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The Brussels Post, 1910-8-11, Page 2ti++++++i+++++++++++t+#;+++++++•+++++++++ +• ++'+ Of RR Or, A TRUTH NEVER OLD. 4 . 4- 7 +++++t +++++444-++44-144-4+++++++++++++4++444+T + OHAPTER I.-(Cont'd) lids • of the house; it is his brake and his omnibus going down the "Politeness would require me to avenue on their way to the nearest deny, but truthfulness would cora- railway station, four miles off, to pal me to assent," uiect some of his coming guests "Of course it would, You don't there. Well, there'll be nothing want anybody with you who has seen of them till 2 o'clock at lunch - hoard all your best stories a thou- eon. They are all people he hates. sand times, and knows what your or thinks he hates for that best of • Elector has told you not to eat; I all possible reasons, that his wife don't want anybody who has seen likes them. Why can't Duloia Way- ! hcw I look when I'm ill, and knows eiley come before the 20th? Lady i where my false hair is put on. Its Waverley always amuses him, and quite natural. By .the way, Boom agrees with him. It is so pleasant says Ovid's ladies had perukes too, to be agreed with, only when one's as one of the put her wig on up- own people do so it makes one al - tide down before him, and it chil- most more angry than when one is led his feelings toward her; it contradicted. When his wife agrees would ohill most people's. I won- with him it leaveshim nothing to dor if they made them well in• those say: When Dulcia Waverley agrees days, and what they cost'. with him it leaves him with a sooth- "tI think you might have invited ing, sense of being sympathized with scare of the husbands.". an appreciated. -'Dulcia Waverley ,"Oh, dear, no. ` Why? They're always tells him that he might st 'ng somewhere else." have been a great statesman if he "And your friends are never jea- had chosen ; as he always thinks so lcus, I suppose; at least, never himself, the echo of thin thoughts about their husbands?" is agreeable. "An agreeable woman is, never He sits down in one of the clip - jealous of anybody. She hasn't ped' yew -tree arbors to light new separator is maintained at the re- tiree to be. It is only the women cigar and smoke it peaceably. A and smoke. 'separator number of turns of the han- who can't amuse themselves who peaocck goes past him, drawing its "Do not let Us disturb Lady i q crake that sort of fuss." beautiful train over the smooth- Usk," he said. "1 know chats -'tile• "Areyou an agreeable woman, shaven grass. A mavis is singing laines in the country have a thou- Separate the cream in a room " g on a rose bough. The babble of al sand and one things to do before which can be kept clean, free from my"dear? dust and impure air. "I have always been told so by stream hidden under adjacent trees' luncheon, and I know your house is y everybody except yourself." is pleasant on the morning silence. full from gable to cellar,' Lord Usk rose anlaughed as he He doesn't notice any of it; he "It will be by night," says the lighted a cigar. thinks it odiously hot, and what master of Surrenden, with disgust, "Well I won't have any scandal fools they were who clipped a yew- "end not a decent soul among 'em in the house. Mind that." tree into -the p 'n a shape of a periwig, all." "You'd better put that up on as very anti what a h bas o a row ae t f th t ''Tha t isad'for you," says �;,placard as you have put 'No fees k don t� Blanford, with a twinkle in his., allowed to the servants,' up in the hall." "I'm sure I would with pleasure if I thought anybody would attend to it. I don't like your set, Del- tic. That's the truth. I wish you'd drop nine -tenths of 'em." 'My dear George, I wish you would mind your own business, . to use a very vulgar expression. Do I ever say anything when you talk nonsense in the lords, and when sou give your political picnics, and shout yourself' hoarse to the farm- ers, who go away and vote against your man? Do i ever say anything when you shoot pheasants which cost you a sovereign a head for their corn, and stalk stags which cost you £80 each for their keep, and lose races . with horses which cost you ten' thousand a year for their breeding and training? Do I ever say anything when you think that people who are hungering for the whole of your land will be either, grateful or delighted because ever was the green ibis in old says his host, who does not care you take 10 per cent. off their Egypt. to pursue the subject of Lady Way - rents'? You knew I don't. I think How long will they touch their erley's saintly .qualifications for the yet ought to be allowed to ruin ceps or pall their forelocks to us,"salvation of cities or men. yourself and accelerate the revolt).