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TH E W ITN ESS.
(Harper's 13anar.)
elnds011--1140 Jones a geed. memory?
Jtalson-No; he forgets to remember
instead ef remembering to forget.
IT SEEMS TO BE.
(Boston Transcript.)
liseit-"What do you soppose is the
great attraction about these aero meets?
adayit-The attraction of gravitation.
THE REASON WHY.
DI suppose they serve wine at ban-
quets to make the speakers witty,"
"No. They serve it to make the other
people think the speakers are witty."-
Olevelend Leader.
se• -se
A DOMESTIC DEMAND SATISFIED
(New York Sun.) „
Eluebeard explained.
They always wanted more closet room
and now they have it," he cried.
Thus the forbidden chamber wee tic-
- counted for,
FEMININ.E SATIRE.
Mile X. -I despise that woman; filie
tries to nuske u cloak of religion.
Mrs. Y. -Yes; and she hasn't enough
of it to make her a decent bathing suit.
--Boston Transcript,
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ACOUSTICS BAD.
(September Wenna.n's Home Companion.)
Pirst Actor -How are the acoustic
properties of the new playhouse?
,Second Actor -Fierce. Your voice car-
ries finely out to the audience, but you
can barely hear the applause!
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RATHER FRESH.
Saa-My little brother shot off his
gun .this morning and the bullet went
through my hair.
He -How careless of you to leave it
lying around.-CaicAgo News.
BAD I N FLU EN CE.
SasTiago.ra Palle Times.)
-Mrs. Nextdoor-Why won't you let
You. Willie play baseball with the other
boys?
Mrs. Greene -A part of the game, I
understand. Is stealing bases, and rat
Atiratfi it might have a bad influence.
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A KID'S QUESTION.
(Exchange.)
Alfrdo-Pa, I wish your(' ten hte
something I can't quite understand.
Pa -Well?
• Alfredo -How do you get soft water
from a hard rain?
PINCHED. 0
(Harper' e Bazaar,)
First Firefly -Get arr,ested?
*mond Firefly - Yes, a bluebottle
caught me speeding without a light.
44 S.
AT REGULAR RATES,
(Puck.)
Poet -Yes, I write poetry and you raise
hay, we are both produeers.
Farmer -And I reekon we both get
atout $16 ton.
LITERAL JOHNNY.
(Lipponeott' aragazine.)
IsTelghbor---Jobnny, I think in looks you
flavor your mother a great deal.
.Tolanny-Well. I mey look like her,
but do you tink dat's a favor?
THE HERO'S LAMENT.
(New York Sun.)
Achilles lamented his velnerable heel.
"It means my wife will always make
•ne 'wPpe my shoes off when I come in
the hopse he cried."
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HOBBLE SWIMMING.
(Harper's Bazar.)
Stella -Did Mabel go mit beyond her
depth?
Bella -Mercy, no; she couldn't go out
one inch beyond her width.
VICTORY.
(Life.)
"So you Wort your divorce milt?" asks
the friend.
"Oh, yes!" happily answers the wom-
an. "I got an absolute separation, with
abinony, and the court awarded me the
custody of the dog, too."
Sweet Miss Margery
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it was in tete of these =cements that ehait ee they reached it, into which Mar-
ferv sunk, with a s1gli ef fetigue. She
'.largely had seen him hehettlit the treeL e•or,ed her eyes for one minute, then
bending his handsome heed to gaze into sv,,,4 tem ea,, gt, 0turp {if such new,
Vane's eyes, The action meant eothing to such WOndrous, startling bearity that her
him -Vane was his cousin, hie eonfidant, liaises thrilled with the momentary de -
his friend. Had his gaze but wandered11114t•
It esse the sea --
to the carriage drawn beside the rails, "The sea, the sea, the opre Sell-
and rested on the sweet face pallid and The blue, the fresh, the ever free!"
slime's by the agony of pain that had Everything was forgotten in that ung
ineut'e,,seeprelue. pleasure. She had con -
come *to bet, he would have forgotteo
juies1 up visious of the ocean, fed.
his cousin's existence, and rushed, with by pictures she had eeenehut no can -
a, madness of joy, a delirium of happi- vas eoirld ever portray the boundless'
nese, to Margery's side. But Margery dignity, the majesty, the rippling been -
was unseen; the eouains paced by slow- ty of the sea as it appeared to Margery
ly, and the image of that face, that on that October afternon.
