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The Brussels Post, 1910-8-4, Page 3Hints for Busy Housekeepers, itecipes and Other Valuable Information ed Particular interest to Women Folks, CAKE. English. Cake.—Cream together one-half pound of butter, six ounc- t:a castor sugar, add gradually four eggs; heatthe whole thoroughly for. about ten minutes. Stir in one-half pound of sifted flour, one-quarter petted each of stoned chopped rid - Sill, and currants,oneounce each of finely sliced citron and lemon peel, one ounce blanched ground ewcet almonds. Put half the mix- ture into a cake tin,iined with but- tered paper, thlin a layer of almond icing; fill up with the remainder of the mixture. Bake in a moderate ove ,for two hours; when cold cover wit •;,Imond icing carefully smooth- with a knife. The almond ic- ing mixture; Mix together one-half pc and caster sugar and one-half pound ground almonds. Flavor with essence of almonds, mix into ii stiff paste with the well beaten yolk of an egg: A little brandy or sherry improves it. Luncheon Oake.—Cream together •ono cupful of brown sugar with ;ore -half cupful of butter,then add 'one cupful of sour milk, one cupful of chopped dates or raisins, one teaspoon of doves, two and one- half cupfuls of flour, stirring with the other ingredients, one teaspoon- ful of soda dissolved in a little of the milk. Bake slowly one hour. This makes nine loaf cake, Date Cake. -One pound dates, 'stoned and chopped; one-half pound English walnuts, three eggs, ,one cupful of flour, one teaspoon- ful of baking powder, one cupful '-f sugar, one teaspoonful of vanil- la. Beat eggs separately, then to- gether vanilla, sugar, and flour, at last dates and nuts. Bake forty minutes in moderate oven. Feather Cake.—One scant cupful rot sugar, one heaping cupful of flour, one-half cupful of milk, two tablespoonfuls of butter, one egg, and yolk of another, two teaspoon- fuls of baking powder; flavor with lemon. Bake in two layers and make frosting, using one cupful of sugar, three spoonfuls of water. Boil till same hairs, and beat in •the white of egg left from cake. -Spread between layers. Hickory Nut Cake.—Break two eggs in a cup and fill with sour Bream. One cupful of sugar, one and one-half cupfuls of .flour, one teaspoonful of soda. Filling—One -cupful of chopped nut meats, one cupful of sugar, ,one cupful of sour cream. Boil until thick. Spread between layers a,:d on top of cake. FAVORITE RECIPES. Chicken Wiggle.—One cupful of •ehopped chicken, one-half cupful o milk, thickened; one cupful o peas; butter size of an egg; sal .and pepper. Serve on dry toast. Corn Pones.—Two cupfuls of •cornmeal ; one tablespoonful of but- ler, pinch of salt. Mix above in- gredients thoroughly, add boiling water till the meal can be rolled in the hands, then form into little pones of croquettes (this •will make .about sixteen), and balls in moder- -atc oven about an hour. You will then have the genuine corn pone, en much enjoyed by the southern •epicure. Blueberry Muffins.—Cream one level tablespoonful of butter and .one-third cupful of sugar. One .egg, well beaten, scant one-half cupful milk, one cupful and two -tablespoonfuls of dour, pinch salt, .and two level teaspoonfuls of flour, pinch salt, and two level teaspoon- fuls of baking powder. Mix well :and add one cupful of blueberries. One Hour Nut Bread.—Three- fourths cupful of sugar, one egg, two cupfuls of milk, four cupfuls of silted flour, four teaspoonfuls of the beat baking powder, one cupful of nuts. Let raise thirty minutes. Recipe must be followed as given. Rhubarb Sauce.—To get wild taste out of rhubarb, peel., out in ore inch cubes, sttgar to taste; let cool. Take one egg, beat it well, then stir in rhubarb; beat con- stantly for five minutes to prevent eggs from curdling. All these re- •ciles have been tried and all have tanned out good. Banana Dessert.—Nies ripe l a- nanas sliced and served with mara- •scliino cherries and whipped cream stake a tempting dessert for break- fast. • FISH. jt.ice, ono -fourth cupful of liot water, one-fourth teaspoonful of salt, Gook one-third of the but- ter, the water, rhe lemon juice, eggs, andsalt in a double boiler, stirring' constantly, until it be- comes a light, thick -cream; -.remove. from fire, add the rest of the but- ter, and stir well. Serve fish on e Piatter; garnish with slices.o1 le 'mon and parsley; sauce to ketch' person, Baked Fish.