- thinks Lord Usk, "though I don't I went -to India; but it bored tion in any . absurd way which may see why they can reasonably object Hie. I liked it when I was twenty - seem best to you. In return, pray to do it as long as we take off our four; one likes so many things when let me manage my own house par -. hats to Wales and say sit to him. one is twenty-four, even champagne ties and choose my own acquaint- This political problem suggests and a cotilion. Hew's Boom?" emcee. It is not mueh to ask. What! the coming elections to'his mind- "Very well; gone to his cousin's oro you going away 1 How exactly the coming elections are a disagree- is Suffolk. Sure you won't have like a man, to go .away when be able subject for meditation ; why something to eat 1 They can bring • .gets the worst of the argument. wasn't he born in his grandfather's it here in a minute if you' like out - Lord Usk has gone: into the gar -time, when there were pocket bor- c•fdoors :best• dens in a towering rage. He is a ought as handy and portable as: . "Quite sure, thanks. What a :gentleman; he csill quarrel with stuff -boxes, and .the country re- kvely place this is1 I haven't seen his wife all day long, but he will turned Lord Usk's nominee as a it for years. I don't think there's always stop short of swearing,at- :natter of course without question? another garden so beautiful in all rcr, and he feels that if he stays "Well, and what good men they in the room a moment, longer he will g„t in those days,” he thinks. Frear -that allusion to the Scotch "1'ox, and Hervey, and Walpole, stags is too • much for humanity en I Burke, and all the rest of 'en); (with a liver) to endure. When fee orators, clever ministers, mem Acbnalorrie is sold to that beastly hers that did the nation honor ;' American, to be twitted with what every great noble sent up some fine stags used to cost! Certainly they fellow with breeding and brains had cost a good ileal, and the keep- buncombe and bad logic, and drop- ers had been bores, and the croft- red aspirates had no kind of chance ars had been' nuisances, and there to get into the house in those days. Lad always been some"disease or Now, even when ]loom's old enough ether among the birds, and he had to put up himself, I dare say never cared as much as some men ter deer -stalking, but stilly as Ach- INiESTINp1 PARTLYSIS ' fruit -A -tires" The Only Medicine That Will licnlly (hueConstipation, The Livor both causes and cures Obstinate Constipation or Paralysls oP the Bowels. When the Liver becomes torpid or weals, then It cannot give UUP enough Bile to move the Bowels, °P reit-a-tires" acts .directly on the liver and makes the liver strong and active, By curing the liver, "Fruit-a.tives" enables this important organ to give off sufficient Bile to move the bowels regularly and naturally, and thus euro "Intestinal Paralysis,". "Prult-a-tires" is made of fruit juices and, tonics and is undoubtedly the only medicine ever discovered that will positively cure Constipation in any form, "Frult-a-tives" is sold by all dealers at 50c a box, 0 for 52.00, or trial box, 25e, or may bo obtained from Pruit-a tives, Limited, Ottawa. honestly found by n• setter in stub- blot, and 3,000 head of game between five guns in a morning are very different things, What did they give you for Achnalorrie 1" Usk diseourses of Aclinalcrrie with breathless eloquence as of a lover eulogizing the charms of a mistress forever lost to him. (`1.'o be continued.) nobody could have been so - agree - ebbs to him as Blanford. For once a proverb is justified, "a self -invit- ed guest is thrice welcome." Ho is for dragging his t4eitor in' at once to breakfast, but Blanforcl resists. 3T; has breakfasted on board his yacht; he could not eat again bo - fore luncheon; ho likes the open air, lie wishes I to sit in the periwig o 4. y 0n the Farm OREAML'RY NEEDS. Four outstanding needs in our creamery industry, so far as the patrons' duties are concerned, are thus enumerated in a folder entit- led, "The Babcock Test vs. the Oil Test," issued : by the Ontario De- partment of e-pertment.of Agriculture: (a) Richer or higher -testing cream supplied to our creameries. (b) Separating done. under mors cleanly conditions. (c) The cream cooled immediately after separating, and kept cool un- til delivered at the creamery or to the cream -drawer. (d) The use of the Babcock test on the farm, for testing individualcowscws and -the cream which is sup- plied to the crcaruery. 1. Regulate your.. separator to skim not less than a 30 -per -cent. cream. 2 Be sure that the speed of the, NA -DRU -CO Headache Wafers stop the meanest, nastiest, most persistent headaches In half se hour or less. We guaranies that they contain no opium, morphine or other poisonous drugs, 25c, abox at your druggists', Or by mall from DnaNational Drend Chetnicei Co. of Comas, Limited, • - i4'btat!oale 00ENTS WANTED -Envy to soil -pond money. maker -bion or Woipen--t tits bo-1n.y, CANADIAN MERCHANDISE, LIMITED, nunter•Rodo nuliding, 'Toronto. 