The Wingham Advance, 1911-11-30, Page 6NO WONDER.
(Toledo Wade.)
"Why weal Grace SPeakle Lune?
"Mn ashed Oraee to go. to the thee
trd with George and herself."
•
"WIle-ehe wanted her to act ae Oran
tree.'
RARE AND WELL KTNE.
(jUdge.)
Reporter -At was rare siglit.
Cite EdItor-eWhen you write the storY
want it well acme.
$MUT,
(Puck.)
Mamie, Hookworm -Willie. You collie
right here and gra cleaned. I never saw
SO til.rtY, Yodeve been eating threugh
the Pages of that diverce testimony,
haven't you?
RUBBED HARD,
(HarPer'e Bazar.),
• The Winos of Milo explained her lilies -
lug arms.
"I tried to get the tan off," she said,"
Herewith she rejoiced she hadn't used
the game method on her neck.
SHE GOT HIM.
(Catholic Stainiard and Times.)
4'X raw the cutest thing to -day," began
Mies Vasty. coyly, "It was a painting
of the-er-wnat us the name of that lit-.
tie god that represents matrimony?"
Well, now." said Mr, Timmid, "you've
got me."
"Oh; Mr, Timrata. this is so sudden."
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LACKING IN OFFICIAL ZEAL
(Chicago Tribune.)
"1 ee." remarked the .traveler in the
southwest, "you have an anti -horse thiet
association down here. What's the mat-
ter? Can't you leave the punishment of
herse thieves to the constitutional au-
thorities?"
"Not by a, dura sight." laid Grizzly Pete;
"they ain't anti enough!"
HER SORT.
.
(Harpers Bazar.)
Atice--What kind of a girl has Jack
engaged himself to?
Rose -Oh. she's the sort of woman you
never dare ask to luncheon for fear she
will stay to dinner.
JUST ABOUT.
(Puck.)
'Uncle Ezra -Then What do you think
la the matter with the world nowadays?
Uacie Eben -Just this: There's top
melt business in religion, and not en-
ough religlOn in business!
•••••••••••••••••••••••*•••••
TOO FAST.
(Puck.)
Madge -Didn't you think the show end-
ed rather abruptly?
Mabel -Yes, indeed. - We had barely
time to take up our things, put on our
hats and cote and get outside the the-
atre before the curtain went down.
-•••••--
'TWAS EVER THUS.
(Iudge.i
"Iia, what does it mean when you say
that prices fluctuate?"
"It means. my on. that they go on
and down. When It's something you've
got te buy, the price goes up; and when
itar isoraething you've got to sell, She
PT10A BOOS down.
CALISTEN ICS.
(Washington Star.)
"Those Latin races use a great many
gestures when they talk."
"Yes." replied the busy man: "and It's
a mighty good idea. :ft enables you to
take your physical culture right along
with your ordinar yexercise."
THE LUCKItti FATE.
(Boston Transcript.)
"Well. old man. how did you get along
atter 1 left you at midnight. Get home
all right?"
'We; a confounded noisy policeman
haled me to the station, where I spent
the rest of the night."
"Lucky dog: I reached home."
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COULD JUDGE FOR HIMSELF.
(Philadelphia Record.)
Harduppe-Is Wigwagge honest?
Borrowell-Well, he came around to
my house the other. day and stole an
urnbrelle. I had borrewed from him.
WHY HE GAVE IT UP.
(National Monthly.) •
"Did you ever eat Grape Fruit?" asked
Finnigan,
"I tried it wanst," said Casey, "but
they're too hard to Peel."
**
GALLANT.
(London Sketch.)
Old Maid -But why should a great
strong man like you be found begging?
Wayfarer -Pear lady, it's the only pro-
fession I know in which a gentleman can
address a. beautiful woman without an
Introduction.
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TERRIBLY BUSINESSLIKE. .
(Exchange.)
Homicide cases are becoming shock-
ingly numerous."
"Yes," replied the drug manufacturer;
"If this sort of thing goo on we'll be
warranted In boosting the price of cyan-
ide."
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BLESSED ARE THE MEEK.
(Puck.)
EmploYer-See here! Do you think you
kno wmore about this business than I do?
New office Boy -No, sir! Hottest! I
ain't no, magazine writer
THE MEAN THING.
(New York Sun.)
Stella -Jack was on his heeded knees
to me last night.
sene-...wen, poor fellow, he can't help
being bowlegged. •
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WHAT A FALL WAS THERE!
(Boston .Transcript.)
Editor -In the report 6f a, lady slipping
on the sidewalk I notice you use the ex-
Drees:Ion. "Her face fell suddenly.'
rteportere-Yes, sir, it's literally true.
Her face fell with the eest of her.
WHAT LOVE. REALLY DID.
(Philadelphia Bedard.)
Poverty dean", in at the door.
"ExcUee rtle," remarked Lime, as he
flew out of tee Window, "I guess It's
up 50 me to hustle for a
A LONG SHOT.
(Boston Transcript.)
"Sportleigh is to be mareied to -day at
hiab boon."
".That's Un lepropriate hour."
"How so?"
dgifots taking a 12 to 1 chance."
IT'S ALL IN THE FILLIN'.
(Philadelphia Record.)
"You tan reach it man's heart with
feud, a wornarias evith flattery," remark-
ed the Wiee Guy.
"in other words, etuff them, mid they
are your*." added the Simple Mug.
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CLEVER CONVERSATIONS.
(Detroit Pree ese.)
"to he a Clever cetiversetionitlietl"
"Clever? 1 shetaid Alqr he Is. He Can
talk or things he know_es nothing about
'without once tetylag raaisaing that a eviee
man would tordradtet.
• **--e•
MUCH CHEAPER.
'(Lift.)
