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Farm land goingfast
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Toronto Sun columnist Dr. Morton Shulman calls it a "terrible crisis," and he's
right.
Ontario farmland is disappearing fast. It's being bought at a rapid rate by
residential property owners and foreign investors.
A group, of Bruce' County farmers recently presented their concerns to Dr.
Shulman. On further investigation, Dr. Shulman discovered that, according to
Ministry of Agriculture facts, more than 165,000 acres of farmland in Ontario is
owned by non-residents. These figures however are outdated and in fact,
thousands more acres are being purchased by European investors, working
through numbered companies.
Dr. Shulman wrote, "The fact is that much of the most productive agricultural
land in this province have been purchased for speculation by foreigners, the ex-
tent of these purchases has never been investigated by the government and the
names of the purchasers are unknown."
Dr. Shulman credited Huron -Middlesex MPP Jack Riddell for taking on the task
of fighting the loss of farmland at Queen's Park.
MPP Riddell has been working\to restrict foreign land ownership since 1978,
but has only been given promises of action.
Dr. Shulman noted, "The situation has now become so bad because of the poor
estate market, that when a farmer dies or wishes to sell his farm, there are no
Canadian buyers and literally every farm that is sold is purchased by a non-
resident."
He stated that foreigners are now buying the equivalent of a 120 -acre farm
every day in Ontario. He added, "Ontario has become their province of oppor-
tunity and land bargains are universal because our farmers have fallenon hard
times. In some areas of agricultural Ontario, foreign ownership has now reached
20 per cent of the land."
The loss of prime agricultural land is not a new topic of concern in this area, but
it continues to be a serious one.
Here people realize the potential danger of selling our farmland to foreign in-
vestors or non-agricultural uses. Locally municipal councils have controlled the
amount of land severance for residential use, but our efforts are limited.
The provincial government must seriously listen to MPP Riddell and Ontario's
farming community. They must realize that the effects of losing farmland to
foreign investment not only harms the agricultural basis, but the community as a
whole. MPP Riddell has voiced his concern about the long -terms effects on the
community. He told Dr. Shulman, "I would encourage the minister to take a trip
through rural Ontario to see first hand the effect that a declining population has
on local businesses, schools, churches and other farmers who are unable to com-
pete with the prices foreign buyers are willing to offer for land."
Behind The Scenes
It's, pumpkin time.of year. Charlie Brown
upmortalized the giant orange vegetable in
his cartoon special, The Great Pumpkin,
and the World Pumpkin Federation will
carry on the tradition.
Ontario is the newest member in the
Federation, an American organization
dedicated to promoting world -level competi-
tion in growing giant pumpkins and squash.
The pumpkin to beat is a 223.8 kg. (493.5
lbs.) one grown by Howard Dill of Nova
Scotis in 1981. Mr. Dill is also the world
record holder for the largest squash, tipping
the scales at 154.6 kg. (341 lbs).
The weighing site in Ontario for this
year's competition will be at the Norfolk
Country Fair, Skmcoe County where provin-
cial competitors will haul their garden
goliaths On October 8 for the local champion-
ship.
The Ontario winner's weight will be
entered in the world competition which will
included entries from Nova Scotia,
Massachusetts, New York, California and
Sussex, England.
Contest officials are looking for some
heavy weight entries in this year's showing.
Special pumpkin seeds have been developed
by Agriculture Canada at the University of
Guelph. In honor of the bicentennial year,
200 seeds were sent to organizers of the Nor-
folk Fair to distribute to championship con-
tenders. This "special" variety will
reportedly produce pumpkins as large as
226.8 kg. (500 lbs. )
By Keith Roulston
Computer vs. creativity
e11, the writing is on the wall...or on the •
computer screen.
I saw the other day that the Japanese
have invented a robot that could play the
organ. It seems it's only a matter of time
before musicians, artists and writers will be
replaced in this electronic age.
And who can argue against 'it? In an age
that prizes efficiency over everything else,
we artistic types just aren't efficient. If an
efficiency expert followed me around for a
day, for instance, how could I convince him
that I was really working as I stared out the
window beside my desk, my fingers sitting
lifelessly on the keys of my typewriter. How
could I persuade him that sitting reading
endless newspapers, magazines and books,
that taking long walks, or sitting on the
stone pile on top of the hill in the back 40,
looking out over the countryside and listen-
ing to the wind rustling the grass was really
an important part of the creative process
and not goofing off. I even have trouble con-
vincing my wife of that.
I must admit that in a community where
farmers get up at five in the -Morning to milk
the cows and work until after dark at night,
where truck drivers put in 24-hour days on
long hauls, where guys in the feed mill slug
100 -pound bags all day, a writer looks a little
ridiculous. A friend of my son's went home
one day and told his parents he wanted to be
what I was When he grew up because I never
do anything. So how can I argue if a robot
finally puts some rationality into the job.
