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The Brussels Post, 1908-8-27, Page 6NOTES AND COMMENTS Sir James Crichton-Browne, whose platform includes a plank in favor of good square meals, is strongly indorsed by the Medical Journal. That paper says it has always demurred to the dogma which would screw a man's con- sumption of good and toothsome food down to the minimum requir- ed to 'maintain his physical offici- enoy as measured by calories and such like abstract standards, Such teaching, it declares, is repugnant to all but the stingy, and it indulg- es in this bit of sarcasm : "It has recently become very common for men to remark, gener- ally over a generous repast, that undoubtedly we all eat too much. For the most part such a statement ie purely academic, we suppose, for we have never observed, that the be- lief was strong enough in the preacher's breast to lead him to any striking curtailment of his own indulgence." The element of time enters into the judgment upon this important question, and our opinion is that The Journal is not as careful as :t might be in the choice of words. The time when the generous liver has doubts about his generous re- past is not while he is at the table, but after he has retired therefrom. It is then that the philosophy of moderation presses upon him and that he derives ideas from his dis- comfort which vanish before the next meal. But however that may be, the disputes of the authorities are. a boon to us all. We have au- thority for bolting and authority for thirty chews to the bite; au- thority for a diet of breakfast foods and authority for fried fresh pork; an absolute prohibition of meat, the exclusion of certain kinds only; praise for vegetarians and their classification as cranks. By a wise selection of his experts the ingenious layman can get an in- dorsement for any food that pleas- es him and any quantity, and ul- timately the question resolves it- self into one of individual judg- ment. And perhaps it was bound to do so, whether opinions were banded down or not, for men find out what disagrees with them with- out going to doctors; they are apt to know themselves when they are suffering from overeating, to have a keener realization . of the fact than the constituted authorities. TICE MOST DECORATED MAN. Could Not Tell Off -Band How Many Orders Ile May Wear. Sir Robert Hart, the Inspector - General of the Chinese Customs, enjoys the distinction of being the most extensively decorated English- man alive—excepting, of course, members of the Royal Family. It is probable that even be him- self could not tell off -hand precise- ly how many orders, stars, crosses, ribbons, and so on, he is entitled to wear. His Chinese insigne alone, how- ever, number no fewer than nine- teen, and include such coveted Or- ders as the Imperial Peacock Fea- ther, the Mandarin's Red Button of the First Class, Knight of the Dou- ble Dragon, and Brevet of the Or- der of Pu Cheng Su. He is also a Commander of the Belgian Order of Leopold; a Che- valier of the Order of Wasa, Swe- den -Norway • a Knight of the Grand Cross of the Order of Francis Joseph of Austria; a Grancl. Officer of the French Legion of Honor; Grand Officer of the Order of the Crown of Italy; Comma'iider of the Order of Pius IX., Rome; Knight Grand Cross of the Portuguese Order of Christ; Knight Grand Cross of the Norwegian Order of the Polar Star; Knight Grand Cross of the Order of Orange Nas- sau, Holland; and a holder of the Prussian Order of the Crown, First Class. Finally, as though this were not enough, the Chinese Emperor has ennobled his ancestors for three generations back; and has further appointed him, by Letters Patent, Junior Guardian of the Heir Appar- ent to the Throne. This, it may be explained, is the roundabout Chinese way of confer ring the rank and dignities of a prince. FRENCH MARRIAGES INCREASE. Marriages in France last year numbered 314,903, a figure not at- tained since 1872.4, when many of the marriages delayed by the Fran co -Prussian War tools place, This sudden growth in the number is explained by. the Figaro as due to 8 law passed early last year relax- ing the stringency of the legal for- malities required before a marri- age certificate could bo issued add consequently lenseninf the cost. QUESTION OF RELIGION Nothing of Faith in Unthinking Routines, Even in the Name of Religion. "What shall it profit a maul" Mark, viii., 36. The New England conscience in- sisted, that