Genetel Manager -et win test a Ma-
llen et equie the rollirig-stock With latfe-
ty rumilances.
Railroad Pres:fared-What dld it eost
for areldents last year?
"About $160.000."
"Then 1 miens welt continue to take e
tbattee,"
mbioATI ON.
Chicago Tribune.)
"Do you horiently believe the lteorld
MroIre%I b t
" do. sele a wralleti Meting
ear
are for a 12-year-ced boo • ta newt -
tree Without making r ri tit to con•
atom the ettneinetor flut the ehilet Wan
;Endo 1.
MtnitSOMMUMZIMOZIODZMUZIOZ
14" Sybil's Doom lug
xsozzenzsmstrmanceztuentedi
"Never withette your promise, Rose.
Rose, 1 the:tight you leved Ine?"
The pretty fees. drooped against hie
Out sleeve.
"You know I do," in, a reed -like wide -
per.
"Then be my wife. Ipsteatl of going
to France to -morrow, come with me to
Scotland."
"You really mean it, Cyril?"
"I shall blow my brains out if you
don't! Say you will come, Roe°. T
love you madly. I can't let you go.
See' you will eamel"
"To Seetlancir But a Scotsth marriage
is no marriage; and, besides, you are a
minor, and can not legally contract a
marriage. anywhere."
"In Ideaven's namei how many objec-
tions will you raise. Rose?" the young
man cried, flushed an inmetuotte. "If
the Scotch marriage dive not suit Y011s
we can easily be remarried upon our
return to England; and, as for being
a minor, there will be no one to dispute
the legality of our union. Not my
father -he never refueed me anything
yet. 11 is not likely to begin now,"
"Oh, Cyril! But this is net like any-
thlog else. Men have disinherited only
sone for less."
"My father will not. And, besides,
he can not. Monkswood Priory is en-
tailed -comes to me, with ita fertile
acres, if I were disinherited to -morrow.
I will listen to more objections. Rose.
You must say yes -you anuet .be my
wife! I love you madly! I can not
live without you. My beautiful Role,
look up, and eay, `Cyril, I love you,
and I will go with you to -morrow!'"
He bent over her, hie handsome face
flushed, hot, red, his eyes glowing„
alight with wine and love and excite-
ment. She raieed her dainty, drooping
head at his bidding, and looked him full
in the face, a glittering brightness in her
large dark eyes.
"I love you, Cyril," ehe repeated, "and
I will go with you to -morrow. Earth
holds no dearer lot for me than to be
your wife. But if you repent later, re-
member, I have warned you."
"I will Dever repent!" he cried, with
a lover's rapturous Ides. "Our honey-
moon will last until our heads are gray.
In all broad England there is not an-
ther such happy MAU as Cyril Trevan-
She turned away her head to conceal
tt smile -a ,smile strangely akin to de-
ragon. It was gone like a flash.
"And now I must turn you out," she
said "I have nmeh to do between
this and day -dawn. Whether one goes
to France or Gretna Green, one must
pack up. It it shockingly late besides.
Mrs. Grundy will be horrified. For pity's
sake go at once!"
She pushed hint playfully to the 'dor.
The black October night was blacker
and chillier than ever, and the bleak,
wet wind blew damply in their faces.
Miss Adair shivered audibly.
"I don't envy you your drive back,"
silo said; "and the rain will overtake
you if you don't hurry, We are likely
to run away in a deluge to -morrow."
"Bliseful to -morrow !" exclaimed Cyril
Trevanion. "Come rain and lightning
and temptest, to that they bring me
you, I shall thank them. For the lea
time, good-bye and good -night." •
A love -like embrace; then the young
man aprunk lightly into his night-eab
and whirled away. Rose Adair stood in
the door -weer until he disappeared, de-
spite the raw blowing of the chill morn -
big wind. in the darknees her pretty
face wore a triumphant glow.
"I have conquered!" she said, under
her breath. "1 will be Cyril Trevanion's
wife, as I knew front the first I would.
Poor fool! And he thinks I care for
him -a stupid boy of nineteen! The
old life may go now. Mrs. Cyril Trevan-
ion, of Monkstvood Halle may look Up-
on the past as a horrible dream, over
and. gone!"
On the close of the third
day a post -chaise rattled up. to
the door of an Aberdeen hotel, and
Lieutenant Trevanion handed out his
bride. The "Scotch mist" hung claninty
over everythhig, the "sky was of lead,
She eoming night was bleak and 'hear;
but the face of the young officer was
brighter than a sunset eky. Was he not
a bridegroont of four -and -twenty hours'
standing, and wag not this radiant lit-
tle beauty beside him his bride?
"They will show you to your room,
nly darling," lie said. "I will join you
presently. Here is your travelling -bag.
It Might hold the crown diamonds by
Its wmght and the ocare you take of it.
The servant will take it.
"I will take it myself."
She turned her bade abruptly upon
him him as he evoke, and followed the
servant upstairs. She dismissed the
woman the moment she entered the
room, and turned the key in the door.
The boxes had been sent up. She knelt
down at once before one of them and
unlocked and unstrapped it.
"I Will conceal it here," she said.
"He is not in the least likely to find it,
in any ease. but it is safer here."
She unflatened her travelling. bag and
drew forth the contents, whose weight
and her solicitude about it had puzzled
Lieutenant Trevanion. It contained but
one thing -a brightly burnished copper
box, securely locked and clasped. The
little bride thrust this box out of sight
among the garments in the trunk.
"'Safe bind, safe find.' While you are
satire I am secute. I don't think Cyril
Trevaidon will ever find me Md. The
day that brings you to light tees the
last of Rose Trevanion. Rose Treyanion;
A new name, a new alias! How many
I have borne!. ROse Lena:tine, Rose Daw-
son, Rose Aaair; and now -last, bright-
est and best -high-sounding Trevaniont
What will be the next, I wonder, and
which among them all will they nerve
011 111 tombstone?"
