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. , THE LAST VOYAGE OF MARTIN yAulAilq
A SEA STORY OF TinelnAne
BY JOHN ARTHUR BARRY)
Author of "Steve Brewe'e Beitylp," "In the nreet Veep," eta
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A very graclove presence indeed seas at all events I can pull and beet an
lecilteiclis°111ofb;;:iistes liaenta, $:-3x.
• surroundings. However, we turned to
liospita.ble. Bat, readly, all we had to goat—why, she saved yea!"
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family settled near Taunton. This nn
had hitherto affected. But the quest-
IY, and he rather dropped the curt,
somewbat high and mighty style he
veith a. will, triced open
seemed to please the old boy excessive-
crou.sly inapposite did it appear to our
there was amidships, dragged Tippoo
over and throuirle and sent his col -
of youxs?'
tion almost made me laugh, so ludin
eixel Valiance—old crony of mine—Some
ly was, as .1 had heard my father
talking of a militant branch of the know. m.,s. .
at? I am sorry to have seemed. in- I ever heard. a in my life1 And
ersetshire man, I think. Any relative take kar Price,
offer below there was some cold pre-
wbilet Helen gets ne something to as I finished, "as narrow an escape
served stuffs and bitter beer. Our did 'take the boat 1" said the girl gent
weter gave out yesterday, and. we had and the tone in which slie spoke nata
ctieiself), hare put in the Major very me, 1 thought, with looks a sym
PontelY, 'you would not mind belping thy and interest. •
erte to clear up these decks a little "By gad, sir," commented the Ma
roy part forgetting to bring a spiri
I
him my name when he introduced in a more connected form, rested
trent.'
amp. By the way, I once knew a Col- f
cabin. It was a great oversight on drifted.. .
o means of cooking anything in the
I replied thatI thought he mos
, 'We'll ,see to-naorrow, anyhow. Hele
'Perbaps Mr. Valiance,' (I had told whose soft eyes, as I now told my st
hiatinei. s'ta°d. there, well as any two Lasoars.,
a' big NT' Major was quite in earnest. Glancin
t like- cry quits. Ina. afraid, as a specula -
4. I stared.; but I soon realised that t
I'm half sorry now I potted him."
I caught her eye; and I blushed, fe
my love, this carry is not up to I,
at the girl, 1 saw her smile faintly
Mohammed's. He was an artist; a
where we've wandered. to since the
tion, it's going to turn out unsatis-
longitude 77 deg. 39 min., latitude
deg. 20 min. But Heaven only kno
oat to -day. Where we are I do
ctonrotheer R1200. But I would. gladly
lay . neert jump. Then the
them. for trying to roast his daught
actory. We're nearly seven wee
"Yes,' said the Major, "I gave n
"How glad I am, alter all, that th
the Hebe, and the cargo's win
fast observation made
now for the lot, and
eiad, in a close -fitting dress at some e
no Pretty sOOT1 I was. perched aloft
sort gray stuff, with narrow white on the fore topgallant -yard, and quick -
naffs fastened by silver buttons, at ly had the sail ;snugged. Then down
the v; rist. Undo: her collar was knot- I came and clewed up the :name, belp-
ted e blue silk nerchief, and on lser ed by the niajor, who well justified
head she wore a round. straw hat his Ines.,
B for he was a maseular,
trieamed with ribbon of the same color. eesensy'nid mall.
When I reached, the
And she looked as dainty and. fresh and deck again it was still light, and 1
snit:it-and-span as her father; indeed, found. that the others had set out
the pair eniglit have gone as they were quite a.n anpetising repast on the
to the swellest of garden parties. Net roof a the, aftershouse. Camp -stools
tiler beauty nor age in distress was and a table appeared from some -
there a.sign al And still they must where; and as 1 toak my place I felt
have had a pretty trying experience. rather ashamed of my sun and salt
All this time Nanny hed been bleat- stained. attire, compared with these
ing loudly from the boat, missing rael well-dressed people and the appurten-
as we three walked on to the main- awes of oivilisation surrounding them;
deck, the girl—she was only abont unable either, at times, to realise that
twenty—pialting her way regegnantlY, the brig bad lately been the scene of
1 junteed over, and placing Nen in the a terrible tragedy, and that the calm,
chains, which in tne Hebe were large scrupulously -dressed old gentleman
end roomy, I easily lifted ter thence sitting opposite me had been one of
on board, the chief adore in it, sbooting down
'Poor Tippon a: bad ending for youn Ins eellow-creatures like rabbits. A
. .
the girl said as we passed the tiger, tight handthe Major, without. a do
'4 hed, him tvlane he was not me.cla big- and perhaps, 1 thauglat to myself,
ger than a kitten; she explained, to wasn't suet a wonder, eonsideri
nee, 'And until this awful voyage' — that his 'niggers' should ha,ve prefer
and she looked around shaddering—he his TOM to his company and his "bo
was quite a pet, fond of me, and very ince•1' All the same, I couldn't forg
ing that she read my thoughts in 111
'That,' said the Maaor as he kicked face. Honestly, I was inclined. to
a skull into the water, 'was Lal Moh- vexed at the selnabeorbed partieulari
=reed the cook's, and a better hand Onset trifles shown by a man who h
at a curry never lived.' just narrowly escaped from a ve
'Where are the other boats, Major?' unpleasant adventure, to put it mii
1 asked presently as n bent on a ly, and who was probably on the e
bucket, and. the Major stood ready, a others. Also, with my sodd
broom in hand. and sleeves rolled up, clothes and_ bare feet, I was ill at ea
to scrub whilst I drew water. in such fine company. You will r
- 'There never were any more,' re -
Malting of the brig a 'silver medal
engraining in a elleer sea. Opposite to
"as the IVILOCor breethed heavily; be.
hyena as Nan chewed. her stopping
at anew ta nose the delleate white
hand that played amonget ber hair.
