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Easter message for today
The Easter Message is a simple one. It emphasizes hope and faith, peace and the celebra-
tion of life.
Easter serves to remind us that despite mankind's mistakes and despite our faults, a lov-
ing God is there to forgive us.
While the events that surrounded the death of Christ, his resurrection from the grave and
the religious aspects of the events may be faded by time - the basic message behind Easter
is timeless. It's a time of
Easter reminds us of better times to come, of promise and appreciation.
awakening to awareness of our relationship with God and all of mankind.
If only we can keep the dream alive.
While people around the world celebrate the Easter season, United States President
Ronald Reagan continues to advance his nuclear stronghold. His crusade amongst allied
countries to support his Star Wars "research" plan is a direct threat to. peace.
Reagan insists that the project would only investigate the possibility of space -based lasers
or particle beams which would theoretically shoot down incoming Soviet missiles.
Critics stress that "research" project will only act as a stepping stone towards the deploy-
ment of the Star Wars plan. They further insist that the plan will only inspire the Soviets to
match the technology, further fanning the flames of the arms race.
Star Wars will not keep the peace. It will bring this world closer to the brink of nuclear
disaster. With support from Canada and other allied countries, it will further segregate and
separate the governments of the world.
The Star Wars plan, research project or not, will potentially destroy the hope of any' future ,
negotiations between the world's superpowers.
Defenders of Star Wars stress that it is nothing more than a defensive mechanism and in
no way a move to escalate the arms race. It is doubtful that the Russians will see it that way.
The road to peace is not through the creation of more powerful and more devastating
nuclear arms.
Lasting peace cannot be guaranteed through fear and intimidation. It cananot be created
through bullying tactics, through the creation of more powerful and more devastating
nuclear arms. Peace must continueto exist through painstaking negotiations with a mutual
understanding the respect for mankind. . .
At this Eastertime, let us pray for.peace and strive to ensure a lasting and meaningful ex-
istance for all mankind. -Shelley McPhee
Information for Ontario election
To compile lists of eligible electors for On-
tario's 33rd•general election, approximately
50,000 enumerators will conduct a door-to-
door canvass between April 1 and April 4.
Election day is May 2,
4,,..Returning Officers in, the Province's 125
electoral districts are authorized to appoint
enumerators from lists that are submitted
by political parties. '
Enumerators, working, in pairs and
presenting formal identification, will visit
each household to secure the names of ell
quaffed electors residing there. Each
qualified elector who is enumerated will
receive form 301, an enumeration receipt
listing the voter's name, electoral district'
and poll number. It also indicates the loca-
tion of the polling place. •
The office of the Returning Officer will
send cards to each household, notifying the
recipients of those eligible electors who
were enumerated and confirming the poll-
ing place location.
From the enumeration, a preliminary list
Help available fo
Dear Editor:
On behalf of some of the concerned hockey
Moms, I myself would like to reply to the
write up in last weeks paper (March27).
It looks like there are only three people
who looked after minor hockey in Clinton. I
have been in a lot of organizations, and have
found out that if you don't ask, you don't get
the help.
I talked to several parents just off of one
team, who had never been phoned to even
have the chance to say yes or no.
of electors is compiled for each polling clivi=
sion-within the electoral district.
Persons eligible to vote in this election
must be 18 years of age on election day, a
Canadian citizen or British subject at the
time of voting, and a resident of Ontario for
at least the 12 mdnths prior to election day.
Enumerators will ask only questions
relating to qualification requirements. No
information is requested concerning an
electors marital status or employment.
Eligible electors . may choose • to register
their initials in place of given names. They
are not required to indicate Mr., Mrs., or
Miss prefixes.
The Election Act stipulates that
enumerators must have free access to
apartments and other multi -household
buildings. Special enumeration notices
(Form 302) will be issuedfor apartment
buildings, specifying the dates and times of
door-to-door visits, and also the times when
the enumerators will be available at some
location within the building to accept the
. names of qualified electors.
I'm not much of a hockey fan.
That's not an easy admission to make.
Afterail, we live-in a country that thrives on
hockey. It's our national sport. It helps keep
our local communities active in the winter.
