The Brussels Post, 1911-9-7, Page 71
r. WOMEN AND SECRETS
TO mote en old Paw•"When it,
Melee harried hie troubiee begin+",
uch a awoe01ng Statement le, on the':
Poe of it, utterly ridiculous, ler it Is;
antamount to Baying that there SP not
)uch thing as happiness actor mar.
Dago, Think of Di And then think;
ppf the couples You meet who aro ase
appy in theilr married life tie 'it is'
possible to be tn. this world,. So happy
Me they that they would not exchange
)heir happy home life for all the;
)ingle-blessednees in the kingdom I
But whom a busiuees man marries
k'e certainly has a nice little problem;
►O
time. Should he tell office :secrets'
le hie wife?
"01 course," some will say; "a woe'
Stan can't keep a secret. It is abeoe
luteiy impossible! She must talk, and;
If a secret is entrusted to her the ie'
on tenterhooks until she is able to let'
lomeono'else know it,
"You won't toll anyone," she ears,
to her meet intimate friend. 'Pro-,
mise me not to let a soulknow ill!'',
And then'
the secret le passed on,
end 10 a secret no longer.
Are these people right or wrong?,
There are men who say that thole'
Who talk thus don't know what they:
are talking about. '"hose men aro
Pawl On the other hand, many men'
Will come forward and say that the
above statement ie strictly true, and;
they will bring ample proof in support:
of it, Thesestatements only increase
the difficulty of arriving at a definite''
conclusion.
Can a woman keep a secret? Ages
will come and go, and the same ques-
tion will be asked, and answered in
the same way; some will say "Yes,"
others "No." n the mind of the aver-
age man is" entrenched the idea that it
1s dangerous to entrust 8 secret to a
woman. The talkativeness of a wo-
man and her determination to have
the last word are traditional among
men, and very few of the male sex
will have thecourage to declare' that
they have known women to keep se-
crets.
i "Women will talk," they say, "You'
can't stop them. You might as well
expect a river to flow uphill as expect
m a woman to keep a secret."
• That is the reputation the women
have got to live down. It is a repu-
tation not utterly unfounded, for bis-
tory Itself gives us cases where Wo-
men have 'disclosed mighty secrete
that have wrecked empiree. -
But the statement that no women
can keep a secret is absurd. If there
are many women who cannot keep a
secret, there are some who can and.
do. It Is entirely safe to say that the
'average woman is no more apt to re-
veal an important secret than a man.
The training of a business woman
Ileaches her to keep quiet; 11 she is
nterested in ber work she will not
have much time for . gossip, and she
loon learns that it will be disastrous
to herself as well as her firm if she
'discloses business secrets.
' During the last few years men have
learned to place great confidence in
women. Times are changing. There
are lady secretaries to -day who are In
Charge of all the private details of
their offices, and 'who, if tbey spoke
about the private information they
possessed, could easily ruin their em-
ployers. Yet they keep as quiet as
mice, and say no more than a man
would say. They know that It doesn't
pay to talk, and consequently they re-
main dumb.
Of course, if a man is entrusted with
a business secret, and gives his word
of honor not to reveal it to a soul,
then he should keep -his word. He is
not even justified in telling his wife,
despite the assertion that there
should be no secs, between man and
wife. Naturally, any wife would feel
hurt to think that her husband kept
anything from her, but office secrete
are office secrets, and should be spo-
ken of to no one. It is silly to get
angry and say that it shows a lack o1
trust 1n his wite. Such Is not even
implied. But 1f men and women give
their words to keep a secret they
should keep the secret, and the only
way to do this 1s not to mention the
subject to a living soul.
Women CAN keep a secret. ,
In a general way, It is not wise fon
husband and wife' to keep' secret'
front each other. It generally leads
to trouble if the secret leaks out.
"A still tongue makes a wise head,"
says the proverb.
But if silence were indeed golden,
we ehould soon become millionaires.
