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The Brussels Post, 1905-9-14, Page 69o0•p00000eooaooc e YOUNG FOLKS I'RAY1%R FOR A I,1TI'Ltli) BOY, Now 1 lay Me down to $1ueP, I pray thee Lord, rev soul to keep. Tf i should die before I wake, 1 pray thee, Lord, my soul to take. And this I ask for Jesus' sake. But while I live, I want to be from quick and angry passions free, With gentle thoughts, and happy tare and pleasant words in every place, I ,pray, whatever wrong I do, I'll never say what is not true; Be willing at my task each day, and always honest in my. play. Make me unselfish with my joys and generous to other boys; ,And kind and helpful to the old, and prompt to do what I am told. Bless every one I love, and teach me how to help and comfort each. Give lite the strength right -living beings, and make good in Inti o things. Armen. THE UN1:X1'ECTI10 GUEST. They were having a little picnic down in the grove. The table was set on a flat rock, and the dulls had a. place at this table and a real plate. The paper dolls were too small to come to the first table, and so they were pat to sleep In a branch of the spruce -tree. Natalie was baking the biscuits In the oven down by the brook, and Molly was busy cleaning the recep- tion -room over by the swing, There was to be a tea at four, and many guests were expected. They worked with a will. What would have been said iI mother had asked for so much sweeping and dusting at home? Molly brought up the biscuits (which mother- had really given them), and they set out the cookies and the jelly. The table looked quite festive, "Now we must get ready to come," said Molly. So they put on their hats and pre- pared to take the part of guests — having completed the part ,f house- keepers. They walked away down by the brook, and delayed a respec- table time for expectation among the dolls. "It is a fine afternoon," said Mol - y, in a mincing voice. "I hope all the people won't be there before us; I am afraid we are a little late." "Yes, I am sure we are," said Natalie. "for my carriage was de- layed by an accident." And then, at that very minute, they saw how much too late they were, for Fido was seen standing in the very middle of the banquet - table; the jelly was overturned the biscuits scattered and the cookies eaten. What srampering there was! They forgot that they were Mrs. Bronson and Mrs. Van Dyke. They were jus' Molly and Natalie, anti very angry little girls. Fido was chased away, where be sat In disgrace un- der a tree, and all the preparations had to be made again. It took them sone time to repair the dam- age. "I don't believe the caterer will bring those, cookies, after all," said brolly, trying to make the best of it. "I am afraid our guests will bo disappointed." Natalie looked at tie dolls, star- ing with button eyes at the board, "They don't show it; they are too polite." she. said. They were indeed, and ono would never have guessed that they minded at all, while the raper dolls had slept through it all. ANIMAL HTJrtO1iS, The foilowiog' facts concerning ani- mals ,which have distinguished them- selves on military service are inter- esting: - Lord Roberts ]las a splendid gran- ite tomb for his favorite horse, which• after carrying hint through- out the Afghan war and during his memorable forced mach from Cabul to Canclaha', was decorated on its return to England by queen Vic- toria with the Afghan war medal and the Condahar stat', honors like- wise accorded by the venerable sov- ereign to Bob, the canine pet of the Royal Berkshire Regiment, which was present at the battle of Mai - wand and figures conspicuously in Lady Butler's painting entitled 'The Lest Stand at Maiwand.' . Queen Victoria had already previously de- corated acing of the name of Jack, a pet of the Scots Gua'ds, for sav- ing the life of a wounded soldier et the battle of the Alma, and for re- peating this performance 'at biker - man, She herself affixed the Crime- an medal to his collar When he was presented to her on hie return to London with his regiment;,. and another dog, known as Tiny, helong- ing to the Army Service Corps, and wounded in the battle of 'I'cl-e]-Ke- bir, received the bronze ,Star from be laic Iil.d'v+. Itecoeati was t lc i t nn fate of J the atoll,. thepot goose of 1 the Celstrcam Guards. -Who