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Exeter Times, 1916-12-21, Page 7The Christmas Card That Travelled Half the boys of Miss Hathaway's school were gathered in an eager group at the foot of the steps,.,- Miss Hathaway had been giving them a lit- tle talk on Christmas presents that af- bernoon. "I'vegot fifty cents, and I'm going to spend it all," announced one, "I've got a bank, and I shall take all there is in it," cried another. . "I shall give my dolls and half my "'2 bean-bags; I'm tired of dolls anyhow, chimed the third. " I shall give something I'm fond of," said a black-eyed girl, with a toss it of her head. "1 slia'nt give any old cast-off things!" "Well, I shall," retorted a boy on the edge of the group. "It's all I've got to give someone that didn't have so much as we did; and I'm sure folks. like that won't mind it if things aren't brand • new!" And he tur"nied and went whistling down the street). It was the beginning of a general breaking -up; and by twos and threes the rest went their various ways, laughing, and calling merrily back to their comrades. There was one, how- ever, that did not laugh, chatter or call back. It was Carrie Austin, walking all alone down a side street. Caurie was puzzled, and not quite invir-ppy. What was there, indeed, that. she could give ? Anything new was out of the question—she had no money to pay for it; and as for old things --- one headless doll, a few torn books, a amok brooken hoop; surely none of these could she give for a present. Yet ib had seemed so easy that afternoon while the" teacher was talking—so easy to make some one happy that was poorer than she. All through the week before Christ- mas, Carrie puzzled over the question; but not even so much as a bib of rib- bon could she find that was fresh enough to give away. On thentwenty-third of December the postman brought her a letter, and in the letter was a bright new Christ- mas card with a sparkling, snow-cov- ered house in the corner. "O!" cried Carrie. "Isn't that love- ly!" Then 'she propped the card up on the mantelpiece and stood off to ad mire it "Mother, just see how it shines!" she exclaimed exultingly, as a stray sun -beam came through the window and lighted up the diamond -dust :: on the card. "But your letter, dear -you hav'nt read your letter," reminded MrseAus- tin with a smile. "Sure enough!" laughed Carrie, picking up the letter which bore the postmark of a neighboring town; and this is what she -read: Dear Pussykins: I saw this card in a window to -day and thought of you you do so love things that spkle. Keep it or give ib away just tthich you like. ,. Love and merry Christmas from 'Brother Will. Carrie laughed gleefully. "That's just like Will," she cried "The minute he's got a spare cent in his pocket off it goes for something for us! 'Give it away,' indeed!" she added .scornfully --then stopped short. She suddenlly remembered that for .al whole week she had longed for some- thing to give away. • Carrie did nob speak again for some time. She wandered restlessly from room to room only to come back every few minutes and look at the Christmas card on the mantelpiece. 1 ,x "It isn't enough to give away. any- ion how," she told herself; then some- thing seemed to answer: "You know better, Carrie Austin. Ib is big enough for you to like, and if you like it some one else would!" At night she put the Christmas card in an envelope and sent it to Nellie 'Randall, the girl who sat two seats in front of her in school, and whonever brought much for luncheon except dry crackers and• bread without butter. Ib was the next morning that Nellie Randall rushed breathless into her mother's .room. "Mother; mother, see!" she panted. "Some one has sent me the loveliest Christmas card/ Now I can do what the teacher said; now I can send sonfething to one one pourers, than I m ! But who shall have it, Mother ? Mary, Tom, Henry or Jack?" It was a weighty question. Nellie Ilkand her mother could not decide it at ' once. Mary was poor, certainly, but Tom Henry had a sick mother and no father; while Jack—poor Jack—was crippled himself and could not run and.•Yl ay -'like. the other lads. At last it was decided; and with shining eyes Nellie hurried away for an envelope and a stamp. That afternoon on the first mail, Jack Talbot received a bright new Christmas card with a sparkling, snow covered house in the corner. "Humph!" grunted Jack. Then he scowled and tried to look as if he wore 1 not pleased. • Jask was not a favorite at school. At first the scholars had tried to show how sorry they were that he could not join in their games; but he had met their advances with sullen looks and short words, so that gradually his schoolmates had game to leave him pretty moll to himself. Jack was not able to be at school every day, bub he had been there on the afternoon that Miss Hathaway d given her little talk on Christman presents and :many times since, then he had thought of ite ' urine J04t as if thera eat ld be anybody poorer than I am!" he' would mutter to himself sometimes; and then almost always he would retnem- ber Mrs, Murphy, the little old woman on the floor below who took in wash- ing. • t For some time after the Christmas card came Jack sat 'looking at it. He picked it up and tilted it from side to side that he mighb catch the glint of the diamond dust. "'Tis kind of pretty," he said aloud, almost grudgingly. "Ilumph! I won- der what Mrs.. Murphy would say to this ? Guess: she'd think 'twas a little bit ahead of that old pdstai card picbure she came toting home .last week; and she thought that was fine even if it was all torn!" After: a time he arose and limped stealthily down stairs. He paused at Mrs. Murphy's door and was just tak- ing something from under his coat when the* door opened and Mrs.' Murphy herself appeared. Bless you, boy, how you startled me!" cried the little old woman. "D -did I?" stammered Jack, hasti- l ly thrusting something under his coat and stumbling on down the stairs. Ten minutes later, after walking once around the square, Jack slowly climbed the stairs and stopped once more at the washerwoman's door. "Hi there, Jack! I was just look- ing for you," called.a boy's voice; and again Jack thrust something hastily out of sight. "W -were You?" he stammered. Jack seemed to be doing 'a good deal of stammering that afternoon. "Well, here I am." And he 'limped baldly along without so much as a glance toward the washerwoman's door. Long after dark that night, how- ever, when the house was quiet, Jack crept downstairs and tied something to Mrs. Murphy's door -knob. It was on Christmas day that Carrie Austin's mother answered a `timid knock at her side door. "Why, good morning, Mrs. Mur- phy," she said pleasantly to the bent old woman on the doorstep. "A merry Christmas to you!" "And it's just that, ma'am, that I've come to say to you," returned Mrs. Murphy, in an eager, quavering voice. "It's always you who have been doing things for me potatoes and tea, and a bit of warm flannel—and never a thing could I do 'for you. But now, ma'am, I've got something you'd like —something I'm sure you'd like. I found it hanging on my door -knob this morning, and I hadn't more than set my two eyes on it before I said, `Sally Ann Murphy, you've got it now; that's just the thing to give good, kind j Mrs., Austin and Miss Carrie.' And here 'tis, ma'am, and a merry.: Christ I mas to you!" she finished, handing out a flat, brown paper parcel. "Thank you, thank you," called Mrs. Austin, as the little old woman hob- bled joyfully down the walk. "Why Mother!" cried Carrie in amazement a little later, as the wrap- pings fell away from Mrs. Murphy's gift and disclosed a bright new Christ- mas card with a sparkling snow cov- ered house in the corner. "Why Mother that's my very own card that I sent to Nellie. I. remember that lit- tle black mark on the back." It was some days before Carrie un- derstood nderstood the mystery; then she over- heard Nellie Randall say: "0, yes, I sent something. It was a Christmas card that some one senb to me—such a pretty card, all snow and sparkles! I sent it to Jack Talbot." "And Jack Talbot lives just over Mrs. Murphy!" cried, Carrie under her breath, as she hurried home. "Moth- er!" she cried, bursting ,into the house, "only think! First Will sent that Christmas card to me, then I. sent it to Nellie Randall and she sent it to ,Tack Talbot. And what did Jack do but take it down to old Mrs. Murphy's and tie ib on her door -knob, and then Mrs. Murphy brought•it to us. My! how that Christmas card has traveI- ed!" she finished, as she hurried over to the mantelpiece to examine with new interest the wonderful card with its sparkling, snow-covered house in the corner,. Where the Card Came From. The stingy young man approached the flame of his passion. "Did you receive many Christmas- cards, Miss Buzzer?" he asked, by way of a beginning. "Oh, yes! And. there was one—un- Signed-that I thought particularly dainty and artistic. I'm sure it came frdm you!" `Indeed!" exclaimed the delighted gentleman. "And what makes you imagine so?". "Why," replied the maiden sweetly, "because I sent it to you' last Christ- mas!" At An Armory. The head of a great gun and arm- or=making establishment said to the agent of a foreign Government: "Then, sir, I am to understand that you want us to make you an armor plate that no projectile can pierce? We are producing armor plate like that daily." "No," replied the military agent,,:; "you mistake me. I want to know it you can make a gain that will pierce. any armor plate manufactured t" "Certainly, sir, Certainly," was the prompt answer; "we do that Bort �ti{ thing every day;" 11, When Christmas time comes round As though the long, long years Roll back and take away our cares And dry up all our tears; don't know why it is, but when The great day comes along I get to feelin' young again, And kind of