--An-excellent way of preparing fish and one which you will use often after having once tried is to bake the fish in salt. Take any large fish, as shad, whitefish, etc, After removing scales and drawing, wipe thoroughly and lay bank into shape. Line the bottom of a dripping pan with coarse bar- rel salt, which can be obtained from your butcher if the grocer does not have it, and lay the fish in this without seasoning. Now pour salt over the fish until it is completely covered, patting it into shape with the hands. Put into a het oven and bake from forty to fifty minutes, according to the size of the fish. The salt will cake and can readily be broken away, the side of the fish coming off with it. As aseasoning prepare a white sauce by melting in a saucepan a generous tablespoonful of butter, rubbing into it a tablespoonful of flour. and adding gradually a large cupful of rich milk, stirring to keep smooth. Salt and pepper. Cleaning Fish,—When cleaning list, use a pair of old scissors for cutting' off fins, tail and slitting Saves time and your nerves; WORTH KNOWING, An old sheet will cut up into sev- eral slips for, use on the pillows ever the ticking. If kitchen floors are painted with boiled linseed oil they are cleaned very easily. The simplest way to clean win - dews is to rub with a pad of news- paper sprinkled with ammonia. In order to get a pudding to come easily from the mould, plunge the latter in cold water for a moment. When you cook green vegetables ane wish to have them green when served, let them cook with the cov- er off. To remove paint from linens rub is{ith turpentine, then lolean with French chalk dampened with alco- hol_ A pinch of borax stirred into flesh ,nilk will keep it for some tune, and also prevent the °rem seinesour. - Stains may be removed from tin - f ware by scouring with common so - f era, then washing thoroughly and t drying. Baked Fish with Lemon Sauce.— Choose about a three pound "fish, wash, bone, and fill with dressing made of one-half cupful of bread • crumbs, one-half cupful of •oracle- of crurnbs, one-half cupful of hob water, one teaspoonful of diced on - len, one tablespoonful of butter, mud one-fourth teaspoonful of salt. Bub the fish with salt and bread crumbs, bake thirty-five minutes, basting three times with one table spoonful of butterin one Cupful of hot water. Lemon Sauce — Two- thirds cupful of butter, yolks of two eggs, ono -fourth cupful of lemon A little ammonia in the water in which silver is washed will keep it bright for a long time without cleaning. To keep lemons have some nice, dry, clean sawdust in a box and bury them in it, and they will keep for weeks. When snaking puddings, always beat the yolks and whites of eggs separately, and use the whites as the last ingredient. Either cold or lukewarm water should be used for cleaning bread or pastry boards. Hot water sof- tens the wood and causes grease to spread. When the tin moulds are used for holing or steaming puddings, re- member to grease the cover of the mould as well as the mould itself with butter. To clean and brighten rugs, have a• cfcan inop, wring out of clean warm water in which is one-half cup of ammonia. Mop the rug as yon would a floor. To revive a black straw hat, and make it equal to now, rub ib all well over with .a tiny piece of but- ter on velvet, and then polish with afresh piece of velvet. All dried fruits should be soaked in cold water for twenty-four hours before cooking them. This brings out the flavor and shortens the time required to cook thein. While ordering meat always bear in maid that beef, when boiled, los- es nearly 1 pound to every 4 pounds and when roasted quite 18 ounces, alit mutton will lose oven more than this. Mend broken china with plaster of paris mixed with the white of egg and it will stand washing. This method is suitable for articles of ev- eryday use, nob for valuable old china. To make rhubarb butter, chop the rhubarb fine, and to each pound add one pint of auger and just enough water to keep from burning, Simmer slowly and stir the rhubarb frequently. She.lves for delicate china may have pads of bolt to prevent chip- ping the dishes. When fragile plates must be piled on one an- other., a small plain d'oyley placed between them will save breaking. A largo single rug; reaching to within a short distance of the walls on every side makes to room appear smaller, as one unconsciously disre- gards the distance between the walla and rug on either side, Toclean a poreleein kettle, all it Half full with hot water and put in a tablespoonful of powdered bor- ax; let it boil. If this does not re- move all the stains, scour with a cloth rubbed with- soap and borax. ,Sala and villager make an excel- lent mixture for cleaning water bottles,. Put dessertspoonful of rough salt into a decanter, moisten it with vinegar, and then shake this bc,ttle till the stains are removed. When .buying nutmegs choose small ones in preference to large ones, as they have a nicer flavor. Ta test the quality, prick them with