CHAPTER Ill,
''Aud it n11 ends here! My ambition
drefitatil niy boundlese pvide, my grand
Aspiration, for him -it all ends here!
In the hour when I loved him dearest, I
would sooner have glain him with my
Own hands than lived to see him fall so
low!"
He was an old man, yet grandly erect
in Ida eixtleth year; straight ae 4 Nor.
way pine broad -shouldered, deep -chest
ed, royaIsbrowed and bright-eyed, 40 it
wag In the nature of the Teevanions to
be, He was General Trevanion, of
Monkewood Priory, of Monkswood Hall,
as it was oftener nettled, and he held in
hie hand an open leiter from his only
on. Cyril.
The letter told him of that only etniei
inarriage-dteelling with lover -like rap.
tui.' on his bride's peerless beauty, 'her
transeendent sweetnees and charms. It
told hint Oita she was the loveliest, the
meet Innocent, the pureet, the gehtleet
of het foiX; but it also told him the
finial fact that there WAS no Withhold -
Inv --that she Wee en warm.
Beieutiful and pure as tin angel
Item heaven!" the 411d Matt looted
front the letter, wIth 4 bitter filleee--•
rpotless slanienav. tide *Moss
chereb from the boards of a third-rate
London theatre! It used to be our
Wiest that the Trevanion bleed never
bred, fools or cowarda. It has brhel both
hi my son Cyril. Son! From this hour
lie is no longer a sen of mine. Yet lie
is not quite a coward, either, or hoe
would hardly dare to filen meliere."
For the open letter told, him that the
writer wits coming to
"Beard the limi in his den;
The Douglas iu his hall."
And that, within a very few hours af-
ter its zeceipt, Cement' Trevaniou might
look for a penitential visit front his
lit' will now fetch Roe° with me, fath-
er," the young man wrote, "I know
what a crime a low marriage is in your
eyee. I know how you will revolt at
first from the idea of an actress, But
only wait until you see her, my father,
la her exquisite beauty and youth, and
grade and artlessness, .and you will love
her almost as dearly as I do."
The old lion read this passage aloud
again, and laughed butright in the bit-
ter intensity of his scorn.
"Fool! idiot! driveler!" he cried, with
passionate contempt, his fierce black
eyes nblaze "I could curse the hour
in which his inothee gave birth to HO be-
sotted -an imbecile! What judgment has
fallen ox the Trevanions, that the last of
their name -one of the proudest and
noblest that ever old England boasted
sheuld render himself an object of deri-
sion to gods and men? The last of his
race, did I say? Nay, Sybil is that -
and by the eternal Heaven' Sybil shall
inherit every Wiling I poseess, every
acre I command. The angelic netress
from Drury Lane may soar back to the
celeetial regions she hails front, with
the idiotic spooney of nineteen she has
duped into marrying her, for all she will
ever reign at Trevanion. Sybil Lemox
shall be ngy heiress, and he shall not in-
herit the priee of a rope to hang liim-
self!"
Ile dashed the letter fiercely aside,
and started up, pacing up and down.
The grand old face was stormy with
rage; the fiery dark eyes, that never
lowered their light to friend or foe,
flashing with impotent passion. Rage,
grief, shame, all distorted the massive
countenance, and the sainewy hands
clinched until the nails bled the palms,
"And he dare come herehe dare foe
me! I don't know what shall keep me
from shooting him down like a dogl"
Ile strode up and down the magnifi-
cent lengta of the library, quite alone in
his impotent storm of fury. A spa-
cious and splendid apartment, the wain-
scot lined with books from floor to eeil-
ieg, busts of grand old Greek poets gaz-
ing serenely cloven on the lore of ages,
and over the marble chimney-plece
clock, with Amphytrite guiding a group
of fiery sea -horses, in bronze.
In the deep fireplace where, for four
hundred years, the blaze ef Yule had
risen high at Christmas -time, a sea -coal
fire burned now, its red glow flashing
fitfully on the dark paneling and wains-
°ding, on busts and pictures, books
and bronzes, quaint old Indian and Chin -
eke cabinets, and vases as high as your
head.
The library was lighted by one vast
Tudor window, with cushioned seats -a
window that was a study in itself, and
which overlooked u wide vista of velvet
town, cool depths of fragrant fern and
underwood, and waving belts of beech
and elm,
A grand old place is this Mon.kswood
Hall -a monastery once in the days long
gone when there had been monks and
monasteries all over England, before the
Royal BlUebearcl and his red-haired
daughter came to banish and burn and
behead. And under the leafy arcades of
its primeval forest, of its majestic oaks,
and towering elm and copper beech, the
ghostly prior who had ruled there last,
walked still, sombre and. awful, with.
cowl and gown, in the stormy moonlight
and still, black dead of night. And some
ghostly curse had fallen on the usurping
race of the "bold, bad Trevanions"; for
the legend ran, that for Many a night
before the death of the bead of the
house, a solemn bell tolled in those
windy turrets -an awful hell, that no
mortal eye might see, no mortal hands
might ring.
The Prior's Walk lay -open to all -a
woodland aisle -where the elms met
above your head -where the inghtingale
sung o nights and the sward was as
emerald velvetLa long avenue of green
beauty and delight, and a ahort cut to
the village. But for all its loveliness
and convenience, there were few in all
Speckhaeren who cared to brave the
ghostly horrors of the Prior's Walk at
aightfall. A grand and stormy old place,
this Monkswood-where the strong Tre-
wagons, Sather. and on, had reigned
since the days of the seventh Henry --
olio of the show -places of the county.
