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could descend with all Its terrors o
Road or a beteg eo lost to all sense of
o hood me a husband tnuut bo who would
Ms wife so flthumenly, Tho Now Yor
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tnan would got no more then hie drier
YOUNG FOLKS.
NATRALIB,
I saw her first care Mg a great fat baby,
apparently heavier tutu+ herself --a thin,
omen fecal girl, looklrg Rhnut ten years old,
but, as I afterwards found out, utterly thir-
teen, I shall always think Nathalie was
atnnted by a perpetual baby burden, for her
aunt, with whom abs lived, h:,1 a frequent
addition to her family, and Nathalie had
"nursed babies since she wan amen years old.
About that time her mother died, and the
little orphan was thrown upon the tender
meeoies of her aunt.
Madame Poiron was stout, red-faced, Ioud
i'oieed, end with one ruling pasaie n that all
around her should earn their salt by con
atant work,
She would have liked to rise at midnight,
and set hor household their tasks, but as
that was imposeible, she oonlented hcrsolf
with beginning at dawn, and grinding and
driving as no slave driver in the ante bel -
lam days over ventured to do.
Her husband was a farmer and miller
near the little town of Mapleton ; her two
eldest 1300a worked in the fields with the
other laborers, and woe to any of them who
did not obey the imperious dame, She did
not spare heraelf, for constant employment
was her religion ; but she had a frame liI e
iron, and the strength of a etrong man.
As for Nathalie, had it not been for the
babies she watt required to keep out of the
way, graves by he teaks ould imdrivenve been
possible forher puny
frame to perform.
As it was, she ate hor hurried meals with
the everlasting baby on her lap, whom she
was expected to feed at intervals, and at-
tend to the wants of the twins, about two
years old, who set beside her. She was
then driven out, with the three ehildern,
to be kept out t f the way until dinner -time,
"Ha, Itreat the little one well l" Madame
Poiron would thy to her gossips. "She is
my poor sister's child, and I have pity for
her, I work myself, 1 work my children;
but for Nathalie, all she has to do all day
long is to play in the woods with tho little
ones. It is play, play all the time for her,
and ea`• and drink of the best."
Madame Poiron believed faithfully what
She said,
It was during one of these "play" times
that I first made the acquaintance of Nathe.
lie. 1 had been walking through the pretty
little woodland which surrounded the town
of Mopleton, where I wait spending the
summer with a friend. Suddenly I came
upon two stout, stolid -looking children,
looking more like Dutch delle than anything
else. Their laps were full of flowers, and
in front of them was lying the baby, crow-
ing and kicking up its heels.
Nathalie was going through a kind of
..crebatio periormanee for the amusement of
her charges, while the twins gravely stat ed
at her with their big expressionless blue
eyee. I have seldom seen any one so active
sad daring as Nathalie was, at' she sprang
-from one grapevine to another, and danced
et kind of pas seui on them.
I was hidden behind a olump of bushes,
where the ohildren did not see use ; but I
noticed the Iittle girl's face was pale, and
big drops stood on her forehead from
fatigue. Whenever she stopped to rest, the
Datch dolls set up a howl.
" Oh, hush, Manette, hush, Marie, or
Tante Poiron will come after us t Then
she will not let us come here any more. I
=going to play again for you. Now look,
look, and see me fly I"
She made a spring to a high vine, whioh
hung far above the one on which the, was
sitting. She missed it, and fell to the
ground. In a moment I was beside her,
and lifting her up.
"Are you hurt?" I asked.
"I don't know," she said, rubbing her
head. "My head hurts, but it has hurt
nae all day. 0 Bebe, don't cry 1" The baby
was yelling at the top of its voice, and the
chorus was Swelled by the Dutch della, who
were frightened by my sadden appeara0oe.
" Don't cry, my darling I Thalie is coming
M yon,"
Sbe rose to her feet, and sank down again
-with a sharp cry.
"Ah, my foot ie broken 1 I cannot walk!
'What will Tante Poiron say? What shall
do ? Oh, whab shall I do ?"
` You will do nothing but lie here till I After that, 1 heard of the gradual reoovery
come back," I said. " It is a short walk to of the other patients and that Nathalie did
your aunt's, and I will go and tell her, so not take the disease. Nearly a month elapo
that she can send for you. Perhaps these ed, and I was preparing to leave Mapleton
children will let me take them home." Bu: when, in one of my walks, I came suddenly
as I approached the twine, they throw them- upon Nathalie, leading her aunt by the hand.
selves flat on their backs, and yelled as if I " Oh, I am so glad to see you, madame 1"
had been the Giant Blunderbore, ready to she cried. " We aro taking a little walk,
eat them op. Tante Poiron and I. She is getting quite
",They don't like strangers 1" Nathalie strong again,"
gasped. " ()madame, I must try: to walk 1" "I am glad to see you out," I said. "1
But as she raised herself, she Bank back al- heard how ill you wore.'
