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CHAPTER L-(Cent'd) Usk, under her rose -lined imbeci-
le, sits as umpire, while her lard
saunters off disconsolately to an in-
terview with his steward. In those
times these interviews. are of an un-
broken melancholy, and always re-
sult in producing the conviction in
his mind that Great Britain cannot
possibly last out another year.
Without the nobility and gentry
what will she be? And they will
all go to the lands they've bought
in America, if they're in luck, dyed
if they aren't will have,to' turn
shoeblacks.
Blanford listens with admirable
patience and affects'to agree thtit
the vision of the American craw-
ling on his stomach over soaking
heather in a thick fog for eight
hours after a "stagof ten" is a
vision f -such unspeakably enviable
bliss it must harrow the innermost
soul of the dispossessed lord of the
soil.
"And yet, do you know," he says
In conclusion, "I ani such a degen-
erate mortal, such an unworthy
'sun of a gun,' that I would actu-
ally sooner be sitting in these love -
1y, sunny, shady gardens, nharo-
ene expects to see all ,,,`3penser's
knights eoming fbxe filth the green
toward -titan T world be the
buyeeelif Achnalorrie, even in the
t'rd week of August."
"You say so, but you don't mean
it," says the seller of Achnalorrie.
"I never say what I don't mean,"
Bays Blanford, "Anel I never care
about Scotland,"
The other smokes dejectedly, and
refuses to be comforted.
"Lady Waverley isn't here?"
asks Blanford with a certain signi-
ficance. Lady Waverley alone
would have the power to making the
torturing vision of the American
among the heather fade into the
background of her host's reflec-
tions.
CHAPTER II.
"But,theelleti electorate won't have
Are -shoos blacked; won't even have
any shoes to black," suggests Mr.
Lanyon, the land steward, who be-
gan life as an oppidan at Eton and
captain of an eight, but has been
glad to take refuge from the storm
on the estates of his old Eton com-
rade, a trust which he discharges
with as much zeal as discretion,
dwelling contentedly in a rose -cov-
ered grange on the edge of the
home woods of Surrenden. If Boom
fr•ds things at all in order when he
comes into possession it will be
wholly due to John Lanyon.
In one of the pauses of their
game the tennis players hear tl'.e
brasre unci the omnibus returning.
None of those whom they bring
will be visible until luncheon at
2 o'clock.
"Have you anybody very nice,
Lady Usk?" asks Blanford of his
hostess.
"Dolly is nasty about Achnalor- She hesitates; there are some wo-
• rie," says Lord Usk, as they at rthat hehwould
tUalr nice
but
t
last rise and c approach the house. thenard! know," she answers, vague -
"Not political
if shenobjectse.But
ly ; "you don't like many people, if
moors political principles. But I remember—"
ladies are seldom logical when they "All ladies, surely," says Blau
sec as charming as Lady Usk." ford, with due gravity.
Blau -
" She never likes me to enjoy any- "I'm sure you don't like Grand -
t. "I d' Sophy," ma says the saucy Babe,
"I her; you think you are quite just sitting rs-legged in front of him.
soknow I always tell you
so." (Blanford remembers the He means the dowager Duchess of
sweetness with which Dorothy Usk Derry, a unpleasa t Pero proson f
invites Lady Waverley season after strong principles,
season.) "You are a great grumb. fane "Sophia, by the grace of
ler, George. I know grumbling isr a viceroy viceroyaltye of !short durae ruled l on and
land in
a Briton s privilege, provided fo
and secured to him in Magna Char- long -enduring mischief. She and
ta. but still too great abuse of the Blanford
l 11Babe ohnots eagren agree -a
nd fact hith
ch
privilege spoils life."t
"Nobody was ever so bothered the all loon eye oof his petted
hb s
as I am." Lord Usk regards him who
issell invariably with compassion as drawing -rooms. to having offend -
an ill-used man. "You always take plead
everything lightly, but then you ed her grace, Sophia," said Blau -
aren't married, and I suppose you ford, "but
"butguest1s aconcludenotall th t Lady
get some of your rents?'
at
"I have always been rather poor, most admirable lady."
but I don't mind it. So long as I The Babe and his sisters laugh
needn't shut tip or let the old place, with mchis rrnoeveret mere enapjoymenet;
and can keep my boat afloat, I don't her grace
rnuch care about anything more. by her grandchildren than she was
I've enough for myself." by Ireland.