THE BLIND RECTOR
The career of the Rev. H. J. R. Mars-;
ton, the blind rector ot Belgrave Char;
pal, London, provides a striking exam-;
ole of a man's triumph over infirmity,
Mr. Marston lost his sight when he:
was about to enter Eton, and went .to
a school for blind boys at Worcester!
In addition to dead languages, he'
speaks and writes German, French;
italian and Spanish, and has preached
In German in Whitechapel. He uses,
a typewriter, plays cricket and foot-
ball .with ringing balls, and rides'
horses During his holidays he walks'
from ten to fourteen miles a day, andl.
four or five when in town. And every -.
thing ho• does he does with a will.
ANCIENT COINS FOUND
An interesting discovery has been;
made in a field at Kingsland Farm,i
C' dwinstowe, situate in the heart of the'
Dttkeries. While ploughing a man;
noticed . the inetrument strike some-;
thing bard, which, on investigation,;
was found to be an old _earthenware'
lar that had apparently been buried,
for a great number of years. The jar
had been smashed by the plough, and"
Scattered around were about 200 sill
ver coins whiclt aro believed to be,
{Roman. The find has been reported)
lo Mr. B. S. Spencer, the district corn
Per. ,
�1"person` wllo habitually looks out of
the corners of his eyes is to be a'void=.
ed; hie enteral tendency Is certainly
towards deception.
Largo noses are invariably DM -
elated with strong traits of character;.
Whether good' or bad Is determined.by
other characteristics.
I
Men • rat Marked ability in any line
haVe'"usually-,elle .deep, perpendicular
Wrinkle On the forehead, with ever Or
!we- i ar� teelAit #11 a t.e.14 lde
A TERRURLE RECORD
OF CRILDIRN'S HILT
As every nlotbiir knows the death
vete of little Q008 in Canada der-
r
I I 7 r far x-
1 1 sl montes q.
n the at Intoe 1 a
6
seeds that of any other 001t80n of
the year, The reason" for this is
that the excessive heat brings on
those dreaded troubles, cholera in-
falltuln, diarrhoea, dysentery and
other stomach and bowel cqm-
plai:.ts. Those dome on so quipkly
and with such little warning that
often baby is beyond help before
the mother realizes he is ill, Dur-
ing the hot summer months the mo-
ther must be constantly on her
guard to see that baby's bowels
are working regularly and his lit-
tle stomach is kept sweet and pure.
Baby's Own Tablets should always
bo kept in the home as they are the
mother's greatest friend, A.doso
now and then will prevent these
troubles, or if they, do come on sud-
denly they will be quickly banish-
ed by the Tablets, The Tablets
are sold by medicine dealers or by
mail at 25 cents a box from The
Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock-
ville, Ont.
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FOUND. NIS BONES`
Skeleton Bell1eved to be That of Mur.
dared Eni,oy Brought to Light
I
In German Woad-
-A skeleton found in .a wood near the
village of Quitzow, Germany, may
turn out to be that of Lord Bathurst,
the English Ambassador at Vienna,
who disappeared on the 25th of Novem-
ber, 1809, as he was returning to Eng-
land.
The Ambassador's mysterious dis-
appearance caused great excitement
throughout Europe. Early in the
spring of 1809, Lord Bathurst had been
sent on a Secret mission to the Vienna
Court, and at the concluelon of the
peace meeting at Schonbrum, on the
18th of 06tober of the same year, be
received orders to return home. He
started on the journey, and travelled
from Berlin under the name of Koch,.
a -Merchant. On November 25 be, ar-
rived in Rerleberg. Here he entered
an hotel beside the posting station. In
the evening, when the journey should
have been resumed, Lord Bathurst was
missing. His overcoat was found later
on.a heap of wood in the cellar of the
posting station, and his leggings in a
wood near the village of Quitzow.
There. was a secret military inquiry
into Lord Bathurst's ,disappearance,
and a rumor was circulated that he
bad been murdered by the order of
Napoleon. This rumor was credited
in some quarters, as, at the time, the
enmity against France in England had
reached its highest, stage.