a needle, If they are good the oil will instantly spread round the punetera. A REMARKABLE PARISH. St. Christopher -le -Stooks in 'Len- don has but One Inhabitant. • The heart of London, that region about the Bank of England and the Royal Exchange which has been dubbed "the financial hub of the world," stands in what is the strangest parish in the city. There is in this parish no church, no. mu nicipal office, and, it is said, but one inhabitant; yet its value in a parochial and official sense is equal to that of many another parish in the British metropolis with its thou- sands of taxpayers. This is the parish of St. Christo- pher -le -Stocks,' Some seven hun- dred years ago it was founded, no one knows exactly how or by whom, and is still existent with all its right. and dignities. The church of this parish stood in Threadneedle street, on the site of the Bank of England of to -day, i bur this church was demolished at the time of the improvement of the - bank in the year 1781. The church was a stately edifice, altered and ( beautified by Sir Christopher Wren a after the ravages of the great fire 1 of London, and embellished by gifts P n.. to ar the a THE S, S. LESSON INTERNATIONAL ,LESSON, AVG, 7, Lesson VI. Jesus on the Way to Jerusalem, Matt, 1l), 1, I., 13-20, Golden Text, 19. 14. Verso 1. When Jesus hncl flriislled —A common method, wjte Matthew, of passing from one subject to an- other (Matt. '7. 28; 11. 1; 1;i. 83; '0 1), He .departed from Gal Ice -13 did not go there again turd alt rise xeattrrection, Borders of Judaea beeond t Jr rdan—A New Testament design' tion for,Peraea, by th3 Jews reel oiled as one of their provinces (th other two being Judaea and Gal lce). It consists mostly of an neo rated plateau, about 85 mile north and south and 25 milts wilt notoriously cold and yielding littt ti cultivation. The population we largely Jewish, as a careful stet' of this chapter indicates. It wa ft, Pera,ea that Jesus was manifest ed unto Israel, and thither the st • orty were sent on their mission. 2. Great multitudes 'followed Jesus had gone to this district n doubt for retirement, and for cuperation of his forces prepare tory to the final ordeal which wa bet a few weeks 'distant. But h reek'not deny an outlet to his coin passion for the people, and s healed them and continued also t teach (as Mark expressly states and this. chapter and the next clearly show). 13. Brought unto him—Better 'offered Tinto him," the word be lig the same as that used of the wise men bringing gifts, and of peo le making an offering at the altar Matt. 2. 11 ; 5. 23)., It was a solemn ct of dedication. Some have eon- ectured that the incident took lace indoors (compare Mark 10. 7i, and that the little children were those of the household, who "were brought to him to say good right and receive his blessing be- fore sent to bed." But the discip- were the best-known summary of Go meaning of good charaeter, The surprise of the ruler, shown by his gweetiou, "Which?" (18), arose, perhaps, from the multiplicity t f commands other than those of Mos- es. It may be expected some new eommancbnent, 18, And Jesus said—Notice that the commandments given are en- tirely from the second table, of the Decalogne, and deal with love for one's neighbor, which may account For Matthew's addition (verse 18) which is peculiar to him (compare Lev. 19. 18). 20. All these things have I ab- served—No d doubt this could td b d Jionostly by the young man. It is e at this point that Jesus is said to ere have loved him. At any rate, +h young ruler was evidently not sat - ho idled. The scribes had as much to t- say to him. c- What lack T ;yet? -Was there no stern duty he could perform to prove himself worthy ? Had the - Good Teacher nothing more to say s to the restless :heart of this man , than what he already knew, and d what had failed to bring peace- s 21. If thou wouldest be perfect— Here. as everywhere, Jesus teach• s es, that perfection consists, not in conformity to. an external code, but is purely a matter of heart and mo- tive. Jesus does not deny the young man has kept the law. But he °, puts his finger on his one imperfec- °1 tion—his love of wealth. In saying, Go sell, and thou shalt have tree- s sure in heaven, Jesus makes no el -)promise that eternal life can be gained in this way. But, in this °:particular case, there was no pros- ° sect of a heavenly life until the t ARE ALWAYS THE SAKE. Some of the Splendid Qualities Which Distinguish the Irish, "I like an Irishman because he never ceases to be an Irishman," declares Job Hedges. "I know some other people who cease to en lots of things, sometimes without any visible regret on the faces Of their neighbors,' "I have never known of an Irishman Who objected to how muds somebody else had, if he had enough. 