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The fact that people are of varied and
diverse cultures 'and mores makes for an
interesting world don't you think?
Differences in language, customs, food,
dress and habits vary to extremes between
countries and nations. The same would hold
true with sexual habits.
Some interesting news bits from the
media this week would substantiate that
theory in part and also suggest that many
people have some weird ideas.
In Indonesia, Moslem law will allow
believers to have four wives at a time. Well
a fellow in Jakarta took liberty with the law
and married 128 women over the past seven
years,
Now personally, I think the poor guy
deserves soine sort of recognition or the
least authorities could do is erect a
monument in his honor. Any man who. takes
128 women out of circulation is deserving of
some sort of award or at least a,guest spot
'xi That's In credible,
The poor critter had recently divorced 93
of his wives but it still left him a few short of
the legal linut. For his efforts he was
rewarded with a sentence of seven years in
jail.
Now the story did not make mention of
this fellow's mental and physical condition.
So it is left up' to readers to determine
whether the guy trotted off to the slammer
with a contented smile or suffered from
acute exhaustion and required aid.
One of his young brides, a 20 year-old, said
she was happy and well-fed, subsisting on a
diet of bananas with the other wives. Now
that, folks, is incredible. Where does a
respectable young man find a bride who is
content to live on a diet of bananas and
generally keeps to herself? Only in a zoo.
The story only serves_ to .point ,nut the
diverse philosophies and attitudes towards
the family concept. But don't knock it if a
guy wants 128 wives. Just pump him full of
vitamins and send his name off to the
Guiness Book of World Records.
While the Indonesian is a rarity, some
experts believe that our attitudes towards
family and sex will change radically by the
year 2000. In fact families may not be in
existence at least not the close-knit nuclear
• family as we know it.
Some futurists claim that reproduction
may be a decision of the government or an
agency and that conception would require
the approval of a local or federal committee.
That approach takes the finality of .,a
decision out of the process but hopefully,
they won't take the fun out of reproduction.
Now if the government was to .control
reproduction on a wide scale it may lead, to
serious evaluation of parents before per-
mission was granted to have a child. The
decision would no longer rest with the
married, couple but rather they would be
subject to rigorous testing.
And it is not unthinkable that future
parents will have the opportunity to select
-sex and certain other characteristics.
Genetics may make it possible for parents to
choose eye and hair colour, sex and
whatever other physical attributes they
wish for their children.
Which automatically brings to mind
'visions of thousands of children bearing a
great resemblance to yours truly. Well there
might be someone, who wants a skinny little
kid to call their very own. Let's not discount
the possibility too quickly.
In order to control reproduction, gover-
nments, would have to engage in an active
sterility campaign that could be reversed if
a couple was granted Permission to produce
a child.
Such an energetic approach to quality and
population control Is frightening but it will
remove the risk factor and make things
more fun.
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Voters are losers
One of the big issues of the election campaign, and the
sane .held true for campaigns before, was the question of
atelevised leader debate.
Somehow debates are debated more among the leaders
in recent election campaigns than issues. There is always
varied opinion on timing, networks and formats as
leaders hassle over which cameramen will work the show.
The debates on the debates just pilepolitics onto
politics. A strategy game.
It seems doubtful that the three leaders of Ontario's
major parties will battle it out on the .television screen.
Premier William Davis claims that a .debate during the
last half of the campaign would not sere the purpose of
informing voters about issues.
Premier Davis insisted the debate should have been
held early in the campaign, within the first three weeks, to
give voters a better sense of the issues. He added that a
debate late in the campaign doesn't get down to ex-
plaining
xplaining the issues or give people a chance to make
assessments.
Mr. Davis wanted the debate early and asked that all
three major Ontario television networks participate. But
negotiations were suspended when CFTO in Toronto
didn't want to be involved with the Global network.
The CBC made a counter proposal along with global and
.CFTO but the plans were shelved when the Conservatives
claimed the imposed deadline for completion of
negotiations had passed.
The parties can legallybegin their advertising cam-
paigns this Thursday and Davis insisted the debate should .
have been aired before that time.
The other two parties, Liberals and NDP, needed the air
time of a televised debate much more than the Con-
servatives. It is a known fact that the Ontario Con-
servative party has a larger advertising purse thanthe
other two parties put together.
With a $3 million advertising budget the Conservatives
will saturate the media with a polished campaign. The
Liberals and New Democrats will have to rely on a door to
door approach in a grass roots political approach. But that
will take time and time is at a premium in this campaign.
