Exeter Times, 1898-9-1, Page 4XETER
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Barrister, , Solicitor, Bummer, Bts,
Tanput, owe.
OF0'10E1 Over O'Neilea
ELLIOT & GL.A.I)MAN,
Barristers, Solicitors, Notaries ?Alio,
Conveyalacers d6o, &a.
LS -Money to Loan.
OFFICE, . I1A1N STREET, EXIIITEBA
)3. 7. kr.rdoT. F. W. MADMAN.
notegage,
•MEDICAL
J. B IUVHRS. M. B. ToItcWTOtJNI
.11.9 VERSITT, M le 0.M. Teinity leniver
it tIlice--Croditon. On..
ftS.ROLIANSSc AlVIOS,
Separad Ofiloes. Residence seine as former.
1y, Andrew st. Offices; Spaaltmen's building.
Zia in et t Dr Rollinssame as formerly, north
deer. Dr..A.11106“ Sunie building, south door,
,A.„1tO141NS. M.D., T. A. .A.M.0d, M. D
Exeter. 011t
W. BEOWNING M. D., M. 0
e et, 5, Graduate Victoria Erni vera ty
office and residence, Co orcuion Lebo a
tray ,P,ore 8r,t
TVELSYNDMAN, coroner for tae
county ot Ruron. Oface, opp Alta
filarling Brae. s tor 0, Exeter.
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AIMTIONEEDS.
BOSSENBERRY, General LiT
• caused Auctioneer Sales conducted
In Sflports. Satisfaotion guaranteed. Oharges
Moderate. HensallP 0.0nt;
ENRY HILBER Licen seti A.uct,
tioneer for the Counties of Huron
lainklieset:;, Sales conducted at mod-
erato 3:0.tes• ulnae, a t.Post-ollice Grad.
on Out
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Tennent & Tennent
Ex.x.Trign, ON
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ereetnater of the Ontario Patel:141U U1.
tglacz One door So nth ofTown Hall.
Jar oars accorrneemara
Till E WATERLOO MUTUAL
J..- FIRE IN StleteN0 0 0 .
Established In tsea.
(-MAD OFFICE WATERLOO, ONT
This Company bc.s been over TwentY-eigh
years in snceessful oper ktion in Ilrestern
°flied°, and con Unties to insures gad net loss or
damage by, Fire. Buildings, Merchandise
mn
Manntaoes and all other desoriptiocs of
insurable property. Intending insurers have
the option of Insuring on the premien 30t• • E
Cash System.
During the past ten years. this company has
issued HT.tell'olicies. covering property to the
amount of $40,872.038; and pant in losses alone
tifele52.00.
Assists, S176,100.00, consisting of flash
iv Panic Government Depositand th• unti_sses-
s ed Premium Notes on hand and in force
J.1. el ALDEN: 111.D..1'resitient; 0 M. TATI.011
6 t(Tet6Ty ; J. B. litionss, Inspector . 011.AS
B 11 -eget t for Exeter and vicinity
1101JSEIIOLD. I
tWilMWMIIIIMRMIWANWSWAMIftWaftel
AIILLINERY ECONOMY,
The beat velveteen is better than
ellk velvet, ao far as durability wed
lteePing;tn order is concerned, for mak-
ing or trimming hats. Rain will not
spoil a gond quality of velveteen, as a
NERVE
BEANS
NERVE BEANb e.re no7 am -
°ovary that cure the worst caws of
Nervous Debility, Lost Vigor and
Failing Manhood; restores the
wealmess of body or mind caused
by over -work, or the errors or ex.
censes of youth. This Remedy ab.
solutely cures the most obstinate cases when all other
TRICASIESIMII have failed even to relieve. Gold bydrug.
gists at Slper package, or air. for $5, or sent by mail on
receipt a price by addressing men ,TAAtES MEDICINF
'toroxim Out. 'Write vr. S•• 11,,
Eold at Browning's Drue Store Exeter
le, a, wonder the device has never been
thought ot before.
The frequent advertistemente Seen be
the public prints ef the visiting uphol-
stresa Whim word law be permitted,
Ladieate that this olass of workers ia
beteg considerably georuiteel. It seems
to offer an ensellent field for the in-
dustry of women not yet classified in
ether pursoies. aumber of the tech -
nice' institutes heve ()lessee whore the
work Ls regalarly taught end as the
On the Farm
ItlEAT AS AN EGG BATioN.