The short November "day was rapidly
datkenIng down, and the Myetie depths
of fern looked illimitable teen from the
stately Tudor window. The clock, above
evnielt the fair sea -goddess guided her
fierce chargers, pointed to half past
four, and as the night drew on the wing;
roared more wildly down the vest etoelca
of chimneys, along the vast, draughty
tslills.o, and around the iltirilberleise gable
e
General Trevanion glanced impatiently
at the time -piece as the spectral glom.
ing came on Apace; his massive face set-
tled 1310Wly into a look of irpn grimness
and determination.
"Re must soon be here," he =Uttered
under hit breith. "For nineteen_ yeers
every desire of his heart has been grant.
ed ehnost before the with was expreaied.
Now he 'will see hove a Trevanion save
floe'
The library door was flung wide aa
the thought erossed his mind. "Mester
Cyril, sir," announced the old, gray-hair-
ed imam., and noiselessly withdrew. Gen-
,eral Treltatgent atopped felon in hie
walk, swung round and faced ins son.
The young Mart had advaneed eagerly,
but with the first look at his father's
face, he halted, hesitated, stopped, and
tome to a standstill by the fire.
The old llon stood --a large writing -
table between them -drawn up ta his
full kingly height, his heed thrown back,
prouo nostrils dilated, his dark eyee
!lathing. Cyril Trevanion, very pale, but
altogether dauntless, enaounteeed that
look Unflinehingly, SO they met--hether
and son,
The young Man was the first to oink,
"You have revered my letter, sir,"
he mad, very talretly.
"I here received it. Here Itis,"
He erumpled It up us he *poke, and
flung it straight In the fire. WO "bright
flash of flame -theft it was gone.
Cyril Trerenfon turned ishitee pater
than befere; but the 'bold, ineeinalhle
look oft his feee tem very like that firt
Gemmed Trevanion's own.
"Yap are deeplo dispteased, dr;
said, still very quietly: "I expected *
meld'. But wait until you see tuy wife
-iny BOAC Earth holde nothing half 00
lovely -half uweeeet as idol Even the
erune of being alt autreiss will be forget -
ten and forgiven theo."
"I will neYor see your wife!" General
Trovarion answered, the fierce raga
within hint only showing in the working
of his fiery meitrlise the flashing -of his
etermy tyre. "1 will never see your
wife, never see youl 1 disown yon ---
you are no loner a son of mine! For
four huntlxed years you are the first of
our ritee Who ever made a megaillence.
who mixed the pnie blood with the file
thy Imelda+ In an actress' veins. No sten
eaoCrillise ehali bring disgrace 011 his mone
arid house, and still remain tity sett. I
will never speak to you. I wilt never
eee you, though I were on my death -bed.
Mill never forgive you! In the hour
you cross yonder threshold, through
which woinen, with royal blood in their
hearts, have stepped as brides -in the
hour you go forth to your angel of the
demi-monde-year seraph of the canaille
you are As dead to me as though the
coffin lid Lad closed above you and
they had laid you in the fetidly vault.
If 1 slew you where you stood, your
low -lived blood would hardly wash out
the stain of your disgrace!"
He stopped; but the Refining of his
fiery old eyes spoke more eloquently
than words. He stopped, for the effort
to hold his passion in rein and speak
eteadily almost suffocated him. And
,Cyril, drawn up to his full height,. his
liendsome face stormily set, his dark
eyes gleaming -tall, strong, princely -
a Bon for any father's heart to exult in
-stonondt, like a rock, listening and. reply-
ing"I have let you come here," his father
went on, "because from my own lips 1
would have you hear your fate. Take
your strolling player, your painted bat,
let -dancer, and go forth to beggary, if
you like -a stiver of mymoney you
will never see again. Trevanion Park
and all I possess -your mother's for-
tune Included -is mine, to do with as I
will, and not one farthing will you ever
cdnunand, though you were dying of hun-
ger at my gates. Monlcswood Is en-
talled-Monkswood must descend to
you; but even there ,you will feel the
weight of my vengeance. I will lay it
waster than a warren -the timber shall
be felled -the game hunted down • like
vermin -the house left to ruin and de-
cay. Witen you and your wife come
here at the old man's death, you will
find a barren waste and four gaunt
walls to call your home -nothing more.
I have said all I have to say -1 will
never forgive you! Sybil Lennox shall
be my heiress -for -you --1 never want
to hear of you, dead or alive. OW
Cyril Trevanion had spoken but twice
since his entrance into the room. Now,
at the fiery to'd raartinet's thundering
command, he turned without a word. He
knew his father -not fiercer at the tak-
ing of Douro or Talavera-not more
deadly at the grand charge of Waterloo
----bad that clarion voice of command led
to the death or to the victory-. He knew
hie ofather, and he knew himself, and,
without one syllable of entreaty or ex-
postulation or defianee, he looked his
last foreevr upon his father's face, and
went forth to brave his fate.
He left the library, creased a tesselat-
ed pavement of white and black stone -
down a sweeping stair -way of slippery
oak, black and polished, and wide en-
ough to drive up the proverbial coach -
and -four, The vast baronial hall of the
manor, with its gulfs of chimneys, its
carved stone ehimney-pieces, so lofty,
thet there must have been &puts in the
clays when they could be used. hung with
family portraits by Holbein ana
Dyek-with branching antlera of rea
deer, suits of mail that strong old wa-r
riors of the Trevanion blood had clank-
ed it' before the walls of Antioch in the
Crusade days long syne. A grand and
stately old entranee hell, where the tide
of wassail, the blaze of yule logs, had
eurged high many a merry Christmas.
Massive doors of oak opened down the.
length of this interminable halt, and
through eorne of these, standing ajar,
the young man caught sight of long vis-
tas of splendoi and color, of glowing
draperies, rich carving, and gleaming
firediglit pictures of brightness and
luxury, to dream of strangely in weary
years to come. His hand was on the
door to depart, when the shrill cry of a
child arrested him -se wild cry of joy
and surprise, and the next instant a
little Wry figure came flying down the
stairs, and plumped headlong into hi*
arm.
