The Exeter Times, 1923-5-31, Page 6Canada
Coast to
.c,
Uatlifax, N.S.—The apple shipments steels centres in Great Britain. It is
of tlao season, which opened A.u,gust a two-year-old steer weighing 1,440
80, and ended April 30, totalled 1,- pounds, well over 2a0 pounds heavier
145,109 barrels and 18,275 boxers, Dur- than the average three-year-old.
trig that period one hundred and thirty .Saskatoon, Sask.—The Quaker Oats.
ateatnars loaded apples, Ali went toi Co. hero proposes to erect eight addi-
Great Britain ports except 18,076 tional grain tanks which will mean
boxss to St, John's, Nfld.,and 5,000 250,000 bushels added to its storage
barrels to the West Indies: ( capacity. Cleaning and drying equip-
St John, N.B.—A further party of ment is also to be installed. The new
380 Hebrideans arrived on the Cain- improvements 'will involve an expeii-
adian Pacific'' steamship "Metagania." diture of about $100,000.
All aro of exceptional physique, main -1 Edmonton, Alta. -The :fifth annual
1y from eighteen to twenty-four years tmive city week for farm young peo-
to- age, averaging in weight 160 Pie of Alberta will be held in June..
pounds, and in height from five foot There will be accommodation for 200
;line to six feet. They are all destined boys` and, 150 girls, between the ages
ass. the'P 'evince of Ortario where pa.of 16 and 25, from the farm. ' The
ro ram for the six days will include
taitions on farnis are awaiting them. p 8
Quebec, Que.—No limit will be set instruction in various lines, including
to the help to be offered to new set , agriculture.
New Westminster, 13: C. -Despite
hers in the agricultural sections' of i the rapid increase in settlement en-
a province,a e hies governmenttremint; tailing extensive land clearing °peri-
ovisiona i The latest tsa tions, an enormous arnaunt of stand -
vision is to pay colonists at the.
ins• mercantile timber is."still' in re-
stand -
tate of $4 per acre loifos.
land cleared serve in the districts adjacent to the
pzi their colonization lois. Since 1920 ° north side of the Fraser -Va11;ey,, ae
7,000 has been waled for iprovincral' coeding to 'statistics furnished by the
tolenization. Crown Timber Agent He- estimates
Dane, Ont.—Information conning the available supply of these vast re-
put by mail ,from prospectors in the serves at' 4,200,000,000 feet, and at
isow gold fields of Northwestern Que- the rate of cut of last year, 901,000,-
,bee is to the effect that the mall has 000 feet it will last a long time with
ohown no abatement, and that the conservation..
Movement is gener.
l towards the east
•Dawson,
.Y
T. i
1S
eiore
to the
e
tome staking is taking place in the value of $2,500,0Q0
will move down
township of Clericy,• around Clericy from Stewart River to the coast
Lake,: but the greater staking is along ,smelters ashere navigation opens next
the'`'Kenojevis River, and extending month,' according to advices received'
away off towards the east. here.. More' than 9,000 tons will await
Winnipeg, Man.—As an example of :the first.steamers at Mayo Landing,
What' Western Canada can produce, in Four large- steamers and fourteen
the way of cattle, Col: H'. A. Mullins, barges ar`g being overhauled at, Dow
-
of Winnipeg, has purchased a young 'son and other winter quarters in
shorthorn which he will send overseas readiness to move this, resold. winter
to be shown at all the principal live output.
Sayer Refiners Suffered.
B'efuretlieiS e�eial�Gonsni2�t�eo•anA
1? Ag-
ricultural Conditions in Ottawa,J. W.
r
McConnell, President of the St. Law-
rence .Sugar :Company, said, that under
control during the war the nugar re-
finers tad lost their savings of. ten
years.
Brain Pictures.
that a. metsho
3t is stated. d has been
discovered of photographing the brain
of -a living person without affecting
thehealth of the. patient.
Experiments carried out at the Uni-
- versity- of Pennsylvania Hospital'were,
it is said, successful in obtaining, -sever-
al photographs, of the brain of a ten-
:aionthsold baby.
The photographs' were procured by
making a small opening in the skull
and inserting in it a photographic cys-
tostope, to the end of which two tiny
lligahts were affixed. The child suffered
no it effects.
