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Doug Coventry was more than an administrator at the Clinton Public Hospital.
In the 10'years that Doug served at the hospital he clearly proved that he was also
---a friend'to-the-community;._ .. —
Our good' humored hospital administrator, who took more than his share of
"short jokes" officially retired on March 30. Close to 200 associates and friends
showed their appreciation for this little man at a dinner party in his honor the
next evening.
Like most retirement parties, the evening included its share of complimentary
speeches and presentations. Special to this retirement dinner, was the constant
reminder that Doug Coventry was more than just an employee at the Clinton
Public Hospital. He was dedicated worker and a good friend to the staff.
Doug Coventry saw the Clinton Hospital through the dark days of 1976 when
the government threatened closure. Doug, former hospital hoard chairman Art
Aiken and the community formed-a.,united front to fight for the hospital. The bat-
tle was a tough one, but they won.
Clintoni.ans still remember that time vividly and they still applaude the efforts
of Doug Coventry and the community leaders who fought to keep our hospital
alive.
. With that major battle under his belt, Doug went on to ensure the continued
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success -of Che "CI-iii'ton Publi�c--Hosprtal---by--car-eying- out --plana-_ta-,.kzu.IJ.d_._q_,new ._
emergency out-patient wing. This impressive Targe addition opened last year.
Huron -Middlesex MPP Jack Riddell recalled those years. of extremes at the
Clinton Hospital. He noted, "Doug is a person who has dedicated well over 10
years of service to the Clinton Public Hospital. We've come through come tough
times, but we've come through some good times. The hospital's successwas
largely duetoDoug."
Leen Rehorst, chairman of the hospital board echoed Ridell's words in describ-
ing the former hospital administrator.
"It's been a great privilege to work with Doug. We worked together in good
spirit and harmony with the community, staff and doctors."
Doug's final accomplishment at the hospital is still in the' works. His one, ambi-
tion before retirement Was, to see the h'ospltal accredits js --a-40O quality
facility. This recognition is one of the highest awards a medical ,institution can
e amand our hospital has recently be been surveyed for accreditation, Initial
the studylook romisin and final word on the rating will be
results of p 9.•
announced in''fhe'near fiuture. •
Doug Coventry spent over 10 years at the•Clinton Public Hospital. He was hired
without an interview and started work on April Fool's Day 1973.
Hospital board members and staff agree that hiring this little Scot was a gam-
ble well worth taking. As Jack Riddell fondly joked, "Staff both looked. up and
looked down to Doug." -by S. McPhee
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Behind The Scenes
By Keith Roulston
No fast food here
It wasn't the kind of place you'd belikely
to pick out to stop to eat if you were just
driving down the highway butsince it was
right next door to the, motel we were staying
at and the next restaurantwas miles away
we tried it.
From the outside, it wasn't much. Its ear-
ly 1950s packing -crate architecture didn't
make the kind of impression that would stop
you from passing on to the nearest golden
arches if you were a stranger to the city.
Neither did the appearance that sales of
paint weren't soaring in this town because
of this restaurant owner. It was a bleak
building behind a bleak parking lot on a
bleak urban sprawl strip on the outskirts of
a southern Ontario city.
Inside wasn't encouraging either. The
floor had tiles missing. The benches looked
like they'd been reclaimed from a junked
school bus. The wall decoration was mostly
calendars and posters for hockey games.
But it must have something going for it:
The parking lot was full of pickup trucks and
the vans of local carpenters and electri-
cians. The stream of people coming in the
door was constant. The booths •were:mostly
full.
The food? It was . good solid, Canadian
fare. Nothing great. Not even incredibly
cheap:
But. after 10 minutes sitting at a table by
the door it became evident why this place
was popular. The owner exchanged a teas-
ing banter with customers when they paid
their bills. He poured' a cup of coffee and
took a muffin from the jar and went over
and sat down with one customer, then wav-
ed a sign to the waitress not to charge
another. customer who he owed a favour to.
An old tractor pulled up in the parking lot
and the owner hobbled in to the . restaurant
on crutches. By the .'time . he 'arrived the
waitress•had a table set and: a coffee_ waiting
for him then scolded him good-naturedly
when hepicked another table• than the one
-she'd prepared: '
People here on the edge of the city came
.here more for, the sense of community than ,
for the food. That was the secret. There is an
instinct in people that is as strong as the in-
stinct.to eat: an instinct to relax with people
we know and enjoy being with.
It's an instinct that seems almost alien in
the modern world. The 'specialists from big
businessmen sitting in front of computers
figuring where the population trends say a
new fast food restaurant should go to the
government tax people who want to be 'able
to reduce everything to a computer ,code,
seem to rid us of this unfortunate need but
people find . a way to find 'a community
anyway. It's almost like an underground
society today.
