The Brussels Post, 1905-8-24, Page 7iE:a�4a
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:OW Tlo naliimmnEmEln,
llug,''.ly was out les tho beat yard
FOLKS
see' a`a flg-playing' with Johnnie Gibbs, Thoy
,
o il playing staannlnoat and had Just
e inva. dreadful disaster whets mom, -
loots, tune tote door.
emmetvant you to go down the street
u•lancae, Teddy," see Bald, "I ./lust
ng elsoma balking powder and va-
I the Iefore I canliuislt my baking."
ag' ofut Lin nil smashed up, meta -
ie he, answered 'teddy, Troia under a At first it vette feared some 00
thereof rubbish, 1r1'hey'll gait ?nu and deadly epidemic had broken out,
POISON IN ICE CREAM GOOD ANIMAL STORIES
A BUSY DAY IN BIR1YIINGIIA1YL, TRUE YARNS ABOUT OUR
ENGLAND. FOUR -TOOTED FRIENDS,
The Hospitals Crowded With .A. Dog Dug Up Carrots and Gave
Sufferers From Baleful Them to a Horse-1Ylonkey
Penny Ice. Divides Banana.
For four hours on a recent Sun- Tito dispute between. those who
day afternoon anti evening the Dir. behove in the reasoning powers of
mingham, England, hOspltals were animals and their opponents*, who
fairly be:dosed, A constant stream ascribe every action of the dumb
of vehicles kept arriving and dis- creation to mere instinct, is an old
charging sick ehildron. The little sora; but fresh facts aro continually
ones eatno in cabs and tramcars, -4/ cropping up to add to the interest
perambulators and ambulances. of the controversy, Here aro a few
Many of thorn .sora suffering frOIx stories of dogs and other animals,
violabdominalt abdominal petite, and all domestic and otherwise, which will
were afflicted with alarming sickness. afford food for thought to either
section of the disputants.
That dogs aro capable of disinter-
ested friendship for other animals Is
beyond dispute. Professor Wesley
Mills, in his luminous and deeply in-
teresting work on animal intelligence
mentions a dog that struck up a
friendship with ono of his master's
carriage -horses. For some tins
carrots were missed from. the kitch-
en garden, and, a watch being kept,
it was found that the dog had been
in the habit of digging them up and
presenting then to his equine frietld.
Now, dogs do not themselves con -
shier carrots a delicacy. How was
that particular thinker to ]snow that
a present of that nature would bo
acceptable to his friend the horse?
If reason was not in operation there
something very like it must have
been.
DUG UP IFIL: KITTENS,
cl 0I1c+fOre long incl find out if i, m
01.0 otj or not, If I ain't, p'r'eps 1
00msgo bbueby."
ut w;nune, laughed. "I don't see
h oiic;J, cart wait, my son. Judging
1° see' appearances, I do not think you
les /killed, and I can Join the rescu-
oilclnrty and help out. I want my
e the eg powder ns soon as possible."
ts, tl crawled slowly out. "I wish
n an s could bo /bade without
ietgs,:' he said, rather vaguely,
else I wish papa would (keep a
well hitneelf right hero at home,
LLerns+;I wouldn't alv„ys have to stop
ti r(tkt in the most interesting plane.
el; elpin' t you anyhow get along
Lisa lout 'em?"
ere ru, my clear; nut if you go right
he et quickly you will soon be back.
rs, ti. general rule, I want my little
ma•;to clo errands for me because he
omens me; but since you were in such
id it Salmi condition I will give you
tea le' pennies to spend. Now, don't
pct, Teddy, baking powder and
IYIPBilla, Say it over five times, to
hen fure."
5. Balsas powder and vornillor.
but inquit'loe made proved that they
were all patrons of an Italian On -
cream vendor on the Parade.
In all 45 cases were attended by
the doctors. In many instances the
work of the medical men had been
tnado light by the intelligence of the
pollee, who had promptly adutinis-
tared emetics, without waiting for
the doctor.
Parents and friends of the sufferers
became greatly excited, anticipating
the worst consequences. 'there were
some noisy scenes outside the hospi-
tal, and then at indignant crowd
went off in search of the man who
hart sold the ice cream. Iso beat a
hasty retreat, which was covered by
the police. It was well that a good
force of constables was on the scene,
or the man would certainly have
been handled roughly.