joined that reginnent in Canada, served with it throughout the rebellion, and relllrnnil with It to England, where it becatnc a popular figure at. St. George's Barracks, in London, by doing the "sentry go" with all the strut and importance of a full- fledged Guardsman. It is still to be seen, stuffed, of course in the. gutted -house of fit, George's ilar- 6 ratnl: its neck being adorned With a collar hearing the wotd,s, "'Died on -duty," Miss Flora (folly -five, homely, and umnafvied)--"Olt, ITr. llhtt, I had such a strange dream last night," Mr. Ilrimt---"What was it, 319158 Flora?" Miss Flora—"Idreamed that we were =tried .and on one wedding tolu'. Did yen ..ver have surh ft dream?" Air, Illunt (energe- tiee ly)---"No, indeed,. T moor had the nightmare he fey life:" FRUITS AND VEGETABLES SVCCESSFUL TREATIITENT FOR CONSU1111"TION. Dr. Russell's Simple Remedies Which Have Proved of Great Benefit. The New York. Titues says a good deal of Interest has been aroused in medical circles by a circular issued by the New Yolk post -graduate hos- pital relating to the treatment of tubereutosis under the supeevisian of lir. Joint 1''. Russell, in the hospi- tal annex in Mast 14th street. '1'Ite circular thins to show ]tow tubercu- losis can ire treated in the ]torte by the careful selection of foods. In it Dr. Mussell brings forward a treatment of his own wheel is !tailed with approval by the fest-graduate Hospital otiteittls and it medic:11 com- mittee appointed to examine into the annex words, Dr. Russell says he found a combination of foods which seems to be effective in the destruc- tion of the bacilli of tuberculosis. The most benelleial item of the food combination—consisting of butter, bread, eggs, nis lk atd emulsion n is, he says, vegetable juice. Since the introduction o1 this juke the report records remarkable results among the tuberculosis patients. The fluid, which Dr. Russell and his colleagues at the post -graduate hospital believe to have benedctat properties is the combined juice of every kind of vege- tables to be had in the market. It Inas been in use i the hospital along with other diet since January 7th. IL is now recorded that in the first five months of this year eleven pa- tients were discharged "apparently" cured, against arecord number of 111 cures effected during the whole 32 months of 1904. This sudden in- crease and the fact that the pati- ents are still thriving upon the vege- table juice treatment lead the ex- aminers to believe that Dr. Russell has discovered a fluid the properties of which aro fatal to the progress of tuberculosis, FOOD OR ANTI -TOXIN. "What this - vegetable juice is," said Dr. Donald M. Barstow, ( no of the committee examining Dr. Rus- sell's method at the post -graduate hospital, "none of us can say. It may be a food or it may be anti- toxin. I am inclined to think it is a food which so builds tip the con- stitution of a patient that. present- ly the system is strong enough to give battle to and overcome the ba- cilli of tuberculosis. "I do not wish to be quoted as saying that this vegetable juice is a cure for tuberculosis. I only know that it is beneficial when given to the patient with other foods. What it mar turn out to be is another i matter." In the report issued by the post- graduate hospital, the preparation of the vegetable juice is thus de- scribed: Equal parts by weight of raw vegetables aro scrubbed with a brush in fresh water then mixed and chopped until the particles are small enough to go into the receiver of a grinding machine where the mass is reduced to a pulp. The t pulp is collected and the juices ,squeezed through coarse muslin jcloth. The vegetables first used were potato, onion, beet, turnip, cabbage. and celery. Later were ad- Ided sweet potato, apple, pineapple, carrot, parsnip, and lathe still rhu- barb (pie plant), summer squash, to- mato, spinach, radishes, string heats and green peas with the pods," Tn his report to the hospital and the circular issued by the post -gra- duate officials to private physicians, Dr. Russell thus speaks 01 tuberetd- osis and the vegetable Mire:— LACK IN TIIE DIET, "Experience in a large number of cases of consumption has led to the conclusion that in cases of apparent- ly curable type who fail to get well, the cause of the failure is the luck of an unknown something in the diet.. In eases where the patients respond but very slowly this mysterious something is supplied in insufficient quantities or at too long intervals. "For a number of years I have been searching for this unknown something or its source of supply and vegetable juice is the final out- come." SAFETY FOR LITTLE ONES. Every mother who has tried Baby's Own Tartlets becomes enthusiastic about them—tells every other mo- ther how safe and how efTecLive they are, how much it relieves the anxi- ety over baby's health to use these Tablets. Mrs. S, W. Crawford, Thompson, Ont., says.