It provides sport, entertainment, friendly
competition and irevenue.
Canada and hockey go hand in hand. Still,
I can take it or leave it.
It's not always been this way with me, At
one time I was a great NHL Saturday Night
Hockey fan. There I'd be, glued to the televi-
sion whenever the great Boston Buins
played. Orr, Esposito, Cheevers, Sanderson,
Cashman, Green I knew them all and
followed their hockey careers with gusto.
In public school I remember what great
fun it was to spend an afternoon playing
hockey on the outdoor ice rink. The pond,
turned ice rink for winter, provided lots of
entertainment. Too long hockey sticks and
too short legs didn't deter me from digging
for the puck and aiming for the net.
The highlight of my hockey years came
when Young Canada Week was held in
Goderich. We girls would study all the
teams, discuss the games and most impor-
tantly, the boys. Simply put, we weren't too
interested in hockey, we were just boy
crazy.
Somewhere along the line my hockey in-
terest waned.
It really had nothing to do with the game
itself. The problem was all in my feet.
I'm cursed with cold feet. No matter the
temperature, my feet are always freezing.
I'm usually able to remedy the problem with
thick, fuzzy socks and a variety of foot ap-
parel (depending on the season), but I can-
not find any warmth when it comes to
visiting the arena.
If it wasn't for arenas, I'd really like
r the asking
I give these people credit for the work
they have done, but don't criticise the people
who might help if they were asked.
A lot of parents figured these people en-
joyed being at the arena and some figured it
was a free ticket in.
Doing it the way they did it this year, they
might have trouble getting help for next
year.
Lots of Mothers have never refused and I
am one of them.
"Concerned Hockey Mom"
Behind The Scenes
The story was in the paper, awhile back
that Bill Cosby's new television show has
been renewed for another year, Darn,
another year of feeling inadequate.
I mean how can a guy stack up against a
father like that? The character Cosby plays
on the family comedy is the perfect father.
Here is a man who has five kids, who has a
busy career as a doctor yet never has to
raise his voice to the kids. He always wins
therm over to his point by eloquent conversa-
tion or stand-up comedy routines that make
them laugh so hard they just can't resist be-
ing good. It's obvious he's done a perfect job
raising his kids because they never get into
long, screaming fights. All their fights are
cute and, above all, quiet.
Now I hate to even say this but compare
this to our house. It is quiet about three
hours a night between when the last child
goes to sleep and the first one wakes up. The
rest of the time it is filled with skirmishes
and shifting alliances that would make a
student of European political history shake
his head in wonder. Except he wouldn't be
able to hear himself think long enough to
contemplate the complexity of family
politics. Above all, it's noisy. Even when our
four are getting along it's noisy. It's noisy
when they wake up. It's noisy when they
fight over the bathroom, when they fight
over who gets the toaster first, when they go
back to the bathroom again to brush their
teeth, about who gets to go out the door first
to catch the bus, about who gets to come in
the door first when they arrive home from
school, about lwho gets to watch what is on
bout who does the dishes, about
television, a
By Keith Roulston
By Shelley McPhee
hockey. How enjoyable it would be to watch
a playoff math in the comfort of a warm
gymnasium, or see the hockey action at an
outdoor . stadium on a warm summer's
night
So much for dreams, reality is about my
cold feet.
It doesn't matter how many pairs of
socks, or what kind of boots I wear, my
tender tootsies just don't take kindly to the
cold.
At hockey matches, by the end of the first
period my feet feel like big blocks of solid
ice. By the end of the second period I can no
longer feel my feet. I look down to be sure
they're still there, carefully wiggle my stiff
toes and vigorously stamp my feet, hoping
that I can keep the circulation going and
amputation won't be necessary. By the third
period, I'm in misery. The pain has set in
and by this time I'm certain that my feet are
truly frozen. Finally at the end of the game,
I hobble for home.
I'm not a happy person when my feet are
frozen. I'm downright mean and miserable.
I don't care about the game I'm watching. I
curse the day I ever chose journalism for
my career. I curse Canada for its cold
weather and its national sport. And I -swear
that my kids will never be allowed to play
hockey.