With hens in coefinenaeat, more
than one poultry -raiser is finding it
utterly imposeible to feed sufficient
tueat to keep tap the egg reoord, with -
mit at the oared time bringing illness
into the noels inducing ae loss of a
little steaming will make it as goof 'as '404 eemParatleelY unoccupied, the
work of malting over a mattress is net resptandent. This loss comes in two
y ioug indigestion
new, while e, few drops of water on a -access Is geed, The
eunalser of the best hens writee a oor-
pro,speet of fair
silk velvet makes little in,dentations 1 in the least hard' for a 'woman and ways pa .t1 Lb • 11
and
hard to reraove. For black hats, ah40 knowledge ot the operation le eastly o
I obeained. Other legitimate work of the seeeh troub
.les, p.ertly through ovarian
or straw, beginning to grow rusty, li-
is also quitwithin difficulties, It es elways the best hone
1 yhoLsterer e her
quid shoe polish may be ueed to good i s length. end, skill after vory sliglit ex- that Stiffer from these feetwhich
advantage. Hats should be brimmed perience. s means, those who have been stiraulat-
every day befeire layin11 aside to keep I Ham salad in an appetizing lisnolae,ehn ad to lay the most egg -6. Those that
the dust from grinding. in. entennea i relish that may be evolvee out of eit.e- suffr rom ef
t er ham or begone If ham is used, a half indigestion may be those
flowers, drooping and crashed, may be t pound, of the raw ham is cut into thin with the weakest constitution, those
brightened and. freshened by shaking series and nese queenly in a little of till the most voracious, appetites. In :
for ten minutes through the steam ' its ONVII flit until the pieces curl into ear awn yards,
1 a ahritt:Zn titellaeiliail er 113gly e:it;e. ; from these two troubles than eroraall ,
we have more loss
from the boiling tea kettle, Ostrieh 1 etrtileP
feathers respond to the same treatment' es-re-
fully,
shredded lettuce. It is served. as others oonabined.
.A. good quality of ribbon makes the 1 soon as cool with a French dressing i It is not a question whether or not '
moot durable and consequently cheap- I poured over the salad. Bacon is ereated
est of all hat trimmings, standing the 1 in the same way'. 1 meat brings eggs; one oan run the ,
moisture of the sea or flying dust of I egg record up or down at will, 'by the
The (ermine and preserving, days
I leave there imprint on the fingere. If use or <Reuse of meat. Tee question is, li
business streets or country driving ,, the hands ere clipped in strong tea, and le 'the geirt great enough to pay, a pro -
better than flowers, feathers or lace, I theh rubbed well with eaeail brush, the
1 nlIn"elnL,1 iclij.sasiguat 1.;tehe...esaneelenttntruens,
d over:stimulation? Is it judicious to
fit after deducting the loss caused by '
Steel ornaments faay be made as good satnaL
as new by scrubbing in hot soapsuds, , may be removed with motile' acid, if the feed hens meat continuously from ear- ,
using a nail brush to reach the inter- o first treatment of boiling water is not
atices, then polishing with a chamois or I elleeessfule A solution of the .requisite ly babyhood? Or to put it more dis-
tiectly and definitely how long can
i crystal to two gills of water, As soon one keep fowle in health while feeding
I and . .
newspaper laid upon the ironing board ia on the spot quickly to neutralize any f rather close to two-Lifths of an ounce '
strength in an ounce and a half of the -
drying in sawdust. To renovate old
bleak tbsead or French laces, dip into ' as the stains disappear, the cloth should' meat, say at the rate a a quart
a solution of weax green tea, then be quickly raised in olear water,
spread out upon several thicknesses of it is a good plan to put a little aMmon- day to seveuty-five hens? This 1$
or other flat surea.ce. With a pin piek , acid thatle
may be rearning. per hen, daily.
out each little point or scallop, cover ' A simple and delicious desert that is It is pretty generally known, 1 sup -
the lace with sheets of newspap,ars, and! possible with the firat green apples IS pose, that charcoal ancl a. liberal sup -
put a weight on the paper, allowing it made from hate e dozen large
isancepan barely water ,
ones. ply of green stuff will overcome, in
.