most fainting with agony. I walked rapid- "Is it the kind city lady, 'Thalia 1" she
iy to the house, and, as I neared it, saw naked. "I am blind, madame. I live,
Madame Poiron in the front yard, wasbing yeti ; but never to see age.in 1 Helpless,
some clothes, I knew her well by sight, useless, ah 1" With a groan she threw up
end as I called be name, she raised her her gaunt arms, and her face, torn and
monetrous, dripping arms from the suds, ploughed by the dread disease, full of des -
and turned to me. pair,
" What does madam want?" she asked, "Ob hush, Tante I" Nathalie cried.
curtly. "Am I not here to help you, and do all
Your little niece has burt herself yonder you want 7"
in the wood. She has either epee Med or "Yes, it is so," the woman uttered
broken het ankle. She cannot walk." quietly. "The one to whom I was cruel
" Oh, the mioerahle creature 1" cried the and unkind, God hae given me my sole
woman. " Forever and forever doing some- stay. I tell her to go and be happy. She
thing wrong 1 And nothing to do but amuse eha11 have money to live where the chooses
herself all day 1 Has she hurt my children?" but elle says, 'No I No 1' "
turning upon mo fiercely, " Leave you and Bebe 1" Nathalie Dried !
No, but she is badly hurt, 1" Never 1 With you is my home as long as
" Sainte be praised it ie not my ongele? you want me."
Nathalie is a stubborn, ungrateful girl. The woman, atilt weals and nervous, beret
And now to lay herself up, and leave me all into tears, and her little niece led her away,
to do I Pity she hadn't broken her neck at My problem was solved, If Nathalie was
once e' (happy in loving and serving a little ohild,
You aught to be ashamed of yourself,, what will be her degree of felicity to find
Madam Poiron I" I cried, indignantly, "If herself necessary to a whole family—leer
coud, Inotli Bet nd, sending help to the poor and manifold,for bu s fetened by the love e
"And where deer madame think I clan get hungered, r aithful little heart s
hoop? Call the men out of the field at this'
end lose no much time? No; if any one Not Quite Sure ofBimself,
goat, I must I"
1 M0 ietrata witness)—You m
• Sheathe off, and I followed her, for tome g (to witness — ou do solemnly
how the idea of a dove in a vultures °laws swear., Uncle 'Rastas, that the evidence you `t
persued me when I thought of poor, trombl- are about to give stall be the truth, the w
int( little Nathalie borne In the arms of the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? s
unfeeling giantess, When I reached them, I Witness—Fo'us, yo' Flonah ; but ouddent fo
elm had the girl by the arm, and had lifted y° Swa' me on a smaller Bible ; Do size ob
her to her feet, dam book, soh, make de ole matt nervous
"None of your airs I" she cried. "If you 'deed it do. '
voioe, the tears rolling down her white fa
"I would with to he demi, and with Mantras,
if it was +ot for the ehlilreu, but I 1
them, and they love nae."
"Lave you 1 Just listen °r her 1 T
little vempirte that such her life hlo
The tyrauts that get hor inert' beatings tit
1 MI a urtr 1 And, nue:erne, you hear
Bey she torts threat"
"Yes, tnoy do love me," she sigh
"Monsieur Pierre, shy ere all 1 hero
the world. 'Pante Poiron Is not alwa
cross, She has good .lays, you know, and
kind, but then, you see, she ]tea eo ma
ohildren, the has no love to spare for mc,"
"That'seertain and sure," Pierre m
tared in hie heavy beard, but we had reach
the farm house, and he lifted Nathalie o
tenderly.
" Farewell, madame, and thank you," s
maid, as he bore her into the house.
I thought often of Nathalie during tl
next few weeks. I heard her ankle w
spreined, but that she was doing well,
did not venture to Dail, for it was evide
that Madame i'oirou had taken an invetrra
dislike to me. But 1 was glad to see 11
little girl walking oat one morning with 11
baby to her arms. I hurried forward an
intercepted them, Nathalie was thine
than ever, but her eyes—lovely eyes the
were—brightened at eight of me.
" Are you quite well, Nathalie 7" I asks
" My foot hurts me a little, madame, Mt
I can walk. It is the first time I mut
carry Bebe—sweet Bcbe?" kissing enthu
iastieally the pasty faced iufsnt, " We ar
going to have a fete in the woods, Bebe an
I," showing me a little package she held 1
one hand. " There is a slice of pie and
piece of cake, and 0 madame, will you no
come to our fele 7"
I said I would, but I must run home fire
for something,That eomothing was a
addition to the tea-party in the shape o
some fruit I had just received. It was goo
to see the delight in Nathalie'e eyes, whe
I laid my oontribation before her.
" 0 Bebe 1 Bebe 7" she screamed, clap
ping her hands, "bananas, Bebe 1 Oranges
and lovely white grapes 1 Oh, they are too
beautiful to oat 1"
When the repent was over, Nathalie
wrapped what remained in her apron for
Bebe and the twins.