For loug the silent* reigned. unbroks
en, the girl gazing cot to see with
fixed, unconscious eyes; reYselt watch-
ing' the -perfect features tbrown into
fall relief, as her bat, tilted back and
(Wowing a few stray eerie to wander
down the broad, white forehead,
brought the sweet face out of its
shadow. Our mutual reverie was in-
terrupted, prosaicelly by the Mann'
choking \vitt boreible sound that
made us stale. And then we found
ont how late it was; and the Major
called. for hot wetter, and insisted on
brewing a night-cap. So Helen and
I went to the galley together and re-
vived the dying fire, and filled the ket-
tle and brought it aft. Then, I bundled
a, :mattress and, some rugs up from
the skipper's berth; whilst the etbere,
with many good -nights, Vent nelovv to
their own—the Major sleepily asking to
be called if a ohange came. "Helen
can *teen mind you," said be; "and go
can I. We'll keep watch and watch
when the wind °ernes, Valiance,"
And I replied formally and obedi-
ently, "Ay, ay., sir!" enailing to nayself
at such a soldier -like formula, and,
thinking that it would be very long
before I got. tired of at leaet one of
my watch -mates, Ay, verily, this last
rip at mine was making up abundantly
nbt,1 for all the eight years' dullness Of
is seafaring had been wont to \vender
ng, and grumble at!
red ;Alongside the little bathroom was
Ss- a snug corner, sheltered from the dew
ive by the over -hanging edge of the deck-
er, tepee. There I spread ray mattress,
orY end stretching out, lit one of the Ma -
on jor's cigars and, thought of many
pa" things, but mostly of the fairest girl
I had ever seen—his daughter Helen.
jor Then, dozing, I heard the clip, clip,
as a Nan's hoofs along the deck as she
an° searched ot me, and presently snugged
down like a dog at my feet. I had
Ley many dreams that night; but all were
len; pleasant„ and athwart them all mor -
de ed a. IWO,Mall'S face—the face I had
tun watched se long in the moonlight. Yes,
I was indeed fa,r gone in my first love!
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CHAPTER V.
I awoke at daylight, after a very
sound and pleasant night's sleep. No
-vs one else was stirring, and I had a good
n't wash, lit the galley fire and a pipe,
ranked Nan, and went on the forecas-
15 tle-head. The weather was still the
wa ' same, and. the brig had not steerage -
n1 , way on her. Running out to the glo-
m boom -end, 1 got a good view of the
al vessel, and thought that the Major ha,d
od bought her a bargain—for a prettier
model of a little ship I never clapped
Xis eyes on. Coming inboard, I looked in -
g ' to the forecastle—the large house on
as deck, -But there was nothing to be
el- seen save the usual array of bunks, a
fe,w bags, one chest, and any number
oe of native mats, pipes, ete. The after
tY bulkhead was full of bullet -nodes, evi-
ad dently made by heavy metal, four
re" ounce as 1 fain(' later on, for many
oe of the balls had gone clean through the
'ye galley- first and then into the fore -
en castle. No wonder the poor devils
se left hurriedly, I thought, under such a
e- bombardment. And except Tippoo's
reat cage—larger than Ian's even—
here was absolutely no shelter about
he deck for a crowd of men.
That mainyard all aslrew offended my
ye, and. setting to work, I presently
quared it by the lifts and braces, and
running aloft, sent the tackle down,
:sowing it was quite useless for three
f us to attempt to heave -in a two
on boat, even with the help of the
winch. By the time I had arranged
these little matters the sun rose red
and. very angry -looking, witb the
hole eastern sky aflame—promise of
regtnar soorcher of a day. There was
small furled awning aft, and I castt
adrift and was spreading it, when
Helen Fortescue came on deck.
"Oh," she said, glancing forward and
aloft as she shook ba.nds, "how busy
plied he. 'When bought the Hebe
she had. lost all hee boats in a storm,
and none were procurable in Colom-
bo, except the dingey yonder. So,
acting- on ray agent's advice, I pure
chated the one you. picked up from a
French builder in Point de Galle. I
always kept her well stocked. with pro -
member that 1 -•
I had seen little of the worn], beyond
my ships and my father's vicarage.
Thus the llIajor's pernicketiness, Lean
find no better word, half amazed, half e
disgusted role; and I think, I repeat, e
that his daughter saw it, and also in-
tuitively guessed how felt respecting k
that matter of outward
visions, ready for an emergency. You she said presently; "Me. Valiance,
found, I think you told me, plenty have taken the liberty of making poor
left ?' Captain Davis's berth ready for you.
