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/Make Halloween safe
Hallowe'en, children and UNICEF are three words that are closely linked with
the month of October annually.
October is a time for ghosts, witches, costumes and parties, and for thousands
of children across Canada, an opportunity to help other children around the world
through UNICEF's Hallowe'en fundraising campaign.
Canadian, support of UNICEF at Hallowe'en is the highest in the world, and this
year thousands of Canadian children will be out once again Trick -or -Treating for
UNICEF.
Because UNICEF is concerned with your child's safety, this year you will see
Trick -or -Treaters wearing the new UNICEF Hallowe'en "Vest", designed to be
worn over a Hallowe'en costume. Provided by Sears at no cost to UNICEF, the
UNICEF Hallowe'en "Vest" is made of clear plastic and is trimmed with the retro -
reflective material, Scotchlite, which has been especially designed to reflect light
and is considered the best material for visibility after dark.
In order to make this Hallowe'en safe and fun for everyone, UNICEF's Safety
Rules ore provided as a public service by UNICEF Canada and your provincial
UNICEF Committee. The UNICEF Safety Rules are: 1. Never Trick -or -Treat alone.
Go with a friend or in a group. Adults should accompany young children. 2.
Parents should set a curfew and boundaries within familiar neighbourhoods. 3.
Youngsters should be advised against entering the house or apartment of a
stranger. 4. Children should show parents treats when they arrive home -
especially unwrapped candies and fruits. 5. Avoid Trick -or -Treating late at night.
Wear Tight coloured, flame -resistant costumes and carry a flashlight. 6. Wear the
new UNICEF Hallowe'en "Vest" over your costume so that you con be seen easily.
7. Try on your costume before you leave the house to make sure your costume
does not block your view of on -coming vehicles. Tie up any loose or dangling
ends that might cause you to trip. 8. Culls should be made along one side of the
street and then along the other. Cross streets at intersections or crosswalks. 9.
Keep your UNICEF collection box in your hand or hang it around your neck with a
piece of string. Keep one hand free to balance yourself. 10. If you see someone
causing trouble or damaging other people's property, stop at the nearest house
and ask an adult to call the police. 11. Drivers: Be particularly careful on
Hallowe'en night. 12. Residents: Check porches, steps and yards for tripping
hazards.
Have your coins ready for UNICEF when your neighbourhood children come to
your door carrying their orange and black UNICEF box. Help UNICEF make this a
safe and happy Hallowe'en for all childrgn!
Behind The Scenes
Remember those times when you were a
kid: you wanted to wear shoes in the spring
when there were two inches of snow still on
the ground or you thought you were too
grown up to wear long underwear and you
told your mother ''but everybody else is do-
ing it". Wise old mother said, "I don't care
what anybody else is doing, you're my
son/daughter and I won't have you catching
cold/pneumonia."
It was a great argument: don't worry
about what other people do or say. I use it
myself now that I'in a father. So how come it
didn't sink M. Oh I'm not completely a fad
follower. I may grudgingly admit there
might be something to a new fad about the
time all the trendies have decided its boring.
My clothes look like something you'd donate
to Goodwill ( which some trendy person
would then buy and make very "in"). I don't
eat at the chic restaurants when I go to the
city. In fact, I'm about as out as I can be,
and I like it that way.
But I'm afraid I'm about as vulnerable to
those very opinionated people who instantly
know what is right and what is wrong as I
was when I tried to convince my mother that
"everybody" wore white socks to the high
school dances and I just had to have some.
it's just the subjects of my vulnerability
that have changed.
I protect myself from my vulnerability in
many devious ways. I live in the country at
the end of a laneway that has enough bumps
to cripple one of those tough pickups that
climb cinderblock mountains on the TV ads.
In the winter it's even more discouraging to
door-to-door insurance salesmen and pro-
selytizing religious zealots unless they come
equipped with snowshoes and the kind of
adventurous spirit that leads people on
polar expeditions. It keeps the opinionated
world at a safe distance. But there are times
you have to go out in the world: to earn a liv-
By Keith Roulston
Mg, to buy food, perhaps, heaven forbid, to
go to a cocktail party. You come face to
face, elbow to elbow with the perfect ones.
