The Exeter Times, 1923-8-9, Page 2rU c c ant ag anc
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WHEN THE CFIILDREN HELP. A list of things which ought to go
„_I never did sea into such a closet includes two good
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s such helpful
Cora brooms,one of themm covered with
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acquaintance to another. "I chanced'
in t? eye this marsiing;'ancl 1 wish you
might have seen ayhat they were each'
doing to help with the work. Mrs,
Blake says she never could get along
if they did not allhelp her, and she•
told me of astonishing things they,
do„ I
"I expect that is why they do so:
much," smiled the other.
"How do you mean?"
"Why, they do things because their
mother allows them to do them and'
expresses her appreciation. I think -
nearly all little children like to help
-until they are discouraged by their
alders,
"I remember calling an Mrs. Blake
when Laura was a tiny child. Laura
had •spent a strenuous hour or more
in an attempt at making her mother's,
bed. 'Come and see how nicely Laura
has made my bed,' her mother in-
vited. And the <child's little face
radiated joy and satisfaction. I've al-
waysremembered it, because it so
forcibly reminded me of a time when
T boli puffed and reached and labored
to surprise my mother by making her
Lied. 'Yes, dear, that's very nice,' she
said. Thexi, to my tragic amazement,
she pulled' the bed to pieces and pro-
ceeded to make it according to her
own notions. I was deeply hurt, for
I had given my best.
"After her notable maiden effort
Laura often stood at one side of the
bed to help mother with the leaking.
And by the time she could properly
reach she could make a bed correctly
and neatly.
"It's really amusing the stunts
those children spring on their mother,
and the perfectly garne way in which
she accepts them. She cheerfully
Iooked through streaked windows for.
a week after George surprised her by i
washing them one busy morning; and
now she's reaping her reward, for
George is proud to do there perfectly:
She never murmured when Don lap-
ped his sowing of nasturtiums ' over
her sweet peas.
"That's the reason her children are
helpful, if you ask me." --G. L. S.
A BROOM CLOSET.
Brooms get tired and soon sag if
allowed to stand on their : straws.
Height enough to allow them to hang
from a holder or from nails is the
first requirement for a cleaning closet.
This closet is meant to do for house-
hold cleaning utensils what a kitchen
cabinet does for kitchen tools, to
gather them conveniently together in
one place.
Take ithome io
the kids
Have a packet in
your pocket for an
ever -ready treat.
A delicious conies•
tion and an aid to
the -teeth, appetite,
digestion.
Sealed in its
Purity Package
etter
® .' w
int
1S$U
No. -i1, '23,,
a cotton -flannel bag for dusting walls,.
mouldings or floors. Also are includ-
ed a dry mop for hardwood floors, and
another mop and scrub bucket for
floors that need mopping. A mop
wringer is 'a recommended attachment
for the bucket.
Shelves in the closet allow conven-
ient storage space for bottles of such
cleaning solutions as ammonia, and
for soap solutions. A drawer or two
comes in handy for cloths and dusters.
If the house isequipped with a
vacuum cleaner, make room for that
in the closet. In any event, make
room for the carpet sweeper. If there
areradiators, a narrow "radiator
brush" is well worth having. If the
house has an indoor toilet, bathroom
tougs or a long -handled brush are re-
commended.
Generally, a closet the sire of an
ordinary door and about two feet deep
will hold all this equipment, and not
a few farmwives have found such
closets of great value. They save time
in looking for things, and they avoid
having cleaning equipment, not al-
ways sightly, sitting around in odd
corners all over the house.
A NEW APRON.
4022. The • shaped bib and pockets
are novel and unique. This style is
nice for all apron materials. It may
be finished without the tie ends.
Figured percale is - used in this in-
stance, with a trimming of rick rack
braid,
The Pattern is cut in 4 Sizes:
Small, Medium, Large and Extra
Large. A Medium size', requires 2%
yards of 40 -inch material,
Pattern mailed to any address on
receipt of 15c in silver or stamps, by
the Wilson. Publishing Co., 78 West
Adelaide street, Toronto. Allow two
weeks for receipt of pattern.
MAKE SALMON PATTIES FOR
SUPPER.
My family is very 'fond. of 'salmon
patties, and this is how I make them.