1' have never known of an Irishmanhowever much he had, who would not divide with a human being whom he loved and who had less than he had. "An Irishman never gives the power Of attorney, An Irishman Is neverdiffi- dent, because he is born with a degree of confidence In himself and his extrac- tion which is clear, comprehensive and all embracing, I never knew an Irish- man that would not help somebody in distress. "There is no climate or nouptry in the world that can destroy the good spirits of an Irishman. Irishman have said more ina short sentences than most people have narrated in books. "There is no need of passing much time in describing the Irish. They admit it. There is no need of telling a man he is great when that is his first instinct. There is no need of telling a man what he has done when he did it first and did it intentionally.. "But the Irish race has stirred more emotions in the human breast than any other race that walks the earth. They have gone through the gamut of human experience, and they have never surren- dered their personality. "You can persuade an Irishman to do. something, but you cannot make him. The only subjects have ever heard them agree on was Ireland and the Irish, and on that they are a unit. They are not always strong in aggression, but when hey are on the defense you cannot tell how many of them there are, because hey only look like one." from the city's wealthy alderme The first authentic reference this church is found in the ye 1392, but it is certain that church, was in existence at least hundred years prior to this dat inasmuch as without the gate stoo a pair of shooks for the punishme of those whose offences had bee committed within the ity limit These were abolished in 1282, whe Edward I. was King. At the time Henry Walls w Mayor of London the tolls derive hem London Bridge were insuffic eni: for its maintenance, so the Mayor, with the royal permissio established a fish and flesh marke "near by the Church of St. Chri topher le Stocks." The Stocks ma ket was designed to aid the upkee 'les would hardly have remonstrat-: d• i ed with them in such a case. They nt rebuked the parents because the Master's strength and time were' a 'already taken up with healing the sick, and it was intolerable that n children in sound health should be as brought to him. That he should lay his hands on them—He often laid his :rands upon these he was to heal, and these par- a ents thought it would be an inesti- i enable benefit to their children to s_ have him touch them. r_ 14. Jesus said—According to Marl. he was moved with suds na P tion at the rebuke. If the kingdom of London Bridge, the bridge keep er having power to grant leases fo market shops. The church was the spiritual resort of all "godly sho In 1624 a graveyard was attache to the church and it was upon thi ,, oung man had surrendered his at- techment to earthly gain. "The Charge to make the sacrifice was the medicine which the man's soul requred. The hard, self-denyi life of a follower of Jesus was t bracing that was needed to ma a really noble character. Com fc.11ow me is not so much a co mend as it is an invitation, Jes yearns to have this man for a d ciple, but he has named the on conditions upon which this is po sible. 22. He went away sorrowful Jesus might have made the ter The Art of t. -rating. Writing began with the rude picture writing on bone and rock - and passed ng slowly by' a netural and inevitable transi- tion from the literal representations of Ice the objects to the symbolic suggestion of e,idea, to a word alphabet and then to pure sound signs. The whole process is mani- m- fest from the very infancy of Egyptian ua picture writing, as /prude es that with 15 -'which the savage petples still record their ly deeds. From these crude signs the pro- _ cess went on in its slow transformation s to the phonetic writing typified in the Icosetha stone to the Phoenician, Greek and Roman modifications which brought rn5 us to the arbitrary sound symbols which - the voice .combines into articulate speech. ve gained a to lower. But what kind of a folio er •( The man who, in a covet syirit, clings to his possessions a is ready to renounce Christ soon than them, has cause for sorro However estimable he may be other respects, there is a fatal fla in his character. We ,never get'an happiness out of the thing we ohoo instead of Jesus. 23. Hard for a rich matt to enter' into the kingdom—It is hard for anyone to enter, but especially hard for those who are exposed to all the fascinations and perils of great riches. 