I said I had, and as we worked de- I'm almost sure his clothes will fit
seribea the state of the boat more you. I found, some, nearly new, and .4,e
particularly than had hitherto done.: put them ant. You have had a much a
'Alia, said he, chuckling. 'Like Tip- harder time than we two, so will please e
poo, the lot made a. bad, end. There go and. try the things on, and then take it
meet have been five or six in her; one a rest."
or two, probably, wounded in the dark,' This was thoughtful indeed, and
for I kept at 'ene. There was a nice!said as mune, adding that as for rest
breeze springing up as tbey left, I, I was in no need of it; and that, no
reraeraber, because of its fanning the knowing the moment the long spell
fire. By-and-by they became hung' fine weather might break, I meant
ry and thirsty, and they tackled the sleep an deck. Even now there was
rum. Then the Nagapataxn mad thelight air sneaking about that it migh
Tanjore men got drunk; knives were; pay to trim. the yards to.
drawn and they went for each other.I But my ideas jumped w -ell to tha
Presently the serang and the tindal notion of a clean rig -out, and I mad
found themselves the only survivors my way down, for the cabin was reall
of the fight. Those were the two fel- below the level of the deck, into a ver
lows you found on the boom—the ring- handsome little sea -parlour, lit by
leaders the ones I put in irons. swinging lamp ; for it was, by Ina
ean see the whole affair as plainly as dark under hatches, although a Ilea
possible. And. I am pleased, sir, for ler full moon had risen, and on deck i
they were an uncommon bad crowd. was almost as bright as day. I foun
Fancy a nigger drawing his knife on the berth and the clothes—a, good dui
rued' of light tweeds; and not only thes
,r think VII pass the boat astern,' I but a, full equipment ;of undercloth
said. 'Perhaps we may get her up dat-
ing and a pair a canvas shoes. nal
er on. But I doubt it. She's too everything fitted fairly welI. 'Iher
heavy.' were razors too, and tieing able, as mos
'Very well,' he replied.'I don't went
sailors are, to shave by touch alone,
to lose her. Still, if can't manage ;
soon had week's stubble off my chin
we
to lift her, she must go. Can't tow a There was a glass, but the berth-lan
boat like that if heavy weather comes.' was too dim- However, 1 made a fai
'No,' I thought to myself as I took
job of it, and what with that and th
the painter aft; 'there'll be other mat-
clean shift, felt a nesv man all over.
tees we shall lose if it comes on to When I went on deck again the pair
blown and I glanced at the spread ee were still kitting in the moonliglat.
i'tiss ortescue, as 1 stood before them,
canvas aloft, flattening itself into the just stared as at a stranger, then
masts and then saddenly banging out smiled: and the Major, putting up bis
again. The painter was too short to glass, re:narked: "Weil, by gad, here's
give her drift enough, I found; so, for a seaohange, eh, eh ? Why, now, that's
the present, I hauled in and bent on
to it the rope's -end I had hung on to
before I bonded the brig, which hap-
pened to be the sheet of the raain-
tryseil boom.
When I came for'ard again matters
looked more ship-shane. The Once,
though far from clean, were at least
clear; there was also a cheering sound
of dishes rattling in, the galley, Aed
as peeped in with an offer of help,
saw Miss Fortescue, busy in front
of the stove, evith a big white aprot
on,
'No, thank you,' said she, smiling
'when I volunteered, e soldier's
daughter; and I'm glad to say that he
brought nse up to be useful as well
as prnareentale
'That's so,. Vallaricen said the old
ohan, at work, alongside with a basin
of soon and. water. 'Helen's not quite
O ti-tumetiddledy girl, as I call next—
only able to strum on the pima, talk
awesome, and he more or less Sauey
to their elders.—Anda (to his (laugla-
ter), any dear, I think, as you and
at least have haa enottgh of tbe cabin,
,n41,12n Iligntn fine, we'll take tea ori
the deck llou.se,' I •
4IrprivIt611, 'nal/ 1 ixt; 'anti while
it's ennearing, don't you think, Me-
jor, might as well clew tip awl furl
these topgallant -sails? It won't take
Vie long, and. we often be too snug.'
'Certainly, if son. thirik It inteessary,"
replied he ',norry I cien't go aloft; nat,,
t you have been, Mr. Vallance! I feel
of quite e sluggard, My father is not.
to awake yet. 'Me excitement of yeses,
• terday has tired him, I think. Now I
t will go into the galley and see abon.t
breakfast."
t e noticed that she had a pair of
e rough gloves and an apron ready to
7 put 'on; and. it struck me forcibly as
3" else walked forward, with her fine lithe
a figure adapting Well unco:asciously
5, to the light roll of the brig, that there,
r- indeed, was a girl with no tbought of
t shirking work about her, good blood
d showing in every feature and trait—
t ready, with the man she loved, to meet
5, any hap the world might hold for
- them.
d Presently up came the Major, look -
5 ing brier and lively, and cocking a sort
t of soldier -sailor eye knowingly aloft
1 and. around,
, "Hot day, sir," he said ; "hot as blee-
p es ;" and without further ado he hop -
✓ ped on; to the rail arel began tying
e the awning -points. Then we stood aft
something like, eh, Helen?"
