The Wingham Advance, 1911-04-20, Page 3•••••••-sm,
SPRING IMPURITItS
IN ME BLOOD
Make the Use of a Tonic Medicine
a Necessity.
Dr. William' Pink PiHa are tut ell
year round tonie blood -builder, and
verve -restorer. Brit they are cepecially
raleable iu the apring when the system
is lisaded with impurities ;le, a result of
tne longer life of the long win,ter
mouths. There is no other sealon when
the Wood ie voile. so mueli in need of
purifying and eurghing, and every dose
oE these Pills helps to make new, rich,
redblood. in the spring one feels tired
and week—Dr. Williams' Pink Piles give
strength. in the spring the appetite
le often poor—Dr. WilliamsPink Pills
develop the appetitetene the stomach
and aid, weak digeetion. It is in the
epring that poisons in the Mood find an
outlet in disfiguring pimples, eruptions
and. boils—Dr. Williams' Pink. Pine
speedily clear the skin because they' go
to the root of the trouble in the bloat.
In the spring anemia, rheumatism, neur-
algia,. and many other troubles axe nuest
peraietent becettee of poorweak blooa,
awl It is at this time, aell'en all nature
regains life, that th,e blood moat sera
Misty needs attention. To improve and
fortify the blool is the special mission
of D. WilUwe' Pink Pills, and that is
why they are the beet spring medleine
in existence. If Yon feel the need of a
medicine this sluing give Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills a fair trial and you will re-
join in new health, new strength and
new energy, and will be especially fit.
ted to stand the torrid heat which owes
a little later,
These Pills are sold by all medicine
dealere or sent by, mail at 50 cents it
box, or six boxes for $2.50 by The Dr.
'Williams' Medicine Ote., Brockville, Oat,
BEAUTIFY CANADA
BY FLOWER GARDEN
IS AN CfF RAILWAY
Distribute Seeds and Offer Prizes for
Best Display on G. P. R.
- System.
The floral department of the C.P.R.
is following up the spring distribution
of flower seeds by tae announcement
that the prize list is this year to le
considerably extended. Last year $1,500
was distributed in prizes for the best
.gardens along the line. This year in al-
-dition to prizes for the best gardens,
there will be prizes also for the beet
'photographa of gardens.
That the competition for these prizes
will be keen is certain. Greater en-
thusiasm than ever -la being shown in
this scheme for the girdling of the Dom-
inion with a chain of flower gardens; in
fact, the scheme has been taken up in
such a wholesale way that the spring
distribution inaugurated yesterday
moms the liending out of over 100,000
package* of lebbie tO agent; eectionmen,
end en les living on the company's
property, who wish to enitivate flow-
ers around their buntline.
These seed e einupriee over thirty Var-
ieties of the eholeest kinds of g.trden
flowers. In addition a large number of
seed pae of uoveltica In the way
flowere are beingedespatched to cen-
tral pelage front whielt plants u 111 be
distributed later on. Consieering that
last fall the recipients of these seeds
also participated in the distrilmtion oi
hundredof thousamis of bulbs,: the
gardeus alt elong the eompany's
ought to be a beige vi eiOry from the
beginning to the end of the Leaning sea-
son,
This gardening eelierne ii an entirely
voluntary nue. Nat the eligetea' preA-
sure is put on arty of the company'
employees to beantit,s- the eurrotinding
o.fstatioes mid section itothiee by gar-
deus. But if they desire to do so the
ground is freely given them, ana they
also get all the garden, sapplies. neces-
sary free of (twill, there being no res-
trictions whatever.
'Ile Irrigation Department will de-
corate its grounds with flowerthis
year, and the .Forestry Department in
the West is taking; a keen interest in
the sobjeet In addition to growing flow -
era, many agents in the West grow veg-
etables, and thue have little experimen-
tal farms at their etatione,
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A FISH OUT OF WATER.
(N. B.—This may he taken either as a
„ie)e or, if that fails, as Ale allegory, to oe
applied to any lenglish system of educa-
tion, according to the taste of the read-
er).
L. caught a herring Meat ago,
.A.nd kept bine in some Heo;
I strained bis water every day,
Till all the salt was strained away;
And so I taught the little cliap
To live in water from the tap.
Robbed of his customary brine
He had to fare a fresh design.
Each afternoon I took about
A thimbleful of water out,
Till—though his needs were always small
He got along with none at all.
Gentle of heart and soft of roe,
He followed where I chose to go.
One day he took a walk with 'me,
Upon the pier at Brightlingsea;
Mackhe made a reckless bound,
Slipped through a grating and was
drowned. —London Punch.
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KITCHEN SOUNDS TRANSLATED.
- (Beaton Transcript.)
"This zero weather is great for hard-
ening one," remarkel the water as it
began to eormal.
"It may fiarden you," snappFed the
water -pipe, "but it breaks we all ti:Lo
Wisdom often conelsfe in keeping our
thoughts to ourselves.
