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PAGE 4 —GODERIcusnew,srigt, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 4, 1982
DAVE
SYKES
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The following column was written by
Joanne Buchanan for the vacationing
Dave Sykes. Dave will return emit week.
DIET is a four-letter word in my
vocabulary. My life is a ..constant round of
diet -binge, diet -binge, diet -binge.
I guess there are a lot of dieters outthere
because diet clubs flourish andthrOeople
who write diet books are laughing all, the
way to their banks. I'm too cheap to join a
diet club and I don't believe in the fad diets
, you find in books. I know what I have to do.
It's really very simple—just eat less,
exercise more and watch those calories.
But I have this problem. I love food and
I'm allergic to exercise. So, I just go
around telling people that I'm short for my
weight.
Believe it or not, there are some people
who can eat anything they want and not
gain an ounce (I just have to,.smell
something fattening and I gain two
pounds. I dui& its called osmosis.)
Anyway, these 'eat -anything -they -want'
people are always sabotaging my efforts.
Take the skinny little guy who usually
writes this column for instance. He brings
his lunch to work every day in a huge
paper bag. And sometimes he doesn't get
around to eating it all. He leaves home-
made muffins, cake and cookies sitting on
his desk after lunch. I know they are there,
just begging to be eaten and it really
bothers me. Sometimes I hint around.
"Hey, aren't you going to eat those?"
and he'll torture me by saying, "Maybe
later."
And then they just sit there. U it's an
apple or orange, it doesn't bother me.
Heck, I can eat those any old time. But
perfectly good baked goods going to waste.
ft's a sin.
I had a friend in college who wasn't
interested in food. Sometimes she'd even
forget to eat. Can you imagine! I told her
she should go and- have her taste buds
operated on. Anyway, she used to sabotage
me too. We'd go to the school cafeteria on a
break. I'd get a black coffee and she'd get
French fries: Then she'd sit and poke away
at the greasy little morsels with her fork.
"Want one," She'd ask.
"Okay, but just one. I'm on a diet," I'd
reply.
Soon she'd push her plate away with only
half the French fries eaten. I'd sit there
staring at them as they got colder and
colder. Next thing I knew, I'd be diving
into them and finishing them off. Drinking
black coffee and eating Frenchfries made,
about as much sense as drinking diet pop
and eating potato chips.
My brothers used to sabotage me too. ,
"Hey Joanne," they'd say: "Want to lose
20 pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
Ha, ha, ha."
The more they'd tease, the more I'd eat.
I vividly remember one Easter. My
brothers got huge chocolate eggs, candies,
etc. I got Melba toast and a pair of panty
hose.
Such is life.
For. all the abuse and torture I go
through over food, I should get my reward
in heaven—if I'm not too wide to get
through the pearly gates!
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They haven't gotten the message
• It haggles :one'n" mind boiv many people still haven't
gotten the message about just how 'tough a financial
Situation thisnation is in.
..Lto be sure, the unorghnized worker.:has gotten the
Message and has been living with it for not weeks or '
,,.months but Teats- WilaRPikt:Oled../.04Fai the would-
be
movers and shakerklinotile on about this, or that "in
"%nifty" having decreasellateeitirbeibri
they are in reality talking nonsense as far as the ,
• unorganized Worker is concerned. The wages and salaries
• of the unorganized haven't matched the inflation rate for
the past decade. For maniple, hydro rates which have
been a couple of percentage points below hiflation for the
past number of years have still been four or five per cent
above the average pay hicreases of unorganized workers.
O However the giants like Ontario Hydro and big 'oil
companies and big steel companies and big pulp and '
paper companies have gotten the message. They've
frozen the salaries Of top management and in some cases
have letgo a number of executives. They have laid off
• Workers hy thethousands.
And yet the spending goes on at government levels.
Recently in' the House of Commons, Canadians were
treated to examples of thousands of civil servants tripping
off to who -knows -what foreign land for who -knows -what
reasons. Jim Fulton, the. NDP member for Skeena, god
O bless him, would like to find out. And the president of the
Treasury Board, the Hon. Donald J. Johnston (Saint-
Henri-Westmount — Lib.), had better come up with some
answers because this is an issue that has Canadians
seething.
• Mr. Fulton has already supplied us with some un-
believable figures. For example, between May 3 and June
._. 18 of thia year 1,589.-ticketasvereiasued for trips for public
servants going outside Canada — not counting trips taken
by the glObentrotthig departmenti of External Affairs and
National Defence. The Hon. Donald J. Johnston has
agreed, 'The numbers do look high," and has promised to •
"look into the matter".
The other morning on • CBC Radio we listened to an
unbelievable interview with a director of education who
was bemoaning the fact that his level of people were not
maintaining the traditional difference in pay that ought to
exist between teachers, principals and directors and
O superintendents. He stated his salary is presently $59,600.