You make some innocent remark and they
let you have it. You mention going to a cer-
tain restaurant and having a great meal.
Well! they explode, that place should be con-
demned. The food is horrid the service is
worse. There's gum on the bottom of the
tables and who knows what goes on in the
washrooms.
You admire a piece of artwork on the wall.
Well! they spit. It's a cheap imitation by a
no -talent fraud of an artist who should be
selling shoes at a cheap discount store for all
the taste he has instead of earning a comfor-
table living as a painter. Isn't it horrible
that shlock merchants like this make a liv-
ing while great artists like ( they invariably
know somebody in this category) have to
struggle away painting part time from their
jobs as university professors.
You say something innocent about
politics, something motherhood like,
wouldn't it be nice if the world could live in
peace. Well! they say and take off on a 15 -
minute lecture on the ills of the Americans
(if their left-leaning) or the wicked Reds, (if
they're good patriotic business -types).
You steer away from abortion to the point
of jumping out a third story window if the
subject comes up.
You even try not to say, "nice day isn't
it". You can't think of a single thing that's
safe to talk about so you sit in the corner and
pretend you've just come back from a visit
to your dentist where you had two root -
canals done.
I keep a mental list of people like this. I
record the color and make of car and the
licence plate number. And if I ever see their
car coming down our concession I run out
and dig a few more pot holes M the lane.
Join the non-smoking majority
Two-thirds of Canadians don't smoke and
feel better and happier for it. if you smoke,
it's never too late to break free. Over two
million Canadians have done it. You can too.
Think of the advantages of breaking free
from the tobacco habit:
+ You can save more than $30,0118 not in-
cluding medical costs. That's what it will
cost you at current prices if you smoke a
pack a day from the time you start as a
teenager until you retire. Think what you
can do with all that money'
+ You rediscover food flavours.
+ Your voice sounds better.
+ Your breath is sweeter.
+ You probably have fewer facial wrinkles.
+ The air around you is fresher.
+ No smoky smell in your clothes.
+ The costs of cleaning walls and curtains is
lower.
+ You help reduce the risk of house fires.
And most Important of all - think of how
much healthier you '11 be!
Trick or treat
Sugar and Spice'
THERE'S nothing more exhilarating than
going out on a limb.
It begins when you're very little, when you
eat a worm to see if he'll really stay alive
inside you, or pick up a toad to see whether
you'll wind up covered with warts.
Later, it might be climbing out on a long,
shaky tree limb over a deep pool, when you
can't swim. Or it might be caught up in a
tree, shirt stuffed with apples, while the
voice of Geo. J. Jehovan thunders from
beneath. "Come down, ye little divils; I
know yer up there and I'll whale the tar out
of yez and the police'll put yez away fer
life."
Or it might be caught in the act of swiping
corn and racing through backyards and over
fences, with the cobs dropping and your
heart thumping and the shotgun going off
into the sky.
Or it might be, about age 12, smoking
butts with the hoboes in the "jungle" beside
the railway tracks, and having a drunk with
a gallon of wine come up and start terrifying
you with all sorts of obscenities you don't
understand.
Or, it might be, about 14 and spotted like a
hyena with pimples, having to ask a girl to a
party. knowing that you are the most
repulsive, awkward booby in town. This is a
rotten limb to be out on.
By Bill Smiley
It could be saying, "Don't you say that
about my mother!" to the bully of your age
and sailing into him, yourself outweighed 20
pounds, but your fists and feet and teeth
going like a windmill.
Or it could be a swimmingly exhilarating
moment, like the clay when I was in high
school and kissed my French teacher up in
an apple tree. She was a spinster and six
years older than I, but if I recall, it was a
swooning experience and I think we both
wound up hanging by our knees from the
limb.
These are some of the limbs I've been out
on. Lots of other limbs. You've had yours;
round limbs, crooked limbs, rotten limbs,
smooth ones, brittle limbs, sturdy ones. We
have all gone out on a limb.
When you're young, you don't really know
the difference, or you just don't care. It's
climbing out on the thing that matters. Even
at 20, I was climbing out on a limb, trying
desperately to make the grade as a fighter
pilot, sweating blood so that I could climb
out on the fragile wing of a Spitfire and be
killed. What an irony! Those who didn't
make it were broken-hearted.