everything that felt good must, therefore, be bad, that the fact that it was a pleasure to do any particular action was proof sufficient that that action was dan- gerous and sinful, that which pleas- ed the palate must be pernicious to the health, that which the taste re- jected must be "good for you." Holding this view life became a bundle of contradictions, a perpetie al warfare between those things which the Creator seems through our senses to suggest that we should do and those which piety prescrib- ed. The good man was the unna- tural one who exhausted himself in fighting against himself. Religion becomes, under such cir cumstances, a matter of determin• ing whether it pays to endure this present brief period of restrictions, deprivations, and denials in order to enjoy an eternity of bliss, whe- ther it is worth while to endure purgatory on earth for the sake of paradise after death. The question of religion goes a great deal deeper than whether it pays to be miserable here in order to be selfishly blissful in glory; it goes deeper than considerations of cold cash or of COMMERCIAL SUPREMACY; it is this deep, root question, does it pay to follow your ideals? Is it worth while, at any cost, to persist in the path of being the best you know? Supposing that obedi• ence to that heavenly vision that comes at Ieast once to us all leads into paths of pain, demands wil- lingness to suffer and to bear loss, to remain unknown, to endure what many will call failure, is it still worth while? It is not an evidence of anything basely utilitarian in the character of this age that you hear so often the test question, "What's the use?" applied to proposed courses of action or duty. Ultimately all things must come to this proof of their right to be, that they have use, value, or they render service. One is justified in putting the same test to every demand of relig. ions duty. It is certainly a non- religious act to go on doing things in the church or is the name of re- ligion without any thought of their purpose or value; it may be an ir- religious act. Many a person is stunting his religious development by doing acts of religion without the religious motive. If you urge a boy to go to Sun- day school, and he answers: "0, what's de use?" would it not be bet- ter, instead of forcing him into in- voluntary compliance with your sense of religious duty, to fairly face his question and discover if there is any value, any use, any sufficient service iu this which you urge him to do? We have no moral right to go through any mechanical round of performances blindly making these motions, performing these rites, MUMBLING THESE WORDS, simply because our fathers in -the flesh did these things, or our fathers in the faith command us to do them. Certainly here no clear or worthy answer can come from the test of commercial standards. We must see life all the way around before we may know whether the high path pays. Is the whole world the richer for the life that pays the great price fez living? Is the gain to the in- dividual in strength and beauty of life worth the cost? Surely we know that all this life of things depends on the dynamic of the world of thought, that only a life inspired by noble ideals can de even the least piece of work in a worthy manner. It is the pursuit of some ideal that gives proficiency) in every calling; it is the pursuit of the ideal life that gives power in the art of living. It is easy to see how it pays to dig ditches, or to sell goods. Are we so blind that we cannot see both the joy and the profit of the life that is lived for the supreme aims, the life that gladly loses the shadow for the substance, the things that parish for those that endure, that. piety is not seeking out the painful side of life, but it is living for life itself rather than for its tools or its meals, that no price yon can pay is too great for the prize of full living l HENRY F. COPE. THE S. S. LESSON INTERNATIONAL LESSON, Lesson VIII. Friendship of David and Jonathan. Golden Text, Prov. 17. 