—"My baby was ill with constipation and teeth- ing -troubles and I gave hint Baby's Own Tablets, which gave speedy re- lief. I consider the tablets at ex- cellent medicine for children," These tablets euro constipation, teething troubles, diarrhoea, simpie fevers, destroy worms, break up colds and promote natural healthy sleep. And you have a guarantee that there is ant. a particle of opiate or poisonous soothing stuff rl • ink's its them,Sold 1 go cl 1>;v all medicine dealers or sent'. by Mall at 211. cents n box by writing The Dr, Will tains' Medicine Co., Brookville, (ins• hand for one little book on the .•arc of infants and young Oren—free to to all mothers, WOR.IK F I') N FOR. 'III INSANE. Work for the insane is a special stiffly at VillejthPAsylum, ito ' PONS, is Painting', carving, sketching, and Met tattooing are included, and re- covery is often due to the employ- ment, In other cases the condition of the patient's mind is mirrored in the work done, aiding the physician in his study of the cas0 more than any long discussions or consulta- tions, s_"_ "tree is Duffson getting on?'' "Ohl he's growing dell by his pen." "I didn't. knew he was a literary matt" t'I10 isn't;' ho troops Piga," HOW TO KILL INSANITY T73.E PROBLEM 01' 11T,4RRIACTE UNION, Physicians Plan a. Scheme of Men- tal Breeding to Overcome Vico and Sin, The Putute work of medicine,, said D1•. Henry lllautlsley at the British Medical Association Cotigrass at Leicester will be mainly to prevent and stop the,heg'fnitings of disense; in fact, to teach the hotly to die at last of old age, as every doctor ought theoretically himself to die. ]Might net sumo good come, ho asked, from systematic enquiries to the pr'odueeion and elimination e constitutional disenee tentlencies and disease itntnunities by the narviage Rulers of different tendencies and immunities. When a person has a disease unlike that which Dither par- ent had, Ile might still owe it to these variations occurring in morbid heredity just as they do physiologi- cally, ANCh)S'l'd1AL GROWTH. What WAS the constitutional dis- position, likely1 us 1A't. 0 � 1 most l t (.a n t tin ifo Y, a tendency to cancel'? having re- gard and dis- tribution to the local invasiona b 1 t provocation of cancer', its p u by local irritation, its more than ac- cidental s cidental heredity and its quiet static,. Ment in the eystenn, It seemed prob- able that its unruly prolifet'atien of cells, however provoked, betrayed the awakening to activity:, of the sil- ent memories of ancestral germinal growth. Another point worthy of investiga- tion was how beet to mate the per- son having a native tendency to In- sanity so as to cancel it in the pro- geny, or, better still, convert it into a good evolution variation, for that was what someliuuw happened, one child of a netu'o-hatic fnntily, dying in a lunatic asylum, \'hike another rose 1.0 eminence as poet, painter or orator. EPILEPSY AND INSANITY. Why, and uncdei' what conditions ens the epilepsy of one generation transformed into (he insanity of the next generation? Ilov was it that diabetes end ftsanity go together in some families or alternateinthem through generations? When medical science could answer these 'and litre questions it might then dictate some wise eugenic roles. In concluding hr. Maudsley said it was certain that. there were laws of mental breeding yet to be discovered, and it was no morn unlawful to en- quire srientiihenlly lett() the nature of vice and sin than into the nature and actions of poisons. Hatred was as natural as hunger. and stood in no less need of scientific explanation. rT]iat moral qualities were not de- pendent upon physical constitution, and have