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It le rumered that peace will reign.
in Mexico within thirty dap.But per-
haps Medco' e slimate will mot be can-
ducive to the good health of the insur-
reeto leaders after peace returns.
Turkey and hog are not 111.3 only food
wii:eh seek high Jere lerunes
are now as the highert pri3.4 riding in
eeventi yeate, and they are expeeted to
go still higher in the wholeettle merlon,
nteasure le now before the llassa•
eltussete Legielature intended to give
each eity of 0,00o inhabitants in the
state the right to decide as to whether
garnet; mei sport shall be permitted on
Sunday. Shade e of the Buritansl
4 et, • - •
The per capita consamption os elope
in the tTitittel States is new Zi.) pounds
Pr annum, as anahlet 39 pounds in 'tee°.
Undo saam'e impotte of eager have in,
creased 210 per cent. in 41 years. 'The
value of United Statee sager product.;
is now $45.040,000.
. .
A crazy Auatrian went to Rome with
the intention of shoaling the Pope. He
did not emceed, and was taken into cus-
tody. How prominent figures M the
world .are to be protected against the
danger seek erazy men •offer, is a prob.
lem not erteily solved,
Judge Landis' protest ttgainit the do
-
option. evhich Uncle Sam practises in
advertising for army recruits is beiag
melt diseussed. Ho is asked -whether
it isn't as "ethical" to seduce the
young naen to serve in the army as to
compel them ono do so. Does 'Uncle Sam
need to do either?
• 41.
A raid on a cold -storage establish.
ment in Cincinnati led to the discovery
of ten tons old cold -storage poultry,
-which has been condemned. Some of it
had been stored for five years. Some
venison was found stamped 1905. The
cold-atorage people claim that Alta foods .
stuff is perfectly wholesome!
The people of Tacoma have voted to
make treating in saloons illegal. Doubt-
less they intend well, and if the measure
could be enforced, it migbt have a. good
educational effeet. But there is
ger that, like many other freak laws,
it will fail of its purpose, and bring
ridicule upon a good cause.
4 * *
Britain wants peace, but until it is as-
sured she goes on launching "peacemak-
ers." The one put into the water yes-
terday, the Monarch, is 584 feet long,
22,500 tens, 27,000 Itorae-power, and ber
principal battery 01 13.5 -inch "persuad-
ers" is not encouraging to those who
would dispute her right to enjoy peace.
4S-*
Act:lording to the tenses of IWO the
per capita wealth of the United States
.was $1,104.00. A paragraph has just
been sent out from Washington which
gives the per capita, wealth of the come
try as between $30 and $40. Of course
this last is a mistake, per capita wealth
being confounded with money in circu-
lation.
Germany is said to have spent $2,000,-
000 last year on experiments with mili-
tary airships; France, $080,000, and Rue -
lila $900,000. Great Britain doesn't say
much, bet she has not been idle. The
other day parliament -was asked to
vote $565,000 for airship service. Air
scouts will be a feature of the wars of
the future,
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The United, States Supreme Court aas
refused to put Re ban on cut prices of
patent medicines, thus ending a suit of
great importanee to the trade generally.
It puts all end to the attempt of holders
of patent or proprietary articles to pen-
alize those who sell lower than tho prime
at Which the proprietors or manufactur-
ere stipulate. The court says to so bind
eetallere is an attempt to create a mon-
ottol.
Dr. Kellogg, of Battle Creek, Mieh.,
has discovered. that mankind is slowly
going mad: That, if true, will explain
many things, and make as more /hetet-
able toward some people.. In 2,50 years,
the doctor figures tut, here will not be
one sane man left to boss the big terres-
trial inane asylum. Well, some wise
once fay that most of us have a corner
off, and that genius is a tort of matinees.
And in 230 years kw of as Whom he
now addresses will worry about it..
Nettellander T. W Millsaid, U. S. N.,
United Statee Naval Inetitute Pro-
eeedinge for hirovh, considers the clues.tin of an international navy. Ire. pro.
posce that the twelve "leading nation"
eentribute 144 first elass battleships, 144
deseroyere and thirty-six stouts to form
a sea Mice foree to tonmel the let -Hone
to respect the mandates of a permanent
Petra of arbitration. But, as the New
York Sun strouve the matter ie not se
coy ue it looks. Who andin what
preportlone? Who shall eornmand? 'no
pays iL ie well not to feree the
wee.
adreulare ere out offering a retvaid of
ese5,00O for the capture of the three men
who are believed to have deetroyed the
T.,.,e Angelee, Ca1., Thom building in Oce
rebel- bet, eansing the loge el many
:Nee. The money is to be paid in eash,
:red the 80111'en Of the infOrMatiOlt
ing to the eapture will not, le. made pule
Ream& el 4000 (vele ate offered
f,,s, the capture of M. A. Schmidt. Anse
le A. Prue, elbre .1.11. Leen tr:, adee
it. 'keret); fee eervid e„oere, cies W
Morris, aEres Cep, and for .7.
Meek. The world elteuld be too email
to ressreeni the 111:40relltlfe oneerned
thet crime.
Mordeunt Royce entered.
"Threats, idle threats!" he said,
scornfully. "I fear your physieal vice
hone as little as 1 do your legal aCil-
men, Lord Devrebury."
Then he got his hoe and walked to-
wards the door, but teem he paused and
turned upon them, ble glance falling on
Miss Mazurka, with a sardonic twinkle.
"Mise Mazurka," he bald, "honestly
cannot congratulate you. In the tbeas
triettl order of things virture, as repre-
seated by you, elteuld be tritunplrant,
and vee, as represented by me, should
be discomfited. But alas! in real life
the order is too ofteu reversed. I fear
that it Is you who are discomfited. You
were .too eager to obtain a reputation
ter tameness, Mitt* Mazurka. Amateur
deteetives seldom succeed. If you - had
placed the, matter in the hands of one of
the gentlemen in Scotland Yard, instead
of undertaking 'the role' yourself, yols
might have saved your friend's fortune.