24. Easier for a camel to g w - tis An Arctic Bill of Fare. nd The Eskimos at home in their native er frozen wilds do not believe in cooking. w. Their meat, be it seal, fish, venison, in trout, salmon, whale blubber- or codfish, w they devour in its natural raw state and with the same gusto with which the Y average small boy tackles a watermelon, s se A Al ORD LITTLE STATIr, A .Living flit of the Antique Work!" on the Face of Modern .gferope. Wedged ie like a debatable, land between Preece and Spain ]lee s' gimlet little state wbiob calls itself: the Bepublio of the Valleys of Alie dorsa, and dates eta foundation fro;lnt the year 782, when Charlemagne gave+ Re people a charter of independence, as a reward for the aid they halt given him in his struggle to drive out the Saracens from Barcelona end .Seo' d'Urgel, This charter, one of their, most precious possessions, ie still!. Preserved in a curious iron armoryt with six lochs, which stands in the. House of Parliament at Andorra-ia- Villa i ,the metropolis of this miniature, state, Bays the Wide World Magazine, From time to time, during the Changeful history of Europe, Cherie-, mange's charter has been oonflrmedl by various monarchs; even Napoleon, ruthless destroyer though he was, spared this miniature eepnblie as a Public curiosity, which it certainly is. patriarchal and primitive to an al, most incredible degree—a wonderful••_,, living, breathing bit of the antique. world, lying intact on the face o>ti modern Europe. Andorra has no. written history, no written laws; everything is done aocording to trade. tions, handed down from generation to generation, and the form of governs ment and the manners and customs of the people are essentially they same to -day as they were 1,200 years ago. The fact of the republic's isolatecL Position contributes as much as any- thing to this curious state of affairs. The Andorrans are almost as conserva- tive as the Ohinese, They mistrust foreigners and foreign inventions. and have a rooted objection to sueid things as photographic cameras, rail- ways, telegraph wires, telephones and'. other modernities. Nature has pro, vided them with impregnable forti- fications in the shape of Pyrenean masses that shut them in securely on every band, and they have no mind' to allow their peaceful harmony to bo disturbed. Let other nations quarrel and fight with each other if they, choose; Andorra has no ambitions. The confines of the country at the beginning of the 20th century are lust exactly 'the same as they were in the year 782, neither more or less. She. is very tenacious of her indepen- dence, and her antique traditions, of her manners and customs, but' shis content to remain what she has ever been, a miniature state in the midst of modern Europe; managing her own little affairs as she chooses. To get into or out of Andorra on any.side, you must cross an elevated mountain pass, and there is not a single high- way leading into the country either from France or Spain. The principal entrance from the French side is the Pass of Bolden nearly 9,000 feet above the sea level. This is the only one practicable for horses; the others are mere mule -trucks of footpaths, and all of them are blocked during : the. nowy season. ✓ of heaven belonged rightfully to t such as these, it was scandalous to eforbid their coming into the pies- onae of the King. This and similar hrough the eye of a needle — •roverbial saying familiar to th taws, not necessarily to be take iterally, but used to express a 'most insuperable difficulty. 25. The disciples ... were aston ished—Because they clung to th idea of a Messianic kingdom c plendor and worldly power. 28. Jesus looking upon them—I divas is penetrating look, such a lllark says he gave to the young ru- sr. Perhaps the latter was at that torrent lingering near, and heard the words, with God all things arss possible. Was not this ma's ti, able that he had tried to do him- self what only God could do for him? SENTENCE SERMONS. You do not manifest faith by de- nying facts. The measure of every gift is the 1 we have. Maki• g earth brighter snakes even surer. Praying is a wasteful act when it ops at wishing. You cannot live for people with - it living with them. Trouble never weakens you save hen you flee from it. No man has a great mission who ghts little ministries. Some spend minutes in charity ti months in advertising it. Too many think that square liv- g mud; means sour looking. Many reformers get switched off to reforming one another. STARVED.' Ascum—I saw your wife at the nee last night. She certainly d look magnificent. By the way, ' man, you're rather thin, aren't u? Manley—I guess I am. You see went to housekeeping recently d I arranged with my wife to ve her a certain allowance each ek to ,provide for the table and a clothes for herself, - ODD. 