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Clinton News-Record, 1985-6-12, Page 61Vol. VII June, 1985 A Great Canadian Tradition Since Nov. 198.1 Why has it been six months since our last issue? Because The Insider's Report is undergoing a major expansion in distribution. For example, the items in this issue are available at Zehrs stores and Selected Independents, as well as at Loblaws, Loblaws Superstores and No Frills stores in Ontario. Following each item you will find a code identifying which stores carry that particular item. In Ontario, these codes are as follows: L - Loblaws; LS - Loblaws Superstores; NF - No Frills; Z - Zehrs; SI - Selected Independents. audla�. �. ,CM ABSOL LX UNQUESTIONABLY, THE WORLD'S BEST!!! n and Michael irchwood are a Toronto couple who will travel any- where for a good meal and they're constantly on the look -out for new food products. Fortunately for us, they're also devotees of The Insider's Report because last year, after retuming from a motor trip to Cape Cod, they brought Jim White a box of Harbor Bars, a new ice cream bar that consists of a slab of ice cream framed, in 1/2PRICE NORDICA2%COTTAGECHEESE This year, we're back with the same incredible price we offered last summer: $1.07 for a 500 gram tub of this fabulous dairy product. THAT'S HALF THE PRICE REGULARLY CHARGED IN MANY ONTARIO SUPERMARKETS!( Available: L, LS, NF, Z. book -end fashion, by two unbelievably good chocolate chip cookies - and the whole thing is dipped in rich chocolate. "THAT'S THE BEST Itm presented them to me. After one bite I said, CE CREAM BAR IN THE WORLD AND THOSE INCREDIBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES ARE THE SECRET:" Harbor Bars come in three flavours: Vanilla, Vanilla Chocolate Chip, and Chocolate Almond. They are packed 3 to a box (310 mL pkg.) and cost only $2.99. Because they re extra large, one bar really feeds two, which means that one 3 -bar package could feed six people who have remarkable self-control. Harbor Bars are available exclusively in Ontario at: L, LS, NF, Z. PROBABLY THE LOWEST PRICE YOU'VE EVER SEEN THE INSIDER'S REPORT HAS SECURED THE EXCLUSIVE ONTARIO LAUNCH OF THE 3 - LB. PACK OF FLEISCHMANN'S CORN OIL MARGARINE STICKS. The price? An incredible $2.94 for 12 sticks of Fleischmann's Corn Oil Margarine. On a per pound basis, that's 98' a pound. We asked FLEISCHMANN'S CORN OIL MARGARINE "STICKS" Fleischmann's to check their Ontario records — THEY COULDN'T FIND A LOWER ADVERTISED PRICE FOR THEIR CORN OIL STICKS THAN 98c A POUND ANYWHERE OVER THE LAST 5 YEARS!!! Available as long as supplies last: L, LS, NF, Z, SI. IT GOULD TRIGGER A U.S. INVASIONOFCANADA!!! What is the national dish of the U.S.A.? Well, EVERY YEAR AMERICANS EAT MORE THAN 18,250,000,000 HOT DOGS!! Here's what the great American writer, H.L. Mencken, had to say about the focal point of U.S. gastronomy: "I devoured hot dogs in Baltimore way back in 1886 and they were then very far from newfangled...they contained precisely the same rubber, indigestible pseudo - sausages that millions of Americans now eat and they leaked the same flabby puerile mustard..." WELL, I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT CANADA NOW HAS THE BEST HOT DOG IN THE WORLD, AND I BEG YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE IN THE U.S. ABOUT IT. . Any indiscretion on your part could inadvertently trigger 1 U.S.- invasion. Imagine the consequences of hot dog -crazed American hordes sweeping across the longest unprotected border in the world, their hands stuffed with all-powerful U.S. dollars, and their minds set on plundering Canada's meat cases and bakery shelves!! With that caveat, let me supply you with derails of THE GREAT CANADIAN HOT LXOG, THE FRANKFURTER: Last summer the Insider's Report introduced KWINTER'S ALL -BEEF GOURMET HOT DOGS. The meat used in this prize-winning frankfurter is 100% all -beef; there's no cereal and no mechanically deboned meats. No wonder they taste so good!! No wonder they were an instant runaway!! This summer; they're hack and Insider's Report retailers have Kwinter's famous hot dogs exclusively at a reduced price of only $2.49 for a 450 g pack. Also, in the deli, you'll find Kwinrer's, natural -casing hot dogs at only $7.69/kg or $3.4y Ib. THE BUN: Don't you feel guilty serving those white, puffed-up, spongy hot dog rolls to your family? Well, this summer, we decided to do something about them.The result • our new INSIDER'S REPORT 7 -GRAIN -CHEDDAR CHEESE HOT DOG BUNS. At last, a hot dog bun that has real substance and real flavour. A 6 -pack is only $1.99. I THE RELISH: One day, out of curiosity, 1 colrlbined several products and then pur rhe mixture on a Kwinter's frankfurter in a 7 -Grain -Cheddar Cheese Hot Dog Bun. One taste convinced me that this was The INSIDER'S REPORT ULTIMATE RELISH — and that's what we named it. The 250 mt jar is only $1.99. I CANNOT SING THE PRAISES OF THESE THREE UNIQUE CANADIAN PRODUCTS TOO HIGHLY. All four are available exclusively ,in Ontario at: L, LS, NF Z, Kwinter's All -Beef Gourmet Hot Dogs are available at Selected Independents. First the Canadians accuse us of acid rain, then Farley Mowat tries to visit LA., but now they've gone too fat'. The Canadians say they've got the best hot dog in the world...The American people Won't take this sifting down... Code: L - Loblaws LS - Loblaws Superstores NF - No Frills Z - Zehrs SI - Selected independents.