4. Wash the separtitor every time. it is used. You would not think of asking anyone tp eat his or her din- ner off a plate which had not been washed since the previous meal. - Therefore, why do some of our pat tri ut stream makes. Why , :•ons ask people to eat butter which theyturn it, and send.it farther � handsome eyes. He is not a hand- hue been manufactured from cream, frothe house? He's got no mon-1 some man, but he has beautiful sei'arated with a separator which ey to do anything, or he would have' a patrician profile, and a look has not been washed since it was; y last used? it done to=morrow. 1 of extreme- distinction; his expres- 8 Cool cream to a teinper- A peacock begins to scream. The sion is a little cynical but more ature of your rgre as by settingam the noise of a peacock cannot be said amased; he is about 40 years old cans in ice cold sprin water 'or. to be melodious or soothing at any` but looks younger. He is not mar- cold well water immediately after time. { rind, having by some miracle of it has been separated. "Why don't you wring that, good fortune or of personal dexter -8. Keep your cream cold and bird's neck?" he says, savagely, to' ity contrived to elude all the efforts •sweet until delivered to the dxavv- a gardener's boy who is gather'ing made for his ca pture. His b soon y er or at the creamery. up fallen rose leavas. lb one of the oldest in England, and •7. By ,sending sour, 'curdled The boy gapes and touches his: he would net exchange it, were i hair; his hat being, already on tae; possible, for a, cream to the creamery, you are the dukedom. e loser, not only in the quality of the ground in sign of respect. The pe I "Since when have you been so butter manufactured from such cocks have been at Surrenden ever in love with decency, George 1he since Warren Hastings sent the first' asks, gravely. pair as a present to the Lady Usk i Lord Usk laughs. "Well, you of that generation, and they are know, I think one's own house regarded with a' superstitious ad-: should be proper." miration by all the good Hampshire 1 "No doubt," says Lord Blanford, people who walk in the gardens of stili more gravely. Is Lady War- Bnrre"den or visit thein on the eiley not here? She would save a public day. The Surrenden pea- hundred Sodoms with a dozen Go - cocks are as sacred to the neigh- morrahs thrown in gratis." bcihood and the workpeople as, "I thought you were in India," there'll be some biscuit baker or some pinmaker sent down by the naloi•rie is irrevooably gone, the radical eaueus or the English Land thirty -mile drive over the bleak League who'll maks the poor devil tills, and the ugly house en the believe that the millonium's com stony strathside, and the blinding ing in with them and leave Boom rains and the driving snows anal nowhere!" the,, swelling streams, which the horses had to cross as hest they eould, all seem .unspeakably lovely to him and the sole things worth living for; and then his wife has the heartlessness to twit him with tho Cost of each stag! no feeling," "Women have g," ho growls, as he walks about the gar- dens. "If they think they can make a point they'll make it, let it hitt you how it may." Ile possesses two other very big places .in adjoining cq.untics, Orme costic and Denton abbey, but they are ponderous, vast, gorgeous, ceremonious, ugly; he detests both of them. Of Surrenden he is, on the contrary, as fend as he eat be of anything except the lost Achna- lorire, andia little cozy house that he has at Newmarket where the sl'edow of Lada tido has never fel- Tie hears the hetet of Wheels on ravel,. It e'hies from the: other' The prospect was so shocking that he throws his cigar end at the pea - corks and gets up out of the ever- green periwig. As he does so he comes, to his ab- solute amazement, face to face with his friend Lord Blanford: ' Lord Blanford is supposed by all the world, or at least that largo portion of it which is interested in his movements, to be at that mo- ment in the forest recesses of La - f " Lord "My dear George,„ Rays y . Blanford, in n very sweet voice, wl'ieily unlike the peacock's, "1 verLure to take yeti by surprise, have left :my tub at Weymouth and come on foot across the country to. you. It is most unpardonable eon - duet, but I have always abused ytur friendship. The master of Surronden'cannot find words of welcome warm enough to satisfy himself. He is honestly delighted. Failing Dulcia Waverley England. After the great dust plains and the sweltering, :humid heats of India, all this coolness and greenness are like paradise." "It's awfully hot!" Blanford laughs languidly. "Hot! you ungrateful, untravel- ed country squire! I should