La it is, 'therole' was too difficult for
you, Miss Trevalyan may be Joan Grins -
by, Lord Arrowfield's granddaughter,
but the will widen would have placed
her in possession of the estate -where
tias:editaIPraYfeteaeu: thhaavte the saiev,ialldpissoft,faallzu;olcuar,
life will, not compensate Miss Orateby
for the loss of two millions," and he
pointed with a smile to the ashes iu
-He's elever! Hatt clever, is Roeice!
I taught him!" oroaked Craddock, with
teerful edmiration, "He's done you abi
now Oli, clever, clever 1"
Mordaunt Royce ionised harshly,
then he bowed.
"Lord Dewebury, good. evening! If
you are inclined for a little ecarte to-
night, you will find me it the dub.
Miss Mazurka, 7 wish you a. good
evening. Kee,p to burlesque; melodrama
is beyond you,.boliove me. Mies Emily,
I am sorry that your pretty brides -
Maid's dress should be wasted. Don't
think too unkindly of ine! We were
very good friends, were we not?"
• Thou Ms eyes turned on .loan, and
he opened. his lips as if about to ad
-
(hese Borne taunt to her. but Ms voice
faltered, and ho said only the word:
"Good -by!"
Sean met his gaze steadily, sadly;
then she turned her face away and coy-
ereel her eyes vii.Q1 her hand.
"Raised from the gutter!" muttered
old Craddock, raising his hands in ad-
miration.
"Yes, from the gutter!" said Mar -
daunt Royce. `The lad that sold match-
es and trod the London pavement with
bare feet has proved too much, even in
his ruin.. for all of you!" and he laid
his hand upon the door.
As lie did so Miss Mazurka said, aott-
ly and amiably:
"One moment before you go, Mr.
Royce, please!"
lie turned to her with a smile.
"Not satisfied ALP" he said.
"Not satisfied even yet!" she retort-
ed, still with the same suspicious ami-
ability. "You are so clever a gentleman
that we are really loath to lose you—"
"Let Idea go, for Heaven's sake!"
broke in Bettie, impatiently. "The sight
of him nearly drives me mad!"
"Oh, let him wait a minute, please,"
said Miss Mazurka. "Mr. Boyce, you
were kind enough to taunt me just now
with my stupislity—"
"Oh, pardon me! It was rude, I ad-
mit, but I'm afraid it is true!" he re-
torted, returning her smile with a sneer.
"We snail see," said -Miss Itazurke,
"Now, we have heard to -night from
your accomplice, that hoary -headed old
villaiu, that you are very clever; that,
In fad, you are a prodigy picked up in
tho gutter. And how' have you proved
your cleverness? First by swindling get-
tlemett at cards, who ought to have been
more wide-awake than to take such a
none for an honest man," and she
glanced at Bertie, who compressed his
lips and nodded remorsefully. "Theg
you happen to find out something about
this will and try to get poseesgon of
bliss Ormsby --and to do that all the
more safely, you play off a little triok,
as comMon on the stage as it is in real
life, and pass off some poor unknown
girl who drowned herself as the heirese.
Well, that was rather clever! Then
you find the will in Lord Dowribury's
chambers, and persuade him that he
bad burned it; that was Tether devert
Then you come to the end of your little
game, and narrowly Miss winning the
prize. You are within an ace of marry-
ing this young lady, and 'securing all
the money that the will left her; that
was elevere too; but whet you dre foetid
out and tracked down, all by stupid me,
you do the cleverest, thing of • all,
and vevenge yourself by burning
the will and robbing her of her prop-
erty! Now, that was very elever---if you
had done It!"
His sardonic fade showed a sinister
smile.
'Praise from Miss Mazurka is ptaise
indeed!" he said, with a bow.
"Wait a minute, please. f said it
Weuld have been clever if you had done
it; but you haven't!"
Lord Beale darted; old Craddock
moved forward a little, the two girls,
clinging together at the end of the room,
turned their pile faces towards her;
but Illordeunt Royce remained motion.
lege, with the same sinister smile.
"Indeed!" he mild, and pollard to the
heap of ashes in the fireplace.
"Yes, I know, I see," Mild 11133 Mazur.
ka, "I saw you drew the paper from
your pocket and throw it on the fire.
But I don't think it was the stolen will,
hir. Revel"
"Ob!" he said, with a sneer. "Indeed!
If not -I admit nothing -but, If all that
remains of the will is not there, where
Is it!"
All eyes were turned upon Mies Ma
-
teem as she drew from los poeket
eatefully folded Paper.
'Vert!" she ertid, sweetly, and held
It up.
Ilia lips twiteltea, and he shook Ids
head.
"1 ent cleYer enough at any late to
&mu that!" he taid.
"You me a fooll" said Mitt Mazurka,
with etiblime simplieity. "Is this not
the will! Take it, lewd Bertie."
Lord Beak took it and opened it, in
silent alMetettlellt.
"Thiesothis is tile will 1 found!" he
laid bewildered.
"If )1lier6 any doubt. compare the
Piece Of paper Clever Mr. Royer tore off
in your chambers with the torn pert of
the will itself!" alto mid.
ikteie took from hie peelsetbeok the
eort."4,r of the will withers 'Sfordettrit Mem*
had ,R.Y codulty preps:red, end enumered
It.
Itreven!" he exclaimed, "elm are
tight! It is thr will!"
Mordeent Roper took a step foreerd,
hie fake white as aehes, hi* lips burn.
Ing.
"Let me -see!" he panttsl.
