The Wingham Advance-Times, 1985-04-17, Page 22Page 2—Crossroads—Apr. 17, 1985
H. GORDON
GREEN.
There are few aspects of
modern farming which city
people find more intriguing
than artificial insemination,
and after you fill them in on
the details they are apt to be
a bit uncomfortable, or even
frightened.
The basics of AI can be ex-
plained in less than a para-
graph. Semen is drawn from
the bull in whatever obscene
manner is most convenient,
the ejaculate is diluted so
that it can impregnate 300 to
500 cows instead of the one
for which it was originally
intended, a preservative is
added, it is packaged in vials
and finally thrust into, a deep
freezer.
And that is all there is to it
so far as the bull is concern-
ed. He may never see a cow
in all his life. Years ago when
I was visiting one of the early
AI centres in Denmark get-
ting an article for the dear
old Family Herald, I photo-
graphed a whole field full of
bulls, two dozen or more,
each of them anchored by a
chain which connected the
ring in his nose to a stake in.
the ground. It was spring and
the bulls were pawing the
ground and throwing the dirt
up over their shoulders,
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which was about all there
was for them to do. The title I
suggested for the photo (and
which the Family Herald
thought. too " risque) was
"Five acres off frustration."
And for the cow the pro-
cess is even less romantic.
Comes the day when said
cow gives evidence that her
ovaries are biting at her and
-the farmer calls up the man
from AI. And within an hour
or so this gentleman appears
with his little black bag and
one of those little vials fresh
from the deep freeze.
The vial is thawed out be-
fore its contents are insert-
ed.
Nine months later comes
the calf, theproduct of some-
thing which can't be much
different than immaculate
conception. The process
works amazingly well for
cattle, not so good for horses
and swine. As a matter of
fact the only animal for
which AI works as well as it
does for cattle is the goat.
Used to be that if you wanted
to raise goats you had to suf-
fer the belligerent presence
of the billy goat. And his bel
ligerence wasn't the only
reason why he wasn't .pop-
ular on the place. As one of
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our dirty old army songs
used to describe the odor of
the billy "the stink would
nearly blind you!"
Chlorophyll seems to work
all right for Certs but it
hasn't done a damn thing for
a billy -goat.
The prospects for humans
are disturbing to say the
least, because one off the car-
dinal principles of the whole
idea is that only the very fit-
test will be allowed to propa-
gate. In the case of cattle,
only one bull in 10,000 will be
allowed to contribute his
seed, and the method of con
tribution must be somewhat
less than satisfactory for
him. We males of the human
species can take some com-
fort however in the fact that
man seems to be in no hurry
to give his own race the im-
provement he has forced
upon his animals and birds.
Strange as it may seem,
many farmers were quite re-
luctant to accept AI, and
their reasons seem rather
•ridiculous now. The advan-
tages were undeniable. A
farmer no longer had to pro-
vide bed and board for a bull,
and besides the cost of his
keep, bulls were ,dangerous.
Bulls gone savage used to be
a major cause of tragedy on
the farm.
With the coming of AI the
farmer had no more need of
a bull, and for $10 or less he
could have his cows served
to the best in. the land.
Why then should he have
been so slow to switch over to
the new system?
Believe it or not, some ob-
jection had religious over-
tones. I well remember the
irate woman who signed her-
self `Miss' . writing the
Family Herald to warn us
that God would not forgive
the farmer who dared to al-
ter God's plan of propa-
gation. "It is true that God
has given man dominion
over the beasts of the field"
she wrote,'"but that does not
give him licence to take
away the one pleasure re-
maining to them."
But I think most of the
early reluctance came from
the fact that many farmers
just didn'tbelieve that it
would work. The cows would
rebel, or refuse to conceive,
or something. As one old
farmer in Athelstan, Quebec,
told his buddies down at the
feed mill one day some 20,
years ago, "It's just like a lot
of other ideas those college
men keep throwing at us.
They look all right on, paper
but they just wouldn't work.
Oh you might fool a heifer
ith it. She wouldn't know
any better. But an old cow?
No sir! She'd know the dif-
ference right away!"
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Cute kicidies and animals tug
heart strings, pu strings
Some phoney charities are
using cute kids and helpless
animals to tug at the purse
.strings of unsuspecting
Ontario residents, warns the
Ministry of Commercial and
Consumer Affairs.
The sale of chocolate bars
by young children is the most
common charity scam in the
province, says Tom Johnson,
chief investigator for the
Business Practices Division
of the ministry.
"I'd say there are more
kids out there selling
chocolate bars for phoney
charities than fortruly
worthy causes," says Mr.
Johnson.
"As in most of these
scams, the canvassers play
on people's sympathies."
The business is set up by a
promoter,_ generally a young
adult, who buys chocolate
bars from a manufacturer or
makes them in a basement
operation. A team of chil-
dren, usually 10 to 12 years
olds, is then recruited to sell
the candy on commission.
The promoters sometimes
wait for youngsters outside
school buildings to offer
them jobs.
Each child is told exactly
what to say in the sales pitch
and warned to avoid using
the word charity. As long as
it is never referred to as a
charity, the scheme is not
illegal.
Since some worthy chari-
ties also sell chocolate bars
to bring in money, it is diffi-
cult to spot the phoneys.
And the promoters set up
their operations to look as
much like the real thing as
possible. Some tell their
young sales force to say the
money will go to ,"student
employment projects"; al-
though the only jobs created
are in peddling chocolate
bars. Youngsters are also in-
structed to tell potential cus-
tomers the money. will'"help
keep children off the street",
when in fact the sales are
putting young people on the
streets to flog chocolate
bars.
SMALL PROFIT
The youngsters them-
selves get little money from
the venture..If bars ,are sold
for $3, the children might get
40 Cents for each one:
Generally, the candy costs
about $1 to make and the
promoter pockets the rest of
the proceeds.
Legitimate charities may
even get conned into helping
promoters: Charitable
groups have, for example,
agreed to take a small per-
centage of proceeds for
allowing their names to be
printed on chocolate bar
wrappers. Thus, the pro-
moter still rakes in the
largest profit and can adver-
tise sales as a "legitimate
charity drive": These
schemes can be%almost im-
possible to spot. '
The ministry recently
became 'aware that kind -
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essasekhremY
hearted people have been
duped into donating money
to an American -based
"animal welfare" group
which had only its own
financial welfare in mind.
Residents even volunteered
to collect funds for the outfit,
until they discovered most of
the money went straight into
the directors' pockets.
Few creatures with more
than two legs ever benefit
from such schemes and
some may even suffer if
people become wary of
donating - money to legiti-
mate animal welfare
societies.
ASK QUESTIONS
Simply asking questions
can help deal with phoneys.
Ask outright if the money is
"going to a legitimate
charity". If the answer is
yes, find out which group is
involved, where they are
located and how much they
will get from each sale.
Be aware that the
existence of a federal income
tax registration number does
not guarantee the organiz-
ation is a reputable charity.
Get the name, address and
phone number of the can-
vasser Or promoter. Check
on the organization if it looks
suspicious.
Ask children if they're
making money from the
sales. Most charities use vol-
unteers to sell fund raising
items.
Any legitimate organiz-
ation will be happy to answer
questions.
An informative brochure,
"Phoney Charities — Scams
For All Seasons", has been
produced by the ministry. To
obtain a copy, call the Con-
sumer Information Centre at
(416) 963-1111 or (toll free) 1-
800-268-1142.
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