"Ah, that's just it; but when one 'If I had known you were going
has no end family o kexpenseseep up, and i°L oulde ohs e invited some of youd as to remember r
the great i houses keen up,
the counties looking to m e for e -- coming to sthe rescue of heraugust
ut
scything, and the farmers, poorg
devils, ruined themselves, it's an-
other Matter, I assure you if I
hadn't made that sacrifice of Ach-
nalorrie----"
Lady Usk, coming out of the gar-
den -room down the steps of one of `What a cruel suggestion, dear Lady.
the low windows, spares Blanford
the continuation of the lament. She
looks pretty; mindful of her years,
she holds a rose -lined sun umbrel-
la ever her head; the lace and mus -
lire of her breakfast gown sweep
tiltc lawn softly; she has her two
her,the Ladies Al-
exandra.
with
and Hermione, known as
Dodo and Lille. She welcomes
Blanford with mixed feelings,
though with unmixed suavity.
is glad to see him, because be
amuses Usk, and is a person of wit
and distinction whom everybody
tries to draw to their houses; but,
then, he upsets all fuer nicely -bal-
anced eombinations; there is no-
body for hint ; he, will be tho "one
cut" when all her people are
o
nicely arranged and paired;
es she is aware that he is not a per
sou to be reconciled to such isola-
tion, ho will dispossess somebody
else, and cause, probably, those
very dissensions and complications
from which it is always her effort
to keep all her house parties free.
I-Icwevcr, there he is, and he is ac-
customed to be welcomed and much
of wherever he goes. She can do
no less,
Blanford makes himself charming
Sp return, and turns pretty compli-
tnents:to her and the children,
whin.; no can do honestly, for he
has always liked Dorothy Usk, and
the two young girls are as agree-
ablo objects of contemplation as
veldt, good, looks, fair skins, pret-
ty frocks, open air, much ei.ercise,
and an indescribable air if "breed-
ing." can make {hen. An English
patrieian child is one of the pret-
tiest and mese wholesome things on
the Taco of the earth;
IIx gore to play lawn -tennis with
them anal their younger brother,
Coed, ca.]le,t,T tine Babe ; and Lady
'THE DEAR HAS COME TO LIFE"
A "FRUIT'A-MCS" MIRACLE
rens, JAMES 9ENWICK
� Thaterprise, Ont;, October set, x9o8.
I suffered tortures for seven long
years from a Water Tumor. I was
forced to take morphia constantly to
relieve the awful Flue, and I wanted to
die to get' relief. The doctors gave sue,
up and my friends hourly expected My
death. Then I was iudueed'to take
"Fruit -a -lives,' and tilis wonderful fruit
medicine has completely cured tae.
When I appeared on the street again
my friends exclaimed 'The dead has
come to life.' The cure was a positive
miracle." MRS. JAMES,FENWICIC.
5oc a box -6 for $2.so-or trial box,
25e. At dealers or from Fruit -a -lives
Limited, Ottawa.
ror to contemplate," says his mo -
there, smiling placidly.
"Who is Mme. Sabaroff?" asks
Blanforcl again, with a vague curi-
osity.
"A princess in her own right; a
god -slaughter of the emperor's,"
said Dodo. "She is so handsome,
and her jewels -you never saw such
jewels."
"Her father was chancellor,"
adds her mother, "anal her husband
hold some very high place at court,
I forget what."
"Held? Is he disgraced then or
dead?"
"Oh, dead; that is what is so
nice for her," says Dodo.
"Heartless Dodo!" says Blan-
ford. "Then if I marry you four
years hence I must kill myself to
become endeared to you?"
"I should pity you indeed if you
0• b
On the par
0'4"0'4-o,
FRUIT -PACKING PRIZES.
