Exeter Times, 1898-9-22, Page 6(Continued.)
"Ieput that mil:aster and, his (laugh-
ter in the two front bedrooms," said
she to me, after hospitably greeting
the three raen, "which me and airs,
Aleshine had run and gat ready for
the Donates, as soon as you Went in
your boat to meet 'em, The young
lady eves mighty nigh worn eat, and.
glad enough: of the tea and things, and
to get lot° bed, But the gentleman,
he wanted a soft-boiled egg, and when
I tad, han I hadn't come across no hen -
hoose yet on this islaua, he looked at
• me as if he didn't half believe me, and
•• thought I was keepin' the eggs to sell.",
"Whieh it. would be ridiculous to do,'
said Kra. Meehan% "in the middle a an
wane like this."
"If he lets you off with soft -baled
eggs, =ma'am," said tae coxswain very
respectfully, "I think you may bless
your sts.as."
"A.Y, ay, sir," said the two sailors
With black beards.
Miss Ruth Endertait and. her father
did not make; their appearance until
the next morning at breakfast -time.
I found the young lady a very Pleas-
ant parson. She was rather slight in
figure, inclined to be pretty, and was
what might be called a warm -colored
blonde. Har disposition was quite
sociable, and she alinost inuxtediately
stepped into the fevor of Mas. Leeks
and Mrs. Aleshine.
Mr, Enderton, however, was a per-
son of another sort. Eie was a prim;
and somewhat formalsnan, and appear-
ed to be entirely self -engrossed, with
very vague notions in regard to his
surroundings. He was not by any
Means an ill-tempered man. being ra-
ther inclined to be placia than other-
wise; but he gave so little attention to
eircumstances and events that he did,
not appear to understand why he
should. be incommoded by the hap-
penings of life. I have no doubt that
he made existence on board. the dis-
abled brig a hundred. times more un-
patisfaotory than it would otherwise
have been. With his present condi-
tion he seemed very well satisfied, and,
• It was quite plain that he looked. upon
Mrs. Leeks, Mrs. Aleshine, and my'
self as the proprietors of the estab-
lishment, having forgottexa.or paid no
• attention to, my statement in. regard
to our coming here.
As soon as she thought it fit and,
proper, and thismoraent arrived in the
course of the first forenoon, alfss. Lecke
spoke to Ma. Enderton on the subject
of the board which should be paid to
• the Donates. She stated the ar-
rangeraents we had made in the mat-
ter, and then told him that as he and
• his daughter had. the best accommo-
dations in the house, each occupying
a large, handsoro.e room, she thought
that he should pay fifteen dollars a
week for the two.
Now, if your daughter," she con-
tinued, "can do anythin' about the
house which will be of real help, though
for the life of me I don't see what
she can find to do, with me and
Aleshine here, somethinmight be took
• off on amann.t......9fahel. liervices•'but of
course_yoesir, can't do nothina un -
was preach on Sundays; and.
-a-""• not knowin' what denomination the
Dusantes belong to, it wouldn't be fair
• to take their money to pay for the
preaohin' of doctrines which, perhaps,
they don't believe in."
This financial proposal aroused Mr.
• Enderton's opposition. "When I
• came here, madam," he said, "I did
not expect to pay any board whatever;
and I think, raoreover, that your rates
are exorbitant. In Nanfouchong, if
I remember rightly, the best of board
• did not cost more than two or tlu.ee
• dollars a week."
"I don't want to say anythin' sir,"
• said Dare. Leeks, "which might look dis-
respectful, but as long as I've got a
conscience inside of me I'm not goixf
to stay here and see the Donates lose
money by Chinese cheapness."
• "I don't know anything about the
Dusantes," said Mr. Enderton, "but I
• ani not going to pay fifteen dollars a
week for board for myself and daugh-
ter."
The discussion lasted for some time
with considerable warmth on eaeh
side, and was at last ended by Mr. End-
derton agreeing to pay board at th• e
same sate as the two woraen and my-
self, and each week to deposit in the
• ginger -jar eight dollars for himself and
daughter.
