The Brussels Post, 1908-8-27, Page 2SINCE they. had loft their own court -
`\J try, the little colony of Albanese
were very happy In Sicily, Upon
this island, washed by the blue Medi-
terranean, and plentifullyadorned with
trees and [towers and verdure, nature
visited. her happiest mood. So the Al-
banese divided. their tine between gaz-
ing at,rainbow-tinted sky and the beau-
ties of land and sea,.. arid their work.
Happy, but not too industrious, were
they.
After a While, however, affliction
earno upon ante. household. The father
and mother died, and a little daughter
was left all alone. Robbie, for that was
her name, went to live with an aunt.
Here she was treated unkindly, al-
though she worked Just as hard as aver
ebe could and was very good and obe-
dient,
One day, as Robbie was returning
from the fountain with a jar of water
balanced upon her head, she stumbled
i'th,t hl' see :Mike
,-"silk ., 47' •*.
Man
IN tog11S i
rIItiWIA1 I I`ll. I'
saw g small boy hurtle though the
limbs, screaming In wild terror, Rob-
bin hastened to his aide, as he lay upon
the ground, apparently much hurt. She
then saw it was Fran0eaeo, the little son
of Mother nada,
"Francesco! Francesco! Speak to mei"'
she cried to the boy, as he lay there
pale and still, But Francesco did not
seem to hear; so she took him by the
arms. andhalf supporting, half drag-
ging him, toiled along the path leading
to the little fellow's home.
Mother Fiavia was greatly alarmed
when Robbie entered thehouse with her
burden, Under her skilful hands, how-
ever, it didnot take long Lor Francesco
to regain conclousnees,
"Now telt me how it all happened,"
demanded Mother Flavla, when they
were able to rest for a moment.
Robbie described hew Francesco had
fallen. from the treo and how she had
dragged him thither.
"And, ohl Mother Flavin," she added,
in a trembling voice, "I broke the
pitcher you lent mei"
Before the woman could reply little
Francesco opened his eyes, and whis-
pered;
"It was 1 who broke the pitcher,
mother, S sneaked up behind ber and
pushed her so that it fell from her
ROBBIA AGAIN BREAKS HER PITCHER
In the roadway. Down crashed the
pitcher! Robbie looked helplessly upon-
the
ponthe wreck, and then ran aHrightedly to
the cottage where dwelt Mother Fiavia,
an old friend of Robbie:ft parents. Often
the littleri
1
would d 9 u
p away to Moth-
er Flavla for comfort. To the good
woman she now ran with her tale of
woe.
Mother Flavla tried to soothe Rob-
bla, but the lass declared between sobs
that she wouldn't dare go back and
tell her cruel aunt about the accident.
So the generous friend lent Robbiea
pitcher to replace that which was brok-
en, Drying her tears and assuring
Mother Flavia that she would ever be
grateful Robbie. again proceeded to the
dountain.
She stood on the ledge which ran
along the base of the marble fountain,
while she dipped the great jar into the
cool Waters. Suddenly there came a.
rough push from behind, the pitcher
dropped from her hands --and Robbie
was again In trouble. Before she could
gather her wits, the guilty person had
disappeared.
Now frightened even too much to
weep, she plodded stupidly toward her
aunt's house, where she was sure she
would be severely punished.
But just as she was passing by a tree
near the roadside she neard a crashing
and a snapping of branches. Then she
hands. And then I ran away to hide in
the tree."
"Well, well, don't worry, my chil-
dren " said. a the good o
woman. an. "I shall
present Robbie with a pitcher fur her
very own. Site certainly deserves it for
taking care of you, Francesco."
And as the new water ,tar was much
nicer than the one first broken, Robbia's
aunt did not even scold the little girl.