The Department of Agriculture
for the Province of British Colum-
bia has decided to ene:imago good
fruit -packing throughout the, Prov-
ince. Last winter, in' many of the
fruit districts, peeking "schools wore
conducted, and at that time it was
!stated. that iso Deparment would
i nue diploneas'to those attaipiti a
celrain standard of. proficiency
This profieiency•rwil'1` be estimated
on the folio\vfng basis:
1. tit each packing -school the in-:
,sts'uetor gives each .student a grad -
nig based on proficiency acquired
111 packing.
2. Each student working as a
packer is asked to notify the De-
partment of the name and address
of the packing concern employing
him. The -employer will be asked
to furnish a statement regarding
the proficiency and speed of the stu-
dent as a practical packer during
the season.
3. Packing contests will be held
at many of the agricultural fairs
for packing -school students. Packed
fruit, exhibited by them will be
judged by an expert packer, and
their proficiency in show -packing
judged. -
Fifteen, ten and five dollars will
AXLE GREASE
DECAY OF TIN.
Remarkable Alteration Which Takeo
Plane In the Metal.
Anything made of tin, It seems, Is
doomed to a brief existence. This
metal' is subject to a remarkable kind
of alteration, a species of disease to
which It Ls liable. When exposed to
the air tin undergoes no chemical
change, as do iron and copper, whleb,
.f course, chemically combine with the
oxygen or with water. The tin; how-
ever, still remains metal!!e flu, but
Is the turning.point to economy
in wear and tear of wagons. Try
a box. Every dealer everywhere.
The 9 out no rife 1066 Co., Ltd.
Ontario Agents: The eaten City 01l Co., Ltd.
The First Universities,
To fix precisely tbe„date of the rise
of the first' universities is 1mPossible
for the reason that they were not
founded, but grew. 'They were started
by a' few able then who had something
they wished to tencb and .youths
wished to learn. Gradually the free, -
voluntary neuter of learning became
the organized affair' we know as the
university. Among the earliest of
these centers of learning wereDo, Naples and Bologna, Italy being
the flint laud to experience the literary
gradually becomes gray. and dull and revival. We may say thatisSal rnY
nnlverslty was fairly est b
falls to see is "ca.
The disease is "catching." It infects the Year 1000, the University of Bo-
or
f
or induces the same change in other
masses of tin in the immediate neigh-
borhood. We are told that in a Rus-
sian imperial magazine, in place of tin
uniform buttons, little heaps of powder
were found A consignment of Banka
tin sent from Rotterdam to Moscow
In 1877 arrived at the latter place in
the form of powder. This alteration Is
due to a change in the internal crys-
talline structure of the metal and is
analogous to the slow transformation
of monoclinic sulphur to rhombic sul-
phur. 4,s a result, objects of tin of
archaeological Interest are rare. Those
that have been found have been in the
form of earthenware vessels, knobs,
etc., which have been found in the
bo given as first, second and third Swiss lake dwellings coated with tin
prizes. The conditions are : Each foil. Cassiterite or tinstone is' the sin -
exhibit must consist of five boxes gle ore from which the tin has been
of apples; five or fewer varieties;
five packs; all layers, except face,
wrapped; box need not be nailed;
fruit may be wiped ; no layer
papers.
Score as follows: Grading of
fruit, 20; packing, 20; bulge, 20;
height of ends, 20; firmness, 20; The summer visitor In a small sea -
total points, 100. Maxirnum points port town was amazed and amused at
obtainable by pupils; Proficiency the assortment of merchandise dlsplay-
in packing school, 200; practical ed in the little store at the head of the
paeleng, 100; packed -fruit contest, wharf. The showcase was devoted to
100 • total 400. Packers scoring an assortment of candy at one end and
obtained in any quantity. -Knowledge
and Scientific News, London.
A PLACID MERCHANT.