"You may not case to remember, sir,"
said Mrs. Leeks, with cold severity,
"that Mr. Craig, and me, and Mrs.
• Aleshine puts in services besides, al-
though, to be sure, they don't go into
• the jar."
"I only remember," said Mr. End-
• erton, "that I am paying an unjusti-
•. fiable price as it is."
• TIrs. Leeks and Mrs. Aleshine, how-
ever, were not at all of this opinion,
and they agreed that, if it should be
• in their power, they would see to it
that the Desentes lost nothing by this
• close-fisted missionary.
After dinner—and I •may rernark
that the new-coraers were not con-
• sulted in regard. to the hours for meals
• —Mrs. Leeks had an interview with the
coxswain on the subject of board for
himself and his two companions. This
affair, I2owever, was very quickly set-
• tled, for the three ro.ariners had among
them only one dollar and forty-three
• cents, and this, the eoxswain explain-
ed, they would like to keep for tobaceo.
rt was therefore settled that, as the
three sailors could pay no money, as
much work as possible should he got
out of theta; and to this plan they
agreed heartily and cheerfully,
"There's only one •thing •we'll ask,
ma'am," said the coxswain to 3YErs.
• Leeks, "and that is that we be put
in a different mess from the parson.
We've now eat two meals with the pa..
gangers, and we and my mates is agreed
that that's about as mode as we can
•
After this, therefore, the three men
had their meals in the kitChen, where
they were generally joined by Mrs.
Aleshine, who much delighted in their
company. Bat she made it a point
sometimes to sit down with us in the
dining -room, merely to show that she
had as much right there as anybody,.
"As' to the woe* for them sailor
Zen," said Mrs. Aleshine, "X dofl'e see
what they're gala! to do. Of course
they don't know nothin' about
denina and it seems to me that
best thing to be done is to put `e
fishina"
Mrs. Leeks considered this a g
suggestion, and. accordingly the
swain and his companions were
that thereafter they would, be exp
ed to fish for eight hours a day, S
days excepted. This plan, haws
did not work very well. During
first two days the sailors caught
many fish, that Although the fish
men themselves had excellent a.ppet
for such food, it was found utterly
possible to consume what they brou
in. Consequently, it was ordered t
thereafter they should catch only
many fish as should be needed, a
then ana,ke themselves useful by
ening Aleehine and airs. Le
in Any manner they might direot.
I found. it quite easy to become
ellaainted with Miss Roth Enderton,
she was Very inclined to cony
sation. "It's ever so long," she se
"since I've had anybody to talk to.
She hadleft the United States wh
she was quite a little girl, and h
lime seen nothing of her native la
She was consequently, full of qu
tions about America, althotigh qu
willing to talk.' of her life in Chin
Society, at least such kind. as she h
ever eared for, had been extrercte
scarce in the little 'missionary stati
at which she had lived so long! a
now, coining from a wearisome sojou
on a disabled sailing vessel, with
company but the crew and a pre-occ
pied father, ,she naturally was deligh
ed to get among people she could ta
to, With Mrs. Leeks, Mrs. Aleshin
and. myself she soon became ver
friendly, and showed herself to be
most lively and interesting young pe
son.
I did all that I could to make Mi
Ruth's time pass agreeably. rowe
with her on the lagoon, taught her t
fish, and showed her all the pleasan
points on. the island which could b
easily reached. by walking. Mx. End
erton gave us very little of his com
pally, for, having discovered that ther
was a library in the house, he passe
most of his time in that room.
e
"You ha.vmade a very fair seleetio
of books, sir," he remarked to me, "bu
it may readily be conceived, from th
character of the works, that your taste
are neither ecclesiastic nor soientific.'