Frozen feet make me irrational.
When my feet are warmed again and I'm
thinking a little more sensibly, I have a
greater tolerance for hockey. In fact, I
rather like the sport and I certainly admire
the parents, volunteers, coaches and arena
workers who are able to forget about their
cold feet for the sake of the kids..
What endurance, what devotion, what en-
thusiam. Those volunteers and workers are
at the arena night after night, game after
game, to support the kids and their teams.
Hockey is a vital service and the prime
source of winter recreational entertainment
in this area. From the Junior C Mustangs to
the girls' and boys' mixed team .in Bayfield,
from the enthusiastic minor hockey league
in Clinton to the industrial action in Blyth -
hockey is supported by people of all ages
and interests.
Like any volunteer service, hockey has its
triumphs and its trials. In recent weeks
Anne Narejko has been reporting on the 411
shaky future of the Mustangs. ,This week,
she reports, that volunteers have been
recruited to carry on the executive duties
and efforts are being made to keep the club
alive.
For the Clinton Atoms, this week's sports
report is filled with jubilation and success.
The young hockey players won the WOAA ti-
tle in Clinton on March 28 and now advancek
to the Ontario finals this wee
And at Blyth recently, the arena was filled
with excitement and noisy enthusiasm as
the Blyth Pee Wees took a huge win against
Lucan to capture the Huron -Perth Area
Hockey League trophy. The crowd roared
their approval and the young boys trium-
phantly showed off their awards.
The enthusiasm and support shown for
hockey throughout this area is truly im-
pressive. As for cold feet, well, what's a lit-
tle inconvenience
+ + +
Another volunteer effort is the monthly
newspaper collection, conducted by the
Londesboro and Bayfield Lions Clubs. ink
The Londesboro Lions will be in Clinton on
Saturday morning to make the collection.
Be sure to have your old newspapers bundl-
ed and set out by the curb first thing in the
morning.
The Bayfield Lions will be out on their
village routes the same day.
who has to go to bed when, about the
bathroom again and by then it's time for a
couple of quick winks so they' get their
energy back to fight all day tomorrow.
And me? Do I respond by out -thinking my
kids? Do I respond with delightful comedy
routines? You bet I don't. Do 1 raise my
voice? You bet I do.
It isn't bad enough this father can make
you feel inadequate in terms of family in-
come. Imean how can my kids look up to me
as a provider when there's the example of a
family where a doctor is married to a
lawyer. For that matter, how can a mar-
riage stand up to that perfect union where
they each share the housework without ever
a conflict; where they are both supportive of
each other's careers at all times.
No, he's not only showing me up right left
and centre on that but here's a father that
can actually entertain eight friends of his
five-year-old daughter at the same time.
Now if my five-year-old daughter brings one
friend over, my reaction is to put them in
one room, lock myself in a room as far from
them as possible and worry about putting
the pieces back together once they'd finally
tired each other out. But this man tells
stories and bounces the kids on his knee,
every single one of them, even the one
shaped like a beachball.
My father-in-law used to tell his kids when
they were being bad, "Someday I hope you
have a child just like you." I guess Bill
Cosby is the revenge of the older generation.
It must have been hard to be compared to
the perfect family of Father Knows Best in
the 1950's too. Now I know just how they felt.
Lazy afternoon
by James Friel
gar and Spice
Municipal politics
IF YOU have never been involved in
municipal politics, you should have a go.
Run for anything from dogcatcher to mayor.
If you lose, it will be good for your ego. If you
win, it will be good for your humility. ,
I speak, as always, from personal
experience•. For two years I served on a
town council. It was illurhinating, if not very
enlightening.
I was elected, of course, by acclamation.
As was everybody else on the council. So
keen were the citizens to serve that some
years, on nomination eve, we had to go down
to the pub, drag a couple of characters out,
and guide their hands while they signed up.
When I was elected, I was present as a
reporter. There were only five other people
in the council chambers, so it was decided
that I would be elected as the necessary
sixth. Since I had already served on the
executives of various moribund
organizations which had died forthwith, I
agreed. It didn't die, as I'd hoped. The next
year we were all re-elected. By
acclamation.