Seeing Things Under Water
O OBSERVE closely the many
erre
beautiful forms of plant and
animal Ilse growing under
water, 1t 1s only necessary for you to
make use of a water box. This box
is of half-inch pine, from fifteen to
twenty inches lung, by five or six
Inches square, One end has handles
and is open, the other has window
glass let in and puttied tight, so that"
the water can not leak through, In
sides of the box, nail thr the e three sides
together and whittle grooves so that•
you can slipthe square of window
glass Into them at the end before the
fourth side is put on. Of course, in
using the box, grasp it by the han-
dles, and placing the end covered
with glass beneath the surface of the
water, look through the box. You
will see very clearly everything in
the water—provided It Is not too
muddy.
((t Y THY do we Dail hire, 'Old Soo'?"
V\y/ remarked the warden of the
Tower et London, "Well,
'Soo' le short for 'Sucrates,' and the old
duffer is so wisp that nothing aloe
seems to fit.
"Not but what he hasn't bad plenty of
time to learn, Ho was the pet at the
Tower long before I wad appointee war-
ded, and he must he at least 80 Years
old, They live to be 100, you know."
The warden looked affectionately at
the splendid raven, who pleasured fully
two feet. I•Iis once glossy, bluish -black
plumage Wee somewhat dulled now, but
llil6we
ever ]snow how It i'apponod—the Old/
'man ]tad an accident with his gut., 7xI0.'
charged It, and shot hhnself, yet' ![now..
Pretty badly hurt he was, tea, I,ut So/
Was wise enough to see that help Wag
needed. After hovering About Mr mas-
ter for aminute, he flew rapidly toward
the nearest Mensa, All the L'olko, 'round.
there knew the ex -Warden. So 0ney1
naturally were acquainted withthe bled,
who was never separated from 'the man.
Feeling sure something was wrong they
permitted themselves to bo guided byOm
bird to where the ex-wardenlay wound-
ed.
EV'RYBODY'S fond of camping,
'Meng us fellers here in town;
Ev'ry year we go a -tramping
Soon as summer comes aroun'.
Voices from the forest, call us—
Make us long to got away;
An' tee streets of town appall us
So We feel we cannot stay.
Up the mountain side we're trudging,
Eaoh one with his Little pack,
An' we're sure We won't bo budging
From our camp 'til winter's back.
Things are fine at the beginning—
All the fellers fun of fun;
Even cook some praise is winning
Though the pancakes aren't "done."
But at last we start a -pining •
For the pies that mother bakes;
Though out loud we don't go whining,
Still we dream of mother's cakes.
Strange, how first you are a -yearning
For a place uncivilized;
Funny, how you're soon returning
To the comforts you despised.
DrQ:SS
TOO MANY PERSONS "FIX" BABY'S DRESS
ALTHOUGH baby was as bright
and cheerful a tot as ever lived,
she was very vainof herself and
her dresses, She owned ever so many
pretty frocks, and was always teaeing
for more.
So that when one afternoon a wagon
brought a mysterious box to the house
and the box, when opened, displayed
the daintiest kind of a baby's dress, all
light and fluffy and with pretty ribbons,
baby danced in glee. But her JOY turned
to grief when shefound the dress too
long for her.
"I think we can make it fit her," said
the mother, after they bad inspected
the frock upon baby.
Late that afternoon grandma hap.
pened to see the dress lying upon a
chair.
"I shall fix it for the dear little
angel," said she. Bringing her sewing
basket she deftly cut and stitched and
hemmed. After she had finished grand-
ma left home to pay a visit to a neigh-
bor
After dinner baby's mother picked up
the dress, saying to herself:
"I think I shall now fix baby's dress
so that It will be ready for her to wear
tomorrow."
The she cut ti's dress off at the bot.
tont and at the sleeves.
Baby's aunt rose early next morning.
As she passed through the sewing room
she saw the new dress.
"Baby will bo disappointed 1f her new
dress isn't ready today. I think I'll fix
It now."
More was cut off the dress, the aunt
flnlahing before any of the other mem.
bars of the family came downstairs.
The first thing baby said when she
arose in the morning was;
"Where's my pitty neer dress."
The dress was brought promptly, and
mother, grandmother and aunt gathered
round to observe how delighted baby
would be.