The Conservatives maintain that the issues have been
before the people already and explained by the party
leaders. Thus they claim there is no need to rehash those
issues again in a debate.
But how many eligible voters will wade through endless
newspaper accounts of political platforms and promises.
The percentage is probably slim.
More people are likely to watch a one-shot deal on the
tube and judge the leaders on the basis of their per-
formance. Other than that a voter must make an honest
effort to select the best candidate in his or her riding.
Televised debates, admittedly, are a risky deal for any
party. The leader projects the image, hopes and ideals of
the entire party and a slip could be devastating. •
But without a debate the real losers are the voters of
Ontario. D.S.
Seniors get tax break
This is thetime of year when most Canadians are
feverishly working away at income tax forms trying
desperately to recover some money from the government.
This year there are new tax laws governing senior
citizens as introduced by the Ministry of Revenue in July,
1980. A new program of property and sales tax grants was
introduced for senior citizens and any resident who was 65
as of December 31, 1980 will qualify.
Senior citizens are no longer eligible for Ontario Tax
Credits. But seniors are eligible for a property tax grant
from the government of up to $500 and the first installment
of half the total grant will be paid in April.
If you turned 65 in the last six months of 1980 you should
have received a $50 sales tax grant and an application for
a property tax grant in the mail. Once the application is
completed you will be issued a tax grant for 1980.
Next year the first installment of the property tax grant
will automatically be mailed to all eligible recipients.
Seniors are finally getting some tax breaks from the
provincial government and if you're" not sure about the
new tax structure contact the Ministry of Revenue in-
formation centre. D.S.
My boyfriend has left me for another
woman.
What can I say? 1 am utterly heartbroken.
You think you know a person, then whamo,
he drops you like a hot potato for a blonde.
I first met Ian 21/2 years ago when he was
born. At first, we were just friends. I found
the way he dribbled rather charming, the
way his diapers sagged rather debonair, and
the way he crawled around with his bottle
hanging from his teeth rather suave. He also
played a mean Fisher-Price piano. I was
alwaysa sucker for musicians.
But fate had us marked -and as he began to
do things lite talk in real words, I would find
my head reeling in confusion. I was in love.
Finally, about 'six months ago, Ian told me
he lbved me too.
From that day on, we were an item. We
played on the swings together. We ate Oreos
together. We watched Mr. Dressup together.
It was heaven.
Then, last weekend, the axe fell as fate
A
played a mean trick on your despondent
correspondent. Enter Melissa. Age 3.
Blonde. Petite. Innocent. I should have
known right then. How could I compete with
that bombshell?
Oh, Ian tried to include me in their little
games. But it was always Melissa he let sit
beside him. It was always Melissa he let
hate first choice of his toys. In frustration, I
threw a plastic cow at him.
"You a bad boy!" he said sternly and
shook his finger at me. I stormed out of the
room and went in search of the five and six
year old brothers of the two. But -they didn't
want me. They hate girls.
But then I got the brainstorm that I could
take them all out and buy their love. I mean,
everybody knows that children are fickle.
"What say we all go into town for A Treat?"
I asked slyly.
They went for the bait. Ian's eyes lit up in
anticipation. He would do anything for an
orange pop and a doughnut. We all zipped up
Waiting for summer
by Cath Wooden
DEAF RE
BY SHIRLEY J. KELLER
I just couldn't resist it.
Last week as part of . my job as editorial co-
ordinator for Signal -Star Publishing Ltd:, I was
reading The Lucknow Sentinel letters to the
editor column.
There it -was. A letter .complaining bitterly
about certain "news" being left out for space
limitations while the paper was filled with pages
of "junk".
And I couldn't resist it. 1 thought, "One man's
junk is another man's treasure." Or something
like that.
You know, not being a weekly newspaper
editor is oneof the nicest things to happen to me
in a long, long time. Now I have the best of both
worlds. I can still write in the newspaper on a
regular basis - I evep have something to say
aboutthe "content= but someone else -gets to -take -
all the flack and make all the unpopular
decisions.
Someday I think I'll write a book. I'll call it,
"The True Confessions of a Community Com-
municator" or maybe "What You Always
Wanted to Know About Editing a Weekly
Newspaper But Were Afraid to Ask".
In that book I'll tell everything:
I'll explain how the only really important news
in the weekly paper is the one story in which the
reader is involved. •-
It may be the last women's institute meeting at
which the ladies -Met, answered roll call, read the
correspondence, ate a dainty lunch and ad-
journed.
