The Wingham Advance-Times, 1985-04-17, Page 21*v r
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leisure features and entertainment
Meeting. Micky at Tiffa
by Marion 1. Duke
• Before leaving the caserne (har-
t ak;Its, we stop at the CFXE facilities to
change some Canadian dollars to Ger-
man marks. We have been issued cour-
tesy cards entitling us, to use the facili-
ties for the duration of our stay and
we've been told we'll find items much
less expensive at the caserne than in
German stores.
By now it is late Friday afternoon and
the store is‘growded. It is like a large
department store with everything from
a cosmetic and drug counter to jewelry,
clothing (including army wear), shoes
— just about everything imaginable.
There are no groceries and I'm told
there's a good supermarket that also
sells wine and liquor just a short dis-
tance away.
We have„ neither the time nor the in-
clination to even sight -shop. The Ger-
man mark on this day is around41 cents
to the Canadian dollar and we are busy
trying to figure out how much we're go-
ing to need.
• I have been told previously banks,
etc., would ask for a passport, even to
cash traveller's cheques and I have
mitie ready.
Within about 20 minutes we're all
back on the bus heading for Hotel zum
Lowen. By the time we get there we
have about an hour -and a half until din-
ner.
Before getting off the bus we're in-
formed the shops close at noon on Sa-
turday, that Saturday night we are go-
ing to a restaurant recommended by
Frank Kohler, editor of Der Kanadier,
the newspaper of the Canadian Forces
in Europe, and on Sunday the bus will
be at our disposal. It is proposed Cpl.
Leo Landry, our driver;„ take us on a
tour of the Schwarzwald (Black Forest)
area. 'The bus will leave the hotel at
11:30a.m.
• Dinner is a pleasant affair. The cen-
IM. AVOtttiiin ,a seVertweek -Old
baby,' dwartrAnOrtrir, too of our es-
cort officer, Capt. Philip Anido and his
wife, Dianne.
He sleeps peacefully on the carpeted
bench at one end.of the table until it is
feeding time. Mrs. Anido then borrows
a key to one of our rooms and takes the
baby upstairs for his supply of mother's
milk. When she and the captain return
about half an hour or so later, Edward
•2s hack to sleep.
Lt. -Col. Leonard Dent, senior infor-
mation officer with the Canadian For-
ces in Europe, and his wife have also
joined us for dinner. Whenhe arrives he
tells us he has received a telephone call
about the incident at the gate with the
guard and the Military Police.
Lt. -Col. Dent doesn't appear unduly
worried. However, one gets the impres-
sion it would be just as well if such
occurrences weren't repeated.
Good Food
Next to baby Edward the attention fo-
cuses on the food.
Individual meals are brought to the
table in the pan in which they have been
cooked and served in front of one. There
is less food on the plate than might be
expected back in Canada, but we are.
soon to learn second helpings are of-
fered at no extra cost.
The meal lasts almost two and a half
hours and we're also to learn this is the
norm in Germany. I am to discover this
has an adverse effect upon my appetite.
The longer between courses, the less I
eat. However, this doesn't appear the
case with the men. They tuck into the
various dishes as though they've re-
ceived warning of a great hungerabout
to descend upon us.
One can't blame them. The food is as
delicious as it is beautifully served. The
menu here has English translations and
features a selection of fish, beef, pork
and wild game dishes.
It is a meal for learning as well as en-
joying.
We get to know one another a bit bet-
ter. At least we are starting to sort out
the three Richards: Richard James of
Bowmanville, Ont.,. the youngest one of
our group; Rick Derkson of Steinback,
Man., the only one of us with a working
knowledge of the German language;
and Richard Collicutt, news director of
Annapolis. Valley Radio, the only non -
print )01,irVlist 0•49upls,.
Because Pf the/ tins ilia-Went1 now
-
knoW Peter Schierbeck of Fairview,
Alta., and Allan Willis of Stettler, Alta.
