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Recently the well-known entertainer, Gordy Tapp, was a guest on the Don Har-
ron Show which is seen on the CTV network. Tapp is certainly an accomplished
comedian, as his roles in many network shows over the many years will attest.
Commenting on Tapp's use of dialect in so many forms, Harron asked hinlow
many the entertainer could employ. Tapp said he used several, perhaps a dozen
or rnore.
He spoke a few words in several of those and then said that he discovered a
new one a few years ago when he was in the Exeter -Clinton area. Then he came
out with some words in a broad country accent, reminiscent of the "hayseed' por-
trayals on "Country Hoedown' — the exaggerated hick dialect which is supposed
to be the way an uneducated farmer might talk.
One is left to wonder how many people Tapp actually listened to when he was
in our area. After living a lifetime in these parts we have yet to hear anyone,
educated or otherwise, who speaks the way Gordy says they do.
True, most localities at one time used a few phrases or sentences which were
unique to their own neighborhoods, but never have we heard the typically
backwoods jargon which Tapp claims is the trademark of our part of the country.
Perhaps he has played the hayseed role so long he hears whathe wants to}hear.
— Wingham Advance -Times
BQhind The Scenes
By Keith Roulston
Trends will pass
These are not easy days to be a man,
unless perhaps. you're in a monastery
several hundred miles from the nearest
female.
. There's a war going on out there between
the male and female sides of our population,
except that under the accepted rules of con-
ducting our civilized battle, only one side is
allowed to fight. If you're a man these days,
you're supposed to stand there and take the
best shots women have to fire at you and
your brothers and smile and admit you
deserve it.
It's not "politically correct" to point out
the silliness of some aspects of the women's
movement for . instance. James Thurber,
who made a fortune off the battle of the
sexes 40 years ago. would starve today if he
tried to portray men as victims of women.
Everybody knows it's women who have
been victims of a conspiracy among men for
thousands of years.
Ifyou earn your living working with
Women, your working hours have all the
dangers of walking through a mine field.
One wrong slip; of the tongue, one wandering
eye, and you're in danger of being brandeda
male chauvinist.
Don't, for instance, mention anything
about The 20 -Minute Workout, even if you
sweated along with the girls just this morn-
ing. It will be ,assumed that you're really a
closet voyeur who probably rents porno
movies on the weekends and shouldn't be
left alone with little girls. . •
Come to think of it, best not say anything
at all that doesn't pertain exactly to the job.
It may seem a nice idea to tease a female co-
worker or give her a soft whistle when she's
showing off that new mini -skirt, but you
may end up being a statistic in • the latest
report on sexual harassment on the job.
'For heavens sake, be careful with your
hands. I know it was only a decade ago the
experts were telling us that Canadians were
too afraid of physical contact but forget all
they' told you. Get too close to a woman at
work these days and you may end up before
a government agency.
Wear blinkers. No matter how revealing
the costume your fashionable co-workers
wear, don't notice what is revealed unless
you want to be known as a. dirty old man. ( I
have yet to figure out why women want to
show it but get upset if men see it. There are
many things I don't understand yet).
I' know you say you'reinnocent of these
things but you're just fooling yourself. The
feminist leaders will tell you that all males
are to blame for the guys who rape women,
the guys who beat their wives so badly that
the women become heroes of television
movies by setting fire tothe monster while.
he sleeps in bed. Even if your female friends
are more moderate, they'll take it for
granted that men can't understand women.
There is one thing to take comfort in: this
too shall pass. Society seems to go on binges
every few years, to discover a. new oppress-
ed group about which it goes totally over-
board before bringing some sanity back to
the world. Twenty years . ago it was
discrimination against blacks. For awhile
there, all whites shared a common guilt
because blacks were discriminated against
in the southern States. Nobody ever admit-
ted that a black. could be wrong sometimes
too. We in Canada, of course, managed to
get our own guilt by including Japanese,
Pakistanis, Jews and North American In-
dians.
There was just one difference. You didn't
have to look at a black across the breakfast
table every morning.
Bilingualism support
is a cultural breakthrough
Dear Editor:,
After hearing recently a timely news
commentary by CJBK news editor, Gord
Harris, t received his permission to share
it with the readers of the paper. It is as
follows:
"It's about time. Some of the most en-
couraging news we've heard this fall is
from a Gallup Poll released last week,
showing that two-thirds of those surveyed,
want French to be taught in the schools, so
their children can become Bilingual and
almost half of those surveyed say French
should be compulsory at the elementary
level.
"That is a cultural breakthru that Pierre
Trudeau could only dream of. Canadians it
seems are growing up. Fading is the "who
needs it" attitude that's kept many in the
dark. Gone are the days government
regulation made many say French was be-
ing forced down our throats. In very few
nations (other than some isolated Com-
munist enclosures) do you find a unil-
ingual population:
"Travelling through Europe as a unil-
ingual Canadian is embarrassing. Most
Americans, other than those isolated in the
back woods or deep South, know at least a
little Spanish. We, for some reason, have
ignored, indeed scorned a second tongue.