Then for an hour longer, an the
wind. having died away, we sat dis-
cueing our chances of finding help
to work the brig; and the. Major doz-
ing oft after his last glass of wine, we
two others talked together like very
old friends—she telling me about the
dismally dreary time they had of it
below after the mutineers left the
brig, together with something of their
former life,. from which I gathered that
the Manor must be fairly well to do.
She herself had left England to join
him a her mother's death, being then
a mere ehild. Three years ago her
father had retired on half -pay; but, in
place of settling down comfortably, he
had. ehosen to roane ail over the East,
carrying his daughter with him; ;specu-
lating a little, trading a little, and,
until this last .venture, apparently
making &often •
And presently she drew me oe to talk
ebout the dear old people at home, and
thenjuist parsonage, and the village
buried antongst apple-ortharde, and
deep lanes et Mize' eta hawthorn, far
from the emend of the sea. And she
listened, it seemed to me, with some-
thing of eager loriging in her eyes, as
of one who asked nothing bettor thin
Buell restful life in such a. land, Every-
where wag 'almost abealate etilltees.
Not a sail stirs'ed. The Water was
like glass, without ra ripple. Over
the royal mast -heed &earn the Mem
looking at the boat,
"Yes," said the anajor, "she must go,
aa yon say. It would take all the
hands that, are away to hoist her in.
Oh, well, some poor devil, even as you;
did, may drift across her. But we'll
let her hang on for a while anyhow.
Help may come."
"Shall I take anything out of her ?"
I asked.
"Not a thing," replied the Major.
"You; -know what somebody—I forgeb
wain—said ,abeetb castting bread upon
tho waters: By gad, sir, when you
came across our stern yesterday I was
fla,bbergaeten to see my boat again/
With such a big loaf in it, r wonder
whether the thing could possibly hap-
pen twice ?" ana the old chap laughed,
not being able to see into the future.
And, in view of his Christian -like be-
havionr in the matter of her stores, I
refrained from pointing out that his
parallel wouldn't- stend gbod, for in
the former instance boat and bread. had
beers set adrift without any consent
on bin ;
(Ti ne Continued.)
A NEW NEIGHBOR,
Mrs. De Gadd—Tidal new neighbor
of yours (don't go to any particular
church aI ean see. He's an atheist,
ain't ? I
Mr. De Gebb—Not so had as than 1
aesere you: He is what is callea a Lib-
eral Christian, e,
meg, De Gene—Well, I'm glad te hear
that, and can on him this very day.
Our duvet is ewfully in neea of 4 new
&roe and e nese bell, and we aliet
got half enough colleeted to pay the
preacher yet. Libeeal Christians is what
we're signin' for ita tliis town. ,
FOR A POCKET KNIFE.
seen ,
Aos luteitnet or the eransonneman War—
A Sohlter llltSited1114 etre for antemente
or tionie.
Great bravery is rarer on a retreat
than on a charge for obvioue reas,
ens; the excitemeet and thrill of at-
ta,cle- le then lacking, and the neon
sity of lia.*ste in order to get. away is
often real, This feet makes interest-
ing' an ineident recently related by a
French officer concernieg naine-
linessthseolwciaierroott18t7h0e, Array of the Rhine
A battery of mitreilleuses, or ma-
chine guns, had made a stand against
the advancing Germans near Metz.
It was on the 161h of August, in the
breve fight made by the division of
General Plectra. The fire of the en-
emy was terrible, and. seemed to be
sweeping away the whole French di -
In the midst of the final firing of
the French prior to their inevitable re-
treat, one of the raitradlleuses ceased
to ‘votk on eccouet of the sticking of
a. shell in the barrel. A lieutenant
looked about for something with which
to remotie the‘nhelland a solclier offer-
ed him his pocket-knife.
The lieutenant had just removed the
shell when the order caane to fall back.
In the confusion the officer dropped
the soldier's knife to the ground. When
they had. withdrawn a little distance,
the soldier came up to the lieutenant
and said, saluting respectfully:
knife?" you please let me have my
gr'i'eetfu.t nee lest in, man. It's back
there somewhere on the ground."
The soldier showed. evident signs of
"Wine Pll get you another to take
its place in Metz. " said the Officer.
"Oh, it isn't the vaaue of the knife,
sir," said the soldier. "I'm just fond
of it, that's all. I brought it from
home. Now if you'll let me, I'll go
back after it."
"Go back after it, in the face of this
fire and the advance of the enemy?"
"Yes, sir."
"Well, if you care as miich as that
for a pocket-knife. It must be pretty
dear to you. Go orin"
The soldier sta.rted back, Shot and
shell were flying; the enemy were near,
somewhere in the gloom of the battle-
field, and the man knew he might be
overwtelined,• And all this for an Old
pocket-knife that lie had carried since
ahte In2::ea, boy, and which was associan
ed with dear things and dear people
He reached the place, and found the
spot where the gun must have stood.
