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YOUNG
FOLKS
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THE SPARROW'S CLOCK,
Tt did not seem to be a very bard
matter to get a certain little brown
head and kala or sturdy foot of the
Craig household started mornings.
They worn everywhere when once
about, but Lo siert them was the
trouble,
Ohristatras was over, you know,
and there was nothing inteeestang to
Wako up for; so Father Craig called,
Mother Craig entreated, and Easter
Sue pinched and tickled in vale,
Roy was always late to breakfast,
and tumbled into his seat at school,
spent and breathless, ut the last mo-
ment, leaving behind him an equally
spent and breathless household,
which had finally sucuoeded in get-
ting him off.
TIe was only seven years old, it
was true, but Mother Craig said
such tardiness would never do, for a
boy who was tardy would grow into
a tardy man.
Sbe lay awake one morning, think-
ing about it, almost unhappy over
it in spite of the bright sweep of
sky which her window framed, and
the gay twitter of some sparrotes,
which had lately foetid a roosting -
place in the vines above the win-
dow,
Suddenly she smiled a knowing
mother smile.
That night, as she was putting.the
brown head to bed, no tenger heavy,
but alert and ready for new inter-
ests, she said:
"Itoy, suppose we see if you can-
not get up better mornings by Mrs.
Sparrow's clock than by mother's."
They bad talked about the Sparrow
family in the vines.
"Mrs. sparrow's clock!" exclaimed
Roy. "What do you mean, mother?
Has she got a clock? Where does
she keep it?"
"Yes," said mother, "her clock
is the great big one that God put in
the sky --the sun, Sho can tell by
it just the time to got up mornings,
and when she wakes rho gives a volt
'chirp! chirp!' and starts all her
family stirring. Suppose we let
her call you at the samo time, and
then you know you must bound
right out of bed when she calls, just
as the other birds rlo.•'
"Ob, that will lac. fine, and 1'11 do
it. I promise," said Rey, and begged
mother to be sure he was awake and
ready- fur the first chirp from Mrs,
Sparrow.
So she did, and that hitherto
heavy brown head popped right up
in bed,
"Bits Mi's. Sparrow called?" he
cried.
ac," "Not yet," said mother, "but she
ho 'ill in just a minute," and before
eau 't had finished speaking there carte
ever3' i soft "chirp! chirp!" and then
at nt.e merriest fluttering and twitter-
gav .ng you over heard, while Ituy
ct) hounded out of bort.
.r` :Mather had sent the shade up to
the window top, and Roy wee so
busy watching the Sparrow family
make their toilet arc] hearing about
them that ho did not realize he was
dressing, and by the time they were
on for their breakfast, lie was ready
to go down to his,
In a few mornings he and the
birds were racing, and after that,
while wings fluttered and feathers
were smoothing out, stockings and
shoes, trousers and jacket were
lhustling on.
Sometimes the birds won, and flew
a gaily oft after their breakfast, with
cries of victory, Roy said. Some-
times he won, and went shouting
down the stairs, while on other good
clays it was a draw, and Roy booed-
e'l out and the birds flow off at the
stone time„
But Mrs. Sparrow's clock showed
its face in the slay a little earlier
each day, and by early spring it
got him up so soon there. was time
to play, outdoors before school,
while those energetic Sparrows kept
on rising earlier and earlier, just to
beat him, lloy said, until at last—
would you believe it?—they got up
about four in the morning.
Ther Roy had to give up, but it
ens about vacation -time, and ho
said he did not care, Next winter
he would go by their clock again,
and beat them again, too.
WHAT CAN A )lOY DO?
This is what a boy can do, be-
cause boys have done it:
He can write a poem. Alexandor
Pope wrote his fatuous "Ode to Soli-
tude" when he was only 12 years
old.
He can write n great book. Ma-
caulay wrote his first volume, the
"Prinaatae," which took tho liter-
ary world by storm, before he was
in his teens.
Be Can write a successful play.
John O'Keefe. the fcunous Trish ac-
tor and playwright, wrote a play
that is considered good to'd'ay, when
he was only 15,
Hr ran become famous. Charles
T.)ielcens did his "Sketches by Boz"
so well that before ho was 22 his
Mune was known to all the world.