IIOW TO RAISE AND CARE FOR
THE PROFITABLE HEN.
LESSON 6—REAPI NG THE REWARD.
•gee,eeeteeeegigetete
COLONY CHICKEN 14.0USES IN A BACK "YARD.
The profit from dressed poultry ., is
decided largely by the manner in whiell it
is prepared. Provision dealers are anxi-
ous to secure the most attractive look-
ing poulfry,
Dry -picked elackene sell better on the
market. 'The picking can be easily done
before the bleeding Etops. AU after
the chicken is thoroughly cooled it may
be packed in ice.
To make the body look plump, plunge
it into nearly boiling water 10 seconds,
then hi lee water 15 minutes,. and then
pack in lee.
Don't try to sell stale or dirty eggs.
Let your customers know that you sell
nesse but fresh egs, and they will al-
ways prefer your eggs and may pay a
slightly higher price for theni.
Chickens to be kited should have no
food for from 12 to 9..4 hours and no wa-
ter far eight homs before killing.
This is about the best way to kill a
chicken; Hang by the fact, with wings
fastened, insert a sharp knife in the
mouth and cut the vein at the back of
the throate then run the point of the
knife" through the roof of the mouth to-
ward the brain. Instant paralysis stud
loosenieg of the feathers follows.
Of course the main idea of this -thick-
en business is the eggs and meat you
will have for your table or to sell. If
you figure on selling chiekens, try to
get them ready for the market early tn
the aummer when the price is high.
Daring the eunlItler it may be that
yoa are not attracted by the prevailieg
prices for ells told that you will want to
save some for winter, a time when prie-
es are highest.
About the test Ivey of "puttieg
dowtd" eggs is the water -glass method.
Buy * gime quality of the liquid water-
glasa Or %sodium silicate, costing some-
thing like 60 mite a.gallon, and to one
quett add 15 quirts .of boiled water,
rebid% has eubsequently ceoled, and
place it in an earthen jar. Into this soe
lution place the eggs as fast as they
are gathered until they are within an
inch or two of the surface of the liquid.
The jar should be in a coot, dark place
and should be kepb covered. Eggs pack-
ed its this solution in, summer will keep
perfectly until midwinter, provided they
are in good condition when put an.
Eggs to be stored should be; first,
from liens that have no males running
with them, because infertile eggs keep
longer; second, perfectly fresh eggs;
third, perfectly clean, uneracked eggs.
Eggs can be preserved for several
months in dry salt, it is said. Packing
itt bran has also been found satisfaetory
in many eases. Lime water has' been
tried 'successfully, too.
A method to test eggs: Put them
in a basin of water. If good, they lie
on their sides; if bad they will stand
on the small ends. The older the eggs
the more upriglit they stand.
Many people make good money hatch-
ing their eggs and selling day-old chicks.
This way a small incubator can be made
to pay a nice little revenue each spring
and early summer.
If you are going to Save your own
eggs for hatching purpose; place them
on racks in a dool-ellot told—place, and
turn them half round three tittles a
week until used.
Just a word of warming, Don't jump
into &lams raising expecting the hens
to clear off the mortgage on out home.
liens lay golden .egge ortly In story
books. Much has been advertised about
people who made ever so much out of
the business the first crack out et the
box. Some of them did it. Marty more
failed.
After you have learned all the int and
out* and want to enlarge, you can then
begin thinking about making a "busi-
ness" of chicken raising,
THE END,
.A.re you giting to take any old
paint thisi pring when you paint
up? Don't Yell do itl Von ems
Lot good paint easlL7. *MA get
it at the proper price. You eall
got
the oldest brand of Mixed Paititti
in Canada,- guaranteed for pulite,
known for ouslity and unchal-
lenged in ail house painting to.
day. Drop i a card and ask for
our MOW AAMDIII, ttt� haft&
ihmest Booklet en Wittig, paint.
ing siva leaned. It is fete. You
"Wild Iniere
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HEA
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In order to clear our floors of
all used instrumente bedore May
It we are offering the following
lestruments regardlese of less lo
order to make room for spring
stock,
Pelobet (is Pelton Organ, weinut
ease, In good condi- .ge
tiont „ „. tie
b10•00
Dominion Organ, walnut case, low
top, e stops, knee swel
worth $40, „1$17 50
Thoma e Organ, high. toi 7 *tope,
knee swells, coopiers, 5400
Kara Organ, 9 stop; weinut case,
9 stop, knee $ swells3
5 0
end couplers... . .0
Theinaa Organ, pipe top, 11 stop,
sets reeds, kilee
swells, sine couplers..
