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entire world has used,
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which to express yourself. In
a story or a poem, you Pa
make the theme as •blantant
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student to decipher whajt
they think you really mean.
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have a point and discuss ft
clearly and, 'concisely, and
there isn't any way you can
ignore that fact!
-Being a typically busy
Grade 13 student, I didn't
have much extra ' time to
work on this essay and I
decided to research a topie
and write down what I found
out. I found out that you can't
write an intelligent essay
about basset hounds:
Next, I tried to write a
humorous essay, reasoning
that funny was the opposite
of serious and that I couldn't
be lousy at both. I began
writing about the trials and
tribulations of being a stu-
dent council .member but I
abandoned that idea When I
discovered - that neither
migraines nor Ulcers are
funny and that there is no
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It Was. sUndOWn, in 'WO
City. Marshall Lorne Order
straightened his IV -We bat,
as be sashayed down the long
dusty road to the saloon. He
had Spurs that ,jingled and
jangled as he walked; -He
pushed open the doors of the
saloon and walkedin.-Inside,
he was met by FifiLafie, a
bar rooin 'Madame ” With a
heart of gold She greeted
likehinisomwar. :miryeY4"'s‘iWe9asigkiler.
"No,” answered Lorne,
"I'll have creamed Wheat."
"Enough," she cried,
"choo Myst leave zee town
NOW! Big Bad Big, the arch
villain who eez a ruthless
ansiOt
ere was a loud
no- eii41176' street. Lorne
. Ord�i kflew fate was
gainst him. He
walked outaide, turned, and
• Saidln:t!FifCin a nonchalant
voice, "Come to -my
funeral" T: •
In 'Odle of Main
Street t :ig Bad Big. He
waa•R id had. "Come out
here an fight, you anapestic
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against Goderieb alliseason,
At half-time football 1*r
struck. Kevin weletailteyo
an excellent color e911"0_ 99**
tory at the game. Vamp,
bell, Mr. Lane, Mr. Hunter
and Mr. jali had a race
against 4hore tidden by
Sandra Thompson and Kim
Dodds. The teachers won,
but only because the horses
were slowed down! • ,
At 3/4 time the sciire WO
to 2 and at that point itigne
anybody's game, ' The
coaching staff and players
would like tO thank the fans
for their support on thfierld,...
I think the way the014.17ea
was an indieation ofthepoSi4
tive effect fan support ean
have on a team.
JeffHunter
: a fable
coming after
tere jolting,"
fl a distressed
gee truth, but
Shirley! Fifi
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November 22, 1980. Contest rules are
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protagonist," Bad yelled, as
he drew grammar books out
of his holsters and rifled the
pages of the books.
"I know all about your
character, because of what
you say and do, and what
others say about you, "Lorne
spoke bravely.
"Comma splice, wrong
verb tense!" shouted Bad.
Lorne stumbled. "Misused
words, sentences that can't
be analyzed," he retliated.
• Then, with an element of
surprise, Bad fired the
dreaded S11 "The sentence
has faulty parallelism," he
shouted. "Foreshadowing is
a hint of the future; puns are
a play on words". he added
for special effect.
Lorne was wounded badly. •
He staggered to his knees.
His sentences were ambi
guous„ and he used words in
a. cruderway. Sudden* rift
came to his: rescue. . She
thrust a big shiny Webster 45
•in his hands. As Lorne
flipped pages and regained
his strength, Fitri fended off
Bad with punctuation.
Lorne stood up, "Antidis-
establishmentarianism," he
spelled! Bad winced. Lorne
saw his chance and pushed in
for the kill. "Allegbry, plot,
theme, setting, dialogue," he
cried. Bad dropped to the
ground. "You are a turkey,"
Lorne Order chortled, using
a metaphor.
The conclusion was near,
but Bad made one last at-
tempt for a surprise ending.
"Symbols lead to underlying
meaning," he moaned.
"Your quest to defeat me
is over; you'll get your
nemesis. Our good man ver-
sus bad man conflict is
over," Lorne added to finish
Bad off.