e
to remain twenty-four hours. lithe These are cored and quartered, and put
white laces, delicate ribbons and silk nto a. with considerable degthe ill effects fec ts of
may be freshenea and cleaned with enough to cover them. They should be the ooncentrated food. B't jut is 1 ucl-
powdered raagnesia, or if not too badly I tooked slowly, and when tender pressed icious to raise chicks on charcoal,
soiled, with hot flour -taking care that , while hot through a sieve and sweet-
inkle the magnesia or flour upon well beaten are ready at this moraent We keep
and to feed hens on charcoal, its long
it is not browned in the heating.' seed to taste. The yolks of three eggs
Spr
heraYisit
a smooth sheet of wrapping paper, lay ' and are beaten into a hot esuree, which that a large tnemiberofthnfonit te
ahreleax
a -t
the silk or lace upon the paper, and is returned for an instant to the range tveraely liable to contract; disease un -
sprinkle more magnesia over it. Cover' afterward. The mixture is then put
der thisecond
with another sheet of paper, place al into lemonade glasses and served wb.enleads to the oft -
book or some light weight on the paper , cold with evhipped omega and a candied Year that 1 argel
e
lettbag it rest there several days. Take oherry heaped on top of each. It may repeated injunction, to sell off the
the fabrics up, and heke well and brush, be pressed into porcelain egg -cups, the hens at the end of their first year of
with a soft brush. For laces that re-, beaten whites of the eggs put on Inc at ?
quire stiffening, rinse in pint of wa- and the cups set in the oven for a, mo- Y g
5. ter in which gum arable the size of a menti to brown. ec is to be understood that themeveoniel
t_
pea is dissolved, roll about a tottle and
pull or pat -with a soft towel uutil dry.
PINEAPPLE PUDDINGS.
Pare and grate one ripe pineapple,
sift one cupful ,of sugar over the pulp
and stir -until it is dissolved. Put two
cupfuls of milk into a double boiler,
and. when it is scalding hot add a pinch
of salt and two tablespoonfuls of COTIL-
sta,rch, dissolved in cold milk, and stir
constantly for ten minutes. Remove
from the fire; stir in the stiffly beaten
whites of three eggs; pour into awet
one -quart, pudding -mold, and set in a
cold place to harden. For the golden
sauce, add enough water to the syrup
drained from the pineapple to make
two cupfuls; when boiling bet, add the
well -beaten yelks of two eggs and stir
until it thickens, but do not boil. Set
in ice -box or other cool place. When ,
ready to serve, run a knife around the
edge of the pudding; turn bottom up-
wards into a suitable serving dish;
heap the pineapple on top, and pour the
sauce around the bottom.
Prneapple Tapioca Puddings -Wash
one cupful of tapioca, cover with cold
night. In I
d ble
Pare and I
ineapple;
stir until
vo tti SEALED c
A UNDER THE SUPERVISION 0
7rA PL PktVC
" MONSOON " TEA
Is packed under the supervision of
and is advertised and sold by them
the best qualities of Indian and Ce
that reason they seo that none but
leaves go into Monsoon packages.
That is why "Monsoon," the p
be sold at the same price as inferior
I1 is put up in sealed caddies of
il lbs., and sold in three flavours at 4
STEEL, IdAYTER & CO.,Fro
ater until
e tapioca
f salt and.
r;, gently
d.
ectly cold
alf box of
cold water
two cup -
one cupful
r one hour.
ugh water
it boiling
a, stir till
large bowl.
a, pan of
add the
to a stiff
s with an
apple pulp
ight. Wet
the foam,
our hours,
m.
READ-Mir(13
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fraud.
EHOLD.
old cus-
he neament
Is to wear
bonnets of
their grandmothers, works in a culi-
nary way in the restoration as a reiish
of the old-fashioned. "cracklings " left
from tryilig out lard. These are made
hot on the chafing -dish and spreacl be-
tween thin slices of brown bread or un-
sweetened biscuit. The so-called dainty
cannot be said to be an especially happy
thought on the part of any one.