form with the right arm still hung in a Margery gazed and gazed her wonder -
ging, those eager eyes, was graven on ment growing greater as she looked,
her memory in characters the eicarnees and her mind flew back to the after -
of which tortured her and the stead- I on when S' tars had spoken of the sea,
fastnesa of which nothieg could remove; dwelling oe its beauties so lovingly that
CII- PTEXIX. she thought she had realized it in all
its grandem• and majesty. Now she knew
"Man's love is like the reeltess waves, that not even his tongue. could convey
Ever at rise old fall; 4 true idea of it mightiness. She sat
The only love it woman craves very silent, watching the rolling waves;
It must be all iu all. the soug without had ceased, and Pau -
Ask Inc no more if I regret- lin had retired to the further end of
You need not care to know;
the room. Suddenly the weird sadnesseof
.... the sea's music struck a chord in her
"A woman's heart does not forget- heart. It seemed to be singing a dirge,
Bid me good-bye, and goand her mind woke again to its load of
You do not love me -no; sorrow, For the first time the real facts
"Bid me good-bye, and go. of her marriage came home to her. A
Good-bye, good -bye -'tis better f10; look of despair•gathered in her eyes, her
Rid me good-bye, and go. thin white hands were pressed to her
lips. Enid, dear, sweet Enid, was gone,
Margery moved dreamily; she opened
The brief friendship, strong as though
it
her eyes. A flood of glorious eun-
had been cemented by years, Was
shine filled the room. She felt strange-
brok.en, and she was alone, alone with
ly weak; her hands were almost numb,
her bead was heavy; she could do noth-
ing but lie bark and rest -rest, and lis-
ten to the sound of a rich voice singing,
somewhat near, ft plaintive sighing
NAT HAS THE DIRECTORY.
(Cleveland Leader.)
If Col. Sohn Jacob Astor has not been
able to s-ecure the services or it perfect-
ly reliable clergyman up to date, why
doesn't be consult with Nat 'Goodwin?
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TAKING A CHANCE.
(Life.)
"Father," says the rapt youth, "I am
engarred to marry Miss Fasshumble." -
"Is she pretty?" asks the father. -
"I do not know. I never saw her with
her hat off."
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A LACK OF JUDGMENT.
(Washington Star.)
"What makes you think that man
wno was caught red-handed In crooked
finance wag crazy ?" asked an alienist.
"Because." replied the other, " he In-
sists that he isn't."
SIGN NOT INFALLIBLE.
(Philadelphia Record.)
Wiewag-I can always tell a married
man when I meet one.
ilentiecicie-Oh, I don't know. You
rnight oceasionally run. across it bache-
ler with b. grouch.
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CHANGE IN THE PLANS.
(Philadelphia Record.)
Wigwag -I Wonder why it is that
Borne men seem born to command, and
yet never quite fulfill our expectations?
Henpeekke-Maybe they get married.
DISILLUSION.
(New York Sun.)
Knieker-Was Subbube dies,ppointed
in his house?
Becker -Yes; what he took to be the
hen house turned out to be the bung-
aloW.
Bong -
"You do not love me -no;
Bid me good-bye, and go.
Good-bye, good -bye -'tie better so;
Bid me good-bye, and go."
Margery moved again. This time her
eyes wandered round the room; it was
:strange to her. Where was she? Whet
plinse was this?"
While a look of perplexity and pain
wee dawning on her pure pale face, some-
one bent over her.
"Miladi is better?"
"Where am I?" asked. Margery, faint,
ly.
"Miladi be Veen replied the quiet
soothing volee-"very ill. She is by
the sea now. Does not miladi hear the
waves?"
A faint rippling -sound was borne in
on the silence, mingling with the song
without,
"The sea!" murmured Margery, vague-
ly. "Where? Am I dreaming?"
"Miladi flees not forget me? 1 am
Pauline."
"Pauline!" repeated the girl, striving
to dispel -the dense cloud that shrouded
her memory.
"Yes, -miladi. I dressed you Tor your
marriage that sad, sad morning," rout-
ine ,spoke slowly. "Can miladi not re-
member now?" she added, softly.
Margery looked at her strangely sled,
intently.
'I can remember nothing -I seem to
be in a &Tanen
She ,put up her lefthaed to lidsh beak
the clusters of her hair, and as it fell
again to the silken coverlet she gazed at
it intently. It looked frail end white,
end on the third finger was it ring --a
plain wide band of gold.
The maid touched her haul
"It is rehears wedding ring," she said,
dcrining th.e thoughts of wonder And the
speculation thet were filling Margery's
mind,
"My wedding -ring!" echoed. the girl,
still wonderingly*. "Ain I married, then?"
Pauline looked at her mietress in
alarm. Had the fever really touched her
brain? -She almost feared it.
„"Mliadi will remember," she wine -W-
ed, tenderly. "She was married one
morning so early, by Lady Enid's death-
bed. Miladi has been ill -delirious since
--but she is better now. Miladi must
think -must try to remember now for
milord's sake."
"By Lady Ellie's! death -bear' whisper-
ed -Margery; then the cloud vanished
etnidenly. from her memory, and, with
bitt•er pain, she remembered all.