like to. fasten you to.a life -buoy' in the middle of the Red Sea. Why do Englishmen perspire in ever7. pore the moment tho thermometer's. above zero in their own land, and yet stand the tropics better than any other European 9" Yon know I've sold Achna lori'e," says his host, apropoi;..de rte but to him. Achnalorrie seems apropos of everything in creation. Blanford is surprised, but he aloes not show any surprise. "Ah 1 Quite right, too. If we wished to please the radicals we _couldn't find any vway to please them and injure our- selves equal to our insane fashion of keeping hundreds of square acres at an enormous cost, only that for a few weeks in the summer we may d e to death some of the most inno- cent and graceful of God's crea- tures." "That's just the bosh Dolly talks." "Lady tisk is a wise politician, then, Let her train Boom for his pcfitical life, I don't know which is the more utterly inslpfensible-'- our enourmous highland dear slaughter or 'our imbecile; butchery of birds; They ought to. have re- corded the iutboduction of battle shooting into the British isles by the great and good on the. Albert memorial." "Otte must shoot something." "1 never saw why. But something Bream, but also in your test. This 'means dollars and cents to you. Are you interested in dollars and Bents? Is it not for the purpose of making money that you keep cows? CROP ROTATION, Weed eradication has long been a subject of experimentation at the Minnesota Station. Spraying with selphate of iron has been practis- m .che® Bros. DESIGNERS AND BUILDERS OF IWTO� BOTS ALL SIZES KNOCK DOWN FRAMES HULLS furnished complete or in any stage of completion. LAUNCHES, with Engines in- stalled, ready to run, in stock, Send stamps for catalogue. Foot of Bay Street HANIILTON; CANADA GOLD OF THE INCAS FOUND. Bolivia May Become Centre of the World's Supply. If, Bgove-.tLnent reports may be ac- cepted a3 truthful; all the gold that has men taken out of the fields of California and the Klondike of Alas- ka will be insignificant compared with the product of the fields of Bolivia in South America within the next few years, The source of the wealth of the ancient Incas hes' been found in its unexplored interior. More gold is left there than was mined by the old civilized tribe of Indians and which n cnabled them to offer to Pizarro s a ransom -for the Incan King gold to fill a room 22 by 27 feet. The same field were the source of the metal that en- abled the Indian tribe. to furnish the Temple of the Sun,which Pizarro's followers reported was "literally coy ered with plates of gold." The report is made by Alexander. 1 Benson, the American secretary of the legation at Bolivia. He says' that Bo- livia may become the centre of_the world's gold supply through the devel- opmevtt of these fields by modern ma- chinery. Here and there a shrewd Peruvian has plowed one and been rewarded with r.phes. The reason why these fields have not been devel- oped has been the immense difficulty in reaching the fields and in trans- porting any of the products from them: Transportation is difficult in the extreme and the cost enormous. Rough mule trails are the only means of entering this region and the trans- portation of, heavy machinery now is well nigh impossible until passable roads are built. The building of these roads and the other preparations necessary before the gold can be taken out and marketed affords a great op- portunity for American capital and enterprise. The gold' is declared to be principal ly in- the forest -clad ravines.of the eastern Cordilleras, which culminate el with more or less beneficial re-' in the important River of Enka. The sults proving however, a better trails that lead in here and the ap- mininO r development than an actual ester minator. The best.results in cle stieying weeds have come from ro talion of crops, according to an ar-i tele by Prof. A. D. Wilson, Super- intendent of the Division of Erten-, sion and of Farmers' Institutes, at the Minnesota Experiment Station. ei order of weeds and of weed-seedpgearao00 of the soil show that has been carried out to a great extent by old methods, but the gold that could he reached only by modern min. ing methods is there still. This has been done by private parties that made large fortunes within a few years of working. In the River of Ifolca it is not un' usual to wash a pan of surface dirt and find, gravel averaging r$1 a yard on Men of Ambition are wanted at all unrepre- sented points to sell life in- surance for the N.1'I'1O:UL. LIII'I:. A good man, a strong company, a liberal policy and generous treat- ment is a winning cembina- tion. Yau get the three last qualities in the Nation- al, There is no more use- ful nor dignified business, and if you are a worker and ambitious we want you. Write for the agency terms. The