" You look quite happy, Nathalie," I
said,
"Happy ? ah yea, madame, there is no one
happier than I am to -day. Only think, I
can wally again and nurse Bebe. I love all
the ohildren, but Bebe is a real angel of
heaven 1"
I eat there wondering over that starved
young life whose only modicum of sunlight
was putty -faced Bebe, What was happiness
after all? A poor ill-treated waif, whose
daily bread was flavored by harsh words,
set there under God's blessed sunlight and
called herself happy, I gave up the prob-
lem.
Several weeke passed, and although I was
often on the watch, I eaw nothing of Nall -
elle. The house where my friend and I
boarded commandeds full view of the Poiron
farm; for some days none of the men had
been working in the Beide, and the ]loud
voice of Madame Poiron was Went.
" What is the matter over at Poiron's I"
I asked our landlady, Mrs. Blake.
Mrs. Blake turned very red and looked
confused,
" Well, the truth is, I didn't like to tell
you, ladies, for I thought you might get
scared, and there ain't a bit of danger, for
there's n0 oommanioation between the farm
and any house in town. They've got small-
pox there bad. Nearly all the family are
down with it. 0.1(1 Poiron naught it from
a tramp. Two of the ohildren will die to-
night, and they say the old madame can't
live. There is no oneito attend them but
one of the boys andlittle Nathalie."
" She is not eiok, then 7" I said relieved.
"Nathalie 7 no, Old Dorgan who has
been there—he's had small•pox himself—told
Mr. Blake, the child goes from one to the
other with Bebe in her arms. Bebe has
small -pox, too, and she never puts it down."
I cannot express all I felt when the next
day I saw the funerals leave the cottage—
one of the eons and one of the smaller ohil-
dren, Mre. Blake did not know which. Then
a few days afterward the hearse stopped
again, and two small white coffins were
brought out. They hold the poor little
batch dolls
os. MISCBLLANBQU$,
ave There is ono thing about which all alt
most reputable Ihtorery organisms of the
ho United States appear to be of substantially
ad. 000 mind, and that le their hostility to
an " Trusts," Thoma modern trade phenconem
I
n the
Hutu•
treat itis said of one f°ellion:dee yrnng mutt
k Stott that ho never' pail anything but a oampli.
1101 a went,
is by ' r' \That '
AUG, 31, 1888,
sossassaworsessisassommusisessonny
SUMML1R SA(Ii,ES, 1 The Healing Touch.
a being sentenced to lm riaonment for life,
We iuolino to agree with the San in this,
The Montreal oorrespondenao of a daily
crntemporary made mention a few days ago
t of the ettemptedsuioide of a girl of fourteen
for the extraordinary reason that hor father
would not lot her keep the oontpa,y of mem
young follow whose sec oaiubatem she had
made. Bemuse of this life bat lostlts light,
and the darkness of death seemed the only
resource that wart left. Thee(' aoiaidee and
attempted sashimi of children, which appear
to be so lamentably common n0w'.a (lays,
are among the moot interesting in a ntolan
oboly and peiuful way, of all the sad and
p'xinful studies of moral pathology. How a
young creature, just entering on life, oatolr
ing glimpses through the half revealing our.
taco, of long vistas of hope ontpurpled years,
and full of every impulse to °ling passion-
ately to existenoo, how such a ono can
nevertheless deliberately ohooae the dark-
ness and joyleeoness of death, is a mystery
which looks in vain for an explanation
which can satisfy the mind. No other
young animal over dons such a thing, To
be sure those infantile suicides are exoep•
Hons. So aro adult ni0fdes, That does
not lesson the mystery, however, of those
oases which do happen. Most of us are
only too glad to live as long as over we eon,
and if we are not too religioue, wo are too
cowardly to take such librrties with the
are regarded on all hands with suspicion and
in teeny quarters with strong, aversion
ed. They have been driven to make plausible
In c•ffurte at self•defenoe and jttatifioatioa, boo
70 they cannot root out the growing conviction
IS that they are evil things, and apt to become
ny inbolereble among free people.
The Duke of Marlborough, to make aenu
et• 0000° euro, has got himself eatuly married
on 0gnin aceordin i,, to the Ecglish formula. On
et either side of the Atlantic, therefore, is there
any reason why the new Duchess should
ho ever feel ashamed of her'relations to the
00 British aristooraoy, so far as legal grounds
are eonoernad 2 And of therm, every the
IT. will hope bloat elle will continuo porsonally
I eo attractive that on no other grounds will
tat she ever rue the day that placed her among
to the peeresses of liugland,
le So Brother Jonathan means to show kis
d molars on this Fishery business, does he, by
or sending sumo of his war ships to protect the
"rights" of his fishing boats in our waters,
y Well, as long as he doesn't grind then teeth
d too ferooiouely we don't need to mind. No
use of getting rattled over it, That is about
d all his war vessels are good for, anyway, and
a_ we must not complain if he finds some auoh
police work for them to do. Hurry up your
d mnoteurs, Brother, and for t]isir protection
a it might bo well to send along a dynamite
a gun or two if you have them handy.
b The political Ababa in the American Con -
gross seem determined by force or freed to
t get possession of the Comedian Naboth's
o vineyard. They begin to talk retaliation
f very freely even to an extent which may
(1 provoke war. The average Yankee politi.
n Dian has ever been a bully, with strong re.
lianco on total -wrath cheek and bluff. Their
. claims on our fishing grounds are quite un•
1 reasonable and they virtually threaten war
if we venture to defend our rights. Bub we
are of British blood, and Dome of a race not
used to being frightened into surrender.