$45,00
Bell Organ, piano ease, 11 stops,
large mirror, regular
$75,00
Keough fiquart) Piano, 61/, octaves.,
rosewood ease, fineeegia
tone... .., .,• . @peg I/ 4119 1.Y
Weber Square,, ebonize(' ease,
strung bass... 75•00
7 1-3 oetave, over -
Fox Square, amazed case, fancy
carved legs and font, a%
octaves, a
beauty ... ...... *
addition to tbe above we have
many more good bargains, in fact,
we can supply you with almost any
kind of an instrument you Want at
your own price.
Every instrument guaranteed..
Terma—$5.00 cash and $2.00 per
month.
initefillIMIZEZISMEMEMINffeithM3
Heinizm can
& Co.
71 King St. E. Hamilton
MARRIAGES IN GERMANY,
The Betrothal and the Ceremony—
Awe-Inspiring Wedding Feast,
There are many good things in Mise
Wylie's volume. She is in her most opti-
mistic mood in the chapter on "Marti -
age --Before and After,' and eince the
cry goes up from so many eountries that
there are not enough men to "go round"
It is gratifying to heal' that it Ger-
many at' all events things are othert
wise. On the authority of a German lady
we are told that "an average girl can
_always get the man she wants as long
as she does not want anything to grand
or expensive." In her own social dial()
she has only to make her choiee, and
her mother does the rest.
With the slightest encouragement on
the girl's part matters march rapidly
forward. Twenty years ago a young cou-
ple were never left an instant to them-
selves until they were actually married.
Nowadays the painful etiquette has been
relaxed and the task of marrying there-
by simplified.
As long as she holds a tennis racket,
the damsel may wander with her willing
swain whereveoshe likes, and a ski tour
up on the snow covered hills is sant to
be an even more euecessful match maker
than a game of tennis. It sounds quite
charming and so veregsimple.
On the other hand the ball room "has
sunk out of sightaa a matrimonial mar-
ket." In the first place, it is bad form
to dame more than twice with the
same girl unless one is engaged; in the
:Second place, sitting out corners are un-
known, so that the young man natural
ly feels' that his chances are better out
of doors, wbere his preference is not ob-
served by a. dozen pairs et sharp watch-
ing eyes.
And When he has aseertehled the
lady's sentiment', or perhaps we ought
to ;Jay when she has made le plain to
him, that be tufty marry her, he pubs on
bis top hat and froek coat and ealls on
her father, explaining his proved; re-
eeiving. an egplanetien of hers, 'and if
both gtve eataefactien the groat event
of the betrothal comes off.
There are delightful details concern-
ing the prescribed behavior of the en-
gaged coat:ilia the German bridal trous-
seau, and the civil ana reiigious mar
Nage ceremony, When tee latter is eon
eluded the party returns to the bride's
home, and thea begins a festive need
%Oath puts the Germany's power of
stoic, cheerful endurance to the twit. It
le a mighty meal, an awe 'Petering meal,
a really awful meal, The clergyman sits
between the bride and bridegroom and
makes a speech in their honor. Then the
father of the bridegroom makes e speech
in honor of the bride's family, and the
father of the bride mekes a speech ie
honor of the bridegroom's family, and
then come the guests, the ladies, every.
body ell fin, till there is nothing left
to toast except the wine itself. All this
takes some heave usually from three to
seven, and the "Stimmung" rises from
degree to degree, especially after the
pointedly ignored departure of the
bride and bridegroom. The evening is
concluded with a dance, and if many
guests are stayipg in the house, and
the bride's mother has eeought strength
left, there is what ie called a "Netch
Ilochzeit," a second festivity, the day
afterward.
It is indeed a mighty affair; one
might even say that from the mere non -
German point of view it is rather tea
much of a good thing.—From the West-
minster Gazette.
YOUR GARDEN. • ,dets.
Plan it.
"
Study catalogues. •
Choose a variety.
Have a sueeession of blooms.
It'e, a great mistake to intve all alike
The sort must be deterinined by the
space.
Trees a-pleat..y may appear on the
laWii, of good size.
One tree and a manlier of shrubs are
for smaller space.
In a tiny plot one shrub, or perhaps'
two, and plants may be the limit,
Dogwoods. Judas trees eitysus and
Forsetaits all make an early appearence.
Very little later are the spirted (bridal
wreath is a beauty), honeysuckles, Wei-
geliae an others,
June es, of couree, the month of roses,
and suffielent unto the four weeks is the
joy thereof,
July, it must be admitted, is not so
easily provided for,though there are
Monthly rose, geraniums and the like.
August snows the althea (rose of
Sharon) beginning to produce quantities
of ite gay rosette -like trloetoms in tete.
fens -reds, pinks, purples and • white.
In tae antmun gal den dirysantlie-
plume and the expesite cosmc,s, along
with many lesser lights. we ready to
start is happily on toward the grim win.
ter season.
These are only a drop in the bueltat of
floral peesibilities.
How Rheumatism Can he Cured?