The menti oe a tomato dinner Should
inolude, according to the instructions
elven to a cooking -class, tomatoes with
French dressing, tomato soup, boiled
halibut and tomato sauce, and lettuce
with mayonnaise, a fillet of beef with
soalloped tomatoes and potato oroqu-
ettes, e course et staffed tomatoes with
French fried potatoes, raspberry Skier -
het, cheese, crackers, and eoffee, If
preferred, in the first course the raw
tomatoes may be omitted and the let-
tuce served with tomato
A wash shield thee: is worn civet the
shoulder, and kept in phis% by means
o/ a band slipped through eeelet holes,
is the useful substitute for the tedious
replacing of these artieleatit bodiees, It
'meat itt arne
teal, or dried sora,p. Doubtless there is
ITEMS OF INTEREST. Same difference in the various grades
of these products, as to the fleet
t ---e prodaded on the digestive tract. The
A Pew Paragraphs Which "WIII r rove 1110re concentrated they are, the more
Worth Heading. valuable, from one point, of view; but
000 The st ,.1,.i hi fl owned by flock of fowls without beaming, after
y1 tohavae
The Suez Canal cost about 4100,000,- . never
r theyt seennnsr e meduateginedroudasi.,
Britishers. a, grectler or less period, disturbance
It is, the custom of Persian ladies, of the digestive tract., which show first
roses at one another. as diarrhoea., and aftemards ran ma
into recognized liver trouble, u.sually
when they roake social calls, to throw
i
to end in death if the treatment is
Last year, he Paris, 14,840 horses, 257
persistedn.
cdnonnsrnecia
kueysands 40muleswere killed and rethink there is no Manner of
Fat people, as a rule, are less able
to resist the attacks of disease than
dozen persons who are comparatively thin.
Mountain. lions are unusually num-
erous in the hills of Utah this sr.lim-
trioPuonngoneneltrsanch they killed a
The United States have about 900,-
000 telephones in use; Germany 140.-
s00w0iterizEnand
larad3,0
,07050,0.00; France 35,000;
The ratinufatture of luoifer matches
is monopolized by the governments of
Nn,nItalkouSmpaainnia.'Portugal, Greece
erravicas ad
To keep himself in gqoa physical
condition, the Czar of Russia takes a
brisk .run of about three-fifths of a
mile every morning before breakfast.
Mahogany ie plentiful in many of
Cuba's virgin forests. It io very hard,
ferracl to the mahoga.ny grown else-
where.
shows a handsome grain, and is pre -
Most of the small silver coins at
Cuba have holein them. The object
Is to keep the coins there, as the holes
do not affect. their commercial value
on the island.
Awarding to French law, upon the
expiration of the franchise of an elee-
tric railroad company, the entire line,
with all power stations, becomes the
property of the State.
Spanish soldiers are poor marksmen
because the explosion of their guns
makes them nerve:es. Just; as they are
about *Co pull the trigger, they shut
these eyes and turn their heads.
A Cochin rooster attacked a year-old
child belonging to Albert leaning, of
Kratsville, Ind., and so lacerated the
little ones neck and. head that at last
accounts a fatal result was feared..
The Krag-Joegensen rifle -ball will go
through 24 inches of oak. A projectile
from this weapon, fired at 100 yards,
will pass through six men standing
in close order, and lodge in the eleventh.
Theatrieal people in London are deep-
ly interested in an insurance company
about to be established there. It will
issue policies on new plays, to insure
Lhe managers who produee -them
against possible loss.
In the better class of dwellings ba
Santiago, Cuba, the bedsteads are sor-
rouncled with dose netting, beginning
at the floor anti gathered at, the top.
This device is to keep out tarantulas,
the bites of which are poisonous. '
jean Higgins, an undertaker, of Me-
dicine Lodge, 1<anSas, had just lower-
ed the body of a men into the grave,
when be Was attaoked with heart dis-
ease. Ile grieved, fell across the cof-
fin, and in a 'few. moments was a
corpse.
A TRUTHFUL yOtTNO MAN.
Attna-;Taek, clear, was you ever in
love beforet
Sack -Sure. You don't think for a
minute I'd prootice on Ft nide little
gi..r1 like yea, I hope.
t doubt in spite of the appare
;
price of cut clovers and ground meats,
that they are really' among the cheap-
est of feeds. I am led to this pencils.-
' sion independently from the faa that
faamers who fed mostly grain, and
I whose grain average them less than
,two-thirds what mine costs rae, invari-
ably give a ltarger estimate of the cost
I of feeding a lien per year than my own
t oarefully-kept accounts allow. But
there are a number of other feeds
which are high in nitrogen,and. pee -
1 belie loss etpenseve than meat, and
which, it Seems to me, might more
Isafely be used. Among these are lin-
seed raeal, malt sprouts, and the glut-
en feeds Bat actual cheapness is
partly a matter of first cost partly
na
of availability, 'tl.; of results in
egg -basket and physique.