You can imagine their surprise when
they paw the dress was now so small
that baby looked ridiculous,
"I can't understand !t!" gasped grand,
ma. "I took the greatest care in cut-
ting."
"You did?" cried the aunt. "Why, I
fixed it myself only a few hours ago!"
"And I sewed upon it last evening,"
added baby's mother.
It was all so comical that the three
looked at one another and laughed. '
Baby didn't laugh, however, She knew
the pretty frock was spoiled.
ret
Phonor
�G/"\RRR-GRRI"
Whirred t h e
p h onograph,
'as it that does When
net a -rune ng.
But no One had started it, And, as
phonographs usually don't play of
01 Or own accord, B1ilieboy jumped
w 011 astonishment.
'Billieboy! Blllleboyt Come here,
my B11]ieboyl" some one sang,
Then -Billieboy whistled. It was so
strange. He didn't know father pos-
eassed a record for such a song—and
that twanging, sing -song tone cer-
tainly belonged to the phonograph.
Billieboy drew nearer to investigate.
Ile rubbed his eyes, blinked and
looked hard. It couldn't be—yes, it
surely Was!—the funniest little man-
ikin imaginable. He must have been
an alt' lost from a fairy tale, this tiny
fe eve, who, with the sklbl of a fly
promenading on the ceiling, careless -
THE FUNNIEST MANII<IN't
P
tains
ly held footing Inside the phonograph.
horn.
"Don't stare so, Billieboy; it's !m-
polite," said the manikin, in a thin,
rasping voice, "You ought to say
something especially nice, Inasmuch
as you've been forcing my acquaint•
ance for the last six months."
"Forcing your acquaintance l"_
gasped Bi IIieboy,
"Well, haven't you been 'squinting
into the horn whenever you've had
the chano0, and haven't you been
longing to And out where the sound
Comes from?" sharply retorted the
ell. "Of course you have. And since
you've gazed so much at the outside
of my home, I've decided to let you
see the Inside. As for the sound, if
you Weren't so ignorant you'd know
it is I, the Impof the Phonograph,
who makes it, But come, there's lots
to see and not a deal of time In which
t0 see It."
Thereupon the Inip turned, as
though expecting Billieboy to follow.
"What's the matter now'?" he de-
manded, whop he saw the boy made
no movement.
"Flow. can I crawl into such a little
place?" aeked the bewildered Billie -
boy.
The imp breathed hard and seemed
about to utter same very wicked
Words,
"Well, of all the helpless ordaturesl"
he finally managed to sputter, "If
you feel as small as you really ought
to feel, you Won't have the least dif-
ficulty in •getting into noy home. See
here, don't you feel Very stne,11 and
measly?"
Billieboy, much embarrassed, Midi-
ed his Weight from ono foot to the
ether, "Yee, I s'pose So," he mut.
Mored, And no s00n0r was Ulla evoke
on than he shrank and Shrank until
11e was even tinier than the elf.
Fortunately, there wee a ahair be-
side the table upon whiolt the Moo-
negraph rested. Up title Illlileboy
tWarivad, until 110 Was on a level
"SANG MUSICALLY INTO THE HORN"
with the horn. The Imp grasped ttls
arm and pulled him along the elip-
pery surface, while Bhliebey felt as
though he were a sty being dragged
into a spider's dap. .
At every step the way grew more
narrow, until the Imp pushed open a
little round doer et the end of the
passage, and the two stumbled into
a cozy little room,
Blllioboy Iookod around ltim in
amazement. The apartment seamed
00 be fitted up as a library, Bock-
shelves ran ail about the room, but,
as the Imp shortiy explained, the li-
brary, for the most part, consisted o1
volumee of mesio.
"Would you mind telling me What
that IS for?" asked the lad, painting
00 a brass tube Which extended i:rom
the wall, and at tin end 00 Whlelt Was
a born with a largo, fiat bell,
"Whet You See," eXcIailnod the Imp,
"as soon as any one places a record
on the phonograph, I receive the mes-
sage through this horn. Then I take
down from the shelf the music book
in which the gong is written and
sing Into the horn. This le what you
people hear."
