The Goderich Signal-Star, 1984-11-21, Page 4PAGE 4 —GODERICH SIGNAL, -STAR, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 21,1
DAVE
SYKES
Soh Bradley nearly madethecelebrated
trip down the church aisle Saturday.
Admittedly his almost -trek down the aisle
was 20 years premature and. his mother and
I had hoped he would make it with someone,
else. You know, a girl.
Bradley's aunt was married on the
weekend andalong with the female member
of the dynamic duo and his partner -in -
crime, Laura, the kids got their first look at
marriage from the very start. It was an
auspicous social debut for the children and
by all accounts they passed the test.
While they were in attendance largely on
the pretext of witnessing their aunt's mar-
riage, there was also the matter of watching
their mother, the matron -of -honour, making
it down the aisle without falling, tripping
and generally making a scene.
She was preoccupied with the notion of
tripping for the entire week but I did much,
in my usual consoling manner, to allay those
fears. "What's the big deal. You've been
walking for 29 years," I offered without a
trace of sympathy. "If you find yourself tak-
ing a second step with the same foot,
panic."
The procession to the front of the church
went smoothly and Bradley watched wide-
eyed at, w
the edge of the ped, while his
mother and aunts made their nervous ap-
proach to the scene of the nuptials. '
Tailing his father by. Burp . , when the
wedding, party had reached the front of the
church and prepared for the charge by.the
minister, Bradley made an pnpetuous dash
out of the pew and was pros g down the
aisle. Fortunately, one of his uncles manag-
ed to lunge into the aisle and grab an arm,
thereby sparing this dutiful dad great em-
- Amassment.
"I just wanted to go see Aunt Kay," he of-
fered matter of factly while the congreaga-
tion giggled and guffawed.
"Sorry pal, but you have to stay here and
talk quietly please everyone is looking at
us," I said.
"You have to talk quietly in church don't
you dad?" he says in not too quiet tones.
"Hear that organ. Nice music isn't it dad?
Look there's a piano, can I go and play it
dad?"
He tries to wrestle out of my grasp and go
and play the piano. Fortuneately, I manage
to restrain him but the chatter continues in-
cessantly, albeit, semi -quietly.
"Where are the men with the waste
baskets? Can I have a quarter to put in the
waste basket dad?" he, asks. "It's a collec-
tion basket," 1 answer: "And hopefully they
won't be collecting today."
"Why not dad? Why do they don't want to
do it?" he asks while I grapple with the com-
plexity of the question.
"Lots of people here ell dad? There's Un-
cle Craig. Did you drive your Oldsmobile
here?" he questions before moving right on
to the next topic without hesitation.
"They all have the same dresses on dad,"
he offers as his mother and bridesmaids
lineup at - the front for the marriage
ceremony. "Is that guy the Pope dad?"
"No Bradley he's the minister."
"Why isn't he the Pope? He looks like a
Pope dad," he offers while I bury my head
in my hands.
"Dad, I better hold my sweatei= `up like
this so everyone can see my new tie," he
says admiring the midget clip -on version
purchased that very morning for the occa-
sion. I suggest people can see he's wearing a
tie and without too many more inquiries he
falls asleep in my arms while his aunt ties
the knot.
I'm not sure if he'll remember his first
wedding but I will.
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By Dave Sykes
An informed decision POSTSCRIPT
Last week the fledgling Huron Chapter of Canadian Parents for French held an infor-
mation meeting at GDCI featuring three pro -immersion speakers.
A great deal of dialogue has ensued over the past year since the prospect of the im-
plementation of French immersion in the county school system surfaced. Subsequently,
a great many letters have appeared in the newspaper and submissions have been made
to the Huron County Board of Education expressing a myriad of opipions both pro and
con on the subject.
Perhaps, through meetings like this, worried parents can have some of their questions
answered and some of their concerns alleviated. If these professionals cannot alleviate
those concerns, then parents utlimately must make a decision for their child based on the
best information available.
Many people are against the concept of immersion and a number of people are obvious-
ly in favor of its inception in county elementary schools. Still, there must also be a seg-
ment a parents who are still unsure of the benefits of the program and who wonder if it's
the right choice for their child' or children.
It's not an easy decision for either the board orthe parents of the children.
The Huron -Perth Roman Catholic Separate School Board has made the decision to of-
fer early -total immersion from Kindergarten to Grade 2 in St. Marys Separate School in
Goderich. The board motion authorizing that landmark step in local education contains a
number of provisos that should easily be met in Goderich.