It was pretty heady stuff, at first. As a
partner in a printing plant, and a
newspaperman, I was immediately
appointed Chairman of the Printing,
Advertising, and Public. Relatiohs
Committee of council. This meant that our
firm automatically received the contract for
the town's printing and advertising, which
we already had. The public relations part
meant that I had to stop suggesting in the
paper that the town council was made up of
nitwits, nincompoops and nerds.
Another chap, with a pretty good heating
and plumbing business, was named
Chairman of the Interior Municipal,
Modification Committee. Heating and
plumbing.
A third, who had a tractor, a back -hoe and
a snowplow, was appointed Chairman of the
Public Works Department. He immediately
By Bill Smiley
introduced a bylaw raising the rates per
hour of such equipment. It passed, four to
two. The opposition was from another
councillor, a retired farmer, who also had a
tractor and a threshing -machine, which he
thought could be converted to plowing snow.
His brother-in-law voted with him.
But these moments of power and glory
soon faded. The conflict of interest became
apparent, and there was no way ,out for a
man of honor except to resign. It took me
only two years to reach that conclusion. You
may think that a fair time, but it's not easy
to walk away from a $75.00 a year stipend:
The mayor made $150.00.
As a reporter, I had been more interested
in the conflicts than the interests. I had
delightedly heard, and printed, one
councillor call another councillor a
"gibbering old baboon." And watched the
victim of the pejorative, a stripling of 78,
invite the name -caller outside, stripping off
his jacket luring the exchange. Cooler
heads prevailed. It was 34 below outside.
Well, as you can see, as a member of that
august body, the Town Council, 1 couldn't
print that sort of thing. I had to report that
the two councillors "had a difference of opi-
nion." When I wrote that phrase and had to
omit that one of the councillors was obvious-
ly in his cups, I knew I had to quit.
All of this is a preamble to a thickish
document I got in the Mail the other day. It
is a bylaw printed and dispersed tat what
enormous cost I shudder) by our local town
council. There are 39 numbered pages of
legal inanities, and about an equal number
of pages of maps of the town, equally
unintelligible.
As I said, the mailman delivered It,
regardless of expense. A doien kids could
have covered the town in two hours, or
stuffed them in the sewer.
Despite my wide experience as a
municipal councillor, or perhaps because of
it, this bylaw completely baffles me.
1'ne tirst 13 pages are definitions. They tell
us what is e lot, a yard (front) and a yard
(rear), a garage, a building. They also
inform the ignorant citizenry what a school
is, a person, a restaurant, a motel, a
boardinghouse. All alphabetically. There
was no mention of "brothel" under the B's.
The bylaw tells us how high our fences or
hedges can be. It tells us how high
metreso our
houses can be. How many square
f
floor space we must have if we decide to ask
Auntie Mabel, crippled with arthritis, to
share our dwelling. How many parking
places we need for each establishment.
Again no mention of either brothels or
bootleggers.
For most of the document, the bylaw
dwells in metres, squared and decimaled. I
know very few people over 30 who would •
know a metre from a maskinonge.
Somebody ort council must have cornered
the market on metre sticks.
Then this baffling bylaw moves into
"hectares". What the heck is a hectare? To
me, it's an ancient French (Canadian) piece
of land about as accurate as an acre, which
nobody understands either.
Here's an example: "RM2 uses are
permitted as specified to a maximum of 550
persons per hectare." Is It a square mile? Is
It a "Hi acre" wit' an accent?
This is crazy. When I was a councillor, we
could knock off three or four bylaws in a
meeting, and everybody understood them.
"Moved and seconded that there shall be no
loitering in the cemetery, except by those
who are among the dead, not the quick."
That sort of thing.
This big fat bylaw is for the birds. Or the
lawyers. Not for us old municipal
politicians. Remember what I suggested at
the beginning of this column? Forget it.
Otherwise you might end up in a "Detached
dwelling unit", which allows "3.2 persons
per unit standard," Not two. Not four. 3.2.