The remainder of rho ice cream has
been seized by the pollee. It is be-
ing kept in a frozen condition cud
was handed over to tho analyst.
e'er ,t forget; sec if I do—hakin'
red rider and ve'niller. Do you care
,a, est kind of candy I get?"
Ay sp, o, Just what you like, If it
herbgqi�e5 within your means. What is
tege Lou arc to get far me?"
13akln' powder and cvernillor.
had t't forget, never,"
1d l 'erhn.ps not, but say it over to
et "Allg'self on the way and go as
to Wkly as you can."
pingwn tho road ran Ted. 'Dan'
with diki
e•-1'11 get a candy eler—ver-
almccr — and p'r'aps a chocolate
The ese. Malkin' powder—I don't
O tijv but. 1'd rather have Just tatty;
talkes longer to eat, 'cause it
ee st4acs to your teeth. What was that
t s'ooj r thing mamma wanted? I
' P,e°4Iu like a whole pound of candy
c1re'5• Oh, dear! I can't remember
+ t that other thing was, an' I
rat Ili saying it like everything! Well,
1 eV,11`'maybe she can rot
get one, r y t
iS
l ask
without the other. I'll
g
\ l D
ulc . �!
a•
es L Clerk what he supposes it 5.v/.,
e I. ybc he will remember for .rte. 1
lir Atdst think 1 wont get a cigar,
prf\hiI l all. .I'11 have more fun, I guess
t was all one kind. When you
• i
mean I. have much of a thing, youJust
goin', and it's ail gone. T'ln
6g
h • to et all taffy.' Having sot -
the momentous question nt us ues t o
n i
n his
wed ticl, Ted flew over the ground.
mo'•lI want—two cents' - worth of
g ern s'.•," he said, breathlessly, as he
urn ruled into the store,
be l5ll right," answered Mr, Clark,
o whitt
santly; "anything else?"
1
rho rd's fare grew blanik, "Y—cs, sir
est y mother she wants—why, she
is—something. T !kept saying ft
ladec 0 and over, and I don't anyway
it tlj how I
forg
o
t
. It was
as
something
m sionecAr. Clark, but Ted shook
timelybake with,"
:sr t Sugar, spices, extracts, soda?"
on head,
latrl•i:f think you had better run right
male�k and find out.Si
s
ll I keep
0 Sae it candy for you Until you conte
so the kr,
of tot No, sir, thank you. I think it
.1, I kind of—encourage me to have
,;s, b vita tine."
1 yar All right," said Mr, Clark, laugh -
ha
ound
the
se ma
o Ted trudged back ]tome; and
'chew it seemed much longer to
101 at.ils time,
in spiteito of his ca-
ne
th fragment.
].lorry!" called mamma from
doer; "I ane waiting for the bak-
'Ie wider."
y"There," exclaimed Ted, "T knew
at '.was! only, you see. I couldn't
her; I said it over lots of Imes;
I what was the other?"
vele°
are t
peoplO
led le
✓ th
d, riel
t ('at}
this ii';"Olt, Ted Arnold, .you did not go
s Mil target both, did you?"
d rash Why, , no z don't think I really
great got
'em, 1 remembered the candy
/tache somehow 1 couldn't think what
I 1111'. naves of the other two things
metes re,"
oavlli 'Oh, said mamma, in a funny tone.
Ily th i see—a distinction without any
wee] 'eretre, wast it? Well, now you
w" right back and I will lkeop your
10 c1' lily roe yon. If you do not ro-
mhor this tlfne, you cannot have
1n 117 at all. Baking powder and va-
I013 CREAM FOR BABIES.
For a time the condition of some
of the children was exceedingly eth-
ical and but for the prompt measures
taken might have had fatal conse-
quences.
All the sufferers wore discharged.
from the hospital on Saturday night,
though many remain under medical
treatment at their houses:
A striking feature of the incident
is the fact that some of the little
sufferers were notes only two years
old. At that age it might be
thought, even the very best ice cream
is liable to have an undesirable ef-
fect.
Apparently the Italian does not
rely upon children for custom. Ono
patient admitted to the hospital was
a mat 45 yea's of age, who has had
to endure a file of merciless chaff as
a result of his amiable weakness for
penny ices.
ICEEP CHILDREN
WELL.