1 got to know Lorne Eedy of St. Marys,
Ont., when we travelled to Trenton to-
gether. •
•The ones I'm still having trouble i-
dentifying are Evert van Duuren, edi-
tor of Forester Press Limited of Hunts -
Crossroads Wednesday, April 1 7, 1 985
• Serving over 20,000 homes
in Ontario's heartland.
This is the third in a series of articles
by Marion I. Duke, editor of The List-
owel Banner, who recently participated
in a Canadian Community Newspapers
Association Study tour of Canadian
Forces in Europe, NATO's Military
headquarters, and the Canadian em-
bassy in Bonn.
ville, Ont., and Tim Crump, editor of
Jamac Publishing Ltd., of Kindersley,
Sask. '
However, there are only nine of us
and by the time this night is over we
have the names just about straight.
When we've finally finished eating,
we discover we not only have to ask for
our bill, but we must tell our waitress
what we had to eat, and pay for it on the
spot.
This also is the norm on this trip. At
no time is it acceptable to put our din-
ner on our room bill and always we go
through the business of repeating our
order.
However, the waitresses with their
leather change purses are obviously ex:
perienced in dealing with people with a
limited knowledge of their currency
and customs.
There are other compensating fac-
toil. We learn tipping isn't necessary.
Approximately 15 per cent is added to
the bill to take care of gratuities. We
also discover a complete dinner, in-
cluding wine and an after-dinner li-
queur, rarely exceeds 30 marks, or
something less than $15 Canadian.
Usually my dinners are in the 15 -mark
range.
To Tiffany
• The meal ends and we say good -even-
ing to Lt. -Col. and Mrs. Dent and Capt.
and Mrs. Anido. We won't be seeing Lt. -
Col. Dent until the final day of our tour.
He is leaving the next morning to take
in the NATO exercises in Norway.
It is around 10:30 p.m. — the time
we've been advised we can retire for
the evening and begin to get our inter-
nal clocks in working order.
I think we're all beyond the being
tired stage. That hit tis back in the
briefing room about seven hours ago.
We're ready to roll and the guys from
the west have determined it is to be Tif-
Lfarwuthe derman cabaretthat .hiskto_
the'resignation of Canada's defence Mi-
nister, Robert Coates, about a month
previously.
We call for two taxis and head out.
We have neidea, in what direction
we're going. We only know we're
scrunched in the cab and we seem to be
heading out to the middle of nowhere.
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The city of Lahr in southern Germany is located between the Black Forest and the Rhine Valley. The
district was first settled by the Romans almost 2poo years ago. Lahr was first documented as a village in
1267 and as a town in 1299. Above is a residential area of Lahr with the hills of the Black Forest in the
background. •
Actually, the joint isn't that far from
the Forces- base. We recognize it im-
mediately, not only from its name dis-
played on a small sign raised above the
roofline, but from the pictures that
have appeared in our own daily press
and Maclean's magazine.
It is anything but impressive from the
outside, a long, one -storey stucco build-
ing painted a buff color, trimmed with
dark brown.
Inside it takes a few minutes to be-
come accustomed to the dim lighting.
We occupy about three small tables
aIong, tbe left .side_of the ,upper„portion
of the rociin. I3ehind us; toll* right -of
the entrance, is located the bar. To our'
right, at. a lowered level is a small tri-
angular stage, slightly raisedirom the
floor portion fronting it.
At the bar end of the lower floor are
located a few chesterfields. They are
unoccupied. In fact, besides our group,
I count 10 people in the place. It turns.
out four of them are skiing instructors
who have flown over on the same flight
we have.
They tell me they have been brought
to Europe to teach soldiers to become
Level 2 skiing instructors. They will be
leaving the next morning for Kitzbuhel,
Austria, •
What are theydoing here at Tiffany?
They've read about the place — and
its strip -dancer, Micky O'Neil, and
were curious. That's her, seated over at
the bar, one fellow says.
Sure enough, it is. This woman who
has become something of a cause cele -
bre back in Canada is easily recogniza-
ble with her pink and brown hair.
By now the somewhat fuzzy porno-
graphic film show has blanked out. The
American pop tune is cranked up and
we get our first strip show of the night.
It's a tasteful, but stiff performance by
a black -haired young woman.