The terrible accident that happened at a
comparatively recent date, on the Bootee
and Providence R. R, is said to have Dost
the road already about a million dollars, on
account of " damages " alone, to say nothing
of the losses In the deetruotion of their own
property. A million dollars would have
built a good few sound iron bridges. That
is something that will boar reflecting on by
menogere of other rexds which cling to their
old rotten wooden structures, that have
stood the wear and tear of a quarter of a
century perchance, or even more. Penny
wise is sometimes pound foolish, as the Bos-
ton and Providence has found aut.
The city of Washington has reeentiy taken
a step whioh might very properly be imitated
by every city on the continent, and we trust
that Toronto will not bo the last to do so.
This step was" the appointment of three
women to serve as matrons in the police
stations of that city. The landableness of
such a measure needs no words to make it
plain. This evidence of advanced humanity
has been due in large measure to the efforts
of the women in the District of Columbia.
Hereie room for some humble, self-denying
work on the part of Toronto ladies whioh we
hope will be taken possession of to good pur-
pose. Police matrons ought to be regarded
as essentially necessary adjuncts of the ma.
°binary of the law in every well regulated
city.
Itis the genial but plain spoken Auto-
crat of the Breakfast Table who ('aye that
"pride in the Renee of contemning others
less gifted than berself deserves the two
lowest circles of a vulgar woman's Inferno,
where the punishments are smallpox and
bankruptcy. She who nips off the end of
brittle courtesy, as one breaks the tip of an
ioiole, to bestow upon those whom she ought
cordially and kindly to recognize, proolaims
the teat that the comes not merely of low
blood, but of bad blood." Women of this
kind are neither so few nor so far between
as could be wished. Their affectations of
gentility only serve to show their essential
vulgarity in a stronger light. And in no
way does their "low" blood reveal itself
more clearly than in their bearing towards
those whom they are pleated to consider
their social inferiors,
Cable cars get out of order sometimes, as
all terrestrial things are apt to ao. This
happened in Chicago the other day. A oar
got " stuck " and the implied contract on
the part of the company to carry the pasaen.
germ as far on their journey as its line could
do, was not carried out, Chicago people,
however, aro not easily baulked. That
particular oar load at anyrete was not, for
they went in a body to the Company's
office and eeverely demanded back their
niokles for infringement of contract. Tho
officials, however, were from Philadelphia
and could not bo blufred. The doors were
locked, and the angry petitioners had event-
ually to walk home or pay another nichie.
Suoh occurrences are unpleasant at any time
and on a broiling summer day test one
philosophy pretty severely, but as a rule
itis beet to submit to the inevitable, with
as good a grace at' possible.
Bonlangiem a0 a thing to conjure with
has evidently loab its power 10 France. NI.
Piquet's sword -thrust proved too muoh for
the bit of by -ploy whioh has been for months
past verging on the aerie-cotnia. M. Bou-
langer's ignominious defeat in the Depart.
mento of Dordogne and Ardoohe, where he
had thrown himself into the contests in a
spirit of bravado, makes, in all probability,
the end of the noisy but inglorious career
from which so much was expected by the ex•
citable crowd whioh is ever ready to follow
at the heels of a demagogue. And now to
cap the olimax of his humiliation the eon.
val000ent General's reappearance on the
ublio street, though carefully heralded and
tudiodly demonebrated, fails to great° more
then the aligbteet ripple in the streets of
xoitable Parte. Here the curtain drops,
robably forever, unless some unforeseen
oident should bring him another tumor -
unity. But yeeterday and half Ririe
ould have rushed to do hie bidding, now
onroely a paltry three hundred tam bo,
mid bo do him reverence,
It ie an interesting question whether the
law ougbb not to proceed against brutal of
Wife tormentors, merely because the wife re. Apr
fuses to make complaint. A ease in point Cum
occurred ab a town in an Eastern State the and
other day. A brute of o follow, in a drunken mot
Re, assaulted hlsunfortunate wife wad gouged Mill
her eye out, Her other eye he had gouged mad
out under similar oironmebanoea about a and
year before. No etopo wore taken mania bar.
