The Goderich Signal-Star, 1982-04-07, Page 4•
PAGE 4—GODERICH SIGNAL -STAR, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 7,1982
DAVE
SYKES
We re you the victim of a vicious April
Fool prank last week?
Not this fella. You have to get up pretty
early in the morning to put one over on this
heads up guy. Do you think I fell for the gag
when management explained my position in
the company was superfluous and; my
suspect talents. expendable. Ha, ha. Makin
some guys would fall for that line but not an
unsuspecting idiot like myself.
No doubt pranks and generally foolery
abounded last Thursday and let's be honest,
there are fools to be found. People with a
dim light on upstairs, so to speak
To be more kind in the general
assessment, some people are simply more
gullible than others, more trusting of others.
In London, England the daily newspaper
The Daily Mail tried to pull off a prank that,
if successful, would have had thousands of
r-- women removing and shaking their bras to
eliminate television interference. In the
April 1 edition, a story in The Daily Mail
claimed that metal used in over 10,000 bras
was causing television interference.
The article appropriately bore the
headline "Do not adjust your set4t could be
your bra!" and women readers were ad-
vised of a simple test to determine if their
undercup siviring was being playfully
michievous with the television signals.
The paper advised Women that after
wearing their bras for over half an hour,
they were to take the culprit off and shake it.
a few inches above the television. The ar-
ticle also included a visual aid, in the form of ,
a picture of a model shaking her bra in
demonstrative fashion.
I would give anything to know how many
lwomen actually unclasped in front of the
television set and shook their bras = to
eliminatethat nRsty interference. And right
now I am hinri-uag great difficulty avoiding
Doily ira1%on jokes that cane to mind.
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received hundreds of calls from listeners on
metric conversion. A purpose purported to
be a government official was interviewed on
the federal government proposal to convert
to metric time.
The alleged official said there were 10
daytime kiloframs and 10 nlghtlme
kiloframs In the standard 24-hour day.
Listeners, already fuming at the govern-
ment's imposition of metric measures,
flooded the phone lines with calls.
The stories offer evidence that people are
basically trustworthy , which is refreshing
in this day, but it can lead to trouble. Which
brings to mind a story involving an aunt of
mine who was the victim of a harmless
prank.
While listening to the radio and doing
housework one April 1 morning, my aunt's
attention was grabbed when the anrfouncer
urgently relayed an important message
fromtthe cable televison company.
The announcer claimed that the cable
company had asked the radio station to air
the important public service message to
reach as many subscribers as possible. The
bulletin claimed that the cable company
was experiencing difficulty with water in
the television lines. So the company was
going to flush the lines and all subscribers
were asked to disconnect the cable from the
back of the television set and place it in a
pail to catch any excess water. -
When my uncle returned from work, the
television cable was still sitting in a pail
behind the set. The poor lady had difficulty
explaining that the company was flushing
the lines while her husband was wiping tears ..
from his eyes.
There's a fool<born every minute.
Right now I have to go and buy new un-
derwear. I heard my old brand gives off
toxic fumes and could be dangerous to my
health.
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How much power?
How much power has the federal government vested in
its civil servants?
A recent situation in thecity of London has to make
Canadians crnder who ,calls the shots within the various
government agencies. ° .
The situation -concerned the Ontario regional tax officeri,
in London, Ontario an office that was set upthere in 1978. pa,,
The office was under the charge of Jack Morrison,
• assistant deputy -minister, who just 'recently announced
• his retirement.
Morrinen'c SUiccessop wa
. s_,io be_don • Brooks, wbo.is
currently working in Ottawa as director of the verifieation,
and collections division. But Brooks had developed the
' type of lifestyle he wanted in Ottawa and was more than
reluctant to make a =With London. .
It, was revealed in the daily press that• Brook's reluc-
tance to make a move had prompted talk of relocating the
regional office in Ottawa. Merely to accommodate •
Brook's wishes, it seems.
The civil servant, claimed he had nothing against
London but was unwilling to move 'because of financial
concerns and a family commitment. At least 15 people
were scheduledto make the move to Ottawa:
If the office had been moved to Ottawa, it would have
most unfair to the other employees m the regional tax.
office. They probably would have had little choice but to
make the move.
And yet it seems that Brooks was afforded the luxury of
a choice or at least the means to control his own destiny.
Everyone can sympathize with the man and his problem.
''lZS, family was comfortably settled in Ottawa and no
kilibt he was a dutiful civil servant, who performed -his job
well.
But it is ludicrous that the government would con-
template moving an entire: office and staff to ac-
commodate the wisnea of on man Who ObV1OUS1y liilfda
-some clout. Many Canadians have been forced to relocate
in search of employment, and arguably at a much less
salary than Brooks is commanding from the government.
Those people do not have the luxury of a choice.
If Brooks doesn't want the job, find a capable person
who does and keep Brooksand his family in Ottawa.