turn to song, And whistle and go on just like A boy would. I'll be bound, The old world seems to brighten up When Christmas time comes round. I'm tickled at the Jumoin' Jack And all them kind of things; like to watch the toys that play .,, By windin' up the springs, And somehow—don't know why it !sae Love seems to fill the air, And I forget I've enemies Or troubles anywhere; • And every little while I sort . Of listen for the sound. Of voices that have long been still, When Christmas time comes round. it seems 1 wish that i was Santa Claus And had a magic sleigh, To visit all the children who Look forward to the day— The orphans and the cripple's and The poor folks everywheres All children that are good and kind And don't forget their prayers; )'ll bet you that they'd all be glad When they got up and found Their stockin's fairly bustin' out, When Christmas time come round. Oh, happy time of jinglin' bells And hills all white with snow; Oh, joyful day that takes us back To care -free long ago' I wonder if up there above Where happy angels roarn They do not get to thinkin' of. The happy times at home, And turn, in fancy, back once more To listen to the sound Of voices that have long been still, When Christmas time comes round? MAKING CHRISTMAS A BURDEN. A Worried Mother Writes the Follow - "With the approaching Christmas season cannot a word of protest be uttered against the custom of ex- changing gifts between pupils and teachers ? The writer was present at the closing of aschool term last year, and saw a teacher open gift after gift piled up on her desk. It was easy to single' out those who had not brought presents by their distressed and unhappy faces, their sensitive lit- tle hearts feeling as if they were un- der a ban for not being able to do so as the others. A sorry beginning for so joyous a season. Even if the gifts are not brought to the school, but sent direct to the teachers' or schol- ars' homes, would it not be better simply to have the good wishes of the season exchanged, without the ex- pense and formality of a present? "I know of one family where the three children expcet to take a gift to each of their different teachers. They are asked also each year to bring something for a donation from the class as a whole. The same thing is repeated in the Sunday school, •each child giving to each teacher, and each one also expected in addition to con- tribute to some special charitable ob- ing Protest. ject. The father and mother of these three children each have sunday school classes, one of seven scholars, the other of five. If they pursue the same method in their own classes and give a remembrance to each pupil, and also contribute to the special object chosen by each ,class, the grand total of the presents given by this one fani:- ily would reach tthe extraordinary number of twenty-six, aside from the immediate relatives and friends. "Is is any wonder, therefore, that Christmas becomes a great financial and nerve -exhausting :brain ? This is especially the case when the bur- den falls upon the tired mothers, who have to select; the gifts. An overdo- ing of anything, however good of it- self, ceases to be desirable. In the needless multiplication of Christmas gifts have not many of us lost the spirit of joyousness and true thankful- ness ? In our absorption in "much giving" do we not often forget to thank oar Heavenly Father for the Gift of gifts, whose advent we are supposed to be celebrating?" "A Mother." To this we would like to add a word for the teacher, longing to remember each little one, and without time or money to spare for such a purpose.. Let love and loving wishes take the place of all this strain, �bIWN88 Giving and Christmas Chr ! :as diving .and Christmas Living It was Annis Crosby, in her pathe- tic: black dress, advertising the recent loss of her mother, who startled them all by coming to the first meeting of the Christmas sewing -club with a large darning -bag, We had hardly expected her to have the courage even to think of Christmas this year. "It isn't city that we don't feel very Christmassy at our houee this year," she said, drawing a boy's thick, ugly riiebod stocking over the darning -egg, "but I've been doing a lot of thinking lately, especially about Christmas. For one thing I've come to the realization that we-ve all grown fanatical over giving instead of living ---and maybe over getting, too—but ;with most of us here, present -making has become a regular vice," "Why, Annie," expostulated Marion, the most ardent and eleborabe giver of all "giving things is the very es- sence and spirit of Christmas!" 