Then because he saw that
Bad was suffering, Lorne
said, "Barometer Rising,
Lost Horizon" When Bad
heard these words, he im-
mediately became se bored
that he fell asleep.
I3ut before he went to that
great hitching post in the
sky, he whispered, "Thank
you for giving me this con-
flict because through it, I
discovered the plot and
theme, and this in turn, en-,
riched my awareness of the
world."
Then he died.
Lorne took one last look at
Big Bad Big, and •then he
brushed off 'his dictionary
and went back to the saloon
with Fifi.
THE END
Moral: Sticks and stones
may break your bones, but
English will kill you.
Ni ma Patel I IF
English 351
TH-E FOOD DUDES
WINGHAM -- The girls
met at the home of Mrs.
Jacklin on October 20.
Discussion centred around
micrewave ovens, the ad-
vantages and disadvantages
and ways of cooking in them.
They also talked about
toaster and broiler ovens and
the efficient use of electric
ranges.
The girls enjoyed delicious
bitty pizzas, crispy chicken
wings and saucy franks.
They were prepared by Mrs.
Jacklin and Mrs. Wattam.
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for those of uswheare
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—but also to several ether
sehopis in lame: and Grey'
emmties. There are events
setup ite Which allof its Are
skating,
Mit weekend retreats. Not
Only are these events fun,
they're ,also- an excellent
Opportunity for us to meet
other people our own age.
Mr. Stuckey, Our staff Id-
visOr, hopes to meet with our
steering, committee, Aileen
Underwood, Mike . fey,
-Mike Weber, and all other in-
terested people to have Bible
study and, thus, provide our
club with a solid, Christian
foundation.
Anyone at all interested in
joining is free and welcome
to do so. So, don't be shy,
give ISCF a try!
Alice Vander Klippe
•••
WOSSA crois-c
• On Friday, Oct. 24, the
Madill cross country team
once again travelled to Lon-
don. This week it was for the
WOSSA (Western Ontario
Secondary School Asso-
ciation) competition. •This
meet involved schools from
Oxford Elgn, Sarnia,
Lambton, Huron and Perth
counties. Members of the
senior girls and midget, jun-
ior, and seniors boys teams
from Madill were eligible.
Runners ran a mud -packed
course under suimy skies
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The first race was theniid-
Irei 0,9° fn;M:1NeP-
steeg came vet*: t
able 2ist, follOwed b lin
Leedham in 26th Spot. Tim
Ward and Andrew Walsh
were the other two runners
in the boys' placings giving
them a 12th place team
finish.
The meet's next race was
the senior girls'. It was over
4000 m. Anita Reinink led the
team in, placing 7th place
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makes one Oink of
tilt, euphoria et youth. But
nptingsny and- gladness
shouldnot be m04100400
to tbe,,,,Ioung..Why can't
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tional high? Understand,
ably,:Tde's hattd times can
boganyone dm* but tete on
the bright aide is tnearae Up
a winner. • '
44,11yesIliriti-or lose: Passz
feefail. Society has come toe.
door where i competition is
the, ...passWord..--!With2-- a*
exams Ithtening; -dark ' and
ominous in .the - too -near
future;, this is all the more
obvious: AsTouget 'weighed
down tin the upcoming weeks
with those horrors Called
exams, optiznisin can preA
valli
Think of the future. There'
must be some time in your
life ahead when you will not
have to ' Worry about.
examinations. Think of that
bright,: beautiful future.