Fortunately the office will not be moved but it would
have been a heinous crime to ask Canadians to pay the bill
of moving 15 people and relocating them in Ottawa
because one civil servant was comfortable in his present
situation.
It's ludicrous the move was contemplated in the first
place. D.S.
Share_the wealth
Canadians may have noticed a gradual shift in lifestyle
over the past few years, resulting from bullish interest
rates and an unstable employment market.
' We have been told by our government to gear down our
lifestyle expectations. Expect less, improve productivity.
Unemployment has plagued many Canadians but it s
interesting to follow the federal government's quick band
aid approach to the problem each time new layoffs are
announced • in major industries. One of the short-term
solutions offered by the government, a work -sharing
program, has been semi -successful in keeping people on
the job and subsequently the budget for the program is
being extended to $60 million.
Employment Minister Lloyd Axworthy announced that
budget for the three -month-old program will be doubled
and it may well extend past the May 28 termination date.
The funds are being pumped into the work -sharing con-
• cept and the life of the program may be extended because
industry has jumped at the offerings.
Under the work -sharing 'program, employees agree to
work a shorter work week to avoid layoffs and receive 90
per cent of their pay plus unemployment benefits for the
time off.
The program took off as soon as it was introduced and
534 ' applications were approved to March 31 covering
29,105 workers. There is speculation that the program has
averted over 12,000 layoffs in Canada.
The government is understandably excited about the
success of the program and the impetus it has provided in
delaying or avoiding layoff situations.
Naturally, there are opponents to the program claiming
that the approach merely masks the problem by sub-
sidizing unemployment in Canada. In fact,- the program
does subsidize a shorter work week and keeps some i
numbers off the unemployment rolls.
The program' has support and industry supports it
because skilled,workers are retained and some people are
making as much money as if they were working a full
week. Others have kept jobs they might have lost.
But some business and industrial leaders are claiming
that the program is just delaying the inevitable, unem-
ployment. Unless the economy is turned around and in-
terest rates are lowered, those people on the program will
lose their jobs anyway.
The program is doing a lot of good in keeping people at
work but in many cases it is just delaying the problem of
unemployment. Surely some of that $60 million can be
spent on a more positive and long term approach to
unemployment.
Short-term approaches to problems apply short-term
solutions. Canada can use a measure of that right now but
let's not put all our money in one program.
The program will, in effect, subsidize short work
weeks for some people but only for the time being.
Axworthy's approach is not 'the solution on a long-term
basis. D.S.
Homeowner tax is alarming news
One of the more alarming stories to leak out of Ottawa last
week was based on a rumor that the government was
making plans to tax homeowners throughout the nation on
the income they would derive if their property was oc-
cupied by other than the owners themselves.
Now that's enough to scare the pants off almost anybody
who has been scraping up the cash to pay exorbitant
mortgage interest, let alone a few bucks now and again on
the principal.
Finance Minister Allan MacEachen, of course, denied
the rumor. "1 state categorically that no plans whatsoever
exist to tax imputed rent, now or in the future," he said.
However, the Toronto Globe and Mail comments that
theiderrof taxingly homeovwnerfor potential rent (on -the
theory that he is avoiding a tax on a sourceof income by,
in effect,,renting the house to himself) is not a new one.
According to The Globe, imputed Rent was taxed in
Britain until 1962. In Canada the tax was mentioned in the
Carter Commission's great search for tax equity back in
the 1960s. It was mentioned again in federal budgets in
1979 and 1981. In 1979 it was estimated that such a tax
would net the government about $3.7 billion - a sum large
enough to tempt governments even less tax -greedy than
the present one.
One of the insurance companies was so alarmed at the
bare possibility of such a tax that it issued a warning
letter to its policy holders:
The prompt denial by the finance minister isn't all that
reassuring. The "leak" may well have been a little stone
tossed out to test the waters. Living with a budget that one
of his fellow -ministers, Robert Kaplan,has described as
"politically disastrous", MacEachen may have become a
bit more cautious in his approach to the next rip-off of
Canadian taxpayers. (Wingham Advance -Times)
Anticipation
By Dave Sykes
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DEAR READERS
SHIRLEY KELLER
Just recently I was attempting to plan a holi-
day triRto Florida.
It's long past the traditional winter season, I
told myself. People in Canada are worrying
about inflation, unemployment, the value of the
Canadian dollar. No one will be budging for a
luxury like a holiday in Florida. There will be no +
trouble getting flights and accommodation for a
quick trip to the Sunshine State.
That's what I thought. Boy, was I wrong.
I've been going to Florida for a few days every
winter for several years now. This is the very -
first time I've had so much trouble arranging it.
Seems like everyone is travelling. Hotels are
over -booked. Airways • are jammed. Florida
businessmen are reporting record numbers of
tourists from°Canada.