We've got to admit too that it's about our
turn to get killed by technology. In the
newspaper business for instance, the
It was hard work, but
' it was wo rth wh i lie
cess. It was a lot of work but we all had a
good time and we are looking forward to
organizing this event next year.
Thanks again,
Dave Wise
President
Clinton and District
Junior Farmers
By Shelley ticinlq!
Pressure should be heavy at this year's
match, to determine the King of the Pum-
pkin
umpkin Patch. + + +
No giant pumpkins from the McPhee
garden this year, )< have had a bumper crop
of green beans, two zucchini, some scrawny
green onions and one very well fed rab-
bit
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Fall.means the beginning of Story Hour at
the Clinton Library. Youngsters are invited
to join in the weekly reading time, held
every Saturday from 2:30 to 3:30 p.m.
+ + +
Fall also means (unfortunately) cold and
flu season. There are lots of people who are
already feeling under the weather.
Your resistance to unwelcome germs can
be strengthened by a quick visit to your doc-
tor for a flu shot. The elderly are particular-
ly advised to take this small dose of preven-
tative medicine.
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This week, marks the the first Saturday in
the month, and the Londesboro Lions Club
will be making their monthly newspaper
pick up in Clinton. Have you papers bundled
at the curb. early Saturday mornine.
Over the Bayfield the local Lions Club will
be making a collection as well.
+ + +
At noon hour on Saturday, October 6 tune
in your television to CKCO-Channel 13. A
groap of Clinton step dancers, Your Rain-
bow will be performing on Big
geks e
The dancers include Stacy
Segeren and Sheila Cook.
The • girls recently brought hgme a first
place shibwingfroin the Mitchell Fall Fair.
The October 2I -Big Top Talent show will
feature the talents of thetompen Dancers
from Seaforth and Dublin. As well, Clinton s
Robin Hicks will be playing the piano.-
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As we promised last week, the Clinton
News -Record is modelling a new look this
week.
The change may be subtle to some and
very obvious to others. Basically we've
made the paper more compact. The actual
page sizes are smaller now, by just a little
over two inches, making the newspaper
easier to read and handle at arm's length.
The change is being made in an effort to
keep our paper in step with today's
publishing trends.
To compensate for the change, the News -
Record will be offering more pages of news
and information each week.
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October is the fund raising month for the
Canadian National Institute for the Blind
(CNIB) . The Clinton Kinsmen and Lions
Club will be helping in the effort. In rural
areas the canvass will be conducted with
donations forms through the mail.
writers and reports are the one group that
hasn't been hurt much by modern
technology. Once upon a time newspapers
were thin because all the type had to be
laboriously set by hand, each letter picked
out of a case by a typesetter. Typesetters
becamescarce with the coming of the
Linotype. Newspapers became thicker and
more reporters were hired.
Then came the offset printing process and
more people in the backshop went. Then
came 'computerized typesetting and video
display terminals and reporters ended up I was going to say, "There's nothing more
setting their own type putting typists out of boring than old people talking about the
work. Soon a few people may be able to run `goodold days' when they were young."
the whole paper by having robots make up Then I realized that I was out in left field,
the whole paper. Think how that will make with nobody at bat, the pitcher . chewing
the publishers smile. tobacco and spitting juice, the catcher
But can robots really do the job? Can they fumbling around trying to adjust his athletic
really be creative?, After all, a recent study protector, as they now call a metal
in the U.S. showed that 30 per cent of the jockstrap.
highly creative artists studied were 1 There are many things more boring. Little
mad...well, at least had to go to get children who want one more horsey ride
psychiatric help because of their manic- when your spine feels fractured in eight
depressive mental states. Can the computer places from the 10 previous jaunts.
programmers give the machines the correct Teenagers babbling endlessly about rock
warped point of view that makes human ar- stars, boyfriends, girlfriends, and the
tists see things differently than ordinary, money they need to keep up with their
sane people. It will be interesting to see. friends. 'How come we only have a 21 inch
After all, computers have been driving TV? I'm 16; why can't I stay out till 3 a.m. if
humans crazy for years so turn about should I want to? I'm the only girl in the class who
be fair play. doesn't have construction workers boots!"
But if robots aren't as creative, will University students, perhaps the most
anybody notice? Probably not. I've a hunch boring creatures in our society. After the in -
the people in Hollywood who make televi- h w are s of you? How's it going?" And then40
sion programs have been using computers minutes of straight, self-centred description
to write the scripts for years. Nobody seems of their university courses or their jobs,
to have noticed that.