Thechamber of commerce of that city
won't pant int withpride to that shabby
restaurant on the edge of town. It will point
instead at the shiningnew downtown shopp-
ing mall, the huge hotel complex on the
other side of town, the strip where
McDonald's and Burger King and Mother's
flash their beckoning lights at potential
customers:
But in that dilapidated little restaurant
humanity goes on. And in a way, that's more
important than anything the fancy places
can offer.
Genealogists can help
find your heritage roots
Dear Editor,
It has been with great pleasure that I have
seen the number of 'Letters to the Editor' m
your paper from people seeking help in
locating 'lost' families.
Many of your readers are already aware
of the increasing "addiction" to searching
for one's roots. But how often one reaches a
dead end in trying to ferret out their
ancestors from piles of dusty records or
from the memories of elderly relatives. How
often I have heard, "How do I start?",
"Where do I look?", "What do I do now?".
So all you new "addicts" take heart! Help
has arrived! The Huron County
Genealogical Society is sponsoring a'
"Beginners Workshop" April 7 from 2-5
p.m. at the Brussels Arena. There is no
charge for this workshop and anyone wan -
tin the answers to the above questions
should come with pencil and paper in hand
and bring all their genealogical problems.
The learning experience will be unique!
Thank you.
Sincerely,
Carole Robinson,
Press Secretary and
Past Chairman
Young Einsteins
agar and Spice
by Shelley McPhee
My kid brother
HAVE TO go and see my kid brother this
week. I don't have. to. Nobody in his right
mind has to have anything to .do with his
relatives.
From birth to death they are a pain in the
arm. When a baby is born, all the eyebrows
go up at the choice of name, unless it hap-
pens to be one of theirs, or that of a rich un-
cle.
Asked my grandboys the other day what
their second name was. Balind, who
sometimes doesn't know his anus from his•
elbow, promptlyretored, "William." His se-
cond name was the same as mine, in case
I'd be pleased and leave him something.
Asked the other guy who knows
everything, from why Gran's crying to why
Grandad is in a tearing rage. He muttered,
"Chen." I'd forgotten. His parents named
him that, don't ask me why, because, they
were on an international kick, and Chen
means "first-born." Poor little devil. His
full name in Nikov Chen. Imagine what the
CIA will do with that when they take- over
Canadian: intelligence. Notice I spelled the
last word without a capital.
Next time the relatives act like Little Jack
Horner is when your kids get married.
Despite the fact that the couple has been liv-
ing together for nine months, your blasted "
relatives want a church wedding, with the
bride in white, . a big reception where
everybody pretends that the newlyweds are
virgin, there are some adolescent speeches
right out of the age of Victoria, and
somebody cuts a cake that nobody would eat
with a 10 -foot pole. This costs roughly $5,000
to $19,000 so that the couple can go on living
in sin, but with a paper to prove that they're
not.
And the third occasion on which the
By Sill Smiley
relatives get their arms into it, right up to
the elbows, is when somebody dies. This is •
when the real Christians emerge.. _.
"Mom always said I could have that tea
service."
"Well, that's what you think. I was there
the day she died and she distinctly stated
(arm twisted behind her back) that I could
have. not only the tea service but all the
linen." And so on.
I've seen all this, but no experienced it. .
After my mother's death, my elder sister
was mutually appointed arbitrator. And she
arbitrated: "Two sheets for you, two for
you. Two blankets for you, two for you. Two
linen tablecloths for you, two for you. Two
beds for you, a dining -room table for you.
Everyday china for you, plus the silver cof-
fee pot. Good china for you, plus the
chamber -pot." And so on.
It was like being at an auction, without
any bids, and we all went away'rather daz-
ed, enriched beyond our dreams, and with
only a few grudges. We were all so young
and unsophisticated that we let an aunt,have
a beautiful chaise longue, which wound up
as a period piece in, of all places, Australia.
My aunt didn't want it.
This hasn't much to do with going to see
my kid brother, but I still think that he
thinks he got screwed (he was in Paris at the
tune) on the family split-up, and covets the
hand=carved -stool my -Dad made, which -I
traded off for an upright piano of dubious
vintage. Maybe not.
Maybe he just wants to see me. Maybe he
wants to apologize for all the times he trail-
ed me all over town when I was seven and he
was five. I would first hiss at him, then shout
at him, to go home. He'd hang on, a block.
behind, crying like a fire siren, stubborn as
K�Ieidosco.PQ
NW rein
Dear Editor
Displeased taxpayer
Dear Editor:
As a taxpayer in the township of Goderich
° I am writing to express my displeasure in
the new zoning By-law for Goderich
Township, and how it is being handled.
Over 30 percent of the taxpayers affected
by the new By-law are cottage owners who
are only here seasonally, there has been no
effort made by our council members to give
proper notice to out-of-town residents so
that we might be included in the open houses
which have been held to discuss the impact
of such a By-law.