The public school board will soon act on a recommendation from its ad hoc committee
set up to investigate immersion.
,At the Goderich meeting last week, a representative of the Concerned Citizens for a
Better Basic Education outlined that group's concern with respect to the cost of immer-
sion for rural taxpayers. The group advocates a user pay system so proponents would
pay the entire bill of the program if it was implemented.
Cost is not the only factor that worries parents. A number of other concerns have been
expressed with respect to social differences the program could create with identity or the
effect of the program on a child's learning capabilities.
Proponents of the program have valid arguments to back the launching of this unique
educational experience which now involves more than 150,000 children across Canada.
Ostensibly, parents will have to make the choice for their own child and hopefully that
choice will be made without apprehension. It may be a frightening proposition for both
parent and child and that's why the program merits careful consideration.
But while people are quick to either praise or downgrade the program and the effect it
has on the child, those comments may be offered without extensive research. Meetings
like the one in Goderich at least serve to put people in contact with professionals who
have .worked with the program. At least there was some meaningful dialogue on the sub-
ject and both sides expressed their views.
Irrespective of whether you believe in French immersion or not, hopefully the decision
you make for your child will he an informed one. D.S.
JOANNE BUCHANAN
At the risk of offelktl ing a lot of people out
there this week -including some of my own
friends -I am going to write an anti-smoking
column. I'm giving you fair warning -if you
are a smoker who is going to get all defen-
sive about your `right' to smoke, then you
can stop reading right now.
I got the idea to write this column after
editing some copy which came across my
desk recently from the Huron County Health
Unit. It stated that the dangers of smoking
are even more extensive than originally
believed and went on to list a whole series of
healthroblems directly linked to the filthy
habit.
But just when I was breathing a sigh of
relief over the fact that I'm a non-smoker, I
also read about the dangers of second-hand
smoke.
Unfortunately, we non-smokers are con-
stantly being assaulted by the smoke exhal-
ed by others. I used to just grin and bear
this, but now that research has shown that
second-hand smoke poses a serious threat to
the health of us non-smokers, I've decided to
take a stand.
I'm really angry because I feel that
smokers have no right to pollute my en-
vironment. If they want to close themselves
up in a little room and literally smoke their
lungs out, I don't care. But when they're fill-
ing up the same room I'm in with their stink-
ing smoke, it really bugs me!
The most distressing thing about a smok-
ing habit is that it affects everybody, not
just the person with the habit. For instance,
if you are in the habit of biting your nails,
drinking too much coffee or over -eating, the
only person you are hurting is yourself. But
if your habit is smoking, then you harm
everybody around you.
Have you ever noticed how the smoke
from a cigarette never drifts into the face of
the smoker? It always heads for a direct, at-
tack on the eyes, ears, nose and mouth of the
non-smoker.
Being in any confined space or travelling
in a car with a smoker -especially when it's
too cold to roll down the windows -is the ab-
solute pits. It's very hard to breathe in those
situations
Also, at dances, I've been left sitting at a
table with two cigarettes going full blast in
the ashtray, while their owners are up danc-
ing, blissfully unaware that their smoke is
billowing into my face. I used to just blink a
lot and try to dodge the smoke. But no more
Mr. Nice Guy. Next time, I plan to stub the
rotten little offenders out when the situation
calls for it. It's time we non-smokers started
sticking up for our rights!
I heard a comedian on television the other
day who feels the same way. He said when
smoke from someone's cigarette blows into
his face, he feels like he's having a bodily
function directed right at him -like someone
burping in his ear or sneezing on his shoe.
Disgusting as it sounds, it is a very accurate
comparison.
You know what else? I can never figure
out why people who smoke bother to shower,
put on deoderant and perfume, get all dress-
ed up or even brush their teeth. Smoking
cancels all those things right out. And
what's even worse is that the smoke is pass-
ed onto the skin, hair and clothes of the non-
smoker. Personally, I'm sick and tired of
coming home from the office and most
social functions reeking of smoke.
But perhaps the worst scenario of all is go-
ing out for lunch and having someone who is
sitting near you, light up a cigarette before
you've even had a chance to savour your
last morsel of food. This is the epitome of
rudeness. For me, it's like having someone
throw up right at my feet. It spoils my whole
meal. All I can smell and taste is cigarette
smoke when I should be smelling and
tasting the food I paid for.
What is truly frightening though is the ef-
fect a pregnant women who smokes can
have on her unborn child. Research has
shown that smoking increases the risk of
miscarriages, still -births, low birth weight
babies and health problems in the newborn.