And then there's the limb of marriage.
Most males will climb out on the first limb
that is endowed with long eyelashes or trim
ankles or a big bust. Even though they know
KalQidoscope
The Clinton Public Hospital may be ex-
periencing some financial shortages for
needed equipment purchases, but problems
at our local medical institution are
minimual when compared to those at Royal
Liverpool Hospital, London.
Surgeons at the Britain hospital have been
caught with their pants down because of a
shortage of sterile operating garments.
Some have even had to perform operations
wearing nurses' skirts.
In one incident that resembled a scene
from MASH, Maureen Hinde's throat
operation was postponed and her doctor
jokingly offered, as an alternative, to
operate in the only sterile garment
available, a rubber apron.
Officials at the 820 -bed hospital issued a
public apology to the distraught patient,
explaining that government health cuts
were to blame for the shortage of sterile
tunics.
Do you suppose that that the Maggie
Thatcher is trying to test the adaptability of
surgical masks?
+ + +
Our devoted Scouts and Cube will be out
selling apples in Clinton on Friday evening
it's a very green one, or a very brittle one,
out they go.
I was lucky. The limb I climbed out on was
firm but yielding, green but not brittle. And
I damn soon discovered that when you
climbed out on that particular limb, you
didn't carry a saw, but a parachute and an
iron -bound alibi.
However, what I started out to say was
that, as we get older, we climb out on
shorter and shorter, safer and safer limbs,
until we are finally left, clutching the tree -
trunk, even though we were only two feet off
the ground.
The old limbs (or the young limbs)
creaked and swayed and cracked and
dipped. They are replaced by the limbs of
safety and conformity and security and
enough life insurance.
And the sad pal: is that these are the
limbs we want our children to climb out on,
no farther than two feet from the trunk and
no higher than two feet from the ground.
While they want to climb on the swinging
limbs that will sail them to the skies or
break and let them fall.
All this of course, is a preamble to the fact
that I'm still willing to go out on a limb. If
somebody will fetch a step -ladder to help me
get started up the tree.
By Shelley McPhee
and Saturday morning. Nicely shone by the
Beavers, the apples will be sold to help raise
funds for local Scout projects as well as for
district and provincial activities. Be sure to
support the Scouts and Cubs on their Apple
Day drive.
+ + +
Congratulations to the Clinton Kinettes on
their recent award presentations at the fall
council. The local club earned awards for
Cystic Firbrosis, for the Mombassa, Kenya
Secondary School for the Physically
Disabled Project and for efficiency.
+ + +
Marion Carter, of 386 James Street in
Clinton had a real surprise when she got
word on Sunday that her sisters were all
coming to visit. It had been many years
since the sisters had all gotten toegether and
for the special erasion they dined out.
The family group included Ruth
Abraham, Betty Hillis, Minnie McDonald
and Marjorie Geromette, all of Stratford,
Irene Marshall of London and Dorothy
Gauley of Goderich.
Mrs. Carter comes from a large family
that also includes two brothers, Percy of
Caardston, Alberta and Bill of Owen Sound.
A third brother, Arnow ivasn, cues itus
spring.
1- + +
Congratulations to Harold and Edna
Adams. The local couple recently
celebrated their 55th wedding anniversary
with a dinner party at the Blue Fountain.
Later they were entertained by friends and
neighbors at a surprise party at their home.
+ + +
Bayfield residents are reminded to send in
their donations to the Arthritis Society in the
specially designated envelopes. Local
organizers are eager to wind up the canvass
and in case you have lost or mislaid your
envelope please call 565-2462, 565-2165 or 565-
2199 for another.
-4-++
In Toronto it's estimated that $50,000 to
$100,000 will be needed to set up an
emergency food bank to feed victims of
economic depression. In Ottawa, the
government says it was "necessary" to
spend X210,000 on international travel for
Dairy Commission chairman Gilles
Choquette. Governments have a fine sense
of priorities, don't they' -from The
Hamilton Spectator.
WPM your s y
ear Editor
ilingualism -
aefraud?
Dear Editor:
The Oxford dictionary defines fraud as
deceitfulness, dishonest, artificer or trick.
Webster's dictionary definition is deceit or
trickery deliberately practised to gain some
advantage dishonesty.