The drinks here are very expensive.
Rick Collicutt has kindly bought me a
scotch and water. It was a mistake on
my part. I should have stuck to the ex-
cellent German beer. Not only has my
scotch cost Rick a whopping 22 marks,
but it has come with warm sada water
and no ite. I'm not about to order a se-
cond.
The porno flicks are back on and I ask
the skiiers how long they've been in the
place. About a half an hour before we
came, onesays.,Anokherleks me_IVIIcky
was doing her act when they affived.
By now I notice Rick Collicutt has
struck up a conversation with one.orthe
girls at the bar and Peter Schierbeck
has gone over to talk to Micky O'Neil.
I ask the skier what he thought of
• Micky's act.
"She's quite good," he replies, "very
tasteful."
•Better than the act we've just seen?
"Oh yeah," he replies.
By now the skiers are starting to look
at us. Who are we and why are we ask-
ing all these questions?
When they find out we are journalists
on a study tour of Canadian Forces in
Europe and NATO, they look decidedly
jittery.
"Hey, we're not going to be written
up in some paper, are we?" one of them
asks. "We don't want to get in any trou-
ble."
"God nog" says another. "We just
came here for a drink before going to
bed. We've got to get up early."
Minutes later it's a "nice meeting you
guys" and the four skiers head for the
door.
"Have fun skiing," I say.
"Oh, we will," one of them replies
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This display, protesting women being used as sex objects, drew considerable attention and
comment on a Saturday morning in the marketplace in Lahr. The women in charge of the
display talked to those showing an interbst and handed information sheets to passers-by_
and then pauses. "But it will be work
too, you know."
He's right. It will be work, for both in-
structors and those aiming for their
Level 2. Skiers as a breed are demand-
ing of themselves and others when it
comes to their sport. No doubt these
four have been hand-picked to do a
thorough job.
Mi• cky O'Neil
By now Peter Schierbeck has per-
suaded Micky O'Neil to join us at our
table, assuring her, "We're not that
kind of press-- we're with fektily news-
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ilaref;n attractive :tivewoman and much
smaller than one might think from the
picture published of her in Maclean's.
She is also approachable and comes
across as being sincere.
There's. nothing coy, or for that mat-
ter common, in her attitude. She an-
swers our many questionslipenly, and
in my opinion, honestly. But I don't care
gmruocunhdfo.r her boss hovering in the back-
.
I have read that Lothar Schaudt is six
feet tall and 25 years old. He is aIl of six
feet, heavy set, and could be taken -for
35 in this light. He is watchful and sul-
len.
They've no doubt had more journa-
lists around in the last month than
they'd care to see in a lifetime. Any-
way, they've settled on a price for
Micky's autograph. It's 10 marks.
It surprises me when at first she re-
fuses to takemy 10 -mark bill, after ac-
cepting payment from a number Of the
men.
"No, no," she says, "you make me
feel ashamed. No, no, I do it for you."
I insist upon payment, telling her it's...
her working hours and we're taking her
time. She looks uncomfortable but
finally accepts the money. She pauses
over the autograph, writing my name
and adding a personal note.
A short time later though, when Mr.
Schierbeck asks her permission to have
theirsepi.cture taken. with her "to show my
wife",. Micky appears somewhat flus-
tered.
At first she refuses, and then perhaps
sensing Mr. Schierbeck isindeed
serious about the purpose -of-the pic-
ture, says she will have to get permis-
sion from her boss.
He agrees it will be all right — for a
price. This time it's 50 marks.
"What the hell, 20 bucks, it's worth
it," says Mr. Schierbeck, tossing down
the cash, and Rick Derkson takes the
picture, then pays the same fee and has
his own picture taken with Micky.
It is done in good humor and she then
tells us why she is leery about pictures.
(Continued on Page 9)
Little 4t4ward Anido, shown
here 4th his parents, Capt.
Philip nido and his wife Di-
anne, was the centre of at-
tention whenever he was
present at an outing with the
Canadian Community News-
papers Association group.
Capt. Anido was the group's
escort officer during the
tour.