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Mon March 12
AFTERNOON
12:00 News 7, 6, 7D, 4D, 5D
Barbara McLeod
Show 5
Terrytunes 8
The Flintstones 13
Leave It To Beaver 3
Charlie Brown 10
Batman 57
12:25 Agri -News 13
12:30 Ryan's Hope 7, 57
Tattletales 13
Happy Days 5
Super Pay Cards 11
The Young and
Restless 7D, 4D
News 8, 3, 10
1:00 All My Children 7, 5,
8, 3, 10
Let's Make a Deal 6
Citylights 57
Don Harron Show 13
Days of Our Lives 5D,
11
1:30 As the World Turns
7D, 4D, 6
One. Day at a Time 57
2:00 Another World 5D, 13
Laverne and Shirley
57
Take 30 5, 8, 3, 10
One Life to Live 11, 7
2:30 Coronation Street.5
° Wok With Yan 8, 10
Pitfall 6
Good Company 3
City Life 57 '
3•:00 Soapbox 11
Guiding Light 7D, 4D,
6
Quincy 57
20 Minute Workout 10
Do It For Yourself 3
Three's Company 8
Images of Ireland 5
More Real People 5D
General Hospital 7; 13
3:30 Wok With Yan 3
Coming Attractions 10
. ..Goads.
Jeffersons 8
4:00 Battle of the Planets 6
.Jeffersons 5D
Happy Days 7
Eight is Enough 7D,
4D
I Love Lucy 10
Love Connection 13
Beverly Hillbillies 8, 3
Do It For Yourself 5
20 Minute Workout 57
The Young and the
Restless 11
4:.30 WKRP
Jeffersons 10, 3
Just Down the Street
5
Laugh In 13
Scooby Doo 6
Toronto Rocks 57
All in the Family 5D
One Day at a Time 8
5:00 Little House on the
Prairie 11
Family Feud 7D, 4D
Barney Miller 5D
Three's Company 3
Charlie's Angels 6
Wheel of Fortune 13
Coming Attractions 5
Jeffersons 7
The Price Is Right 5`7,
8, 10
5:30 News 3, 7D, 4D, 5D
Three's Company 5
WKRP 13
Newscope 7
EVENING
6:00 News`7, 11, 8, 5, 6, 13,
I 10
•
T. J. Hooker 3
Citypulse 57
6:30 News 7, 7D, 4D, 5D
7:00 Entertainment
Tonight 11
Love Connection 7D,
4D
Joker's Wild 5D
One Day at a Time 10
MASH 57
Wheel of Fortune 7
Fraser's. Edge 5
Family Feud 13
FAME 8
Trapper John M.D. 3
That's Life 6
7:30 Thrill of a Lifetime 13
. MASH 57
More Real People 6
Look out World .. .
Here We Come 5
Family Feud 3
Three's Company 10
Wheel of Fortune 5D
PM Magazine Detroit
7D, 4D
Oceans Alive 11
8:00 Too Close for Comfort
8, 5, 3, 10
Scarecrow and Mrs.
King 7D, 4D
NHL (Winnipeg at
Toronto) 11
The Fast and the
Furious 57
Benson 13
Automan 7
TV Bloopers and
Practical Jokes 5D, 6
8:30 Snow Job 13
Hangin' In 8, 5, 3, 10
9:00 Buffalo Bill 10, 8, •3
Newhart 5
Aftermash 7D, 4D
Movies `(Manhattan"
5D, 13; "My Life as a
Man" 57; "TBA" 7,
5D
9:30 Me & My Girl 6
Newhart 7D, 4D, 5, 8,
'3, 10
10:00 Emerald Point N.A.S,
7D, 4D, 6
National 8, 5, 3, 10
10:20 Journal 8, 5, 3, 10
11:00 News 11, 8, 5, 3, 10,
7D, 4D, 5D, 6, 7, 13
Citypulse Tonight 57
11:05 Newsfinal 5
11:20 The Ontario Report 13
11:30 Nightline 7
Cuckoo's Waltz 10
Entertainment
Tonight 3
Movie "Rio Lobo" 8
Barney Miller 5
Tonight Show 5D
Taxi 7D, 4D
Sportsline 6
Family Brown 11
12:00 Kojak 10
Movies "They Died
With Their Boots On"
5; "The Manipulator"
3; "Navajo Joe" 57 .
Vegas 13
Mery Griffin 7
Hawaii Five -O 11
World Vision 6
Soap 7D, 4D
12:30 Entertainment
Tonight 5D
Rockford Files 7D, 4D
Barney Miller 5
1:00 Eye on Hollywood 7
The Twilight Zone 13
Chico and the Man 6 .
