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Time stood still for a few brief seconds
Sunday evening before the reality of the
situation sunk in.
The Toronto Argonauts won their first
Grey Cup m over 30 years and suddenly the
world .has changed. It will never be the
same. Toronto will never be the same.
Habitual denigration of the Toronto
Argonauts and other Toronto big -league
sporting endeavors, was a Canadian way of
life. An institution that was a part of the
very social fabric of this country.
It was rather chic to be able to rattle off
the latest Argonaut or Maple Leaf jokes.
They may have been decidedly cruel jokes,
but true nontheless.
I have been a type of closet Argo fan over
the years, 1 am able to profess now, but only
because consistent humiliation plays on my
sympathies. I could empathize with the
members of the Toronto Argonauts football
team, habitual losers, men who found a way
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Decide on local needs
Last week, Goderich town council finally received its
long awaited traffic study. A joint venture commissioned
by the town and the Ministry of Transportation and
Communication, the report was prepared by the M.M.
Dillon Company and will be studied in depth by the works
cornrnittee of council Monday, December 12.
The works committee will subsequently make some
recommendations to council.
The study examined problems areas in town and offered
low-cost solutions to alleviate those problems.
There are some major recommendations in the report
that will require a great deal of thought and others, no
doubt, will be simply filed along with the report. But the
traffic report, while it is thorough, will not relieve the
debate surrounding a contested issue -traffic signals on
Bayfield Road.
In fact the report suggests that traffic signals are not
warranted and further recommends that Bayfield Road
become a through street by removing the stop signs at
Britannia Road. The traffic, the consulting firm recom-
mends, should be stopped east and westbound on
Britannia Road.
Much of what the report recommends is based on
Ministry of Transportation and Communication
guidelines. Guidelines are based on numbers, numbers
are established after exhaustive research and field study
and serve as a base or definitive starting point.
But the numbers can't always be accepted as relevant
to a particular situation. Every intersection is a poten-
tially dangerous one and every municipality must make
decisions on the placement of traffic signals with the best
interests of the residents in mind.
The report says traffic signals aren't warranted but that
will not alleviate the fears some people have for the
children crossing the street to go to and from school each
day. The report says that the crossing guard is the best
form of control considering the traffic and pedestrian
flow.
We do a lot keep our children from going to school
because the prospect of them getting hit by a car exists.
Rather, we teach them the best possible rules of safety,
instruct them to proceed in a cautious manner and obey
the instructions of the crossing guard.
Also, we implicitly trust that the motoring public will
observe basic safety rules as well and extend certain
courtesies to school children.
Ostensibly, the report caters more to the motorist than
the pedestrian and there is a concerted effort on the part
of the consultant to keep traffic moving in an efficient
manner. Some of the recommendations have merit while
others are based on cold and calculated formulas.
There is a proliferation of four-way stops in the vicinity
of the three elementary schools and Goderich and District
Collegiate Institute. Some of them could easily be
removed without damaging the safety of pedestrians or
motorists.
The consultant noted that the imposition of traffic
controls tends to annoy the motorist to the point where
they ignore the signals and create a potentially more
dangerous situation than the one officials tried to correct.
That theory has some merit but infers that the majority of
the driving public is incapable of rational thought and
bent on self-destruction.
As long as there are traffic signals, they will be ingored
or abused by a small percentage of drivers.
But before council makes decisions on the whether or
not to impose traffic signals at certain intersections, it
must not let MTC criteria be the deciding factor. The
traffic study merely provides additional information, the
decision must be based on local needs and conditions.
Amore visible force
If the Goderich Police Department was aspiring to
maintain a higher or more visible profile in the com-
munity, then new yellow cruisers will go a long way
towards achieving that goal.
The Goderich Police Commission recently announced
that it would make the switch to yellow police cruisers.
The Commission has authorized the purchase of a new
cruiser, which will be yellow, and the when the second
cruiser is traded, its replacement will also be yellow in
colour.
The Ontario Police Commission has stated that yellow
cruisers are more visible in the community and act as a
deterrent to would-be violaters of the law. Hopefully that
theory will apply locally when the town force switches to
yellow cruisers.
But, at the least, the police will be more visible.
to lose against all odds.
They were the Charlie Browns of
Canadian football and professional sport.
Their fans, a most faithful but oppressed
group of individuals, epitomized and
carefully fostered that loser image.