When the inquiry into the envoy's
disappearance came to naught, promi-
nent criminologists and historians
occupied themselves with the case
without, however, arriving at any con-
clusion.
Now, near the same spot where Lord
Bathurst's leggings were found, a
man's skeleton has been discovered.
It is believed to be that of the English'
Ambassador.
THE SEAMAN BARONET
Sir Claude Robert Campbell, fourth
baronet, of Guilford Street, W.C., who
served before the mast on tbe sailing
ship Sutherlanddhire from 1898 to 1900,
and wbo succeeded to the baronetcy
on the death of his father, the third
baronet, In 1896, and died at sea on
July' 26 or 26, 1900, in an . attempt to
swim ashore for assistance for the
rest of the crew when the ship was
wrecked, left 'estate now valued for
probate at £253. A"similar case of
a titled gentleman "serving before the
Mast was recently mentioned 'in the
Probate Court, when the Earl of 1lg-
'inont's•Beate -Vag valued at £14,750.
His lordship, alter' a''long service at
sea, became a London fireman, and
was for some time -keeper-of the- Ves-
try Hall at Chelsea.
QUACKS STILL - AROUND
rvori Belief In Witchcraft Prev8li1 in
Some Pertlona olf Enaland
and Walla
Witchcraft hes arrived at the dig -
nit)' of montlonIn a Gevernmeut Blue.
book, In a Local Government Board
report issued reeeatly:in London it
is Stated that in a few et the more
outlying rural ;dtetriots (of England
and Wales) belief in witchcraft Is still
held by a. few people.
Herbalists are said tobe chiefly
popular in the Midlands and North,
where some-vapnt epurious degrees
and give certificates which are actual-
ly accepted by registrars of death.
They "seriously diminish the ohancee
of cure, lead to a great amount of
unnecessary pain and suffering and
premature death," and have caused
the spread of small -pox ana other in-
fectious diseases by ignorant diagno-
sis and mistaken treatment.
The North 1s also the chosen ground
of the bonesetter ,and • in parts of
Wales belief in these Men is said to
be implicit. ,
Other sources of danger dealt with
are unqualified dentists posing as
"Institutes and the like, who "sacri
floe en an enormous scale healthy,
teeth," supply ill-fitting teeth, and
poieon,with-anaesthetice of which tbey
have no knowledge; unqualified" opti-
cians who write all sorts of letters
after their names, and injure eyesight
with worthless glaeses; and quacks
who sell, nostrums at shops or street
corners to cancer, consumption,tion
and other grave diseases, which lead
to the spread of disease and death.
1 THOSE FINGER PRINTS
!Tell -Tale Evldance In Identifying. and
Tracing CrlmInaia
The science of finger -prints Is com-
iparatiVely young. Though Scotland
Yard possesses some tens of thousands
bf records, it was only In 1901: that the
system of identification by finger-
print was officially adopted.
But in that short time the authori-
ties have proved that their system 1s
almost infallible.. It has enabled them
to make no lime • than forty-four thou-.
'Sand identifications, and that without
error, so far as is known, '
I The bulbs of the fingers of buman
• Ibeings are marked with a number of
very fine ridges running in certain
(directions, and arranged In patterns.
?These are classed under four primary
types—arches, loops, whorls, and con--
posltes, and it has been• proved that
these patterns„persist in all their 'de-.
tails throughout the whole period of
human life.
As a consequence, the pollee offileals
whenever summoned to investigate a
case of crime, search first for finger-
prints, and these can usually be found.
When an arrest is, made, finger -prints
'are taken from the prisoner's hand,
and if they tally with those taken on
'the scene of the crime one of the
'strongest pieces of evidence it is pos-
pible to obtain is there against him.
The finger -print collection of Scot-
land Yard Is now a huge one, and a
search amongst these records will fre
'quently enable them to discover who
Ino culprit of a misdeed happens to be,
so that finger -prints are not only a
form or identification, but a valuable
help in tracing criminals.