He Had Some Regard For the Social
Side of Trade.
were to marry Dodo," says Dodo's 300 points (or 75 per cent.) will be a lot of cigars and tobacco at theoth-
mother. "She has. not a grain of awarded diplomas by the Depart-er end and no barrier between. Next
f Agriculture. + to the showcase stood a motor engine
any human feeling except for her
dog.,,
Dodo laughs. She likes to be
called heartless; she thinks it is
valued at several hundred, dollars.
It is believed that, in setting such Thinking to please the proprietor,
a high standard of proficiency, the the visitor remarked that even the
effort necessary will be well worth large department stores in Boston
chic and grown up; she will weep making. The increased demand fol could not boast of such a collection.
over a lame puppy, a beaten horse, good packers in British Columbia "Well,"d not be said, "1 ain't aping them
a dead bird; but she is "hard as in the immediate future will make stores, I can tell you. 1 aim to keep
nails to humans," as her brother such a certificate valuable. R. M. what my folks want. When a man
Boom phrases it. Winslow, Provincial Horticulturist,'. wants an engine for his bo't he wants
"Somebody will reign some day is looking after the contests. it, and if the fish are running he can't
re the Skye reigns now over - - wait to send way to Portland or Bos -
where 3 „1
Dodo's soil.. Happy somebody !
WEANING THE LAMBS. ton for it. He wants it when he does,
says Blanforcl "I shall be too old
to be that somebody. Besides Dodo
will demand from fate an Adonis
and a Croesus in one!"
Dodo smiles, showing her pretty
white teeth; she likes the banter
and the flirtation with some of her
father's friends. She feels quite
old; in four years' time her mo-
ther will present her, and she
means to marry directly alter that.
"When does this Russian goddess
who drops ponies and torquoises
out of the clouds arrive here?"
asks Blanford, as he picks up his
racquet to resume the game.
"She won't bo here for three
days," says Lady Usk.,
"Then I fear I shall not see
her."
not "Oh, nonsense. You must stay
mother's name. "I am sorry; but all the month at least.''
there is nobody. I think, who will "You are too good, but I have so
be very sympathetic to you. Be- many engagements."
sides, you know them all alrenely." "Engagements are made to be
es, ,
' \nd is that fatal to sympathy? broken. I am sura George will not
Usk!
Sympathy is hest new, like a
glove. It fits best; you don't see
any wrinkles it it for the first
hoar."
'What cynicism! Do yon know
that 1 am very fond of old gloves?
dandy---"
en I never was a
But then,
"Lord Blanford will like Mme.
Sabaroff," says Dodo. a very eve-
i]]e young -lady of 13.
"Fair prophetess, why 1 And
who is Mme. Sabaroff l A second
0. IlL., a female Stepniak?"
"What are those?" says Dodo.
"Sho is very handsome, and a
princess in her own right."
"She gave sue two Ukraine pen.
tea and a real drochsky," says the
Babe.
"And Boom a Circassian inane,
all white, and each of us a set of
Siberian turquoises," says Lilie.
"B'er virtues must be as many
as her charms," says Blanford.
"She is a lovely ereaturc," adds
Lady Usk, "but I don't think she
is your style at all; you like fast
women who make you laugh.
"My tastes are catholic where
your adorable sex is in rtucsIion,"
says Blanford. "I am not sure that
T do like fast women ; they are
painful to one's vanity; they flirt
with everybody."
Lady Usk smiles. "The season
Wove last (recollect--"
"Dearest lady, don't invert to
prehistoric times. Nothing is so
disagreeable as to drink this year
of what we liked last year."
"It was Lady Leamington last
year'," says the terrible. Babe.
Blanford topples him over r,n the
glass and hoists !tins gip en his own
shoulders; "You piecoeiotts raseal1
What will you be when yen are
el)"Babr,'s baiter, is a thing-. b(0. -
let you go."
"We won't let you go," cries the
Babe, dragging him off to the nets,
"and I'll drive you this afternoon
behind my ponies."
"I have gone through most per-
ils that can confront a man, Babe,
and I shall be equal even to that,"
says Blauford.
(To be continued.)
Mena by 1100 and the University o
Naples by the year 1200• Tho Uni-
versity of Paris, which owes Its ex-
istence to the genius of Abelard, was
founded about the same time: New
York American.