He groped about, the balls whistled in
his ears and shells burst, He heard the
rattle of approaching artillery and
the nea,r blaring of bugles sounding
orders. It was the enemy advancing.
Nevertheless, he kept on rue:caging
snout for the old knife.
In a. moment—joy 1—he found it; it
had been dropped while still open, and
the blade glistened. He picked it up,
and then he ram He closed the knife
es he ran, and thrust it into hispock-
et He ran so fast that; before long he
bveitook his retreating company. The
lieutenant looked inquiringly at him.
"I've got it lieutenant 1" he shouted
slapping his pooket. Then he winked.
at the officer, It was quite against the
military regulations for a private sold.-
ier to wink at an officer, but under the
circumstances the lieu.tenant did not
mind.
HE TOOK A FORT.
'niece or Ilerolsnt which Was Called a
Breach or IiiIsetpum..
In 1757 a man-of-war's man, Straiten
by name, captured almost single-hand-
ed. one of the forts on the Hoogly, says
the London Sketch. The fort, which was
strongly situated, was invested by the
admiral, and Stralean during the time
of midday repose wandered off " on his
own in its direction. Gaining the walls
without discovery, he took it into his
head to scale a breach made by the
cannon of the ships, and on 'reaching
the platform, flourished his cutlass and
fired his pistol at the niggurs," shout-
ing: "The place is mine 1" The native
soldiers attacked. him and hie held his
own with indomitable pluck till re -en-
forced by one or two other tars, who
had straggled out of camp and heard
his huzzas. ;
The enemy, unpreparecl for this ill-
timed attack, and .fearing further in-
vaders, fled from the fort upon the
Opposite side, leaving twenty cannon
and a large store of ammunition. Much
to Strahann surprise he was lectured
by the admiral fax his breach of discip-
line, and he was disinissedi with hints
of future punishment. "Well," said
Straha,n, "if I'm flogged for this here
action, if I ever, take another
Lan t as long 'as I live."
TEBYDON'T DRINK.
Xing Humbert 1. of Italy- is a tee-
totaler. On this tables no wine will
be seen near him, The very odor is
repulsive to Km, and he drinks only
water, and beeasionally harmless min-
eral preparations, Queen Victoria de
said to have beer, a total abstainer for
the last three yeaan. For many years
Her Majesty partook of wine and spir-
its in sparing quantileee, but some
three years ago, by way of expeeiment,
she abandoned their use entirely, and
since that tit* not a drop of intoxi-
cating liquor has passed her lips. The
Prep& Presidett, Felix Faure, and
most of his Cabinet; are teetotalere as
also are the Maharajah or Bernie and
hie entire court.
FEIV1ININE TACT.
Keefe -see at dinner—You own every
fine telescope, I understand, Me, De
Seience.
Geest—Yes, niedam, I was fortunate
eineugh to secure a most excellent in-
seenMent.
HesitesneAre you interested in nue-
eoseepes 1 '
Gneet—NO, madam, I never had one,
1/enteeseentanie, egisst Mr. De Science
the ehetese.
SPANISH PUNCTILIO,
ante
Antigone nhase or Castilian Character nes
Minified 10Y. Cabilket Csisitt,
Tbe cabinet Pries whict took Place
in Seip in 1888 exhibits an eneusieg
nbase ef Spanish characten The min-
tsterial crisis Mid existed alienist a Year
when the resignation ,ot the cabinet
LOC& plaoe as the result oe a trivial
question of military etiquette. The
(seem had left Madrid for an exeur-
sion to Valencia, which the minister
of justice ineisted on her, makiug, ace
oording the the publisted arrangement
lest the postponement sliould be con-
strued as a Sign of fear of the
nos'illist reenblicans, who had convoked
o imf :butte mIseeabter in t Willb Ss ttlenlfeb Ctoi
t
y
re.
p•Trhee-
sent her, decided bo take a journey al-,
so, and. informe4. General Martinez
Cameos that hee sister, the Infanta
Ettlalie, would give out tte military
wateliword. The military Governor of
Madrid replied that the married infan-
ta was not legally competent to per -
eta= that office, and that it was im-
possible, according to military 'rules,
fon him to receive tte parole from her
husbansl, Prince Antonio, Duo de
Montneneier, who was only a captain
in rank. The minieter of war, who was
not on good, terms with the captain
general, eant a brusque telegram, on-
dering. him to receive the password
from the *Princess Eulalie, ;whereupon
General Campos offered, his resigna-
tion. All a,tterants to accommodate the
quarrel failed, and as a majority of
the cabinet sided with the captain gen-
eral, General Cassola, and. the minis-
ters who had supported his view re-
signed. their pertfolios. Senor Sagasta
tended in the resignation of the en-
tire cabinet to the queen regent, but
subsequently, upon the latter's re-
quest, formed a new ministry.
SMALL FAR1VIS.
Two Acres Enough to Draintaht a Farmer
and HIS Fatally.
In Belgium a two -acre holding is suf-
ficient to raaintain a farmer, and his
family. The typical two -acre farm in
that country contains a patch of
wheat or rye and another of barley';
another fair portion grows potatoes.