"My, you must know a lot about
music!" gasped Billieboy.
The Imp smiled modestly an he re-.
plied:
"That's my business, and 1 have to,
IOU knOW Tc1, I can make a ;mite
tike a whole orchestra, Or'X can sing
duots and quartets with tny8010 quite
easily, I know' alt the tunes so well
that I really don't have hough bead of
music eoores, ibet I always take down
the books, anyway, in case MY mete[•
Ory should happen to tali me."
At this"mcni'entan ominous buzzing
1Y 00 it°;ththe
Iitln listetedna MOMent.
i I Iii boy
Then he hastily grabbed a book from
the shelf and soon was singing, very
musically, a selection from "Il Tro-
vatore,"
"Great! Great!" cried Billieboy, en,
thusiastioally, when the Imp had fin-
ished,
"Hush! You mustn't talk so loud,
or they'll hear you outside," cau-
tioned the Imp, "Though- I know
some peeplo would probably think it
part of the music," he added,"With a
sarcastic smile.
"But say, Billieboy, I don't Want to
send you away. Don't you think,
however, that you'd better get back
before your folks discover your ab-
sence, You know, they'll think it
strange 1f you're not around when the
phonograph begins to play. You al-
ways are," '
The lad 05000 with iris friend, and
soon they were crawling toward the
mouth of tho great horn. Billieboy
said good-bye with much regret, and
promised to Visit the Imp often, Then
I10 slid clown the back of the chair to
the carpet. An instant—and he was
the elms or the former Billieboy.
Thereafter, when Billieboy heard
the sounds coining from the phone.
graph his eyes no longer grew big
with Wonder,. Instead, he smiled a
knowing smile that greatly puzzled
every one. 1300 THEY knew noth-
ing about the Imp 01 the Phone -
graph.
A Sipple Microscope
F YOU hove need of the enlarge -
Merit of Writing which le small
and illegible, or 1f you desire tb
iucroaso the size of any other object,
wily not matte your Men m10rescopo?
Cut Out a piece of thin eatdbeard.
Ink one aide of title until it is entire.
ly black, Matte a pinhole in the cen-
ter of the sheet.
Looking through titin pinhole, you
Will bo Surprised to learnwhat a
good mioros00pe. yeti have manufae-
tered.
"OLD SOC" FED
hea
w s a spry bird f
P old or one 0 ears
Y S Y
Old.
0111 sec croaked his gratitude for the
tidbit which the warden passed to him
and the man, gazing ref,ectively at the
bird, continued:
"The old fellbw couldtell many an
interesting story, if he chose, And he
well deserves Ills reputation for intel-
ligence.
"When the warden before mo was re-
tired because of age, he moved out to
a little plaoe in the country. Old Soc
had becomeso attached to ilii that he
went along with bis master. Well It was
for the man, too,
"He liked to be buoy, theex-warden
did. And he pottered 'round as much as
he was able to, even going on little
tramps with his gun, always taking the
raven along with him, of course.
"Upon one of these occasions—no one
BY THE WARDEN
"Tho old man grew somewhat better,
but he never fully recovered. When he
died, they say the ravenalmost died,,
too. He grieved and moped, and
wouldn't eat anything, Then he seemed
to remember itis old home at the Tower.
To our surprise, he dropped In upon
us one day, just as though he had never
left, and he's been here ever since.
Funny thing about It is that he seems
to like only people—isn't fond of birds
at all, Must have been badly treated be
his con folk, many years ago, I s'pose,
and hasn't forgotten it."
Old Sec, who had been gravely listen-
ing, with his head turned slightly to Ono
side, now gave to fluttering jump to cap-
ture the last morsel of food from tine
though •hewing, he
strutte-with head,
agreat
dignity toward the building.