Why would anyone deliberately harm their
child this way?
I think the most pitiful sight I ever saw
was a woman balancing a baby on her knee
with one hand while smoking a cigarette
with the other. A shroud of smoke was sur-
rounding the poor child who was actually
blinking and coughing. The child's right to
clean air and healthy lungs were clearly be-
ing violated and there wasn't a darn thing
that could be done about it.
Pm not saying that everyone who smokes
is as totally inconsiderate as those I've
described in this column. But while they
may net blow smoke directly into the non-
smokers' face, they still represent a serious
health hazard. They are poisoning
everyone's lungs, not lust their own.
I don't know what the solutions are.
Perhaps more places should have
designated non-smoking areas and no -
smoking rules should be more strongly en-
forced.
I do know that we non-smokers have to -
start being more vocal about our rights. We
shouldn't allow people to smoke in places
where we have control over our
environment -like our homes and our cars.
We should ask to be seated in the no -
smoking sections of restaurants, trains,
planes, etc. and insist that the rules be
obeyed in these sections. And finally, if so-
meone's smoke is bothering us, we should
speak up and tell them. It might not do any
good but it's better than sitting there chok-
ing down our anger and resentment along
with the smoke. We wouldn't allow someone
to spray toxic chemicals right over our
heads, into our faces, on our clothes and skin
and into our food, so why are we so willing to
put up with other people's smoke?
Smoking is now considered the chief
preventable cause of death in Canada. And
knowing this fact, if people still want to kill
themselves by smoking, that's their
business. But they shouldn't be allowed to
drag the rest of us down with them.
When a meeting is called by a group of
evangelists in order to spread the Word, can
the atheists claim a right or equal time at
such a meeting? Wh n a farmers'
organization conducts a le rning session on
crop improvement, do urb n activists get to
use the occasion for making anti -farm
speeches?
Or do equal rights meap that the atheists
and the activists have-dvery right to call
similar meetings for the advancement of
their own messages, in a place and at a time
of their choice?
These thoughts went through my mind
last week when I attended the first
information meeting organized by the
recently formed Huron Chapter of Canadian
Parents for French. I went as an interested
observer, to learn from speakers "with
access to the latest research, information
and trends in core and immersion
programs".
Having learned several languages, but not
by early immersion, I find this method of
considerable interest and worthy of dose
attention. The meeting presented three
experienced and articulate speakers whose
observations were enjoyably informative.
Many people had come to learn how to make
French immersion work in our area for local
children.
When some vigorously anti -French
sentiments erupted from the floor during the
question period, it became equally obvious
that a number of people had come in order to
rain on the CPF parade - to declare war on
language immersion within our school
system. The meeting was indeed referred to
as a public debate and thus had no clearly
defined format or mandate.
The "question period" started with the
reading of the long anti -French letter to the
editor recently printed in the area
newspapers under "Parents alone don't
have the right to decide". The additional
comments made by the reader on behalf of
the "silent majority" left one with the
uncomfortable feeling of witnessing a
deeply anti -French (not just the language)
sentiment. I had thought that in this part of
the country we can do better - that we were
long past the linguistic and ethnic
• animosities and intended to educate the
children for the benefit of their more varied
future possibilities.
While it is perfectly natural that
practically any subject can invite
expressions for and against, there is no good
excuse for attempting to block for others
what we do not, like for ourselves. The
French immersion discussion is entirely
voluntary. The king list of objections has
really no validity for those parents who are
willing to overcome all the expected and
imaginary difficulties.
The "user pay" attitude applied to French
could be logically concluded by a suggestion
that perhaps only people with children at
school should carry the education costs
which are considerable. In reality the
taxpayer who never had children .or whose
children are grown shares the education
burden handsomely. These taxpayers can
also make a boomerang out of the statement
used in the immersion opponents' letter
saying that "we don't feel that parents alone
have the right to decide what their childreh
should take at this age". Indeed, parents
should not perpetuate their prejudices and
old grievances through their children's
education.
If a valuable element in today's education
for tomorrow is French immersion, those
who want to make use of it have a good case
for going ahead. The program would be
available to all children. The only way how
it becomes "elitist" is if you make it so by
refusing to let your child participate.
Backward and arrogant language
legislation in Quebec is indeed irritating and
objectionable, but ignorance in Montreal
does not warrant imitation.
Being neither French nor English I see
good reason for.prying open more old doors
in our large and marvellous country.
ELSA HAYDON