17. Verse 30. Then—For connecting facts read verses 4-30. Il,avid is in- tentionally absent from the new - moon feast at the court of Saul and sends Jonathan to bear his ex- cuse and to watch the conduct of the king, and bring him word. He awaits in a field the return of his friend who is to signal him by means of arrows shot in a way agreed upon. Jonathan offers David's apology and the scene of the lesson ensues. Against Jonathan—Because he thought Jonathan was not only shielding David but had made a conspiracy to set him upon the throne. Thou son of a perverse rebellioue woman—This was a far more sting- ing insult than any words which might have been aimed directly at Jonathan. An affront to one's mo- ther added intensely to the insult. Not only so, Saul's omission of himself in the curse was an insinu- ation that he disclaimed Jonathan as a 80n. Son of Jesse -A Common Orien- tal way of naming a man by ref- erence to his father. Thine own shame ... nakedness—. According to Saul, Jonathan's friendship for an aspirant to the throne not only dishonors him by setting his aside, but is a treason- able act against the chances of fam- ily succession. Such an not would make his mother ashamed of his birth. 31. Thou shalt not be established —The hope of every Israelite was to see his family line established in a position of honor; his highest glory lay in a complete and honor- able line of descendants who should carry the family name and tradi- tions. Saul hoped to bo succeeded by his son, but this was nob at all certain. There was no law of pri- mogeniture in these first days of the kingdom. It required no revo- lution to place David on the throne,, for that office was still in the choice of the people under the direction of Jehovah, Fetch him—Saul assumes that Jonathan knows David's where- abouts, Shall surely die—Lit., "is a son rf death"—an idiom of great em- phasis. '38, Knew --Before he had tried not to believe it, and had denied it to David (1 Sam. 20. 2). Determined ---It is now more limn a passing whim on the part of Saul,. 34. In fierce anger—All the more intense because of its generosity. Not the coarse insults hurled --at him but the shame done his friend was the cause of his anger. Second day of the month — The first day, or new moon, was the be ginning of a festival which corre sponded to the Sabbath festival and included a reunion of the different clans and families, and a semire- ligious meal. This celebration last- ed two days. David was absent on the first, but no comment was made till the second when Saul inquired of Jonathan as to the reason. Had done him shame—That is, David. Saul's spasmodic attempt on David's life has now bens con- firmed by a grim determination publicly announced, 35. At the time appointed Or, rather. at the place appointed 36. As the lad ran—Jonathan first shot some arrows and sent his page to find them; then as he ran shot one over his head as a signal to David. 37. Cried after the lad — But meant the word for Daditl who was with'n earshot. . Is not the arrow beyond thee?— Again meant for David. The three- fold emphasis of the words may have been intentional. 38. The arrows—Three signal ar- rows were agreed upon but the nar- rator only sees fit to mention one. 40. Go—Since the lad was entire- ly unsuspecting he could be sent back alone, and thus an oportun- ity would be given David and Jon- athan to talk together. 41. David arose out of a place bo - ward the South—The old Greek text is probably the correct one, It reads: "David arose from beside the mound." This was the•agrrecl place of meeting according to 1 Sam, 20. 19, of the same text. Fell on his face to the ground •- The courtesy and politeness of the East is inbred. It is never lei 1 aside. So here David,, notwith- standing his intimacy with Jona than. does not fail to salute him as a subject would his prince, the custom to kneel bow l ll the forehead touched the ground. David did this three times. They kissed one another—A com-' mon salutation among men in the Orient, And wept—The Hebrews were ac- customed to give open expression to their emotions. 42. Jehovah shall he between me and thee . . , , forever—He was taken as witness and was thought of as holding together the two par- ties to the covenant. TI•i..bN MA TRIED IT. Mother (solicitously)—"1 think, my child, that young man of yours: is neteh too 'forward, You must sit on him." Oa.,;'.1er--"Ob, I often do, main - and he trams to 'like it." BRITONS ARE BORROWED, RULERS IN OTHER COUNTRIES WHO ARE BRITISH. Englishmen, Scotsmen and Irish- men in the Sorviee of Semi - Civilized Nations, Everyone has beard of Sir Rob- ert Hart, Inspector -General of the Imperial Maritime Customs of China, who is now returning to England. He has held that post for forty-five years, and no one man has ever had a greater influence on shaping the destinies of a foreign nation, says Pearson's