"Cyril! Cyril! • • Cyril!" a perfect
scream of childish ecstasy; "oh! Cousin
Cyril!".
"Sybil!" the young man said, catch-
ing the fairy up, and kissing her; "my
dear little pet Sybil!" This is, Indeed, an
astonisilier! I thought you had one for
good to Scotland,"
"Mamma is here, and baby Charley -a
we are all come on a visit. But, oh,
Cousin Cyril! I didn't know you were
coming! 'Uncle Trevanion never told
me. You evil' stay as long as. we
do, won't you? Oh, how tall and hand-
some you are!" with little gushes of im-
petuous kissing. "And how glad I am
tlat77l°her:l;trYeail1tteS31 said, with
aIgl1tlau:h,littleSybil,"
ousliavoe
I have been making with your five-year-
old heart! And you really like nee so
much as this 2"
"Like you! I love you better than
anybody -ever so much better than bro-
ther Charley. But then Charley's only
three years old, and you're a great. bi.g
man, and wear a lovely uniform, and
I like big men,"
"And lovely uniforms-ehighly ehar-
aeterietie of the sex! But it is grow.
Ing dark, my fairy princess'and if
am to catch the seven -fifty train haele
to London, it is high time I was on the
tnove. The fly from the railway is Wait-
ing for me just outside the gates."
'Going back? Oh. Cyril!"
"I must, my pet," the lientettallt said,
smiling a little sadly at that reproach-
ful ery. "It is Holnion't choice, if you
know What that is. Say good-bye for me
to Lady Lemox and baby -Charley, and
kis"111111. agoY°w"itshelfYijou to the gates. Yes
I will!' impetttotoily, as she saw her
eempanion Rhea to object. 'Veit until
I get my cloak; 1 Monet be a Minute."
she darted afway like a Writ- a
little, Mender thing, all in white, with
bright brown ringlets down to her slea-
der Waist, and great Wide eyes Of NM,
"OttnelanCiflback IlIce a fittah, thio
time with it little Cloak Of varlet cloth,
the hOod drawn over the worn atria,
and the bright, pretty Noe peeping out
roily front te hood.
"Little Red Riding -Hood," the young
man Odd, "end I fon the \VW. Corns
on, my fairy. Very pate af you, t must
to escort Me so far. Are you in
She habit of seeing your gentlinteen
friends to the entrante gates, Mimi
Lento* V'
au lea Oontin51e4.1
Goodfellow -Do von think *Meet
shouldtroposel Giurripleighe-No, ter
Ite--Doeton 'Transcript,
Nasal Discharge Proves
Catarrh is Active
THE PURE BALSAMIC ESSENCES
OF CATARRHOZONE AFFORD
SUREST AND QUICKEST
CURE,
Patarthezene le certain to gore be
-
Ouse It healing vapor is carried With
the breath direct to the seat of the
cited, nose or throat trouble. Being
composed of the purest baleanis and
pixie essences, it immediately allays
irritations, facilitatee the ejection of
MUCUS, soothes and . stimulates the
lenge and bronchial tubes. The mar-
vel of the age in curing winter ills,-
thet'e What thousands say about Ct-
tarrhozone. There is nothing so sure
to cure, and to those in fear of change-
able weather -those who easily catch
cold -those who work among lung -
chilling eurroundings, or where dust,
impure air, fog or clamp can affect
theta -let them get Catarrhozone and
use it several times daily -it will cure
every time.
BAD CASE CURED IN TWO DAYS.
"I was unfortunate enough to catch
a bad cold from sitting In a draught
in my bare head," writes Miss Nora
E. Jemissson, well known in Sangre
,Grande, Td. "An acute condition of
catarrh developed in my nostrils, and
for three days my eyes and nose ran
.most copiously. The usual remedies
entirely failed to relieve. I read in
The Mirror, newspaper about sCatarrhe
ozone, and sent to Smith Bros.' drug
store for a dollar outfit. In two days
Catarrhozone cleared out my nostrils,
cured the sneezing, coughing, and all
traces of catarrh."
Large size Catarrhozone, sufficient
for two months' use, guaranteed, price
81.00; smeller sizes, 25e and 50e. Be-
ware of imitation, and substitutors,
and insist on getting "Catarrhozone"
only. By mail from the Catarrhozone
Company, Buffalo, N. Y., and King-
ston, Ont.
FIXING UP FURNITURE.
Rovarnishing and Renovating in ON
der at This Season.
To remove old varnish use alcohol, and
in stubborn places fine sharp emery or
sand paper.
To remove ink from furniture wipe
the spots with oxalic acid; let it stand
a few minutes aud then rub well with a
cloth wet in warm water.
To 'remove whitish marks resulting
from placing hot dishes on the table,
pour kerosene on the spot and rub it
hard with a soft cloth. Then pour a
little spirits of wiue or cologne water
on it and rub dry witk another cloth.
When stain is desired on an article
always apply it before the first oat of
varnish. Never.attempt to mix the stain
with the varnish itself.
To get best resultsapply three coats
of varnith to plain surfaces, wearing the
first two, coats down smoothly (this
means very lightly) with the finest sand-
paper, the third oat being allowed to
set In its lustre.
To take out bruisea wet the parts with
warm water; double a pine of brown
paper several times and lay It over the
bruise, and on this apply a warm but aot
hot flatiron till the moistnre is evapor-
ated. Sometimes it is necessary to re-
peat the process before the rent is
raised to the surface.
BEWARE OF BLOOD.POISON
Zam.Buk Is A Sure Cure.