Knowing Old bird!" commented the
Warden, and we agreed with him.
ongooses
!cit
"CAME TO MR. MONGOOSE'S HOME"
5114T"say that Mr, Mongoose Is a
sly old fellow," murmured Mr.
Solonodon to himself; "but I'll
wager I can outwit hint without half
trying."
Skirting the edge of the wood, Mr.
Solenodon came t0 the door Of the
mongoose's home and rapped vigor-
ously upon it, .
Mr. Mongoose came to the door him-
self. He rather lilted the appearance
of his visitor, although the long
snout, with nostrils upon each side,
looked rather inquisitive, and Mr,
Mongoose, being very inquisitive
himself, didn't lite other people to
possess this quality, Besides, the
newcomer had a tall entirely naked
of fur, which looped perfectly hide-
ous. But 11e heal beautiful, long fur,
tawny above and light broWn Uncler-
neatlt the body, and his great claws
inspired respect.
The s0leuod0n bowed politely, a0 he
said;
"My name is Mr, ,, Solenodon, Al-
tltopgh Ivo novor had the pleasure
of mooting you before, 1110000me you
are Me. Mongoose"
As the mongoose nodded iris head,
the e0ienodon continued:
"Could Yoe be so' kind es to pet,
mit me to rest awhile 111 your 0003'
fortablo little tunnel I am quite
weary of traVellltg."
"Certainly, air" rejoined the mon-
geoee, rest as long as you like."
He hospitably gave Mr. Solenodon
a place at his board and put before
him a 11108 dish of insects.
While the aolenodon was enjoying
this repast,, he told himself that how
Was an opportunity to try hie - wit
11100 the host.
Mr, Mongoose," Bald he, "elan you
tell ale Why a gnat flies?"
The mongoose wrinkled his brews
thoughtfully. "I don't just know," 11e
replied, "unless It b0 t0 get Where he
wants to go,"
"No," said the solenodon, "that
Isn't why, Would you like to know
the correct reason?"
"Indeed, I would," answered the
mongoo0e, mach interested.
"Well," chuckled Oho solenedon, "a
gnat files for the same reason that
some folks are geese. "I-Iai tial ha!"
"Um," grunted the mongoose,look-
ing quletly at the solenodon, "I sup -
peso that is Very funny, But I
Should like to know if you place Mt
among 'sono people.' "
"Well, you: are part of a geese;
aren't you?" returned the solenodon,
laughing at his own joke..
"Yes, and you are a whole goose!"
cried the mongoose, leaping upon lila
visitor and tearing hitt[. 'limb from
limb,
elver since that time the mongoose
has hated the solenodon, and so er.
feetively has lie bought agalne, hint
that few solmlotlons are now - alive.
The One 01101111 in the picture, a ea.
tern Of I•Iaiti, Is an exceedingly rare
specimen.
How bogs It,eceived Their 1'To.rner.
The spaniel is so called bcr,tuse the
original breed came from. Spahr..
The spite dog received 1ts mute
because of its eller)! nose, "spit'," to
German, lneaning 'sharp polite
Another lnitny deg is known as a
dachshund because that Word in Ger-
man moans 'badger dog," and the
dachshund was first ontp10) 11 1 )r
drawing badgers,
1'ox terriere were e0 nn.mrd
in MOngland they were used to hit
foxes.
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TOO MANY PERSONS "FIX" BABY'S DRESS
ALTHOUGH baby was as bright
and cheerful a tot as ever lived,
she was very vainof herself and
her dresses, She owned ever so many
pretty frocks, and was always teaeing
for more.
So that when one afternoon a wagon
brought a mysterious box to the house
and the box, when opened, displayed
the daintiest kind of a baby's dress, all
light and fluffy and with pretty ribbons,
baby danced in glee. But her JOY turned
to grief when shefound the dress too
long for her.
"I think we can make it fit her," said
the mother, after they bad inspected
the frock upon baby.
Late that afternoon grandma hap.
pened to see the dress lying upon a
chair.