him on thaboo0aoion, however, because the any
woman refuted to lodge a complaint, Now, did f
What ought to ho done in the 0000 of a men woe°
like that 7 Can it be seriously thought that aper
the law given a man the presoriptivo right ane
to commit %Wee hies like that on a woman aced
merely because oho i0 hie wife? Surely he not a
le an offender against the majesty of the poma
itle lf vs fie (should not depend for the Lfeu
ngemout of its sacred oharaeter, so rush- of th
sly insulted, m8ely me the will of the 1888,
urian an the sae°. By a deed of that was
tad, Hat the direot sufferer only is injured, of G
MI the whole oomnrunity, and the law by C
try to walk you can. You are pretending,
Stud u r'I File It Away for Future Use,
Iso pp"' "
(eaglet the child as the tell back, and at Papa," said a beautiful girl, " young
that moment I maw a man whom I knew well Mr, Thioate has written me a note in whioh
coming down the rand in his cart. heasksme to bo hie wife."
Ah, here is Pierre Lagrange 1 I or ted, Written you a note ? Whyin thunder
joyfully, "I know he will take the child didn't he come himself 7"
home," j " It would have been plensu tter than way,
Pierre was a good, humane follow, more no doubt, papa, but I eupp's° he feels a lits
than wiilin to do a kind not and lifted timid and besides,le
g t , pspa, think hove muob
Nathalro into hie oath at once. Madame more binding a nolo ie."
Poiron, growling like a bear, had taken her. j
tell off with the baby in her armor, and the "Remember, Bridget " said Mies Clara
I)utoh do11e toddling. after, ,"that I am out to everybody but Mr S
"But then this is a bad buefnese for you, son," A little later Bridget answered a ring law
Nath lie,"e old Pierre said, co he jogged along, at the door. ,,Who was it,.Brfdgot 1" asked ave
fire.cat is going to give you hard Mlee Clara. "Young Misthor Beaunooamp, les
timers. 1 mum. And did you Day that/l wee out?"
Indere,"7uo40r have they timet Monaiehr "Yio110edyet were out to ivetybedy bub, j o
the answered, with iter patient, Miather &repeon, b
future es may be involved in a too vio
recoil from the evils of the present.
Though first expectations may in 00
oases have been disappointed there is never-
theless,
a
theless, in the present state of rho crop pro.
apache as a whole, throughout Ontario,
abundant reason for the livalieet gratitude
to the Giver of all good. There is every
likelihood that there will be abundauoe for
man and beast, and that when we celebrate
our annual day of Thanksgiving we shall
be able with full hearts tosay tbatin 1888 also
the Lord has been very good to us, Prospers•
ty in thogoneral, however, should notbe allow-
ed to blunt our sensibilities to failure in the
partioulur. Unfortunately for many farm -
era in different parts of the country who
will find it hard, It may be, to join in the
general thanksgiving. Things have not
gond well with them during the 000400,
The showers of heaven have been withheld
from their fields or have oomo when they
would tend to do harm rather than good.
Consequently there will be greater straining
than perhaps ever before to make ends meet
in an honest way, The mortgage will be a
heavier burden. There will bo additional de-
privations, more rigid 0oonomy, life will per-
haps lose a little more of that light of which
it has all too little at the bort of times. There
will be some cases at leaet of this kind, for
in not a few districts the harvests has been
poor, and sorely disappointed and discouraged
hearts have been the result. Towards all
such it hi everyone's Christian duty to extend
cordial and, where possible, active sym-
pathy, In the North-West matters look
especially rosy and hearts are beating loudly
there with hopeful anticipation. The hearts
of tie who live in Ontario can rejoice with
them, not less in friendly sympathy than
from considerations of self interest, for we
know that one part of the country cannot bo
exceptionally prosperous without every other
part of it sharing in that prosperity.
to your Uuaiu040Y" " A glass•
worker." ' A glesablower, eh Y Nutt ; well,
Yee, I do blow the foam oil' a glass before I
think it."
Tramp No. 1--"I hay, Jem, I've got a
dandy new 114000 far too old oboes. Cal.
'our corporatinr a now."" Tramp No, '11
" Fer why, are boy 1' 'f'ratttp No, 1—,-
"
-Cacao they've got no sofas,"
" Say, Mietet'," Laid a tramp to au artist,
" gimme a dollar and I'll let ye paint me
picture. Yo eau put a dandy frame ou it
and wall it A Summer Idyl,"'
13nebend (contemplatively)—" flow true
it is, my de'tr, that the good time men do
is oft interred with their hones." Wife (not
contemplatively) "Yes, I o'posethere0 so
HMIs of it that it isn'b considered worth
awing,"
,Elderly Belle ',languishingly)—" How a
shower of rain improves the a tpearaeoe of
the face of nature I" Youthful Rival (with
a meaning glance)," Yea. indeed 1 And
that is where the difference ie between nee
tura and art."