A tow of cabbage grows all round on
the sloping sides of nhe ditches, with
a row of onions just inside, leaving
bare walking room between them and
the grain. The shade trees round the
house are pear trees. Every foot of
land is made to produce, and the farm-
er keeps pigs and chickens. In Ger-
many, out of 5,276,000 farms, 1,223,000
of 213 per cent. of the whole are each
under 2 1-2 acres in extent, and of the
farms, above 56 per cent are oultiv-
ated, by the owner himself; over 28
per, cent partly so, or &bout 85 per cent
altogether; leaving 15 per cent out of
every, 100 per cene that are let to ten-
ants. In Germany, notwithstanding this
small size of a large proportion of the
farms, 178 out of every 1,000 inhabit-
ants are nevertheless engaged in ag-
riculture, whereas in England no more
than 52 are thus occupied, in Scotland
only 61, though 195 per 1,000 in Ireland
being thus engaged raises the propor-
tion in the whole 'United Kingdom. to
73 oult of that number, less than half,
however, the percentage so employed
in Germany. In Cheshire, England, a
form of allotments has been tried. with
admirable results. Plots of land, suf-
ficient to maintain one cow, and rang-
ing from 21-2 to 31-2 acres, are let with
each' cottage, at an ordinary farm rent.
BROKEN HEARTS.
It appears that it is quite sensible
for the heart to break. People who die
of broken hearts, so called, do not 'pee
tu.ally succumn from disruption of the
structural arrangements. In this re-
gard the phrase is a misnomer. It is
generally applied to people who die
owing to intense mental suffering,
from blighted affections, or the loss of
friends. Thackeray has said that no
man ever dies of e "broken heart" in
his love affairs, a,nd it is very certain
that in this respect the term has no
actual meaning. The heart, however,
does physically break, either from sud-
den shock or from over -strain.
A captain on a vessel, who had set
out to marry a lady, on reaChing his
destination was abruptly informed
that she was married, and the man fell
to the ground and expired. The heart
was discovered to be literally rent into
tWO pieces. '
Again an instance is on record of a
boy, very strong and healthy, who, in
attempting to raise a sheaf of corn,
fell dead in the effort. In this instance
the post-mortem disclosed a large rent
in tbe heart. The sedaen propulsion
of blood ;aeon the left 'ventricle, which
is the hardest-svorked portion of the
heart, and where therupture generally
takes place, forces the tissues asunder.
TIGHT SHOES AND PAIN.
Patent leather shoes fax walking are
elraost as distressing to their wearers
an the compressing shoes of the orien-
tele. The first spring clays are apt
from an unknown cause to produce dis-
comfort after walking over the hard
pavemente, and the advice of a chiro-
podist to bathe the feet nightly in; salt
water is worth repeating, Handfun of
ant should be Clamped and rubbed aver
the feet from ankles clown, taking care
to get tip a hearty cireelation in heels
and toes. This treatment persisted in
will do much toward overcoming pain-
ful tendencies.
OLD TIMES
'last—Now, old boy, make yourself
eorafortable and. let's talk over old
Limes. illevee't seen each other since
we were echotelboys together, I told you
I had married. Well, this is my house,
and my wife will be in presently. 137
the way,, you once lived in Iniceville,
ainn't you?"
fleturned Traneler—Yes, lived there
some yule&
'Plane you iney have met MISS Flit. -
tie
Met hr? I woe engaged to her. tut
se were all the other fellotvs, one at, a
time, What hee beetnen of her s
Why—er—T was jure going to tell you
that she is the one 1 married,
THE CITY OF MANILA IN QUITE A
TAHOE TOWN.
Kt Das a 'reputation or 150,000 1,•c5nlie,
lii-
4d4U5g Ilia Sueuins—Sonteilliing About
the City raceently taatured by AdIndral
Dewey's Fleet.
�tanfla tbe oapital of the Island of
Luzon and a all the Philippine Islands
is a city of about 100,000 population, not
including the adjacent; euburbs, which
have a total population ofabout 60,000
addititmal, The name of the city is
pronounced by the Spaniards as though
it were spelled Mab-nee-ia, with the, ac-
cent on tne middle syllable. It is the
see on the Roman Cath olio arclabise
bop; and one a the great empoxiures of
the east. It is located on the bay of
tbet same name at the mouth of the
River Panig, latitude 14 degrees 36
minutes north, longitude 121 degrees
east.;
The city proper forms the segment
of a (erne between the river, and the
sea, andits se.burbs extend over nu -
moral's islets formed by the river and
its branches, The Pasig is prolonged
into the bay by two piers, terminating,
the ene in a, small fort, the other in
ligllattiouse.; Vessele ef some Inain:e
(Ira tons may come up as far as the
bridge, Ou the south side stands the
city,shaving' a dilanidaten look, but
strongly fortifiedOn the north is
situated the *I3iondo suburb, more popli-
n:sun thairs ta/ city itself. It is the
residenute of tne foreign; merchants
and. the great center of trade,
; HAS ORIENI1A.L ASPECT.