"I shall fix it for the dear little
angel," said she. Bringing her sewing
basket she deftly cut and stitched and
hemmed. After she had finished grand-
ma left home to pay a visit to a neigh-
bor
After dinner baby's mother picked up
the dress, saying to herself:
"I think I shall now fix baby's dress
so that It will be ready for her to wear
tomorrow."
The she cut ti's dress off at the bot.
tont and at the sleeves.
Baby's aunt rose early next morning.
As she passed through the sewing room
she saw the new dress.
"Baby will bo disappointed 1f her new
dress isn't ready today. I think I'll fix
It now."
More was cut off the dress, the aunt
flnlahing before any of the other mem.
bars of the family came downstairs.
The first thing baby said when she
arose in the morning was;
"Where's my pitty neer dress."
The dress was brought promptly, and
mother, grandmother and aunt gathered
round to observe how delighted baby
would be.
You can imagine their surprise when
they paw the dress was now so small
that baby looked ridiculous,
"I can't understand !t!" gasped grand,
ma. "I took the greatest care in cut-
ting."
"You did?" cried the aunt. "Why, I
fixed it myself only a few hours ago!"
"And I sewed upon it last evening,"
added baby's mother.
It was all so comical that the three
looked at one another and laughed. '
Baby didn't laugh, however, She knew
the pretty frock was spoiled.
ret
Phonor
�G/"\RRR-GRRI"
Whirred t h e
p h onograph,
'as it that does When
net a -rune ng.
But no One had started it, And, as
phonographs usually don't play of
01 Or own accord, B1ilieboy jumped
w 011 astonishment.
'Billieboy! Blllleboyt Come here,
my B11]ieboyl" some one sang,
Then -Billieboy whistled. It was so
strange. He didn't know father pos-
eassed a record for such a song—and
that twanging, sing -song tone cer-
tainly belonged to the phonograph.
Billieboy drew nearer to investigate.
Ile rubbed his eyes, blinked and
looked hard. It couldn't be—yes, it
surely Was!—the funniest little man-
ikin imaginable. He must have been
an alt' lost from a fairy tale, this tiny
fe eve, who, with the sklbl of a fly
promenading on the ceiling, careless -
THE FUNNIEST MANII<IN't
P
tains
ly held footing Inside the phonograph.
horn.
"Don't stare so, Billieboy; it's !m-
polite," said the manikin, in a thin,
rasping voice, "You ought to say
something especially nice, Inasmuch
as you've been forcing my acquaint•
ance for the last six months."
"Forcing your acquaintance l"_
gasped Bi IIieboy,
"Well, haven't you been 'squinting
into the horn whenever you've had
the chano0, and haven't you been
longing to And out where the sound
Comes from?" sharply retorted the
ell. "Of course you have. And since
you've gazed so much at the outside
of my home, I've decided to let you
see the Inside. As for the sound, if
you Weren't so ignorant you'd know
it is I, the Impof the Phonograph,
who makes it, But come, there's lots
to see and not a deal of time In which
t0 see It."
Thereupon the Inip turned, as
though expecting Billieboy to follow.
"What's the matter now'?" he de-
manded, whop he saw the boy made
no movement.
"Flow. can I crawl into such a little
place?" aeked the bewildered Billie -
boy.
The imp breathed hard and seemed
about to utter same very wicked
Words,
"Well, of all the helpless ordaturesl"
he finally managed to sputter, "If
you feel as small as you really ought
to feel, you Won't have the least dif-
ficulty in •getting into noy home. See
here, don't you feel Very stne,11 and
measly?"
Billieboy, much embarrassed, Midi-
ed his Weight from ono foot to the
ether, "Yee, I s'pose So," he mut.
Mored, And no s00n0r was Ulla evoke
on than he shrank and Shrank until
11e was even tinier than the elf.
Fortunately, there wee a ahair be-
side the table upon whiolt the Moo-
negraph rested. Up title Illlileboy
tWarivad, until 110 Was on a level
"SANG MUSICALLY INTO THE HORN"
with the horn. The Imp grasped ttls
arm and pulled him along the elip-
pery surface, while Bhliebey felt as
though he were a sty being dragged
into a spider's dap. .