CANADA'S APRIL EX-
PORTS SHOW INCREASE
United States Still in Lead as
Largest Customer of
Dominion.
A despatch from Ottawa says :—
Canada's total exports, (Canadian
produce) in April, 1923, were valued
at 553,642,251, of which 525,944,331'
went to the United States, and 513,-
607,856 to the United Kingdom. This
is an increase in the total of more
than 520,000,000 ever exports of Can-
adian produce last April, the figures
for that month being 531,917,500, of
which 515,498,808 went to the United
States and 57,626,085 to -the United
Kingdom.
Exports of foreignproduce from
p
.Canada` last month totalled 5685,825
as against $734641 in 1922. For the
twelve months ending April, 1923, to-
tal exports of Canadian` produce were
valued at, .5953,176,194 as against
5728,877,445 in the previous twelve
months. Foreign 'produce exported in
the same period of 1922-23 was valued
at 518,195,678 as g
, against 51$,625,895
$
in the previous twelve months.
Imports for consumption during the
month of April last, were valued at
$68,181,320 and for the twelve months
ending April, 1923, at 5822,950,909.
For the month of April last year im-
ports were valued. at 547,695,454, and
for the twelve months ending April,
1922, $730,188,939.
Imports' from the United Kingdom.
last month were valued at 511,648,372,
as against $7,743,386 in April last
year. Imports from the United: States
last .month totalled 546,927,152, as
against 532,869,246. For the twelve
months ending April, 1928, imports 1
from the United Kingdom were valued
at $111,358,842, and from the United
States at 5507,268,462.
14,000,00 MEDALS.
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ISSUED BY E1,
MILES1,800 SILK
IN FOR WAR SERVICE
A despatch from London says:—
The war office announces that since
the issuing'; of medals and other' de-
corations for service in the war began,
early in 1919, more than: •
860,000 1914 Stars,
1.45,000 clasps to the 1914.Star,
t,780,000 191,4-15 Stars.
h War '
4,704,000 British Medals, and
4,550,000 Victory," Medals
Piave
been issued ' to officers and
c rd of -
Aces
x
ao
the
giurses and to t
aces for the rank and file,
In addition, over
?20,000 1914-15 Stars,
600,000 British WarNMedals, and •
460,000 Victory Medals
have been sent to the dominions, while
110,000 bronze British War Medals
•
have been issued to native labor corps.
The following have also been issued
in respect of -gallant and meritorious
service:
41,000 Military Crosses,
83,000 Distinguished Conduct
Medals.
129,000 Military Medals.
29,000 Meritorious ' Service Medals,
126,000 Emblems to those mention-
ed in despatches,
1,150,000 Silver Badges (wounded)
presented.
The collective length of the pieces
� ,
of ribbon despatched with: the .Stars
and Medals would extend more than
1,800 miles.
The total number of medals issued
SitsaSealea
WHEN LADY ELIZABETH BECAME THE DUCHESS OF YORK
The scene in Westminster Abbey when Prince Albert, Duke of York, and Lady Elizabeth Bowes -Lyon took
their bridal vows. At the right-hand side of the picture is the Royal family. The Archbishop of York is addressing
the bride and groom, and in the background is the Archbishop of Canterbury. Inset is a picture of the winsome
bride.
LOAN TO AUST i` IA
VIRTUALLY LY ARRANGED
League of >Nations Fixes Total
of International Loan at
$1.35,000,000.
A despatch from London says:--
Arrangements for the issue of the In-
ternational Loan to Austria are now
virtually completed, the London fin
aaacial editor of the Manchester
Guardian says.
The amount, fixed by the League of
Nations, according to the Guardian's
editor, is about 5135,000,000. Ofthis
amount! 5. about 5.30,000,000 has already`
. ,
been floated in short term notes, which
will be offered for conversion"into the
long terra issue. This leaves about
5105,000,000 yet to be raised:
It has been decided to raise the en-
tire amount in one operation. Thirty
million dollars, five million dollars
more than J. P. Morgan and Co: have
agreed to dispose of in the United
will be raised, and this amount
may be even' larger in case some of
the smaller nations fail to deliver
their quota.