De can "make his ntark" so well
that it will open his career, Palmer-
ston, T'nglancl;s great statesman,
was admirer,' iirschool home in Beg-
lish, French and Italian that aro
models of composition to -clay,
1 l can enter a great univot'elly be-
fore he is 13, ;William Pitt did it,
1
PEOPLE WNO It.ADIAT111 CHEER.
Who can estimate the value of a
sunt soul who scatters gladness and
r y wherever ho •.ose, instead
good cheer tt c 6
of gloom and sadness Everybody is
at:tradtccl to these obeeiful feeds and
stiitny lives, and repelled by the
gloomy, ' the morose end sail. We
envy people who radiate cheer whore -
ever they go and fling out gladness
from every, pen. Money, houses -and
lands look conto',nptible beside suets
tt dlsposilioe.
RICH WARM BLOOD,
Absolutely Necessary to Health,
Strength and Comfort —• Good
Blood Banishes Disease.
People with rich, rod blood do not
feel the cold of winter. When your
feet aro cold, yonz• lingore numb and
your face blue and pinched, it is a
certain sign that your blood Is thin
and your circulation weak. Your
blood needs 'building up with Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills. They make
new blood; they stimulate the cir-
culation, The new blood they make
races through your veins to every
part of your body from finger tips
to toes, and makes you warm, hap-
py and healthy. Mr, Alphonse La-
ooussiere, St. Leon, Q,ue., says:
"About a year ago any blooci be-
came impoverished and 1 was badly
run down. My hands and feet were
always cold and I could not stand
the least exertion. My trouble was
further aggravated by pains in my
kidneys and bladder, and often I
could not go about without aid. I
consulted doctors, 1 ut they did not
help me, and I was almost in de-
spair when 1 was advised to use 'Or.
Williams' Pink Pills. 1 got six box-
es and before they were all gone I
knew T haat found a medicine to cure
me. I took the pills for about a
month longer and every symptom of
my trouble was gone, and I Have
Waco enjoyed the best of health,"
Dr. Williams' Pink Pills cure after
doctors and common medicines have
failed because they actually make
new rich blood, and so strengthen
all the organs and bravo up the
nerves. That is the way they cure'
indigestion, kidney and liver trou-
bles, rhemeati.cm, nervousness, neu-
ralgia, palpitation of the heart, St.
Vitus' dance, partial paralysis and
the secret ailments that 1111 the lives
of so many women with misery. Do
not take any pills without the full
name, "Dr. Williams' Pink pills for
Pale People," on the wrapper•around
each box. Sold by all medicine, deal-
ers or sent by mail at 150 cents a
box or six boxes for $2.50 by writ-
ing the Tr•. Williams' Medicine Co.,
Brockville, Ont.
4
GOT AWAY WITH THE FISH.
Story of a Grimsby Trawler and
a Danish Gunboat.
A gunshot rent the air. The cap-
tain turned Prom his supervision of
the men to find a Danish gunboat
on his port -bow. A little drama,
enacted in Icelandic waters, had be-
gun, says the London Daily Mail.
It was a fishing vessel hailing from
Grimsby that was thus rudely sur-
prised. The skipper is the most po-
pular man in the Lincolnshire port.
For a week his crew had worked
hard at the nets, and had gathered
a rich harvest for their labors, when
the gunboat carne upon the scene.
within
Could h bo the limits?
0
That was the -captain's flrst
thought. No. But the summons
could not very well be defied. In tt
moment his mind was evade up. Isle
trust face the music. But in his sur-
render Captain did not de-
spair. He has astout heart and
a brave spirit, and, while tho gun-
boat was sending a "deputation" to
the trawler, ho held a hurried con-
versation with tho mate. If the
Danish authorities hurl but known
the secret that passed between the
two marl then!
So a Danish officer and three men
came aboard, and the captain was
formally under arrest. They sailed
into the nearest port, and the Eng-
lish captain. was tried and fined
:.100, his cargo of fish and the ves-
sel's gear also to be confiscated.
But while the magistrates were
putting their heads together and de-
ciding upon this penalty, there was
activity aboard the trawler. The
mate remembered the captain's eon-
borsation. He was alert and keen -
eyed. Tho captain had been several
hours ashore. That meant that the
court had gone against him. So the
mato took the crew into his confi-
dence, and they acted promptly.
Without any violence or undue
scene that trim .little trawler sailed
away for Grimsby with the Danish
men aboard, and safely landed its
splendid catch.