NATIONAL LIFE Assurance Company :HEAD OFFICE, TORONTO ) Two ane-tenthacre plots have been cropped under differing systems of cultivation over a period of sixteen years. One plot was cropped to a five-year rotation system of cern first year, grain second, grass third and fourth, and grain fifth year. The other plot was devoted to wheat each year, the land being plowed early in the fall, carefully disked ano prepared for seed. The rotated riot is now substantially free from weeds. The wheat plot is infested with wild oats, though the Station hes practised careful Hand -pulling of weeds over the several years of experimentation. The two years that the rotation plot grew grass, the hay has been cut so early that weeds had no chance of maturing seed. When the plot was in corn, thorough stirring of the ground was practised, and weeds were killed before they ripened. -Farmer's Ad- vocate. WAIT A WHILE. Wait till you're old and haggard, wait till you're bent and grey, be - fere you complain, with a voice full of pain: "I'm am so tired to -day 11' You are so young and active, you am so young and strong? You tired of the game, and, feeling no shame, singing a' dotard's songl Wait till the shades ha"degathered, wait till the night is near,, then you may moan as you walk alone, down to the vale of fear: You with year little burden, strapped to your stalwart back 1 Au 1 yell would repine and utter a whine over the thprns;in t%tetrack, Wait till your friends have left you, wait till your heart is tired, and you're mocked be hosts of the sheeted ghosts of things you' have long desired, Youth is the greatest treasure 1outh is the world's red gold 1 And nsab who sighs under morning skies a0 - serves to be stricken old. -• Walt Mason, Cures Spruntl Tendon. Collar and Saddle Gans 994 Manitoba Am, Winnipeg, 1700. .1 have need your Spavin cure on a Sprung Tendon with good results and I can recommend it for Collar and Saddle Culla” 3. II. 11.01,11 Kenda119s Spavin Cure 1e a biasing 10 farmers and et0ebmen. In the part 40 years, K0ndall',apavite Cum has literally mod millions of dollars for hoose owners. It la the one remedy that an alwp, he depended upon t0 abs010101y Cure Spann, alngboao, Curb. Splint, Welling. ane ra,neneu. Never Mara. nano or turns the halo white. As good for manna for hat. Keep Kendall'. always bendy. ,f, nbotae— d for eS, When yon buy at your d,nlerb, got copy of our book Treatin On The Ilona"au free --or write us 87 Da. a. J. KENDALL CO.. Enosborg Falls, VI. the surface, which would indicate enormously' valuable deposits below. Where the river widens out below In- cahuara and the canyons give way to an open country, gravel is deposited in large island and bars. These form a natural gold -saving table for all the gold -bearing ' flooded' rivers that emerge from the richest known part of the Andean mountain chain.' On the River Rake, where washing tests for gold have been made, there is a very largo proportion of black sand, which accompanies the gold in the residues washed. This black sand is very heavy, non-magnetic, and is likely to show under analysis, inaddii. tion to a considerable quantity el gold, both tin and platinum. isonsloerate. "Ilave you ever done anything to make the world happier?' asked tha solemn looking person with the un - barbered hair, - "Sure," answered ibe jelly man with the double chin. "I wee once r,i•ited to sing in puh111 and de. �._. A BANANA TBBL 1. The Fruit Grows 8 all Etv1 jP and le Cut While Unripe. Contrary to popular belief, bananas do not grow on the tree as they hang lu the grocery, but with the small end, of the fruit pointing upward -to all appearances upside down, There is probably no other fruit of such universal consumption about which so little Is known, to the average person as the banana. Scarcely one man In a thousand not connected with the business knows khat a banana tree looks like, The fruit is never allowed to ripen on the tree, but is cut half or three- quarters "full" -that Is, 'half to three- quarters developed, according to the distance tt is to be shipped -and comes to maturity by feeding from the stalk, which contains a large amount of saps Bananas cut in this way attain prac- tically the same size as if allowed to remain on the tree, in which case the bunch becomes too much of a burden for' Its support and either falls or breaks the tree and ripens on the ground. After the cutting the plantation 18 "cleaned," which merely consists of severing the standing trunks within a few feet of the ground, and a new tree comes forth from the remains of Its predecessor, so that the fruit in all stages of growth is to be fotmd at the' same dare, and the yield Is continuous. AXLE GREASE is the turning -point to economy in wear and tear of wagons. Try. a box. Every dealer everywhere. The imperial Oil Co.,LU$. Ontario Agents: The Queen City Oil Co., Ltd. A flooring a,cd the 00510 Ng le,noa or 0001111 10Y hosolv,nt granulated sugar in water and adding idoplome, a delicious syrup to me24 pr•J n array better than maple. Aisp'cina la 'told by (gooey*. 