If you want to keep your children
11ren
hearty, rosy and full of life during
o th la
HE TELLS THEM
TO ASK THE I.O.F.
SOHN J. BURNS 01.111.DD BY
DODD'S IOIDNEY PILLS.
Ile Had Chronic Inflammation of
the Kidneys—Says His Brother
Foresters Can Tell all About it,
Darnley, I'.1,I., Aug. 14 (Special).
—John J, Burns, a prominent meat
ber of the I,O,F., here, whose cure
of Chronic Inflammation of tho
Loins and Kidneys caused a sensa-
tion some time ago, reports that ho
is still in splendid health, "Yes,"
says Air, Burns, "my aura is entire-
ly satisfactory, I have (hail no trou-
ble since I used Dodd's Kidney Pills.
They drove away the disease from
which I suffered for eight years,
"No, I'll never forget Dodd's Kid-
ney Pills. The doctor could not help
me. I got so bad I could scarcely
walk, sit or sleep. I was about'
to givo up entirely when an adver-
tisement led me to try Dodd's Kid-
ney Pine. Now I am in gond health.
Dodd's Kidney Pills saved my life."
If any one doubts Mr. Burns' story
hn simply refers then to his brother
Foresters. They all know how he
suffered and that Dodd's Kidney Pills
cured 11151,
A somewhat similar story was
told by a correspondent of the
"Spectator" some time ago, A
certain fox -terrier was the particular
friend of the household cat. It so
happened that pussy had a sitter of
kittens, all of whom/ found a damp
grave in tho stable bucket, Tho
mother -cat took the loss of her chil-
dren to heart dreadfully, and hoped
about the house in disconsolate fash-
ion. This caused the terrier great
anxiety, and he tried to cheer up the
sorrowing leather in every way; but
in vain, l inelly, a bright idea
came into his doggy mind. Ho rush-
ed into the garden where the drown-
ed corpses of the unfortunate kit-
tens had been burled, with busy
paws resurrected thorn, and carried
the earthly little furry bodies in
glad triumph to his distracted
friend. Can this action of the dog
be ascribed solely to instinct?Cats and other animals have been
seen to divide food with particular
friends. Thus• a monkey in the
London Zoo was watched dividing a
banana into three equal portions,
• himself, one of'whlch he kept
for self Pre-
senting the others to two simian
chums. A hog which had wandered
by chance Otto a vegetable garden
the hot weather months, give them, did not stay to luxuriate in selfish
an occasional close of Baby's Own
Tablets. This medicine will prevent
all forms of stomach and bowel
troubles which carry off so many lit-
tle ones during tho hot summer
months, or it will euro these troubles
if they conte on unexpectedly. It is
just the medicine for hot weather
troubles, because it always does
good, and can never do harm, as it
is guaranteed free from opiates and
harmful drugs. It is good for chil-
dren at every stage from birth on-
ward, and will promptly euro all
their minor ailments. Ill's, 1, J.
McFarlane, Aubrey, Que., says;—"My
baby was troubled tvith colic until I
gate hint ]3ab3's Own Tablets, and
they promptly cured him. Now when
r 1
give hien
t f
sorts, S a
little out o
he ie
a dose of Tablets, and they promptly
bring him back to his usual health."
You can get the Tablets from your
druggist, or they will be sent by
mail at 25 cents a box by writing
Tho Dr. Williams Medicine Co.,
Brockville, Ont.
1g nd now—wasn't it funny? --Tod
8„0',10'5,ncunbercd this• time without tho
lget,st trouble.
wool+;i3eraftor," said mamma, "I will
rho. L pay you until you get home, 1
nlc."
slf tits
d the
wall '3(1113 OPERATORS RBT31J.lsF.
small
'neve you a• tele Tarn for me?"
marl Iced a pompons railway official,
'rho 'pping from his private car and
nP"r"!vesting the agent at a small ota-
which
made"T'hn blessed if T know," said the
Nova'
u.l„
ntor, eyeing hint critically.
wont-
wlsk;h .Vould yourphotograph be On ft?"
ire n fl -
gene DEAD. TO MS REARM.
it3icl' ,1Vi11 yet) have another helping'?"o
1=011 the neighbor "Yoe seem very
nd Of our ettickdito
"Arid why shouldn't I he?" re-
mitted iillhthlnmrt.n, who had beret
eft ed to dinner, "when I tan tie-
„ He et the flavor of our flowers In
She +cry 11'iers01,?"