Pauline stood by, distressed, yet re-
lieved, as -her mistress put her two thin
hands to her face and the great tears
rolled through the slender fingers -the
weeping might :agitate for a time, but
it would do good in the end. For three
week% Margery had lain between life and
death. Her overwrought mind aud body
had given way suddenly beneath the
shock of Lady Enides deaeh; she had.
been so tired, so shaken by her funnes.
trouble and despair, that the excitement
of her marriage, the euprome Agony
When she realized that the sweet friend
and sister had passed away, were too
much for her, and she stink beneath the
weight. Nugent, Earl of Court, sat and
watched beside her couch. He saw the
struggle that took plaee aetween the ter-.
rible fever and Margery's delieate yet
lualthy -constitution, not daring to give
words to his fears. She kitew nothing
during those day --he lustrous lustrous eves
met hie unrneaniegly. She was his wife,
Ilia treasured bequest et his dying els-
ter; but all hie devotion, his teederness,
the greatness Of his new passion for her,
was unknown -her mind was a blank.
When the fever passed away she grew
better in body, but the e-aeant look; lin-
gered in her eyea, and her memory had
not returned, .The doetore spoke hope -
full', and ordered a change of air, tied so
they removed her to the seaside, and
waited for the monsent to Owe when
the dark cloud svhieh obscured her mind
would lift, and she woula be the Mar-
gery of old. For a Week there was no
improvement, but on thie day eature
seemed to wake from its trance, and,
ellen Pauline spoke, ite she had Rrii)keri
suety tintee before, the veil fell, and
..N.fargery's mentory eame back to her,
Presently the tears eteppea, her hands
ftli to her side, and. she reised liereelf
feebly into a sitting pesitioe. She was
vot in bed, but, dressed in it loose white
leak gown, testing on a ems& She look-
ed round, critically takitig in 'the costly
appointments of the room. Paullne
watehed her enrioutly, eta noted cub
sign of pleasure that flitted herOAS the
pale face,
"It beautiful," Margery drelarea
af-
trr a HMO; "Ala the 85.11 there --
pointing te the leer bayeseinaevr
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A BALD SUBJECT.
(Victoria Times.)
"Why do you consider women euperior
to men In intelligence?"
"A bald-headed man buys hair -restorer
by the quart, dotien't he?"
"ler-yes."
"Well, it woman doesn't Waste time on
a tair restorer. She buys hair"
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PROkUNCIATION.
(Chicago Poet.)
•Destor," says the mother. "I wisb
sant would look my Otto over and See
what YOU can do."
"I beg pardon. I don't understand
You," says the physitian.
"1 say I wish you Would see What yon
tan do to put my Otto in good shape."
"Clo to a. garage, madam. Do you telte
ins for a chauffeur?"
THE WRONG ANSWER.
(Toledo Binde).
"lloW dare you embraee me, sir?"
What do You 2115511 1"
"et -nothing. aseure yoo."
-1-liteet thought so. Well, no man can
do that to rite tieless be inetles Intsin-
es. Now, mind!"
FOR FATHER.
(Kansas City Journal).
•ervouid you mind tooting you faetory
esIgietle a little?"
"What for"?
-Per my father over yonder in the
ease, lee's a trifle, deaf and he htieret
heard it robin the+ Rename.
asesesseasees--se
BETWEEN 000TORS.
(C4'ushingion Berate).
-neetar, want you to look atter tity threngh which. the annhiiht etreanleal-
weer, "Vie I'm on vaeation." will look at It. Pauline; I' have never
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west go down to see the grave,'
nuirmuted Maigery,
"When you are aide, yon shall, my
darliug. (Smut Metier is Waiting for
its natitress. Ah, Margery, little did I
think 'yeure ago thet 1sheuld SQ ghully
return, to my h.orae, all pelt) and bitter-
neas rOOtea out of my heart forever,
a»d in their piece the sweet fragreeee
of love and happiness, brought me
epirit .of peace and purity -my wife!"
- Margery mo.ved her head restlessly on
the eilken pillow•, his deep tentlernees
4114 devotion touehed her wounded heart
with heeliug gentienese, yet her burden
was none the lees, for site could never
repay sueh great love, she could never
give him what he ga.ve her. Her pride
had suffered such humiliation 'heneetit
the cold eraelty of Vane Citertcris'
tongue that her lteert might have thrills
ed now with eatiefaetion in the keowl-
edge that she was --in the world's eyee
7-4 great .person -Countess of Coert,
peereea of the realm. leut there was no
Pride in her heart. Her hesband.'s Ace-,
der words only brought bat* with it
sudden rush the memory of the great
chasmf between them. She drew her
'tend 8lowly from his, with the touch of
his tips still eliegingeto it.