It seems clear to me that the council trust
see us as second class citizens because little
effort has been made in order to accom-
modate us, for example; After receiving in
the mail a 163 page document, which would
take a law degree to understand on Tues-
day, we are expected to drop everything and
drive to a open house in Holmesville that
following -Saturday.
The second meeting that was held on
Wednesday Feb. 21, 1984 at 9:00 PM, notified
taxpayers on page 9 of the Clinton News -
Record six days; prior to its meeting.
Contrary towhat our council members
must think, a couple days notice to drive to a
meeting held on a wintery Wednesday night
from London, Sarnia or Toronto takes a bit
more -planning.
It seems clear to me that the council must
have something to hide because they insist
on having meetings without giving sufficient
notice, thus preventing the chance for
assembly, the council must be trying to pass'
something that the majority of people do not
want!
Emily Nielsen
London, Ontario
Immersion costs
Dear Editor:
I would like to express my views on
French Immersion schools being set up in
Huron County, and the committee for learn -
Ing opportunities ii► tench only. -The--comY_..
mittee says it won't cost the people too much
as the Federal and the Provincial Govern-
ments supply considerable funding, they are
really right there.
It cost the Davis Government $88 million
last year for French schools, then we have
the French law courts and other French ser-
vices which I'll bet will put itup over the
$100 million: This is a Province 95 or 94 per
He's challenged me to a game of golf.
cent English, 1 percent of the French that
a hound following a fox.,
This cant speak English. I would say that is
d d bl I f is th tt I stupid. English taxpayer paying 95 percent
is qunte.un erstan a e. t I. e,pa ern.- a is another reason
could always beat him' at everything, and he: of the- cost. Her th why
wants the masochistic satisfaction of being English Canada should not be teaching
trounced once more, before he retires to ;French period.
that wonderland of golf where everyllody ,, Ae year ago Tast`Astovelxil5ar13, 4982 aur
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takes a Mulligan, everybody rides an eIec- Secretary of State Serge Joyal made a big
tris cart to the next hole, and everybody
discusses every shot at the 19th hole.
On the other hand, maybe he wants to talk
about all that money I borrowed from him
when he had a paper route and I -was a --
well, a sort of freelancer. •
Every Saturday night, I used to lock him
in the bathroom and freelance about two-
thirds of his weekly take, so I could go to the
movies. .,
Saw him in Germany a few years ago, and;
he was still keeping track. He figures I owe
him $28,500. and . some dollars, with com-
pound interest. .
Perhapshe just wants to remind me of all
the girls he has taken away from me, over
the years. He never took anyone of any real
consequence, but he took some very fine
prospectives.
On the fourth hand, maybe he just wants
to rub it in to me that I'm a. failure: He
retired as a Colonel with a chestful of
.medals: I quit as a Flight -Loot with four or
five medals mouldering m the basement.
- Re has- -been -alt...the -..•beck and--•call..of _ ....._ .... m
generals, ambassadors, -and such.. He is amounted to $14,457;703. for only 941,995 g�oa
divorced — fashionable. I am married — un- Ple or $15.35 per person that has been going
fashionable. He in charming, multilingual,
has tasted the fleshpots of Europe. I am a on for years.
typical suburban slob. • : Here is another good reason why Quebec
we
maybe the poor little fella just wants to your mother tongue has got to be English or
seee should not be teaching French: 4n Quebec
the brother he used to pillowfight with, you cansend your children to an English
every Saturday morning. school, you can't put up an English sign
even on your own property or you will be fin-
ed if you don't take it down, not even a Bil-
ingual sign, they got rid of English being of-
ficial you can't see any English any place in
Quebec. They got rid of our English as being
official, can't see an Englishsign any place
with the blessing of the Federal Govern-
ment, no complaints from our English
speech to a big gathering of French m
Halifax, after thanking all the people for be-
ing responsible for the meeting he starts off
with telling them that this is their country
and not to forget that, he went on to tell them'
that he was going to make Canada a French
state not only in Quebec but all across
Canada, he also said that he was talking to
Ontario . Minister of Education, Betty
Stevenson and he was going to take a good
look at French College and Universities.
When he was first elected to his job
reporters asked him what he was going to do
now that he was Secretary of State he
replied to strengthen the status of Fran-
cophoner. Our, English members didn't •
complain.
Here is another reason why we shouldn't
be teaching Frenchat all. The minister of
State Serge Joyal sent out his minority
rights granted to the minority groups across
the country. The French speaking people in
Quebec amounted to only $1,520,070. for
1,131,390 or $1.34 per person, while grants to
mother tongue, French outside Quebec
This is fund raising time of year, when it
seems that someone's always at the door
looking for donations..
Some people find it hard to decide which
worthy causes to support and which ones to
pass up, but by giving a dollar or two to
several organizations, you can help many
people and many causes.