Flake one can of salmon with a fork
and add two eggs beaten light, two
tablespoonfuls flour; two tablespoon-
fuls of sweet cream (milk and a Little
butter inay be used), two teaspoonfuls
of baking powder, salt and pepper to
taste. Mix all together and drop in
spoonfuls on buttered frying pan;
brown and turn. One can use the
cheaper grades of salmon very well
when it is served in this way, -Mrs.
L M. B.
Na
le
s Preserved Es
—BY RICHARD CONNEiT,,,.
PART 11.
It was not borne in upon the young-
est of the house of Fish that he was
different from other children until his
first day in school.
"I want'eaeh little boy and girl to
stand up and say his or her whole
name in a loud, clear voice," said Miss
Pingree, the teacher of Grade 1-A,
They did so.
"Helen Daisy Yocum,"
"Ralph Smith."
"Warren J. Onthank, junior."''
"Hattie Eeaeer."
"Stanley Eisner."
It was young Fish's turn. He stood
up and enunciated in a treble squeal.,
"'Preserved Fish."'
"What did you say?" demanded Miss
Pingree, r
"Preserved Fish," he repeated a
little louder.
The children began to titter.
"It can't bei" exclaimed Miss Pin-'
gree, "Are you sure that's your.
name, little boy?"
"Yes, ma'am," said Preserved Fish,
very scared nOv,: I
"Please, Teacher, he's Galahad
Fish's kid brother," volunteered Stan-
ley Eisner.
"Oh, I see," said. Miss. Pingree. She
turned her back to her class, and they
saw her shoulders: quiver.; when she
faced about again, she was very red.
The news spread, and the next day,
during recess, older boys, some from
the dizzy heights of Miss Krieger's
room, the seventh grade, surrounded
young Fish.
"What is your name?" they chor-
used.
"Preserved Fish."
They hooted. They screamed with
laughter. They rolled on the ground
and pummeled each other with joy.
"Pickled Eel1" shouted one.
"Finnan I -addle!" yelled another.
"Soused , Mackerel!"• whooped a
third humorist.
Young Fish grew alarmed and, be-
gan to weep loudly, although at the
time he did not understand what it
was all about. Had he but known
that this was only the beginning, and
that his life was to be full of vari-
ants of the "Pickled Eel" jest, he
would have wept more loudly still, and
with reason.
to Pres Fish grew up into a
Pg, gawky boy, mostly elbows and'
adenoids; his mouth was permanently
ajar; his eyes were large, prominent,'
mild, blue, and piscatorial. He had n�o •
marked faults and no marked virtues.'
He did his sums indifferently well, and+
knew that Columbus sailed'the ocean 4'
blue in 1492: that the Minute Men,•
led by Paul Revere and Washington,
fought the British in 1776; that Lin -1
coin split rails, and that you should
spell "separate" with an "a" till your
,hair turns gray—in short, he possess-,
ed the usual store of knowledge stored
into the brains : of the average boy by
the public schools.
"IIe was not," his father sometimes
thanked God, "a genius. He was just
an average American." Miss. Krieger,
of the seventh grade, said, privately,
that he was one of the most average
boys she had ever taught.
Upon his graduation from gram-
mar school, Preserved Fish was
chosen to read an essay in which he
proved, beyond a shadow of doubt,
that Washington Irving was a greater'.
man than -Daniel Webster. i3ut when
the principal, in a voice with a flour-
ish, announced his name, the audience
broke into such a sniggering and gig-
gling that poor Preserved could not
finish his carefully prepared speecli
He went home in tears, and de-
clared that unless his parents changed
his name tc Montgomery on the spot
he would run away to sea. '•
It was then that his mother told
him of Uncle P. Robinson's enormous
walrus; bag and its fascinating con-
tents.
"It ha:, heaps an'" heaps an" heaps
of money -•-yellow backs," she, told
him. "A And it's yours because you're
his namesake."
Uncle P. Robinson some years be-
fore this had removed himself and his
walrus bay' to an old sailors' home" up
in Massachusetts somewhere, because,
he said, he wanted to be with sea-
faring men. Before he went he drew
up a will.