tone
>f hist Floating isignst.b, the ltu'gest beim;
1. 5 rent th,eo-queeeers Of a InliO in
have,, en, form illi i F•er08li1R, feature of
lake in g`setlal' w',5:
f--
IFL'EC 1'IVE IRONY. L
Like ridicule, irony is often more
effective than argument, and may
convey suggestionsestions and ideas in a
rets/ and pithy manner, as
when one
says You can't always judge by
solitude, but rushed away, and in a
short time returned with some* per -
clue pals. A raven which Charles
Dickens noticed at Hungerford used
regularly to carry bones to a dog
with a broken leg.
A striking instance of animal
thought for others wee seen on the
road from Lucknow to Sectapore, An
elephant: train was on its way to the
latter town, when one of the big
beasts went lame, and had the great-
est difficulty in ]keeping up with the
rest. Seeing this, the elephant be-
hind him began with his trunk to
remove some of his suffering com-
panion's
onpanion's load.
DONICTY TOLD 17:35 FRIENDS.
Nearer home, a donkey onto dis-
covered that he could open the gate
of the field in which he was grazing.
Not selfishly content with keeping
Me interesting fact to himself, he
to mediately called three friends—a
mare, a foal, and a yearling—and es-
corted them from the field .and for
some distance along the roar!, until,
in fact, the entire party was met
and turned back by a farm-hand,
Again, an Australian opossum,
brought to England as a pet, greatly to a dogbe-
came
o-
cams
in
1 attached c
6
tc same house. P
An opossum re-
face, holding his muzzle in Its little
paws, and carefully licking it all
over, In this particular instance of
animal friendship it may bo that
the dog's patience and politeness in thrown in this way in less than a
Sunlight Soap will not injure
your blankets or harden them, It
will maks them zeft white and
fleecy. TB
How TO THROW A HORSE:.
To Thoroughly Take the Conceit
Out of Him,
To thoroughly take the conceit cut
of a horse, there is no better way
than to throw bin, It certainly re-
quires pluck and determination to
throw a horse single handed, but if
done, your hose is virtually con-
quered for good and all. To do this
put a good strong halter on your
horse, take a strop with a ring in
it and buckle it round the horse's off
foreleg below the fotlocic joint; take
a rope eight feet long and tie it to
this strap; place a surcingle round
the horse's body; take up your poli -
Lion on the right side of the horse,
bring the rope over the horse's back
from the off sine; take hold of the
rope, and pull his foot to his body;
take a firm hold of this foot, holding
it in that position, then take hold
of the horse's halter with the loft
hand, pull his head to you, and
press against his body with your
elbow, using the words "Lie down,"
The majority of horses can Le
submitting to the process, rather
than hurt its little friend's feelings
by refusing, is quite as noteworthy
as the opossum's anxiety to do what
it regarded as a kindly act.
This capacity for sympathy and
love of others is something of an
argument against those who insist
that animals aro guided by nothing
but instinct, Another is found in
the rapacity of dumb things for
make-bcllev0 and play. Who has
not seen a kitten pretend that a
cork or a reel of cotton is a mouse,
and stalk it ferociously? Or a couple
of dogs indulging in mock combat,
growling, snapping, and yelping as it
in the deadliest earnest?
sembles a cat in being very t• ,Y Lls9 Y
appearances; the main who wears mover its 'toilet, and this particular
'1
m its own
wealthy." nn
1 wca performing really U
it ma. • be tea .Y fret et
diamond Y men a P
y ci
P a e
P
A gentleman, it was once said ablutions, 'used to wash the dog's
never inflicts pain. On which a wit
remarks, "This is hard on the den-
tists."
Not a bad story is told of on aged
clergyman who mot a man loudly
declaiming against foreign missions.
r "doesn't
k•theobs
O
"Why,"askedobjector,
the March lookafter the heathoaat
hone?" "Wo do," said the clergy-
man, quietly, and gave the man a
tract.
"So far as you saw," said coons
sel to a witness, "she was doing her
ordinary household duty?"
"I should say so—she was talk-
ing," was the ironical reply,
Ho never had but one genuine case
In his life," said a lawyer of a rival,
"end that was when he prosecuted
his studies...