Several times I explained to him tix
ownership of the library and the house
but he immediately forgot what I said
or paid no attention to it. When h
paid his board at the end of the week
he handed the money to Mrs. Leeks
and although before his eyes, she pu
it into the ginger -jar, beneath th
paper of fish-hooks, I know very wel
that he considered he was paying i
to her for her own use and behoof. He
was comfortably lodged, he had all
that he needed—and very nearly all
that he wanted—to eat; and I careetaat
know that. Inversterte niaifidiare eon
taatedrivith his lot.
As for the coxswain and the two
sailors, they had a very pleasant time
of it, but Mrs. Leeks and Mrs. Aleshine
would not think of such a thing as al-
lowing them. to eat in idleness the
bread of the Dusantes. After they
had been with as a few days, Mrs.
Leeks told me that she thought she
could show the coxswain and his mates
how to dig and gather the garden stuff
which was daily needed.
"To be sure,' said she,' "that work
goes segin part of your board, but fish -
in' and bringire in firewood don't take
up quarter of the time of them sailors;
and so that the garden work is done,
I don't suppose it matters to the Dus-
antes who does it. And that'll give
you more time to make things pleasant
for Miss Ruth; for, as far as I can see,
there isn't a thing for her to do even
if she knows how to do it."
The three mariners were more than
willing to do anything desired by Mrs.
Leeks or Mrs. Aleshine, to whom they
looked up svith great admiration and
rasped. The latter was their favor-
ite, not only because she was with them
a great deal during their meals and at
other times, but because of her gen-
ial nature and eaay sociability. The
men were always trying to lighten her.
labors, and to do something that would
please her.
One of them °limbed to the top of
what she called a "palm -leaf -fan tree"
and brought therefrom some broad
leave,s which he cut and. trimmed and
sewed in true nautical fashion, until
he made some fans which were heavy
and clumsy, but, as she said, they
vrould stand half a gale of wind if
she chose to raise it. The coxswain
cauglat or trapped, two sea birds, and
having clipped their wings, he spent
days in endeavoring to tame them, hop-
in,g to induce them, as far as the pow-
er in them lay, to take the ;place of
the barn -yard fowls whose absence Mrs.
Aleshine continually deplored. Every
evening, the two black -bearded sail-
ors would dance hornpipes for her,
mach to her diversion and delight.
"I've often heard," she remarked,
."that in those hot cocoanut countries
the tricks of the monkeys was enough
to keep everybody on s steady laugh,
.but I'm sure sailor men is a great
deal better. When you get tired of
their pranks and their tomfooleries you
can tell 'em to stop, which with mon-
key's you can't."
It was about ten days after the ar-
rival of the missionary's party that,
as I was going to get ready the boat
in which Miss Ruth and myself gen-
erally rowed in the cool of the even-
ing, I saw Mrs. Lacks and Ms. Ale -
shine sitting on the beaoh in the 'shade
of some low -growing trees. They were
eVidently waiting for me, and as soon
es I appeared Mrs. Leeks beckoned to
me; whereupon joined them.
"Sit down," said 1VIrs. Leeks, "there's
eomethin) I want to teak to you about.
Mrs. Alashine and me have made up
our miride that you ought to be hurried
up a little about poppin' the question
to Mis‘e Ruth."
This remark astounded rae. "Popping
the question!" I exelaimed.
"Yes," continued Mrs, Leeks, "and
Me and Mr. Aleshine know very well He
that you haven't done it yet; for both Lu
of us haviri' been ehrough that sort of
thing ourselves, We knew the signs of
it after it has happened."
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Sirdar of the Anglo-Egyptian Army.
. 11.9,
11 wasn't that the groceries especially
the flour, is a-gettin'JoWv'iibe
ta,lkin' to thane men, and. they
fifitetY 1f agreed. that there's no u
now in expectin' their captain to se
for' em; for, if he wa,s a-goin' to
it at all, ire'd a' done it ;before ti
And perhaps he never got nowhe
himself, in which ca.se he couldn't. A
they sear the best thing' we can all
when the victuals has nearly give o
provided the Dusante s don't come ba
111 time, is to take what's left, and. a
t Luto their big boat, and row aw
to that island, which I don't know ju
how far it is, that the captain of p
ship was going to. There( we can at
Pretty comfortable till n hip corn
along and takes us off."