Handed It Back.
A clergyman in' the neighborhood of
Nottingham was complimenting a tai-
lor in his parish on repairs which ho
had done fol' him. In the course of
conversation he. however, incautiously
observed: "When 1 want a good coat
1 go to London. They make them
there.' Before leaving the shop he
inquired, "By the bye, do you attend
my church?"
"No," wits the reply. "When I want
to hear a good sermon 1 go to Lon-
don. They make them there." -Lon-
don Tit -Bits.
Tea In the Time of Buddha.
At the time of Buddha China was en-
joying a large foreign commerce in tea.
it was carried by her junks to Japan,
Koren, Tonquiu, Anem, Cochin, Bur-
ma, Siam, India, Ceylon, Persia and
Arabia. According to one record, It
was sent to a great black river country
west of Arabia, from which 1t was sep-
arated by a long and very torrid sea,
which must have been tigypt. It was
carried by caravans to tinuchuria,
Mongolia, KubdJa, Tartary, Tibet, Per-
sia and northern India.
FUNERAL COSTUMES. •..�.
Their Extravagance Curbed by Law
One Time In England.
Sumptuary mout'ltiag laws were fore
morly found' necessary to England
10 restrict the estravagence of the no•
biltty and their Imitatote in the mat-
ter or funeral costume. At rho end of
the fifteenth century it was laid dowm
that dukes, tnnrquises and arelsiilshePB
should be allowed sixteen yards of
cloth fol their gowns, "sloppete
(mourning cassocks) Lind mantles; earls
fourteen, viscounts twelve, bnrona'
eight, knights six and all persons of in.
Eerier degree only two. Goods were
forbidden to all except those above the
rank of esquire of the king's house
bold.
In the following century Mnrgarete
countess of Richmond. mother of Bea-
ta, VII•, issued an ordinance for the
"reformation of -apparel for great es-
tates of women in tytno of mourn.
Ings, So It seems that men and wom'
en have met in the extravagance of
sorrow.
Even 200 years ago Louden trades.
men found that court mourning seri.
ously affected their business. Addison
relates that at a tavern he often met a
man whom be took for an ardent and
eccentric royalist. Every time this
man looked through the Gazette be ex-
claimed, "Thank God, all the reighing
families of Europe are well." Occa-
sionally be would vary this formula
by making reassuring remarks respect-
ing the health of British royalists. Alt-
er some
lt-er.some time Addison discovered that
this universal royalist was a colored:
silk merchant, who never tnalle a bar-
gain without inserting in the agree-
ment, "Al! this will take place as long
as no royal personage dies in the in-
terval." -London Chronicle.
Couldn't Tell.
"Has your pocket ever been picked?"
"Really, I don't know. 11 never was
before 1 got married. If It has been
since I. of course, would have no way
of Ending out about it." -Chicago itec-
ord-Berald.
Knocked into a Cocked Hat.
Tho expression "knocked Loto a cock-
ed hat" 1s familiar to every one, but
perhaps its origlo is not so generally
When lambs are four months old, then and there." known. Cocked hat was n variety of
they will, as a rule, do better wean -1 After a little pause be continued: the game of bowls In which only three
ed than running with the ewes, if, "I don't like the way they do business ins were f used,oset up at the my tri of
a fresh clover pasture is provided in them big stores, anyway. why, a triangle. When in 01be bowling tenpins
for them. This is generally avail -,when you go into a store up to Bos -nil were knocked down except the
able very soon after the hay crop ton the first thing you know some- three er the
has been gathered. Fresh, clean body asks you what you want.
water should also be provided for i "Now, 1 never do anything like that
the lambs, and salt, either kept in If a man comes into my place 1 piss
a covered box, where they may take the time •o' day and ask him to set,
it at will or a little dropped in and after he's set and talked a while
benches on the grass, near the l
' ' if be wants anything he'll tell me.
twice
ter or feed troughs, once or twice e "1 never pester a man to buy. May-
a week. Ordinarily, on good fresh be be ain't come to buy; maybe he's
grass, grass, the lambs will do very well come to talk." -Youth's Companion.
without additional feeding, but if • '
they are intended for show or sell-
ing early for breeding, they will be Amiability Rules.
better for a feed of oats or oats and Don't flatter yourself that friendship
Iran once or twice a day, fed in authorizes you to say disagreeable
'houghs in the field. For show things to your intimates. On the cou-
lombs, the addition of a little trary, the nearer you come into rein -
ground oil cake will help to improve tion with a person the more necessary
their condition. do fact and courtesy become.-Ilotmes.