One could not ascribe to or become an
Argonaut fan. They are born. There are
certain inherent qualities in those fans and
they can be spotted from a distance.
An Argo fan is the guy who always trips on
a crack in the sidewalk on a crowded street
and looks behind him to determine what it
was that tripped him. If an Argo fan went to
a black tie affair (doubtful) his shirt tail
would be untucked at the back or his shoe
lace undone. That's the kind of image
projected by hapless fans.
But the victory by the Argonauts Sunday
did much more than shatter a Canadian way
of life. While it may have given thousands of
delirious, crazed and impaired fans cause to
gather on a major Toronto street in the
thousands and burn, destroy and pillage
public and private property, it had other
more sobering effects.
If the Arno -Note are now winners, then
their victory has rendered much of existing
Canadian folklore useless. They were the
epitomy of ineptitude but now have risen to
the heights of glory.
Is nothing sacred anymore?
How could we, as a nation bent on
destruction and failure, allow this to hap-
pen. There ought to be laws.
The Argos were, however, imaginative,
creative and innovative. They always found
a way to lose against almost impeccable and
unbeatable odds. But even in the Face of
such adverse conditions as an impenetrable
and confortable lead, they found a way, a
means to lose and suffer the indignity of
senseless defeat.
Those were the Argos everyone lolved to
cheer for. And it seemed, like a fairy tale,
that the futility would somehow last forever
and remain a Canadian standard.
Something to tell the kids and grand-
schlldren about.
Fittingly an era has come to an abrupt end
and for fans and sportswriters the transition
will be a most difficult one. It is now,
however, inconceivable to cheer or even
give fleeting consideration to another inept
group of men.
For a brief moment, as the Argos
desperately clung to a one -point lead, there
existed the possibility of another last-minute
loss. I expected it to happen.
Certainly, if they cared for our cultural
heritage or had a sense of history they would
have ineptly permitted the BC Lions to beat
them on the final play of the game. A bizarre
play that would have no chance of success
against any other team in any other game.
But, it was not to be. The Argos and their
fans are winners.
There is, of course, always the Maple
Leafs.
Reluctant participant
DEAR READERS
This is one of those days when people deserve a
chuckle. All of us (well, some of us) have en-
dured the confusion of traffic accidents and tried
to summarize on those pitifully inadequate in-
surance forms in a few words or less, exactly
what happened.
The following was published by Tilden,
Canada's foremost home-grown car rental
business, for internal distribution. Tilden ap-
parently picked it up from an Alcan publication,
which got it from heaven knows where. In any
event, these are summaries actually submitted
when police asked for a brief statement on how a
particular accident happened:
+ Coming home, I drove into the wrong house
and collided with a tree I don't have.
+ The other car collided with mine without
giving warning of its intentions.
+ I thought Kiy window was down, but found it
was up when I put my hand through it.
+ I collided with a stationary truck coming the
other way.
+ A truck backed through my windshield into
my wife's face.
+ A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
+ The guy was all over the road. I had to
swerve a number of times before I hit him.
+ I pulled away from the side of the road,
glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over
the embankment.
+ The gentleman behind me struck me on the
backside. He then went Lo rest in the bush with
just his rear end showing. 1 drove into a
+ In my attempt to kill a fly,
telephone pole.
By Joanne Buchanan
SHIRLEY KELLER
+ I had been shopping for plants all day and
was on my way home. As I reached an in-
tersection .a hedge sprang up obscuring my
vision. I did not see the other car.
+ I had been driving my car for forty years
when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the ac-
, cident.
+ The accident occurred when I was at-
tempting to bring my car out of a skid by
steering it into the other vehicle.
+ I had been learning to drive with power
steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought
was enough and found myself in a different
direction going the opposite way.
+ I was backing my car out of the driveway in
the usual manner, when it was struck by the
other car in the same place it had been struck
several times before.
+ I was on my way to the doctor's with rear -
end trouble when my universal joint gave way
causing me to have an accident.
+ I was taking my canary to the hospital. It
got loose in the car and flew out the window. The
next thing I saw was his rear end and there was a
crash.
+ As I approached the intersection, a stop sign
suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign
had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in
time to avoid the accident.
+ To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in
. front, I struck the pedestrian.
+ My car was legally parked as it backed into
the other vehicle.
+ An invisible car carne out of nowhere, struck
It has been reported by United States
Government sources that within the next
few weeks (as a Christmas message?