And the captain? He got leave to
go to an adjacent town and seek the
assistance of the English 0onst1l.
And at this latter place he boarded
an Aberdeen trawler and hid in the
coal bunkers. They had heard of
the escape of his vessee by this time
and came in search of lain,
But tho captain trade an exct,llent
stowaway—anti he ane hie friends in
Grimsby again.
BABY'S OWN TABLETS.
A Pleasant Medicine Which All
Children Will Take Readily.
You do not have to coati and
threaten to get the little ones to
take Baby's Own Tablets. The case
with which they are given as com-
pared with liquid medicines will ap-
peal to every mother. None is spill-
ed or wasted; you know just how big
a dose has readied the .little stom-
ach. As a remedy for all tho ills of
babyhood and childihood arising from
derangements of the stomach aa'l
bowels Baby'sOwn Tablets have no
equal. Mrs 1"u:
yY A Sewers, Mitchell
Ray, N,S., says:—"I think the tab-
lets a blessing to both mother and
children as I find them a certain cine
for all the 015 to which little ones
aro subject. I do not know how i
could got on without thorn." Sold
by all medicine dealers or by tonal at
250 a box by addressing the Dr. Wil-
liams Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont.
1•fo--"I understand yon have been
attending an ambulance class. Can
you toll Inc Whet Ia tato best thing
to 'do for a broken heart?" She—
"Oh, yes. hind up the broken por-
tion With a gold bane], bathe With
orange blossom water, and apply
plenty of t•aw Hee. Uum antoecl to
be Well in a 1110015,"
HEART IS OVERWORKED
AND MORE AND MORE OF
THEM BREAK DOWN.
Dr, Loomis on the Increase in
the Mortality From Heart
Disease,
"Bad whiskey, rheumatism, mental
strain and high living are among the
leading mussesofheart disease," said
Dr, Henry P. Loomis, of New York,
when his attention was called to the
report of the Mutual Life Insurance
Company, which heads the death list
with 510 cases•.of organic heart dis-
ease out of a total of 5,897 deaths,
and puts Bright's disease fourth in
the list, "It is easier, however, to
admit a tremendous Increase in the
number of deaths from heart disease
than to point out any one reason for
the increase,.
"Here, for instance, is a chart
sent out by the Health Board,
which illustrates the steady increase
in mortality from heart disease in
this city since 1868, and it includes
a table of figures of deaths resulting
from Bright's disease and heart dis-
ease combined,"
"This table, which le not nearly so
alarming as the life insurance report,
shows that in 1868 18 persons out
of every 10,000 died from tho causes
named. In 1901 the proportion had
jumped tip to 30 in every 10,000 or
more than double.
"There are cares of heart - disease
which are not complicated with
13righa's disease," continued Dr,
Loomis, "but it 1s not often that a
sufferer front Bright's disease is free
from heart trouble.
"Many cases of heart disease are
directly traceable to mental strain
and high living, the heart being in-
directly affected through other or-
gans.
"In nine cases out of ten—well, no,
that's putting It too strongly, per-
haps; I would say rather that the
majority of the eases of heart disease
which thine under my notice are due
to rheumatism
IN MANY FORMS.
"Heart disease is not an ailment
confined to any one class. It is fatal
alilco to rich and poor. Persons with
a tendency to rheumatism. who are
subject to frequent attacks of rheu-
matism, do much harm often by
flghting the attacks instead of giving
up to theta."
"How give up to them?" the doc-
tor was asked..
"By going to bed at once and
staying there till the .disease yields;
by avoiding exposure and retraining
in an even temperature. Naturally,
the shorter the attack the less there
is On the heart.
"Certain forms of throat trouble
common to children are indicative of
rheumatism and they should he
treated accordingly; that is, the pa-
tient should observe afterward tho
proper precautions: It is safer for a
person inclined to rheumatism to
wear flannels a fin etc a ihe year roanand d use
1
every proveative to stave off attacks
of the 'disease if he wants to keep his
heart in good working order.
"It is true, of coarse, that one
may hare heart 'disease and yet not
be afflicted with rheumatism, and
vice versa. Speaking generally, I
would say that in the case of the
rich, I believe that rich food and
lack of proper exercise, excessive
drinlcing and a. persistent mental
strain are the main causes for heart
disease.