France is expected to furnish' two
million dollars, while Switzerland is
counted on for between one and two
millions and Sweden for about three
millions.:
Austria herself is expected to pro-
duce thirteen millions, and it is hoped
that Spain will take a share and join
the list of guaranteeing states. The
British part of the loan will probably
he issued the second week in•June, and
likely carry 7S4_ per cent. interest,
which is the maximum Austria is per-
mitted to pay under the League financ-
ing plan. I.
Gravity of Ruhr Situation
Now Apparent to French
A despatch from Paris says:—The
French Foreign Office spoke more
gravely on Thursday of the Ruhr situ-
ation than at any time in thelast five
months. It is evident that a whole-
sale rising of the population is feared.
It is earnestly hoped here that the
killings will be confined to ' Commun-
ists and the police, and that French
Poilus ;may not be involved, but none
the less, it has been: decided to send
heavy reinforcements at once into the
Ruhr, probably one division, while
Poincare will now encourage the for-
mation of the local German police
after previously Navin' reviousl disbanded
Finishing Sealskin.
Natural sealskin is so heavy and
salt impregnated, so thick, greasy and
coansie.thaired, that no woman would
care to wear the furl until it had been
properly dressed. Popu aI r Science
siftings says that it takes a. number of
,operations to finish the raw skins.
They are washed, ,dried, cleaned' with
odl-soaked''sawdust and skived to one
third of their original thickness. . The
skiving requires the most sensitive
touch, as the knives must go deep`
enough to loosen the roots' of the, stiff
hairs :but must not touch the roots of
the fur itself." When' the bristles; are
Io•osened the skins, are turned over and
the bristles are rubbed out. The skins.
then go to the hot rooms•,• where the
fur inside s exposed to blasts. of hot
The Iasi operation is the dyeing
that ',gives the fur its, characteristic
color. ,:Unlike ordinary things, seal,-
skin is colored by being painted with
coat after coat of dye, put on ,with, a
brush.
Heads Gerrnau Secret Army.
lead of
a
C�enerai Ludendorff,
�tho _ 1
�
secret army of 127,000 ex -German oft
fleets, who' are organized for: the pur-
pose of-restoring'the Itaiser to H:e,rlin
-1 man s to Petro rad. This
and th..,i. o i of ,g
is said' to be the 'reason the Russians
are anxious, for `
exceeds 14,000,000. them. l
OH ,; BOY U5AY , FANNY—
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From the data.: of the Armistice
until the beginning - of the present
year approximately 400 British sol-
diers on the Thine married German
women.
is ; ira.l Reaaou.rs,
, uilethe
'rhe Natural Resources Intel,
ligenco Service of the Depart.
meat of the Interior at Ottawa
days:.
In " a survey last sea°aon' to
establish the boundary between
Ontario and alanitoba,' much
information of a general char-
acter regarding the topography
and natural resources of the
District of Patricia' was seeur-
ed. This in -formation` indicates
that a large portion of the dis-
trict is naturally timbered
country. The same geological
formations that have proven a
valuable asset in both the coun-
try to the south and east and in
The Pas district to the west are
to be found in Patricia. Water-
power" capable of being; harness-
ed into • iinmense developments
o are known to occur. The en-
tire district is filled with lakes,'
rivers, and topographical fea-
tures that are not even suggest-
ed on present maps.
Cap. Pierrot Famous for
Exploits Meets Death.
"
. 'A despatch from ,Pariasays:—
Capt. Emile°"Pierrot, who met death
with five others in the i'reiSCh airplane
which caught fire in its trip to London'
last week, was a fa nous war aviator.;
His death ^particularly ' affects Paris -1
ions, for Pierrota was chiefly instru-,
mental' in the: destruction of the huge'
German Berthas which -toward the end.
of: the war fired shells` into Paris.!
Pierrot's' squadron had the signal
honor of destroying two ofthese' great:
guns in one day by dropping:'; bombs
from airplanes and hitting the ;guns
squarely.
When the guns resumed, Pierrot de -1
stroyed another; flying as low as fifty
meters to drop the bombs with deadly
effect He also discovered the -aero-
drome whence ' the ° German Gothas
took off in their raids on Paris by
night. :On many occasions he bombed
the field and destroyed several ma-
chines. He was. one of the organisers
of the anti-aircraft defence positions
erected around the city` of Paris:
A Urcuque Suggestion.