When the Iambs are weaned, the
shears should be used to shorten
the wool on the ends of their docked
tails, and to clip off any tags, of
dirt which may be present. Later,
they will do well on a stubble field
where a new seeding of elovor'has
grown well, or, if a piece of rape
has been sown, the lambs will do
remarkably well on this after be-
coming used to it. They should not
be put upon this at
first when it is
wet ereinerain or dew, but in the
afternoons on fine days, and they
will be better at first for the run
of a glass' pasture, as well, though
m-•--
DIE NEW SUN(!.
Psalm 10: 1.3.
Sr•vinur, Thy presence we implore
While we with graceful heartsadieuadrt
Thy Matchless 'ova supreme (lithe dst present the sacrifice,
And Thou didst pay the ransom
price
Thy people to redeem.
As those who arc in bondage led,
We chose the downward path to
tread,
While evil reigned within.
In Thee our minds no beauty saw:
11,e perfect, just, and holy Law
Dielst bet reveal our sin,
But Thou didst come our souls to
seek;
To us Thou didst distinctly speak
To show us we were dead:
And then, our broken hearts to
heal,
Thou didee to ua Thyself reveal
As dying in our stead.
Thy life to us true life imparts
Tt,y Spirit dwells within our Hearts
Out songs to Thee we raise,
In Thee alone we stand complete;
Upon the Book we set our feet
And Thy great Name we prairie.
T. WATSON.
(iranthurst, Ont., 1010.
when used to the rape, they will
thrive satisfactorily confined on this
alone, and will fatten faster on rape
late in the fall than on any other
'mance, even when the rape has
been repeatedly frozen, and, in-
deed, when partially covered with
snow. When the lambs are being
weaned, the ewes should be kept in
a field as far distant from them as
can be arranged, and should be
kept on short or dry patsture for a
few days in order to dry up the
milk. If any udders are noticed
very full, they should he relieved
by hand milking two or three dimes,
at intervals of a ootiple of days, to
avoid injury. For seotufty from at-
tacks by dogs, it is well to have a
small cow -boll or two on members
of each branch of the flock, -Far -
mar's Advocate.
—eq.— ----
-WORTHY
----WO THY OF IT.
Admitted.
She -Oh, i have no doubt you love
me, but your love lacks the supreme
touch -unselfishness.
"What makes you say that?"
"You admit it. You want me for
yourself alone, you say."
corners the set was sal
to be "knocked into a cocked hat,"
whence the popular expression for de-
priving anything of its main body,
character or purpose.
Robertson Bros.
DESIGNERS AND BUILDERS 05
MOTOR BOATS
ALL SIZES
KNOCK DOWN FRAMES
MENTAL INFLUENCES.
The State of the Mind Has a Direct
Effect Upon the Body.
A good deal is said in these days
about the effect of- mind on matter In
the way of the cure of disease, but
less 1s heard about mental influences
as a cause of bodily ills. yet it is an
old truth that the state of mind bas a
direct effect on the body. rite gloom
and depression caused by worry and
anxiety create a morbid condition of
the physical system. It is impossible
to feel well physically when the mind
and spirits are downcast. The blood
does not circulate properly, appetite
falls, the head aches, and If these, mor-
bid conditions continue more deep
seated aliments are likely to arise, and
cancer may be one of them.
With many persons a fit of anger is
followed by an attack of indigestion.
1ixcltenient destroys the appetite, bad'
news creates nausea, fright causes,
faintness, and so on. Violent or de-
pressing emotions always disturb the
equilibrium of body and mind alike.