'Eliza," yelled the poet, "why nit you keep that kid quiet? rat ails him, anyway?" 'I'm sure I don't know," replied patient wife; "I'm singing one your lullabies to the little der - s for bread and vegetables, they have none of them. They set their seal oil lamps going, suspend a soapstone dish fill- ed with snow over it, and with the water thus obtained they mix an equal quan- tity of molasses procured from the Hud- son Bay Co. That they drink and are happy. That is the sum total of an Arc- tic cuisine. 0 A A Star That Winks. e, There is in the constellation Pegasus a n little variable star that may reasonably n, be said to wink. Two or three times in the course of a single night this curious star can be seen to fade and then to e 111; brighten like a signal light. For about two and three-quarter hours k becomes fainter and. fainter. Then comes a change, and at the end of two and three- quarter hours more it is as bright as at s the beginning. Unfortunately it can be seen only with a telescope. Yet it ranks as a sun. d tributes on our Lorda 's part to the 1 s sanctity of childhood constitute the that the Bank of England encroach oci, so that in 1781 the church wa demolished. But no doubt to salv _ best argument for infant baptism. a (Fora wise discussion of this diifu- e milt subject see Curtis, The Chris - the consciences of the money mak- ers the parochial rights and digni- ties were still maintained. The garden with the fountain within the Bank of England marks the site of the burial ground. The last in- terment took place 100 years ago, being that of one "Jenkins, a bank clerk, 7 feet 6 inches high." So the old Church of St. Chris- topher le Stocks went its way, but its parish remains, embracing the open space in front of the bank and the Mansion House. This parish has one inhabitant and he enjoys full rights of voting for Parliament and all municipal councils. HOOTS OF A WISE OWL. One satisfying thing is that the fool who rocks the airship will get his good and plenty. It is not the man behind the gun, but, the man behind the bun who is causing most of the excitement is our large cities recently, An Eastern scientist says love is a disease. It is mighty catching, but matrimony is often a cure. . ---'X IMPRACTICAL. New Employer -"But why did you leave your last mistress?" New Maid—"Hivvens I Did yez expect me t' bring her along wid me?" ONE-SIDED MAN. "What part of a railway train de you regard as the most danger- ons?",..,ingnired the. nervous man, "The" dining oar," answered the dyspeptic. ARE WILLING TO PAY. Having allowed considerable time to elapse, one le forced to the con - elusion that everyone seems to think alio high cost of living is worth ib, GONE. Jack—'"I hear you had some mon- ey left you." Tons—"Yes; it loft me quite a while ago." bee Faith, page 437, and note the s statement: "It (infant baptism) stands for the sacramental accept- ance by the church of the consecra- 1 tion unto Christ of a babe by the home.") The perfect sincerity of n the evangelists in admitting such incidents, which were to the discre- dit of the apostles, is manifest. 15. Ho laid his hands on 'them— Mark says (10. 16), '`He took them in his arms, and blessed them, lay- ieg his hands upon them." 16. One came to him—Commonly known as the rich young ruler. Luke alone says that he was a "ruler," which may mean nothing at more than that he occupied a high place in the social order. Mat- he thew is alone in saying he was "young." The fine character of st this man, which comes out in his enthusiastic interest in Jesus,- his o eagerness far the truth, and his freedom from immortality, justifies w cur Lord's love for him (Bark 10. 21). sli What good thing shall I do 9— Ntarlc and Luke, more naturally, ar omit the "good." Could any act, except e, good one, win eternal life? in The divergencies here, between Matthew on the ono hand, and on Mark and Luke on the other, are full of interest. What follows sug- gests that "Good Teacher" is the manner in which the ruler address- ed Jesus, He went beyond the da usual courtesy, which would do- dic only "Teacher," and signified. cic his lofty regard for Jesus by the ad- Y' ditien of this unusual adjective. 17. Why askost thou me?