"Let him see, by all means," said Mise
Muzurka; "but if he offers to lay a
finger on ito•kill hint!" end she sprang
to her feet, her face fluelted, her self-
posseeets1 smile -vanished for the first
time. "Alt! Mr. Royce,- where is your
boasted eleverness itoW? I Was a. sim-
pleton, was I? --an emateur detective.
got tee diffieult it task, had It
What? Dld you think I wee idiot *n-
eaten to leave the precious documents; in
your possession, Mr. Royce? Not ex-
actly: How did I get it?" olio added,
quickly turning to Bertie, who stood
regardiug her in a state of confused be-
wilderment and admiration. "Why, eas-
ily enough! I saw through my chink in
his eeiling that he always carried it in
his breast pocket; I saw 'what it Was
like, and I made Up a 'property' -a dent.
my will -like it, and one night, when
the gentleman was sleepiog the sleep of
the innocent and the Just, I took the
liberty of exchanging my duinuty for,
the real Will, and it is the dunnny that
he burned in hie elevernese-the will is
there! Now, Mr. Royce!"
Mordaunt Royer" leant against tlie
door and leaked at her: and if a look
could kill, Miss Mazurka would have
been etretched at his feet.
Berths started from one to the other;
R seemed too good to be true.
Mordeunt Royce, white to the lips,
stood for a momeut in stony silence,.
then he raised his eyes.
"Yon have beaten me," he said, and
his 'voice was hoarse and husky; "do
you wish to keep nee any longer?"
."No," said Miss Mazurka, "You may
go now, Mr. Royce; but, just as a.part-
ing bit of adviae, don't be too ;amok in
ealling.prple stupid, that's all. Good
evening!'
He passed his hand across. Ids brow
and went out.
Old Craddock paused a moment to
stare around at the rest in a bewildered,
°wile!' kind of way, then, shaking his
head dolefully and 'croaking Inarticu-
lately, followed Ms protege.
CHAPTER NM
There was a short silenee after they
had departed, for each of those who rc
mained was wondering what would be-
come of them.
Then Beale went up to Joan, who
badesunk into a chair and was sitting
with downcast eyes and knitted breitss.
"I am afraid you scarcely realize what
all of this means to you, Mise Ormsby,"
he said, gently.
• Joau started at the sound of her eeal
mune.
"I don't," she said, with a little eigh
and gesture of wonder, "It -it all eeems
like a dream. I know that I am Joan
Ormsby, but I did not know that I was
keelated to the, Earl of earrowfield. Is
it .true?"
"It is quite true," said Bertie, grave.
ly„ "Thanks to Miss Mazurka, 'who has
'worked out her plot liko the firstselase
strategist she is, we are in posseasion
of full , particulars. kiss Mazurka has
been working for weeks past, in con-
junction with a sltarp young lawyer,
and, she has not only succeeded in out-
witting that -Mr. Mordaunt Royce, and
getting posseseiou of the will, but she
has proved Our identity as Lord Ar-
eowfieid's granddaughter."
"It is strange -strange," said Joan,
thoughtfully, sadly. "I am the grand-
daughter of an earl!"
"Yes,". said Bertie. "Look back. Try
and rementber is far back as you can.
Your mother----"
"I don't remember my mother," said
Joan, the tears welling- up into her
eyes. "She died when I was a baby. My
father I remember slightly. Ho died
when 1 'Ives a child, and consigned me
to the taro of Colonel He-tho
colonel -did not know 'who it was that
my father had married. I never heard
the name of Lord Arrowfield in connec-
tion witlx that of my parents."
"But that is easily explained," said
Bertie. "Your mother was the daugh-
ter of the earl's wife, from Nvhom he had
parted, from no fault of hers; poor
lady. 1 think that your mother was in
fgnorance of her relationship to the
Arrowfields. Perhaps your father did
Ir et know it, but irhe (lid he was too
!spend to claim kin with the wicked old
earl who kad cut off and deserted his -
wife. But the earl knew of your birth;
;he must have kept himself informed of
your mother's marriage and your fath-
er's whereabouts, and it seems to me
thet there. muse have been always in
kis mind an ideation to do you jugs
tice. At any rate, he did you justice al-
most at the last ntoment."
"Why did he hide the will?" asked
Joan, gazing ne the fateful piece of pa-
per.
Lord Bettie fled: his head.
"Who can say? Be was an eecentrie
man, and old :men uever show their ec-
tentricity more palpably than where a
will is concerned. Perhaps he Mistruet-
ed old Craddock and wished to hide the
will. At any rate, he put it evith the
'one thing he held in highest estimation,
•his wife's portrait."
"And it was you sviso found itP" mur-
mured Joan.
"Yea," he said, with a, smile; "it was
1 Who was, by aecideut, instrumental
in restoring the Houorable,Xise Orms-
by to her estates."
There was ;silence for a moment.
"I -I shell be very dell?" said Joao,
'presently.
"Immensely," he said ,with a smile.
"Almost the tidiest cominoner in En-
t:met. Certainly the tidiest lady -always
tempting oars. 1 do not Oppose, thd
Lord Villiers has event much over the
income, and if he has, you tau compel
him to testoro it to you!"
"Lard Villiers! Alt, yes," the mur.•
mitred, almost inaudibly. "I had el.
mod forgotten. It is all his." ,
"It was," corrected Uerti, eignifi-
cautly, "It ia still* until you stake good
your Oahu. But I do not think, I am
mire, he won't dispute it."
"It is so plaint"
"It is es• plain," he assented.
Joan was silent for a moment.
"And -and -if he gives up the prop-
etty he will be poor again. He was poor
before* was he not?"
"I believe to," said Ilertie. "But you
must not ,coneitter that. This immense
wealth is yours by right, by evety
tight. You are the deaceadalit of thee
late earl. It is to nou he hakes the res
paratiou witkla Wee due to hie dead
esOfe. May 4 wish you joy?"
Joan put her hand in his vrith
troubled look in her eyes, and she sigh -
!ed.