11 not ceod 50o for 2 oz. bottle MA nage boob Crescent rAfe. Co.Scottie,, W. MOTOR CARRIAGES AWARDED DEWAR TROPHY. The Dewar Challenge Trophy is awarded yearly. -by the ROYAL AUTOMOBILE CLUB for the most meritorious per- forman a of the year under the goneral regulations for certi- fied trials, The New Daimler engins has now been in the hands of the public for nearly 11 months, quits. long enough to prey i merit; owners are sending in testimonials by every post and we shouldlike to forward to any person or persons interest ed a complete set of literature fully explaining this marvel - lout; now motor, Send also fpr our new illustrated booklet, "The Dewar Trophy and liobe it was won," a history of the Greatest Engine Test on hecord,, The Daimler Motor Cop, (moo Limited, COVENTRV, ENGLAND. FREAKS OFA GENIUS. I The Man Who Smashed Glasses In London Tavern. One day a bulky, tall, pale faced gen- tleman wltb bushy, restless eyebrows entered a. London tavern. The waiter did not ask him for bis order, but im- mediately brought Om a plate of bread and cheese and a glass of ale. Having consumed bis lunch, the guest sat up- right in his chair for awhile, leaning his hands on a heavy walking cane and staring .blankly at the opposite wall as 11 in a dream. Of a Sudden he gave a start. Be seized the empty glass and dashed 1t to the floor with all his might, smashing it to atoms. He then reflected for a moment, laid a coin on the table, got up and left the inn without a word to any One.. After his departure another guest had the curiosity to ask the waiter wheth- er the gentleman who had just gone' out was not wrong in 1318 head. Quoth the waiter: "Oh, no, slri That's notbink un- usuat with 'im, sir. 'E's broke maybe - a 'undred glasses since'e's been a-com- In' to this 'ouse. 'It don't seem to know it when 'e does it. 'E just gits a-thinkin' and seems to git hungry at sometbink 'e's thinkin' about. It's the' great Lord Macaulay, sir." -St. Jamesl' . Gazette. • The Name Cuba. Cuba is the name by which the Is- land was originally known to the Lu - man Indians, who were with Colum- bus when be discovered 1t. One of its. villages or cities was called by them. Cubanacan, and it is reported that. from the similarity of sounds Colum- bus, still supposing himself to be on' the const of Asia, imngined that this must be a city of lCublal Khoo, ` the. Tartar sovereign celebrated by Marco. Polo. The survival of the original name' for Cuba is a remarkable in- stance of persistence, as the island has been baptized and rebaptized many times since its European discovery.. Columbus Orsi caned it Juana iu honor of Prince John, the sou of Ferdinand and Isabella. After'Ferdinand's death it was called in his memory Fernan- dina. Subsequently this name was changed to Santiago, after St. 30mes,. the patrou saint of Spain. Still later it was 'named ,Ave Maria, in honor of the Virgin Mary. But none of these names held, .and the Indian name is still preserved. Rite In the Orient. Rice is kept for use lu 113e ortent in its husk, just like horse oats or un - thrashed Wheat. It Is called "paddy" and Is beaten or thrashed for daily use. But pure hushed rice Is too rough and unattractive looping for world mar- kets, so it is polished in revolving cyl- inders with French ohalleto make it pretty, pearly and smooth. - But this robs it of Its outer layer and most val- uable food qualities, polished rice is regarded as poison in Japan and is known to produce the dreadful epidem- ic disease beriberi in Japanese who lire, too exclusively on a rice diet and eating little or no meat. -Exchange. Well Supplied. An teveterate wit and punster asked the captain of a craft loaded with. boards how' be Managed to get dinner on the passage. "Why," replied the 'stripper, "we always cools aboard," "Cook a board, do yon'?" rejoined the, wag. "Then I see you have been well provided with provisions this trip, at all events," -London Tit -Bits. Getting Even. Ilown rd- When Ur. Incision operat- ed ten ole he left a pair of surgical 0ets- sot's in my anatomy. Can t sue billn,. for damages? Lawyer -Better just send him a large bill for storage. -idle.. Malicious. .Youuglelgh-Which Is the better way' to propose, orally or by letter? Cynl- cua-By letter, certainly. There's a chance that you might forget to matt it. -Exchange. Why, Indeed? She -Why doses yeoman take a man's name when she marries him? 110 - Why does she take everything else he'S got? When death comes It Ja Wirer our tenderness that .'v retprvtt trl't Xod; 0'x5 aevetit:9f.- •lit blot,