1 "Giving, yes—but not altogether; giving things, Marian," replied- Annie, quietly. "I don't know quite how to express what I mean without seeming to lecture—but don't you think thele are gifts more important than the ma- terial ones, and, too, better selections to be made when it comes to the ac- tual gifts themselves? None of us ever count the cost of all our Christ- mas preparations. I thoroughly be- lieve, for instance, that we could choose a few more 'boughten' presents and use the time Lind effort we expend on Christmas sewing to better ad- vantage. If I'nr not mistaken, Mar- ion spent her Christmas holidays in bed with the grippe last year," she added with a faint smile, "just because she was tired out and her resistance was low when the grippe germ roam- ed'in her vicinity that's one kind of unreckoned cost, but not exactly what I mean, either." She :bopped, hesitating. "Go on, go on!" urged several of the girls. The group of eight busy teach- ers had formed a little club which met once a week from the first of October for the laudable purpose of working on their Christmas gifts. Of course nobody accomplished all her Christmas sewing to the accompani- anent of tea and little cakes and much balk; in fact, each of the eight had somehow' to manage seven iiresents for the other members entirely outside of the club meetings, to say nothing of ; gifts too cumbersome to -carry about. But the club furnished the impetus for a vast amount of energetic Christ -1 mas labor, so that eight pairs of eyes, already tired by the close work of core recting papers and writing reports 1 and plan -books, were taxed after the school day for many a song hour; nerves, taut` and tense from the class-' room noises, were put to final strain by the confinement of sewing; eight intelligent brains centered frantically ;for weeks on producing tea -aprons, ornamental traveling -cases, embroi- dered shirtwaists, fancy pincushions and coat -hangers, hemstitched table - linen, tatting, crocheting, and sheer and fragile dress -accessories dear to the feminine heart. I i Annis cleared her bhroat. "After Mother died' I gradually began to not - t ice how everything fell on me—how. 1 the younger one were off about their s I own affairs all the time, and nobody s had time to help. Right there I sat 1 down and asked myself how much time I, personally,' had been giving Mother when she was with us. I 'i counted up the hours and minutes, and t the sum total was, oh, so pitifully lit-' . tie! I used to think it was fine of me f to work hard and let Mother use most of my money; but I know now that f money isn't everything, and that there three of us clubbed together and bought her a lamp—and Mother rare,' • ly had a chance to use it at- all be- , cause we usually ,monopolized its ' light. The traveling -bag Don. gave her he used himself, and we all walk- ed over the new rug—Mother simply kept it clean. Thio year we're. going to put our savings into a few sub- stantial things the, house needs, It's our home now, and even when the was hero, it wasn't just Mother's exclusive- ly. We'll have councils over the In - `. Homme ade Christmas Gifts A "traveler's friend" is a pin case that can be tucked ill a corner of the suit case or traveling bag, and that carries all sues and colors of pins. A strip of cretonne twev]c inches long and eight wide, has ane end rounded like . the lap : of a pocketbook, The strip. is then bound with• narrow rib- bon or silk tape. Eight leaves of white flannel three inches and a half wide and not quite two inch; s wide are chases and committees and the kind pinked, on circ side and the wo ends, of celebration Mother would have liked Two are bound together with the:' tape over the installation. Any one who or ribbon, and the four groups stitched 'still wants to cultivate the individual. to the center of the cretonne strip, feeling can do so in a separate small one above the other, with' equaf in- gift to the house—an egg -beater or a servals between; the sides of the strip new book or a sofa pillow or anything are then folded over the leaves, and else we can all get some satisfaction the fold stitched to hold it flat. After out of. the leaves are stocked with pins the "Then for our friends, lettbrs and case is folded up like a pocketbook, greeting -cards and 'service -promises' and a cretonne covered button and will be all. We don't—" loop of the tape added for fastening.. ere - "Please, Annie," interrupted Marion, For this use a pretty striped ere- "what ado you mean by 'service-pro- mises?' tortnis best. mise:? Pretty curtains for a boy's roam can an - "Why," smiled Annie, "if Dorothy be made of a very light weight un - should hand her mother a note saying bleached domestic cotton, fhnishirng that her Christmas present was a . them about a foot from.the top with contract to darn stockings or do mend- asix-inch band of cretonne which re- ing for two hours once a week, that petits the colors of the wallpaper and would be a 'service -promise.' The carpet. Such curtains are, pretty, Dorothy's mother could have the fun not easily torn or injured, and can be of embroidering centerpieces instead laundered easily. Nor is it much of doing the less interesting work. If ;trouble to renew the cretonne. Marion should decide to give Myra. For a