The Wingham Times, 1913-07-31, Page 2,)
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RBTABLISLtI t. 07k
Tilt WINfiiAlli TRIES.
fl. B. ELLIOTT, PUBLISHER AND PROPIETOt't
THURSDAY, JULY 31, 1913.
THAT TONGUE OF YOURS.
One of the most difficult things in
this worl 1 to get control of is the human
tongue. Kipling never said anything
truer than when he wrote that "Man
may hold most any post if he'll only
hold his tongue."
Before you set your tongue to action
get it under perfect control. A single
tongue can do more harm in the world
than a battalion of soldiers. For sol-
diers can kill but bodies, while the
tongue can kill reputations and charac-
ters. It is too bad that we have no
laws to curb tongues. Shakespeare
powerfully pictured in the aha: atter of
Iago the terrible consequences following
in the path of an evil tongue. Iago not
only destroyed the reputation and pure
character of Desdemona, but he finally
through Othello killed her body.
Compel your tongue to speak helpful
messages or else keep it still. Make it
a rule of your life to use your tongue
for high purposes or not at all. Resolve
to speak in no way of any man or
woman unless you can speak of the good
qualities of that man or woman. No
one ever gained happiness out of injur-
ing the feelings or character of some
one else. No one ever failed to get hap-
piness by speaking well of people.
The golden rule applied to the tongue
comprises one of the real golden rules
of conduct.
TAXES STILL GROWING.
successors come before Hon. Mr. Rogers
and his spending thrift friends complete
their work.
Official figures for the financial year
ending March 31st, as announced by the
Minister of Finance lately, should
prove of interest to the people who pay
the bills. Hon. Mr. White's statement
is ingenuous. The heavy increase in
capital and current expenditures, he
naively remarks, is off -set by expanding
revenue. "Expanding revenue" is Hon.
Mr. White's honeyed phrase for inceas-
ed taxation.
On consolidated fund -that is taxa-
tion the revenue totalled $168,600,000
compared with $146,108,217 the previous
year. This means that during the
twelve months the Borden Government
took out of the pockets of the tax
payers exactly $32,101,783 more than
they extracted in the first partial year
of his government, when expenditures
were still kept down by the traditions
of the retiring Liberal government.
The current expenditure was $112,-
000.000 as compared with $98,101,446
for the previous year. This is to say
the government spent just $13,l%18,554
on ordinary accounts more than in the
previous year. To this, however, must
be added the expenditure on capital and
special accounts, amounting to $32,310,-
01.0. making a total on these accounts of
more than 8114,000,11r10. This enormous
expenditure on capital account is the
more remarkable because the spending
on the National Transcontinental Rail -
Way construction was very much re-
duced, as the road is rapidly approach-
ing completion.
;lily or,iinary beeiness Llan, with
t:oiild
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A SCREAMING FARCE.
(Bowmanville Statesman.)
We have been giving considerable at-
tention to rural public schools fora few
weeks and have about come to the con-
clusion that something revolutionary is
necessary and the radical changes can-
not come too soon. Teachers are being
paid $600 for about ten months teach-
ing from ten to fifteen young children
on the average, and most of the teach-
ers are young girls in their teens or
only a little beyond. The importance
of the work demands the very best
education, skill and disciplinary methods
known to this advanced age and still
the life interests of the children of this
country are entrusted mainly to young
girls. Is not the educational machinery
of Ontario a screaming farce. The:cry
is heard in the cities which are becoming
too congested for raising children.
"Back to the land," and the Dominion
Government is giving this year a grant
$195,00 to Ontario to assist in agricul-
tural education and larger grants are
promised in future years. Why not
devote a large share of this money to
establishing aad equipping centralized
rural schools with agricultural depart-
ments to be operated in connection with
the Provincial Agricultural College? Is
such a proposition feasible? Let us see
how it would work. Darlington town-
ship contains some 23 rural schools,
costing in the aggregate somewhere
between $15,000 to $20,000 annually.