no physical conneetion whatever, was an opinion, wilich, al- though fostered in the' supposed in- terests of morality, was really a hindrance to the growth of practical morality. SUFFERED TORTURE FOR FOUR YEARS THEN DODD'S KIDNEY RILLS CURED W1Yf, DOEG'S RHEUMATISIiT, Ele Was so Bad That Ile Could Not Lie Down, but Had to Sit Night and Day in a Chair, Suttlridge, Ont., Sept 4—(Spceinl). —Air. William Doeg, of this place, now a hale, hearty man, tells of his f almost nh'aculous caro of Rheuma- tism by using Iludti's Kidney Pi31s. "For four years I suffered excruci- ating torture," says Mr. .Dung. "I ivas senreely an hour free from pilin. I could not lie clown W take rest, but had to sit night and dry in a chair," "I was treated for rheWnntistn by several doctors, and also tried sev- eral medicines without receiving any benefit, A 11(1(151 In dcspn b' 1. feared 1 never again wouldrbo from pain. Then I rend of some remarkable cores by s Dodd'Kidney Pills. I procured and soon found the j a box U ,V were doing Ino good and before 1 hall finishes} the second box I. Was entirely free from pain and a new man." Dodd's Kidney Pills always cure Rheumatism by putting the Kidneys in shape to take the cause —Brie Acid—out of the blood. INVI;N'L'P•.:U eon GIRLS FIRST, Handball is the oldest game known. Billions of boys and girls play it the world over, yet never give a grateful thought to its in- ventor, Most of therm will be sur- prised to learn that so simple a thing needed "inventing" at all. llerodotus and IT.omer, two famous Greek writers, have rti'cserved the inventor's nate, and it is a feminine o110. Yes, a woman made the /lest itoy bull, and her name was Anega- lia. 5bo was a noble Indy of CM, ,;yra, end she gave it, when finished, to the little daughter of the ]ming of Aldhotis. a other toy has furnished so much amusement, nor is thero an- other so necessary in malty galnes as is tho simple article, It is strange, too, that so few of these games are for girls. Do not forget that the hall was invented by a woman for girls, although boys may he grate- ful for all the fun they have with WONDERS 01! THE 13)11D'S BEAK. Tie a man's hands end arms tight- ly behind his back atd tell him that he mast find and prepare his food, build itis home, and perform all the business of life in such a position, what a pitiable object 110 would pre- sent, yet this is tut unlike what birds have to do. Almost every form of animal and vegetable life is used as toocl by one or another of the ,species; their most intricately -built homes and their methods of .defence may he numbered by the score; the care of thiir delicate plumage would alone seem to necessitate manly and varied instruments, yet all this 1$ done by its hill, 0f• beak. The beak of a parrot is a wonderful tool. Both its upper and lower mandibles are hinged to the bird's skull, thus giv- ing great flexibility and freedom of movement. The long, pointed bill of the woodpecker serves its owner well for penetrating to the htn'rows of wood -loving insects. The study of birds' bills Is an interesting hobby, A RAITT) VIEW. "Now, professor,," said Miss Tiny, "you know something of human nu, tore; at what ego does the average moat of irlalligenee 'Harry?" ".Doinrcl" promptly replied the F d 7 y 1 crabbed old fellow. CHINESI) WOMEN FIGHTERS, Unless the soap you use has this brand you at e not getting the best Agit tor tiro ,e,atnann Ser. et, any intention of running more titan one; the idea being to start only the horse which trains fittest up to the last moment. Then, 1L Is the fancy of some own- ers to race under assumed names, The Jockey Club does not forbid this, but imposes a Ane of .1(30 on those who claim the privilege, and, of course, at the sante time the own- ers' real names are always known to the authorities. Later on, when one of two stylish things have been pull- tT and owner have worn u ed a li,ho s a�enot out 0 their modesty, they, perha}sfeel they would like to be known in their own names n s the possessors of some good horse and as patrons of the report of kings, and, there- fore register themselves in their pat- ronymics. The Jockey Club does not forbid this—it rather favors it, indeed, for it immediately CLAIMS ANOTIIl7'R 130. Similarly, a tine Is imposed when a horse's name is changed, half a