young housekeeper'a couple Conwayall the time she isputting into of big checked gingham aprons, nicely that baby -jacket, takingcare of, the, made off, folded neatly, tied with red other children, for instance, while ribbons and with a sprig of holly Myra rests or gets out for a change thrust through the knot look quite without the children, that would be a Christmassy. service -promise: And without want- Stocks and collars of silk braid, the ing to criticize, it's been the experi-; kind that draws up on a thread and ence .of most of my friends with forms charming curves, are easily babies that the practical 'boughten' : made from the patterns, which cost things, like hot-water bottles and about 25 cents each. Very little work diapers and rubber bath -tubs, are far: is necessary—just joining the braid more needed than the francy garments. and putting in a few filling-in stitches. Im've f es'h thougr ht of lobownns 'service-pro-1 ly-- hel P ng i giver has greatest s to think le ofthe suitablestmas gifts Roy with his mathematics, taking one for her mer friends. Almost any of Edna's settlement classes off her man will like a pretty and serviceable hand. Thesre are really lots of uses box for his handkerchiefs tot some - for time if you Gaunt up how much thing all lace and frills, but one that there is and what you can do with it " is practical. A sweet grass basket "Do you believe in giving people! in box form, or one on raffia, with the clothes for presents, Annis?" demand -1 inside wadded and lined with thin silk ed Dorothy. "I don't. Every year j and a cover that lifts with a. ring Ted gives Jack a necktie and fine a I or hook instead of a ribbon •1?n�a*,,-will pair' of gloves, and Jack gives Ted suit the average• man "real first- rate." silk socks and me silk stockings— rate.. Find out ' do t the color of your friend's stockings— 'rad secretly nobody likes' what the other has chosen. And if I want to r room, and—unless she has one, make invest in a new party -dress in October, { her a pretty pincushion in that color. Mother says, 'Wait and see what; Chooseoothe desired e, cover with the Santa Clause aloes for you'—most like -1 stretch all over. lace over ly forgetting and giving me underwear; the top. Make a ruffle of the silk— when the time . comes! I can't see; 'China silk is best, pinking • one edge much present about something you' and gather and sew the ruffle all, have to have anyway!" round the cushion. Take lace edge "In families where there are children just a trifle narrower than the ruffle, you can't banish gifts—they always I gather and sew neatly around over expect toys," protested Anna, the the latter. Finish the corners with youngest member. bows or rosettes of narrow ribbon. "Yes, they do," Annis agreed, "buil A pincushion recently seen at the usually they get too many and very Woman's Exchange was made of pale few well-chosen ones. As long as chit- j blue satin in the exact style of a dren are at the expectant age, give' mattress. It was "boxed" in proper them playthings with which they can ' form, and. tufted as mattresses are by make or do something. Good tools, :baby ribbon run through and tied in building-blocks, the various kinds of the tiniest of loops. Very small wood and metal building toys, :cis -1 pearl buttons might be used instead ors, knives, paints, electric motors, of the ribbon. Men like such a pin- ewing-outfits, crayons, raffia—things: cushion; it it simple, and there is "no ikesthat. After a while they esti{ nonsense collegeabout it." learn to make things for others, and man always likes things filially come to the household -gift' connected with his college or uni- dea, outgrowing personal anticipa- versify. Cushions in college colors ions."' are always appreciated. So are pic- "We've always devoted the day be -1 tures for his room, scenes•from the ore Christmas to making our own a campus, the portraits of the faculty candy, Clara said. "We've done ib, properly grouped, the football team or or years, and everybody helps. Bee. boat crew, views of the buildings, prettily framed in passepartout. 4 strange. new u%ortcicr•whtsper tri the. ni +i wind,. That's a song of r.� hur on the ftp of morn; Oh; cart you hear tttm wIngtrrg, he wtw secs the earth a-s''Ln sag, who holds the, woraac,- of tlu tuorta to tus pate arms. new • born? Sand low; sing. Low, oh you who feet htsprtsence, Fo'- great and good and gtorlous u ftc He Rae the awesome dawning ofthe only wuttrr.