At every step the way grew more
narrow, until the Imp pushed open a
little round doer et the end of the
passage, and the two stumbled into
a cozy little room,
Blllioboy Iookod around ltim in
amazement. The apartment seamed
00 be fitted up as a library, Bock-
shelves ran ail about the room, but,
as the Imp shortiy explained, the li-
brary, for the most part, consisted o1
volumee of mesio.
"Would you mind telling me What
that IS for?" asked the lad, painting
00 a brass tube Which extended i:rom
the wall, and at tin end 00 Whlelt Was
a born with a largo, fiat bell,
"Whet You See," eXcIailnod the Imp,
"as soon as any one places a record
on the phonograph, I receive the mes-
sage through this horn. Then I take
down from the shelf the music book
in which the gong is written and
sing Into the horn. This le what you
people hear."
"My, you must know a lot about
music!" gasped Billieboy.
The Imp smiled modestly an he re-.
plied:
"That's my business, and 1 have to,
IOU knOW Tc1, I can make a ;mite
tike a whole orchestra, Or'X can sing
duots and quartets with tny8010 quite
easily, I know' alt the tunes so well
that I really don't have hough bead of
music eoores, ibet I always take down
the books, anyway, in case MY mete[•
Ory should happen to tali me."
At this"mcni'entan ominous buzzing
1Y 00 it°;ththe
Iitln listetedna MOMent.
i I Iii boy
Then he hastily grabbed a book from
the shelf and soon was singing, very
musically, a selection from "Il Tro-
vatore,"
"Great! Great!" cried Billieboy, en,
thusiastioally, when the Imp had fin-
ished,
"Hush! You mustn't talk so loud,
or they'll hear you outside," cau-
tioned the Imp, "Though- I know
some peeplo would probably think it
part of the music," he added,"With a
sarcastic smile.
"But say, Billieboy, I don't Want to
send you away. Don't you think,
however, that you'd better get back
before your folks discover your ab-
sence, You know, they'll think it
strange 1f you're not around when the
phonograph begins to play. You al-
ways are," '
The lad 05000 with iris friend, and
soon they were crawling toward the
mouth of tho great horn. Billieboy
said good-bye with much regret, and
promised to Visit the Imp often, Then
I10 slid clown the back of the chair to
the carpet. An instant—and he was
the elms or the former Billieboy.
Thereafter, when Billieboy heard
the sounds coining from the phone.
graph his eyes no longer grew big
with Wonder,. Instead, he smiled a
knowing smile that greatly puzzled
every one. 1300 THEY knew noth-
ing about the Imp 01 the Phone -
graph.
A Sipple Microscope
F YOU hove need of the enlarge -
Merit of Writing which le small
and illegible, or 1f you desire tb
iucroaso the size of any other object,
wily not matte your Men m10rescopo?
Cut Out a piece of thin eatdbeard.
Ink one aide of title until it is entire.
ly black, Matte a pinhole in the cen-
ter of the sheet.
Looking through titin pinhole, you
Will bo Surprised to learnwhat a
good mioros00pe. yeti have manufae-
tered.
"OLD SOC" FED
hea
w s a spry bird f
P old or one 0 ears
Y S Y
Old.
0111 sec croaked his gratitude for the
tidbit which the warden passed to him
and the man, gazing ref,ectively at the
bird, continued:
"The old fellbw couldtell many an
interesting story, if he chose, And he
well deserves Ills reputation for intel-
ligence.
"When the warden before mo was re-
tired because of age, he moved out to
a little plaoe in the country. Old Soc
had becomeso attached to ilii that he
went along with bis master. Well It was
for the man, too,
"He liked to be buoy, theex-warden
did. And he pottered 'round as much as
he was able to, even going on little
tramps with his gun, always taking the
raven along with him, of course.