All the aehes and pains of acute elieu-
math= are caused by the pre.tence af
Eerie Add in the blood. An attack is
usually, brought on by exposing to wet
od cold. The inueeles stiffen, the jointe
swell, and an attempt at exertion brings
on exerniating twingce. The pain often
shifts from one ;etre of the 'body to
emother and that is dangerousAS the
heart le liable to an attae,k thal, might
prove fatal. To get right to the seat of the
trouble Ferrozone should be used,— it
contents wonderful solvents for Uric
Add andelhninates it entirely from
the system. Of eourse, it is absolutely
necessary to apply NervIline ae a lini-
ment to the affected parts. It take out
the pain, relieves stiffness, restores the
muscles to their wonted vigor and elasti-
city. Every eufferer from rheurnatiene
neuralgia and lumbago should use Fer-
rezone and ?.derviline without delay.
They mean certain, swift, lasting cure.
MERCENARY BELLE.
(Boston Transcript.) -
Belle—Oh, dear. In such a (man.
dary. Please give me your advice. Three
men have proposed to me, and t don't
know which to accept.
Ethel—Which one bas the most money
Maud—If I knew that, do you suppose
II waste precious time running around
for advice.
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710h 14g$ Cun
craiekirstops condIss. cuds
res col. heels
tbe throat and hands. . . 25 cents.
War means hardtack for all soldicre
and hard taxes for all citizens. ---New
York Tribune.
#4eKttel
Every mother should realize
that the skin of her baby is so
tender that the secretions of the
body often lead to rashes, erup-
tions, etc., sll of which. 1U3,7 be
remov3d by Zera-aulx and the
use of Zara -Bak Soap. Scores of
restless, crying babies, upon
examination, are found to be
suffering fron) some form of skin
irritation or 'heat." Use Zani.-
Sisk Boat) for the bath and apply
Zam-Buli Balm to the sores'and
the trouble will 00Q31 vanish.
3Ira. L. Kood, of 175 Alexauder .Ave.,
Winnipeg, says: "Some nasty sores
L
epite all the preparAtiona used. they
roise Oa STOMA my baby'a monthand
,
rWarked to heal. I tea bins to St.
Bouifttee Hospital and he remained,
there for two weeks. At trio end of
that time ha was no better, and we
*gala took him home. I was t en ace
'flied to try Zam-Buk Snit obtained a
SuPPIY• Tlse effect ot the titet few
appiloations was very gratifying and X
oontinued with the uso ot the balne A,
little perseverance resulted iu a emu -
plate, Mire.'
7irieBuk Soap if /old by on Druggists
4 opertablet and ZataBult Baha at
ON box. The ZamBelt treatment
101014 mutes eczema, ulcers, *ores,
mesmerist', eruptions, pimples. heat
raehes, piles, cuts, burns alai all skin
Wearies and disclaim.
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THE DUBBERS DISAGREE.
"Ughl" Bald Mrs, Dubber one evening
(the honeymoon was drawing to its
cleee), "I just hate that mania
"Dearme!" exclaimed. _Ma Dubber,
naturally enough. • "What inane"'
"Thee horrid old 'Undo Joe Cannoul
There!"
"Oh, I wouldn't worry about him.
He's all right."
".No, he is not all right. Pve .1.)000
reading about hini in the magazines and
Cannonism is something terrible." -
"Well, what if it is? He lend respon-
sible for it."
"William Henry, he is responsible for
It, He is the Wickedest Mani lie is a
Dauger to the Republic and an Enemy
to the State, and I just hate him!"
"N onsense I"
'Whereupon Mrs. Dubber biliet into
tears.
"I'll tell you what we'll do," said eir.
Dubber,- after their first mom -illation
had taken place. We'll be Mee. We
won't quarrel or -disagree about any-
thing. It seems that we hold dissimilar
viewe on poetics. Now, foolish people
would keep eahking and fighting all the
time. Not for us, though! Hereafter
let us avoid all eopies relating to pole
ties, and in 04 wity-we will steer dear
of those possible dangers which we have
just experienced."
And so it was agreed.
"My dear," said as.lr. Dubber on$ fine
morning, after they had readied a point
where they scarcely spoke to each oth-
er; not that they were angry with each
other—far from it—but their compacts
kept them silent. They read, yawned,
fidgeted, disagreed in nothing, and tast-
ed. that vague serge of tastelessness
which ie nleo eeperieneed by those who
eat eggs without salt.
"At Wast(," said Mr. Dubber bitterly
one night twateleug his wife read "'The
Millwright's Daughter, or Poor But
Proud)—"at least there is one topic
whick is not forbidden."
"What is that?" asked Mrs. Dubber,
laying aside her book at once.
"The forbidden list. That hasn't been
forbidden. What do you say if we can-
cel it?"
"Just as you say, William."
"Very well, then. Consider. it cancell-
ed. Now then! About that difference
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GRAND TRUNK SYSTEM BUILDING AT FESTIVAL OF MOM, CRYSTAL PALACE,
LONDON, ENG.