•morning When. sin. arta hate ena sorrow arc Lost In charity. t can. make the sinner saLntly For a. tttcr,ntnty A.He can nt.akc the sonata sykeru let fora day. Then wh.tte yec has spell Ls o'er- us. he wail march. along t,efvre. aver out crtto slit silence of the sitaaows on away. Oh cynics, ruts from Christmas unto Christina:. Piot then gee place to baser ,nen a:na wjse. Though you prcoch yow sorry story, still we. know bunt UJc Ls gLory: For 1 thunk we are the rrctd wortct through the thrtstmas spates eyes. THE SPIRIT OF RIS_ CH T,N�•.AS • AY D MACE EDG)NTON foreheand we make or buy pretty were lots of little matters I might b have attended to, but mostly there was so much time I might have spent c oxer and the children fill them to give to their friends. When the andy's put in cornucopias on the tree, they eat too much, and get at it sur- reptitiously., "Our Christmas plum pudding is made a month beforehand," remarked with her that I can never have now. "Take this Christmas sewing-club— we've had it for six years. If it was just the one afternoon a week, I'd say it was a fine thing -bringing, us Millicent. "It's another family in- all together, having a good, jolly time; stitution. We all seed raisins and and forgetting other work. But that's' cut citron till our arms ache. Then the smallest part of Christmas. After; it's boiled and hung in a bag in the we leave here we all spend every spare; attic to season. It comes on the minute sewing on a lot of unnecessary; Christmas table blazing all around." things that don't do the people . who; "Wouldn't it be a fine thing," Annis get them any good, and all that pre-' said, "if families could get together clous time might be spent being with; once a year and talk over their income people we love, doing things for them, and expense -budget frankly? Decide making life easier. There is a little how much each ought to spend for tinge of selfish indulgence in the clothing, for example, and let each way some of us concentrate on the' spend it whenever he or she wished pleasure of making Christmas bhings." 1—take birthdays for the really indi- "But what," naked Clara in bewild-, vidual gifts, the little luxuries, and erment, "are we going to do about the turn Christmas into a day of broader presents? I think it's all true about thought, good will to all? Have the too much giving, and over in our' whole family unite in whatever fun or school we all joined the 'Spivs' to celebration there is—such as install prevent collections for the principal ing a new phonograph or a big chair and officers, but home giving arid your or an elecrtic light or a beautiful set friends are different—you wouldn't of 'best' linen—arid then bry to have! feel right, not to reneraber them." the day one of `peace en earth' instead "We could begin right here in this of confusion and commotion? The meeting by pledging ourselves to big Christmas dinner's all right—the family feast belongs to the traditions that ought to be kept alive—but the work of it shouldn't fall on one mem- bet' of the family." "We can't give up our Christmas tree," said Clara,' "but. we could cer- tainly,adopt some of these other siig- gestions that make Christmas a day for all the familtto think about loving and serving each other better and doe ing things in unison." omit all gifts to each other, couldn't we?" suggested practical Elsie. "Or limit it to a card of greeting or a letter or camera picture," put in Millicent. "I suppose," said Dorothy, slowly, "my mother would have more actual satisfaction if I brought her darning bag to these meetings instead of mak- ing her this centerpiece I've started. X believe I'll dog it, .Annis. I just love to embroider and I hate to darn—but what shall I' do for a Christmas pre- sent for her, saneething she'll really like?" Annis considered. "We've been thinking at home that our so-called Christmas presents to Mother weren't really personal' gifts at all. Otte year. Featherstone: "I wonder if your sis- ter realises, Willie, that during the last two months I have given her ten dollars' worth of sweets and #lowers ?" Willie: "Of course elle does. That's why she is keeping her engagement with ,Tisa Ettiriing a secret." Christmas Musings. The joyous bells are ringing The message from above, And worshippersare singing Of God's unfathomed love: Of love in sending Jesus From glory bright and high, Down to Bethlehem's manger, For rebel man bo die! Love! Higher than the heavens, And deeper than the sea, Broader than a world of sin So gloriously to free! Such love transforms the rebel; His Spirit and His Word Implant the love undying, Make sinners "Sons of God!" In turn, God asks the homage Of loyal hearts to -day, Who prize the loving Saviour And labor, watch and pray. Oh; swell the anthem ever; Tluoughout the circling years, For love unbounded nev,,,,c.,.- Should pall on ransomed ears. In Need of Repair. "When I bought this automobile. from you a few weeks ago," cried the irate purchaser, "you said yoa would be willing to supply, a new part if it broke anythingl" "Certainly, sirl" agreed the manu- facturer. "What can I have the plea- sure of providing you with?" "Weil," tep'hed the purchaser, "1 want a pair of new ankle[, a left eyti, three yards of cuticle, a box of assort- . ed flngerenails, four front teeth, and it funny -bone!" The observation of' Christmas 1:4im gat in the sestottd century in dit'fereilt months •J'anuarar, April, of 24.1ri