Ensilage is considered the cheapest of
all foods for cattle, and corn can be
I grown for ensilage later in the season
than for grain, as ehe ensilage corn
can be cue et any time, sleould danger
of ±rost appeal, though
valuable whee cut at that stage, dur-
ing which the ears of corn are glazing.
Some farmers drip their corn in, and
begin to use it as green food in sum-
mer- at any period of growth, especial-
ly if ,the pastures are deficient, but
the younger the corn fodder the inore
tion.wat r it ceonxin trami nn sn s a ounicl. esahnet loafs snensilagetri-
or green corn fodder, ean be grown cat
an acre, and, as it must be cut up
Line before it is packed in the ,si.1 o, 11
is always ready for uSe in the winter
season. A ton, of ensilage in the silo
occupies tebout 50 cubic feet, the space
required for a ton ot hay being 500
cubic feet. .A. silo, therefere, will
hold ten tames as much food in the
form of ensilage act the barn lift fsvill
of hay. This is due to the fact that
the ensilage is pressed into the email -
est space possible in order to exclude
the air. Baled hey, hoWever, occupies
much less space than does loose bays
bat some kinds of hay will notelseept
good condition for ci lengele of tiraeif
bele& Dry corn fodder es even more
bulky than hay, and takes up Et larger
space, for which reason a large pro-
portion of the dry fodder crop is
shocked iu the filets arid eexposed to the
weather, its value being lessened as
the winter progresses. Ensilage has
the advantage of being succulent, at-
ferdiug the animals a change from
dry food itt winter, hut so far as actual
nutrition is concerned, it is not as
valuable as
APPLES PICKED -BEFORE THEY
ARE RIPE.
Buyers are largely responsible for
the perking of apples before they are
ripe (304S a Veteran buyer. Recently 1
uhdertook to buy a, carload of, apples
and heel to buy 260 barrels in order to
get 100 good ones by repacking. I
asked the matt from whom I bought
them why, there was so reach inferior
fruit and he replied that he bought
the orchard as ie, rah, so natioh tor
everything on the trees, He lost tiO to
60c, on every, 'barrel,
As long as dealers will bue in this
maneer and aliow any kind of picking,
the lessee will be great end there will
be much green and interior fruit, tbus
reducing the niece to the grower, Vox
thee reasoe I insist upon proper graa-
bag in ray own ease. 'there is certein-
ly meth room for improvement in
most seotions, The packages should
be unitorne whether they be barrels or
beskete, awl the apples must be near-
ly of a size. If everything is neetlY
done there will be no diffeoulte in 'dis-
posing of all our surplus apples.
CORN AS HORSE FEED.
Way are oats preferred to corn as
feed for horses? It is never the objeot
to eatteo a horse for •market,- though
it should be in excellent condition at
all times. Oats contain more protein
than corn, and less staroh, bee oats
contain fully as much oil (or fat) us
cern, about 4 per cent, but the propor-
tion of oil is too small to render eith-
er grain unfit for horse's, It is the
starth in the corn that produces fat 011
an ani1XLal. COrn 0031EainS nearly 65
par cent. of sten% an,c1 oats about 45
per cent. Having more proteia than
corn, and less staroh, oats are there-
fore more suitable •for horses. An -
ether • alio; cent,
sratlivnnuilf ae o
vo r ronf oats a contains
only the
maueral matter, oats containing about
a
ch. It is this greater
proportion of mineral matter and pro-
tein in oats whioh places that grain
ahead of corn for young stook, as the
mineral matter supplies the lime of
the bones. Protein is the muscle -pro-
ducing material in foods. For cows
giving milk a ration of both oats and.
corn, ground together,• should give bet-
ter results than either, arid if bran Is
added., the amount of protein and min-
eral matter will be further increased.
HORSES' TEETH.
When e horse does not appear to
thrive, as he. should, on his food,' and
have his teeth carefully examined, es-
pecially the back -jaw teeth or m.olars.