The progressiveness of th.0 Grand
Trunk in emulation with their publicity
propaganda is Again demonstrated in the
erection of a magnifleent strueture to
hotter' their exliibit at the Votive.' of
Empire, which is to be held ict the °rye.
tal Palace groende, London, E»gland,
tide year, The building is ornate in its
arelateetural stele, and is a reproduc-
tion on a *MIMI teak of the new Grand
Trunk passenger station now nearing
completion at Ottawa, At this exhibi-
tion the eompany are putting up one of
the finest exhibits that they have ever
inetalled, and it will tailing* ell Por-
tions of the settee), ineluding the Grand
Trunk leatiletiy. the Grine 'flank Pad -
fie Itailivena ariailt reci 1 'hunk Pad -
fie fettweluatip Compri:iv.
Tho several ticiiM toil fshiag
hunting dietricts iu Eastern Canade. wiIj
be represented through large photo-
grapb.s, mid a valuable collodion Of
mounted fish and game. We/stern Cate-
nate will be put before visitors ill all ill-
tereeting and inettsuctive way by Ittede
pictures, Showing the agriculture' possi-
bilities and developments, as well as by
the exbibit of plane he the draw,
grate:es end -the proclude of the lana
from Itattitolia. Setekatchewan, ana AI-
lerta, i1I mjutit,iiit ilividion of the
Grand Trunk Nellie will letwell por-
trayea through a'unite nf Oil paintings
of some of tho principal Allow places of
the (*enaction Rockies, painted ho
Iform.1 Russell, the welknowu 'Montreal
artiot. who spent last summer in these
mointain fastnesses. The tootle of
int9rior of the Wilding will b! °gentled
be. a Urge modal, about ten las t eguete,
of the etliittete tainder " the ilread
Truer* heautifo; h3t4 at Ottawa,
There will also be a large oil painting of
a pertion of the city of Ottawa showing
w
the nestation and hotel, the Pattie -
merit beildinge mid surroundings. Mod-
els of the 'steamships "Prinee Rupert"
and "Prince Geotge," of the Gratil TrIllek
Paeifie North Pacific Coast service, Will
be on 'ie, A separate room has. been
provided 10 the building foe the proje.
tion of cinematograph Nettles, and the.
subjects owned by the eoniptiny will be
shown several times each day. Among
therm eineniatograph filing ere Laehine
mitekinorige fielaze near Ste.
Anne de Bellevue, applti culture tear
Whitby, Ont., several genies in the
difighletula of Ontario," Niegara Fell;
views showing the. constinction of the
new Natietial Tranteoutinentel Railway,
Dna agrieulturiti +tones in eVesi ern 4all-
ed:6 Thomsen& of publieetions will he
distributed. lir. te, W. damininge will
he in chute of the exhibit.
'between maidenhair and aspetagii
fmns"---
They had it out lose and heitey,
"And now," kaid Airs, Dublor, "I say
tent the Wright Brothere know Mare
Mend allatiell in a minute than Glenn
Curtiss knows In a year --
They redact', their voices, and Were
fearful Awl holey.
"And I say, said, Mr. Dubber,. "that
the high eost of living is due- to extrava-
It was in the heat of this discuseion
that Mts. thibber 1184 reeottrite to her
never-failieg argument; 1. ee she wept.
"And i am not extravagant!'" she
eried.
"Mat? Yon extrevagant? 1 slimed
say nal Why, you are the best and the
earefuleet little woman in forty-four
Stateee —
And the next morning after a tsphitee
• disagreement as to the nobble skirt, Mr.
!gibber went to. hie work with a new
sparkle in his eye and a new zest in las
life, and all that day Mrs. Dubber seen;
Itt iler WM* and rejoieed in her heart
And was glati.----„New York Evening Sun.
THE 'MUSE QF oiSOoNTENT.
When I was drawing twelve a week and
had a little five room Mutes,
When I was digging hare to seek tee
coin to keep the old wolf back,
I paid my bets and got along, and we
were happy In our WAY,
Anl clIdn't whine about the wrong that
aept us poor, until mie day
A friend much richer than were we,
came in and ?mid It was a crime
That we ;Mould suffer so; when he was
Laving stem an eau time.
lie told us all About the Joy e that fell to
men of health and how
The rich 'folks' little boy e and girls had
milk from one excluelve cow ;
And how their wives had silks and furs,
while shoddy Muff must he our lot.
And wire got down that coat of hers and
found it had begun to rot ;
Though We had happy been then,
the moment that be lett us we
Began to curee the wrongs of men and
all About our misters',
We thought of woes that t deciarei
didn't even know we had ;
We kicked about cur seanty fare—before
it hadn't seemed eo had ;
A place up In the balcony at some good
show had been a treat,
But straightaway we longed to *tee an
opera from a parquet seat :
And wife -Vegan to sigh for silk, and al-
most daily start a row,
Because our Icicle got watered nttile and
not the product of one cow.