Weekly. About fourteen years after Sir Robert had taken up his work, there arrived another young Englishman to work under him, This was Mr, McLeavy Brown, After some time Mr. Brown was seconded for special service in Korea, and, ever since has been struggling along 10 the dual position of Treasurer -General and Chief Commissioner of Customs in the Land of the Morning Calm. A more skilful diplomatist and a more honest and straightforward rnan does not exist, and certainly there is no administrator alive, not even Lord Cromer, who has had ,such endless difficulties to fight against McLeavy Brown is a most extraordinary linguist. He speaks, reads, and writes French, German, Italian and Chinese. The latter alone is a life -time study for most men, but Mr, Brown can also un- derstand the Japanese and Russian languages as well as the Korean. TYPICAL PERSEVERANCE. He has in Seoul a library of over 7,000 volumes, and is known as the "walking encyclopaedia." His life bas been one long struggle against the absurd extravagances of the Court, and the corruption of tax - gatherers and ether officials. Where would Morocco be eeth- out Harry Maclean ? Probably n ..1 - existent, a territory partitioned be- tween two or more European Pow- ers. Kaid Maclean, as most of us know, was originally in the 09th Foot. He entered the Sultan's army as an instructor, and became Colonel of His Majesty's body- guard. For years he has been the real ruler of Morocco. Nothing comes amiss to the Said. Some years ago the Sultan commissioned him to buy a hansom cab in Eng- land. Sir Harry bought it, and it bras duly landed on the coast. Then came the question of getting -the ve- hicle to Fez, The distance is 120 miles, and roads there are none. Sir Harry procured a mule, har- nessed it up, jumped on the box, •and drove away across_ the desert. A page might be filled with his ad- ventures on the way. Once, for in- stance, the vehicle stuck fast in a narrow mountain pass, and the wheels had to be taken off and cam- els brought to the rescue. Imagine a desert camel pulling a shiny, brand new hansom cab ! Suffice to say, that Sir Harry got the vehicle to its destination and at once took the Sultan for a drive. Some years ago the Kaid lost one eye, the right one. He set to work and made himself a dead shot from the left shoulder. COMMANDING OTHER ARMIES. Comparatively few people have even heard of Henry Denison. Yet here is an Anglo-Saxon who has been for thirty years in the Japan- ese Foreign Office and who wields power far greater than that of many whose names are household words. Mr. Denison is not an En- glishman by birth, but a New Eng- lander. How strong are his sympa- thies with this country may be judged by the fact that the first treaty between Japan and Britain was drafted entirely under his di- rection. About a year ago there died in Warsaw the celebrated Lieutenant - General Ivan Goorgevitch Macdon- ald. General Macdonald, who was fifty-four yearn oldat the time of his death, carne of a Scottish fam- ily, and entered the Russian ser- vice at an early age. He' was an expert in fortification, and had a great reputation as such in the Rus- sian army. The wonderful defences of Port Arthur owed much to his genius. A Russian paper, giving an account of his career, says that the deceased general had all the tireless energy of a Scotsman, his enterprise, and love of work. In spite of Napoleon's contemptu- ous remark about our being a na- tion of shopkeepers, there has nev- er .been a time when Britons have not been found fighting and usual- ly commanding other people's ar- mies. Brazil has not forgotten the great Loral Cochrane, who freed their conn. and Ohuli from the yokes of Pori,, -hal and Spain. When- ever a Brazilian warship is in our ports a pilgrimage is made by her officers to the tomb of the great ad- miral in Westminster Abbey. There have been, and ars, a num- ber of Englishmen in the service of Turkey. Lieutenant -General Blunt Paella served through the Crimea with THE FOURTE.CNTH FOOT. The arsenal on the Bosphorus has three Englishmen in charge, Cap - Lain B'.'arty Bev, originally an en- gineer oilier in the Royal Navy, is now, a post -captain in the Ottoman service, and Vice Admiral Woods Paella is another distinguished British officer who has been for a long time in the Turkish service, For nine years two Englishmen held practically supreme power in Abyssinia. These were Major Bar- low and William Houghton. Ar- riving