Summer reminiscing
by Anne Narejko
Sugar and Spice
As years pass us by
Dear Editor: was involved. Despite a constant drizzle of
On behalf of the Clinton and District rain, the run was a success, raising $1750.75
Junior Farmers, I would like to extend a big with a total of 57 runners.
thank you to all those who participated in Special thanks goes out to Katimavik for
the Terry Fox Run on September 23, 1984. It acting as crossing guards, Doug Bezzo for
was our first time co-ordinating the run. We . patrolling the route and Wendy Tremeer for
took over the reins for Elaine Townshend, helping with the paper work.
who looked after the run for the first three There are many people too numerous to
years. Little did we realize how much work mention who helped make this run a suc-
Best bread recipes to be tried at Centralia seminar
Add a new skill to your repertoire by try-
ing your hand at breadmaking. Fall is the
time to spend cozy days in the kitchen ex-
perimenting with new recipes and skills,
Baking your own bread is fun, more
economical and there's no better way to
t .
show your family you think they're terrific.
Ms. Debbie Campbell, an accomplished
instructor in Foods Technology, offers to
you a one day workshop on how to make
your own bread, at Centralia College of
Agricultural Technology on Saturday, Oc-
tober 20 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.
Come for the day and take home the
recipes and skills to bake your own bread.
For more information on this fall course
and to register, cpntact Centralia College
Agricultural Technology, Huron Park,
By Bill Smiley
their professors, their disenchantment with
their courses, their unspoken admission that
they can't hack it, as you knew they couldn't
in the first place. •
I manage to brush them off after about
eight minutes with a cheery, "So long, Sam,
great to hear you're doing so well, and best
of luck. I, have to go to an orgy for senior
citizens that starts in four minutes, with the
pornographic movie." It's great to leave
them there with their mouths hanging open.
Next worse, in the boring department, are
young couples who have produced one or
two infants, and talk as though they'd swum
the Atlantic, or climbed Mount Everest.
"Let me tell you what Timmy (or Khnmy)
said the other day. He was sawing wood in
the nursery school, and his saw slipped, and
he pointed at his saw, and he said, `Don't
you dare do that', and the teacher told me,
and she said it was the most hilarious thing
she'd ever seen, and blah blah blah, and...."
Boring. B -o -r -i -n -g. We can all top that
type of story. My daughter, age 7, Grade 2,
just getting over the Santa Claus bit, came
home one day and told my wife she knew
//what a certain familiar four-letter word that
she'd seen scrawled on the sidewalk meant.
At the time, rather absent-mindedly, with
Dr. Spock lurking in the background, she en-
quired. "And what does it mean, dear?" The
response was, "When men and ladies lie
down on top of each other and go to the
bathroom.' That was the end of any birds
and bees instruction.
Next in descending line of boring conver-
sationalists are middle-aged grandparents.
The women, young enough to still elicit a
whistle on a dark night, the men old enough
to suck in their paunches when a bikini
walks by, they act as thon)gh they had in-
vented grandchildren. They whine exchang-
ed whimpers about the baby-sitting they
have to do. They brag that their grand-
children are the worst little devils in the
world. Boring.
And finally, we get to the elderly. Certain-
ly some of them are boring, but they are the
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ones who have been bores all their lives.
But the others, the salty ones, even though
slowed by the body's increasing frailty, re-
tain their saltiness, and even improve on it,
because they don't give :a god 'damn
anymore. They can say what they like and
do what they like. And they do.
I've met or'talked to three men in their
late '80s recently. My father-in-law, 89,
seemed rather frail when we arrived for a
visit, at 3 p.m. At 11 that night we were still
arguing religion and politics, at top form.
I'.ve told you about old Campbell, the 85-er
who dowses wells and is set to go to
Paraguay. Talked to my great-uncle, riddl-
ed with arthritis, and his voice and welcome
were as warm and crackling as a fireplace
freshly lit.
This whole column was inspired by a clip-
ping my sister sent me about 88 -year-old
Lawrence Consitt of Perth, Ontario.
Lawrence was present,when the last man
was hanged in Perth. His comment: "It was
strange." The man had turned to the crowd
and smiled just before his death. He had
murdered his wife. Today he'd be given a
manslaughter and six years.
Lawrence started playing piano 79 -years
ago, at dances, at the silent pictures theatre.
He got $5. a night for a dance. The talkies
knocked him out of a job in 1930. But he kept
on playing ragtime and jazz wherever there
was an opening.
I listened to him improvise for the silent
movies. I danced to his piano at country
dances, with his nieces and great-nieces.
He always had a crock. Took the pledge in
1925. It lasted 13 months. Got sick on a ship
to France in 1918, and was too late to be kill-
ed.
He never married; "But I drank a lot of
whiskey." He's in one of those Sunset
Havens now, but when they ask him when
he'll be back from a day in Perth, he says,
"It depends on who I meet."
That's boring? Hang on, Lawrence. You
gave great pleasUrre,to many people. I hope I
can stay as salty as you,