• Last Friday we received a lovely press release from the •
Ontario .Ministry .of Industry and Tourism — complete
with a glossy eight by. ten photograph of the Hon. Gord
Walker, Ontario Minister.of Industry and Trade. Now the
Hon. Gord Walker is a handsome enough looking gen-
tleman and we're sure a fine gentleman to boot — but we
don't think our tax monies ought to be spent by the
Ministry of Industry and Trade in this manner. It is good
of the Ministry to update our files for us with a two-page
biography of the Hon. Gerd Walker, but a little one -
column photo of the minister would have been sufficiept.
In fact the whole release was unnecessary .and uncalled
for. If the Hon. Gord Wallter is ever in our area, we're sure'
• our news reporters will get the story and • the' pic-
ture.—Listowel Banner
Pornography is harmful
The • Hon. Jean Chretien. Minister of \Justice and
Minister of State for Social Development, hag a new cause
these days. It is a cause that has struck a chord in a ma-
jority of people, especially women, across Canada.
Mr. Chretien's camels the stamping out of pornography
as it is now sold. and advertised in , virtually every town
and city in this nation. • • "
For years it has been out of fashion to criticize not only
pornography but the blatant kind of sexist attitudes as
5 portrayed in magazines such as "Playboy" and "Pen-
thouse". People haven't spoken out for fear of being
labelled as narrow-minded prudes. Besides there have
been all those sociological studies- telling us this kind of
trash is not only harmless but actually serves a need in
some people:
The thinking is changing.
People throughout the western world are now question-
ing the pronouncements of psychologists and sociologists.
Common sense is making us question them. If our lower-
* of moral standards is so harmless, how come in-
stances of crimes against women and children in par-
ticular have escalated?
At the very least obr laws should prohibit the public
display of sexist material. We believe most Canadians
would prefer to see it banned completely.—The Listowel
Banner.
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Historicname change bad
thtught to what July 1, 1867 ought to be called. They
finally settled on Dominion Day, keeping in mind the
quotation from the Bible: His dominion shall be also from
the one sea to the other.
The reference has nothing whatsoever to do with
colonial status as some politicians would have us believe.
Now we have a national holiday that rolls off the tongue
with the likes of Air oCanada, Canada Post -,-Canada
Agriculture, Canada Statistics and Metric Canada. Not
only is it ludicrous, but it reveals a singular lack of im-
sneginatten. Can anyoneitnagine the. French renaming
Bastille Day, France Day, or the Americans, calling
Independence Day, United States of America Day? Of
course not -
Friday, July 9, is yet another black day in this year of
darkness for our House on the Hill.
With a handfull of MPs (reports state there were 12) in
the Commons, a private member's bill was given three
readings and whistled through the House in about five
minutes flat.
That bill, sponsored by Liberal back -bencher Hal
Herbert of Naudreuil, changed,the historic name of our
Dominion Day. to Canada Day. Three Censer -Vali -tie
members in the House supported the bill. To become law
the bill now has only to be passed by the Senate, and with -a
Liberal majority in that chamber it is likely the bill will be- -
approved before the summer recess.
-Norinally 'private member's bills get nowhere in
Parliament. Allotted only an -hour of debate each, they are
usually talked out. At least one Tory MP is angry about
the Canada Day bill. Gordon Taylor of Bow River tried to
have the vote overturned because he said the 12 MPs
present at the time did not form a quorum.
Speaker Jeanne Sauve however said his Objection came
three days late and the vote stands.
So there we have it. Our most historic, our national
holiday given a name change on the strength of 12
members out of 282 voting on our behalf. It is a disgrace.
The Fathers of Confederation gave considerable
If the little minds that think excessive flag-waving and
Canada calling at the e*pense of traditionwill turn us into
better citizens really needed a Canada Day, why didn't
they wait and tag that name to the February flag day
we're bound to get one of these years? That kind of
mentality belongs in the dead of winter on a useless
holiday that accomplishes nothing except a further
reduction in our already deplorable production record. It
has nothing to do with our great and historic
past.—Listowel Banner
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DEAR READERS
SHIRLEY KELLER
I've been spending a good deal of time the last
few 'days in hospitals - both here and in London.
Of course there's a world of difference between
the local ' hospital and London's • University
Hospital.
It's not too surprising really. There must be a
world of difference in the cost of the building and
equipment ... and a world of difference in the
availability of absolutely excellent resident and
consulting staff. London is one of the foremost
medical centres in Canada, maybe even in North
America.
But there are many similarities too; and
Goderich. and area residents need to be proud of
• Alexandra Marine and General Hospital. It's a
haven of comfort to many sick and dying hi-
dividuals as well as those who are only requiring
minor medical attention.
' What I have observed most about hospitals
though, is the patients. There are all kinds of
patients with all kinds of needs,. And 'what one
patient finds acceptable and necessary, another
'patient will view as the -opposite. • .
But I've determined there are many
similarities too,*about patients .... and I've been
amused at how staff deals with those
similarities.
Perhaps the most common denominator is the
patient's concern for his or her own welfare. It
shows up in various ways as far as can tell -
maybe quiet acceptance of the situation, could
be total disinterest in what's going on - or
belligerent behaviour or even open worry.
But it is there, understandably, in every
patient confined to hospital - and not only
patientshut the families and friends of patients.