' Naturally, these finger -print Impres-
e-ons are jealously guarded.
MEN'S HATS IN CHURCH
The question of women wearing
hats in church recalls the fact that
men also, formerly wore theirs at wor-
ship.
Pepys shows that in theseventeenth
century both men and women wore
their hats to worship,
"To church," he writes, "and heard
a simple fellow open the praise of
church' musique, and. exclaiming
against men wearing their hats on in.
tbe church.”
Later he notes that he saw a minis-
ter "preach with his hat off ... which
I never saw before."
The hat was then an integral part I
of both male and female costume, and
Pepys catches "a strange .cold in my
head by flinging off my hat at dinner."
For "regulating the
bowels, invigorating
the kidneys Y
idne s and
stirring up the lazy
liver
ills" Morse's
Indian
Root Pills
have proved for over
half , a century, in
every quarter of the
world, absolutely safe
and most effective: ,
25c. a bole
everywhere,'
CRANIUMS Of 1 tIE GREAT
Profninent Men Have Heads Shaped
• • According to the -Profession
They Pursue
•
. toile of the most entertaining fes -
Sures of the coming Universal' Raoee
1Congrese 1n London will be a collo*.
ton of portrait. of the highest types of
mankind prodtiaed by 'vsribue -coun-
tries. These will include Cabinet`Mini'
'eters'heads of utjiveraitles, scientific
;celebrities, and- probably, great writ-
lets and musicians.
II
"Our idea,' said Mr. Gustav Spitler,
;the organizer, "Is to show that the
prominent or great men of all Coun-
Itrles have heads that are very similar
'In essential features. A man of one
;country who has forced himself into
;prominence in any sphere of lite, is
bound to resemble hien of other coun-
tries who are in similar poetione. This
!should be shown clearly by the par.
'traits, and they should also show that
;politics produces one universal type,
science another, music another, and so
on. Recognition of this should tend
to universal understanding and friend.
ahip.
FINE BIRDSOW LONDON
IN OiNDON
,
Beautiful Feathered Creatures From
All Over the World on Show
i The king among the more than 2,000
Cage
birds on view at the London Ca
b g
!Bird Association's annual, chow at the
;Royal Horticultural Hall, Westmihs-
,ter, Is a handsome specimen of tho
greater bird of Paradise in full 'plum-
hge. It belongs to Mr. R. Pauwels, a
famous Belgian' amateur collector, and
worth $7,500.
1 Mr. Pauwels has brought the bird
to England in company with other vat-
�uable rareties especially for the prey'
'sent show. His exhibits include a'
(black -capped tory, a Cuban wood
pecker, a pair of white mynahs, and
air of sk$-blue budgerigars, most bP
Math are new 'birds 10 the English;
//show bench. The greater bird of Para
Rise dominatesthem all, however, and
fit is probable that no other specimen;
ot Its breed wolf be `seen for- manyt
years st en exhibition in this -country,
owing to the decree which came into)
force on July'1 laat.•prohibiting;th 1
export of•birds of Paradise Vein Dutel�
Guinea, the home of the: species, ex-,
CePt tefr soiel(tifi0 pbrpegoii'
THE LARGEST LOAF
Baked Recently in 'texas --Weighed'
140 Pounds -12 Feet Long
largest 1 bread in the
The azo t loo of h,
world was baked the other day by
Andrew Newberg, of Austin, Texas,
'1'hle gigantic mase 01 the Stuff 9f 'Life
weighed 140 pounds, and was two feet
high, three fent wide, and twelve feet
lenAfter the ingredients were mixed,,
the baking process consumed more.
than an hoar, a special oven beta$
used for the purpose.
The loaf was sent to a barbecue at
Moulton, whore'it was out and distrl
bated to a large crowd. Mr, Newberg
accompanied the bread to its destina-
tion to eee that 1t was safely carried.