"1 doe't keine Joy? Is there sueh a
thing la the workte" Then site glane.
ed aerosol at Mies Mazerke, who
lelA tithing to Emily. *I must not fee.
get to thank her," else ilea, in a low
voice. "Why has lt done all th,le, tak.
en so much trouble, and gone to 50 nureh
riek for mer
Ratio could hare replied, "For love
of Lord Villiers, who love; you!" Intl
the time lute, not come ter the whole
statement of the case.
"She has a good heart!" Ise replied,
evasively.
"She has," saki Joan, and else went
*lowly over to Mise Mazurka and held
out her hand.
"Von have been Mud, to sue, Mies Me.
zurka," she Plaid, falteringly.
"Oh, don't mention RI" said. Mies Ma-
zurka, brightly, "It =Ain't oll disinter,
eeteil. I had a little acore of tuy own
to pay off int Mr. Royce."
Joan winced and colored.
"Don't speak of bin'," she said, very
painfully.
"I beg your pardon," said. Miss Mazur -
los, almost meekly. "I didn't mean to,
the name elipped out, No, you don't
want to hear Wm sleeken of, neither do
L He le a ban, wicked villain!" and
her eyes flashed, "Yon -we have had
a narrow escape, bliss Trevelyan-I
mean Miss Ormsby! Anti you think I
have been of aOnie service to you?" she
asked.
"Think!" said Joan, fervently, "I
cannot realize all yots have done for me
yet, but I can guess. I caPe-cart never
thank you enough!"
"Ole yes, you can," said Miss Mazur.;
ica. "I cau show you the way."
"Show me therd" murmured AAP.
"You think I'm going to ask you to
Id um be your friend," said Miss Ma-
zurka, shrewdlys "but I know my place
better. I'm only a poor burlesque are.
tress and you are the Honorable Miss
°malty, the granddaughter of an earl
"An actress like yourself," said Joan,
interrupting her.
"Like myself," laughed Miss Mazurka.
"I never was and never shall he 111 to
hold a candle to you! You were an
actress, but that's all past and gone.
You will leave the stage and be a grand
lady
Joan pilled,
--“And it's ahnost a pity that you
should," went on Miss Mazurka. "We
haven't got such a heap of good ac-
tresses that we Mil afford to lose 'em.
Anybody can be a grand lady, but it
takes a Miss Ida Trevelyan to be a
great octrese. But you wanted to know
low you could thank me, didn't you?"
"I clid and do indeed," said Sean,
earnestly.
"Then rn tell you. Leave yourself in
my and Lord Bertie's hands for a little
longer. Will you do that?" she asked,
eagerly.
"Yes, indeed I wibi, and gratefully,"
Joan replied. "It would be only just to
do so, seeing that but for you
She stopped end turned her head away
with a slight shudder.
But for her she would hav�. been tied
to Itfordaunt Royce for lifet
"I will leave everything to you," she
continued; "Indeed, I should not know
what to do, I am so confused and be-
wildered--"
"All right!" said Miss Mazurka, cheer-
fully. "Then that's a bargain, isn't
it? Lord Bartle and I are to play this
hand out, as he'd put it, and you trust
yourself to us. That is, you will do
nothing without consulting us? It is a
good deal to ask, Miss Ormsby."
"It is not too much!" avid Join, fer-
vently; "and 1 promisee'.
"All right," stud Miss Mazurka; "then
I think we'd better go now, My lord,
Miss Ormsby must be worn out; she's
had a trying time of it, But sire's in
good bander Miss Emily will look after
her."
They came up to Joan to say good
night and Joan held Lord Bertie's hand.
and pressed it gratefully.
Then she extended both to Miss Ma-
zurka, and obeying an itnpulse, she
drew her towards her and gently kissed
her forehead.
"I wish you every happiness," she
whispered.
"What do you mean?" demanded Miss
Mazurka.
"I mean when you are marriea to
Lord 'Villiers," murmured Joan, steadilyl
-
Miss Mazurka flushed hotly, then
turned pale.
"Oh, thauk you; yes,. I see. I hope I
shall be happy when I marry him," she
said, dryly.
Then the two went, Bertie taking the
will with him, and Emily and Joan
were lett alone.
"And you are a great lady after all!"
seid Emily, standing beside the sofa up-
on which Joan had dropped wearily., "1
ttlways knew it would conte somehow -
more than a plain Miss Trevelyan. And
you ere an Honorable, and with all ties
looney! Well, I am very glad." and she
tried to smile, but her eyes filled with
Nitre and her lips quivered.
"Tim doh% look very gladd* said Ann,
with a curious smile. "Oh, Emily, Emily,
are you so ready to think 'ill ol
"'III?' What do you Mean, dear -I
Mean Mies Ormsby?"
"There, your words have answered
yoe!" aaid Joan. 'Why do you call out
Miss Ormsby, and look at me like that?
Oh, Emily, do you think all this that
has happened will niake any difference
between us?" she riaid, reproachfully.
Emily colored, and eyed her sideways,
eagerly, wistfully.
"Well, of course, it muet make a dif-
fetenee. I'm only a burlesque tictress,
as Miss Mazurka said, andyou—"
"Just Ida Trevel,yen, of the Coronet,
and yoti, dear sister, now and always!"
said .loan, putting out her beautiful
atins and drawing the mite on to the
sofa beside her. "What! You think that
I ant so mean and cold-blooded as to
give nip all my friends because of this--
thils hateful money! Ole how little, how
little you know me after alit" and for
tbe first time the beautiful proud eyee
shed tears.
"Oh, forgive rue, forgive me, Ida,
dear!" said Emily, clasping her toned
the neek, "le is. true! I thought I had
led !lout But / was wrong! 4 know
you better now, dear! Don't eryt For-
give me, and 411 never rnietrust you
again? No, not even if you should
prove to be the Qttee nOf England!"
And the two shed those tears which
are the ntereiful vent to a women's feel-
ings.
The text molting Stuart Villiers Sat-
in his room et :Vendee's Hotel.