"But what has all that to do," las
ed, "with Miss Ruth and. me?"
"Do ?" cried Mrs. Leeks; "it has e
erythixa' to do. When it's all settl
and fixed between you and Miss Rut,
there'll be nothin' 'to hinder us from
gettin' ready to start when we please
"But, my dear -friends," I said with
slightest idea of proposing to Miss En-
ndaeurctohme„arnestness, "I have not the
"That's just what I said. to Mrs. Ale-
shbae," said Mrs. Leeks, "and that's
the reason. we let our irons cool, and
coma out here to talk to you. It's just
like a young man. to keep puttin' off
put
off."of thing; but this can't be
"That's so!" cried Mrs. Aleshine;
"and I'll just let you see how the mat-
ter stands. There is housekeepers who
allows a pint of flour a day to eac
person, but this is for farm hands an
people who works hard and eats hearty
and I've found that three-quarters o
r, pint will do very well if the :doug
s kneaded conscientiously and mad
up light, so that it'll rise well ,whe
it's put into the oven. NOW I've meas
urecl all the flour that's left, and in
and. Mrs. Leeks, we've calculated that
allowin' three-quarters of •pint o
flour a day to each on of as, there'
just eight days more that we can stay
here—that is, if the Dusantes don'
'clone back before that time, which,
course, can't be counted. on. So you can
SOS for yourself Mr. Craig, there's no
time to be lost, even considerin' that
widower, and that'll he a mighty sight
ase, 1 can tell you." .
;en No matter whether they're widow-
" ers or never been married," said Mrs.
se Leeks, "there'll be plenty that'll want
nd her as soon as they see her; and if
'O it isn't for the girl's own pretty face,
IS. it'll be for her father's money."
re "Her father's money!" I exclaimed
nd
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ay,. money. '
• "And. you'know e.s well as we dq,”
ur said Mrs. Aleshine, "that in them coon -
ay tries where's he's been, the heathens
es -worship idols of silver and idols of
'
, gold; and when them heathens is con-
• verted, donu. 't yosuppose the mission-
_• aries get any of that ? I expect that
Mr.Endertonhas converted thousands
• fheathens."
What are you talking on'
• "There's no good. tellin' me anythin'
about theta' said Mrs. Le,cles, very de-
cidedly. "There never was a man as
close fisted as Mr.Enderton who hadn't
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At this suggestion I laughed out-.
right. But Mrs. Leeks reproved me.
"Now, Mr. Craig," said she, "this
19 no laugh/rt.' matter. What me and
Mrs. Aleshine is saarin' is for yourgood,
and for the good of Miss Ruth along
with you. I haven't much opinion of
her father, but his money is as good,
as anybody else's, and, though they had
to leave their trunks on board their
ship, what little they brought with
them shows that they've been used to
havin' the bi
est there s. Mae. Aleshine
and me has set up till late into the
night talkie' over this thing; and we
are both of one mind that you two meed
• never expect to have the same chance
a' again that you've got now. The very
" fact that the old gentleman is a
Preacher, and can marry you on the
t spot, ought to make you tremble when
" you think of the risks you are runnin'
by puttin' it off."
"I've got to go into the house now
a to see about" supper," said Mrs. Ale -
shine, rising; "and I hope you'll re-
f member, Mr. Craig, when your bread
a is on your plate, and Miss Ruth is tsit-
tin' opposite to you, that throe -quar-
ters of a pint of flour a day is about
as little as anybody can live on and t
that time is flyin'."
Mrs. Leeks now also rose. But I de.
tainecl the two for a moment.1
I hope you have not .said anything
staoidMi. ss Enderton on this subject,"
"No," replied Mrs. Aleshine, "we e
haven't. We are both agreed that as i
you're the one that's to do what's to
be done, you are the one that's to be
spoke to. And haviaa' been through it
qurseives, we understand well enough
that the more a woman don't know
nothin' about it, the more likely she is
to be ketcheci if she wants to be."