"Everything goes to mynamesake
so long as he is my namesake," he de-
clared and Mr. Walter Fish, ' who
signed the will as witness, verified
this by squinting at it, as he ,signed,.
at great risk of becoming permanently
cross-eyed. •
The news of Inc impending legacy
comforted Preserved. Fish somewhat.
He consented not to run away to
sea, but to go to high school instead.
A SIMPLE PATCH BAG,
ITem a large square of denim, cre-„
tonne, or other strong mate lal and,
attach to each of the four dq hero a
metal or ivory ring. These rings can
be bought far a few cents; at notion
counters of dry -goods etores.' Slip all
the rings o'n a handy hook or 'hail in
the sowing room or wherever the fam-
ily mending is to be done. It iswell
tp fasten a big safety pin on the out-
side of the bag and slip , into it a
sample of all kinds of Materials which
the bag contains. By laying the bag
out fiat it is easy to find the exact
bundle of patches wanted,
Mlnard'ta�ie�Rmtan4 fair °Duehe 44 Oolde
But he left school in the middle of his
second year, after stubbing his brain
against' Caesar's adventures, in Gaul.
Ile was not sorry to leave. Every
time he was called on to recite in any
class a battery of cachinnations greet-
ed him. Even the girls 'got to enllin
him "Kippered Herring." He he
heard this gibe in some form or other
every day of his life since his "initial
appearance in Grade 1-A, but `he
never grew accustomed or callous to
it. And he, was never sufficiently en -
dewed pugilistically to resent it with
silencing fists. Each time he was
called `Can of Shrimps, or some
other flight of fancy, a fresh wound
was made on is sensitive spirit.
He got a job•in Kepler's Drug Store
as dispenser of sodas and frappes,
which in Clintonia is pronounced to
rhyme with "lap." The work was
he ur-
suitable to his intellect, and c, pur-
sued it with average dilligence and
co
in nspicuous success. He sprouted
from gawky boyhood to gangly youth
added two inches to his stature and
an Adam's apple to his collection of
undistinguishable features, and learn-
ed to make a passably fair snilk shake.
His personality was as colorless as a
pint of distilled spring water in one
of the bottles of his father's own
blowing, His conversation was not
sparkling.
"Didja say `strawb'ry' or `razz
b'ry'?"
"V'nilla?"
"Wanta straw?"
"Aw, the two cents 's for war tax."
His repartee never soared above,
"You tell em, - or "Oh, is that so?"
And yet, Preserved . Fish was the
best-known person in town.
Old•man, Kepler realized this.
"He ain't much on looks, and he's
only fair to middlin' as, a soda-jerker,"'
remarked the proprietor of the drug
store, "but he draws trade' into the
store. They come in to kid him about
his name. Why, a fella come all the
way from Alb'ny once, just to look at
hike. I charge his salary up to ad-
vertising."
The Clintonia "Star" echoed the
town's pride in such a phenomenon.
His smallest action was chronicled in
its column "Newsy Notes of Folks
You Know.,,
"Preserved Fish Sundayed at Up-
ton Lake:"
"Preserved Fish has invented a new
nut frappe."
"Preserved Fish is taking zither
lessons from Professor Busby.".
"Preserved Fish had a slight cold
Tuesday, but is better now."
"The guests at the Young •People's
Society at the Baptist Church includ-
ed Preserved Fish,"
His fame overflowed the narrow
boundaries of Clintonia: A columnist
on a big New', York newspaper dis-
covered him, and kept half a million
New Yorkers in touch with the life
and activities of Preserr edsFish. An
illustrated paper sent a representa-
tive all the way to Clintonia to photo-
graph him, and Preserved Fish's pic-
ture, looking sheepish about the mouth
and owlish about the eyes, appeared
in the paper to the vast, delight of
everybody in Clintonia but the sub-
ject.
With all the ardor of which his pale
blue soul was capable, Preserved Fish
hated this publicity. By_ nature he
was retiring; but there was no place
he could retire to. He had as little
chance of escaping the curious stares
of the public as if he had been the
Siamese twins. He could never walk
down the street without being gaped
at, he could never enter a gathering
of people without an ,accompaniment
of winks, rib -digs, and grins. And
an introduction was to him the source
of acute torture; the process never
varied. ,,-
"Miss Burke," the introducer would
say, leering unctuously, "I want you
to shake hands with my fren', 'Mr.