in the country in 1876, the former obtained leave- from the ICing to raise a regiment, and was soon in command of the army, Uoughtbn became practically Prime Munster, and up to 1885, when they were recalled, these two were in control of the forces and finances of the whole country. The borrowing of a Briton by a foreign Power sometimes ,leads to unexpected results. A little more than a year ago the war department at Washington sent for Mr. Winter, the London military tailor, regpest- ing him to come over and cut and plan uniforms for officers of the American army. Then the fat was in the fire. "Are not American tailors good enough to make uniforms for the American army?" shrieked the Merchant Tailors' National Protection Asso- ciation. "A national. insult l" was the mildest term applied to Secre- tary Taft's request. attempt was made to h trr stopped at New ported under the 'Co Law. However, the managed to allay the storm. Mr. Winter went out, did returned. GERMANY OUT BO l Actually an ave Mr. Win - York and de- ntract Labor authorities bus duty, and BROWING. Already the American army is finding the benefit of uniforms which fit properly and are well adapted for the work done by their wearers. Mention of America calls to mind the fact that the late admiral of the fleet of the black republic of Hayti was a Scotsman. His name was Killick, and he was a first-class fighting man. His end was a plucky one. When -the Germau warship Panther attacked his flag- ship, an unprotected steamer of 1,200 tons, Ir: sent his crew ashore, but himself remained aboard and perished in the fire caused by the German shells. Germany is borrowing British talent as largely as she is able. British blacksmiths, engineers, fit- ters, moulders, painters, polishers to the number of over a thousand have been engaged during the past year in England for work in Ger- many. Two years ago a number of chain -makers were lured across to Hamburg, and their union had the greatest difficulty in bringing them back. All these German -engaged Brit- ish workmen are guaranteed a year's work with a minimum wage of 48. 3d. a day. Also -their pas- sages are paid. This borrowing by Germany is fast becoming a seri- ous matter for ourselves. 1' ICING EDWARD A. BUSY AIAN. The Kaiser Spends More Time Than Ile Does in Dressing. Even Theodore the much occupied is a person of leisure compared with Edward- VII. The London correspondent of Town and Country reports the conteAre of a note from one of the Ki s 'equerries stat- ing that "his Majesty's engage- ments do not warrant him in the disposal of a single hour before September." And the note was written early in June. • According to the correspondent King Edward puts in more time at real work than the Emperor of Ger- many does, for fully a quarter of the Emperor's time is occupied in his dressing room. The King sel- dom changes his clothes more than three times a day, morning, after- noon and evening, whereas the Kai- ser has become a veritable Frego- li in the manner of donning and dof- fing his costumes. The first thing in the manning he is up in the greenish riding costume of a German jager. A hard hour's riding brings him back to his bath - from which be comes adorned in a plain morning costume made for business purposes. An hour or two in this monotonous garb fully fits tho Emperor for something more elaborate, and if there is no recep- tion on he appears in the undress, uniform of the Guards. This carries him until luncheon time, after which there are some three hundred uniforms to select from, and as the Kaiser usually has two or three functions of some sort to perform he makes use of his vast wardrobe regularly and in proper rotation, It is in the evening that the Kaiser is less brilliant, He makes but -a poor show in evening dress; in fact as a civilian he is not a success. His frock coats, according to the discerning editor of the Tailor and (Jotter, a sartori- al expert, hang loosely and in a most undistinguished manner, and his evening dross waistcoats are things only .to be worn by German rentiers and French mayors, There is only one fortress during all these years that Ring Edward has not been able 'to capture, and that is the' stern determination of public opinion to resist with all its night the encroachment of the tall white hat. Every season Inv years both as Ring and Prince of Wales he has attempted to lead the nation into.the realms of white hatdoin bat this is the one thing wherein