"Upon one of these occasions—no one
BY THE WARDEN
"Tho old man grew somewhat better,
but he never fully recovered. When he
died, they say the ravenalmost died,,
too. He grieved and moped, and
wouldn't eat anything, Then he seemed
to remember itis old home at the Tower.
To our surprise, he dropped In upon
us one day, just as though he had never
left, and he's been here ever since.
Funny thing about It is that he seems
to like only people—isn't fond of birds
at all, Must have been badly treated be
his con folk, many years ago, I s'pose,
and hasn't forgotten it."
Old Sec, who had been gravely listen-
ing, with his head turned slightly to Ono
side, now gave to fluttering jump to cap-
ture the last morsel of food from tine
though •hewing, he
strutte-with head,
agreat
dignity toward the building.
Knowing Old bird!" commented the
Warden, and we agreed with him.
ongooses
!cit
"CAME TO MR. MONGOOSE'S HOME"
5114T"say that Mr, Mongoose Is a
sly old fellow," murmured Mr.
Solonodon to himself; "but I'll
wager I can outwit hint without half
trying."
Skirting the edge of the wood, Mr.
Solenodon came t0 the door Of the
mongoose's home and rapped vigor-
ously upon it, .
Mr. Mongoose came to the door him-
self. He rather lilted the appearance
of his visitor, although the long
snout, with nostrils upon each side,
looked rather inquisitive, and Mr,
Mongoose, being very inquisitive
himself, didn't lite other people to
possess this quality, Besides, the
newcomer had a tall entirely naked
of fur, which looped perfectly hide-
ous. But 11e heal beautiful, long fur,
tawny above and light broWn Uncler-
neatlt the body, and his great claws
inspired respect.
The s0leuod0n bowed politely, a0 he
said;
"My name is Mr, ,, Solenodon, Al-
tltopgh Ivo novor had the pleasure
of mooting you before, 1110000me you
are Me. Mongoose"
As the mongoose nodded iris head,
the e0ienodon continued:
"Could Yoe be so' kind es to pet,
mit me to rest awhile 111 your 0003'
fortablo little tunnel I am quite
weary of traVellltg."
"Certainly, air" rejoined the mon-
geoee, rest as long as you like."
He hospitably gave Mr. Solenodon
a place at his board and put before
him a 11108 dish of insects.
While the aolenodon was enjoying
this repast,, he told himself that how
Was an opportunity to try hie - wit
11100 the host.
Mr, Mongoose," Bald he, "elan you
tell ale Why a gnat flies?"
The mongoose wrinkled his brews
thoughtfully. "I don't just know," 11e
replied, "unless It b0 t0 get Where he
wants to go,"
"No," said the solenodon, "that
Isn't why, Would you like to know
the correct reason?"
"Indeed, I would," answered the
mongoo0e, mach interested.
"Well," chuckled Oho solenedon, "a
gnat files for the same reason that
some folks are geese. "I-Iai tial ha!"
"Um," grunted the mongoose,look-
ing quletly at the solenodon, "I sup -
peso that is Very funny, But I
Should like to know if you place Mt
among 'sono people.' "
"Well, you: are part of a geese;
aren't you?" returned the solenodon,
laughing at his own joke..
"Yes, and you are a whole goose!"
cried the mongoose, leaping upon lila
visitor and tearing hitt[. 'limb from
limb,
elver since that time the mongoose
has hated the solenodon, and so er.
feetively has lie bought agalne, hint
that few solmlotlons are now - alive.
The One 01101111 in the picture, a ea.
tern Of I•Iaiti, Is an exceedingly rare
specimen.
How bogs It,eceived Their 1'To.rner.
The spaniel is so called bcr,tuse the
original breed came from. Spahr..
The spite dog received 1ts mute
because of its eller)! nose, "spit'," to
German, lneaning 'sharp polite
Another lnitny deg is known as a
dachshund because that Word in Ger-
man moans 'badger dog," and the
dachshund was first ontp10) 11 1 )r
drawing badgers,
1'ox terriere were e0 nn.mrd
in MOngland they were used to hit
foxes.