•••••••••••., ••••••••••
Mr. Jas. Davey, of 780 Ellice avenue,
Winnipeg, says: "A fewmonths' since
was eured of a poisoned finger
through the timely use of Zam-Buk.
"I cut a deep gash limes the knuckle
on the first finger of my right hand
In opening a lobster can. I suffered
at the time with the .‚soreness and pain,
but had no idea it would become a seri-
ous wound. HoWever an about two
days I was greatly alarmed, as my Whole
hand and arm to the elbow became
euddenly inflamed, and the finger was
patch discolored, showing signs of
blood -poisoning. The pain was dreadful
and 1 was forced to leave off my work
arid go home,
"The wound ou the knuckle had
been poisoned by dust and dirt getting
into it. I theft decided to start the
Zara-Buk treatment, and having first
bathed the cut, I applied the healing
balm. It soothed the pain almost in-
stantly, and by next day there was a
great improvemett.
filo a week's time, through peesever-
ance with this wonderful preparation, a
complete cure was brought about."
Zam-Buk is just as _good for eczema,
Adore, scalp Bores, abscesses, piles,
ringworm, boils, varicose ulcers, run -
Din sores, cold sores, chapped hands,
etc. It draws all poisonoue foulness
from a wound or sore and then heals:
Vse it, too, for cuts, burns, bruises and
all skin injuries. Zam-Buk Soap should
be used in conjunction with the balm for
Washing wounds and sore places. Ex.
eellent, to, for baby's bath,
All druggiete and stores sell Zeni-
Buk at 50e box and Zam-Buk Soap at
25e tablet. ,Post free upon' receipt of
price from Zatn-Bok Co., Toronto,
TELLING A STORY.
(Montreal Herald.)
In comment upon a recent Marriage
betWeen a, Protestant and a Catholic,
Performed in MN city by a Protestant
minieter, a paragraph ha a been going
the rounds ef the Ontario and Maritime
prose declaring that "Under the laws of
Qtlebee, as Interpreted by the Judges of
the courts of that Provinee, this mar-
riage Is Invalid." .
Vile is a coinrnon Misundeestarlding of
the situation. There le ne Judicial stea-
tite:I or, record in this Province regardIrig
the legal vendity of a "Mixed" marriage.
The Hebert case, where' the marriage was
annulled. toncerhed two CatholIce who
WOY0 married by it Protestant minister
arid involved a different polut of law.
It is tree that the Ca.thelic Chureh re-
gards a. tnarritige ef any Catholic Invalid
mimes pertoemed by a Catholic tiergy-
Man, but the law of Quebec has not
given this dedree legal statue. /n Met,
a case of that kind luxe not yet Come
for the courts for decielon,
PROVINCES PRODUCIND $111N6LES.
(Forestry Free* Bulletin, No, 35.)
The production of shingles inereasee
eteadily in (Juliette- and in re bulletin to
be publielieti by the Forestry branch of
the Department of the Interior thia is
ehowo, together with the relative im-
portance ef the previa:wee for 1910, Com-
pared with the Canadien lumber eat, the
entire shingle industry amounted te lee
than the value of eaeli of the five most
important species-epruee, white pine,
Douglas fir, hemlock and cedar -during
1910. considered separately, the shingle
peoduetion amines considerable import-
ance, especially in Britieh Corembia.
This province is far in advauce of the
castero provinces as a shingle PrOducor,
and made up approximately half of the
(.Onadian 1010 production Of nearly two
billion ebingles, worth over three and a
half Millielt dollars, Over one-quarter of
the shingles were manufacturea in Que-
bec,. where the five hundrea and thirty -
able million pieces reported were an in-
crease of sixty per cent. over the 1009
amount, Ontario and New Brunswick
produced nearly equal amounts in 1910,
one-tenth of the Cans.dien production
being from each of thee° provinces,
Ninety-eight per cent. of the total pro-
duction was in the above four provincee,
although shingles are made he every
province of the Dominion, Nova Scotia,
Saskatchewan Prince Edward 'eland,
Alberta and ldanitoba together produced
two per cent, of the total. The average
price of shingles in 1910 was $1.80 per
thousand, the values ranging from $1,51
for shingles in Neva Scotia to $2.27 in
Saskatehewan.
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REFLECTioNy OF A BACHELOR.
•
New York Press.)
Politics begins at the exact spot where
Principles leave or.
A girl who marries a man to reform
hina usually has to support his children
AS well.
What makes h girl believe In the brains
tolf a man ohe loves is for him not to have
rly.'WOIriall UM rent a liangalow for six
weeks for $40 and speak of it as her
coentry estate.
A trip around the world, meeting only
strangers, isn't half as much to a wo-
man as three hours in an opera box with
friends down in the dress circle to see
her,
Well, Well!
THIS la a HOME DYE -
Me ANYONE
C8Il USO
I dyed ALL these
DIFF0EflIGEoNoTdKsINDS
with the SAME Dye.
I used
CLEAN and SIMPLE to Use.
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one has to color. All CO1011 from your Druggist or
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1.1...101••••••••••••
HOW TO MIX COLORS.
The first named color always pie-
dominates.
tes.
Mdark green and purple
makes bottle green.
Mixing white and medium yellow
imoawkes buff tint.
Mixing red, black and blue xuakes
dailixbinr
gowibl'ronze, blue, lemon, yellow
and blaca makee dark green.
Mixing white, meditun yellow and
blaek, makes drab tint.
Mixing white, lake and lemon yel-
aaes flesh tint.
Mixing lemon yellow and bronze
blue makes grass green.
Mixing white and black makes
gray tint.
Mixang White and purple makes
re.5e u28dshrd shr shrd shrd shrdlu
nnta.
xillg
red, black and medium yellow
makes maroon.
Mixing lake and purple makes ma-
geMixing medium yellow and purple
makes olive green.