To Be Continued,.
she hasn't to make up anythin' to be
married in."
"No," said Mrs. Lacks, "just for us
and three sailors, that wouldn't be
needed,"
I looked from one to the other in
dumb astonishment, Mrs. Leeks gave
me no time to say anything.
"In common cases," said she, "this
Might all be put off till we (got ;some-
where; but it won't do now, Here you
are, with everythin' in your own hoods;
but just get away from here, and
there's an end of that. She's as pret-
ty a girl as you'll see in 8. Month of
Sundays; and if she leaves her without
your gettin" her, there's no knovvin-
who'll snap her up. When we've got
ta that island, you may see her once
a week, but maybe you won't. She may
go away in one ship and you in anoth-
er, and there may be somebody right
there, a missionary, for all I know,
who'll have her before you have a
Chance to put in a word,"
"And that's not the were!: of it," said
Mrs. A1e8hine. "Supposin' them Du-
santes comp back before we go. There's
no knowin what that Mr. Dlisante is.
may be a brother ` of Emily and
cille. And what sort; of thcence
would you have then, I'd like to
know, With Miss Ruth right here 13hie
own house, and he ownin' the row -boat,
and. everythinl Or it may be he's a
BELLEVILLE BOILER ON WARSHIPS
Too mach Cont nonsulinea, Too Great Heat
in Stoke Bole and Breakdowns.
The recent experience of the British
eruiser Terrible on her voyage from
England to Gibraltar and back, and
the later failure of the two sister cruis-
ers, the Diadem and Europa, to realize
the speed intended by their designers,
Jia, brought the boiler question in the
British Navy again. to the front. These
vessels are fitted with the Belleville
water -tube boilers, which gave eo much
trouble in the case of the cruiser Pow-
erful, during what was expected to
be a record trip for a warship between
England and China by the long route
round the Cape of Good Hope. The mat-
ter is the eaore important because so
large a proportion of the more mod-
ern ships of the British Navy is fur-
nished with these boilers, that their
proved inefficiency discounts to a very
great extent, some experts say to an
dimming degree, the real war value
of the magnificent collection of vessels
composing the British Navy.
But the trouble is not alone in the
defects that appear to be inherent in
the boilers themselves. There is the
n
extravagant, consmption of coal,
nearly double that on the ships fitted
with ordinary boilers. If the cost were
the only question involved, this would
not be a matter of so rauch consequence
provided the results were adequate, but
it is the quantity required to produce
what so far have proved to be inade-
quate results, that has to be taken
Ina? account. To keep ships fitted with
this particular type of boiler fully sup-
plied with coal, the 'capacity of coaling
stations will have to be increased; that
la its turn, especially in war time,
augments the risk of a fleet being
crippled through the captures of cal-
lers, whose number would have to be
nereased. Then the steaming radius
f a ship is seriously diminished
hrough the extra consumption of coal
without equivalent gain in speed, which
those vessels having the Belleville
bsoilneoresv. admittedly proved in the, case
13
There is, besides, the excessive heat,
generated in the Stoke holes of the
ips fitted with these boilers, so great
rideed that, as is the ease in the Dia
-
em, .the Bumps and others, the fire-
men become thoroughly prostrated.
Nearly every attempt so far to get up
the steam reqUired to bring out the
full power of the boiler% has had to
be given up, either because of the dan-
ger to the ship, the engines or the
men in the stoke hole.
The importance of this boiler ques-
tion beeomes the graver When the dif-
fering conditions of working' ships at
trial trips and in war are taken into
account, In the one case the trials
are condtieted with picked firemen us-
ing handpicked coal; in the other the
work will be clone with ordinary creWs
with ordinary eoal. The only explana-
tion afforded of the persistence of the
British Admiralty in eentiriuing the
0.,se a the Belleville boRera in if.8 ships
is that the officials committed. to there
dare not acknowledge their error. As
this error is persisted in in direct op -
A POSITIVE Qt.TIETtE.