Some lawyers have had curious ex-
periences or ironical wills, There is
tho not unfamiliar thee of the French
merchant who left a handsome legacy
to a tatty who had refused to marry
him twenty years before, in grati-
tude for iter kindness in not . talking
!nim at his word.
Thorn is a good deal of painted
satire its such ironical facetikte as tho Meted Ott amnia of the trouble
"ICING-OF—THE-CASTLE."
That noted observer of animal life,
Mr, J. N. Bembridge, ha.s recorded
an exciting game of "king -of -the -
castle," indulged in by some lambs
in a field. The pasture had been
covered with heaps of seaweed, and
On one of these a lamb took up his
position,
Ci all
comers. In
d
and defied
a glade at i
Haddon Chasm fawns
s
have been soon playing "touch"
as
vigorously and as understandingly
as children, The capacity for "mak-
ing -believe" was strikingly exempli-
fied by a squirrel which Professor
Wesley Mills captured and shut up in
a cage. The little animal appealed
drowsy, listless, and as if suffering
from paralysis, dragging Its limbs
after it in a helpless kind of way.
Tho observer could only conclude
that he had unwittingly inflicted
sonso injury upon the squirrel during
capture. All these symptoms con-
tinued till the third day of impris-
onment, when Professor Mills incau-
tiously left the cage door open. CI0510
in an instant was the pretended
Paralysis; the artful beast darted frf
the open window, and a flash of
brown fur across the garden fence
was the last that the 'naturalist saw
of his cunning captive,
Everybody knows that form of ard- T was so flustered that instead I ex -
mal intelligence which is manifested
claimer', 'At last!' "
HEART RIGHT
When He Quit Coffee.
Life Insurance. Companies will not
'
•in
inskuo 0 man suffering front heart
trouble. Tho reason as obvious,
This Is a serious matter to the
husband or father who is solicitous
for the future of his dear ones. Of-
ten the heart trouble is caused by
an unexpected thing and can be cot
rooted 0 taken in time and properly
treated. A man In Colorado writes:
"1 was a gloat coffee drinker for
many years, and was not aware of
the injurious effects of the habit 011
I became to Practical invalid, suffer-
ing from heart trouble, indigestion
and nervousness to an extent that
made 1110 wretchedly miserable my-
self and a nuisance to those who
Witllasacti my sufferings.
"1 continued to drink Coffee, hoW-
over, not suspecting that it was tiro
cause of lay ill -health, till, on ap-
plying for We insurance I was re -
following "Wo are relntuded you
5.
with my heart, 'Tet I becalm?can't bey a quart of sand and bo
Burr. tient it ie not half saga,"
alarmed, 1 fond that leaving oft
coffee rnolpcd me quloTclY, so I. quit
zt reslcicnt in It s'dtul•ban district it altogether and having been at -
was asked flow his bauee had fared
during a snowstorm. "011, badly;"
was the reply; "my cistern is the on-
ly dry place in i•."
"Wot'll I` do with this T.lm'gln
alarm, Bill talks it nog?" s
burglar nlnnbe' one. Second burglar;
"Yes; slip it; itt the bag. We can
get sometime for it."
TWO 114 SUCCFltes1oN,
•i'css -Jatdk 81.010 it IIS troll me
hurt 5,111)1,
,lest,•--llraeroist Shat did you tlo
about Tl?
roes->nl111ng, T ii1111n't have 111110;
ho /Wade reel.ituilOn luinredlalcly,
trached by the advortisemnnts of
)'ostnmt Food Coffee T began its 11130,
"The (bulge 10 my' condition was
ranerikable 01151 it was not long 011
1 teas completely cured. All my ali-
ments temish0d, hl'y digestion was
completely I•est:orecl, my nervousness
disappeared, and, Most important of
all, my Heart steadiest down and be-
came normal, and on a second 0x-
nrnhuaton T sone accepted by the life
Mem-Mice company, Quit.ing Coffee
and using Postcon worked the cure,"
Ne,mss give1 by Postcon Co., Battle
Crook, Mich.