Hawaii Five -O 11
Thicke of the Night
-� -5D
1:30 Here's Lucy 13
Saturday Night 7D,
4D
News 7
2:00 Night Watch 7D, 4D,
13
Highlights 5
Twilight Zone 3
Dick Van Dyke 11
2:30 Get Smart 11
Millionaire 3
Movie "TBA" 5D
3:00 December Bride 3
3:30 Our Miss Brooks 3
4:00 Movie "One Night of
Love" 3
4:30 Lone Ranger 5D
Tues., March 13
AFTERNOON
12:00. Alvin and the Chip-
munks
10
Terrytunes 8
Batman 57
Barbara McLeod
Show 5
Leave It to Beaver 3
Flintstones 13
News 6, 7, 7D, 4D, 5D
12:25 Agri -News 13
12:30 Ryan's Hope 7, 57
The Young and
Restless 7D, 4D
All in the Family 5
Super Pay Cards 11
News 10,3,8
Tattletales 13
1:00 All My Children 7, 8,
5,3,10
Don Harron Show 13
Citylights 57
Let's Make a Deal 6
Days of Our Lives 11,
5D
1:30 One Day at a Time 57
As the World Turns 6,
7D,4D
2:00 Take 30 3, 8, 5, 10
Another World 13, 5p
One Life to Live 7, 11
Laverne and Shirley
57
2:30 Coronation Street 5
Wok With Yan 8, 10
City Life 57
Capitol 7D, 4D
Good Company 3
Pitfall 6 '
3:00 The Guiding Light 6,
7D,4D
Do It for Yourself 3
20 Minute Workout 10
More Real People 5D
Tales of the Klondike
5
Three's Company 8
Soapbox 11
Quincy 57
General Hospital"7, 13
3:30 Happy Days 10
Good Times 5D
Jefferson: 8
Wok with Yan 3
4:00 Battle of the Planets 6
Do It For Yourself 5
Beverly Hillbillies 3, 8
T Love Lucy 10
-Eight is Enough 7D,
4D
Jefferson 5D
Love Connection 13
20 Minute. Workout 57
Happy Days 7
The Young and the
Restless 11
4:30 Toronto. Rocks 57
All in the Family 5D
One Day at a Time 8
WKRP 7
Laugh In 13
Scooby Doo 6
Jeffersons 10, 3
The Edison Twins 5
5:00 Little House on the
Prairie 11
Family Feud 7D, 4D
Barney Miller 5D
The Price Is Right 8,
10, 57
Wheel of Fortune 13
Happy Days 5
Jeffersons 7
Three's Company 3
Charlie's Angels 6
5:30 WKRP 13
Newscope 7
Three's Company 5
News 3, 7D, 4D, 5D
EVENING
6:00 News 6, 8, 7, 13, 11, 10,
5
Family Ties 3
Citypulse 57
6:30 Webster 3
News.7, 7D, 4D, 5D
7:00 Wheel of Fortune 7
Fame 3
Love Connection 7D,
4D
Joker's Wild 5D
One Day at a Time 10
Movies on Channel 6
THURSDAY, 12:30 -"THE SECRET LIFE OF WALTER
MITTY". Story of a -man who lived m two worlds - the real
one and his own fantasy world. Starring Danny Kaye, Vii
ginia Mayo, Ann Rutherford.
FRIDAY, 12:30 -"PLAZA SUITE". Walter Matthau plays
three comic roles in this Neil Simon hit. At different times
Suite 719 is occupied by an executive who checks in with his
wife to commemorate their anniversary, a successful pro-
ducer who has arranged an afternoon tryst with an old
flame and a harried father who must coax his daughter out
of the bathroom to attend her own wedding. Starring Mau-
reen Stapleton, Barbara Harris, and Lee Grant.
SATURDAY MIDNIGHT -"HEC RAMSEY: ONLY BIRDS
AND FOOLS". A lawman's investigation into the murder
of a newly arrived visitor to town leads to two early avia-
tors who want to allow men to 'fly like birds.' Starring
Richard Boone, Rick Lenz, Robert Foxworth, Harry Mor-
gan.
SATURDAY, 2:00 -"WOMAN CHASES MAN". A beautiful
young architect will try anything to win an impressive job
assignment as well as the millionaire boss. Starring Joel
McCrea, Miriam Hopkins, Ella Logan. _
SUNDAY MIDNIGHT -"UP IN ARMS". Danny Kaye stars
as a soldier aboard a transport who must keep his colonel
from learning he has smuggled his girl aboard the ship.
Dinah Shore co-stars.