I've been studying the methods staff use to
handle these differences and alleviate as much
of the stress for the patient as possible. last
professional health care workers seem to
automatically tune in to the signals sent by the
patients - and the patients, even the difficult
ones, never seem to catch on they are being
"handled" or "helped".
Something as innocent as handing a patient a
glass of water and a toothbrush can be
significant I've noticed. No medical professional
would suggest brushing one's teeth unless it was
safe to do so - yet it can become a questionable
activity when a patient adopts a negative at-
titude about the routine.
So the nurse in this case, must recognize the
signs when handing a patient a toothbrush read
them accurately and proceed. accordingly. The
goal will be simply to get the patient to brush his
teeth happily and healthily.
I watched as one nurse skillfully maneuvered
an elderly gentleman into putting in his own nose
drops. The fellow had just had surgery on his
nose - and he was likely concerned about. doing
Something wrong when administering the nose
• drops himself. So he proinised to get to the
project after he'd been to the bathroom - and
then, as soon as the, nurse was out -of -sight, set
the nose drops aside Muttering, "I'd have to
stand on my head to get them in rny nose."
In a few minutes the nurse was back and asked
how his nose felt. "Fine" reported the patient.
"Those drops really helped."
The nurse looked at him andat the bottle. Then
she 'said very ctietly, "Are you having trouble
getting the nose drops in?" All the time she was
lowering the head of the bed and handing him the
nose drops.
She watched while he awkwardly used the nose
..drops.,. offering suggestions avid encouragement.
Such a con job on the poor old fellow.
"Boy, that really burns," he said.
"It will, burn for a while but that's okay."
(That's how she knew he hadn't used the nose
drops. He'd said the drops made his nose feel
better. Smart lady.)
When the nurse left the room, the patient
called his wife on the telephone to tell her about
his ordeal - and to complain about the lousy
hospital service and the over -paid staff and the
rotten care.
As he hung up the phone he turned to me and
said, "I can breathe much better. Those nose
drops did a job." And quite satisfied with him-
self, he settled down to read his book.
Another common denominator is the ongoing
assessment of the dietary staff. Very rarely will
a patient express satisfaction with hospital
meals. Patients seem conditioned to find fault
and to expect tasteless, colourless grub.
There are other things - like judging the skills
of nurses who administer injections or draw
blood.
And there are patients who count the number
of times the doctor visits as compared to the
patient in the next bed.' Or who judge the extent
of their illness by the frequency with which the
blood pressure is taken.
Fortunately for all of us, hospital staff here
and in London are aware of all the patient's little
games. They've seen them hundreds of times -
and learn how to deal with them all. They
manage to give good care in spite of all that.
I take m3i, hat off to them - and when it is my
turn to be hospitalized, I know I won't be much
different from anyone else. We humans are just
too much alike in that department.
ember of Metric Commission Capada writes
Dear Editor,
0. Your newsmer sepently
carried a Tetter earl Mr •
Steve Yeldon, preeidint of
Measure Canadian, urging
your readers to pressure
their provincial govern-
ments to undo the federal
metric conversion progrini.
Canadians are free, thank
goodness, to form whatever
opinions they wish about
metric, and to do whatever
they wish to try to forestall
it. However, as a member of
Metric Commission Canada,
I would suggest to those in-
clined to follow Mr. Yeldon's
advice that their credibility
is in jeopardy if they try to
dispute these facts:
1. The principle of metric
Conversion was supported -by
all parties in the House of
Commons in 1970 and 1975.
2. In 1974 each of the ten
provincial premiers said the
federal plans were accep-
table and conformed with
the provincial metric con-
version plans.
3. In 1976 and 1977 the
House of Commons debated
for eight days and a House
committee for another eight
days and Parliament even-
tually passed a bill Mitch
authorized the federal
cabinet to issue an order -in -
council making only metric
legal under the Weights and
Measures Act. This order -in -
council, authorized by the
Parliament of Canada, was
eventually issued.
4. The only penalties for
non-compliance are in the
Weights and Measures Act,
and have not been changed,
and apply only to retail mer-
chants.
__ Otherwise Canada's.
metric conversion program
has been fully voluntary,
organized and implemented
by those directly concerned
through 102 sector commit-
tees staffed by some 2,000
molunteers ken) the respec-
tive sectors.
6. All of the major nations,
of the world except Britain,
Canada and the U.S. are ful-
ly metric. Australia and New
Zealand started after
Canada and are finished.
Britain is stalled, but must
eventually move ahead
because the children learn
. only metric in the schools
and because EEC member-
ship requires conversion to
•metric. The ILS. is moving
steadily ahead, on a fully
voluntary basis. Although
the 11.S. Metric Board is be-
ing phased out, the Depart-
ment of Commerce is taking
up its work, and that depart-
ment expects the metric
system to be the
"customary" system in the
U.S.
7. For many years, Cana-
dian school children have
been taught only metric, on
the authority of the provin-
cial governments.
, —
Cleo Mowers,
abridge, Alberta.
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