There's a rOrtsoe, end it is explaiil-
efl in the little book, "'rho goad to
Welivilla in each package,
minute, while others. of course,
might fight longer. As soon as the
animal has been thrown, talco the
rope that is underneath him, bring it
Maier the surcingle and pass it
through the ring of the halter, and
hack under the surcinglo again, end
thus you have the rope in position
to brieg his head over his shoelace,
Make him put his head on the
ground, enol if he makes any at-
tempt to get up, pull his head up
immediately, which will prevent him
from rising, This will give him
thoroughly to understand that you
are master. Once a horse realizes
your power over him, he will do al-
most anything a Horse can do.
We Could Talk to You AIN Day
tomegr...I=sazastmai ectoos000mmacmiamemslam
TEA, but we could not convince you as easily as a TRIAL wapiti
that BLUE RIBBON is the nearest to PERFECTION that
any lea bas reached.
TRY THE RED LABEL QUALITY.
110 1V0\ D1112.
"Julia!" yelled the poet, "why
don't you keep that kid quiet? Whets
the matter with it?"
"I'nt surd I dont know," replied
his patient wife;; "I'm singing ono of
your lullabies to the little darling."
The Popular rill.—The pIll
the most popular of all forms or medi-
cine,and of gilts the most popular aro
Parmelee's Vegetable because they
do what it is asserted they can
do,
and aro not put forward c on any ficti-
tious ctaims to taah, They aro
taken. t olid portable. they 130 easily
.stat, they give
not nauseate nor gripe,
andthey give relic`. in the most stub-
born cases.
Father—"You ought to be ashamed
of yourself, Dick; you are now in
your twenty-fifth year, and you
haven't earned a penny Set. At your
age 1 had already married a w0111011
wills 1011 thousand dollars."
Wash greasy dishes, pots or pans
with Lever's Dry Soap a powder. It
will remove the grease with the
greatest ease.
Ethel (to her dearest friend)—"I
put my foot in it so dreadfully when
Edwin proposed. I meant to Fey,
'This Is so sudden!' you know, but
hu seeking the aid of human beings
—not necessarily /taster or mistress
—in matters which the animal is un-
able to accomplish by itself, The
simplest form of this is shown by
the cat who sits mowing at tlto
door to he let in; but there aro in-
stances of more reasoned appeals
than this familiar one.
A monkey in the London Zoo was
scan to hand a nut to a spectator
the
foiled
havingbeen n
11 'lt bars,
in Isis efforts to crack it. The vlsi�
for realized the situation, cracked
lc which
handed
t bac
lc, and
ha c
the net, +
was evidently what had been ex-
pected of hint.
..IOW A RETRIEVER G01' HOME.
Signals oI Danger.—flava you lost
your appetite? IIavo you a coated
tongue? have you any unpleasant
taste in the mouth? Does your dead
ache and have you dizziness? If so,
your stomach is out of order and you
need medicine. nub you do not like
medicine Ile that prefers sickness to
.medicine tr,nst suffer, but under the cir-
cumstances the wise man would procure
and speedilyPgot! in self in health, Felin
leo
rive to P so,
et
Iu tho "Spectator" of recent date
a correspondent describes his ad-
ventures with a black retriever, The
street as ho
tho him i
'll mot uu
u
au a
was going home one night, and in-
sisted on being accompanied up a
narrow alloy, Tho mat, rather curi-
ous to see the reason of the dog's
behaviour, did as he was evidently
desired to do, and was led, with
much tail -wagging, to a yarn door
at the top of the alley. This door
was latched but not locked, and, in
response to tho dumb entreaties of
his canine acquaintance, the corre-
spondent opened it, whereupon the
dog, with a joyous bank, darted in,
evidently at home, It thus appear-
ed
ppear
ed that the dog had been shut o
and had had the sagacity to seek out
a perfect stranger in the nearest fre-
quented street anti induce him to
accompany it home and unlatch the
door.
'l'hoso very human traits of vanity
and dislike of ridicule are prominent
in domestic animals. A dog "cross-
ed up" by children for amusement
may sttbinit without a murmer, but
he loops the picture of misery tho
whole time.