"Tho strenuous life plus mental
anxiety is In these clays almost irre-i
vocably associated with'rthe upper
classes. Idon't think, though, that
there is any increase in drinking
among the rich, in fact, I believe just
the reverse; and the rith man has'
this in his favor—ho at least can!
drink good liquor when. he drinks at
all.
"With the poorer classes It is dif-
ferent. Tho great army of mechanics,
drivers, anti laborers who work out
of doors are more or less a prey, to
heart disease, not only because of
prolonged exposure, which fosters ills
which In turn weaken the heart, but
because of
TEE DRINKING HABIT,
which is often acquired in conse-
quence of this exposure.
"I have known men who thought
they mast take from 10 to 15
drinks of whiskey a clay to minim-
ize the bard effects of exposure and
who could hardly be persuaded to
the contrary. Now, oven if the whis-
key they drank was of a good qual-
ity the results wo'zid be bad, very
bad; bttt when a man continues day
niter clay, as many a one does, to
pour down his throat the most adul-
terated stuff in the market, his finish
is not far off, tills heart is bound
to give out.
"I am heartily in favor of Bishop
Potter's saloon plan to this extent:
Give the poor as well as the rich
man pure liquor. If he must and
will drink, let hint have a brand
of whiskey which will do hint the
least harm."
"Worry, fret, hurry and rheuma-
tism is the way Dr, Darlington
elfoeked off Sho cameos for heart dis-
51155.
"So far," said be, "the simple life
has not become the fashion in Now
Yorlc ancl, as a consequence, the
hearts of most; people have to work
overtime. Hurry is bad, but not
nearly so fatal as worry and fret to
a Weak heart.
"'Don't run,' and 'avoid rheuma-
tism,' aro among the health recipes
which ought to be first considered
by the man or women who wants his
or her heart Lo keep on ticking nor-
mally for three scorn and ton years
or longer. It is safe to say that a
person of temperate habits le eating
and drinking, who takes six or eight
hours sloop out of the twenty-four
and some exercise afoot in the open
air every day, and who abeelutiely
refuses to worry and fret over itis
business of anything, else, wit] navel'
r
die of hoat disease.
Susie Cat her music lesson), --."I'd
litre to catch an old air T )beard in
the mimic -room last night. Pro-
fessorm"What air was that:?" ; onto
(demurely)• -•"011, it was a million -
afro."
IIE WAS LAID UP
FOR OVER A YEAR
TILL DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS
CURED ITIS 'KIDNEY
TROUBLII:S.
Now He's Perfectly Healthy and
Able to Work — Gives all the
Credit to the Great Canadian
Kidney Remedy,
Wapella, Assa., N. W. T., March 20
—(Special).—Cured of Kidney Dis-
ease that had laid him up for over
a year, Mr. Coo. Bartleman, a tvell-
known.tnan hero, is loud in his peals -
es of Dodd's Kidney Pills, for to
them and nothing else he claims he
owes his cure.
"Yes, I had Kidney 'trouble," Mr.
Bartleman says. "I had pains in
my back and in other parts of my
body and though 'the doctor did
what he could for tae, 1 grew worse
till I was unable to work,
"Then I started to take Dodd's
Kidney Pills, and S took them all
winter and summer while I was un-
able to work: I took in all twelve
boxes, and now I am perfectly heal-
thy. My pains are nit gone and I
am able to work. I heartily recom-
mend Dodd's Kidney Pills to all suf-
ferers from Kidney Disease."
Dodd's Kidnov Pills always cure
the Kidneys.. 1•I'ealthy Kidneys strain
all lmpurities, all seeds of disease,
out of the blood. That's why
Dodd's Kidney Pills cure such a
wide range of diseases including
Bright's Disease. llheurnsttism and
Urinary Troubles.
BUSHING.
"That hateful Mrs. Nexcloro re-
marked to me to -clay," said the Is•et-
ty young wife, "that 'beauty is only
skin deep.' "
"Come now," replied her shrewd
husband, "what are you leading up
to?"
Well, I was just going to say
I'd like to have a little of it that
was sealskin deep.'
If your children moan and am rest-
less during sleep, coupled, when awake,
with a loss of appetite, pale counten-
ance, Picking of the nose, etc., you 6`,,•
depend upon it that the prltnary cause
of the trouble is worms. Mother
Graves' Worm Exterminator effeetuolt'
removes these posts, at once relieving
the little sufferers.