'You know," she whispered, meeting
his gaze with her great starlike eyes -
"you know -Enid -told you thnt I am
quite alone in the world -a weir, • n
s trey ?"
"Yes, I know it my darling."
'Awl you care for me just the sante?"
"I love you," be answered, smiling;
"I hived you from the very first. Yea,
told me your sad story, and it
only* binds you still closer to me; hello.
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forth I most be mother, father, brother,
sister, husband, all in one. Do not hold
a thought le your heart that sueh a cir-
cumstance could make any difference.
Remember-
"'For unto every lord his own lady is
sail ladies and all beauties and n11 mys-
teries,
The breathing multiple of roses passien-
• ate,
Of perfect pearls, of birds with happy
melody -
Ay, a mere girl, yet in herself a uni-
her husband, a man. whom she had pi- •
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tied, respected, liked, but a man whom
A poet sung that, Margery, and it is the
she could never love, to whom she must
very eeho of my heart."
ever wear a mask, for love was dead
"You are very good," she nnuanured
gently; and then, bending to touch her
cheek with his lips, Lord Court went
slowly from the room.
Margery ley eilent, his words ringing
in her ears, and again and again she told
herself that she could not destroy this
nian's new-found. peace, his life's happi-
ness. She must strive to crush all love
and remembrance from her heart, tura
her face from the past, with all its store
of sweetness and bitterness, and look
upon the future, where the path of
duty lay straight before"- her. Loyalty
tsed. honor 'demanded the sacrifice, and
ihe would obey them.
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"I shall go my ways, tread out my
measure,
Fill the -days ofemy daily breath
With fugitive things not good to treas-
ure-,
Do as the world doth, say as it saith,
But, if we had loved each other,
Oh, sweet!"
CIIAPTER XX.
within her to all but one, ated for that
one it lived as strongly as of yore. What
had she done? Bound herself for life,
given a sacred vow, while every pulse
in her thrilled for that other man, des-
pite his cruelty and his humiliating in-
sults! Oh, that she had spoken openly
to Lady Enid! This marriage then would
never have taken place. But her silence
had produced this result; the sister's
tenderness, the friend's affection, had
prompted the dead woman to speak her
wish, and at such a moment Margery
had yielded. She did not regret her pro-
mise to Enid. The thought that her mar-
riage had soothed the dying came al-
most as a gleam of pleasure. It was Lr
her husband's sake she sorrowed, and
for her own. Could aught but misery
follow such a hasty. union? Would not
they both repent in bitterness and des-
pair?
Margery rose slowly from her se st,
feeling weak and wretched. The spirit
of the sea, entranetng at first, had
brought :with it a host of sad thoughts
that destroyed its beauty and made her
shudder at its music.
Pauline had retired quietly from the
room. Margery did not notice her ab-
sence; andeas she regained her feet
and put one hand on the chair to steady
hereelf, she said faintly, with half a
smile -
"Yon must help me, Pauline, Pauline,
I am foolish; but-."
A hand clasped hers -not Pa.uline's,
but a firm, strong hand. It washer hus-
band's.
Lord Court drew the slender white -
robed figure -gently to his arms.
"It is not Pauline, my, darling; it is
I. Nay, do not look so frightened. You
are still very weak, my poor one! Pau-
line came to bring me the good 'news
that you had recovered your memory,
and I hastened to you at onee -my wife
-my sweet one!"
Margery rested quietly- in his arms
-she had not strength to move -but a
tumult of thoughts surged -in her brain.
Now she must speak, must tell this man
of her weakness, of her love. It must
be done now in the beginning of their
married life; she must not delay.; it
wotild be so difficult afterward. And
he must know the truth -know that .for
Enid' s sake she had uttered words that
should never have .been spoken, that
would be as emptiness in her eyes.
PUITINtSS UNDER. CYO—.
HAD SWELLINO rEtT
These Symptome Are Among the
Surest Indications of Reel
Kidney laiseAse,
For merle* a year my kidneys failed
to do their ,work . writes William, F.
Plankett, :a well-known deirytnan reeid-
big in Britannia. "1 hati swollen feet 80
badly that at timee 1 coiddSearcly
wall*, ley shin grew yellowin. and. a
generat pefeieess under the eyes gave
iny face a. very unnatural appeararuga
"Sly strength t.uled, tied as I am a Work-
ing., trin,n, loss of time and the proved
of' serious illness caused me great auk-
iety. I read of severel otres from Dr.,
Hemilto»'s Pills aed decided to get :five
bexes. Now I feel it my dety to testi.
fy they are the best kidney, liver and
stomach medicine on .earth. While my
kidneys are so 'badly affeeted after all I
think it was beeause the liver and bow.
c1 were dogged up. Anyway, in lese
than a month the' swelling in my feet
ceased -my skin lost its yellowish east
-my eyes grew clear and natural, and,
considering my age is nearly sixty,
am as fit • as MOSI; men. Dr. Handl-
ton's Piaci are .11, wonderful medicine
that every man cot use to advantage."
