The Goderich Signal-Star, 1978-08-31, Page 44Pe9e l0
Bob Pegg of WVi wham vma.s-Iasiyears most most sportsmanlike player
Alex McEachen was the most
sportsmanlike player in 1976
Smile, darn 'ya
"We are out of gas,"
the- local Romeo an-
nounced. His date im-
mediately pulled a flask
out of her purse. -
"Aren't you thought-
ful,' he said. "What is it,
scotch or rye?"'
"Neither", she replied,
"It's gasoline."
A man says things
aren't .. like they were
when he was a boy. His
son has a coloured T.V., a
stereo, a home movie
outfit, several radios and
a telephone in his room.
"When I want to punish
him," sighs his father, "I
hive to make him, go to
my room.'%
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A reluctant wife found
herself drafted as a
fourth at bridge. •She
poked at her hand, then
at her husband and
muttered, "Let's see
now, what have we here'?
A nice ten of valentines,
an ace of cloves, a nine of
arrow heads and ...
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A young boy was being
taught the proper way to
ask a girl for a dance,
half an hour later he
asked the dance in-
structor, "Now how do I
get rid of her?"
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One of the nicest things
about growing old is
finding your children
crossing the generation
gap to your side.
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Classified ad in
newspaper: "For Sale:
bird cage suitable for two
lovebirds or a swinging
single."
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76 The Square Goderich.
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we feature Char -Broiled Hamburgers & Hot Dogs.
or, try one of Our Breakfast Specials.
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