We have Federal bilingualism all across
Canada but Quebec, they have gone unl-
ingual French, 17 per cent of their popula-
tion is English' speaking ; you can't put up an
English sign or you will be fined, not even a
bilingual sign, your mother tongue has got
to be English or you can't send your children
to an English school. English speaking peo-
ple are sent home from their jobs they have
worked at for years because they can't
speak French. There is also English speak-
ing people sent home from their jobs all
across English Canada because they can't
speak French.
On Nov. 13, 1982 speaking in Halifax to the
Federation of Acadians in Nova Scotia (a
French organization) the Secretary of State
of Canada Serge Joyal stated that as long as
he was Secretary of State of Canada he
would direct his attention to malting Canada
a French State; not only in Quebec but in the
rest of Canada. He made it perfectly clear to
his audience that he intended to use his of-
fice not only to favor the French-speaking
people but he would use his office to the
determent of the rest of the people of
Canada as can be seen in this statement, "If
I have to cut back some programs, and I
have already done so, there is one area in
which I have no intention of using the
scissors, the advancement of Franco -phone
rights in Canada."
He ended up by saying that we will see
what the next 10 years will bring forth. This
is the man who took the oath of office to
represent Canada — the whole of Canada
and to uphold the laws. This is the man that
stood on the steps of Rideau Hall after being
sworn in and told reporters that his job as
Secretary of State was to strengthen the
status of French in Canada.
Serge Joyal and Trudeau were very much
concerned over the Manitoba language
question. Trudeau was out there to have a
talk with the NDP leader who was going to
make Manitoba Official Bilingual which
means all the provincial government In-
stitutions would be Bilingual, you would
have to be able to speak French fluently or
you could go home and a franco-phone
would take your place and then they would
install it in the constitution and that is what
Trudeau and Serge Joyal want. He told the
NDP leader to stick ,to his guns and then he
called a meeting of all the members of the
Federal House to discuss the language ques-
tion and they came up with a resolution
backing the NDP motion to make Manitoba
Official Bilingual, not one vote against it.
Bilingualism discriminates against, every
ethic group in Canada but the P rench.
Everyone has got to learn French and be
able to speak it fluently before you can get a
good government job, yet the leader of the
Conservative party, the NDP party and of
course the Liberal party, spoke in favor of
it.
I'm afraid if our English speaking
members don't soon come out of their coma
they will make this country a French state
in 10 years, by the end of the next century
Canada will be the largest French Roman
Catholic country in the world. The cost this
year to the taxpayers of the Ontario govern-
ment French language program is 88
million dollars. This money is over and
above the basic educational cost for every
student in Ontario. Then we have the French
law courts on top of that. 6 percent French 1
percent can't speak English. (Stupid
English) A disgusted English speaking
citizen.
Asa Deeves,
Hensall.
Did you live
in Tottenham?
Dear Editor,
1984 is Centennial Year in Tottenham! ! A
cordial invitation is extended to all former
residents of the area to come and par-
ticipate in the various events scheduled
throughout the year.
Several special weekends are planned
including a Reunion Weekend July 6 - 8, with
a host of exciting activities. July 7 could be
your best chance to meet old friends and
make new ones.
A welcoming committee will be hosting a
"meet your friends" social in the afternoon
followed by a buffet dinner and a dance.
If you lived here, shopped here, went to
school or church here, we would like to see
you again. Your presence will help to make
our year a memorable one.
For further information, please write to:
The Centennial Committee, P.O. Box 310,
Tottenham, Ontario, LOG IWO.
Sincerely,
Ralph Hatton,
Reeve,
Village of Tottenham
Heritage series
appreciated
Dear Editor:
On behalf of the Bayfield Local Architec-
tural Conservation Advisory Committee
(I,.A.C.A.C.) I would like to extend our ap-
preciation to Mrs. Doris Hunter and Mr.
George Chapman for the fine series of ar-
ticles and photographs published in your
paper over past months.
The series, about historical buildings in
Bayfield, is most interesting and infor-
mative and does much to promote public
awareness of our unique heritage. Again,
our thanks to these two dedicated residents!
Yours Truly,
Arlene Kok,
( L. A. C. A. C. secretary)