Don C. Seitz, supervising director,
of tine "New York World", proffers cit
unique suggestion w'hiola at the;; wane
Wise appeals in point to practibility'
in every aspect. Thiai is no less than,,
that the pulp and paper manufactur-
ers of the United States adopt th*
practice of moving their mills to Can-
ada, where there is a more ample sups
ply, of wood and• water -power, and
that the `water -power now used ,to
operate such mills in the Repubiie be
hydro -electrically developed so that
the current can be devoted to the op-
eration of other industries.
He points out that,, at the present
time most of . the wood used in those
plants conies from Canada, and that
the: manufacturers• consequently suffer
from certain disadvantages by reason
of being at such a distance from their
source of supply. He also observes :.
that paper mills require an enormous
aznourit of water-power,and that with
the slaughter of the forests has come
a depletion' in the flow of power
streams. It is his idea that the sites
now used by pulp an'd paper mills
could be given over to hydro -electric
developments and the electric energy
spread .among enough other industries,
regiziring" -less- power to industrially
offset' the' loss of the paper mills to
the United States.
Weekly art ,,Report
TORONTO.
Manitoba wheat -No. 1
$1.271/x.
Manitoba `oats -No. 2 CW, 56%;;
No. 3 CW, 5581%; No..1 feed, 51?1ac.
Manitoba barley—Nominal:
All the above track, bay pori..;
American corn—No. 8 yellow,
51.01; No. 2, $1001/8.
Bar1e '=MVlaltin '60 to 62c,accord-
ing
gr..
iag'to freights outside.
Buckwheat --No , 2;"'74 to 76e.
Rye -No.; 2, '79' to 81c.
Peas—No. 2, $1.45 to 51.60.
Millfeed-Del.. Montreal,' freights,
bags' included: 'Bran, per. ton, 529;,
shorts, per ton, $31; middlings, $35;
rood feed flour, 52:15 to 52.25.
L ,
Ontario wheat ---=No. 2 white, nom-
inal. •
Ontario No. 2 white oats --61 to
$4.50, to: 55; .No.'2, 58.75 to `54.25.'
Northern, Potatoes, Ontario—No. 1, 51.40.to.
51.50; N 2 $'125't $1.40.
Smoked meats—Hams tried; 26 to
53c. -
Ontario corn-Nominai.
Ontario flour—Ninetyer`cent. pat.,
P
in jute bags, Montreal, pr'enpt: ship-
ment, _55.10 '.to 5$5.20; Toronto .basis,
$5.05. to $5.15; bulk, seaboard, $4.95
to. 55.
Manitoba flour -1st pats., in cotton
sacks, 57.10 per bbl.; 2nd: pats., 56.60. 1
Hay—Extra No. 2 timothy, per ton,'
track, Toronto, $15 to 515.b0; No. 3
timothy, mixed,, 512 to 513.50;
514; �
lower grades, $8.
Straw—Car lots, per' ton, track, To-
ronto, $9:50:
Cheese—New, large, 20e; • twins,
22c; triplets, 23c; Stiitons,:22 to 23e.
.Old, large, 32e; twins, 32c; Stiltons,
33%c.
Butter—Finest creamery prints, 35
to 86c; ordinary creamery prints, 33
.to 84c; dairy, 24_;to 25c; cooking, 22c.
Eggs; new laids,, loose, 32c; new
l.aids, in cartons, 36e.
Live poultry—Chickens, milk -fed,
over 5 "Ibs. ` 25c; do, 4 to 5 lbs., 22e;
do, 2 to 4 lbs., 20e; hens,' over 5 lbs.,
28c; do, •4 to 5 lbs., 26c; do,'8 to 4 lbs.,
22c; roosters, 17c ducklings,' over 5
lbs., 30c; do, 4 to 5` lbs., 28c; turkeys,
young, 10 lbs. and up, 25e.
Di essed-; poultry—Chickens milk -
fed, river 5 lbs., 35e; do, 4 to 51bis., 30e;
do, 2 to 4 lbs., 25c; hens, over 5` lbs.,
30c; do, 4 to 5 lbs., 28c; do, 3 to "4
lbs.,;: 24c; roosters, 24c; ducklings,
; over 5 lbs.,, 300; do, 4 to 5 lbs., 29c;
turkeys, young, 10 lbs. and up, 30e.