During the Coronation festivities
in 1902, Fein dogs absolutely re-
fused to recognize their own houses
covered with flags and other decors;
tions, std wont away its a heft, One
dog, belonging to a lady resident in
Mayfair, was observed to be sitting
on his haunches opposite his decor-
ated domicile, and barking Isis dis-
gust and disapproval:—t,onclon An-
swers,
'Pori (smilingly)' --"Yet remind me
of an old friend of .nine.' 113thei
(baaghtily)--" Indcedl T1OtV old,
please?'i
Wise Housekeepers Always Have a Supply of
Libby9s (Elavor> Food Products
Veal Loaf, Melrose Pate, Deviled Ham,
Dried Beef, Ham Loaf, Vienna Sausage,
Baked Beans and Corned Beef Hash,
THEY ARE COOKED AND READY TO SERVE
Tho ,Eooltiet, "Irmo lo brake Good Things to Eat," sent Jroo,
Address Libby: McNeill 6. Libby, Chicago
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A VARYING IMPRESSION.
"Do you believe in the theory that
he sun?"
ilia into t
• h 1
the earth S falling
"Sometimes," answered the un-
scientific elan. "1 believe it in the
summer. In the winter I forget
about it."
If your children moan and are rest-
less during sleep, counted, when awaits,
with a loss of appetite pale connten-
mice retia of the nose, etc., you me'
Melting
upon it that the primary other
of the trouble is worms, Mother
G the
Graves' Norm lxtorm inator atoc eBrr.tunl l''
removes these pests, at once relieving
the little sufferers.
AT THE FRONT DOOR.
Weary Willie—Say, Lady, I'm dat
hungry I 'don't lames what to do. I
Mrs. Goodat—'Very well, poor
man; walk around to the kitchen and
we'll give you something.
Weary Willie—Dat's a putty long
Walk, lady; couldn't yor hand it out
hero jist as well?"
Brannigan—"Como ]tome and take
supper wird me, Flannigan:" P101100'
gan Slane, Its past Y 1 P
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North
September tho Chicago and
Pg
Western Ry. will sell from Chicago,
round trip excursion tickets to San
Francisco, Los Angeles, Portlaud,
Ore. (Lewis & Clerlke Excursion), Se-
attle, Victoria, Vancouver at very
low rates. Correspondingly cheap
fares from all points in Canada.
Choice of routes, best of train ser-
vice, favorable stopovers and liberal
return limits. Rates, folders and
full infnrmntion can be obtained
from I1, ll,. Tlennotl, Gencn'ai Agent,
2 East King St., Toronto, Ont. 31
EXACT 013L;DT1 . CE.
Native servants in India have the
generally desirable though sometimes
inconvenient virtue of the Chinese—
doing exactly es they are told. Tho
trouble is that they seldom use
judgment.
Lord Roberts, during a campaign
hisman to
in India, had ordered a
prepare his bath at a certain hour.
Ono day a fierce engagement was g0-
1119 on, but the servant made his
way through a storm of bullets, and
appeared at the commander's side,
"Sahib," said he, "your bath is
ready."
Even a better story comes from an
unknown soldier, who was awakened,
ono morning, by feeling the servant
of a brother officer pulling at his
loot
h man
"Sahib," Whispered the i
do?Mymas-
ter
what out 1 to
"Bah
wake him at half
ter told Inc to n e
past six, but he did not go to bed
till seven."
Nothing looks /faro ugly than to sena
a ppnl'eon whose stands M•„ eowel'ad aver
with warts, 1Vhy kava these thzllgura-
nlantS on your person when a sure re-
mover of all warts, corns, etc., can be
found fn kiollowny's 00r0 Cure.
Superfluous Flair Permanently ()moved
While traveling in Mexico I discover-
ed a drug which removes hair from
taco, arms, .neck, or any part of the
body instantly and permanently, so
will send to any one afflicted without
any expense but a postage stamp.
Don't Judge my treatment by unsuccess-
ful attempts of others. I have suffered
for years with this aliliction and now
my life's work 1s to help others from
this humiliating trouble. My treat-
ment is easy and accomplished at home.
and I will forfeit 8500 if it. fails to
remove hair. Don't suffer longer. Re-
lief is now yours for rho asking. W>'ito
now lest you forget my address.
DoitoTHY KLA VI:, '1815 North Six-
teenth Street, Philadelphia, Pa..
:r—" willondrifhe
u t I wonder D t h
Thea c
g
r -
u s after we are ma
v amcl n c
loomea
tied?" The Mother—"Never mind,
You will not care then whether ho
does m' not so long as you aro mar-
ried.'