Don't be misled into using any other
pill but Dr. Hamilton's. Sold in yellow
Niue at 25e per hox, all dealers, or
The -Catarrhozone et., Kingston, Ont.
Days glided op, and Margery grew
gradually stronger. October was near-
ing its close, but still the sunehine was
warm 'and genial, and .the wind 'from
the sea soft and gentle. It was quite
a little fishing village where, the Earl
and Coimaese of Court were staying, a
rambling quaint three -cornered place,
inhabited by healthy, strong limbed fish-
er folks Lord Court had brought his
wife down to Wavemouth by the arleice
of two London physicians, and, when
the first week of anxiety was passed,
and he saw signs ofereturning health on
her sweet face, he was thankful beyond
words. The village people were honor-
ed and awe-struck by the presenge of
an earl and countess in their midst;
they had few grand visitors at Wave -
mouth. An artist now and then pail
the place a vieit-indeed, theee was one
staying there when Margery etrrived. He
sketehed the ruddy faced thildren and
made ids way to the mothers' hearts
by his sweet elev. voice and gentle map.
"I wish to speak," she murmured
faintly; but the words did not reach her
husband's ears. She was nervously ex-
sepiteendt,. and her strength Was already
breast.
"Let
drew her still closer to his
"Let me hold you in ma arms for One
instant, my wife," he said tenderly and
gravely;"it comes as such a blessed hap-
piness after weeks of misery and sus-
pense that I have endured. Margery, my
darling, ours was e strasige marriage;
but it was tenderly blessed by the smile
of one we both loved. Ah, Enid could.
road the heert *ell! She saw into the
very depths of Mine; she knew that its
sterile ground had brought forth a pure,
a holy plant -my love for you! She
saw the misery of the past" banished
from my life by the tender influence of
that love, and she realized that life
might once more be made bright and
beautiful to me -that earthly trust,
faith and happiness might ye be mite;
and so she gave you, darling, to me, to
fill the void her flight would make, to
lead me by your aweetness, your tender-
ness, to things better arid purer, like
your own ,pure
A pang of remorse pierced liargery'e.
heart. Could. she speak, and et one
word blast this new found. happiness,
these heaven -inspired hopes? No, she
had not the courage. She must bury
the past. Henceforth Margery Dew,
with all that appertained to her, was
banished, and Margery, Countess of
Court, lived in her steed, strong in the
determination to keep her vows and
prove herself worthy of the devotion of
her husband,
She raised her pale lovely face to his,
and steadfast light shone in her freeet
blue eyes.
"I3y heaven's help." she responded
faintly and dearly, "I will do itl"
Lord Court bent his heed, and pressed
his lips to hers; then, lifting lier teeders
ae, he bore her to the (meth, mid laid
her once more on the pillows.
"You ate a very frail Margery," he
Mid. kindly, eoetemnlating her As else
lay bit& wearily; "but now you must
make great efforts to get well, lima you
shall moon go out and. feel the rice breeze
on your cheeks-perhape they will bring
a little oder ti thein."
"1 aro &helve pale," she whispered in
reply. "How long have I been Ili?"
"A month now. Ala I had almost
be-
gan to deepalr---you sfere ilo long reeov-
eriug."
'And. Enid?"
"Ie et her old home at lot," eahl the
afire had no experience." . by whites. 'En . toast of 176,180 farms,
"Rut•V. liars graduated, doetor. we the ew, earl, in a coestrairted voice. "Nate eta
-
The wield passed hAr arm round the tIot1 her dOWIt end laid her in the old
"That's ail right, my boy. My preet-
re, anti guided it to the 'In ehin•eh yard. She always wfilate, to No gtegg,i..or mere than ene'half+ are n"
ies te etrletly sanshionanits. Ten the men slenaer fig
tn Nes* Agora *MP 1116 lat4Y Pettet" dew, rat x forwara a large losarivae burled *ire
off to .anelteti by Mora imp,
CURIOUS ESKIMO LIVING:
"Ferniture is quite unknown in 4
common Eskimo home,"; vi•rites the wife
of the Danish governor of Greenland,
Anna Bletrup, In an article on "Eskimo
Women in Greenland" in the September
"Century."
"The houses of the Eskimos are all
built of stone and turf, with the Wind-
ows opening toward the sun, the one
entramce always being on the side that
is least exposed to the wind. Along the
back wall runs a platform, a pallet of
boards, raised eighteen inchets above
the floor. It Ie from six to eight feet
does) and throegh Its whole length is
divided into rooms or spaces of eight or
ten feet, Each rootntis separated from
the neighboring room by a partition of
board or ekin. An open passage runs
the whole length of the house along the
pallet rooms and serves for the traffic
of ell the inmates; but each pallet room
claims for its own the bit of passageway
adjoining.