?tginixle. ng
medium yellow and red makes
or
Mixing white, ultramarine blue and
black makes pearl tint.
Mixing white and lake -makers pink.
Mixing ultramarine blue and lake
makes purple.
nixing orange, (fake 1end purpIel
makes ruseet.
Mixing medium yellow, red and
white makes (derma.
Mixing white stnd ultramarine blue
makee sky blue.
Mixing ultramarine blue, black a.nd
white makes slate,
Mixing voltam and black makes
Turkey red,
Mixing white, yellow, red and
blade makes umber.
Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper.
* 11.
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.
(New York Press.)
Cents come. dollars go.
You knew a man.you can trust by how
.mttnY friends tell you not to.
School teachers don't seem to learn alt
savful lot lees than their Mils.
A Man and a woman love each other
basuse there is ne reason fOr it.
h. 'splendid thing about edueation is
when it doesn't Make a fool of anybody
wISO gete it.
firohloGwv
STOPS coueue HEALS THE LUNGS
IMO PRICE, 25 CENTS
ANYHOW.
A fortune-teller can tell you where
some of yottr money is goittg.
45
Minard's Liniment Cures Colds, to.
UIVIBRELLAS DRIVE OUT DANES.
tenlesi, It was raining, the umbrella
met to be the badge of middle age, the
nulteatioh of 8 merione plied; the Witten
one might alinoet /say, of the Sebbatia
BuS stteblenttligretillit
thiii at 1st e Itiarsrte ottexi z;se iayrs
Mejerity of the Inhabitants of these is.
lands. anti lure becolite so much of it 0115 -
tom that no ;me notices it, The holiday
maker careen a stick on his country
Welke, Mit the young man about town
no toaster wields h eane by day and a
crutch to go with his opera hat by night.
tie earrles Instead the modern umbrella,
it sknaer, elegant implemenh lees etursty
than 8 cam?. leerily le the ptesent yeer
the stick, enceuragea by the elinurter and
the extra teamed on the verge of A revivs
al. (Say Yonne' Witt:110,M Militant Pen-
angeee seemly olo maiseeetis tame out
teem faiiine tlienortIng themeeeves
in the teet circles, eliallettged the long
eunrernaeo ef the eniatalia. Put with
the autumn sales they APA going back
50 their Michel', and a net Winter', we
fear, will emiablish the embroila habit
tee a termer nem" thin oven -From the
HEAD
ACHE
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AGENTS WANTED.
A GENTS 'WA7saTella TO SIOLL LA
leranee Laundry Tablets. Washing
withoet warshboerel or washing machine.
alakee clothes as white as snow, /Meeks
thorn and will not Miura the finest silk.
Eateras and Simpson's sell them; also
Staailea Mlle Co.. and G, W. Robinson,
Cerituanee ef Hamilton. Write II. Ar-
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agent fee- the Dominion.
very Woman
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about Mu womlerttil
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druggist
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THE DOGS OF FLANDERS,
Doge to the French peasant are what
horses are to the American farmer. They
assist in many ways on the farm, pull the
Produce to market and deliver the milk
from the dairy. Fortunately for them,
their lives are controlled by constitutional
lame, which prohibit the whip and the
carrying of human cargo. Although this
law does not always prevent the lazy
messenger boy from imposing on his
dumb companion, it will be seen that the
Government endeavors to supress any at-
tempt at cruelty. In appearance they
are a cross between a mastiff and a New-
foundland dog, sturdy and inteligent. To
an English eye there is no more pictur-
esque sight than a couple of these ban-
tiful dog harnessed to a miniature cart
laden with milk cans, whilst its master
-a Flemish boy, with crude wooden sa-
bote-evalks lazily- alongside.- Wide
World Magazine.
• I tO
A PARDONABLE MISTAKE.
"The cold weather is corning on, and
we shall soon se some very remarkable
cold weather motoring suits."
"I'll be glad when cold weather motor-
ing clothes are made more sightly. They
give us such a shaggy look now, don't
they? Did you ever hear about the per-
forming bear?
"Well, a country hotel, a good deal fre-
quented by motorists, took in a showman
and his performing bear, and one morn-
ing the bear escaped from the stable.
'Everybody flea before the animal.
The hotel man, however pursued it cour-
ageously. It entered the hotel, mounted
the stairway, pushed open a bedroom
door and vanished.
"Then the hotel man, close behind,
bowel from the bedrom an angry excla-
mation in a feminine voice and the words:
" 'George, dear, how often have I for-
bidden you to come Into my- ram without
knocking -and in your automobile coat,
too." -Washington Star.
CURED BY GIN PILLS
Bridgeville, N. S.
"For twenty years I have been troubl-
ed with Kidney and Bladder Trouble,
and have been treated by many doctors
but found little relief. I had given up
all hope of getting cured when I tried
Gin Pills. Now, I can etty with a happy
heart, that I am cured."
DANIEL F. FRASER.
Write us for free sample of Gin Pills
to try. Then get the regular size boxes
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600 a box, 6 for 12.50. Money refunded If
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Chemical Co., of Canada, Limited.
Dept. 11, L., Toronto.
4 • 4.
THE OPEN MOUTH.
(Chicago Tribune.)
Speaker Champ Clark's reiteration of
his belief that the American people are
strongly In favor of the annexation of
Canada came up in the House of Com-
mons The Ministerial reply was Po-
litely to the effect that Mr, Clark's re-
mark is not taken seriously.
The only region where It ought to be
taken seriously is in the camp of Mr.
Clark's supporters. The American people
are not at all likely to put the tremend-
0119 reopeesibilities of the PresitiencY
upon a man whose tongue Is Swung in
the middle. 11 Mr. Clark is silly enough
to believe what he says, he at least
ought not to be silly enough to say it.