Minister (who has just come trona
sick patient's bedsitle)—T've given reli-
gious comfort to the invalid, and I
fancy all he requireS now is agood,
sound sleep.
Nurge—Oh, if yott would only bring
your last Sunday's serenot and read
it to hitt. •
THE MISSING WORD,
Hostess. Wiled wottld you like eat Paa
eir OWD. Boiler Cotaraftate, would
pear as tlieugh nothing shot of A
tional disaster could. stir the British
bite to recognise the danger involv-
, not only to British columerce, bee .
• Effie ? tV
Effie. Cake. •
aP
Mothea, reprovingly. Effie! Bffie na
What Is tile word yoti'Ve forgotten ? PEL,
ea
item to the recommendations of
, —• one ev
en to the natioleal saistence.
THE 'WORLD'S WHEAT UROP.
SEASON or pLgrtry, wrni CHEAP
DREAD AND LOW PRICES.
• European Illarveet WIaltbe a Good Average
-Figures From the Different ConotrIcs
Watch, Teo Ora 000 croa.
The work of computing the wheal;
oroPs of the world has commenced in
Britain, that great buyer of wheat, and
the returns so far available promise a
season of plenty, with the accompani-
ments of cheap bread and. low prioes for
wheat. One English newspaper publish-
es an estimate which bears every evi-
dence • of ears, and the oonelusion
reached is that a state of affairs will
exist which will be paralleled only by
the big American crop of 1891, to whieh
the low prices whicb prevailed for some
years were attributed.
• Taking the average of the Ian five
years, Europe produces 67.22 per cent.
ok the wheat produced in the world,
and the United States and Canada pia -
due another 21 per cent., so that the
harvests now in the reepers' hands ac-
count for over 78 per centof the
world's wheat. While Europe grovt,s 57,
22 per centof the world's wheat it an-
nually consumes over 72 per cent., and
thus has to import some 15 per cent.
of the world's wheat grown elselA,here.
To put it.inta bushels, Europe annual-
ly produces, on the average of the last
five years 1,405,000,000 bushels of wheat
but consumes 1,715,000,000 bushels, and
thus has to buy 310,000,000 bushels, and
year on an average. The
GOOD PRICES LAST YEAR.
were due to the fact that Europe pro-
duced only 1,106,000,000 bushels, and so
had to buy rather over 600,000,000 bush-
els, or double the usual quantity.
The harvest of Europe promises, this
authority says, to be a good average.
In the United Kingdom the crop will
be rather over 62,000,000 bushels, some
6,000,000 inexcess of that of last year.
In France the crop is over the aver-
age, and is placed by good authorities
at 860,000,000 bushels as compared with
243,000,000 bushels last year, and an
average a 310,000,000 bushels. The
crops of Europeen Russia are described
as promising to be over the • average,
the total yield. being estimated at quite
400,000,000 bushels. This will be 138,-
000,000 bushels ahead of last year's
crop, and 24,000,000 bushels over • the
average. Austria-Hungary. Italy, Spain
and Roumania, report crops over the
average, and Germany and seven other
countries are reported to have crops of
good average size. In 'Eu.kipean Tur-
key the orop is doubtful, but; this is
the only exception in Europe. All told,
•the indications are that Europe will
• this yeas produce about • 1,500,000,000
bushels, which will leave a demand for
from 220,000,0006 to 250,000,000 bushels
from other parts of the world• .
IN THE UNITED STATES.
according to this authority, the wheat
-
crop will be from 580,000,000 bushels to
620,000,000, and in Canada it will be
• about 70,000,000 bushels, Even if only
600,000,000 bushels were reaped in •the
two countries, the • 250,000,000 bushels
which appear to 13 the limit of Europe's
buyings this year will be easily suppli-
ed. Anything over that would be a
surplus.