This being the case, 1t is inevitable
that when these emotions often recur
or become continuous serious physical
results will follow. The obvious les-
son is, then, that mental serenity tends
to health -is, In fact, an essential
element of health -aid that instead of
resorting to mind "cures" atter the
health is broken it is wise to preserve-
the
reserve
the serenity as a preventive and safe-
guard against disease. - Indianapolis
Star.
HULLS furnished complete or in
any stage of completion.
LAUNCHES, with Engines in-
stalled, ready to run, in stock.
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Foot of Bay Street
HAMILTON, CANADA
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is made and
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ridding
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presets. `! got wad 50c for 2 os. bottle and
cecina boot. I 5.cggLM(y,Co., Seattle, Ws,
"Our cashier," said the vice pre-
sident of the bank, "says he wants
to take a vacation six months
hence."
"'That's till right," replied the
president. "As long as the cashier
is willing to give us notice we
Should be glad to let him have a
vacation."
It takes a bad man to be a good
nal'.
Canadian Appreciation
Langham Hotel, London.
Gentlemen, -I wish to express my appreciation of the 38
h.p. Daimler which you have delivered to me. Before ship-
ping this car to Canada I made a three wrecks' trial of it, cov-
ering some 1,200 miles, The car ran perfectly, and I never
had the slightest trouble of any kind, and I think it quite lives
up to the many claims you make for it. The silence, smooth-
ness of running, and power of acceleration on hills is really
remarltable.
My petrol consumption was 10 miles to the gallon, includ-
ing a great deal of driving in traffic. The tyres show no ap-
preciable signs of wear, and I think it will prove light on tyres.
1 am really delighted with the car, -Yours sincerely,
(Signed) C. A. BOONE, of Toronto, Canada,
"The Most
Successful
Cllr of the
Vear1909"
The Daimler Motor Co., 0900 Lirnitedq
COVENTRY, ENGLAND.
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The Literary Squire.
Traveling inspector (cross Ckestion-
Ing the terrified class) -And now, boys,
who wrote "Ettimietr'
Timid Boy-P-p-piease, sir, it wasn't
me.
Traveling inspector (the sante even-
ing to his host, the squire of the vil-
lage► -)Host amusing thing happened
today. 1 was questioning the class.
and asked a boy, "Who wrote 'Ham-
let?' and he answered tearfully.
"P -p -please, sir, it wasn't me."
Squire (after loud and prolonged
laughtert-Ba, ha! That's good, and
1 suppose the little devil bad done It
all the time. -London Answers
Easier to Write It.
In 1571 Edward Lear was staying
with the governor of Bombay at Ma-
babnleshwar, the hill station of the
Bombay presidency. 1 was there and
took 0 wall[ with him one day. He
asked me the name of sotne Moe. p
told hits thy were called "jambsiV"
trees In India, He immediately pro=
duced his sketch book and in hls inn
imitable style drew n bull looking into
a jam poll lie sold It would help him
to remember the naute.-Londeu Spec.
tater.
Pieaaant Prospect.
"Yo' Isn't stopped -at de Ptalnce hotel
bete', Is yo', boss?" Inquired the col-
ored man who was piloting a just
arrived Irnvoict' from the railway Sflt-
tlon to the hostelry.
"No. But what makes you sure of
1t?"
"Ubkase yo' swine der now, sah,t
-Puck.
" His Birthday Present.
fair Customer -I want n birthday
-
present for my husband. hauier-i'es,
mum. clow' would this old clock Ault
you? Fair Customer -Let me see.
1've got n corner in my boudoir that
will just do for 111 And I've been
wanting an old clock for a long tibio
Yes, that will do!"
To Be Noble,
Most of our uuhnppiuesn cemes
about wecayse there is in ust n scrap
of the Infinite that la not satisfied with
finite filings. There Is n longing in
tale human heart to unfold into n bet-
ter life, To do end to be noble Is the
deepest desire of every bort. - i».
uenrs van Dyke.
Those who pursue ham—Renee nrit rot_
Lunate to cabab gip with toetoat,