In a delicate international complication,
God save the republics from a Champ
Clark.
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The Influence of Dust on Mortality.
Out of every thousand of those whose
occupation calls for constant work in
dusty quarters, five die of consumption,
according to Getman official figures,
whereas among those who tae not ex-
posed to. the action of dust, only two
out of a thousand die of the disease
named.
- o
Minard's Liniment Cures Garget In
Cows.
CEMENT FOR 1. -V -011Y.
Dissolve alum in hot water until a
thick fluid mass is obtained; of this a
coating is applied to each end of the
broken ivory, the parts pressee together
and kept in this position until the mass
is dry. The cement holds very well, -
Dreg, Ftundschau.
A NEW MOUNTAIN WORLD
As further particulars are . reeeeved
:rem the exploratiou paity tinder eir,
A, G. Wheeler, director of the Canadian
Alpine Club, regarding their reeent uset-
peaition over too Grand Tenni:. Piecing
Railway through the Canadian Rocky
Mountions„ it is known that the new
Traniseentinental Railway will be able
to offer to its patrona the finest soon -
eq' of any of the Transcontinental rata
waye in America,
ln the last report reeeived the terri-
tory in the vicinity of the head water*
of the Athabahea and Whirlpool Rivers
is touched upon, a7n4 are, Mr, Wheeler
tate, opening upo a field for explora-
tion ana research, mountaineering and,
camping that is absolutely new, and of
winch practically nothing ia known. This
group of mountains is magnificent, It
rises apprexhuately to 12,000 feet above
sea level, and shows contours of the
wildest and boldest, possible forms. 1111.•
ntense snow fields and huge glaelere are
everywhere. Boldest and most Inaceee-
sible rise the awful black precipIcee of
Mount Gaikie, the central point of the
group. .Again to the south are an mid -
less array of peaks, towers, pyramicie,
domes, castles and ramparts in bewilder-
ing eonfusiOn.
An attempt was made to identify the
much -talked -of giants, Columbia, were",
Lyall, Forbes., etc., but in the chaotie
whole it ould not be done with any cer-
tainty.
PROVED.
"There's no question about te," said
Scribbleigh. "England Is the Mae° for
an author to live 1 nwho wishes to write
perfect English. We become merely the
expression of our environment, after all,
and I wish to do my work in an atmos-
phere In which the 'language 1 use for
the expresion of my ideas is epoken Itt
all Its pristine purnity. Do you not agree
with me. Lord afiggleton?"
"By Jowve, you're belly right, old top!"
replied his lordship.-Harper's Weekly.
We believe,MINARD'S LIN1.6119NT is
the best:
Mathias Foley, Oil City, Ont.
joseplt Snow, Norway, Me. *
Charles Whoten, Mulgrave, N. 8.
Rev. R. 0. Armstrong, Mulgrave, N. 4.
Pierre Landers, sten., Pokemouche, al, B.
Thomas Wasson, Sheffield, N. B.
A FINE SIGHT
A prominent New iork gentleman,
who has ,made a eojourn in Canada at
the Laurentian Club, Lac-La-Peche, P.
Q., in a letter addressed to Grand
Trunk headquarters, says
"I have been over the new Trainmen-
tinental Line as far as Parent, five
miles froin the end of steel, and Thor-
ooughly enjoyed the opportunity of see-
ing this portion of your line. It is the
eame high standard of construction
through a difficult country, raost of the
time,. affording the expected comfort
of travel even now. The whole territory
is studded with fine Sake e and rivers,
and will surely open up like this at the
Laurentian Chtba
111.4
WHAT FATHER TOOK.
(Philadelphia Record.)
He came down the garden path. a sad,
sorrowful figure. she watched him With
anxious eyes.
"How did father take it?" she asked.
"He took it well," replied the young
man.
"Oh. I am so glad, George," she cried.
Dressing her hands together.
"Are you?" replied George, flopping
forlornly by her side. "Well, can't say
that I am, 'dear. At first your father
wouldn't listen to me." ..
"Why didn't you tell him that you had
82,600 in the bank. as I told you to?" she
exclaimed.
"I did, after all else had failed," alt.
swered George. dejectedly.
"And what did he do, then?"
"Do!" echoed the young man, passing
his hand wearily throng!' his hair. "He
borrowed it!"
BETTER THAN SPANKING
Spanking does not cure children of bed-
wetting. There is a constitutional canna
for this trouble. Mrs. M. Summers, Box
W. 8, Windsor, Ont., will send free to
any mother her successful home treat-
ment, with full instructions. Send no
moneybut write her to -day if your child-
ren trouble you in this way, Don't
blame the child, the chances are It can't
help it. Tide treatment also cures adults
and aged people troubled with urine dif-
ficulties by day or night.
FOLLOWED THE FASHION.
(NeW York Sun.)
The wearied searcher for apartments
In 'Manhattan had ended hi hunt. When
he anounced the result to a friend he
delivered himself in this epigram:
"There are Just two kinds of apart -
meets in New York, those you can't af-
ford to live in, and those you wouldn't
live in anyhow."
"What did you do?" asked the Mead.
"Or." said the searcher's wife, "we
followed New York fashion and took one
we couldn't afford to live in."
• I
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pain, cures the Corn, an4 prevents it
returning. Price 25c per bottle.
THE SELFISH COOK.
(New 'York Tribune.)
Judge E. 11. Gary, at a dinner given irt
Waehingtoti, said that the suceesful man
shows in his work none of the spirit evin-
ced by a certain Wehaton cook.
"This coOk, on a. hot afternoon, was
making a frozen custard. She slapped
her ingredients together withsuoh care-
lessness that a kitchen maid said:
" 'Yotete tertainly not giving much at-
tention to that custard, cook!:
"WhY should I?" the coo itfutswerei.
'They never leave any for ult.' '
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