crown only need be put down to ob- tain. ofllcial registratlon of a horse's Women in China have the privilege cognomen; but 1P, ort second Of fighting in the tears. In the re- [thoughts, the owner decides to boflion of 1950 women did as much change the animal's name, he is at fighting' as men.' At Nankin, in liberty to do so only when he has 185:3, 500,000 women front various paid another L5. parts of the country were formed Five pounds is also the amount of into brif:ades of 18,000 each, under the foe payable for the registration female obit 15, Of these soldiers 10,- of an owner's racing colors, which 000 were picked women, drilled and may, however, be registered from garrisoned in the city. Year to year at lis, a time, provid- ing 710 change in them is made. The club is very strict on the point that CUtumbo's and melons aro "forbidden a h orfie shall not full under any trait" to many 'persons CO coastlULLed other colors than those its cerci' that rile ;oast Indulgence Is followed by has formally registered as his own. Poi' any infraction of this rule a fine of L10 may be inflicted of the own- er of the ]horse. To lodge an objection to a horse which ]fns won or been placed in a race the objector has to deposit 415 with the stewards, and if his objec- tion is not upheld he norm. aces his deposit money again. more than t. hat i1 his objection proves to be frivolous, he may, in addition to losing his L5, be fined as well. In a recant case of this kind the stew- ards held that an objection lodged against the winner of a hurdle raee at I3aydock Park was "frivolous, unwarrantable and objectionable," and beside estroating the deposit money, fined the objector 020 to emphasize their judgment. Anit, <lysvetety, griping, aro. These persons are not aware that they can Indulge to their heart's content if t11cy have on hand a bottle o1' Dr. J. D. Kellogg's llysentery Coronal, a medicine that will give immediate relief, and is a surecure for all summer coa- plaints. ON NEWMARKET HEATH ENGLAND'S AUTOCRATIC 30C- I0E'Y CLUB. Can 'Virtually Ear Every Race Course Against a Man. There is not a more widely influ- ential or autoeractie corporation on earth than .the Jockey Club, which may be said to rule horse -racing all over the world: it is, as most peo- ple know, within the pollens of the club to put an end to the racing ca- reer of a horse -owner, trainer, jock- ey, or anyone else 'eomectlt3 with the sport by warning Ititn "off the TIeath"—white means Newmarket Heath—thereby making him a " 'narked malt" in the spurting world and virtually barring every ease course against him. And this can be dote without assigning -. a reason; tool the offender has no thence of appeal, since there is no higher authority than that which has condemned him. But there are other penalties than this to meet possible offences against "the morality of the turf," and quite an elaborate system of forfeits exists, Tacitly every "sport" who engages in horse -racing admits his liability to the fines, penalties, and forfeits which the Jockey Club or the stewards of "local" meetings may at any time THINK F1'l' To INI'LIOT, Defiance Is almost unknown, and if persisted in would doubtless entail the extreme penalty of Turf law, Every race -horse owner, trainer, and jockey is, therefore, more or less under the governance of the club, which has assumed especially large powers for dealing with jockeys, whose licenses to ride may bo can- celled or suspended for alatost any length of time at the discretion of the stewards. The stewards of all "local" race- meetiugs, too, have temporary juris- diction over owners, trainers, jock- eys, and others an their own courses and a'o,enlpo eyed to inflict fines to any amount not exceeding .000, Any offence which could not be adequate- ly punished by a fine to the full amount would be reported to, and dealt with by the Jockey Club, Which would indeed, probably in- quire foto the facts of any ol(ence whatsoever, though it is not ac.t.ual- ly supposed to take cognizance of small oftentes dealt with by the sbeWarcls of the meetings. Fines are but rarely, however, imposed t'or real offences, for tine reason that it is deemed necessary for everyone connected th tc with e stables to be ab- solutely above suspicion, and where an actual offence against the