The, aspect of the whole is, at once
Spanisfh and. oriental. Long lines of
hea,vily mounted be -aeries, somber
churches, ungainly towers and .massive
louses a solid masonry mingle with
airy cottages in groves of tropical' trees
saragiSee o
donthpeowstostetrosinthe
peit trhaeiifyre:eapsaosn-
alad t.8961 Cs°tn
nas tdilitchted'shasocbkys their
kin eelastic-
ityarth-
quake. The streets are straight, but
for the most part unpaved, and during
the rains C41 laosz impassable. In the
city; the houses are two stories bigh
and each has its central court yard.
Here reside the beads of the state, the
church and army, and all who woulcl be
thought to belong to the aristooracy.
A bridge 'Cada aerOSS the river into
the Blonde suburb, where a street, cal-
led the Escolta, rans to the right and
the lef t„, lined, with innumerable shops
anel stalls and crowded with a strange
and motley population a va,rioaeraces
Beyond the Escolta a swarm of Cbinese,
Melons and half castes appear as gold-
smiths and jewelers, painters and en-
amelers, oil and soap merchants',
confectioners and keepees of gambl-
ing -houses and cookshops.
Other saburbs have each its special
character. San Ferna,nd.o is the seat
of great cigar manufactories, and San-
to 1VIeess of a cordage menufactory. At
the elaaaiceria tale ebb:le:se sampans
disolserge their cargoes. Fishermen;
and, weavers inhabit the division of
Tondo and its gardens supply the mar-
ket e meth trait and. vegetables. Ma-
late In famo'us for itts embroideries.
Paco is inhabited by artisans and art-
ists: Convalescents resort for health
to Santa Anna and San Pedro 1Vlacati.
;Tdesi eirencepal pablic buildings are
the cathedral, the palaces of the gover-
e ne and' the archbishop, a .bea,unifui
town, %stelae, ten churches ,helonging
to; different religions orders, several
monasteries and convents, the arsenal,
three colleges for young men and two
fax young women, the supreme court,
prison, civil hospital, university, a mar-
ine and commercial school, a large
ttheate,r, the' oustom-boase, and, bare
racks. Tete city has several squares;
in, the largest of which, the Prado,
there is a bronze statu.e of Charles IV.
SCHOOLS AND CHURCHES.
The Ronal end; Pontifical neni,ver-
sity of St. Thomas, is in the hands of
the Dorninica,ns and has an attendance
of about 500 students. 'The College of
St. ,I'oseele !belongs to the 'Jesuits ;
that; of St. John. Lateran gives a plain
education to Indians and half-breeds.
The Escudo, Pia belongs to the city and
is fax Simms)] children alone. A royal
marine school was established in 1820
and. a commercial school in 1840. The
colleges of St. Potentoana and St. Isa-
bella are for girls, the latter fax orph-
ans.: (rananila: is the seat 'a govern-
ment and of the supreme courts. The
municipality dates from 1571.
Manila:, which formerly ocounied a
rank of comparative obscarity, is now
regarded as commercially equal to Cal-
outta and, Batavia. .This change has
been wrought by legislative and politi-
cal changes during the nineteenth cen-
tuty. inning tams chief part of -the
Philippines, all their predations flow
to and through it, and it is the resort
of a great nunaber of colonial vessels
of all sizes. It exports sugar, tobacco,
indigo, fnanilla, hemp and cordage,
gold dust, birds' nests, coffee, sapan
wood, mats, hats, bides, trepang tor
toise shell, cigars, cotton and rice. The
rearm.factures of Manila consist chief-
ly of cigars and cherelets, a govern -
merit monopoly which gives employ-
ment to several thoueand men and wo-
men cordage from the filaments of
tbe abaca and the beautiful fabrics cal-
led. pines, woven from the fibers of the
pineapple leaf and afterwards beauti-
funIllaynielmebtrv°alledlefiroeudn:neti by Legaspi in
1571. In 1695 it was nearly destroyed
by; any earebsettake. Tin 1702. it wee
taken by a Brinell fleet and held fax
fifteen months.
CHOOSING A 'BRIDE*
"In selecting a wine," says an ex-
change, "always go by the mother of
tbe girl. There is P. good long stretch
of future before most people who make
up their minds to get married, and for
a tionsiderable peoportion of that
stretch the girl will be much more like
her mother than like herself, it's easy
enough, to choose a wife so fan es the
preseet is concerned, but if you want
to know • something 01 your wife for
the future you should take bar mother
into accoent. When yeu see a truly
alarming mother you may be pretty
sure that ber daeghtet is to In de-
pended upon when she reaches (.he same
age."
SPRING SMILES,
When Ha,ahlet said; nest I have that
within whion Ineletinn show, it ie be-
lieved that; he had in his pooket
plinaentary tiol(et to the eirose,
naek—I hear that $he speaks every.
•
known language. Tom—Must be a raise
take. Last niglit 1 asketl, her to give me
a plain English 'yes,' end; be said she -
couldn't.
De yea find my sen prompt and punc-
tual, Mr. Geindley,? I never lead a,
young man in my employ who, at the
clost3 of Inesiness houen could get out'
of the office with less delay.
bete to bother you, pa, said the ,f
small boy nome fax the holidays, buten
really I'd Once to know— Well what?