Magistrate "You are charged with
stealing ohiokens, Uuolo Joe." Uncle Joe—
"Yes, sae, eo I understan's." Magistrate
—"Ban you ever been arroatod before 7"
Uncle Joe — "Only 143508 befo', you'
honan; Fee always beau bery lucky,"
" Bobby," said young Fea'.herly, as the
lad opened the door, "1 chink I left my um•
lout brella here last evening. Will you ask your
sister Clara if elle has seen anything of it?"
me " zee all right," replied Bobby. " Sister's
ver- out walking with Mr Sampson, and as it
ooks like ram they cools at with them."
Real humour is a delightful thing and to
be real 11 must be natural. Forced humour
ie not really humour but merely a coarse
imitation. Pure and healthy humourous
writing is a good thing to read, both for
body and soul, if kept to due moderation.
Most people like a good laugh now and then.
It oils the wheels of life. Humour being so
popular, and real, born fun ea sers being
well nigh as mama, one might almost say, as
born poet0, there is a great temptation for
Ambitious scribes with some talent at writ-
ing to try their hands at humourous comma -
anion. At times they auoeeecl fairly well;
generally, however, their attempts are fail.
urea. This oan wally be forgiven if their
straining after effeot has not led them foto
sheer vulparitm, whioh is too often the case,
There 10 a coarse sort of pleasantry too
current in the press just now whioh
is very offensive to cultured, refined
men and women. It injuroe their eolf•re-
0peot to read it. Of course it is is easy to
say that they should laevo it alone then.
Yee, but if it COM a in their daily paper,
whioh aims at being thought a model of
decorum. There was a case of this quite
reoantly. There is no need to particularize
very closely. The writer was describing
a country ball at a time when Canada was
twenty or thirty years younger than it is
now, The sketch was interesting enough,
but a coarsely realistic description of the
"hugging -matches" that seem to have been
common enough features of ouch gatherings,
vulgarized the whole thing to refined minds,
The true humorist would have mingled the
warp of pleasing ideality with the woof o
his realism, and would not have descended
to such coarse literalism in detail.
One by one the great motors in the bloody
reol•life drama of twentsefive years ago,
are passing away to meet the old comrade°
and the former foes whose Soule fled thud-
dering out, of life amid the demoniac noises
of the battle fields of the South, General
Sheridan, the " Little Phil" of affectionate
familiarity, is tho most recent removal,
This brilliant oavairy commander was one
of the many Ohio men to whom the Amori•
can War aff'ordod the requisite test of the
motel that was iu them, and opportunities
to rise to highpoeitiouo. He was born inPerry
County in 1851, and graduated from Woab
Point Academy in 1863, The greater part
of hie military life from that time until the
outbreak of thewar, was spent on the western
plains, in police duty against the Indiana,
At the commencement of the war, he was
appointed Quarter -Master of the Wootern
Division, and in May, 1862, he became Colon.
el of the Second Michigan Cavalry. So well
did he improve the opportunities afforded
him, that his rime in rank woe rapid. In
July, 1832, for a Cavalry 'melee ab Boones-
ville he was made a Brigadier -General of
•Volunteertl, and by December of the
same year he had attained the dignity
Major-General of the.•Pohmtoero. In
11 of 1864 he was appointed Cavalry
mender of the Army 1'f the Potomac,
by August of the same year was pro.
ed to the Command of the "Middle
tory Division." In September he was
e Brlgadier,Goneral of the regular army
Major•Gemeral in the following Novem-
1b 10 unneoee8ary to partioularizo to
extent the brilliant 00rviee whioh he
or the North. Sallee it to say that ho
1 groat assistance to General Grantin the
atione around Richmond, and that the
rgetio and effective way in whish he pur.
Leo on hie retreat from Richmond had
little to do with the surrender ab Ap.
btox, In March, 1869, he was made
tonant.Generad and then Commander,
e army on SJhormam's robireMent in
Not long before his last illness he
honoured by having the lapsed dignity
('neral of the Army conferred 00 him
b015re00,
The flannel shirt hi an excellent thing
To weer on a stammer day,
And we don't object to the style at all—
But what we wore going to say
Is that
A man who will wear a flannel shirt
And hold up his panto with a sash
As red as a town that is painted right,
Is a man that we want to smash.
"And so yon have brought my beautiful
Alphonso home, have you, like an honest
man, instead of keeping him yourself, as you
might easily have done?" said the delighted
lady, as she fondled the poodle. "IVore
you not strongly tempted to keep aha darling
oroature w" " No, mum," replied the inaor•
ruptiblo man, es ho pooketod the t'5 reward.
" It weren't no temptation. I couldn't have
sold his hide for two bite at this reason of
the year, mum, '
She Got to Thinking How Funny it Would
Be.
They were sitting together in the warm
parlor, saying little but thiulcing much,
Bub lovers do not need to say touch to be
companionable.
The little clock on the mantel for a eon.
siderable time had been the only speaker.
Its tick, tick, tisk, tick, seemed to the
youth to say, Kiss her, kine hor, kiss her.
To the maiden it said, leap year, leap year,
leap year, and its reiteration of this phrase
forced the maid to break the silence
"How funny some people are I" ehe said.