Were two consolidated schools es-
tablished to gtake the place of these
23 schools could not something worth
while he done with the money? We
hear much about intensive farming, let
us give some consideration to intensive
education for the country schools with
their system of practical agriculture
taught by practical men according to
practical methods -centralized schools
taught by properly qualified teachers,
with sufficent grounds for experimental
purposes, parks, plots, flowers, etc.
Would not some such progressive edu-
cational system give this province a
tremendous boost along agricultural
lines, at the same time give permanency,
prominence, and progressiveness that
would make Ontario the cynosure
of all eyes? Has not the time arrived
to abolish the little red schoolhouse and
give the rising generation in this
country a substitute worth while.
THE WINGHAM TIMES. JULY 2'1 1913
THE PROVINCIAL LIBERAL PARTY.
(London Advertiser)
Our Conservative friends who imagine
that the North Grey by-election is a
portent and has quenched the fighting
spirit of the Liberal party or discredited
the leadership of Mr. Rowell, take a
short-sighted view of the situation.
They cite one or two Liberal newspapers
which have hoisted signals of distress.
These journals opposed the banish -the
bar policy at the outset, and are at
least consistent now; but there is no
evidence that they speak for any con -I
siderable number of the Liberal rank ;
and file. Like their Conservative
contemporaries they attach too much
importance to the loss of two seats won
by Liberals in 1911 in exceptional cir-
cumstances. Everyone in this county
knows that Est Middlesex, a tradition-
ally Conservative riding, elected the
1 late Mr. Sutherland through a split in
the Conservative ranks, and Mr. Suther-
i )end's unique popularity. In North
Grey, Mackay's groat majority in 1011.
I was'inito accidental, hundreds of Con-
servative votes being given him as an
Lill`; 1' t') atrocious attacks on his
ehnraet•'r. I:1 all Ontario there were
ri•lings where by-election;
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t .1 11..1‘.0 �t ) c'nel, more inopportunely
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for 1. 1. u) 11 party than in Eest
:ie11 uid'\.)-eth(Ley. N'like^of
t 1 :,• !air tests As for havin'•;
Ii al i1;' :n i general rat election they
sest7 at, all. 'VI; Governs:lent
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,, proposition, and we want only men of good standing who w
a will not misrepresent. Address m
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For a Live Man in Wingham
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(From the TIMES of July 28, 1893)
LOCAL NEWS.
Fall wheat harvesting was commenc-
ed in this section this week.
A new hardwood platform has been
erected at the G.T.R. station.
Mr. Jas. 13. Cummings has removed
his showroom from his store on Victoria
street to the store lately occupied by
J. J. McI{illop as a boot and shoe store.
Messrs. Wm. and Michael Robertson
were up in Ashfield township on Mon-
day last, attending the funeral of their
uncle, Mr. Wm. Murdoch.
Mr. J. W. Dodd is in Toronto this
week attending the Grand Encampment,
I.O.O.F., as delegate from Minerva
Encampment, No. 47.
Mr. John A. McLean has been ap-
pointed to represent Court Maitland at
the District meeting of District No. 1,
C.O.F., to be held in Kincardine,
August 2nd.,
Mr. Halsey Park has opened out busi-
ness in Meyer's Block, and his family
has arrived in town.
The Lucknow union lacrosse team
played the Wingham juniors, on the
park here, on Friday last. After a
very keenly contested game, in which
good play was shown by both teams the
match resulted in favor of the Lucknow
boys by one goal to none.
Mr. R. Elliott, of the TIMES spent a
few days this week in Brantford attend-
ing a meeting of the Executive Com-
mittee of the Canadian Order of For -
resters.
About 3.30 o'clock on Wednesday
afternoon the fire alarm sounded, when
it was found that the saw dust in Mc-
Lean & Son's mill yard was on fire.
The firemen were promptly on hand,
and succeeded in extinguishing the fire.
BORN.
Henderson -In Morris, on July 17th,
the wife or Mr. George Henderson; a
son.
MARRIED.
Gray -Taylor -In East Wawanosh, at
the residence of the bride's parents, on
July 18th, by the Rev. L. G. Wood,
Mr. Wm. G. Gray„of Wingham, to Miss
M. Taylor, of East Wawanosh.
DIED.