The wise artist paints a woin:an's
portrait not as she looks, but as she
imagines she looks,
FOR OVER s1x'rY YI]AIIS.
Mrs, Winslow's Soothing Syrup has
been used by millions of mothers for
their children while teething. It soothes
the child, softens the gums, allays pain,
cures windcolic, regulates the stomach
and bowels, and is the best remedy for
Diarrhoea. Twenty-five cents a bottle
Sold
ddruggists athroughoutt
wm•ld. byo suing and ask. for "Mose
Winslow's Soothing Syrup." 22-04
Get up with the leric, but don't
disturb other people with your lark-
ing
SETTLER$ LOW RATES WEST.
Via the Chicago and North Western
.By. every day from March 1st .to
May 15th, 1805, settlers one-way
Second-class tickets at very low
rates from Chicago to points in
'Utah, Montana, Nevada, Idaho, Ore-
gon, Washington, California, also to
Victoria, Vancouver, New Westmin-
ster, Roseland and other points ir.
ithe Kootenay District. Correspond-
ingly low rates from all points in
Canada. Write for full particulars
end folders to B. E. Bennett, Genet,
el Agent, 2 Ming St. East, Toronto,
Ont.
A man is in lack if he doesn't get
turned down while waiting for
something to turn up.
MID -WINTER EXCURSIONS.
To Washington„ March 2, 3, 4, 16,
and April 7th.
Florida and Now Orleans, March
ist to -filth,- via Lackawanna Rail-
road from Buffalo, Lowest rates;
choice of routes. .Apply to A. Lead -
ley, 0, A., Toronto, or Fred 1'. Fox,
D. P. A., Buffalo, N. Y.
TARTARY'S AWAKENING.
The ferment in Russia has had a
curious sequel in a racial foi'niont
among the Tatars of the Crimea for
the restoration of their ancient king-
dom. A pretender has even appeared
styling himself Sabal-Gi.res Khan,
and claiming to be a descendant of
Scachin Germ Khan, the last of the
indepeident Khans, who submitted to
Russia in 1788. The pretender, who
appears among the Tatar villages,
with an armed bodyguard, lies even
issued a manifesto claiming the re-
storation of the Iihanate. Troops
have been sent from. Sevastopol to
lltichaschisaraj, the ancient capital,
and the meshes uvhet'e the Khans of
olcl ,were inauguratod is under (0111'
tary guard.
Workman—"I've been and got mar-
ried, sir, and I'cl Bice you to raise
my wages." employer—"Very sorry
for you, but I'm only responsible
for accidents that occur in the
works."
From Tea Plantation to Store
WE WATCH
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A GREAT ADVANTAGE.
"My husband has a great advant-
age over most men."
"Indeed?"
"Yes. He walks in his sleep."
"I don't see what advantage that
can be to a person."
"Why, he can carry the baby all
night long and still get his natural
rest."
That Cutting Acid that arises from the
stomach 'and almost strangles, caused
Is c sad
by fermentation of the food in the
stomach. It is a foretaste of Indiges-
tion and dyspepsia. Take one of Dr.
Von Stan's Pineapple Tablets immed-
iately after eating, and it will prevent
this distress and aid digestion. 00 in
a box, 30 cents. -10
"Your son has a fine touch, Mrs,
Moriarity." "Yis; an there it's no
wonder he loves the piano and river
tires of it. Ile has great taste for
music, and this is only'S'natural, for
his grandfather had his head broken
wall a cornet at a picnic."
Minard's Liniment Lumberman 's friend
Clolly—"3Vhat are you laughing
at?" Dolly—"Your whiskers." Chol-
ly—"15 there anything humorous in
the appearance of my whiskers?"
Dolly—"No, but somehow they tickle
me."
A Cure for Costiveness.—Costiveness
comes from the refusal of the excretory
organs to perform their duties regular -
13, from contributing - causes usually dis-
ordered digestion.. Parnlelee's Vegetable
Pills, prepared on seizable principles,
aro so compounded that certain ingredi..
eats h1 them pass through the stom-
ach and act upon the bowels so as to
remove their torpor and aronso thorn
to proper action. Many thousands are
prepared to bee.- testimony totheir
power in this respect.