"Each pallet room is occupied by one
family, and there they stay night and.
day. The best pallet room is the inner-
most, and is always, occupied by the
owner ot the house, or the oldest, if the
house has more thee one owner."
$TEAM HEATED (ARDENS.
How Faris Market Gardeners Montt.
facture a Suitable Climate.
Ile market gerdenere aroutal Paris do
not dream of •watting for :giving before
they raise spring vegetables. As one man
put it, they move the climate of noute
Casio to the esiburbs of Pasha
This the,y do at enormoes expense in
money eud in time. The gardens wheys
ever pcasible are placed oa land with a
slope to the eouth and are well protected
by walls Gil Ulf) noith and east, wane
built to reflect light as well eel to give
protection from the uortheast winds,
'rile ground is practically covered with
glass. not as in a greenhouse but by
glass frames in the open, three light
frames of uniform size, twelve feet by
four and a half; also by glass belie.'
These, too, are of a eniform size about
the shape of a chapel, bell, a little less
than 17 inches in diaineter and from 14
to 15 inches high. 'rile French call them
cloches, You may often see over a thou-
sand frames aud over ten thousand glass
hells in one two acre plot in the sub -
tubs of Paris,
A. more recent innovatioa, according to
Success, is the employment of hot wat-
er pipes run under the coil, making of
the earth n veritable steam }mated ho-
tel, with this essential difference, that
the hotel keeper here is desperately eag-
seirbitemdtatyo. keep his guests, but to per-
suade them to leave on the earliest pos-
SALT.
Salt production Ls about th ,e oldest
induetry in the world. In Italy, the•
cradle of the salt industry, it has
been manufactured commercially for
2,500 years. Salt is so necessary to
existence that in some parts of the
world tribes wile sell the members
of their families in exchangeorsalt.
Balt 'has -been the cause of wars,
and so important has it always been
coneidered that in some places the
passing .of gait is establiehed as a
token of friendship, and women throw
salt on a vieitor as a friendly greet-
ing. In some countries salt Is so
ecarce that it is obtained through
the ashes of grasses and a ,species of
palm and other plants.
While salt is produceel in almost
every country in the world, it ie
stated that nowhere can salt of such
purity be obtained at anything like
the cost of mining in Louisiana. -
Manufacturer& Record.
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Margery learned afterward that the
song she had heard so clearly that af-
ternoon when she woke to remembrance
had come from the artist's lips; but she
never saw the singer -he quitted the
village soon afterward, and left the
children and maidens lamenting. ,
Lord Court brought it low easy car-
riage down with them and he drove his
wife about the piCturesque village,
watching with it throb of pleasure the
interest dawn in her fare. Wavainouth
was so quiet, so peaceful, so completely
in keeping with her desire for rest, that
-Margery loved the place.
She was etill far from stro.ng, and the
eea .breezes brought a sense of relief
and freshness to her spirit, She was
fighting a hard battle with herself,
striving with all her might to erush out
her old love and turn to her husband,
whose depths of goodness and generos-
ity she was learning to know, better
each day. But as she grew strooger
the struggle was more bitter; her
thoughts would fly to Hurstley, to the
dead Mary Morris whose memory she
held so dear, and then to that other who
was, despite all her efforts, se inex-
tricably bound up with hee existence.
The earl, totally ignorant of the see.
ret in his wife's breast, reveled in hiS
new lotted happiness, rejoiced in the
possession of his treasure. Day by day
he was drawn closer to this girl whose
zweetneet had been sting by the lips of
his dead sister. It was so great a change
to him after those four years of cease-
less pain, disgust, eta darkness! Often
in those days he haa tried to eacape
from the remembrance of his wife's
mistake; but he eould find no relief
till that evening. when he stood in the
doorway listerilesi to the sweet, clears,
girlish voice ringing through the room,
and then suddenly misery and deepair
vanishea and hope revivcde-hepe that
afterward became a sweet reality,
"Not by appointment do we meet De-
light and Joy --
They heed not out expeetamy;
But round some corner in the streets of
gm
they euddeu Clasp us with a Wile."
And now Margery was his wife -his
very own; there was none to claim her,
Wine ithete the treasure of her love,
Was net this blessing too great? His
earnest eyes, (lark With teadernees, were
never tired of watching her lovely un-
coastious faee she eat buried in her
memories .of the past, the look of un'
utterable tastiness that haa togehea him
'now exalted but by the recollection Of
her childhood's bittory, her mother's
death,
(To be Continued.1
Front 1900 to 1910 the number Of
Wine in South Caroline increased by
20,a25; but the number owned by ne.
grog increased by 11405, again an lit-
erate* el sail 9,380 le the number -owned
seseileaa
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Mrell. Smith, of Winnipeg, Man., tells
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Hearing of Dr. Morse's Indian Root
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HONOR IN POLITICS.