Ite hatt come to London at the vont-
mand of Min Mazurke, but why die had
so tommanded him he was in tote lg.
norarte.
Ile was so indebted to lier that he
would have started to Pategonia if she
bed deeired liliti, and he sat smoking
hie edger in quiet, contemplative reeig,
illitit;
tithe duel lie and Beale had be.
come fast friends.
Without explaining the rearms Wily
ler bad wanted to put a bullet into
Stuart Villiers, 13ertle had offered hint
est apology, and, though firmly and
empbatieally declining to. clear up the
enyeterlotts cause of the quarrel, had
done end slid everything else that Weil
poesibbe tn grow him friendliness.
cles le 1 tlutt ae
OLD FOLKS NEED
MILD BOWEL TONIC,
And Should Avoid the Use of Harsh
Ms and Drastic Purgatives. •
When people,get up in years, say frorn
forty-five on, they usually notice a
alowing down iu vitality and a slight
tendency to censtipatien, costive
bowela more than anything else that
cuts oft elderly people -not directly,
but by letting lease poisons that en-
gender rlieumatisin, gout, fevers and
other weakening diseases.
Old people, no matter haw sound and
healthy, should Avoid cathartic pills;
purgative waters, salts and all such Woe-
Perery relief meesures. They ease eon-
ditions to -day, but bind yea up worse
than ever toonorrow.
It is better to get the bowele into the
habit of perforMing their needful func-
tion at a certain time each day, and
this can be done by strengthening the
muscles of the stomach and bowels by
the tonic action of Dr, lIamilton's Pills,
a mild laxative that nets as dose to
nature's way as possible.
Thousands of people, old ane young,
prevent and cure habitual constipation
by using Dr. Hamilton's Pills, a mild.
yet active medicine that is noted for
Ifs promptness in curing headaches,
belching gas, sourness in the stomach,
fullness after meals, liver soreness and
muddy complexion. You'll have the best
of health, feel good, eat well, digest and
sleep well if you regulate the system by
Dr, Hamilton's Pills of Mandrake and
Butternut, 25e per box at all dealers.
'REFUSE A SUBSTITUTE, and order
from the Catorthozene Co., Kingston,
Ont,
• • •
THE MAN rnorts GLASGOW,
A Scottish tourist wandering about
the streets of Paris some distance front
his hotel found, hinrielf in a maze from
which he could not escape, and to make
things worse he failed, through ignore
aame of the language, to get any light to
guide hint homeward.
Itert a happy thought struck him. By
dint of signs he concluded a bargain
with a fruit hawker for a basketful of
gooseberries, and then, to the amaze-
ment of everybody, he went about shout.
Ing, "Fine Scotch grozers, a penny a pun,
a penny a pun!"
This went on for a while till a fellows
bountrylnan rushed, forward to him and,
seizing him roughly by the shoulder,
asked, 'Wan, d'ye think ydre in the
streets o' feleska that ye gang eboot
crying like a =Smart?"
"Edh!" he replied, with a sense of re-
lief. "Ye're just the man I wis looking
for. D'yesken the way to my hotel?"
To Cure Cold in the Head
Many people are subject to cold in the
head. .A. duet storm, any rapid Change
in temperature, exposure to drafts,
causes them a week or ten days' misery.
No occasion to suffer longer than a day
whenso prompt, efficient, and perma-
nent a remedy as Catarthozone can IA
had. You breathe Catarrhozone into the
nasal passages and throat. Catarrhozone
is simply treading oils in minute drops
whick the air carries to every part of
inflamed surfaces. It relieves Mimed.
deb' the inflammation that produce the
cold. Catarthozone is delightful to use,
very prompt and effective in results,
Catarrhozone is the only rational cure
for cold in the head ever discovered. It
also cures Catarrh, Bronchitis, Asthma,
Irritable Thront. Sold everywhere, 25e,
60c and $1.00 sizes.
SILVER IN ENGLAND
Deposits of lead and silver have been
found in the village of Butterton, near
Leek, Staffordshire. The neighborhood
was formerly_famous for its lead mines,
the most nottible being those et Eeton,
which yielded a sub./gantlet income to
former Dukes of Devonshire. One years
profits alone, it is Geld, sufficed to de-
fray the cost of building the Crescent at
Buxton.. The new seam liet; elm to the
surface, aud three substantial consign-
ments have already been d!sposed ow,
and several tons are now awaiting dross-
ing. A number of specintene 'ewe been
submitted for expert exa:nination, and
the resulte show that the lead contains a
good. pereentage of silver. It is hoped
that the discovery will lead to a revival
of what was foemerly a 'highly proeper-
mut industry.
iMlblifti,plammormar.o•mwees
I was cured of Acute Bronchitie by
MINARD'S LINIMENT,
Bay of Islands. 3. AL CAMPBELL.
/ was cured of Facial Neuralgia,. by
MINARD'S LINIMENT.
Springhill, N. S. Whf. DANIELS.
I was cured of Chronic Rhemnatiem
by MINARD'S LINIMENT.
Albert Co., 1st. 13. GEO. TINGLEY.
TWO TRIES.
(Rochester Post -Express.)
A youth Who was going out to his first
formal dinner party. Ins mother said
"Now (tent forget your manners, James.
Be sure to say something complimentary
when the food is passed.' He endeavored
to do so. When butter was served he
ettanrked pleasantly, " This is very good
butterwhat there is of it." The remark
was net well received ; ho saw that he
tc eorreet it by eayine. " And there's
had made and ---
endeavored
Uletity of it, sueli as it is,"
PILES CURED IN 6 TO ist DAYS
OLNTMENT fall* to cure any easb of
Your druggist will Wand nlorne:
itching, Blind, Blo
eeding reittrPuL:in°g
P1709 in a to is days. ree.
HER AWFUL SECRET.
Glamors 'Weekly.)
"'es," geld Little Dinka, "Miss Parts
ter ts a hentisoine Wonutn, but some-
times When I look at her eile seems to be
like a woman who has a terrible seeret."
