rooting
Cho Towaanipa of W alla0o, 111010 anti Mdrring-
ton, in the county of Perth, IIowlok and 0101,,
in the County of Berea, and Maryborough, in
the A minty of Wellington, with the Villages
Townne or Palmerston and Lie owes and
the
said counties, into a Provtslonel county, 50
be Balled the County At Maitland, with the
Town of Listowel as the county Town,. with
provisions eimnar to those oontained in the
of theO ounty of Dufierin, subpf or lot too the ,001
prove! of a majorlty of the elmotore of the
eats muni01pa11ty, to be taken at eleotion
bobo hstdfor the parpoeo under sold Aot to
a intoner similar to the said Aot for the
1ormailon of the Unduly of .Dufforin.
DARLING & MABEE, •
Sonoitore for applioanttl.
20-8 Listowel, Dooember, 1811, •1885.
AUCTION SALE OF
VALUABLE FARM PROPERTY
In the Township of Grey, in the
County of Huron.,
Pursuant to the direction of James S. 014E-
wrieht,Esquire, Olnotel Referee, made in a
certain' matter of re Clark, infants, Moro will
be sold b ypubli.o auotlon, 101511 the approba-
tion of the said O01oie.1 Referee, of the Cent-
ral Hotel, to the Village "of Brussels, in the
County of Huron, on Saturday. the 17th day
00 February. sa851. at 6ho hour •of iwelvo
o'clock, noon,: by if S. Soobt, auctioneer, tile.
followinglauds and'',remises, namely
PhD wost half 0M01 number ton, in the six-
teenth oonoes0ion, of tho Township o1 Grey,
in the County of Buren. oontatning by ed.
measurement fifty puree of land, bo the same
more or loss.
Tho property Ls wall situated 10 a goad
farming looality with a good market within
alla of iarodan01.111 easy
astat000f foThe
tivetion with
the
of about five 'taros whiob le
woodland . fou ,
Upon the promises are erected a lug house
and fremo. barn
Tho property wtllbo offered for sale subjost
to a. reserved bid, w010h has boon axed by the
amid °Mehl 11oforoc, and subjost oleo 50 the
tenancy Drone James Houston, w0ioh tenancy
oxpjlro0 en the flet day of October next.
'.rafters 01P 6AL14.—TOn per cont. of h0per-
tl Pettiitioners a6 6110 time of the
'thirty per
Cont, more shall bo paid into Court within
thirty days thereafter, without interest, to
he orodit of the said matter, and the bslano9
to b0 000{lrod by a first msriga3o on the laud,
payable t na ye years, interest at six per Dant.,
yearly, to bo settled by the Officio]Rotoreo,
In all other reenacts the terms and oontlf-
tlons of sale will be the Standing conditions
of the Ohanoory Division of the High Court
of ;Indica.
Farther 7.fartionlare ops bo had from D. E,
WADx, Soliottot for the'Intant Potltioners.
Dated at Toronto this 81111 ,hay of Jendary,
A. 0.188$
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ALBUMS.
To close out our present stock
of Plush and Loather Bound. Al-
bums, to make room for other
goods, we have made a big redic-
tion in prioes. It will pay you to
bay here.
ANENT BOOKS.
Lay Books, Journals, Ledgers,
Counter Blotters, Indexes, and
all kinds of Blank :Books kept in
stook, also blank notes; orders, cbe.
All will be sold at close prices.
B1 T: 8.
We have a beautiful stock of
Family Bibles that cannot be
beaten for price. Conte and com-
pare them with books you • purch-
ased fron agents. We have .smal-
ler bibles suitable for church or
the pocket, at low prices. - We al-
so keep English Church Prayer
books, Presbyterian and Methodist
Hymn Books, &c.
Hand Sleighs.
The balance of our stock of
Hand Sleighs, ; Teys ' and Fancy
Articles will be sold at Pricos sat-
isfactory to the purchaser.
Paper & Envelopes.
Wo make a specialty of handl-
ing good writing material anti we
have this week received a lot of
Fahey Stationery that should be
seen. by every lady.. 10,000 en-
velopes to hand. Foolscap, Note,
and account papers in stook. Try
us.
School Supplies.
All the School Headers, Geo-
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oagraphies, Grammars, Arithmotios,
Algebras, Botanys, Dictionaries,
Book-keeping Books, Copy, Scrib-
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Pencils. Pons, Inks, School bags,
Tablet Lessons, Chalk Crayons,
&c.
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