Beans -Canadian, hand-picked, • lb.,
7c; primes, 6a c.
Mn le er. im .
P products—Syrup,P
fiper, 5 -gal. m .40 per
2. 0p
al.`i
B •P S' !
gal. 1VIapie sugar, lb., 22c.
Honey -60 -lb. tins, 102 to lis per
L ; 3-2?�-lb. tins, 11 to 12ltxc per rib.;-
peace with Britain. Ontario comb honey, per dos No. 1, it
y�G, G9.YAP,-'Yr51SC.vux�. r. G.' cep--:-.•�KMFBCSi3LM�. XSCC3�'iTtl.10L•'._^_A�..vmm+�Y'aiaevw..<r911m".CS.�f4,1.�! ,.
Amonj -o es- advantages disclosed
'upon consideration are the solution of
the cdal problem for 'industries novo'
Compelled to rely on steam -power` be-
cause of a lack of the adeguaitd de
velopment'of the water -powers df the
country and the assurance to the pulp
and paper .mills of cheaper wood by
eliminating the expensive hauls now
necessary and obviating many diffi-
culties 'which periodically 'arise in this
connection.
From the Canadn viewpoint it is
enormously gratif3nng, to sae -such a
transfer advocated ,from the United/
States' purely as a measure to benefit
United States -Industries. Canada has
striven to encourage such establish -
merits by 'every means within her pow-
er, but the national benefits. indirectly
following across the line, have not been
considered. Mr.' Seitz. makes it ap-
parent that such a transfer of activi-
ties is not only. calculated to work out
to the advantage of the manufacturer
accomplishing such a move; but brings
an el;pansion of activity from lesser
activities in its wake, so'•that;the Re-
public has nothing to lose from such
movement.
Such action on the part af, pulp arid
paper' manufacturers in the United
States would not radically differ from
that which the Dominion has been ex -
o' ° periencing for some years. The major
28c _cooked' hams 38 to; 41c smoked proportion of, Canada s 100-pul „arid,
rolls, 26 to 28c; cottage `rolls, 25 to paper plants have, been ;located. i'
28c; breakfast bacon '80 to 33c; ape- Canada by American` rnaiiufacturers
cial'brandbreak"ast baser' 85to'88e; and thegreater art of then ca italiza
backs, boneless;, 37 to 42c. tion' of 22 600000 in` them is"United'
Cured in $
eats Long clear bacon, 60 States mane Tlie same ativanta es.
to 70:lbs., 518;70 to 90 lbs., $17.50; y g
N ,
timber limits and
of prex.lia y'to their
90 lbs. and.yap, 516.50; lightweigh`c
the realer ` availabilityof" 'water
rolls, in bbls., 536; heavyweight rolls, g
$83. P
ower has induced them to such a
" The embargo laced in certain
Lard—Pure tierces , 168/6 to 161/xc; sip• slab g P
1614pulpwood
tubs, 'to 'evinces on the ax ort of u u o d
pails, '17 to 171/ac• P P. P P
17c; P , ,
this
prints 18%c. Shortening,in the raw state has'furthereds
:,s tierces, 14113
1,y.c., pastaking to �15c;=tubs;• 15 to. 15„_ils, 15'/a establishment. A new firm�'startng .
to 16e;-prints,.17 to 17%c. • out to supply''' the `American market
Choice, heavy steers, $8.25 .th 58.50; with these forest products naturallybutcher, steers, choice, $7.50 to $8; do,
locates on Canadian soil; the advan
good . 7 to, 7.50 ; do, med.,6.50 to
'Gages are the same a.n old. companyn
57; do, com., $6•to.$F.50; butcher heif- g
ors choic ” 7 to• 7.b0 do,'med.,6.50 transferring its act.th.vties, wth, the ac
-
locates
@' $ $ . $ cruin benefits to the' nation which
to '$7; do,: cora, $6 to .$6.50; •butcher., g. .
cows, choice, `55.50to .6.50; do, rued., have been pointed out.