laws nt morality of the turf is comunitted more condignpunishment than a nme1'e lime is generally inflicted. ALL soli':a or OTrrlt)NGI;s ttrn pltnifihed. For hist loco, stn -own- er pays an ontt'tufce fee of $50 for cacti of his candidates for the ;herby and le i, t linen. toscratch a r 5 a libeller s alt rico nnv time before the tett If he latches a c ludic art' before a car 1f to di 1 he recover 010 of the entrance tee, but after that date only .C2i is returned to !him, the balance hnin11 hcitl as a penalty for his lnrtlr'Ift: titta1.1015. The oblod, of these ![nes is t.c) de- ter owners 1,111 ming improbable run- ners and cnntplienling the arrange- trionls and rodnsing clic betting et the late moment, by wholesale Scratching.;, 1'.Yen despite these penalties, owners erten enter three or four beasts tot' a race without The1'0'S a reason. IBAN ON CHECK REIN. The King Has Declared Against Neck -breaking Fashion. King Edward has again shown kindness as well as good taste, by declaring against the use of the over- head check rein on horses, whose ef- fect is anything but graceful, and itis humanity by insisting of cel' - tali) reforms inspot and the care of wild animals. Recently he decreed the abolition of steel traps in catch- ing rabbits and other ground vane— shooting pigeons from traps was long ago placed under the royal ben. When it is remembered what an 101- nlenso influence the IKing's example has upon all classes of society, all lovers of wild and dumb creatures will rejoice at the wide publication of these acts of humanity, which show hien to be desirous of lessening their sufferings, and, as far as he can, the tendency to cruelty in sport. Societies for the prevention of cruelty 1.0 animals have a power- ful ally in the Bing, and should give the fact the widest publicity. Hu- man nature is so constituted that people like to thirk they ale in the fashion with the great, and good example is as contagious as bad ex- ample, when royalty leads tho way. 4 After all thele is a bit of satisfac- tion in not monkeying with a buzz - saw. STRONGER TITAN MEAT, A Tudge's Opinion of Grape -Nuts. A gentleman who has acquired a judicial turn of mind from experi- ence on the bendn out in the Sun- flower State, writes a carefully con- sidered opinion as to the value of Grape -Nuts as food. He says: "For the pest 5 years Grape -Nuts has been a prominent feature in our bill of fare, The crisp road with the delicious, nutty flavor ham become an ind.ispet- sable necessity In my family's every- day the. "It has provad to be most health - fel and beneficial, and has enabled es to practically abolish pastry and pies from our table, for the children prefer Grape -Nuts and do not crave rich and unwholesome food. "Grano -Nuts keeps us all in per- fect physical conditiol—as a preven- t.ive of disease it is beyond value, I have been particularly impressed by the beneficial effects of Grape -Nuts when used by ladies who aro trou- bled With fare blemishes, skin erup- tions etc. It clears up com- plexion co - )lt;xion tvoncicrfull r 1 y "As to its nutritive qualities, my experience 15 that ono small dish of Grape -Nuts is superior to a pound. of meat for breakfast, which is an important consideration for anyone. It satisllea the appetite and str'ong- ttens the power of resisting fatigue, while its use Involves none of tiro disagreeable consequences that somothnes follow a meat breakfast." Nantr given by Postern Co,, Rattle Creek, }Mich, If By This T cy ThaYout Ara Net Com"noed rlta altars, TEA le to BEET on the MARKET it frust be the fault of the advertising, not the fault of the TEA, so you can't have tried It. BLUE RIBBON IS, AND ALWAYS WILL BE, TUE BEST TfiV i2? itO t5 31 ere tai FEEDING G FACTS In ordinary yfeeding the steer consumes about .34 of its ordinary feed; the balance is un- digested or wasted. This undigested balance can be made to give % to I ib, extra gain per day, and at a profit, by adding the "salt, pepper, and gravy" to its food to make it "tasty," You like these on your own food ; why not the animal. Like ourselves the animal ma longs for n g a "tasty" meal. It starts the "mouth watering" before eat- ing, and the stomach fills with digestive fluids s to thoroughly dissolve the foots. This extra amount of dige.itive fluid dis- solves an extra amount of food. This is where the extra gain comes in. Clydesdale Stock Food is the "salt, pepper and gravy" that makesthe.animal's "mouth water." It is equally good for Horses, Sheep and Hogs, Nothing injurious in it Andean stop feeding -it without ]!armful effects Human beings can take it with benefit. We take it every day. We know its contents. It is made clean. If not satisfied your money will be cheerfully refunded by the dealer. TRY HERCULES POULTRY FOOD ct,yogamsI,w STOO$ ROOD CO., Limited TORONTO. 