Robertson- In East Wawanosh, on
July 26th, James A. Robertson, young-
est son of Mr. David Robertson, aged
23 years 8 months and 2 days.
TOWN DIRECTORY.
BAPTIST CHURCH --Sabbath services
at 11 a. m, and 7 p. m. Sunday School
at 2:30 p. m. General prayer meeting
on Wednesday evenings. Rev. G. Vic-
tor Collins, pastor. B. Y. P. U. meets
Monday evenings 8 p. m. W. D.
Pringle, S. S. Superintendent.
METHODIST CHURCH -Sabbath ser-
vices at 11 a, m. and '7 p. m. Sunday
School at 2:30 p. m. Epworth League
every Monday evening. General prayer
meeting on Wednesday evenings. Rev.
J. W. Hibbert, pastor. F. Buchanan,
S. S. Superintendent.
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH -Sabbath ser-
vices at 11 a. m. and 7 p. m. Sunday
School at 2:30 p. m, General prayer
meeting on Wednesday evenings. Rev.
D. Perrie, pastor. Dr. A. J. Irwin, S.
S. Superintendent.
ST. PAUL'S CHURCH, EPISCOPAL -Sab-
bath services at 11 a. m. and 7. p. m.
Sunday School at 2:30 p. m. Rev. E.
H. Croly, B. A., Rector. Alex. Al-
deron, S. S. Superintendent.
SALVATION ARMY CITADEL. -Service
at 11 a.m., 3p.m, and? p.m. on Sunday.
At 8 o'clock on Thursday evening.
There will be special music provided in
the Sunday evening service from 7 to
7.15
POST OFFICE -Office hours from 8a.m.
to 6:30 p. m. Open to box holders from
7 a. m. to 9 p. m. P. Fisher, postmast-
er.
The Western Fair
LONDON - CANADA
THE GREAT LIVE STOCK EXIHIBITION;�
$27,000.00 in Prizes and Attractions.
Western
Ontario's
Popular
Exhibition
Sept. 5 To 13
Magnificent
Programme
Of
Attractions
Twice Daily.
Two
Speed Events
Daily
Fireworks
Every Night.
$11,000.00 ADDED TO THE PPi] ZE LUST THIS YEAIS
Take a Holiday and visit London's E-:hibition.
Single Fora ()n All Raillrotl':ls In Western Ontario
SPECIAL EXCU111S,IODT PLATES --September 1t1h, 1. ;lth and 12,t't.
Pru:.' -3 Lists and a1I i :cor:5a :tion fr)rn the Secrsoary.
J. J. F$EID,
Presieent
PUBLIC LIBRARY -Library and free
reading room in the Town Hall, will be
open every afternoon foam 2 to 5:30
o'clock, and every evening from 7 to
9:30 o'clock. Miss R. Brown, lib-
rarian.
TOWN COUNCIL -C. G. VanStone,
Mayor; J. W. MclCibbon, Reeve; J. A
Mills, George Spotton, Wm. Isbister,
W. J. Boyce, A. Young and D. Bell,
Councillors; John F. Groves, Clerk and
Treasurer. Board meets first Monday
evening in each month at 8 o'clock.
HIGH SCHOOL BOARD -Frank Buchan-
an, (Chairman), R. Vanstone, Theo.
Hall, C. P. Smith, W. J. Howson,
John A. McLean, W. F. VanStone,
Dudley Holmes, Secretary. A. Cosens,
treasurer. Board meets second Mon-
day in each month.
PUBLIC SCHOOL BOARD.- A. Tipling,
(Chairman), Alex Ross, J. L.
Awde, Dr. A. J. Irwin, Robt. Allen,
Wm. Moore. H.E.Isard,Dudley Holmes
Secretary-Treas.,John F. Groves;Meet-
ings second Tesday evening in each
month.
HIGH SCIiOOL TEACHERS -J. C. Smith
B. A., Specialist in Classics, Principal;
H. A. Percy, S. P. S. Science Master;
G. R Smith, B. A.. Specialist in Mathe-
matics; Miss C. E. Brewster, B. A.,
Specialist in Moderns and History;
Miss B. E. Anderson.
PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS. -Joseph
Stalker, principal, Miss Brock, Miss
Reynolds, Miss Farquharson, Miss An-
sley, Miss Barber and Miss Bentley.
BOARD OF HEALTH. -C. G.VanStone,
(chairman), Wm.Fessant, Alex Porter,
John F. Groves,Secretary; Dr. R. C.
Redmond, Medical Health officer.
FARM ERS
and anyone having live stook or other
articles they wish to dispose of, should adver-
t'se the same for sale in the TIMES, Onr largo
circulation tells and it will be strange indeed if
you do not get a customer. We oan't guarantee
that yon will sell beoanoe you may ask more
for the article or stook than it is worth. Send
your advt•rtisement to the Tistus and try this
plan of disposing of your stock and other
articles.
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each as teneltere wanted, business chance,,
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per the for each enosequent insertion.
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weer ad 15 ,ant.. for each eubaegaans in.
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win 5.• inserted till forbid end charged euoord-
ingly Transient advertisements must be paid
for in advance.
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teen. it, a*aortment of all requisites for print.
Inc affording taotllties not equalled in the
'011014 for turning out first Masa work. Large
tv re and appropriate ants for all ittyles of Poet.
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tag,
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Or. ,'alder devotes special attention to Die•
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Eyes thoroughly tested. Glasses
properly fitted.
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Otto.. with Dr. Ohiehoim
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General Hospital,
Post Graduate London and Dublin.
Suet assor to Dr. T. A. Agnew.
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Special attention pairs to diseases of women
and cbildt'e',, having taken post graluate
work in Surgery, Bertcrtoloey and Scientific
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taaees's hotel an 1 the 8 iptist Jnitron.
All business given careful attention.
Phone 51. P. U. Box 118.
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tills,"
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thrills,"
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"Technic enormous," "It marks an ad-
vance.,"
"All other writers of fiction excelling." i
"Wealth of Ideas," "a brilliant ro-
mance."
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Thus the reviewers in rapturous chorus;
Thus the book booster composing hie
brays.
Ripped are whole pages from Roget'S
Thesaurus.
Piled upon Ossa a Potton of praise.
Greatest of novels, beyond contradiction.
Here 1s a triumph that none may deny.
This is the ultimate whisper in fiction.
Surely you'll read It. No? Neither
shit II I.
-Minneapolis Journal.
The Unexpected Happened.
111rs. Mulligatawny needed a change
of air. The doctor wits emphatic on
this point. Her husband. however, be-
ing unable to go with her, she went
alone, retiring us usual to her favorite
holiday haunt,
On the morning after her arrival she
suddenly discovered that she had come
away without her watt.)). Thinking,
therefore. that she roust have dropped
it on the thick carpet of the dining
room, she forthwith wired to the maid
at home:
Let me know if you find anything on
carpet in dining room.
In due course she received a letter in
reply:
Dear Madam -f was to let you know if
I found anything on the dining room car-
pet. This is what 1 found this morning -
three champagne corks, eighteen cigar
ends, five cigarette ends, thirty-six burnt
matches and -
But Mrs. Mulligatawny did not read
further. And when her husband re-
turned home from the office that even-
ing he found his faithful spouse await-
ing him. -Answers,
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Human Nature.
When a man does something
' he should not have done and
. isn't afraid of his w)fe he doesn't
think much of her.- Cleveland
4. Plain Dealer.
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Time For Drastic Measures.
An olid woman was waiting nervous-
ly for a train on the [linty. We will
call it No. 2. The agent came out and
chalked up, "No. 2 is twenty minutes
late."
The old tvoutan suiffed.
Presently he returned and chalked
up, "No, 2 is forty minutes late."
The old woman groaned.
Rot when he reappeared and wrote,
"No. 2 is sixty minutes late." she could
stand it no longer.
"Nor the mud's sake," she said, "will
somebody please take that piece of
chalk away from that Hain or we nev-
er will get away from this place?" -
Baltimore News.
Scanty.
to ,ark } ' W i •,
First Critic -flow were the chorus
cost lt1:les
yeenll i Oritit'•--Oh, nothing to speak
Oft --C hictige News.
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Economy.
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