"Penny 7"
"Yes, some people who ere going to be
married?"
Oh I"
"Yee; some want to be married in a bal-
loon, oomo on the n,G:dle arch of a bridge,
some in a boat, some ie a railroad train,
some on horseback, some on the edge of a
preoipioe, some down in a coal mine—"
" Yes I have noticed it."
"What is their object, I wonder 7"
" Marriage, of course."
"But I mean their object in getting
married out of the usual way."
" Well, 1'11 tell you what I think, They
get married in this way so that they can
tell their ohildren and their grandchildren
they were married under peculiar eiroum-
stencoe, as, for instance, ' Your mother and
Erre, children, were married in a coal wino,'
or ' Your grandmother and me, ohildren,
were married in a balloon,' "
"I'll bet that's just the reason," said the.
maiden.
' Of oourae ft fa the reason.'
There was a pause. Then the maiden
with a glowing cheek said :
"I've been thinking, John—"
" Yes 7" he said, interrogatively.
"I've been thinking how funny it would
be—" (a pause and a deeper blush):
" Well, Bella, you've been thinking
what ?"
"I've been thinking how funny if would
be if—"
Yes."
" If when the subject of marriage comes
up thirty or forty years hence you could
point to me and say : ' Why, children,
your grandmother proposed to mo in leap
year and we were married a few weeks
after,' "
John is very buoy these days furnishing a
nice little cottage, and Balla is superintend.
ing the making of her wedding dresses
Baron Reuter.
Baron Julius Re.uter is seventy years old,
and hal' been hard at work for fifty-five
years, He hi still bright and active. He has
keen gray eyes which pierce you from be-
hind grizzled brows, and thin, promiuoub
none, and a Moo "fluid with expression," IIo
ie a fluent and pleasant talker, and not book -
ward in telling of his early hardships when
he was a poor and unknown foreigner in
Loudon with a tiny offxao and one email boy
to look after it. de ao overworked himself
in those days, he will toll you, that Sir
James (then Mr.) Paget, whom he consulted
for breakdown of his general health, told
him he would die if he did not get sleep.
On replying that he was compelled to bane
all night the great Burgeon replied; "Well, if
you have no other choice coil yourself up on
a doorstep and go to sleep 1" He anted on
the spirit if not the letter of thfaadvioe, and
now is able to boast thab he is wen and
healthy, and that each day le fully occupied
with hard work, including a oonatatutiounZ
walls five nmileo, whioh he ie careful to explain
Li no loss of time since "it is ne0080ary for
mq
health." --(8x,
Within .Hastings Toon of London ad
Neutered in seventy English papers for a
olark at salary of 9450 a year, To ppliem:Us
he returned a circular saying that he muob
have five shillings as a guarantee of good
faith before considering rho matter, The
police arrested bin after ho had received
Wally thousand applications and a goodly
number of shillings end in oourt 11 came out
that the whole buoineso was the rooult of e.
Wager of 9600 Toon had made with a friend
that within it mouth he could of fdvs thou.
mind aleplfoations for a eftoatlon toe a clerk
and that two thousand of them would be
0o0ompaniee by five olti111ng e. The jury
found hen guilty of fraud, but the Judge
released him tinder bonde with a warning
and 0ti0pontion of tenteho&
llur teat era may sera ober reed that
amnia. essi('tit aP ('1110 for ail Lurnau thir-
tieths has lately prndnoed an exoitmnrnt in
some pato of tat, von try. Certain pere0110
arc, adtpposeri to be endue col at birth with
Muting prwere--magnetl.m, the quality ie
soutetinres walled, The Dick, lame, deaf and
blind aro. b.ougitt to t hem ; they lay their
Wade upon theta, and 11 ID asserted that
health, the use of their 'lathe, oe their im.
paired meths, es she 0111,0 may be, are instant -
1,' renterrd,
Tale is but the revival of an old belief,
From time to time, wince the days of tate
Apostles, persons in both the Catholle and
Protesbaut churches have been alleged to
possess miraculous gilts of healing, Not
only were many of the holy women and mon
of the first ages belie ad to have power to
cure all diecasoo by their touch while living,
but rafter their death crowds repair to their
tombs, to r.btain health from the vital power
which was possessed by their bones,
In our own dayt maltitudeo followed
Bernadotte 8 noberons, a little girl ; in
Franco, and also a young woman in Scot-
land, a member of Edward lrving' s eongro-
gation, both of whom were held to be
widowed with a miraculous power of euro.
Among the Hindus and dome of the African
tribes certain persona aro believed to to be
filled with a mysterious fluid, whioh they
comntunioate by touch to others,
The Chinese believe that each person is sue.
rounded by a nimbus, or atmosphere, which
affects for goad or evil every living body
that acmes within fru limit, giving to it
health or disease.
Wo leave our readers to decide how much
truth or falsehood there is in theme claims
that the body of man can impart vital power
by touch to other bodies; but there can be no
doubt that the e' ul of man has such power.