Young Wife—"Doesn't this cake re-
mtnd you of the kind your mother
used to make?" Young Husband --
"Yes, dear. Olt, those happy child-
hood days—what a digestion I used
to have then, to be sural"
Minard's liniment used bY�
Ph sicians
Il'is Fathett—"Look here, Tun,
have you really gone and engaged
yourself to that widow without any
consent?" Tont (gloomily) --"I did
it without my own consent."
When Rheumatism doubles a man Up
physician and sufferer alike lose heart
mid often despair of a cure, but here's
the exception, Wo, Pegg, of Norwood,
Ont., .says: '"I was nearly doubled up
with rheumatism. 1 got three bottles
of South American Cure andthey cured
ma. it's the quickest acting medicine
1 over saw." -18
Customer: "That wtiteli yeti sold
MO the otherday does not keep good
tinea," Dealer—"It isn't the fault
of the watch. '
IHav t:
e t t you heard
people say that times are very bad
just now?"
Ilse Lever's Dry Soap (a powder)
to wash woolens and flannels,-
you'll like it.
George—"I lane I am not worthy
of you, lint ---o .1etliol--"Don't ever
say that again; it's no use worrying
over what yott can't help."
teeklc's Ant]-Oonsmnptive Syrup is
an unparalleled remedy for colds,
coughs,; ]ntluenra and theorises of the
throat end lungs. The fame of the
medicine rests noon t'om's of snccessiel
use 10 eradicating these affections, and
In preteethlg mankind from the fatal
ravages of eensmn tion, and se a nog,.
looted cold leads to consumption, ono
cannot be too careful to fight It in its
early stager. Dlekkt's Syrup is the
wtlapolY, 0110 It
eltinsielfeatee
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NATURALLY.
Edith) --There i$ one thing in par-
ticular that 1 like Mr. Pectin for.
He is so frank, you know. He al-
ways tells mo o1 my faults without
the least hesitation. That was the
agreement I caused 17101 to make."
Bertha—"And you mean to say
that you da not get angry with
hlml"
Edith—"Never."
Bertha^"Toll me some of the faults
he has found in you."
Edith—"Oh, he haslet found any
yet. When I ask hien: to name them
he always says that 1 am faultless."
"Did you ever go to a military
hall?" asked a lisping maid of an
old veteran. "No, my dear," growl-
ed the old soldier. "I once had a
military hall come to me, and what
do you think? It took my lab oil."
"I hate grammar awful," remark-
ed a young fellow to whom some-
thing had hese said'regarding that
study. "Do you?" replied an elder-
ly gentleman. "Aro doubt you wi11
like it better when ,vpu become ac-
quainted with it."
MESSRS, C. 0, RICHARDS R. CO.,
Gentlemen,—My three children
were dangerously low, with diph-
theria. On the advice of our priest
my wife began the use of MINARD'S
LINIMENT, in two hours they were
greatly relieved, oud in live days they
were completely well, and I firmly
believe your valuable Liniment saved
the lives of my children.
Gratefully yours,
ADiLAIUD LEFE13VRE'.
Mairs' Mills. 10th June. '99.
The inspector was talking about
verbs anal adjectives. "Does your
master use adverbs and adjectives?"
asked.
r
he les sir," roused
" cho
the scholars. "Well, what does he
use when lie does not use adverbs
and adjectives?" There was a sil-
ence. Finally, a little fellow waved
his hand. "He generally uses a rul-
er, Sir."
it Keeps the Muscles Pliant—Men
given to muscular sports and exercises
and those who suffer muscular pains
from bicycle riding will find Dr. Thom-
as' Eclectrle 011 something • worth try-
ing. As a lubricant it will keep the
muscles pliable and free from pains
which often follgtv constant use of
them, without softening them or im-
pairing their strength. For bruises,
sprains and contusions it is without a
peer.
Mindsl'et• "So you don't think I
practise what I preach, deacon?"
Deacon—"Well, considering that you
have been preaching gun the subject
of resignation for the past thirty-
soven years, I don't quite think you
do."
CR. Aa W. CHASE'S
CATARRH CURE ... Os
is sent direct to the diseased
parts by the Improved Blower.
Heals the ulcers, clears the air
passages,
01091 droppings in the
throat
Catarrh and perm
lYBlower
fret. All dealers, or Dr,. it, W. Chase
Medicine Co , Toronto and Buffalo
Tenant—"I came to inform you
sir, that my cellar is full of water."