An irregulaxity of these is often the
uneuspected source of the evil. The
molars occasionally wear irregularly,
sometimes the upper border overlap-
ping the external surface oe the lower,
while the internal surfece of the low-
er rises to a. corresponding height
within the mouth. In such cases sharp
points are found where the wear has
been slightest, and these roeghnesses
lacerate the inside of the cheeks and cut
,
tie sides of the tongue, so that masti-
cation is performed not only with dif-
ficulty, but with pain, The conse-
quence is thet the food le not properly
prepared for the stomach, and. passes
througb. it without assimilating to a
full extent its nutritive principles.
the most careful observation feels to
account for his condition, it is wise• to
•
POPULATION OF EUROPE.
,
-- •
A. Gain 01'37,000,000 Over eke Census of Test
Wears Ago.
According to figures given by the
-latest number of La Revue Francaise
de l'Etranger, the total population of
Europe, by calculations made on the
latest census is 380,000,000, which is a
gain of 37,000,000 over that computed
January, 1888. Here is a table showing
e figures given in the Revue ran -
palm de l'Etranger: ,
EuropeanItussia and Finland.106,200,000
Germany . . . . . . . 52,300,000
Austro-Hungary . . . ....... 43,500,000
The United bom . . 39,800 000
Europe...........
. 38,500,000
Italy. . . . 31,300,000
Spain. . . . 18,000,000
Be]Ttufak-.. .
sy, inEuropes... 56:850000:0000(0)
Roumania ... , . . 5,600,000
Por tugal. . . 5,000,1100
.
Sweden. . •
5,000,000
Holland . . . 4,900,000
leulgaria.... 3,300,000
Switzerland- 3,000,000
Greece. . . . . . . . . 2:340000:000000
Denmark. . 2
Servia. . . . . 2,300,000
Norway. . . . . . . . . 2,000,000
The density of the population ac-
cording to each square kilometer,
about .886 square miles, is thus reck-
oned; In Belgium, 220; Italy, 169; Rol-
land, 149; England, 126; Germany 97;
Switzerland, 73; France, -72; Austria,
69; Spain, 36; Russia, 20. While the
annual increase of the population of
Russia has been 1.45 for every 100 in
the last ten years, that at Germany
has been 1.15, oi Austro-Hungary .96,
of. England, .35, of Italy .45, of France
.08. At this rate of augmentation, in
100 years Russia would have 228,000,000
inhabitants, Germany, 106,000,000, Aus-
tria, 79,000,000. England. 65,000,000,
aly 14,000,000; and France only 40,000,-
000.
F011 WAKEFIJI., WIFE.
iaggs-What's good for insomzea,
doctor?
Doctor -How long have you been
troubled with it ?.
Jaggs-Oh, I haven't got it at all,
but my wife has. Sometimes she does-
n't get to sleep until 2 or 3 o'clock in
the- morning.
.Dootoe--Well, I'd advises you to try
going home earlier.
EVIDENCE AGAINST HER.
MTS. Tonsey-You will find, sir, that
I am not so easily led,
Mr. Jonsey--Han 1 I had no diffi-
culty in leading you to the altar.
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" QUEEN'S HARD BARGAIN."
A Troulblesome Character 111 BEM Army
and Navy.
In serviee phraseology, the man who
is eaways giving trouble is known as
"A Queen's Hard Bargain," sa.ys the
London Mail.
Such men abound in both branches
of her Majesty's service; but it is in
the army that they are the greater
nuisance. Every year numbers of raen
either desert or are dismissed. as un-
desirable characters from various regi-
ments. Only the other week two line
battalions stationed at South Africa
sent 1101310 in one batch no fewer than
forty men who had been turned out
in this manner, though by this time
most of them are probably again wear-
ing her Majesty's uniform; for usually
the no sooner gets turned out
of one regiment than he enlists in an-
other, or else eaters the navy. There
are manymen still -serving who have
,been tin ten or a -dozen different regi-
ments at one time or another. Of
course, it is against the /Pegglations for
men:
ONE DISMISSED THE SERVICE
to eejoin; but they do it, well knowing
that discovery only means a short im-
prisonment.
Some years, ago the Q. H. B. used.
mainly. to devote his attention to the
.h .
notia, fre,qtiently making quite a
tour of the various battalions as a re-
oruit, in order to get the bounty erom
each. But when the authorities took
steps to prevent this systematic fraud,
the Q.H.B. went OVeT to the regular
faeces. The Royal Artillery is now a
favorite corps with him, doubtless for
the reason that being cut up into divis-
ions and sent to so:many different sta-
tions the chances of detection are less.