President Ronald Reagan will announce a
massive spending program to "develop the
arsenal of exotic space weapons" to which
he referred earlier this year when he made
his "Star Wars" speech. It appears that
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weapons scientists and military planners
found that after all there are no unsolvable
technical obstacles to Mr. Reagan's concept
of laser and beam weapons in space.
The price tag put on this new spending on
killing equipment is between $18 -billion and
$27 -billion over the next six years.
Predictably, according to a Reuter's
report from Moscow, the Soviet Union has
promised to respond with new weapons of its
own, if the United States powers take the
arms race into space. How many billions in
funds will be blown on that program is not
predicted.
I tried to absorb this news against the
backdrop of some shattering reports which
had reached me earlier. One is from the
Club of Rome (an international think-tank)
dealing with the looming crisis in the
world's food supplies. The other one is the
1982 annual report on World Military and
Social Expenditures prepared under the
sponsorship of several private U.S.
organizations, the Rockefeller Foundation
among them. Here are a few of the jolting
and heartbreaking findings:
The cost of one new nuclear 'submarine
equals the annual budget of 23 developing
countries with 160 million school-age
children.
In a world in which one billion people lack
the most basic necessities of life, the total
military expenditures reached more than
$660 -billion (U.S.) a year, i.e. approximate-
ly $1.3 million a minute. These are 1 ': 2
statistics. The expenditures for the "Star
Wars" preparations are still to come.
The global stockpile of nuclear weapons in
1982 was the equivalent of 16 billion tons of
TNT. By comparison, three million tons of
munitions were used in the Second World
War and 40 to 50 million people died.
These are some of the items in the report -
some of our realities. How is it possible that
the obscenity of these realities fails to
disturb so many of us? The two superpowers
glare and hiss and by adding weapon to
weapon become prisoners of their own ex-
cesses. By mindless and uncritical submis-
sion we become accomplices in the planning
of crimes against the inhabitants of this
planet, no matter on which side they find
themselves.
There is a dangerous impulse on this con-
tinent to see world events as manifestations
of good and evil and to think of policies in
terms of crusades. Thus a great many deep-
ly complicated situations and motivations
are often rendered too simple, too pat, too
mesmerizing, too seductively on the side of
virtue.
President Reagan has identified the
Soviet Union as the root of all evil, although
historically evil has been rather more wide-
ly distributed long before the United States
and the Soviet Union even existed. If it were
not so sad, it would give a good laugh to
remember the unmentionable that during
the Second World War the Soviet Union was
a good friend and a trusted ally of
Americans and Canadians alike and that at
the Yalta Conference in 1945 it was
Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin who "divid-
ed the world" in perfect harmony. If com-
murlism has changed at all, it must have
been for the better, because Stalin's terrible
purges died with him.
For myself, I am equally disturbed about
such real and near things as the Royal Cana-
dian Legion's refusal in London to share
with peace groups the cenotaph area of a
public park. It worries me even more to
hear that three Lucknow area school prin-
cipals (one of them a Christian school)
regard the theme "peace" as unsuitable and
"too political" for the children to write
about as their Christmas offerings. In our
world, flirting with the total destruction of a
new kind of war - has peace become a
shameful word? The answer does not come
from Moscow or Washington; it really starts
with ourselves.
my vehicle and vanished.
+ I told the police that I was not injured, but on
removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured
skull.
+ 'I was sure the old fellow would never make
it to the other side of the roadway when I struck
him.
-+ When I saw I could not avoid a collision I
stepped on the gas and crashed into the other ,
car.
+- The pedestrian had no idea which direction
to go, so I ran over him. •
+ The indirect cause of this accident was a
little guy in a small car with a big mouth.
+ I saw the slow-moving, sad -faced, old
gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car.
+ I was thrown from my car as it left the road.
I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
+ The accident happened when the right front
door of a car came around the corner without
giving signal.
+ The telephone pole was approaching fast. I
was attempting to swerve out of its path when it
struck my front end.
+ I saw her look at me twice, she appeared to
be making slow progress, then we met on im-
pact.
-a- No one was to blame for the accident but it
never would have happened if the other driver
had been alert.
1 was unable to stop in time and my car
crashed in to the other vehicle. The driver and
passengers then left immediately for a vacation
with injuries.
ELSA HAYDON
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