Landlord -"Well, what of it? You
surely did not expect a cellar full
of champagne for ten dollars a
month, did you?"_
Eyes and Nose Ran Water. —0. G.
Archer, of Brewer, Maine, says: "I have
had Catarrh for several years. Water
would run from my eyes and nose .for
days at a time, About Sour months
ago I was induced to try Dr. Agnew's
Catarrhal Powder, and since using the
wonderful remedy I have not had an
attack. It relieves 1n ton minutes," 50
cents, -17
The man who has half an hour to
spare generally drops in and occu-
pies a half an hour that belongs to
some outer magi.
Keep Minard's Liniment in the house
"Isn't that merely idle gossip?"
"Gossip, my dear," answered Miss
Cayenne, "is never idle. It is the
most inclustrious thing on earth."
In Nature's Storehouse "there Aro
Oures.—Medical experiments have shown
-conclusively that there aro medicinal.
virtnos 111 even ordinary plants grow -
in • up around vs which give them a
value that cannot be estimated. It is
held by some that Nature provides a
euro for awry disonse which negiset yeti
ignoranao have visited upon man, }3oic-
ever, this stay be, it Is well lo;ewu
that Parmuiee'e Vegetable Pills d.itdlled
f1•o111 .roots and herbs, aro a soverei "n
remedy in curing all disorders of t�'1a
digestion, .
FOUGHT IT OUT.
On n occasion a 1 e bo whozn
one p tg Y,
he had recently engaged, astonished
a well-known doctor by appearing to
wait at breakfast With a swollen
face, and a pair of unmistakable
black oyes.
"'SVliy, John," said this master,
"you seers to Have been fighting,"'
"Yes, sir: 1 have," was the reply.
"And with may your opponent
have been?"
"Why, sir, Dr. Mill's boy,"
"Anti what did you fall out about,
IM's?/?"
"Why, kir, lie said as you Wasn't
sit to clean his 11011(07's shoos,"
"AtelivIat olid you say?"
PIWio11, sir, I said as how you was,"
Dyeing! Cleaning 1
70, the torr boot mood yews work to the
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Montroal,Torogto, Ottawa, Qarkoa,
"Pinto"
Shell
Cordovan
Used in H.B.K. Mitts, Gloves
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crack -proof, tear -proof, rip -proof,
cold -proof, almost wear-proof—
certainly the greatest leather
ever used in mitts and gloves.
Like buckskin it is tanned
without oil, unlike buckskin it is
not porous, it is wind-proof—will
outwear three buckskins,
"Pinto" Mitts and Gloves
never crack or harden, never get
sodden, are always warm, pliable,
soft and comfortable.
Sold at all dealers but never with-
out this brand :—
HUDSON BAY KNITTING CO.
Montreal Winnipeg Dawson 2
Vanity makes a cheap chromo feel
like an oil painting.
Nothing looksmore ugly than to see
a person whose hands are covered over
with warts. Why have theso disflgure-
menta on ,your person when a sure ro-
movor of all warts, corns, 40., can be
found M Eolloway's Corn Cure.
d
"She is a very sweet girl," "Why
the heartless flirt has promised to
marry four different men." "Well,
that's what I mean; her manners are
most engaging."
Ask for Ili/lard's and take no other
She (sweetly) What beautiful
roses; so fresh. Is that' dew on
them?" He (haughtily) -"There is
nothing due on them."
Heart relief in half an h our.-
A lady In New York State, writing of
he• cure by Dr. Agnew's Cure for the.
heart, says: 'I feel like 0110 brought
back from the dead, so great .woe my
suffering .from heart trouble andso al-
most miraculous my recovery through
the agency of this polvertul treat-
ment. - 1 owe my .life to it.' —19
"Do you mean to say you clott't
have any trouble in keeping your
wife dressed in the height or rash -
too," "That's what I said, My
trouble comes When. I don't keep her
dressed that way."
Do you catch cold easily 2
Does the cold hang on P Try
Ale's
Co o
Cure
Tho nicL.un
g
io
It cures the most stubborn kind
of coughs and colds. ;If It
doesh't cure you, your money
Wi11 bc-refunded,
Pticest S. C. Wtetted'c Co, 511
15s.Sec. Sl LeRoy, N.'li.,Tororila,.c;an.
YSSUIL 10, f -0a.