54.50. to $5;26; canners''' and` nutters, . According to United' States .statis
52 to 5'.50 • butcher bulls good,.$5 to' t i Republic hasan annual per
, ! g , $ tics the Rep b is
$5.50; - do, com., 58.50 to'• 54; feeding capita consumption of 40 :pounds of
steers good; $7.50 to $8; do, fair,' $6' n wsprint and '60 ,pounds hof other '
to $6.50• stockers,ood
g $ 5.50 to $6;
'grades of paper. That country's pro- -
do, fair, 55 to $5.50;,mllkers-spring-.
g magi l
era 'li"i duction ofnewspaint is bei.„ rapid y
c o ca, -$30 to $110;rcal res; choice
i•
$10' to 11 • do med $8,,to . 9 50• ' do overtaken by the Canadian output,
corn., , $4 to $ 6'; lambs choice 1'$ to bringing the time within sight when
com. �t $ Canada' will assume`a world lead. At
516;do; , 57.50o $12; lambs,...
spring, each $9 to $17;;sheep, choice, the present time the United States' is
light, 57.50 to' 58.50; do, choice, heavy, dependent on Canada for 95 pee cent..
$6 . .to .57;. do, culls and bucks, 54 to of its newsprint supply, and 85 per
55.50; ,hogs, ,fed and watered, $11.25;
do, f.o.b., 510.50; do,• country points,
$10.25.
MONTREAL
Corn,„Ani. No. 2 yellow; 51.01. Oats,.
Can. West,, No. 2, 65 to -65%c No. 8,
62' to 6234c; extra No. •1 feed, 59c; later. Certainly there is every ad -
No. 2, local 'white, 56e. Flour, Man..vantage: both to Canada.` atid''the Un -
spring wheat pats., $7,80;' seconds, ited States fore producers to complete
$6.80;; -strong'-bakers', `$6.60; winter p
its choice $6`15 Rolled oats ba
thc' manufacture of their product 'in'
cent. of the newsprint manufactured:
in Canada goes to make the. news
papers of the United States. A grow-
ingg'•tree in an' Ontario forest has tensa
a pap1r' read in Chicago, onA+xkt.
00. lbs., ,$3.1.0'to' $3.20`.' Bran, $28' Canada`'
Shorts,•.830.. - Middlings! 535. Hay,
No. 2,,,pe a ton,,,car dots, 515 to 517.
Cheese, finest easterns, 15/e. But-
ter, choiceeii`"c'reainery,'80 4 to 80%c.
Eggs, selected, 83e. Potatoes, per bag,.
car lots,'S1'.80 to 51,85e
Canners, 53.75;" med' caws $5 good
I
e;
Clear as a Crystal'..,
Radio has brought new life to the
worn .out phrase "clear es' a crystal
Tri the early days of the radiophone it.
i' rich
difficult o at a tuba set which
was d u t a
cows, $5.75; bulls, $8.50 to $4.25;
calves med. to fairly0 5. functioned without aneying the listen -
$6.50;
go a! $., 50 to
i.
x6.60; do•oam., $4.25 up; good light ex with scratches and sandy noises.
sheep, $7; spring lambs,' $5.50 to $7; This difficulty has partly vanished, due
best, 8 8” perdesignreceivers ,more
do,s 1 cwt. Hogs, .11.50 o bettor or cess leis and i
'11x7 for So
WS; $ 5 0 good lots; s.nvs, $8 to tuningknowledge on the part of the
g
radio public. Perhaps the first person
who heard a flawless radio concert
rushed out immediately afterward to
broadcast 'tile information to his.
friends. If so he probably described
the reception by sating that li was as
"'clear as a crystal!"
He referred to the old meaning" of
the phrase, which likens the object
compared to the - perfect lucidity of a
soothsayer's glass ball or-crystai. Many.
amateurs have used the phrase in ite
old meaning,and it is olids' lately that
the newer application has been nncll.rt w•
stood, In a reflex- receiver: whisre
vacuum tubes are:used, in eonection .:
with �a_galena detector, the reoeptien
is reimarirahly distinct, and; free ,roar(,
annoying tube n�olses1,, Reflex .receivers.
aro becoming more popular ()very' day '-
and
azad amore people too' becoming ac•
auaih:i;ed w101, their unblemisbod, per-
formance', The galena detector is re-
sponsible, of course, and when a radio
enthusaas't says ills reflex receiver is
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