How it is that baby fish don't get
droves:tea Wiese they've learned to
swim. ,
Miss Cordelia Summers (upon pre-
eentatiola of sorae floveers byr young Int
pils)—Yes, children, this is my birth-
day. You. see I a.na getting old—very,
very old! Ohildren (enthusinstically)—
Yee, ma'aml
Rever,se Action—The Elder Matron
—You shouldn't mind the baby crying
a. little. It strengthens his lungs. The
Younger anatron---Oh, no doubt; but
it weaaens his father's religion,
Dixon—Why is it that it is usually, ;
=married women who write articles
on 'How to Manage a Ilusbana'? Hix-
on--Ohe you don't suppose a) married. i
woman is going to give her little plaft
away, do you!?
Deolaring Himself — Proprietor —
Yes, there's lots of golf planize here.
Some folks 'd rather play golf than;
eat. Guest—Well, I'm not one of that
kind. Just remember thet .1 expect i•
three square meals a, clay. 4.1.
Two Sides.—Mrs. Call—It's too bad,
of y ou, Ethel, to worry your mamma,
so. Ethel (aged. five, tearfully), —01i,
well, Mrs. Call, if you'd lived with1
mamma as long as I have you'd know
which of as was to blame 4
1: am sorry; to bear about - blame' bread.
riots in Spain, remarked Tennaliger.
It seems to indicate, suagesten ;Fero-
lotaan, that even the break is,rising'
against tlie dynasty. Whereupon sile
enee settled down on the group.
Of course, said one Spanish' offician,
we were unprepared for war. Yes, reran
ed the other. But there is some sat+
isfantion in reflecting that we are not
as unprepared now aS we would have
been had. they waited a, few years
more,
Scrap of Annent History,— The as-
piring monkey looked at his eldest
born, lying idly in the shade of a cocoa-.
palm, and shook his teed. I have tried
to make a man of you, he sighed, but' -a -
I suppose I an about 5,000,000 years too -
aeon
vne
SNAKES IN COSTA RICA.
calehra de Sangre the 'Most 'Deadly or'
Them AU.
Costa Rica means the Rich Coast, and.
in mon; respeas it is rich, partieularly.
in the s.nake family, the most deadly
which 15 the terrible Culebra de San-
gre, or bleed snake.
This variety of reptile does not grow
to a large • size, and perhaps fax that
very reason Is most to be dreaded, as
it is nob so easily seen. It is red and
resembles a large swollen VeUl, ready
to burst with blood.
A short time ego I stepped on one of
these snakes, end like a flaeh he struck
at me but es I had a pair a leather
leggings no haine was done; though it
was a elose can, writes a -oorrespond.-
ent. ,Not so fortunate was a poor day_
laborer who was bitten by the same
variety of snake. The man was work-
ing 13•3: a neighbor of •mine aied 1 didl
not see hiun until the day after he was
bitten. The raoment I heard. about it
1 went over to see the poor fellow, tak-
ing veith me a remedy fax snake bite
thinking it would do no harm to try
it, anyway. When We reached the
men's camp the sight that met our
eyes was a sickening one
The man was bleedingfrom his nose,
,niouth and. ears; also, from his finger
and toe nails, aeon a man could bleed
as much as he hid. and still live -was
a marvel, lie had been bttten in the
Scot; only one fang of tile serpent had
entered the flesh. The manager af the
agate had given him, severin doses a
curarine, a medicine made in Colombia,
and mach used here in Central America
for poisonous bites. We also gave tins
the medicine which 1 had:brought with
me, whion made 'hiin vomit profusely.
in a few hours' dime .the bleeding
stopped, and, text day the poor fellow
was sent' to the hospital. No one ex-
pected that he would live, as the bite
IS considered dea,clly; but strange to say,
he did recover, and in a month's time
was at work once more. If both fangs
of the snake had entered the foot in-
stead of one he:would, undoubtedly have
died. I have known a, horse to die in
a feNV hours after being bitten by one
of the snakes. In the last three years
two men in my district have died from
snake bite, and in hunting in this coun-
try one must always keep a sharp
lookout for snakes.
A MUNICIPALITY'S RESTAURANT.;
The city of G-renoble, France, bae
been running a restaurant and kitchen'
for fifty years. Meals are supplied at
'Zost in the restaurant, or delivered at
residences, as may be desired. The food
is of.' the, best quality., the cooks are as
skilful as any in Parts, arid the service
excellent. '.I'he dinie g-rooras ere of
several grades, according to the at-
tendance, so that an claeses and tastes!
man tie mined. One may dine there foril
three cents on breed, and soup, and,
have his hunger thetoughly appeased;
or Ole can pay twelve cents and ones)
o full-ceurse dinner, The hest rooms
ars pearl:le-floored and prettily deeo-
rated. There is no fin:unit:I profit
Whatever to the city a Grenoble in
ope r Ong thia huge Pesten rant, which
serves froan 15,000 to 20,000 mean a day.;
The 6.:..:.;"ea ate NASA" an the cost of
tithiliaTialettitnitidisimUisledfilaghs:3110a i'•t,12'pdeikre.eping.