But almost every regiment has its
share of these men. The drill instruc-
tors piair them out easily enough on
the barrack square, for their manner
inveriably betrays them. Sometimes
they a,re diseovered through their I
studied ignorance ; sometimes they be-
tray themselves in a moment of for-
getfulness ; but if they do not give
trouble by
MISCONDUCT [NG THEMSELVES
the instructors often prefer letting the ,
scailywa.gs pass to inourring the both- I
er of court-martial proceedings, which '
service men cordially detest. I
The "Queen's Hard Bargains" 'may
be divided into two classes -those who
are born "bad' and those who get in- •
to trouble through sheer exubrance of
spirits. The trwo are about numerical-
ly equal. Among the former ere -doe-
tors, university graduates, spend-
thrifts, and failures cif every kind, for
the army is the last refuge of many
strange characters. The seoond class
provides us vvith Some of our bravest
soldiers. Very frequently the man who
isa hero in the field is a blackgeetd
itt barracks. Admittedly the pluck -
beet member of one of our recent little
West African eepeditiots was a Tommy
els? lei4ivatswhhenindlit ehvoemreo.ff the default -
It must be borne in mind when is
seesing Tomity's character that what
in &tail life would be looked upon as
but alight peceadilloee, count as serious
offences whenreckoned against the
soldier, end Toinmy inee easily get a
lead Berme °ha:meter without ever hav-
ing committed whet the man in tlae
titreet weela deem ,
A PUNISHABEE OFFENCE. ,
Per instance, if a soldier were re-
ported for not saltieing LIS officer, he
ilVottld be severely reprimanded, no
matter how good an excuse he heel to
offer far the otuisSion.
The bete "Ixt,{1s" laowever, are tioe
deeervirte itt sytroppthy. 'ft is ten to
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FITC1cHeadache and re] eve all the troubles Md. ,
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Dizziness, Nausea, Drowsiness, Distress after
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;remarkable success has been shownineUrillt
fieatlache, yet CARTER'S LITTLE LIVER PILTAt
are equally valuable in Constipation, curing
and preventing this annoying complaint. ile
they also correct all disorders of the sto
stimulate the liver and regteacceitee bow
Even if they only cured
Ache they vrould be almost pricelees to those
who suffer from this distressing complaint-,
but fortunately' their goodness does not end
here, and those who once try theta will find
these little pills valuable in so many ways that
they will not be willing to do without th
But after all sick head
iv the bane of so many lives that here IS where
we make our great boast. Our pills cure ils
while others do not. ,
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CAIITEE IdEDIOINE 00„ new Vet.
Imo] II ai1Duo. Small
one but that before they have beet
matey months in the regiment they
find themselves in some serious Leon-
ble. Then., in order to escape panish-
merit, they confess to having made --
false attestation. Often, too, tb
slake a confession in order to eso.
foreign service, or because they
sire to find esome more comforta
redolent. 1.n this way the "Quec
Hard Bargain" gives the authore
endless trouble, and puts the coun
to great expense.
Every time the Q.H.B. re -enlists
adopts a fresh alias, and so frequen
do some of them change their na
in thiawa,y that it is -doubtful whet
theiy could remember the one
started with.
.Many scores tee -deserters and
chaeged soldiers now join the nay
stokers, &nil they give as much t
there as they slid in the sister 'se
When discovered the naval euthor,
give but short thrift to the QHB.'
casionally the instructors, Will gee
surprise word ,tif 001111n6 nil as la,'
,squad is standing easy, -end byl.
manner in wilt& the men res ee
the 'trained ones owe be east
out.
NOT A TRAVELER.
antes Verne, in spite of the fac•t, that
so :many of bSs books relate to doing
in foreign pa,rta, has traveled very
tie. When he is ,going to write
story, and hes settled the scene of it,
he sets to work to reald up books
relating to that particular pert of
the world., 'Perhaps it is Pull; as vell
that he is not dependent, at.; so many
noveliets are on visiting different
coueleies 'before describing them, as
otherwise he wetted have beet coin-
pslled ee travel to the moon and joule,
hey both in the ete,pths of the sea and
the bowels of the earth, jules Verne
onoe ownecl a yecht, but he toyer got
beeond the Moditerraneed in it, though
he iS intensely fond of the pea.
11BSTING TklETR BANOB.
Ethel -These are wondorful glasses!
Von can just see everything with
them I s
Jack -See if you dm.. See lhal; 20 A
[OA on yesterday'S 'ace,