Dr. J. D. '.Gellogg's Dysentery Cordial
Is a speody cure for dysentery, dlaw
rhooa, cholera, summa• ooulpinhlt, son
sleknoss and complaints incidental to
children teething. .15 gives immediate
relief to Whose suffering frau, the effects
of indiscretion in Dating unripe fruit.
:ucumbors, oto, It nets with wonderful
rapidity and never falls to conquer the
disease. No ono need fear cholera 1f
they have a bottle of this modielne con•
votttont,
r, AIt00 AT A!Biltltll•:, AI.1KFT+TA—
2508 acres -2'3 miles north of
Ualgary; 3 miles from Airdrie railway
depot; convenient to church, schools,
stores, etc.; splendidly situated; Magni-
VIM; first-class soil; good water
supply; up-to-date improvements; well-
built house of eight rooms, fitted with
v' drainage
all 001;modern conveniences and d
s
system; workshop, stable,cattle shoes buggy
d ' corrals,etc..; good
shod, a,
dl new and substantial; std be
sk,
fences, al
Crops, as a going concern, lis stack,
nrshin machinery, tools and house fur-
nishings; eopec; this farm d all plowable, and
!s especially y adapted for growing hard
fall wheat and for mixed farming. Full
Bros., Air n, Altaapp. anon to Gray
Bens., Airdrie, Alta.
TWO FATIIIIRs.
Bishop Wilson of Calcutta, whose
er sun er- speeches aro often gem or, had the sweeter; complexion divinely fan•;
tune note; yet. wifo'li be ns mad 515 a happy faculty of saying the right sweeter; too complexion
51111• an 1050;
hatter," 13rnnnigan—"That's jist lilting at all times, !nose
in tact, he's fitllit.less; but T Won t
YOUR OVERCOATS
sed fed d Suite .,,;.1 4010 Boaor deed. 11 no Winn
o in one Clea n ice ,lircoe 5foeercal nox 151
a rx r r ,
BRITISH AM21OIOAN OYCI NO CO.
MONTREAL.
FLY
KILL TBERM ALL
.AVOIR P100RJMITATIONNS
,
r
•GTED.
WELL
INSTRUCTED.
It uld r
shoulder
Her head rested on hiss
and her little hand lay confidingly is
his. "Tell me, Alfred," said the
happ3 maiden, "how you ever came
to pick me out as the girl y00 want -
eel t0 marry."
"Well, Dora," .replied the ecstatic
young ratan, in a gush of confidence,
"it was mother that put 0170 up to
it."
It is h now/ Everywhere.—Tact, 'Ie
not a city, town or hamlet in Canalla
where Dr. 'Phomas' Eclectric 01l is new
.known—wherever Introduced it .laude a
foothold for ,iL,olf and maintained it.
Some merchants may suggest scone
other reinody ns equally boaoli sal.
Such rocolntnendations should he (0-
cltod with doubt, Them is nay nus ..
clect•hl 011, and that is Dr. 'Phomas',
Take nothing else.
"Pretty? No, T won't say baby
is pretty," declared a young Inother,
"for I tan speak of him illipartially,
evell though ho is my own,. and titan's
mora than most mothers can do. Re
Inas lovely blue eyes, perfect in shape.
hair Iiko tho morning sunshiee;
mouth—arch, no rosebud could be
it; but she can't lick the two of us,'l On ono occasion two young people
5.51105') father were famous for thetheirIsay hors 1».etly."
diverse and pectillat' views 0n—
cal subjects came to see the bishop.
"Ab," said ho as he greeted ono,
"your father wrote a great work on
the Apotnlypso. I congratulate you
en being tho daughter of such a
man..".
Then, turtling to his other guest,
he said: "And year father forbore to
write about the 'Apocalypse—a wise
forbearance. Yon nee to be congrat-
ulated on having so wise a father."
NOT :DESIGNED 1"073 LOV3h1',S,
I:io--"I ant sure Cupid had nothing
to do with the alphabets"
She' -"What gives you that impres-
slon?"•
He --"If ho had been doing it be
would have plated U and T much geese+
er ditch -other.
1r
Summer Colds
00,0 that cold at onoe, It
isnot only mailing you feel 1111804lo,.
but it ie doing you berm. fake
S of shonid
9s
sum ti.''�'"
Cure Ton
fig iO ..Ung
roe
Ynoneet
rafundod 11,ft doesn't. ' Stout
At all druggists, Hes sea sad 81,0e it vollllt,
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