The Clinton Lions Club just completed
their first ever Easter Seal Telethon and
local organizer Steve Fraser is
overwhelmed with the support to the fund
raising effort, from Clinton, Bayfield, Blyth
and the surrounding areas.
Steve says he's exhausted from all the
work, but pleased with the results from the
weekend telethon and enthusiastically
reports that the Clinton Lions will be
involved again next year.
Local fund raising continues this month
with the annual drive for the Canadian
Cancer Society. In conjunction with this the
Daffodil Tea will be held on April 6 at St.
Joseph's ltoman Catholic Church in Clinton.
Many area ladies' groups lend a hand to help
make this luncheon a yearly success.
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Anticipated school closures do not only
affect our small rural municipalities, they
too can occur in Ontario's largest urban
centres.
In Tuesday's Toronto Star, columnist
Frank Jones wrote an article that caught
my eye, entitled What's bad about small
schools?
It looked at a decision made by the North
York school board when it recently voted to
close the Anthony Street Public School.
By Shelley McPhee
Enrolment at the school had declined from a
high,of 500 students to a Tow of 86.
._. _Parents there areas distressed as our own
Vanastra and Aensall parents are `over the
prospects of losing their school. One North
York mother noted, "...We don't send our
Malo Anthony School to get rid of them. We
send them thereto learn the same thing they
learn at horne. The teachers in that school
know the beat of every kid."
Frank Jones wrote, "It's not fair to blame
school boards for population trends, but
here's something I'd like to know: what's so
bad about having small schools?
"I know school administrators hate them
because they don't allow for vice -principals,
office staff and all the job padding that
makes advancement in the education
business possible. And I know the familiar
old argument that you can't afford to
provide industrial arts, music phys-ed and
all the other enriching extras of modern
education.
`'But for goodness sake, have they never
heard of circulating
who can move
from schoolto sc teachers
h of tos provide these
subjects? Surely now they have computers
in schools that make it all the easier to have
schools with only 50 children, or 20, or even
10. Because nothing is moreimportant, not
audio-visual' os Stnot ggyms,
han makin thosfirst
yearsnot
swisiinns g pools,
o l a friendly, intimate bridge
for children between home and the outside
world. And nothing contributes more to
children making tljat jump successfully
than the feeling that the school is part of
their community, the place they play hi the
evening, where mom and dad go to meetings
and where the teachers are people everyone
in the neighborhood knows.'
• Clintonians - Don't forget to bundle you old
newspapers and put them out on the curb
Saturday morning. The Londesboro Lions
will be out and about for their monthly
collection.
Over in Bayfield the Lions will be outas
well making their regular newspaper pick-
up.
What happens to all those old
newspapers? This week reporter Wendy
Somerville takes a look at the recycling
business and how you can help the local
Lions Club in their fund raising efforts.
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On March 28 there were 11 tables of
euchre in play for the last game of the
season at the Knights of Coluifibus match
held in St. Joseph's Church Hall, Clinton.
Winners included: high scorers, Omerine
Watkins and John Van den Elzen; low
scorers, Dorothy Fleet and Martin Van
Ninhuys; ' lone hands, Elizabeth Medd and
Lannie Matthews; lucky chair, Alvin Sharp;
lucky draw, Evelyn Christensen.
The Clinton IOOF and Rebekah card party
was held on March 30. Winners were: high
scorers, Marie Gibbhigs and Lloyd Stewart;
low scorers, Mrs. Sootheran and Elmer
Trick; lone hands, Ernie Brown and Mary
Trick; share the wealth, Grace White and
Mary Trick.
The last party of the season will be held on
April 12.
members while our English members pass-
ed their Bilingual bill forcing the English to
learn French or they don't get a good job,
discrimates everybody but French, that's
all it's good for, they passed the language
bill costing millions in translations, they did
that for 941,990 people as French Quebec has
no English and the worst that they did was
get rid of our B.N.A. constitution which had
in it one working language English. Equal
Rights to all, special privileges to none.
If we had all the money that it has cost us
for this French stuff and its the English tax-
payer has paid at least 90 percent of it, it
would sure put a big hole in our deficit,
billions and billions of money for a language
we did not need at all. With the help of about
90 percent of our English members of
government, Serge Joyal won't have much
trouble making a French state out of
Canada. Our English members have let the
English people down badly, a dirty shone.
Mr. Asa Deeves,
Hensall, Ontario.
Thank you Clinton
Dear Editor:
On behalf of the Clinton Beta Sigma Phi, I
would like to thank everyone who hen to
make the daffodil campaign for the cer
Society a success this year.
Special thanks goes to Percy Pugh for
storing the daffodils and to all the people
who either sold or took orders,
Mrs. Marguerite Falconer,
Chairperson Service Committee,
Xi Epsilon, Beta Sigma Phi.
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