Preserved Fish."
"Pleasetameetcha," young Fish
would murmur; he was morbidly
bashful. • '
"Beg Pardon? I didn't catch' the
name.,,
"Preserved Fish," the introducer
would repeat more loudly, although
very often by this time his hilarity -
had got the better of his articulation,
"Aw, you gwan," Miss Burke would
say archly. "Tryin' to kid somebody?"
Or, if she were a wit, "Say, ain't any
relation of Canned Salmon, are you?"
Then everybody would laugh--
everybody
augh—everybody except Preserved Fiah.
(To be continued.)
In extent of territory Mexico ranks
fifth on the western hemisphere.
Minard's Linlroent t'or, Corns and V4►ari7
COMMRRCIAL Ft Yll�i4,
Europe is making great strides in commercial. aviation- Thirty thousand
passengers and nearly a thousand tons of merchandise were carried on. tate
eoinaiercial routes shown in this map during the last year. �.
There's time in the package
Time to do the 'Many things ordinarily
Rinso does not
put off ora wash -da For ass o
Y
keep you 'Standing over, the wash -tub,
rubbing until your backaches and your
hands are red and sore.
Rinso, an entire]/ different kind of soap,
soaks clothes clean.Rubbing and boiling
are unnecessary.bigsoapy The Rinso
suds gently loosen the most ground -in
l
..:.dirt without weakening a singe thread. n•
`5uy a package today.
On sale at all good grocers
and department ' stores.
LEVER BROTHERS LIMITED
TORONTO
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Wrong guess.
Jack and Fred must be playing off
their game to -day; they've. sliced into
the rough after each hole.
DoingDublin.
It was the 7Jnglishnuan's, first visit
to Dublin, aihd he was driving round
on a jaunting car seeing the sights.
When they got near the river, as an
Irishman tells the story, he was struck
with the unpleasant smell, and asked
the jarvey: "What isdthis horrible.
smell?"
The jarvey replied, proudly: "Shure,
an' don't you know that the smell of
the Liffey is ons of the sights of Dub-
lin."
At one of the largest, watch factor-
ies in the world fifty loaves of new
bread are used every day for cleaning
the delicate parts of watches.
Song.
My heart is a thorny bush -
In an old garden close;
IViy song peeps over tbe'wall
And nods, like -a, single rose.
My heart is a smothered fire,
Sick of a blunted Dile;
My song is a.'leap to the light,
My song is a tip of flame.
My heart is a bitter sea, `
A. tossing, a restless. grave;
Mysong lathe sunny foam
That flies from the crested wave.
The rose and the thane andthe foam
Shine for the world to see;
The urge and the smoke and the thorn
Nobody kudws but mei
=Karie Wilson Baker.
. No evening's pleasure is worth a
morning's headache.
Remember to ask for
Eddft when you order
matches
ON SALE. E'ERXwrma.0
111 CANADA 1
!Don't refuse the mustard whenlit ,o
Ia sed to you. Cultivate the habit
passed fat
taking it. with meat" especially
It stimulates the digestion and aids m
I assimilating .your food;
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Wreak torribie dor,truotlon on Mies and all !menta that worry cattle and swarm
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comfort and ,save® mow*. fduarnntesd hairnloss to humnns, animals and birds.
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Canadian +aacdor's .Re
workable Discovery
Ever since medical recorads• began 1
be kept, there have been written
terminable. histories of one disease in `
pw,rtleular, affecting mraOt frequently
the flower of the race, tike'sreatment of
Which has baffled successive genera -
Ilona' of medical mien.
Pathetic and hopeless iii, the extreme
were those cases, of young people,
mostly -between twenty and thirty
years of • age, who found thiekzrselves
losing weight, becoming weaker day
by day, their elt,in'hecoming' harsh aaj,d
dry, their tongues either black or raw
and ,'thein• ` 14y
earbilngiazedcles or Cropsbodes of bolls,tormentedthe&
mouths parched with "unquenchable
'•thirsrt. Eary death was their inevit-
able doom. Sucli wae for centuries the
cauiee of diabetes.
Undaunted by Difficulties.