By making this loaf, 2,lr. Newberg
breaks his own record for the lat'geat
loaf of bread in the world, which was
one weighing a hundred pounds, sent.
to the Louisana Exhibition in 1904.
ENTHUSIASM WON
Temperance Veteran Journeyed 6,000
Mlles In Thirteen Months
Enthusiasm in a cause one has at
heart overcomes many obstacles which
Would be otherwise insurmouhtable4
For instance, Mr. John Abbey, the;
well-known temperance veteran, spent""
over forty years in England, where he;
rendered yeoman service in the East-
ern Counties, and then proceeded to,
South Africa to help on the cause
over there. Mr, Abbey has journey no
fewer than 6,000 miles during the last
thirteen months. In addition, he bas
delivered 200 addresses and taken, 15,-
000 pledges in the colleges and schools,
from both teachers and scholars.
A PARABLE
Two solders who dwelt in different'
parts of a church chanced to meet to-
gether in the aisle one day when out
for a constitutional.
"How are you getting ,on?" said epic
der No. 1 to spider No. 2.
"Oh, moderately," wan the reply. "I
don't feel very comfortable on Sun-,
days, I live in the pulpit, under the;
cushion, and on that day the parson;
comes and bangs the book and sends
his fists on the side, and I have to
keep very close, or else some day I
think he'll hit me. Ile bangs with
such force that I know he'll squash
me to a jelly."
"Ob, you come and live with me," 1
said his companion. "I'm never troll -
bled; I am always comfortable, and,
never disturbed from one year's end
to the other."
"Indeed!" said the other spider.']
"And where. do''yonlive?"
"Oh, I live in the poor -box," was that
reply.
'
Small but Potent.—Parmelee's
Vegetable Pills are small, but they
are effective in action. Their fine
qualities as a corrector of stomach
troubles are known to thousands
and they are in constant demand
everywhere by those who know
what a safe and simple remedy
they are. They need no introduc-
tion to those acquainted with them
but to those who may not, know
them they are presented as the best
preparation on the market for dis-
orders of the stomach.
Dugald was ill, and his friend
Donald took a bottle of whisky to
him. Donald gave the invalid one
glass, and said:— "Ye'l1 get
anither yin in the mornin'." About
five minutes elapsed, and then Du-
gald suddenly exclaimed:— "Ye'd
better let me baa the ither noo,
Donal', ye hear o' sae mony sudden
deaths nooadays."
There are many sticky devices on
the market that kill'seme figs, but
housekeepers who have tested them
know that Wilson's Fly Pada kill
many times more, and do not dam-
age carpets and furniture like all
sticky fly catchers.
If every man loved his neighbor
as he loves himself his Satanic Ma-
jesty would soon have to hunt an-
other job.
REST AND HEALTH TO MOTHER AND CHILD
MRS. WINSLOW'S sOOTHINo SvR'er 1,sS beet.
used for over SIXTY YEARS by MIL LIONS of
MOTHERS for their CHILDREN WHILE
TF,ETI NO wit", rinas='soccltss. It
SOOTHIIO tate CHI1,D, SOFTENS the GUMS
.LAYS. all PAIN; CURES WIND COLIC, anti
is -the best remedy for DTARRBO A. It is ab-
solntety harmless, he sure and ask for "Mrs.
Winslow's Soothing Syrup," and take no other
kind. Twenty -ave cents a bottle.
Beware of the man whose dog
crawls under the house when its
master enters the gate.
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds. Etc..
Some women spend half their
lives before the glass' and some men
spend half theirs behind it.
Fresh Supplies in Demand. —
Wherevor Dr. Thomas' Ecloctric
Oil has been introduced increased
supplies have been ordered, show-
ing that wherever it goes this ex-
cellent Oil impresses its power on
the people. No matter in what la-
titude it may be found its potency
is nevelt impaired. It is put up in
most portable shape in bottles and
can be carried without fear of
breakage.
•
Don't get into f,he habit of giv-
ing advice because you want to get
rid of it.