We have improved since then a bit, but
I'm not rich by any means.
And often I am forced to sit and make a
meal on pork and beans.
Coe suit of clothes 1DDSt la St a Year, and
luxuries are cite denied.
But still we have our share of cheer,
and wife and I are satisfied,
And should a riCh MSS come to -day and
tell us of the wrongs we bear,
r promise him, without delay, Dm going
to slug hint with a chair.
—Detroit Free Press.
SUFFERED SINCE
HER
•
CHILDHOOD
But Dodd's Kidney, Pills Made
Mrs. Lapralrie a new Woman.
Nipissing Lady Gives An Experience
That Should Prove of Immense
Value to the Suffering Women of
Canada,
Laprairieville, • Nipiseing I letrict,
Ont., April 17. (Special.)—After suf-
fering from various forms of kidney
ills mace She was a child, Mrs. 0.
Leprairie i ft well woman and once
more it has been proved that no
wee of Kidney Trouble is ft -0 severe
or of to lone standing for Dodd's
Kidney Pills te euro.
Inter viewed regardie g her eure,
Mrs. Laprairie
"Since I WaS twelve years of age
I have suffered from Kidney Diseeee.
I was always tired. My back would
ache and I always had a eharp pain
in the top part of my bead. My heart
alto troubled me.
"Hearing of Dodel'e, Kidney Pills,
I gave them a trial, and now I feel
like a. new wennan."
Thousands of Canadian men and
women are feeling just Mrs. Laprairie
does—as if life 'had elarted all over far
them—just because they have oared
their kidneye with Dodd's Kidney
Pills. For the kidaeys are the main-
spring of life. If they are clogged
or out of order the whole body is
wrong. Dodd's Kedney Piles always
put the kidneys in good working or-
der.
I F.
If you Call keep your bead when all about
you
Axe losing theirs and blaming it on you:
It you can trust yourself when all men
doubt von
But make allowances for their doubting
too
you can wait and not be tired by
wattine,
Or being lied about don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hat-
ing,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk
too wise c
If you can dream—and not make dreams
Your master ;
If you can think -and not make thoughts
your elm
If you ean Meet with Triumph and Dis-
aster
And treat those two impostors Just the
same.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've
enoken
Twisted by knaves' to make a trap for
10010.
Or watell the things you gave your life
tO. broken
And stoop ahd build them up with
wOrtiout tools:
If You earl' make one leap of all your
winhlegs
And risk it on' one turn of pach,and-
toss,
And lose, and Mart again at your begin-,
nings
And never breathe a word sibeut your
loss ;
If you can force YOUr heart and nerve
and sinew
To serve yOur turn long after they are
gone.
And so hold On. When there is nothing
in you
'Except the Will 'which nye te tlteOt :
e11010 on I"
It you can talk with ceowds and keep
your virtue.
Or walk with Itingegnor lose the tomt
mon touch,
11 neither toes not loving friends can
hurt You,
If all men count with you, but harto
too Intich'•
If vett can fill the unforgtvieg Minute
'With sixty seconds' Worth of distence,
rum
Velure is the EOM an eVerYthing that's
in St,
And—whieli Is more—youni be a Man,
mei eon 1
ti--Budvard letpling
4-
PUNISHMENT FITS THE cnime.
amilitdepbra, Inquirer.)
A man who ealied his girl "honey
tranclums" has been astimed 00,000 in a
breach or nromlee mitt. Rightany man
'alto "pulls" Muff like that on'elit to be
toteitened to pay for it,
......**1111•••M
MODERN IMPROVEMENTS,
Cibterie)
retie:me-Doctor. l'M having an ewful
lot Of trouble with gasIn sny stohttelle
Doetoa—Yett, a es, I know. These old•
faahloned mixtures are giving the people
A, lot trouble. .1titst Mee kite the next
ram. and I'll have lety engineer Wite Yeti
for eleetilc !feline
"HOWlto yon know that you really
love tue " she asked, eller he hod pro -
potted. "Dec/mei, deer," be replied, "you
are the oaty girl v.lie ever rat on my lap
and nude me fereet teat Iny foot was
asiesp,"—Detroit Prs gPress,
SOLD THE
WORLD OvER.
TROUBLE WITH THE TOWER,
Among the .engravings that adorned
the walls of a Toledo women e home wee
one big one of the leaning timer of Inge.
One morning, shortly after the advent
of e new maid, the mistress of the house
notieed that the pletur4 of the tower
hung :crooked, She straiglitenea it and
gad nothing of the matter les the new
servant, who lied evidently shitted it
while (lusting.
The next day the pieture N118 again
again crooned; the same thing happenee
the next day, and the next, :Finally, one
morning, ehaneing to be la the 100111
where the picture was, the mistress said
Le the meld, as she dusted;
"Mary, you've build that picture of the
tower crooked.- else look at it!"