"She bus," said WhIbley.
"r Was mire of it," said Little Rinks.
'.IIave veu any idea What it lit V'
" Yes," said WitIbley. "She's 42 years
old !"
CORONATION KILT.
A Now Scettish 0ourt of 0111. 00$.
CObttIMO.
The, Loudon Eventug 'Ohnee learne that
the Coronation ceremony Is likely te be
marked by an intereeting novelty affed-
ing the court dreei af Sootland.
sore Hon, R. Erskine, of LlrOavetior
square, has designed a new Scottish,
Court or gala, dram, W be worn on.
state ocessions„
The cleces conelats of a short black
velvet jacket and vest, with silver but-
tons, and it is suggested that Lw e Silver
pletole ehould be worn in slanting pose
time -one moo he chest and the utter
loWer down above the oporran--whide it
ie proposed, should alvo be of eilver.
On the left side, above the sword, it
IA proposed a poweer horn should be
hung.
The tartans, according to rank, will
eornpose the gilts.
Croy silk stockings and patent shoos,
with ailver buckles, go to complete the
costume.
At present, Seottish titled folk heve
no recognized conrt or state dive% and
there is every reason to believe that
the dress will be Adopted et the Corona-
tion,
The design of the new dress hair been
exeouted in color by Mr. Alexander
Shaw, of Grays, Essex, a well -know faeh.
ion artist in the West End, and bias been
submitted te the proper quarter for ap-
proval,
4 *
VAGARIES OF FINANCE.
"I understand you have paid the
mortgage off on your pliee,"
"Yep," replied Fenner Corntossel,
"Then why do you compleln of hard
times?"
"All the neighbors have done the
same thing. That leaves me with money
on my hands that nobody wants; to bor-
row.' -Washington Star.
_ .
BABY'S OWN TABLETS
CURE CONSTIPATION
Few other troubles afflict _the lit-
tle ones as does constipation. Every
change of diet seeins tO bring this
trouble on and baby suffers from head-
aches, fever, disturbed sleep and often
'Vomiting. No baby who suffers from
constipation ean thrive well. Constipat-
ed babies are cross all the time and
give mothers constant worry. The one
sure relief for baby constipation is
Baby's Own Tablets -they never fall to
cure this trouble and can be given to
the little One with absolute safety. Con -
corning them Mrs. W. S. McKenzie,
Prairie Grange, Alta., writes: "I used
Baby's Own Tablets for my baby who
was constipated from birth and they
rapidly helped her and left her bowels
In it. natural tondition." The Tablets are
sold by medicine dealer% or at 2.5 cents
a box from The Dr. AVilliams' Medidne
Co., Brockville, Ont,
SAYINGS.SAGE1
Tc doesn't take a young min !Ong. to
discover that mine, loss and bleee rhyme
together.
Just abottt, the time when a man
learns how to live the undettaker takes
himfor a ride.
Most men aro willing to pay the piper
even if they have to stand off all their
other creditors.
Some people may not believe it, but
it is a fact, nevertheless, that there are
no millionaire poets.
Contentment may be bettor than
riehes, but a little ol beat is more.satis-
factory.
Statistice may be made to show any.
old thing that the man behind the
figuree -wants then; to. ,
No wOman eVer aveakena her husband
from his afternoon nap to eltotv him her
dressmaker's bill more than once.
!kJ -F. 1161010ERII WAY
Ors
HOME
DYEINCt
Is to use ONE Dye
that will color either
Wool, Cotton, S:Ile or
Mixed Goods Perfectly,
You will find this in
• Send for Sample
Cord and Story
Rook] et 39
Tito JOHNSON.
RICHARDSON
CO„ Limited,
Montreal, Can,
With this Modern Dye all you have to do is to
ask for DY•0•LA then you CAN'T make a
mistake and use the Wrong Dyefor the goods
you have to color.
Crime to Have a Ruddy Complexion.
In the eiaye of the Puritans the
docks were not unknown aa a penalty
for looking too healthy. Ruddiness
of eomplexion was a crime when a
gaunt vieage was regarded as an out-
ward sign of sanctity.
Dr. tehard, writing in the early
eighteenth century, remarks: "Then
it was they would searcely let a round
fiteeet man go to heaven. If be had
but a little blood in his cheeks his
eondition was accounted dangerous,
and I will assure you a very honest.
Man of sanguiue complexion, if he
chanced to come nigh an official
zealot's hiedae, might. be set iii the
etoeke only for booking Steel' on it
frosty morning." -From the London
Chrpniele.
.4-----
ikbCiz
quickly Moon coedits. curve Colds, heals
lb n rescue sled woo. • a a 23 cents.
.*
APPENDICITIS.
(New 'York World.)
Tipton Sinclair, discussing the fasting
tun; that he has done Si, much to aa.
"ne, taid in New York :
esting haa berome as popular as
apeendlcitis, 3 bone, though, It won't
fall Into the same disrepute.
" It's currently believed, you know,
that a leading surgeon said to his *wife
on.: day :
"1 onerated on Mee Gobee, (Wile for
annendicitie last night.'
"'Goodness' said the lady. 'I won -
du who'll have It next ?
'1 doh% know,' the surgeon attewer-
td abSentlY " 1 haven't deckled yet."
Minartre Liniment for sale every.
where
BRILLIANT METEOR SEEN AT SEA
d.l'emitrhable meteor ef great brit-
lianee was :seen by those on board
the British steamship Princes Mary,.
Well arrived yesterday morning
ftosti Glaree,otte on her way to Bei!.
ish Colambia, when that vesed was
paitsing through the Strait of Magel-
lan.
(Inc everting when the sky was estv.
erect lents a man if etrateee Welting
elouds of is peeuliar grey toter the
(sea was lit up by it elear white light,
as though rin irennatee ure liftel beset
switched on. For lite eptiee of thirty
seeefeds it wee as bright :is dm. mid
.objecte alemt 114 (leek e m141 be plata.