Dignity is whit some people stand
On when they are short.
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BOND
INVESTMENTS
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all these desirable ele-
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IR Write us to dayfor our litera-
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ADVICE TO TOWN FOLK.
Advice to those who live in towns
Where gossip never ceases
Be careful how to pick your friends,
And don't pick them to pieces.
One of the commonest complaints
of infante is worms, and the most
effective application for them is
Mother Graves' Worm Extermina-
tor.
SARTORIAL FINANCE,
Mrs. Knicker—"It isn't what you
pay for clothes that makes you well
dressed."
Mre. Bocker'--"No indeed; it's
what you owe."
It is better to avert a war than
to fight and win; better to prevent
sickness than to cure it. Keep a
bottle of Hamlins Wizard Oil in the
house and see how much suffering
it saves.
Jack met a friend of his, and,
noticing the glum look on his face,
said, "What's the matter, Harry 7"
"A burglar visited our house last
night and stole our 515 clock."
"But 'didn't your dog prevent
him t" asked Jack. "That's the
point," growled Harry. "He stole
that, too V'
Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria
Miss, Rocksey — "But, papa,
George is a hard-working young
man." Old Rocksey—"That's ib
exactly. The man I wish you to
marry must be able to make money
without working."
A Stamped Medicine. Parme-
lee's Vegetable Pills, compounded
of entirely vegetable substances
known to have a revivifying and
salutary effect upon the digestive
organs, have through years of use
attained so eminent a position that
they rank as a standard medicine.
The ailing should remember this.
Simple in their composition, they
can be assimilated by the weakest
stomach and are certain to have a
healthful' and 'agreeable effect on
the sluggish digestive organs.
"What are you crying about,
Freddy?" "I got licked twice to-
day." "How was that?" "Teach-
er caned me, an' I told dad, an'
dad went up to thrash the teacher,
flu' the teacher licked dad, an' dad
came home an' walloped me."
There are many imitations of
Wilson's Fly Pads. Do not be de-
ceived by unsatisfactory imitations.
Get Wilson's.
MISGUIDED SYMPATHY.
"You keep those horrid sheets of
sticky flypaper in your house? Do
you think it's humane toaput even
flies to such a lingering, torturing
death 1"
"Yes, I think it is, all things con-
sidered. Still, if you prefer to let
them scald themselves to death in
your coffee I have no fault to find.
They deserve even that."
The tail of a mouse is one of the
conclusions a woman will jump at.
THAT USELESS HYPHEN
Someone with Love for Flgurea Proven
It. la Criminal Waste
Although the general tendency is to;
de away with unnecessary marks of
punctuation, the hyphen Is still re-
tained In
e-tained'10 "to -day," "to -night," and "to-'
morrow," That the retaining o the'
hypben in these words is not otaW use-
lese lout absolutely criminal, Is easily
demopstrated by a bit et simple maths•
m attics.
1'hero are 178,236,59$ ttngilsh•cpeak-
Mg people, The words to -day, to=
night," and "to -morrow" are together.'
used forty-eight times daily by every,
person—five of these being written'
out in long hand. Thus the daily out-
put of hyphens in these wards totals
891,182,960. Taking the average of a
written hyphen to be one quarter 01 an
inch, you have a straight line 3,80
miles long, At the usual rate of writ-
ing it would take one man seventy-six
year; to Insert tbe hyphens in these
words, and his salary would amount to
about £20,000.