Inspired by a deternvination to make
an end of this apparently unlimited
succession of humani
misery, a young
Toronto physician, Dr. Banting, got to
work on a fault clue tothe cure "ot
tbdis devastatingisease, He made h
d
te,.
Physiological Laboratory 'of the UI.d-
versity of Toronto, with its wealth of
scientkfic equipment, his headquarters,
following up the clue w.ith that youth-
ful' zeal which, " tempered with scien-
tificcaution, • abooin.ptishes ' `great
things,.:
But there were formidable technical
difflcuibies'to be overcomer It had
long boen known that. the cans,e of the
excess of sugar in the blood (the es-
sential feature of diabetes) ivas failure
on the pant of the paadrees, a large ab-
dominal gland, to produce a sugar -stor-
ing juice, which prevents the blood
from being flooded with °sugar. : This
failure was caused by "destruction of
the pancreatic cells which should pro-
duce this juice. The obvious thing to
do then was to obtain the pancreatic
juice of, say a sheep end use that as a
substitute.
TheToronto o
scientist attempted 'too
prepare extracts of sugar -storing juice
from the sweetbreads of sheep and
other animals. These extracts 'bad to •
be made from ctrtain 1•itile' gl'oups of
cella, known as "islands," in the sweet-
breads. But unfortunateily these ex-
tracts weer always "destroyed by the
digestive juices produced by other por-
tions of the sweetbread.
Nothing daunted, our debernni•ned
dts•ooverer found t'tat the active ex-
tract- of which he was "inquest could
be obtained from thesweetbreads of
very young 'animals,, before th,e dells -
had started producing the Juices which
had always' arlways' previously destroyed it.
Vanished Terrors.
With 'this extract•th;e doctor treated
one patient after -another, and was at
last able to demoirsticte that,; giveti_n,• 1z,
by injection after every meal contain-
ing sugar or ;starch, the sugar in the
blood 'was re,daoetd almost to normal,
the other symptoms abated, and :
covery was speeded up., He ,had rob-
bed a dread- disease of, all its terrors!
Thetechnical difficulties of manufac•
taring this almost magical resnedy on
a large scale .have now been overcome,
and the product of entirely 13nitish
maaufaoture •iso to -day available for dis-
tribution, and can be easily obtained
by medical mien..
Since, however, the ',remedy de a very
potent one, and can be admdnitistered
only by subcutaneous injection, con.
siderable caution in its use is nieces.
nary, and control blood -sugar tests aro
desirable during the treatment.
•How the Rainbow Comes.
Do you know how the rainbow gets
in the sky?
The beautiful phenomenon was des-
cribed recently by,1VIr. Charles R. Dar-
ling.
He said that dight was due to a
special •sort of wave caused by very
tiny things called electrons, wditoh flew
about in ail directions at a tremendous, -
speed. They made no waves until
they .came up against whist scientists
call 'ether,
The waves produced by the contact
of the electrons' with ether were of
different colours. Long waves with a
big distance between•' the tops gave
red light; with lens distance, bIuo.
All light -was really a mixture of
colours, which could be sarparated.
The rainbow was, caused by drops of
water sifting the sunlight into its riff.
ferent colours. These coiou,ra, formed
the spectrum,, which was first ddscov
ered by Sir Isaac Newton.
The spectrum could be produced'artl-
ficiaily by passing light through a mir-
ror ruled, with limns of fourteen thou-
sand to the inch, :Things in•the world
hacl different .colours because they pos.
ees'sed the power of absorbing certain
ooio rs, while 'sending others back to
the eye.
When substances were burnt in a
Ilaine, and the light sent through a
prism, the spectrum showed dark tines.
Every substance bead different lines. It
was by this means that tlue composi-
tion of the curt and stars was deter-
mined.
No "Common" Boyo.
One of Theodore Roosevelt's sons,
when steak, was playing in the Wash-
ington streets when a woman recog-
alzed shim and said ,' mile didn't think his
father would like his playing with so
many "coamnlon boys."
"My father says there ole nocom-
mon boys," replied the young Roose-
velt, He says there acro only tall
boys and .short boys, and good boys,
and bad boys, and that's p,11 tho" Binds
of boys •there are."