—If this v1° i• the exact form of the Master's re- al, sponse, it must have been in the gl nature of a challenge to look else- we where than to some good act for bu the secret of eternal life; such char - tinter as is found in him who alone is good can entitle mon,to that eu- preme estate. If Jesus said, "Why kallest thou me good? None is do good save one" (Mark and Luke), Wl it was not booause of any conscious- hihis n ese of moral lack, no denial of sinlessnoss, but a test of the ntan s lin conception of goodness ; 1ie had giv- en ivru Jesus a title which belonged only to God—wits ho ready to stand by 'J it? Erie Keep the eonlmandments_They use ° Her Troubles. Single Man (to himself) -I am sure that darling little angel loves me: She takes me into her confidence and tells me all her troubles. Seale Alan (some years tater)—Con- found it alll From morning till night and night till morning when I'm at home I hear nothing but tales about the servants, the butcher, the butler, the baker, the candlestick maker and all the rest of 'em. no many people look upon a nd as a person they can stake of The Limit. Mr. Cribbs—Mrs. C., I have borne with resignation—nay, even cheerfulness —antique chairs that wobbled, antique clocks that were always thirteen hours behind time, antique rigs that some pre. historic Turks wove, antique china, an. tique bowls, pans anti kettles. All this I have smiled at, but when you give me antique eggs for breakfast I draw the line, madam; I draw the lint. i Qualified. "That boy of mine," said Nupopp proudly, "is going to be a great baseball enthusiast some day." "1'd like to know how you can tell," rejoined his friend Bleocher. "ale's only Mo weeks old." s, sa upopp, ut he can yell louder than any chap of his age and; weight 1 ever saw." A Severe Test of Affection. He—ls there anything i can do to prove my affection so that you will not doubt it? She --There is. Marry my sister. She is older than I, and mmmnia is deter. mined not to let Inc marry till my sister is disposed of. Fishy, "I can't sec telly men like to get tip early and go fishing," says Mrs, Mahe 1 prop. "Now, myhusband is a regular anglonsanitc-1 mese, he's a debaucher . to the cpiscatory Cr(, )fish? W\'hy, he', an apostle of old Win:. Newton himself!" Noble Lives. Up In the Thousands. A golf champion said one afternoon on the finks; 'That chap ahead of us plays very± poorly, doesn't he? Let us say noth- ing to him about it, though, His poor playing is often enough rubbed in on him. "His caddie, one day when he was• in particularly bad form, lay down, ,neat the ball in a bunker and pre- tended to Sleep. `The man looked up from one of, his many vain swats at the ball and growled: ; Say, you must be tired, boy, ly-, ing down!' I ain't tired of oarryin',' said the. boy. ;but I certainly am tired of count,] in. ' Mustard Plaster Cure. "Mustard as a promoter of morals, was a new role," said the woman. "Yesterday I heard my Bohemian neighbor say to her eleven -year-old' daughter: If you do that again 1'11 put a mustard plaster on you.' The child didn't do it again. When I asked why the mother told me that in her country disobedient children are punished by applying a mustard plaster. It is more ellcacious than whipping, scolding or moral suasion., Tho plaster isn't left ou long enough, to blister badly, but even without a blister a mustard plaster is a correc- tive measure that all little Bohemians try to avoid, even at the expense of good behavior." Scriptural Misquotations. "Iie who runs may read" sounds, very Scriptural, but it is in reality a mangled version of the verse in the prophet Habakkuk, "Write the vision Slid make it plain upon the table that he may run that readeth it." Another Biblical misquotation is "By the sweat of thy brow shalt thou earn thy bread," the real text in Genesis being "In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread." And when we pour "oil on the troubled waters" thousands search tha Scriptures in vain for the metaphor. --London Chronicle. Natural Pottery. ltlxccllent natural pottery is menu- factured by nature in the ease of a certain cactus. Woodpeckers are apt to excavate nests in the trunk and branches, and in order that it may protect itself again these incursions the plant exudes a sticky juice, which hardens, forming a woody lin- ing to the hole made by the birds. Eventually the cactus dies and witi,, ors, but the wooden bowl remains, A Miraculous Escape. A motor cnr with several passengers went over a cutting in :4tanawatu George, near 'Wellington, N.Z, and mood down a steel) bank, carrying trees and shrubs with it. Strange to. say the car remained upright, and stopped in the river bed 70 feet below., The oceepauts were unhurt. Every noble life leaves the fiber of 0 An Old Balloon Project. interwoven into the fabric of the world. As early as 1780 the French Govern. --Ruskin. ment gran(eci a sum of money to es- tablish a balloon service between Paris and Mntseiliea with whet were Farmers' Associations. All over Europa farmers' assaciettote ltltowst as the Montgelfier air bal- exist tor iht ltaitdfing of (arm product* 1000, though the project never L.,,, a t a eatamerc -ia •, emu tor In re eC ilC iC j tr