"Canadians, much more than most,
have every opportunity to broaden their
horizons and we must, if we are to continue
to compete on an international scale.
"Most of those surveyed in the Gallup
Poll admit they'd like their children to
speak French for economic reasons. But
that's only part of it. A bilingual population
is a more understanding population. With
it, we will have not only a better economy,
but more importantly, a better people."
I applaud his remarks as I'm sure do
many others.
Yours truly,
Bill Metcalfe.
Corrections
Fit was incorrectly reported that Huron -
Middlesex MPP Jack Riddell stated he had
in,1reased his majority in the last provincial
election.
In his nomination speech made at the
beginning of the month, Mr. Riddell actually
said that over his tenure he had increased
the number of votes and the majority with
the exception of the last election.
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A report in the Oct. 17 edition of the News-
Record inadvertently omitted Tuckersrnith
Reeve Robert Bell's name 'from the Huron
County Warden's race.
Reeve Bell is hoping to earn the 1985 seat.
His opponents are Stanley Reeve Paul
Steckle, Grey Reeve Leona Armstrong and
Turnberry Reeve Brian McBurney,
OSLO
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Hallowe'en is the biggest night of the year
for many children. The Canada Safety
Council suggests that parents and children
take the following safety precautions for a
safe and happy night of trick -or -treating:
1. Costumes should be light-colored, flame -
resistant, and worn with retro-relective
strips so that drivers can see children as
they make their rounds.
2. Costumes should be short enough that
they won't cause tripping.
3. Make sure face masks don't block vision -
enlarge eye -holes if need be. Make-up is
preferred.
4. Carry a flashlight to see better, and to be
better seen.
5. Travel in groups of four or five and stay
with the group. Young children should be
accompanied by an adult.
6. When knocking on doors for treats, first
call along one side of the street, then the
other. Don't criss-cross. Cross the street
only at intersections or crosswalks.
7. Don't go into the car, home or apartment
of any stranger.
8. Set boundaries within familiar
neighborhoodsand a curfew.
9. Make sure your children know where the
Block Parent houses are located on their
trick -or -treat route.
10. Warn children not to eat any treats until
they have been checked by an adult. Throw
out anything that is unwrapped or loosely
By Shelley McPhee
wrapped and wash fruit well and cut it into
small pieces.
Let's do our best to make Hallowe'en night
a happy occasion for every child.
Several communities in the area are
providing Hallowe'en fun for children on
Oct. 31. These annual parties keep young
children off the streets and ensure that they
have a safe and happy Hallowe'en.
The Clinton Optimist Club and Recreation
Committee will be sponsoring an evening
party on Oct. 31 at the Town Hall
Auditorium. Different party times have
been arranged to accommodate all age
groups, from 4 to 13 year olds.
In Londesboro, the Lions Club will be
holding their annual children's Hallowe'en
event at the community hall, also on Oct. 31,
starting at 7 p.m.
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Less than nine weeks until Christmas
. folks - ho, ho ho!?
The geese are gathering, the gardens are
dying, squirrels are collecting nuts, hands
are blistered from raking leaves. Autumn is
here.
With the changing of the season comes the
changing of the clocks. Be sure to turn your
clocks back one hour before going to bed on
Saturday, Oct. 27.
This means you'll get to sleep in an extra
hour on Sunday morning - a real pleasure
after Saturday night's Hallowe'en partying!
The time change means bright sunlight
mornings, but it also brings with it the end of
autumn, shorter days and long winter
nights, when . it's dark before
supper....nearly time to curl up for a long
winter's nap.
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Had a note the other day from Lois Lance,
formerly of Bayfield. Lois and Don recently
sold their Bayfield antique business and
have returned to their Royal Oak, Michigan
home.
Lois writes, "Thank you for all your past
courtesies. I can't tell you how much we will
miss Bayfield, but we will keep in touch for a
little while at least through the News -
Record."
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Proud mom, Jean Worthington of RR 4,
Clinton called this week to tell of her son's
exceptional accomplishments.
Tom and Jean's son, Andrew has been
selected among other Canadian students to
attend the Pan American Youth Conference
in Mexico City from Dec. 19 to 22.
Andrew is a Grade 12 student at Kinsgway
College, an Oshawa high school, affiliated
with the Seventh Day Adventist Church. He
will be joining a group of students from
several high schools in a choir that will sing
at the Youth Conference.
Gone fishing
by Anne Narejko
agar and S:Pice
A tremendous man
MERCHANTS and hucksters across the
land will gladly sell you a souvenir of the
Pope's visit for 80 per cent off these days.
They overbought, misled by the media,
whose figures were on the high .side, and
scared away a lot of people who don't like
mobs. 0
On the other hand, no visitor to this coun-
try could command the huge crowds,
Catholic and otherwise, who trudged
through mud and were belted by cold rain
and suffered cruel winds, to see the Holy
Father.
No other figure in the world could come to
this country and say the things he did and
get away with it, indeed, be cheered for it.