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viewpoint
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verbatim,
was, It's aterrifover 1,000 peop -
andget contactwi
poorest ;ano-
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20th sPot, Jean PiekSion hi • -lif,Ymr
followed by inne Simpson in during,
23rd place and Kay 'Ac
stip, attispot. -This' put the inake
it
ruiltInieenk.r tef;ir:ornalm mialfhgssoinglienonly always want
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nita th0!!dM
senior girls in an 'eighth; tha'.eb
gible for the all Ontario -
finaLs next Saturday. that whileit's''
for two peopl
The sr
boys' race was it's almosttoO
next. Paul Pickard came in 011ei:4-TVI k.11
66th, Mark McDouga11,13rd, wheels, �n thc
John Knechtel, 89th and/ bookmobile
MarkWeber. automobile t
books *tack an
The last race involved the
semnryexe„whees0
halisting 700 ebtute;
coinpetition was tough iflthis
division. Toni White was our
first runner in, placing 30th
overall.
He was followed by Kerry
Ribling and Karl Morrison.
Ed Davidson, the other
runner on this team, suffered
a sprained anlde near the be-
ginning of the race and was
unable to finish.
REVIEW:
• The greatest show on earth
The follwing sentences re-
view one of the most fascin-
ating concerts ever, beheld
by man. It is and was the
subject of some of the most
beautiful, winsome, literary
achievements ever created.
It, itself, has conceived ab-
solutelybriThant works of art
that, no matter how many
attempt plagiarism, have
only one author. The style is
unique and correct.
Grammar and punctuation
are not always comet but
the mistakes enhance rather
than detract from the
essence.
Unity, coherence and em-
phasis are based entirely on
the critic's own interpreta-
tion, since this work has no
set standard to which it can
be compared. This event
cannot help but be unified
and coherent, both in hap
pening and being. "Em-
phatic" exemplifies exactly
the mood that is created. One
cannot help but become in-
volved; you see it and are
absorbed. You are cold, yet
warmed by a vision lashing
out scarlet, gold, orange. A
mirage that can in turn seem
gaudy and flamboyant, but
• in a moment of thoughtful-
ness as harmonious and
peaceful.
This concert does not re-
quire a background of cul-
ture and history. Nor does it
require a contribution from
your pocketbook. It does re-
quire, though, time, appre-
ciation, and above all objec-
tivity needed to take some-
thing as it is and not com-
pare it to poor' imitations.
Time is limited. You onlY
have your lifetime to view
this masterpiece. R comes
once every year, and in this
case once is definitely .not
enough. the more you see,
the greater your appre-
ciation. This masterpiece is
Fall and the author is God,
co-authored by nature.
• B. Passchier
Student interview
Question: "What do you
think would be a good ques-
tion to use for a student in-
terview?"
Shelley Letteau 13A: "I
feel that an extremely in- •
teresting, sophisticated and
worthwhile, not to mention
captivating, enthralling and
devious question for a stu-
dent interview of top priority
would naturally be, "What
would be a good question to
have for a student inter-
view? Thank you."
Teresa Sehiestel 12H:
"What do you like best about
school? -
Kathy McGlynn 12E:
"Whom do you consider to be
one of the better teachers in
the school?"
Kite Dodds 12C: "What
would you do if you won a
million dollars?"
Laurie Gibson 13A: "Ho*
do you think school spirit
could be improved?"
Nancy Haldenby I2C &
Lois Hanna 12C: "How can
Monday morning assemblies
be livened -up?"
Sherry Schiestel 9: "How
can the school dances be im-
proved?"
Anonymous: "How is your
love life?"
Melody Ireland 9: "Why
are grade 13's such snobs"
Lois Pennington 11F:
"Why do grade nines act so
big when they are so small?"
Angie Letteau 9E: "Who is
the principal?"
Diane Dennis 13A: a) If
you could do something
about the situation in Iran,
what would you do" b) "If
you could do one thing to im-
prove the world, what would
youllo?"
Jo McCormick
rwl Diane Dennis
torantiii
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PO*. But there is not
inuch shoplifting done any-
way. Ialways sense it when
all is not well — except for
the professional shoplifters.
But other than that, this is a
goocl job:I like it.
Henrietta Oldengarin
The polishing action of
tires on snow and ice make'
intersections particularly
hazardous, the Ontario,
Safety League warns
drivers. Slow down before
the intersection so you don't
slide into cross traffic.
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