But, avoiding all theory, "to -day,"
"to -night," and "to -morrow" are daily
hyphenated four times each on 284,19'2
typewriters, and'three times daily on
184,212 linotype machines. Remem-
bering that a pressure of 1 ounce is
required to strike a typewriter key,
and 2% ounces to depress a linotype,
we see that in writing these hyphens
a total of 362,974 foot-pounds of energy
is expended, or enough to draw a
passenger train half -a -dozen times,
from London to Edinburgh and back:
To avoid appearing too critical, 1101
Mention has been made of the waste of
Ink and paper, but this would approxi
-
Matedailybread supply},
in Valu the pp
0
3'i
Of London, Manchester, and Glasgow.;
Dr. J. D. Kellogg's Dysentery
Cordial is prepared from drugs
known to the profession as thor-
oughly reliable for the cure of chol-
era, dysentery, diarrhoea, griping
pains and summer complaints. It
has been used successfully by me=
dical practitioners for a number of
years with gratifying results. If
suffering from any summer com-
plaint it is just the medicine that
will cure you. Try a bottle. It
sells for 25 cents.
HIS VACATION SCHEME.
"I have had a great deal of plea-
sure from anticipating the trip."
"More pleasure, probably, than
you'll get from the trip itself."
"That's what I think. So I've
decided to stayat home and save
the money."
St. Isidore, P. Q., Ang, 13, 1904,
Minard's Liniment Co., Limited.
Gentlemen,—I have frequently used
KINARD'S LINIMENT and also prescribe
it for my patients always with the most
gratifying results. and I consider it the
beat all-round Liniment extant.
Yours truly,
DR. JOS. AUG..: 810078.
T00 READY MEMORY.
Elizabeth—My mamma says site
can remember when your mamma
kept a grocer's shop.
Gwendoline—Indeed 1 My mam-
ma says she can remember how
much your mamma owed her for
groceries.
It is a fact beyond dispute that
one packet of Wilson's Fly Pads
has killed a bushel of house flies.
This is more than could possibly be
caught on three hundred sheets of
sticky'paper. All Druggists, Gro-
cers
ro
cers and General Stores sell Wil-
son's Fly Pads. Be sure you get the
genuine Wilson's.
Mrs. Wildman—"I can tell you
this, Mr. Wildman, if you continue
in your present life of extrava-
gance you'll surely pay for it some
day." Mr. Wildman—"I wish, my
dear, that my creditors had the
same £aith'in my good intentions."
TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY
for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes
a111dGranulate,lEyelids. Murine Doesn't
Smart—Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Salt Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 250,
50e, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, 26c. $1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
KEPT QUIET.
A man who had purchased a line -
looking marc discovered, after driv-
ing the animal fo'i• a week, that
she was blind. Shortly afterwards
he succeeded in disposing of her,
as the defect did not lessen her
tpeed or detract frum her general
appearance. The next day the
owner of the mare appeared.
"1 say, you know that ]hare you
sold me?" he began. "She's stone
blind."
"I know it," replied her last
owner, with an easy air.
"You didn't say anything to me
about it," said the purchaser, his
face flushed with anger.
"Well, you sae," replied the
other?. "the man who sold her to
me didn't tell me about it, and 1
thought, erhaps, he didn't want
it known."
it isn't, difficult to induce the
other f'ellow' to compromise when
he realizes that you have the hest
of it.
*Minn Llnirllent Cures Distahlpar„
BLACK
KNIGHT
Stove Polish
ensures no "lard work and
no dirty work. No messing
or mixing. A handy paste
in a generous can, A few _
rubs, and you 'have a `a
splendid finish that lasts
and stands the heat. The.
best preparation for polish-
ing stoves, pipes, grates
and ironwork, ,
If your dealer does not carry
"Black Knight" Stove Polish in
stock, send us his name and roc,
and we will send a fell size tin
by return mail,
THC F.1i. DAILEY CO., U1111T8Z
11328ILTes, oar, "- 33
,$fakers of Mr jammu "r is r" Shoe Polish.
REST AT LAST.
Mrs, Jones—Mrs. Brown and her
next door neighbor, Mrs. Green,
don't speak any more.
Mrs. Smith—That's good; the
rest of the neighbors will now be
abie to take a nap in the after-
noon.
Corns are caused by the pressure
of tight boots, but no one need be
troubled with them long when so
simple- a remedy as Holloway's
Corn Cure is available,
HIS VACATION.