• ly teen.---Froes the San Vreneisco
Cl*Oflf ole,•
FOR
PINK EYES
e
41KVEINIZASES
Darts the pick and sots an apreveatitive for tellers, Liqede ;elite. on
the tongue. seep for brood mare* and alt others. Bost kidney retwellt
159 Clini4 a bottle; 10,00 the doests. Sold by all druesisen aad bents
Itimses. pintrtbutore--ALIe WHO4ES11.14 DAUGGIn'a,
;WORN ASIMICAZ CO., Clunplets. Coshes, laule 5.4.
vvva.vrevevvieleaave.
EDDY'S "SILENT" MATCHES
ARE THE MOST MODERN AND PERFECT
A SURE LIGHT, THE KM STRIKE
They Alike no noise or eputtee..-g, etsaek steady Acne, Tee new;
for the emoker, the officer and the hones.
All good dealers keep theta and Eddre Woodenware, Isterreware,
Tubs, Palle and Witeltbos,rds.
1 .--virr7 .i.arra, -4-v,ii•lis.a"veree, St
The E It EDDY Co., Limited,
HULL, CANADA
PLEASE REMEMBER,
That salt shoulki be seep; in a dry
place.
That 'melted butter will not make
good. ealte.
That veal should lse white, dry and
elose grained,
That the colder eggs are the quicker
they will froth,
That nntrnegs shottld be grated at the
blossom end firat.
That the best poultry has firm flesh,
yellow skin and legs.
That to make good pastry the ingred-
ients must be very cold.
Mlnard's Liniment Cures Dandruff,
ONE ON TOMMY.
A reeruitinD Sergeant one day Met an
ignorant country youth idling with Itie
heats in hie pockets and standing be-
fore it house on the front of which was
a notice Informing the public that the
building woe to be sold. The notice ran
thus: "To be Sold by Private Treaty."
The sergeant appvoached the youth
and asked him if he had ever thought of
joining the army,
"Not me," was the -.reply. "You'd
had nothing in the army worth talking
about."
"Is that so," said the other. "Well,
how is it then Private Treaty has a
house for sale, and him only a private
.yet?"
The youth looked thoughtful and
puzzled, and presently, over a pint of
ale, the poselbility of owning a house
by joining the army grew into a cer-
tainty, and the_shilling changed hands.
-Tit-Bits,
PILES CURED at HOME by
New Absorption Method
If you suffer from bleeding, itching,
blind Or protruding Piles, send me your
address, and I will tell you how to cure
yourself at home by the new absorption
treatment, and will also send some of
this home treatment free for trial, with
refererees from your Own tocality, if re-
quested. Immediate relief and perman-
ent cure assured. Send no money, but
Id ll °nays of this offer. Write to -day
to -Mrs. 1.11. Summers, 13ox P. 8, Windsor,
Ont.
TREED LION TIED BY HUNTER.
Becauee he had forgotten his '.einuto
ers," C. E. Ordish, Montana lion hunter,
had to walk back five miles after them
through the snow to Libby, Mont., yes-
terday before he could climb a tree, rope
and capture a lion which his dogs had
tracked,
Leaving his doge, he walked five miles
to Libby and returned with A. (e. Beager,
Fred Beekman and Dr. A,ultl. Mr. Ord:sh
elimbed the tree, roped the lion, tied its
Idge together and dropped the end of the
rope to the ground. It was brought to
earth, where a collar and` chain were put
around Its neck and the trio 'started for
the sleigh, one of the men holding the
animal by the chain :and collar, another
by the hind feet ana the third man held
the rope around the body. A cage was
made when they reached Libby. Mr.
Ordish has Captured sixteen lions alive
thus far.--tSpokane correepottdence of
Portland Oregonian.
' 4
CURED IN ONE IVIONTII
If every WOMilli, who has Kidney or
Bladder trouble,
could go to Davisville,
Ont., and talk to Mrs. A. Shnpson, they
would do just as she did, take Gin Pills
and euro thenaselves. "For 14 or 15
year 1 had Eidney or Bladder trouble,
suffering at tintee intense pain. I doc-
tored continually, but nothing gave Inc
permaneht relief, until I was persuad-
ed to try Gin Pills,
"Within a couple of days I received
great relief, and after taking one box
was completely cured. Mrs. A. Simpson
Write National Drug & Chemical Co.
(Dent. 11. L.), Toronto, for free sample.
50 cents a hon. 6 boxes for 32.50. At all
dealers.
• • •
WHY?
A. little boy drove his family nearly
crazy asking quesaions. One day, after
lie hail asked his mother several million
questions, she said to hittlr "Jintilly, for
pity's sake, atop asking questions. You
(Wive me frantic!, Don't you know that
euriosity killed a eat?" `Jimmy was
crushed, and for a long time was silent.
At last he went to lus mother and ask -
"Ira,. what did the rat want te
knee, (.?'
••••••••••••+..*•..../.4.0....••••/.11
JSO.
THE BEST MEDICINE
far CoucHs CoLans
DONele WAIT,
(Pittehtirg (lazette.)
'Do not wait for appendieitie befere
having your apendix removed," advises
ft Chicago sin -goon. Even in the meantb
business it is neeeesary oeranionally to
drum up trade.
•Minardit Liniment Relieves Neuralgia
41)..ip...L.*
THE CLEAN PAPER BEST.
(t'hristitin Selentee• cniter.)
Tim merehtints aatt in -afford to Ignore
the ratite of Cii11111 journalism, both front
newft and advertieing value Wand -
.int. Aceurney in Loth departments of
iViAilieo=sfVMgge.rllgg7!
or rfe where nnetahea are N9:15', and
%.110171 dettin....Tre .cfintt is in eni.:11
dematat
46 A.M.A....I
Minard's Liniment Cures burns, •Etc.
sees.,
lice love of laevey tuty be the root
of all evil. hut ri., lore of haeelrall
duces the meter.