11 tiArea- Is a line business for a young man, $4o,00 to $60.00 a month to start. Best place to learn is in CENTRAL TELECRAPi{Y SClIOOL TOROATO, J,'rco antidotes T eons on mooed write. T. J. Johnston, W, H• SHAW, litonanrr. Premien; 9 c-o0O40+0404es o-tee-Sent+o4• eeeeaneeeieeteateaaeareesaeeteeesteeeeaaseectin LIFI3-SAVING INVENTION, A poor laboring man in Denmark has made a new invention in life- saving. Ho impregnates clothes with a substance which will keep a ship- wrecked person afloat for several days without losing its property. A coat, a vest, a travelling rug --in feet, .any 131050 of wearing apparel impregnated with the stuff is enough to keep anyone above water. The invention has been successfully dem- onstrated, It Retains Old and shakos New Prlonds. Tanto was when Dr. Thomas' P,clnetrte Oil had but a small field o1 distribution, but now its territory is widcsprlta.d. 'Phase who first recogni2ed its curative qualities st111 value it as a specific, and while it retains Its old friends it is ever making new. It in certain that whoever once uses it will not be without it. "Blinks ltas a perfect mania for condensing everything. Did you hear how ho proposed?" "No." "He held up an engagement -ring be- fore the girl's eyes and said 'Tlt'1' " "And what did she say?" "Silo just nodded." Lever's Y -Z (Wise head) Disinfect. ant Soap Powder is a boon to any home. It disinfects one cleans nt the same tune. She --"And now Viet we aro en- gaged, Arthur, dear, how long shall the engagement be f ir• '- 1Te (an absent-minded lawyo: vet,p bas just drawe up a lease) --"(:t ttinety'nine years, I s'posie" Flalloway's Corn ante 15 the medicine to remove all kinds of Corns and warts, and only costs the small sum of twen- ty -live cents. "You're 110 use about tho house, Matilda," said the harassed mother, "You can't boil a potato; ,you can't wash a dish; you can't dust the mantelpiece without smashing half the ornaments, You'd better just apply for a situation as a lady help." There is nothing equal to Mother Droves' Worm Exterminator for de- stroying worsts. No article of Its kind has given such satisfaction. ANSMERINO AIIERNIETI:fY. Although one of the train chat'ac- Leristics of the famous Dr. Abernethy was the readiness with which he could administer a sharp and witty retort when occasion arose, he was once considerably nonplussed by tho remark of a medical student. "What would you do," tho doctor lc d the student atan ' n - am e e Oxttnllt A tion, "if a man was placed in your hands with a broken leg? "Set it, sir," was the reply. "Good, very good; ,you are a witty young man; aitd doubtless you can toll me what muscles of tine body I would stove if 1 wero to kick ,you, as you deserve, for your impertinence?" "You would put into nnotiontS re-' plied the student, not in the least abashed, the flexors and extensors of rrty right arm, for I would forthwith ith knock you 'down." It was the tvedding day and the unfot'tumat:e bridegroom Was making leis exit with the usual accompani- ments of rice and Did hoots. He snatched his hat front a peg, seized an unbmella from the hall stand, and was going out of the door, whets the bride's father called after hint-' "You've taken my umbrella, llentry. Bring it back at brieop 1' Ye six daughters, but only Meet goad Mete brella.", - k tessei FFkai'x *.,..-`��n4C�-ice a�S $1,1'rifo•cd Anus ;4 L0 and up, Send t r free ' - -PISfillies s mollies roiln; nt. 14. SOUTACO'i P ..UIT l,0., London; Ont, r'71he Echttono Snring bar great medical 4 qualities for rheumntintn, eco. 1'holnylng in on 100apre berm, wino *SYS. (geared 140, TO worm 30 In gaol pinehuitdtr.@no,hrr, rah,og At 00, A11 fenced; 1I tnrovod IOW a Owe ]Ent; 010,0 to dinggs. I ant n. Anglo young lady. 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