Since this estimate was compiled dis-
mad reports have come of crop failures
in Russia. In hail a dozen' provinces
the yield is worthless and the distress
is very acute. There are fifty-one such
provinces in Russia, hut these six com-
prise almost the whole of the •great
Volga valley and conbain fifteen • out
of the ninety-four millions of inhabi-
tants of European Russia. The wheat
area which tlie.y include is probably se-
cond only to that centering about
Odessa. Should these reports prove to
be accurate, the Russian crop would
fall materially below the estimate of
a few weeks ago, and in that case there'
would be less likelihood of over -pro-
duction. In anyease, •however, the
world's wheat demands seem certain to
be amply supplied.
THE PROOFREADER'S NEMESIS.
What's the matter? inquired the
foreman, as he entered the sanctum
for copy and noted the editor's bleed-
ing nose, swollen forehead, puffed red
eye, and tattered, dusty coat. Fall
down stairs? No—only that, replied
the editor, pointing with his finger to
a paragraph in the paper before him.
It's in our account of the Crapley-
Smith wedding. • It ought to read,
Miss Smith's • dimpled, shining face
formed a pleasing contrast with Mr.
Crapley's strong, bold physiognomy.
But see how it wee printed. And the
foreman read, Miss Smith's pinipled,
skinny face formed a pleasing con-
trast with Mr. Crapley's stony, bald
physiognomy. Crapley was just in
here, continued the editor, throwing
one blood -streaked laandkerchief into
the •waste baellet and feeling in his
pocket foil a clean one, and he—but just
send that fool of a proof-reader in
here 1 There's fight left in tete yet.
• BEFORE AN OLD a/ASTER.
Mrs. Gaswel in an art store—Steoas
to me that's art awful price to pay
for an old picture like that.
Gaswell—That pietive is rather
old, :to be sure, but the frame is new.
• .IUST ALIKE.
Do you see that big cannon there ?
said Jenks, indicating the 1 hirteen-inch
gun protruding from the turret in the
picture of the battle ship. In one re-
epect that's just, like my pockets are
every night.
Why, dear, Mrs. .Tenks asked, how
can that be ?
It's rifled, said Mr. Jenks.
/011=•••••••
IN A IIIJEHY.
Why do you want so nisny men put
to work on your new house? tieked the
builder.. Are you in a hurry fer it ?
Hurry ? replied the man who was pay-
ing the bilis, aVell, 1 Mould. say
My wife b 'LS expressed herself as
eatiefleet 'crab the plans of this hose.
an I want to see if I can't get ii built
,the tires of it and wants me
to soli ie.
SOME FLOATING DA1G,E11,84
TERRIBLB NAVY OF DERELICTS
AFLOAT ON THE OCEAN,
Very DIfficull Obstacles. to Remove ar
Destror-Narrow Escape or 050 or nor
Warships,
Up and doWn , the highways Af.
oCean traffic) are at lest a, hunclred
derelictsays tle London Daily Mail,
If one of our swift ocean liners !were
*to encounter one of thee obstacles,
which at night can iaardly be descri-
ed by the ;sharpest look -out mart the
result would be too terrible to contem-
plate.
Every year vessels are reported rix -11:—."%11418
ing, a,nd it is well known that no ?stress
of weather can have interfered with
them. Old salts shake their heads and
say, "She' ,s hit some floating wreck-
age.' Not so long ago the Veendam,
an American-Netherla,zol liner, smash-
ed into a submerged wreck some 600
miles west of Land's End. Tile slap
sulk and an eppalling disaster was
only averted by the timely arrival of
another steamer whicla effected the
rescue of the passengers and crew. A.