It may be the tninor hockey banquet at which
every. boy child who was able to lace on skates
and be driven to the arena by his doting parents,
each other's coats and Ian even let me do
his. Melissa was left to fend for herself.
Ian joined me in the front seat of the car
while everyone else piled into the back. I
glanced furtively at Melissa through the
rearview mirror and discovered that she
was being given a hard time by the older
boys. The good samaritan in me took over
and I stopped and let her get into the front.
What a mistake. Ian immediately sidled
over to her, squishing her rather violently
against the door. He refused to move. "I
love you," he said gruffly to The Blonde. "I
love you. I love you."
The boys in the back laughed
uproariously. 1 was not amused. 1 was
devistated. Melissa was coy. Love is cruel.
What could I do but bow out gracefully and
wish them the best? We all went to the park
and with the four of them piled on one end of
the teeter totter and I on the other, we had a
grand time. I was being brave.
Melissa climbed to the top of the slide and
became frightened. Tan manfully went up
D
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stuffed himself with hotdogs.
It could be town council's meeting where the
liveliest motion was to receive and file a
resolution to paint all provincial garbage cans
with tiger stripes so they would catch the at-
tention of a slovenly public.
Or maybe its the report of the horticultural
society when the members exchanged cuttings
and heard a disortation on the reproductive cells
of the English Ivy.
See what 1 mean? Most of this "news" would
bore 90 percent of the readership silly, but still
each of those items has to be there in a weekly
newspaper worth its salt. And heaven help the
editor who doesn't find a space for every single
word of it.
The successful weekly newspaper editor needs
a magic shoehorn for most editions. Getting
every community jot and tittle in the number of
pages supplied by the advertising revenue is
often like getting a size -eight double E foot into a
size six triple A shoe. A painful experience.
I once knew a newspaper editor who found the
answer to the problem. A woman and a
resourceful one - she simply removed enough.
advertising to make room for the news. You
guessed it. She was more .tilling to face an angry
publisher than the ire of disappointed con-
tributors who discovered their "news" was left
out:
But alas, there's not many crusaders left like
that now departed soul. Jobs are just too hard to
find .... and publishers are getting more business
minded in a more competitive market.
What to do?
U've tried a good many things in my time. By
far the most successful method was sticking to
this motto: Promise them anything, but do what
you have to do.
You're absolutely right. That's a stupid motto.
I could mean something different in a dozen
situations.
But that's the beauty of it. It's completely
adaptable to every set of circumstances every
time. All you have to do is apply it in the manner
which is most satisfactory to everyone at the
moment.
There's no point trying to convince someone
that some "news" is more important than other
"news". It just won't wash: And after all. Who's
to say that Billy's guitar diploma is of less
community news value than` the PVC's decision
to raise the water rates again? Especially if
you're Billy's grandmother and have been a
subscriber since the newspaper was first born.
And there's no use trying to explain space
limitations to the average reader. He'll give you
his assessment of your newspaper ina hurry.
"Leave out the obituaries and put in some good
news," he'll argue. "Or better still, make the
paper bigger and give some real space to the
DoGooder's door-to-door canvass to buy elevator
shoes for pygmies."
Do I sound cynical? I probably am. It's just
minutes before my vacation and as you read this,
I should be somewhere miles from here soaking
up what sun rays are available on that distant
shore.
Maybe when I get back I'll be able to smile
again ... and to lend a more sympathetic ear to
the ravings of readers who claim our
newspapers are filled with "junk".
All I can say is, if it's junk it's the stuff that life
is made of in a small town. And the community
weekly, is there - a mirror that doesn't miss a
reflection. Unless, of course, there's no space to
print it.
• and saved her though I knew he was
terrified too. Love makes you blind.
At the restaurant, we all sat on the twirly
stools at the counter and munched
doughnuts and drank pop. Ian and Me1is a
sat together at the end and fed each other.
How sickening.
But I pretended not to notice and gainfully
entered a doughnut eating contest with the
older brothers who sensed my despair. Ian's
brother distracted me by spilling his pop
,' and asking the waitress her life story at the,.
/ same time..
Home again, Melissa and Ian proceeded to
have a nap together. I was beyond caring
anymore. I knew the time had come to
search out somebody new. Life goes on.
There is some consolation however.
Melissa lives far away from Ian and won't
see him again for a while. They say that 'out
of sight is out of minds. They also say that -
absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Sigh.