Representative Longworth, of Ohio,
tells of a ilegro who brought his three
sons to town on -election day in a border
town in Ohio.
"Hello, 'Rastus," seed a man wire knew
the negro, "what are you doing here?"
"I's jist projec.kin"roun' to eeee how's
'Itastus again. "Hasse you voted, 'Ras -
election,"
In the afternoon the same man suet
tiss?" he asked.
"Yassir, I's voted, an' my boys, they's
voted."
"How did you vote?"
"Well, hose, it wee disyeerway:
meets a Republican on th' street an' he
gibs tee 'leven dollars to vote his Cieket.
An' I meets a Democrat) en' he gibs me
seven dollars to vote his ticket, So
voted for th' Democrat."
"But the Republican. wive you the
most money.'
"Yaseir, data jist th' pint, 1 voted
foe dem Democrats because they was
least corrupt." --The Housekeeper.
Minard's Liniment Cures Dandruff.
REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.
(New York Prees.)
A nean's house hi his castle and his
Wife's cage.
Experiente is 5 teaCher that sends In
mighty big school bine.
The reason it gill doesn't really mind
being kissed If she says she bates it.
Green apples seem to hurt as mueh
" school as any other time,
Alt a to bet able to learn In
college is that be knows It all, anti It
takes lain all the rot Of liis life to re-
learn that he doesn't.
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t'alesassisES;
NOT TO RE FOOLED.
A mission worker in New York tells
of a youngster who had never been to
"the country" until the oecasioa et a
"fresh -air" excursion whereof he was
a member.
Oneday this lad wasseen closely ex-
amining a eertain trim, well -made ob-
ject on the:farm. He stared at it for it
while and then shook hie head dubious-
ly.
"What are you looking at, son?"
asked the farmer.
"Where's the doors and windows?'
inquired the boy.
"Doors and windows? Why, 'that's not
a house; it's a haystack."
"Excuse me, pop!" returned the
youngster. "You can't string me that
way. Hay doesn't' grow in lumps like
that."-Lippineot's.
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Is good for Ladies' fine footwear as well
as Gentlemen's Shoes.
It does not soil the daintiegt garment, the
Polish being smooth, brilliant and lading.
It contains no turpentine, Try it with a
match.
It is good for your shoes.
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WOMEN AND AN ORATOR.
Mrs, Clarence H. Maeltey, at a garden
party at Hemstead, L. I., praised a
ncted orator.
"HoWerev," she said, "he Is like most
on tors, too much given to monologue
to be really good conversation."
"Bra when ladles are prettent," some
one objected.* . '"lle surely doesn't
monopolize the conversation then."
Mrs. Mackay smiled and shook her
ite'nd
'bis.- is quite polite,' she said, "but 1
an, sure that in his heart he regards
ladies as only interruptions."-Chicinnatt
Enquirer.
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where.
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Hints for Happy Wives.
Carmen Sylva, Roumania's queen, has
drawn up the following precepts for the
guidance of a young wife who wishesto
be happy in her home:
1. Never begin a discussion, but if
an explanation is unavoidable do not
Yield without having proved your point.
2. Never forget that you are the wire
of a man, and not of a superior being;
It will make you understand heis weak-
nesses.,
3. Do not Ask your husband for money
too often. Try to menage with the
allowance he gives you every week,
4. II you discover that your' husband
has rather It big heart, remember also
that he has an appetite. If you attend
to the latter you will soon win over the
formers
6. From time to time, but not over -
frequently, allow your husband to have
the lest word. It will please him and
de YOU no harm.
6. Read the whole of your newspaper,
and not only the sensational news, and
your husband will enjoy discussing the
events of the day and polities with you.
7. Beware of butting your husband's
feelings, even if he is sulking.
S. From time to time pay him a com-
pliment by telling him he is the nicest
and most attentive of married men, and
at the same timet mike him understand
that you too have your faults.
9. If your husband is clever and active
be a good comrade to him; if he ie some-
what heavy be his friend and his coun-
selor.
HERE'S • CORKER.
A man who was on trial for robbing a
shop window, pleaded guilty, but nutde
a. curious plea for merey.
"Your aVorehip, 1 simply could not
help taking the things but it was not my
fault, it Was the fatal of my right erne
"Try as 1 might, 1 conld not stop tny
arm from reaching into the window and
taking the things I am charged with
stealing."
g:iight," said the magistrate. "1
will sentence your right arna to a year
in jail."