people will not follow their sover- eign, SOME MURDERED RULERS HOW MANY IIIONARClLS JIAVJ: BEEN ASSASSINATED. Twenty -One Rulers of Civilized Countries Murdered in Just Over a Century! No wonder a timid man like the Czar shuts himself in for:Aiied pa- laces, and everyone is constantly quoting Shakespeare's words, "Un- easy lies the head that wears a crown." The assassination of Ring Alex- ander and Queen Draga of Servia occurred in June, 1003. How the young Ring disgusted his Ministers and the army and rendered himself generally unpopular by marrying Mme. Maschin, bis mother's lady- in-waiting, is too recent history to need more than a passing mention here. It is interesting to note, however, that most of the army ef- facers who carried out the plot, and actually murdered the King and Queen in the palace, are not only alive, but still hold prominent mili- tary appointments, Moreover, they were paid $00,000 for the deed. EMPRESS OF AUSTRIA SLAIN, Three years previous to the :,Se.r- vie,n tragedy Ring Humbert of Italy was slain by the anarchist Bresci; while in 1898 the cruel and utterly purposeless murder of the beauti- ful and gracious Empress of Au- stria took place. The Empress was passing through Geneva on her re- turn from Wiesbaden, where she had been for treatment of a heart affection, when she was stabbed with a small file -shaped stiletto; which pierced her heart, King. Humbert was shot while entering hie carriage, and it is an extraor- dinary fact that he had twice previ- ously escaped being murdered only by a hair's-breadth. In Naples in 1878 a man rushed up and tried to stab His Majesty with a poniard, but the King escaped with a slight scratch; while nineteen years later, as King Humbert was driving to the Capanelle Racecourse, a work- man struck at him with a dagger. Luckily the blow was averted, Included in the twenty-one rul- ers already mentioned are eight Presidents who have been assassin- ated, and it is a singular fact that three of these were Presidents of America ; and they have all been murdered within the last forty-five years. First came President Lin- coln in 1805, Garfield in 1881, and McKinley twenty years later. THE MURDER OF LINCOLN came like a thunderclap to the peo- ple 'of America, just when they were rejoicing that the great Confeder- ate War 'had come to an end. Lin- coln went to Ford's Theatre in Washington, and sat with his fam- ily in a box watching the perform- ance of "Our American Cousin," when J. Wilkes Booth, an actor, who. with orders had prepared a plot to assassinate the several heads of the Government, entered the box and shot the President through the brain. He then stabbed Major Henry Rathbone with a knife, and crying out, "The South is avenged!" rushed across the stage, through the back door, and escaped by rid- ing off on a horse which was kept waiting for him. He was captured twelve days afterwards, however, and forthwith .shot. President Garfield was shot by a disappointed office -seeker, while McKinley, it may be remembered, met his death at the hands of Ozol- gosz, the anarchist, at the Buffalo Exposition. Four of Russia's Czars have been assassinated, the last being Alex- ander II. in 1881. Six times did assassins attempt this monarch's life. On one occasion he only es- caped through the barrel of the as- sassin's pistol bursting, while in 1868, when the dining -hall of the Winter Pal'ace was wrecked by an explosion proceeding from the cel- lars beneath, the Emperor owed his life to e, breach of HIS USUAL PUNCTUALITY, the company nob having sat down to dinner when the explosion took place. His Majesty's "Guardian Angel,` however, was powerless against the N'ihilist's bombs of 1881. The Em- peror was returning to the Winton Palace after a military review,; when his carriage was suddenly shattered by a bomb. Several of the escort were killed, but strange- ly enough the Czar himself remain- ed unhurt. After inquiring about the wounded, His' Majesty, with phenomenal coolness, continued his progress on foot. He had advanced but a few stepe when another bomb exploded at his feet, and mangled his body in the most frightful man- ner'. He died a few hours later, Fro m1872 to 187d hour rulers were assassinated—namoly, Colonel Bal- te, President of Peru; Moreno, President of. Ecuador; Gutierrez,. President of Peru in 1872-3; and the Sultan .Abdul Aziz. At the time it was given out that the latter, hav- ing gone mad, had committed sti- ckle by