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While .l. blearily made vain attempts to
watch the Canada -Russia hockey game an
television Monday evening) memories of an
historic' series between the teams a dozen
years earlier surfaced:
Everyone has his or her Own fond recollec-
tions
ecollections of that eight -game hockey war that on-
ly fuelled the myth that Canada still produ-
ed the best shinny players ever to patrol a
prairie pond.
Our argument may be quickly losing its
validity and it may be painfully obvious that
more than one country has taken a key page
out of our hockey manuals and parlayed it
into a superior game. We no longer stand
alone.
Irrespective of a battle of words over who
still lays claim to the best hockey players in
the world, Attat intrigued me the most of
that relatively meaningless match Monday,
was -the between-..pericul-interview with one
of the Soviet hockey stars, Mr. Larionov.
is .the. eustom in such penetrating and
.,_.... _ ,w
poignant interviews, the interviewer asks
the .questions and a. translates in turn asks
the hockey star the same question,. The
hockey star will mumble an answer in Rus-
sian and the interpreter will relay the
message in English.
Now back in1972, I was able to watch the
Canada -Soviet super series in the comfort of
hpme in Cambridge. Still attending school, I
lived with mom and held a distinct advan-
tage in that mom is most fluent in Russian,
having' been born in relative obscurity
somewhere in the Ukraine.
During such interviews, mom could point
out if any irregularities had taken place; ie.
a player giving a totally, off-the-wall answer
to a dumb question.
It never happened, that I remember, but I
have always been suspect of such interviews
ever since. These Russians are clever peo-
ple and are given to playing games with
_Ca'nhdiai , spn ily-during--the-Ga, ada
Cup Hockey Tournament.
The Russians will invariably insist on
wearing the same colour sweaters the -Cana-
dians had planned on wearing, press reports
purport, and they have a penchant for selec-
ting the referee that will least appeal to the
Canadjlancontingent.
They will Politely complain and push their
point to the lilt until they are dealt with in
a firm but polite manner. For the most part
theyyback off. But the point being, they look
for very little edge.
So it was with great distrust that I listened
to the interview. Afterall, the translator was
from the Russian News Agency, Tass, and
he may have asked ,totally different ques-
tions than those posed by the interviewer.
Or, perhaps the converse was true and he
may. havetehanged Mr. Larionov's answers.
The hockey public may never know the
truth.
If that was the case, the interview may
i' ii+'i%e'gfi�ilCe 2i9a:
en ging the Canada cup' i'ournament?„
' le translator spatted in Ru sslah, listeng
as the player replica and responds.
"Everyone in dis place here is complete and
total crazy from home."
"Ohfine. And how does he Tate the hockey
competition here over the past few weeks?"
The translator and player converse again
and.the translator speaks; "I would like to
be very much impressed with Coca-Cola and
tight blue jeanses_ that I see Canadian
womeii�.wear. Yes, very much impressed."
"Well, I'm glad he's enjoying the hockey.
Now what does he think his team's chances
are of winning; the Canada cup?"
. The two Russians exchange quiet
whisPers, the player, nods, then the
translator nods in agreement and offers a
reply. "Yes, he says that everybody would
be likin g to defect to Moose Jaw and be
drinking much Bluebatts Beer; tank you
"Most interesting, thank you,"
"Would you ask Mr. Larionov how he is
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A clear mandate
September sparkle
by Dave Sykes
for Brian Mulroney POSTSCRIPT.
It was ultimately clear in the September 4th federal
election that Canadians voted for change.
Prime Minister elect, Brian Mulroney and the Con-
servatives, rode the crest of a Tory Blue tidal wave that
began in Atlantic Canada' and retused to subside until it
bashed over the Rockies in Western Canada.
Never has a Canadian electorate so overwhelmingly en-
dorsed a change in government, sending Mulroney and his
party to Ottawa with 211 representatives in the House of
Commons compared to the paltry 40 and 30 seats held by
the Liberals and New Democrats, respectively. One in-
dependent was elected in Metro Toronto and speculation
suggested he would cross the floor to join the governing
party.
Mulroney has been given one of the strongest mandates
in Canadian history, and he boasts a balanced support
with seats in every province and region of the country.
But that kind of support comes the responsibility to act
and to act with the interest of all Canadians at heart. The
nation is now looking to Mulroney to take it in a new direc-
tion, to provide new incentives and opportunities and
mere numbers in Ottawa cannot supply the answers.
The change in government, given the magnitude of the
endorsement, will help the Canadian economy and,
coupled wtih Mulroney's commitment to encourage in-
vestment, check government spending and put a halt to
the national debt, and should provide some short-term
stimulus.
While Mulroney has the endorsement of a nation, he will
be saddled with the arduous task of keeping the governing
party on the right course and keeping it unified. Govern-
ments cannot be expected to provide solutions, economic
or otherwise, to every problem but it helps if they are part
of the solution rather than the problem.