"That's With t 1 say, mum," returned
the domestic; "look at it! The only way
I can git that blamed tower to bang
straight is to hang the ph:411re crooked,'
• *
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entails, Melia condhs, cures colds, heals
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NEW WRINKLES POR TIIE
GAS STOVE:
(Olobe Commercial Advertiser.)
• The visit 1 had the otner (lee from the
gas Move dentunstrator upeet all my re-
snecte.ble ideas about cooking,' said an
er-easitlettina
o raptagease wrbat
eryte. s, • ),e• e.1 icainneo d
oltlfels,hioned houseltemper, who had Jest
n
the lira thing she said was ;
'• Beking apples in the oven, I sop-
109(1%%en she began to tell me how much
Atte I'd have saved. and how much better
leek1s-1g the apples would hare been if
Id lust Put them in a little stewpan on
ton of the stove on a little tin plate with
:Wee In It with v. nuie water and sugar,
and basted them every little while with
the m run timel they are tender. Apples
In bloom, .she Called them, and when I
tried them next day • they were
mighty good. Each apple was as pretty
112 5 Dletttre, and white 5 can't say that
they tasted any better, It certainly took
a lot less time, and orobebly saved gas,
too.
' She began on potatoes next. She
Mink a metal plate over one or the burn-
ers 00 the range, clapped a round cake
tin deem over it to see if It fltted, and
then '-'It a cottple of potatoes to balce in
tut outlandish way on top or that stove.
By that time elle finished showing me
the latest kinks anout roasting ahd broil -
mg those potatoes were done to a turn.
and Just broke open ste tender and soft
as a, freshly -baked biscuit.
'Next she told me when / was roasting
a small Diem or meat in the lower oven,
or what I always called a broiler, I
might am well save gas by cooking some -
strong odor She told me to start the
wicking on top of the stove, and when
the water was boiling nicely Just to pop
the whele thing into the oven.
'Then she showed me a tricky little
tin oven that looked like a luindbox. She
set it down oa top of the range, and
stood off and looked at it as a child
would look at a new doll.
" • This." she said, "this Ilttle oven
saves' your gas, and keeps your kitchen
cdol in eurnmere,
' Then she went on to tell ma how 1
mod bake bread and pies there at ever
so mucb less cost- for gas, aud that It
would Almost take the place or the blg
oven. "When It wasiet In use It eould
stand on the table or on ce shelf. and I
could keep Dies or cakes or biscuits on
It' She told me how to save myeeir the
bother of using the big broiler that
comes with the gas range, and how.
Whet I wanted only a eouple of chops
or a small steak, I could use a small
toaster with a little baking pan under-
neath to catch the drippings. The little
toaster rests right on the baking Pan.'
• sWAGGISH.
l
"The dog," saidlt"Btli.
ietsscientifie gentle
"sometimes steers himself with his
"Uses it to guide his wandering bark,
does he?" asked the irresponsible hum-
orig.
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Mass. Ail letters are reeeived, opened,
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man can Man tan freely talk Mrs. Pilakham and
of her private ill-
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thus has been ea:
tablished this con-
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,iiittpieVN the women of
AMetiell, which hu
s never been broken.
Neer has she pub-
lished a testimonial or used a letter
without the written consent of the
writer, end never has the Company
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Inmdreds of thousands of thein lis
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Out of the vast volume of experience
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from, it is More than possible that she
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DESPISINO THE oHAma.
There h ant clement iu the geent as
ter's weave weldt is soneetimet forgot.
ten. How much did he deeple; tww
vela, to gaunt Mogi Mean and VI10
long alld 110w strong? Weet is It to
despise? To scorn., to .desdain, under-
lavnedolliCiQ, rtabir ialimee,lo,tionkae411ilaPQp4rPoelealelna4reli
them, to Le the paetime of babes, and,
rtiggested that we take up pursuits wor-
thy of our manbood,
• He ie it meesenger of a larger uelverse,
to rinse vaster ant, more splendia es -
't"' he invites us, and the elegnifieent
(Wedmore - ramified in is teaching
shines even more resplendently in Ria
fife, and more glorious in Iliti Wier.
Inge. "I gave suy back to the limiters
end iny cheek to the elenehedfist of
the vilest Man. I set my face as a
flint, I go unflinchingly through ail my
buffetinge." • .
So bounding Ilie power and so prea-
cnt is His Joy that it doge not 'mein'
te Him tbat Vora is any hardship, to
iiiineell in being. eeourged ond 110-
fled. ‘'Notiling DI nether from' Hie
mina than any coesternetion at the
shame and disaeter of His own earthly
destiny, He Is occupied here- eritirely
with the wider purpose of the Divine
INlind. fie takes suffering and want and
ail the affeonte the world can offer, as
moments eimpty in a constant spititnal
progress, no factors arra inetruments for
making visible on emelt the invisible
things of the Kingdom of God,"
lee only could distinguieh and separ-
ate the Wily affliction from the deep-
er trouble of •141s. soul. His sufferings,
and instate were itt a serum, outside .Him-
self. lle HAW their limit., .1Ie meas.
tired their time and it was not long.