Within every man who reads these lines,
dwolla an invisible living creature, perpetu-
ally at work, atrotthiug out its ie (Mouths
through his words, his neatest nets, even
hie looks,infusing disease or health into the
people with whom ho comae in contact, The
man whose body is the cage of this living
power may scarcely remember its preeenoe
and may ire ignorant of the influence whioh
it incessantly gives out and receives.
He takes oars that hie body shall nob
come in contact with bodies that throw off
the germs of typhus or diphtheria or other
disease. But he does not remember that
liner creature within, whioh is more easily
poisoned, or otrengthenod.
The reader of thie may only be a aahool-
boy of small importance in hie little world.
But let him remember that he has the power
in his soul to belp every living creature whom
he meets. If ooly by a smile, a kind word,
a cheerful, cordial greeting, he may make
life easier and brighter for them.
Thera aro two rule" of tbo now system of
cure for bodily diseases which he mast obey.
Ile must touch the porsou whom ho wishes
to help, --not stand apart and vi.°iv him
with lofty superiority, but meet him as a
brother, face to face,
Hemuee, too, have faith in God, to give
strength and life to his own soul, and
through him to others.
There are men and women who seem to
be
them cent7 into the world aa healers of ell hurts
and sorrows. Who would not be one of
Deaf Mutes And Marriage.
Ib is evident that the lose of the oonoo of
hearing has en effeob on character, moral
and intellectual. Whatever may be the
education of the deaf mute, he will remain,
in some essential and nob may to be char-
acterized respects, different fromothorpeople
It ie exceedingly hard to cultivate is them
a epirit of self dependent's or eradicate the
notion that society owes them perpetual
care and support. The education of deaf
mutes and the teaching of them trades, so
that they become intelligent and productive
members of society, of comae, ihduoeo marri-
ages among them. la not this calculated
to increase the number of deaf mace 7 Dr.
Gillette thinks not. The vital statistics
how that coneangninoue marriages are a
large factor in deaf.mutisnt; about 19 per
cent., it is estimated, of the deaf mutes are
the off spring of parents related by blood.
Ancestral defects are not always propetuat-
ed in kind ; they mayd000end in pbysical,de
fortuity, in deafnoae, in imbecility. Deaf.
nese is more apt to descend in collateral
branches than in a straight lino. It is a
striking fact in a table of relationship pre-
pared by Dr. Gillette that while the 460
deaf mutes enumerated had 770 relationships
to other deaf mutes, making a toter of 1,220,
only twelve of tbem had deaf mute parents,
and only two of them one deaf mute parent',
the mother of these having been able to hear
and that in no Daae was rho mother alone a
deaf mute. Of the,pupi'.ewhohaveleft thisin-
stitution 251 have married deaf mutes and
19 hearing persona. These marriages have
been as fruitful as the average, and among
them all only 16 have deaf mute children
in some of the families having a deaf child
there are other children who hear. These
Mats, nye the report, clearly indicate drab
the probability of deaf offspring from deaf
parentage is remote, while other foots may
clearly indicate that a deaf person probably
has or will have a deaf relation other than
a child,—[Harper's Magazine.
Waited 60 Years for Her,
A rich old fanner, who lives a dozen
miles or so up the country from Norwich,
came to that city a few dlyo ago with hie
young bride, upon hie wedding tour, The
old man ie 85, while his wife is just 70 years
hie junior. He had purchased an orgauotte
for a Main street music -dealer a few months
before and wanted some muaio for it, The
old man ooggeeted 00 a sample. " Whore
is My Boy 10 -Night," Ho led his bride up.
to the counter, and, after paying for the
muaio, said, addressing the clerk
"My son, she's my wife. Ahab she a
likely one 7" He teemed to remember some.
thing, and straightening up, said t "Young
man, I've waited for sigh blood as flows in
them vefno fur nigh mato 00 years ngw, 1
knowed her grandmsm and wanted her, but
she wouldn't eco to it. Sha married my
bibtereat enemy and had a daugghter, I
courted that daughber when hor follte wasn't
round, but somehow they got wind of it and
I was dialed again. She went and got
married and had a daughter. Says I 'Jona.
than, you'll marry this'n,' and I settlee
down glum like to wait fur the youngster
to grow up. Martha's fele watohod her
oloee and I begun to seeped I'd have bo
waib fur the next family, when they died --
all of them died, and Martha was loft with.
out no relatives—so I popped the question
and we were married." And picking tap
the motto Jonathan placed it under one of
hie arme, while one of Martha's stole under
the other, and the two lovingly walked cub
of the Ettore, oomplotely ignorant of the fact
that they were furnishing amnsomenb for
the crowd.
An Aeoommedating Young Mau.
Her rather --I oan'b give her an rlowr
I am verypoor, Mr, Browne, .My little all
won't foot up to mere than 826,000,
Mr, Browne—Oh, $26,000 le enough for
us to begin on, Mn Jemyth,