"Did you have much of a yam -
tion this year?"
"Thirty-five dollars worth."
Minard's Liniment Cures carnet In Cows
If a man owes a lot to his wife
it's because she is a poor collec-
tor.
FARMS FOR SALE OR RENT.
ASK DAWSON HE KNOWS.
TF you want to sell aa farm, consult
d me.
you want to buy a farm, consult
1.F me.
• HAVE some of the beat Fruit. Stock,
I Grain or Dairy Farms in Ontario,'
and prices right,.
HW. DAWSON, Ninety Colborne
Street, Toronto.
AGENTS WANTED.
ATA:: \'.tr:5L+RS w.7NI'h7, weekly salary
0 i paid—Mfrefl'I''ter. T,nl,dnn, Ontarle.
4 GENTS WANTED EVERYWHERE.—
ulert
CalvHtgh Dwa e b Co oLtm itadb Torontolc.
� y
GENTS WANTED.—A study of 'other
▪ Agency proposlttoae convinces ns
teat none can equal ours. You will a4
ways regret it If you don't apply for
particulars to Travellers' Dept., 323
Albert St., Ottawa.
A GENTS ON SALARY O t COMMISSION.
ON.
The greatest agents'
produced; every user of pen and ink buys
it on eight; 200 to 600 per cent profit; ono
agent's sales amounted to 0620 in six
Mfg. C
days; o. Xt., 468,
r 3 Lantwo Crosse,oWis. Monroe
MISCELLANEOUS.
g1ASettledWorke 9 SCALES.
Esplanade, Toronto
AGENTS WANTED. A LINE FOR
every home. Write us for our choice
list of agents supplies. We have the
greatest agency proposition in Canada.
to -day. No outlay necessary- Apply B-
C. I. Co., 226 Albert St, Ottawa.
CANCEE, TUMORS.. LUMPS. etc. In.
terns! and extordal, cured without
bpain by our home treatment. Write us
efore too late. Dr. Eellman. Coiling.
wood. Out.
TON SCALE GUARANTEED. Wilson**
6 -- Scale Works,, 9 Esplanade, Toronto.
i TECIALISTS ADVICE FREE. Coattail
prices
us in regard to any disease. Lowest
Trusses fitted dbyg mad. Send measure.
torntanGlasses
tB ng da old by
airs Write
t drug
atones to Dr. Hellman. Collingwood. Ont.
CARPET
and Cleaning. , len
British American Dyeing Co'
Bend particulars by poet and we are euro to matter.
Addeo:s Box 15a, Montreal.
f( YOU CAN MAKE: PROM -�
$15 TO $30 A DAY
handling this proposition. Our agents
elsewhere are doing it. You can. Au.
thentic references required. This is
sound and legitimate. Address, F, 0.
Box 1145, Vanennver, H. C,
?rs-•
Canado Business College
CHATHAM, ONT,
le a class by Itself .Among America's
Schools of Business Training,
414 STUDENTS PLACED IN 1008
331 STUDENTS PLACED IN 1809
475 STUDENTS PLACED IN 1910'
We publish the Lists annually.
We pay full fare up to 88.00 end brill'
tong distance students for half faro,
Good board and room, 0.00 per week.
If yeti cannot Berne to Chatham, we cute
trate you by mail,
Here are some students placed recently,
Nate. Wada Cameron & kion'pp., Regina.
E. Burk Nicholson R Bain, Ite;flua,
8 IPcod, Trust Co., Cheboygan. Mich.
i"ieht calla luet received for Stenograph.,
ere. Peeotter8 and Auditors, ter oyenintta
Worth from $600 to 51600, will xivl yen
some idea Of, the demands,.
COLLEGE Wade ENS Flirt 361 N YEAR
SEPTEISSER 6TH.
Catatosue 33 tent of work at Ohl them.
Catalogue 34toile of work bV ,ma,l
' -Wither Prep.)
D. MOLACH AOtii& CD. 0 B' Ceo8ug i