ISSUE NO. 15, 1911
KELP WANTED.
••••Isay.,•WoWie•INAMIW..I../.
WISES 1YAIITED--.YO4JNG WOMEN
.I.1 to enter the Training School for
Nurses; three years' course; excellent
practical course and till corps of lee -
Divers. Application and information
blanks sent on request la Mary L.
Superintendent Frederick City Roseate,
Frederick, Md,
AGENTS wArcreo.
thWAINowtonewtnete ,nowei.roanowsri
CANVABSEIRS WANTED. WEEKLY
salary paid. Alfred Tyler, 356 Clar-
ence street, London, Ont.
A GENTS WANTED -EXPERIENCED
agent a only, for two new popular
!Mee: good salary arld commission, An -
ply 'British Canadian Industrial Com-
pany, Landed, Albert street, Ottawa.
F YOU ARE LOOKING FOR TWO
beet PREMIUM proposition In Can-
ada, one that appeals to everyone, apply
to Sellery. Advertising Dept,, 228 Albert
street, Ottawa.
T IVE MAN OR WOMAN WANTED
LA for work at line paying 62.00 or 3300
ver day, with opportunity to advance.
Spare time can be used. Work not diffi-
cult and requires no experience. Win-
eton. Limited. Spadlna avenue, Toronto.
•M
OSES OIL, Quarter and Dollar Stops
nein and soreness anywhere. Drug-
gists everywhere, R. McKay & Co.,
Hamilton.
Every Woman
to interested and should know
about the wonderful
fdARVEL Whirling Spray
Tiro now Vagin21 Syringe. Ileac
—Most convenient. It clearisea
Instantly. A30 you'
druggitt
Ube cannot supply tba
MARVEL accept no other,
but send stamp for illustrated
book -sealed. it /eV°, lull partic-
ulars and directions invaluable to ladies,
WINDSOR SUPPLY CO.,
Windsor, Ont. General Agents for Cana
FREETOBM
and GIRLS
We will give you a flanclacans
Watch or Fountain Feu or 0!..ed
Cash, Whichever you wl,h for
selling 44,00 worth of
our vpieurIld Post
Card.). They aro easy
to nail—everyone ask.
for moreof them. flent
us your name and ad -
dreg, and sae will send
you the cards prepaid
—401 then' and sena
us our nioney rand ve•
will send you your
present. or you nosy
keep OA and acrid us
talance.whichereryou
prefer. Write today—
Wo give an additional
present 17 7313 minim
cards within 10 days,
Overland Merchandise Co., Beet.,33 Toronto
A RULE OF THREE.
To govern :• Temper, tongue, conduct.
To love : Courage, gentleness, affection.
To detest : Cruelty, arrogance, ingrati-
tude
To delight in : Frankness, freedom,
beauty,
To wish for : Health, friends, cheerful
spirits,
To avoid as it pest; Idleness, loquaeitY,
Li:nuance.
To fight for : Honor, home, liberty.
To ponder : Lite, death, eternity.
TEYNNE EYE REIM
• For Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and
GRANULATED/ EYELIDS.
MtuineDoesn't Smart-SoothesEyePain
Insegble Sell Marble Eya Remecly, Lima 25e, 50e, 31.00
Murino E:- Salve, In Aseptic -Tubes, 25e. $1.00
EYE.IIOGICS AND ADVICE FP.Ekl IlY MAIL
MurineEyeRemedyCo.,Chicago
•••••••••••••
AN EARACHE REMEDY.
Onions are an old-fashioned but useful
remedy for relieving earache where it is
merely otalgia, prweeding probably from
cold. Get it npanise or iarge common
onion, put in the oven, or cut in half and
roest (holding on a toasting fork) before
the fire. When quite hot plate oti the
ear, covered over (both sidcs) with thin
flannel Or linen. Continue te apply, put-
ting the °Mom on as hot as they can be
borne, till the pin bit relieved or gone.
As hot onions win tend to melt' the wax
in the ear it should be sten afterward
whether the ear is quite elea.r; if not,
syringe very gently with lukewarm, wat-
er. A little lint or cotton wool may be
placed in the ear after the onions are
removed, to avoid fresh cold being taken.
--Family Doctor.
• •
• A GOOD CORN SHELLER.
Roots out any kind of a corn, hard,
soft or bleeding; cures it without pain,
acts atnight while you sleep -Re name
Is Putnam's Painless Corn Extractor,
the only painless remedy that ate in
twenty-four hours. Putnam's Painless
Corn dud Wart Extmetor is euro and
safe, price 25 cents.
SWEET fFbtng
etLLe.)0WSH I P.
Exc
rtiggss-You should join Oar club, old
man ,11 billy for the good -fellowship of
the thing.
Miggs-1 Intend to, Brown. One of your
weathers took my name only last week.
itasn't be said anything about It ?
Diegs-No ; we don't speak to erten
ether
ONLY ON/3 "Iot.Olseo QUININE"
That ls LAXATIVA 1.3110M0
Look for the signature of 11. W. GROVEL
tieed the World over to Cure a Cold in
Or.e DaY, 25e.
4*
WHY SHE THOUGHT SO.
(Washington Star.)
"Wes. your Itusband a boar In Wall
SIT et!. 2"
"I think so," replied yetifig Mrs, Tor-
kihe "lie tettainly acted like one
itt nil lie got heine."
-ere -
iiaoks Cure
quiekiiatop..cough% cures colds, healS
III* throat *rid butte, • • • 28 nett&
y
THI---4viurla.4.44—.Nep
VIM New Woman -Ina very itunertent
act an the cooks Interested in the este,
MOVeMeltt.
ftetellel New 'Woman -Wily se
Ilret New Woniawellteattee every tack
eentrole two vutes-licr own and nett vit
i.er
le+‘
tb-