While the fortunes of the Liberal party soured drastical-
ly during the campaign, the party cannot look off in dif-
ferent directions for a new leader. The campaign, in its
dying stages, was rife with speculation that only a man of
the calibre of Jean Chretien, could have restored the
hopes of the Liberal party. He may have made a slight dif-
ference in the province of Quebec, but even his own
plurality in this election was severely cut -over the
numbers he posted in 1979.
Former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau may have had
more of an influence on the election than the party intend-'
ed. While former cabinet ministers fell by the wayside in
this election, their fate may have been sealed in the
patronage issue.
Trudeau was generous to departing ministers and
members of the House, and Turner's acceptance of those
gifts effectively told Canadians that he lacked leadership
qualities. He was in a touchy position, but made no at-
tempt to deal with the issue.
Ed Broadbent renewed the fortunes of the new
Democrats in the election, after numerous polls suggested
the party would reach new depths of despair. There is
reprieve, for the moment, and Broadbent is calling his
caucus the "only real opposition."
The Canadian electorate has *put faith and trust in
Mulroney and the Conservatives. With the memory of the
slow -to -develop government of Joe Clark still fresh in
peoples' minds, the Prime Minister -elect will do well to
get on with the nation's business.
Cars and I'have never gottenclog. I don't like
them and they don't like me. I see them as a
necessary evil in today's modern world. They
are more trouble than they are worth and if I
didn't have to have one, I wouldn't.
I guess part of the reason why cars annoy me
so much is because they make me feel helpless.
They are a mystery to me. I have no idea how
they work and as a result, when something goes
wrong with my car, I panic.
At one time, whenever I would hear my car
making a strange noise, I would just turn my
radio up louder to drown out that noise. My
theory was that if you ignored th`e noise long
enough, it would go away. However, this theory
proved false.
I also figured that maybe I could talk to my car
and coax it to run better -you know, the way peo-
ple talk to houseplants to make them grow. This
theory proved worthless too.
No matter how I pampered, wheedled and
tried to reason with my car, I would always end
up taking it to a garage and would then have to
display my ignorance to an exasperated
mechanic.
I remember one particular time when I had to
have my windshield replaced because a stone
had cracked it. I phoned the garage to explain
the situation and to see when I could bring my
car in for an appointment.
"What kind of a car is it," asked the voice on
the other end of the phone. "A blue one," I
replied.
"Can you be more spec'ific'," he asked. 1
thought I detected a slight note of impatience in
his voice. I told him I would go and check and
call him back.
When I called him back with the snake and
year of my car, he had yet another question—
"Does your car have an aerial"
This time I was confident in my answer. I knew
there was no little steel antenna poking up from
my hood so 1 told him "no".
JOANNE BUCHANAN
He seemed hesitant about accepting this
answer -perhaps because of my previous
answer. "Does your car have a radio," he con-
tinued.
When I told him it did, he insisted that I had an
aerial. Are there two thin black lines running
up the middle of your windshield," he grilled.
When I told him there was, he informed me that
that was my aerial.
"Well, isn't that amazing. I never knew why
those lines were there," I said. He didn't seem
happy to be playing the role of teacher.
One more thing. He asked me to bring my in-
surance card with me when I Brought the car in.
• I wasn't sure if he meant I had to get a special
card or just bring in my regular one so I
repeated, "My insurance card?"
I thought I detected a slight note of sarcasm in
his reply this time. "Yes, you know. It's that lit-
tle square pink thing," he said.
When 1 took my car in the next day, I walked
into his office and handed him my card. Then he
came out to look at my car. "You told me your
windshield wasn't tinted," he said sternly. I had
forgotten about that part of our conversation.
"I couldn't tell. I didn't think it was," I replied
and left feeling like a child who has just been
scolded for a misdeed.
Not long after I had my windshield replaced on
this particular car, my exhaust system (is that
what you call it? ) fell off. The rust was so bad on
the whole car that I was afraid it would
disintegrate right before my eyes one day soon
you'd think if they can put a man on the moon,
they could invent a car that doesn't rust,
wouldn't you' i "
Anyway, it was then that I made a major deci-
sion and decided to buy a new car. Not brand
new. Just newer than what I had.
After car hunting until I thought I'd go crazy, I
finally' settled on a 1982 Buick Skylark. "I really
like this car and I am determined that we are go-
ing to be friends," I told myself.
I started by memorizing its make and year so I
wouldn't have to answer by color when people
asked me what I drove.
I also took to hanging around car washes on the
weekends, trying to keepy new vehicle
meticulously clean. And I bout nice fancy floor
mats for it.
However, recently I developer • proble li star-
ting my car in the mornings whe tr, ,,r: scold. It
kept stalling. Stalling can be erve-wracking,
especially when you have to back out of your
driveway onto the highway every day. There I'd
sit in the middle of the road with traffic coming
at me in both directions while I tried to re -start
my car. I was beginning to feel like a kamikaze
pilot so I decided to take my car in for some ex-
ploratory surgery.