Whereupon the prisoner unscrewed a
cork arm and laying it before the Judge
left the dock.
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REFLECTIONS OF A BACHELOR.
A woman is Toeing her stoutness when
het. shoes get old enotigh not to hurt her
so much.
There's no way to estimate whether
the host or tire guest is gladdest when
when the visit is over.
You have to keep on doing things for
a man for him to believe that ou keen
ort beteg it true friend to him.
Before she is married to a man a girl
who 18 jeatpus 05 him would dies,before
sitO awonu,tld. let on to 111111; afterwards if
shO iti
A girl who can handle half a dozen
beaux is the one svim always acts at
home as 15 she was never thinking of
retrybedy but father.
Tt seems as If the mute clinging it
vimman is by hature the more her hus-
band clings ou her *when he in in
trouble.
Minard's Liniment Relieves Neuralgia
FILTERING SOUND.
ror several years Professor S. G.
1VIcKendrick has been experimenting
with tho gramophone in order to
eliminate the hissing and grating
noises that interfere with the repro.
auctioti of musical notes. He speaks
of his vedette preeesees as "acous-
tical filtration." The principal de.
vice 'consists of a number of narrow
channelo, connumnioating with each
other, in pasting through which the
short, net:le-producing waves ate
damped out. loaviiig the inueieal
notes pure. By insetting dried peas
and benne Ana fragments uf cerrus
gateul zit= in it s vgiliont (.1 the tube,
tins brillianey of the transmitted
sound; itt greet iiiereaseed; and after
hearing thie filtered inuele the ear
&Ai rot readily endure the "fryint
pan noises of the naked gramophone,
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THE BRAVEST,
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
They were talking of bravery.
"I crawled up the 11111 of San Juan
with a broken collar bone and a bullet
in my leg," said the first man.
"1 carried a message acrosa Death
Valley and was without water for five
days," said the second man.
"And. I' braved 600 policemen, twenty
ushers. six sereaming bridesmaids and
a raving father and set up my flashlight
apparatus In it fashionable church," said
the pallid photographer.
And without further question they
handed hint the medal.
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PUTNAM'S CORN EXTRACTOR
DISPELS CORN SORENESS.
The real corn remedy, the one that
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least bit oi pain. Putnam's makes
you forget you even had a corn. Goes
to the root of the tormentor, abeerbs
its roots, removes the cause, gives
lasting., relief. Putnam's quickly,
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..clUMPH OF REASON.
Damocles saw the sword suspended
by the hair.
"Since it can't cut the hair, I judge
your wife has been sharpening her
pencil," he remarked to the king.
A yardstick has three feet, but it
doesn't do as much kicking as a man,
who has only two.
Minard's Liniment Cures Burns, Etc,
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LOTS OF RAW MATERIAL.
"President Diaz," said it Chicago Balls
roeid man with headquarters In afexico,
"ussd to have it gruff, caustic kind of
wit.
"I once dined with 'inn in Mexico city
when the subject of Dash came up -
Dash. a staid millionaire of 78 years
who had eloped with his 16-3'ear-old
stems greener. •
"President Diaz philosophized. I
thought, wither neatly on this matter.
" 'Well,' lie said. not every man Is
made a tool or, but every man has the
raw material in him,' "-Chicago Iteeord
Herald.
ISSUE O. 36, 1911
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THE LANDLORD BLUNDER.
Newport was aroused last month over
e story that J. Plerpont Morgan told at
a luncheon at the Fishing Club.
"They talk of the high cost of liv-
ing," -Mr, Morgan said, "but it's just as
bad abroad. You all know what *Pratt-
ville is like in the seaeon.
"An American look in Trouville's
grande semaine laat year. When ,his hill
was sent up he paused in his breakmast
and studied it with a sarcastic smile.
Then he sent for the hotel clerk.
" 'See here,' he said. 'you've made it
mistake in this bill,'
" 'Oh, no, monsieur. Oh, no!cried
the clerk,
"'Yes, you have,' said the American,
and with a sneer he pointed to the tot-
al. 'I've get more money than that,';
he said. -St. Paul Despatch.
Ami•m••••••commuliamossit
Charterhall, Nfld.
Minard's Liniment Co., Limited,
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TRAINING EAST INDIANS.
At Calcutta is it body called the Ass°.
elation for the Advancement of the Sci-
entific and Iedustrial Eclueation of In-
dians. According to the Contract Jour-
nal, this body has recent's, despatched
48 scholarship students, as follows; 25
to England, 13 to America, 8 to ,Tapan
and 2 to Germany. Sixty-four scholars
who have returued to India on the eom-
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MILTON L. HERSEY, M. Se.'LL.D.,
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99-100 to 100 per cent. of Pure Cane Sugar, with no impurities
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