Each year sees more of these abait-
doned vessels added to those already
afloat, and yet no determined effort
LS 3118,48 to rid the sea of ithem, The
question should be made an interne,
tional one, and the navies of the world
employed in their seerch and destruc-
tion. Yet it is not such an easy ;mat-
ter as may appear on the surface. We
hear so often of
SHIPS SINKING RAIIIDLY
after a collision or springing of aeleak,
and we make up our minds that all
required for the solution is a ship with
a rana—a puncture, and all would be
—over. But experience • shows other -
Wise. Some time ago the 'United States
detaphed the Atlanta' upon an errand
of this kind. In ,her searcle she oaniel
upon the delelict schooner Golden Rule
anchored by the bow, but strange to
say, bottom up. 1The United States
ship went straight at her with the
ram,, but failing. to °etch. her exact-
ly at right angles, but the schooner
being light, she bounced off from the
blow. The Atlanta then drew off, and ,
puttin,g on extra speed to make a clean
job of it made a second attack. This
time the warship cut, the derelict clean
in halves, but one of these halves float-
ed away, giving no signs of sinking,
while the other remained at anchor!
Now there were two dangers instead of
tine, The cruiser then fired shots,
through the wreckage without any
result, for they still ,floated. Shell was
tried, and one large: projectile burst
within the bow part, yet the obstacle
still floated. After expending a large
quantity of povrder and shot, the At-
lanta, retired from the job with dis-
abled en,gines caused by the coneussioneee
of ramming, and had to make thenear- ‘e
est port for repairs. The original dang-
er to 'navigation was doubled, H. M. $.
Edgar the other day spent two hours
and
SEVERAL HUNDRED POUNDS
of powder sinking a derelict in the
Indian ocean, yet the gunners were
goodmarksmen, hitting the target it°
eech time. Be it said; to the credit 'of
the United States Government, they
have, done their best to clear the high
seas of obstacles to navigation. For
many years the famous old relic. .of
Confederate days, the Kearsege, which
fought and sank the equally notori-
ous Alabama, was employed, in the
hunt for derelicts of the Atlantic and
Gulf coasts of the United States un-
til she came to grief. The Vesuvius,
which got so much attention „in„, the
present war with Spain, had an ad-
venture once, which is worth relating,
which might have meant destruction.,
She Game upon an abandoned ship, the
Reindeer, not very far from land. In-
stead of ramming her, the captain re-
solved, as the distance etra,s short to tow
her into port, which he succeeded in
doing. It was then found that the
abandoned schooner had 100 cases of
dynainite on board. Had the Vesuvius
pursued her usual plan of ramming
the result would have been dreadful.
One of our own ships ha,d a narrow es-
cape. The Gafion, a steamer belonging
to Gothenburg, with masts sprung and „
smashed bulwarks, was encountered byiL ie
M. S. Himalaya, The Jacks boarded P"
her, and reported that there was not a
eoul on board. As she seemed sea-
worthy enough, the British captain de-
termined to take her in tow. She was
secured by a hawser, and for a time
things went well. Suddenly, without
any warning, the vessel in tow stood
up on end. As luck would. have it, no
one had been left on board, and e..he of-
ficers and crew of H.M.S. Himalaya
had kept a strict watch. The moment
the Gafion plunged under, the hawser ,
was cut with axes or the warship would
have been dragged under.
HEADS TO THE NORTH.
The superstition that human beings
shoatcl sleep with their heads to the
north is believed by the Freuch to have
for its foundation a ecientific fact.'
They affirm, that each human .system is
in itself an electric battery, the head
being one of the electrodes, the feet
the other. Their proof was discover-
ed frora experiments which the Acad-
emy of Sciencee was allowed to make on
the body of a man who was guillotined.
This was taken the insi ant it fell and
Plaoed upon a pivot, free to move as it
might. The head part, after a little
vacillation, turned 13 the north, and
the body the remained stetionary, It
was tinned halt -way round by one of
the professors, and again the head end
of the tiunk moved slowly to the card-
inal point due north, the satne results
being repeated axitil the final arresta-
tion of organio movement.,
FOREIGN TO HIM.
aVfamma. (surprise4)r---5Cou can't un-
derstand him? ' 1 think he speaks
vary plainly for a Wald of bie age.
The Baby's Uncle—No doubt, but,vOu
see, rm, not familiar with his dialeet.