Of course, I needed a certain part replaced and
it ended up costing me more than " I had an-
ticipated. As the mechanic patiently explained
what had caused the problem and what had been
done to fix it, I couldn't help but think, "Here we
go again."
I got to bring the old useless car part home in a
plastic bag. I don't know exactly what it is but I
think I'm going to keep it on display or use it as a
paper weight or something -just to get my
money's worth.
Somehow, a part of my relationship with my
new car has been destroyed.
"I fed you. I kept you clean. I am nice to you.
And look how you've let me down," 1 lectured
when I brought it home from the garage.
And in case the old guilt trip didn't work, I add-
ed some threats. "If you break down again soon,
I may trade you in and you could go to a family
with four kids who will drip ice-cream cones all
over your upholstery and jump up and down on
your seats."
We'll have to see if my car has a conscience or
an aversion to children. If so, perhaps we can re-
build our relationship. I'll keep you posted.
"I am a police officer.
You call me to chase the kids off your lawn,
Then you call me a bully!
You call me when your husband beats you
But you shout "Pig" when he's handcuffed!
You call me to catch a itckless driver
And you curse me when you get a ticket!
You call me when you're threatened with
harm
But you cry "Brutality"when force is met
with force!
You call me to protect your property
But complain when I catch your son
stealing."
This is part of a poem written by Jim
Kincaid, publisher of Sault Ste. Marie
Weekly, and reprinted in general and police
publications.! picked it up in The Mitchell
Advocate where it appeared udder the
heading "The other side of the ticket".
Although, the poem addresses another
issue, the lines caught my ,eye as sadly
applicable to a local situation and
presumably to police work in general,] am,
of course, referring to a number of quite
remarkable comments made at a recent
meeting of the Goderich Board of Police
Commissioners and described in a report
last week.! feel deeply uneasy about some of
the expresssions; they read like a bad script
for a cheap movie in a location I do not
know.
So we take our seats at the annual police -
bashing ceremony.This includes the usual
swipes in the general directionof our young
people who "wouldn't think twice"about
bashing in the heads of our frightened police
officers trembling in' hiding places and
waiting to be rescued by rock -throwing
vigilantes charging ahead with baseball
bats, • urged on to victory by popular
battlesongs from the commissioners.
I have always felt safe and secure in this
town, day and night,and expect to continue
to do so.Blowing relatively minor incidents
to dramatic and even hysterical
proportions, harassing the police in their
naturally difficult work by vague
accusations,and. finding constant fault with
the officers fof failing to remedy society's
ills in ,every corner at all times is very
unreasonable .It will not lead to a better
relationship and safer situation, but is
humanly likely to undermine confidence and
morale on several levels.As a resident of
this town I am concerned about the nature of
possible signals and invitations in
suggestions that any restraint by the police
in dealing with minor infractions is the
result of fear of our off -spring.
Hearing • vigilante committees even
mentioned disturbs ine deeply.I find
commissioner Alvin McGee's comments a
comfort. the worst thing we could do would
be -tolerate vigilante altivities under
whatever name or excuse,let alone making
official use of"such groups or individuals, in
or out of uniform. I want to be sure that my
protection is in the hands of trained
professional officers and never at the mercy
of possible personal animosities,
intrigues,biases and preferences of private
interests.
If there is a complaint about a police
officer either neglecting his duties or giving
offence in another way, such a complaint
must be factual to justify its existence. Each
case obviously has a time, a place and a
name attached to it and the details must be
reported promptly, in order to make it
possible to conduct a meaningful
enquiry 'There is a fair mechanism in place
for investigating complaints, either against
police -offtCers or otherwise, in a
businesslike and rational manner. In my
view it is the commissioner's duty to uphold
the businesslike approach to law and order.
Private individuals may indulge in gossip,
up to a point; persons holding official
positions have a responsibility to do better.
I refuse to believe that our local police
officers were sleeping on duty. If a
commissioner received such a complaint
and failed to investigate the serious
allegation immediately through proper
channels, the commissioner is negligent in
her duties . Again, without a name, place
and time there is no case, .just gossip. I
expect that the factual information is
forthcoming; if not, an apology to the local
police force is in order. Undeserved
shadows left on our police officers reflect
on the public they serve.
It appears that the commissioner's
discussion at the meeting included a
reference to the increase . in •criminal
activity in Goderich-an odd observation in
view of the fact that Chief King's reports to
the commissioners repeatedly stated the
opposite.
Besides, a lot of the happenings described
are surely more of a temporary nuisance
than serious "criminal activity ". Some of
them (like a person's right to spend the
night on the beach) are not even that. Any
restrictions of civil rights would certainly
result in an outcry of a different kind.
I also object to the frequent put-down of
our young people. Let us teach good habits
and manners by example in our homes from
where they come; let us not presume that
their aim is bashing heads in, even if they.
are noisy. It goes without saying that any
get -tough policy cannot be selective -it must
be applied to young and old alike, and to
people in glass houses.
We expect fair treatment from the police -
let us be fair in return.
ELSA
HAYDON