At the very time when there's purported to be
more misery and poverty here than since The
Great Depression, more people. than usual are
actually finding the cash to go on a vacation. It
just doesn't make sense.
Or does it? Could it be that this recession is a
figment of the imagination of some over -zealous
sickees who haveput up a smoke screen to hide
the truth : the truth that people really are better
off than ever before in recent memory but are
too greedy and too selfish to admit it?
Not lonago a friend of mine asked how I could
remain so optimistic in the face of all this uncer-
tainty. I responded honestly that I am probably
more optimistic than the average Canadian
because I shield myself from the senseless sen-
sationalism that is all around us. I don't trust the
hype... or the experts who spit it out in triplicate
daily.
The false slant dished out by the statisticians
can, depress and disturb. There's no better way
to attain a defeated attitude than to regurgitate
the latest hike in the inflation rate which is based
on some ridiculous package of consumer goods.
It's a real downer to 'hear only the up-to-date
slide in ,the employment figures and forget to
consider the 90 percent or so of working Cana-
dians who are making more money and have
more security than ever before in history.
1 like this slogan that some positive thinkers
use: "I've heard there's a recession going on but
I refuse to participate."
What in the world is wrong with people? Do
they really want to exist in this shroud of gloom
and doom? Or are there some out there who want
to cast off the blues and get on with the excite-
ment of some powerful, purposeful action.
For what they are worth, here are my eight
suggestions for getting back on track toward suc-
cess:
1. It all starts with you. You may be a small
cog in a, large national wheel, but in your own
home, your own job, your own neighborhood, you
have a tremendous influence on those around
you. Be an influence for good.
2. Be positive. It builds on what's solid; it
grows and spreads into successful results which
in turn grow and spread into more successful
results and so on. Take the lead toward positive
thinking. Others will follow because it will feel so
good.
3. Be realistic and responsible about your own
personal finances. it is as unwise to hoard your
resources as it is to over -extend them. Show your
faith and your good sense by buying those things
you need and/or want when you can afford to do
so.
4. Be reasonable about your demands. It is im-
portant to understand that absolutely nothing is
a free ride. Government isn't a pot of gold at the
end of the rainbow. Employers don't owe, you
more than you earn. What you ask for and
receive must be paid for by someone - maybe you
- so it's in your best interests to be sensible about
your income. Your benefits as well as your
salary.
5. Be prepared to work harder. It's true that
while our prices have skyrocketed, our produc-
tivity as a nation has,fallen off. Do your part
where you are to help put that right.`
6. Be prepared to work more diligently.
There's no doubt that as competition from out-
side Canadian borders gets' tougher, Canadians
must turn out better quality merchandise or suf-
fer the consequences of lost jobs and reduced
dignity. That requires the co-operation of every
worker during every hour on the job. Your in-
dividual performance counts.
7. Support the support systems. Whether it's
health care services or unemployment insurance
or welfare payments, understand their intended
value and use them as they were intended to be
used. There's nothing wrong with government
giveaways if the people who receive them are
worthy recipients.
8. Stand firm for Canada. There is strength in
unity. This country needs citizens who will pull
together unselfishly in bad times as well as the
good times. It needs the dedication of willing tax-
- payers and informed voters who cornprehend
what government should and should not do for
the people.
Sound idealistic? Maybe a little.
But then, ideals are a personal matter aren't
they? We set our own ideals. If we could ever
agree on these ideals as a nation - and dig in to
protect them - what a thriving, progressive coun-
try this would be. What a place to stand up and be
counted!
How long will Canada remain loyal to Crown?
Dear Editor,
Recent developments in
Canada are causing
widespread apprehension
about the future of the most
basic and valuable element
of our political system, the
Constitutional Monarchy.
The attempt to remove the
Queen's picture from
postage stamps, the confu-
sion about recent statements
by the Governor General and
the whole nrocess of Con -
LETTERS
stitutional patriation have
raised fresh fears about how
long Canada will continue to
remain loyal to the Crown:
Whatever its other con-
tents, Canadians may be
happy that' the . new Con-
stitution entrenches the
Monarchy, making it im-
'possible for the Queen ito be
removed as Head of State
without the consent of all ten
provinces; Equally, the in-
sertion into the Act of a
reference to the supremacy
of God reinforces the
Queen's title "Defender of
the Faith" and her authority
"by the Grace of God".
It is now imperative for
Canadians to educate afresh
themselves, their families,
neighbors and friends in the
workings of the Monarchy. It
must be preserved not mere-
ly on the basis of sentiment,
but by an informed citizenry
who, for instance, will
understand the dangers of
allowing the Governor
General's high office to over-
shadow the Sovereign's and
develop thereby an
'effectively-presidentialfortn
of government.
To assist in this process of
education, the. Monarchist
League of Canada has
printed a special number of
its magazine, Monarchy
Canada. It contains a
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