N.v)
otua, mbasso
oneoolvlholitnerandt
was broken, the
a ,
ohl glorious poseibility that they are
forgotten.
Ile forgets our sins, they aro east
Taisiwae swtoonneotinanthdepthaTogie
ao of theelpu.seeoli
this line of thought? Doea net' the
mother, forget her travail', for joy, that
a man is born? Doerr the oak ever go
back to the acorn? Is the swaddling
band kept as part of the patrimony?
Such thoughts are carnal and gross.
The time may be when .Christian
teachers will reeonstritet the machin-
ery and conduct the Lord'e 'supper riT-
ter a nobler fiteltion and cease to sing
hymns in the minor key, andrenew
our acquaintance with the grave 010,1101
and the dampnese ei the tomb. .
For the joy thet was set lidera Him,
He endured the cross and despleea the
same; the joy never left Him; ie wail
with Min in Gethsemane and on Cal-
vary; the atoning work was . but an
Incident in His glorious and lasting
lifek
le often sing—
"Well He rememberee Calvary
Nor lee Itis saints forget,"
But this was human composition. The
joy of the Lord was a river even in
flood, a tide ever at high water. We
do the Master wrong by thinking.that
He ie. altogether. like one of otugelves.
fle despised the shame, what is.shame?
It is one of the dark daughters of ain.
He lived above it, He came to remove
its blemish, to take away its power and
to put in its place His own beauty. Sin
is the only think He hates, and almost
the only thing that man loves.
Crusaders spent blood and treasure
to recover the tomb from the hands of
the infidel; they pursued a plea:dom.
If we hover round the precincts of the
tomb, let us pause and rebuild our
thoughts. He is risen never more to
Ole. His glory mellows tip the dark
episode of the ericifietion.
"Forward let the people go,
Israel's God will have it so."
' • ,---11, T. Miller.
—
FINDING JESUS.
Among the very best writings from
the gifted pen of the Rev. Wayland
Hoyt, was a little story concerning a
ybung Japanese student who had heard
of the "Beautiful Life." Ile asked the
minister to direct him how &gent/it
find it., Mr. Hoyt urged him toread
the Bible; but the searcher wanted
something else. He had read a little
of the Bible and also in other gooct
books, he said, but he would not be
satisfied until he had seen a living el.
ample. Ile had knewn one old man, it
Carpenter, who lived not .for himself,
but who was continually planning and
working to serve others, and that man
wore a smiling face and was happy.
But it was only the merest glitnpee of
the Beautiful Life that the student got
from this experience. He had search -
eel elsewhere and had got further
glimpses. He would now see the
Beautiful Life in all its fulness; no
less would, elettsfy his corneal) longing.
Then, for the first time, he was led to
read the XONV TeStalhent, *Ilia he
had never touehed in his previous read-
ings. Many weeks after, he saw Mr.
Hoyt again. His face was shining; his
yoke vibrant with delight. "I have foiled
it!" he 'cried, "the Beautiful Life! I
have found Jesus!" So may our lives,
patterned after that of our dear Lord;
and Master, attroet others and lead
them to look front our poor and impete
feet eelves to Him who alorie can sab.
isfy the soul's longing. If we "have
been with Jesus," our whole life will be
art open testimony to the feet, whieli all
who come within the Sphere of our in-
fluenee may read end linderetarld. —
Christian Herald.
FREE.
We ore on the ()teen homewara Wind;
Otto ship is well equipped and swift and.
sOund.
The rocks of care are nriderneath the
water,
Clow oft the erew indulge itself hi laugh-
ter,
AS we sail alotlg. mu. friends get teeter,
But all true tainga are faitar, brighter,
truer.
We leave the old-time woeld and errant
it hetet.
Our balk Is sailing to the ge,wirig tote
The daee) grow longer, avid the Ifghte
are fair,
ler *piths cartel) the bights from stair
to stair,
lur tears have p.l.led to the w4Lited
'foe; =.00n Ita:1 Co land s.%h.iaaely
—.1. T. Miller.
1
robe:04 the ()Meet ideal in hittorv le
the ideal home, the temps' farnily. IL is
aniailed by those -who have never
knevni it, or by tlioee who have frilled
to fulfill it. In tett petting evotth hate
ing, even itt erriT pletlettre.there il
neipt pin or tedium thot must be
survived. so ilmt the pleasure may re-
vive eel endure. The joy ef battle
(*canes after the that fear of death; the
loy of reading 'Virgil tomes after the
here Of teeming him; tea glow of tire
40e bather mune, after the icy *hot*
If tile sea bath; and the eneceet of the
alerting.% conies efter the failure of the
nnee Innen.