cutting the arteries of his aria; but in June, 1881, various high officials, including bile Sultan's brother-in-law, were convicted of, the murder of the Sultan, Perhaps the most barbarous as- sassination en record was that of the Queen of Korea in 1098, when a band of hired Japanese assassins. backed by Korean troops, entered the palace and hacked the Queen and two ladies of the Court to piec- es, afterwards burning the bodies] with paraffin. --London Tit -Bits, 27EW POJL JAPAN. Anarchists '.t'reat Tokio to a Euro- pean Sensation.. The Japanese, who are learning; more about the joys of civilization: every day, have just actluired something brand crew from Europe, in the way of Japauned anarchists. The first demonstration of anar- chists ever held in the streets of Tokio was promptly made the oc- casion for a general fight one day last month. Ib seems that Yamaguchi Gizo, the original Japanese convert to. the creed, had just been released, from prison after serving a term for sedition, that being the inter- pretation given adarchism by Jap• anese law, Seventy -odd of Mr. Gizo's disciples in 'Tokio planned tie give him a sympathy demonstra-. tion. They hired a hall and planned a. parade. The parade started, head- ed by blood red banners inscribed in Japanese ideographs with "Re- volution," "Death to Rulers," and kindred sentiments. A Japanese band, which is in itself an inspira- tioncession. to anarchy, headed the pro - Hardly had it proceeded a block when the busy little Japanese lio • licemen swarmed from the police boxes on every hand and started in to break up the parade. A 'fight. ensued. The anarchists, being un- provided with bombs, used the ready Japanese weapon for close quarters, the wooden clog, and the policemen drew their swords. Con- siderable blood was shed before the policemen succeeded in gathering in fifteen of the anarchists, four of' whom were very active young wo- men. The Japanese who viewed the - fight as spectators seemed to sym- pathize with the anarchists, even. though they did not know what an- archy meant. A policeman in Ja- pan is no more popular than in any other land, and the shoshi, or or- ganized roughs of the Tokio slums• are always ready to jump the little defenders of the law, whether un- der a red flag or the inspiration of too much rake. LONDON IN CLOUDS. Every great city impresses itself upon the atmosphere, and has a kind. of aerial double. Smoke, dust,, rising heat currents and many other things give a particular character to - the air over a town like Paris, Lon- don, or New York, which even pass- ing storms cannot altogether ob- literate or drive away. The British capital is especially famous for its effects upon the atmosphere. When one of its great fogs is in full swim the vast city is lost to sight for its inhabitants, but viewed from the - upper air, it would then present the appearance of a metropolis of va- pors. Some idea of this spectacle may be obtained from a photograph taken over London from a balloon by the late J. M. Bacon, the aero-• neut. Knowing what lies beneath it, that cloud becomes for the thoughtful onlooker a symbol of con- gregated activities. NOT FOR HIM. A well known officer has a beauti- ful daughter. A young captain, with no resources -but his salary, fell in love with her, and asked the old gentleman for her hand. The father at once told him. that he had hardly enough to keep him in white gloves and to burnish his brass but - bons. :'Well, General, what you say is trusj but when you married you were only a lieutenant, with even a smaller salary than mine. How did you get along?" asked the captain, who thought he had made a goes' defen But ce. not so. The crafty old sea - dog thundered forth: "I lived on my father-in-law for the first ten years, but I'll be hang- ed if you are going to do it." --a5-- ONLY ONE MORE RESOURCE. Elderly Undo—Spent your entire patrimony, have youArchibald? Gone through everything?" . Scapegrace 11ephew—Yes, uncle; every thing but the bankruptcy court," NO AMBITION IN THAT DIREO• TION. "George," said Mrs. lferguson, "there's, an item in this paper that tells yon how to know a mad dog when you see one.' '' `Shucks 1" exclaimed Mr. Fergu- son ; "I've no desire to know any road dogs." TOO LATE Iirs wife -"1f 1 had my life to live over again I would never marry. Jeer Husband—"I'm sorry you didn't tell me that when I propos. ed; 'Many an untiinel grave has been (pled byythe empt inof the wrong bottle. y w g