WEDNESDAY, 12:30-"McCLOUD: COWBOY IN PARA-
DISE". A nightclub singer tries to frame Chief Clifford for
murder. Don Ho guest -stars along with Louise Lasser who'
portrays a vacationing New York policewoman who re-
luctantly aids McCloud (Dennis Weaver) in solving the
mystery.
Movies on Channel 11
MASH 57
Entertainment
Tonight 11
That's Life 6
Remington Steele 5
T. J. Hooker 8
Family Feud 13
7:30 Movie "An Unmar-
ried Woman" 57
New Wilderness 13
More Real People 6
Three's Company 10
Wheel of Fortune 5D
PM Magazine Detroit
7D, 4D
Family Feud 7
Smith & Smith 11
8:00 The A Team 5D, 11
Never the Twain 6
TBA 7D, 4D
The Fifth Estate 8, 3,
10, 5
Riptide 13
Foul-ups, Bleeps and
Blunders 7
8:30 That's My Boy 6
9:00 Movies "TBA" 7D, 4D
Matt Houston 13
Love Boat 6
Riptide 5D
Three's Company 5, 8,
3, 10, 7
9:30 Oh Madeline 5, 8, 3,
10. 7
At wit's end
by Erma Bomback
(•opYwrlght Ipip.
1'Ield Enterprise*. Inc,
It's getting tougher and
tougher to sort clothes these
days and figure out what be-
longs to 'whom. First, it was
women who started wearing
men's shirts .... just to paint
in. Then men started to wear
women's jackets with push -
THURSDAY MIDNIGHT -"DEATH MOON". Stars Robert
Foxworth, Joe Penny. A man is plagued by the recurring
nightmare of a man -wolf face and decides to go to Hawaii
to relax, but the dream and the image still appear.
FRIDAY, 9:00 P.M. -"BORDERLINE". Stars Charles Bron-
son, Bruno Kirby. A.drama which examines the plight of
illegal Mexican aliens and the problems encountered by
the U.S. Border • Patrol in their efforts to assist these people
and protect them from their exploiters.
FRIDAY MIDNIGHT -"CLASS OF '63". Stars James Bro-
lin, Joan Hackett. Woman discovers the love she'd been
seeking since graduation 10 years befor+@ at a college re-
union.
SATURDAY MIDNIGHT -"LOVE STORY". Stars Ryan O'-
Neal, Ali MacGraw. Shortly after his wife's death a young
" man reminisces about their first meeting, courtship and
their hard but happy years getting him through law school.
Just when things are improving they learn she has a fatal
disease.
SATURDAY, 2:00 -"CRY OF THE INNOCENT". Starring
Rod Taylor, Joanna Pettet. This suspense filled thriller,
based on a story by Rederick Forsyth, is about a former
Green Beret commando who tracks down the industrial
saboteurs responsible for the death of his family.
Movies on Channel 13
THURSDAY MIDNIGHT -"IN THE MATTER OF KAREN
ANNE QUINLAN". Starring Brian Keith; Piper Laurie.
The drama based on the controversial case of a young New
Jersey woman who is being kept alive by machines after
suffering brain damage, that has left her clinically dead.
FRIDAY MIDNIGHT -"THE LAST REUNION". Starring
Cameron Mitchell, Leo Fong. A Japanese man whose
father was killed and his mother raped by a guerrilla gang
of GI's during World War II in the Philippines, brings the
five men back to the scene of their crime.
FRIDAY, 2:00 -"SKYWAY TO DEATH". Ross Martin, Stef-
anie Powers. An aerial tramway goes awry hundreds of
feet above jagged mountains, while a rescue party fights
inclement weather to save the passengers.
SATURDAY MIDNIGHT -"BUD & LOU". Starring Harvey
Korman, Buddy Hackett. The portrayal of the famous
comedy team of "Abbot and Costello", which deals in part
with the behind -the -scenes feuding between the two com-
edians.
SATURDAY, 2:00 -"THAT CERTAIN SUMMER". Starring
Hal Holbrook, Hope Lange. Fourteen -year-old boy goes to
San Francisco to visit his divorced father, as he has for the
past three years. His world is shattered when he acciden-
tally discovers that his father is homosexual.
TUESDAY MIDNIGHT -"THE PRIVATE LIFE OF HEN-
RY VIII". Starring Charles Laughton, Merle Oberon. The
life and loves of infamous English king ... historical pag-
eant, costume.
WEDNESDAY MIDNIGHT -"THE CRACKER FAC-
TORY". Starring Natalie Wood, Perry King. A beautiful
young woman who has been a daughter, wife, Mother, and
lover, has never taken the time, to grow up. She finds her
world corning apart at -the seams and enters a'hospital for
-the mentally i11.