Some of the things that came through
from a week of Pope -watching were evident
to all: the man's tremendous endurance; his
sometimes fierce insistence on spiritualism
over materialism; his love of children and
succour for the sick and crippled; his in-
sistence on a better deal for the poor of the
world.
Even the most staunch Irish Orangeman
could scarce forbear to cheer.
Let's face it. Il Papa has more clout than
a distant descendant of Good King Harry,
who broke with Rome, seized the Church's
wealth, found himself a tame Archbishop,
and married at will.
'Twas not always so. The stay-at-home
Popes, huddled in the Vatican, became
almost symbols, with the odd exception, of
everything reactionary, timid, and non-
sensical, thereby creating a virtual revolu-
tion within the church.
John Paul II has not exactly won over the
feminist movement, nor the priests who
want to get married (silly idiots), but at
least he goes out and lays it on the line, not
hiding behind the skirts of Rome. He has
been shot, threatened; and probably cost
more in security services than anyone in the
world.
• I don't know whether he has created a
great resurgence in the R.C.'s. I'll count the
cars parked outside my house this Sunday,
and for several afterwards. It's only two
blocks from the church.
Personally, I didn't get to meet him,
though my arthritic foot should have got me
in the front row. I didn't exactly expect him
to kiss my foot and make it better, though
I'd have kissed his hand if he had.
I have an apology to make to His Holiness.
I accused him of not saying a prayer for
By Bill Smiley
team Canada against the heathen Russians.
That column was written just before the
Canada -Russia game. Apparently he • got
the -message, and sneaked off for a minute to
have a word with the Lord. Anyway, we won.
that night, 3-2. Thanks, Pope.
Despite the fact that he was only three
miles away, I didn't go to see or hear him. It
involved swimming • a lake and wading
through a marsh. I don't think he missed
me. .
Instead, I went to visit Mammon, my
bank. At 5:30 on a Friday, I was the only
customer in the bank. I proceeded to a ven-
dor of.portables, which had hired extra staff
for the day. 1 was one of two customers
there. A striking blow for His Holiness,
methinks.
Frankly, I don't care if I never see
another facsimile of John Paul. I have been
confronted by them in every store window,
newspaper, fast food shop and gift shop for
three or four months. He's a handsome
chap. for a Pole. but enough is enough.
Language education, a
Dear editor, .
I was impressed by the results of the re-
cent Gallup poll on the attitude of Canadian
parents to french language education. The
poll indicates that the majority of parents
want their schools to offer bilingualism as a
realistic option.
The main concern of parents is
'understandably economic; the trend
towards bilingual employment in both the
public and private sectors is bound to inten-
sify.
Unfortunately, bilingualism is not popular
with some ratepayers in this area,
Resistance to early french immersion may
delay or even prevent local boards from
making it available. What will happen to the
children now entering the Huron County
school system if early french immersion is
not offered?
One thing is certain. The bilingualism op-
tion is increasingly popular across the coun-
try. Most of the school systems that now of-
fer it have seen a dramatic increase in
enrolment. This and the Gallop poll sug-
gest that a significant part of the next
generation will be functionally bilingual,
This will almost certainly mean some kind
of financial advantage in an economy that
Something I don't understand is that the
hucksters didn't sell Pope headgear. There
was his tall hat, which he didn't wear too
often, but would be priceless'for Hallowe'en
parties. Then there was his beanie, or
skullcap, which he wore often, and must
have used Krazy-Glue to keep on, in some of
those winds.
A guid, canny Scotsman could have made
a fortune out of those two head -pieces.
But I hear stories, instead, of people at the
Pope's site trying to sell . hot-dogs for $1.75
and hamburgers for $1.95 and having to give
them away at the end of the day, because
we're not that stupid. Pity.
Anyway, we won the Canada Cup, thanks
to the Pope's little duck off for a prayer, and.
God's apparently in His Heaven, and all's
right with the world.
And I had an advocate, saying a prayer
for me, right up there with the Pope. I
haven't checked it out yet, but if she didn't•
say that prayer, we're both in trouble. She
with me, I with the Lord.
fundamental need
may be as tight and competitive as anything
we know.
As the parent of a child already in
kindergarten, I am frankly concerned. Ear-
ly french immersion is the only practical
way to ensure bilingualism, but children
cannot enter it beyond Grade 1. I have
already heard of one family that went out-
side the county to get french immersion
before time ran out. If the local school
boards choose not to offer language immer-
sion in the next school year, many local
parents will have to make a similar deci-
sion.
This situation should not exist. Local
school boards should have a responsibility
to offer bilingualism. I can't deny the ob-
vious financial pressures on rural school
boards; if we were discussing an extra-
curricular activity or a piece of playground
equipment, the "purse strings' argument
might make sense. We aren't. Language
education is as fundamental as math or
history. Immersion is the language educa-
tion that actually teaches a useful skill.
Please support french immersion in
Huron County now. A bunch of great little
people won't get a second chance.
• Gregory Pilton