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10:00 Remington Steele 5D
An Evening at the Im-
prov 6
Citypulse Tonight 57
National 5, 8, 3, 10
The Dean Martin
Celebrity Roast with
Mr. T. 11
Hart to Hart 7, 13
10:20 Journal 5, 8, 3, 10
11:00 News 6, 10,8,3,5,7,
5D; 7D, 4D, 13, 11
Movie
"Skullduggery" 57
11:05 Newsfinal 5
11:20 Ontario Report 13
11:30 You're Only Young
Twice 10
Entertainment
Tonight 3
Family Brown 11
Movie "The April
Fools" 8
Tonight Show 5D
Barney Miller 5
Nightline 7
Taxi 7D, 4D
Sportsline 6
12:00 Kojak 10
Movies "The Roaring
Twenties" 5; "Carry
on in the Legion" 3;
"The Private Life of
Henry VIII" 13
Soap 7D, 4D
Mery Griffin 7
World Vision 6
International Chris-
tian Aid 11
12:30 Entertainment
Tonight 5D
Rockford Files 7D, 4D
r
140 JfawaU:L' tfe-Q 1i
Eye an ItollYvirne4 7
Chico anis the Man 6
Tbicke of the Night
1:30 Saturday Night ?i7,
4D
News 7
2:00 Nightwa> ,c11713; 4D, 13
• Highlights 5
Twilight Zone 3
Dick Van Dyke 11
2:30 Millionaire 3 .
Get Smart 11
Movie "TBA" 5D.
3:00 December Bride 3
3:30 Our Miss Brooks 3
4:00 Movie "Zotz" 3
4:30 Lone Ranger 5D
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THURSDAY, 8:00 P.141,-. }0(A ITY JANE". Starring
Jane Alexander, David Hemmhigst, The story of Calamity
Jane's adventurous lie, based on her diary and her daugh-
ter's recollections.
FRIDAY 1MMIDNIGHT '4THE WAy OF THE WIMP,. Star-
ring Charles Tobias. Aa inspiring narrativeof one man who
exchanged the ranks of :the corporaty„,organizatfon for a
romantic life on the sea, -
SATURDAY, 42:4 --"FIREPOWER". Starring Sophia
Lor -en,' James Coburn. Outstanding performances by
James Coburn and Sophia Loren highlight this tense
drama. '
,.SUNDAY, 11:45 P.M. -"INVASION UFO". Starring Ed
Bishop, George Sewell. Earth prepares once again to do
brattle with the bad guys from outer space.
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up sleeves. The turtleneck
sweater became unisexual.
So did the' stale& with pleats
and the zipper in the front.
And of course, women run-
ners couldn't wait to covet
the boxer shorts.
It was only a matter of
time before we graduated to
_his -and -her briefs.
Jockey International Inc.,
who have come out with a
line of Jockey shorts called
Her, claim 70 per cent of the
people who bought men's un-
derwear were female any-
way, so why not go for the
market?
Before men start throwing
hats in the air and salivating
over the ads at this flattering
invasion, let me warn you,
we corrupt every fashion we
touch.
Women's fashions have
nothing whatsoever to do
with comfort or practicality.
We put zippers in our clothes
that take 72 -inch arms to
reach. We add little touches
that chafe and shape our
bodies into unnatural forms.
We all inherently believe
that if it doesn't kill you
wearing it, it isn't worth
wearing.
We took a simple pair of
farmer's denims and de-
manded they fit so tight we
had to take a water pill and
lie on our backs before we
could zip them up. Most of us
have a designer- label im-
planted in our skin.
We designed a simple work
shirt by dropping the should-
ers to the elbow, then putting
a button and a tab to roll
them up. Then vire stuck on
epaulets on the shoulder and
put a breath -sucking belt
around them.
We're responsible for put-
ting vents in your boxer
shorts, busy little panda
bears on your pajamas, pip-
ing on your T-shirts, making
,bikinis out of your swimsuits
and turning your bathrobes
into caftans.
So far, men have been able
to hang on to the front zip-
pers of their trousers, but
I'm warning you, don't get
too secure. According to
what I've read, the under-
wear briefs are still in a per-
iod of transition. Already,
they've come out in three
styles: briefs, hipsters and
bikinis, in violet, pink, white,
beige, navy, and black and
striped. Don't be surprised if
you hear talk of lace crot-
ches.
Frankly, I don't, like the
idea of male and female
styles cz"cssing over. Next
thing you knew, women will ,
start•to sweat.
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