Exeter Times, 1898-2-3, Page 6CHAPTER, III.
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" When a man le oid
And the weather blows cold,
Well fare a. fire and ti, tarried, gown ;
But \rhea lie is yine
And his blocel new aprung.
UL s sweetheart is worth belt the
towels I"
It in a month'titer and raW very
tilos° to Christmas.
Soft wreaths of en.ow hang upon ev-
ery bough. Nature has spread herself
a mantle se white, so chill, that scarce
one dares to dream. of life beneath it.
In the old hotiste if nothing else is plen-
tiful, fires are. To the McDereaot
warmth is gold-ana so much gold he
grants hinaself if in otlaer ways he is
corapelled to study strict economy.
Something in tbe brilliant glare of the
huge pine logs lying on the massive
lumps of lowing coal remind him in
a measure of tbe days gone by, when
Jae could hold. up his head with the
best, and keep open house for all his
friends,
A whole moiath Thirty full days
.and still the young ,an who has been
brought in fainting to the old castle
a the McDerenots is the McDerraot's
guest. The doetor, summoned in baste,
had pron.ouncea him in a highly fever-
ish state and unfit for removal. He had
broken his arm oat shooting iu some
unaccountable fashion, and the walking
for miles afterward trying in vain to
find a short cut to Ballybeg, the resid-
ence of Lord Begmore, with whom he
was staying, and the subsequent im-
mersion in the castle bog, and his ex-
ertions to escape from it, all had com-
bined to realer him, as weak a crea-
ture as nature ever kept life in. To
remove ham had been irarossible.
The McDerraot to whose sins inhos-
pitality certainly never could be laid,
bad made his guest as welcome as pos-
sible. Lord Begmore, too, whose guest
the young man was, had. been assidu-
vies in his attentions, calling every oth-
er day at first, and to the present
moment sending flowers, fruit and
game. These last were a godsend to
Bridget ana Dulcinea, who, with the
short purse thee held for housekeep-
ing expenses, would hardly have known
how te keep their guest in the little
delicacies needful for an invalid. with-
out this help.
And after all he has not proved an
artist! He has never "wandhered" in
the sense Bridget had suggested, and
certainly he has always had a grand-
father and a roof over his heaa. In
effect, he is a young man of family,
and next heir to a title, his father be-
ing dead, and he an only son, and his
grandfather Lord Branscombe. So
there certainly is ho doubt about the
grandfather.
His name is Lucien Eyre, and. his ap-
pearance beyond. argument. A better
featured. man it woaldebe perhaps dif-e,
ficult to find. Miss McDermot came'
to this conclusion early in his stay with
her, and even now, when he is mending,,
and one need not feel so altogether
aentimental about him, as when he lay
stretebed upon his bed, hovering be-
tween beeutiful life and. hideous death..
she sees no cause to alter her deci-
sion. As a fact, he is distinctly hand. -
some -of the dark Italian type, one
sometimes sees In English people. And
at all events, his free laughing mouth
and the tall muscular figure he pos-
sesses are essentially English.
Yesterday he was well enough to be
moved down to one of the lower
rooms -a rather gaunt, impossible room
that had. once been a schoolroom to
judge by the general break up of the
furniture. Miss McDerrnot bad wished
hin to be brought to the drawing -
room, the one decently, if poorly kept
up room in tlae house, but he had beg-
ged to be taken to some other place,
where the advent of visitors need not
disturb him. So the old schoolroom Lad
been requisitioned, and a comfortable
chair put into it, next to a roaring
fire.
"Well, how do yoa feel?" asked. Dul-
ranee, conainv into the room like a
young spring breeze, all life and fresh-
ness. " Tited-eb r
She used to be afraid of him at first,
when she learned he was so near to a
title -afraid of the poverty of her own
surroundings, that must be felt by bim
so long as he was her father's guest,
but he had. proved so bright and. so gay,
and so grateful for even the smallest
mercies. that her heart had gone out
to him. Even tbe difficult Bridget haci
been conquered -in a measure.
She has stepped into the light of the
jovial fire, and is looking down at him
with a little smile. He from the cleeths
If the ancient armchair smiles back
at, her.
"I'm, a swindle!" says he. "I feel
as well as any fellow, only*"
"Only what ?"
"Only I don't want to go," says he,
in a low tone, but boldly.
"How good of you that is 1" says she,
slipping into a chair at the other side
of the glowing hearth and spreteling
out her pretty white fingers to the
blaze. "Just pretending -to please me
-that we have made you comfortable.
Well," with a sigh, "we've done our
best, father and I; but it hasn't been
Much, I know that,"
The firelight has fallen on her face;
she is leaning towatd it, aied. the rays,
catching her blue eyes, light them up
until they gleam like sapphires.
"I am not pretending," says the
young man, leaning toward her. "And ,
—' he paused Have eou underetood,
roc, rg
"11'm l" says she, ueirig the light,
sea questioning sauna that belongs to
her, and that has often struck him
as being so delightful,
"No, you have not understood," says
he imw. 'Ducie don't yen know why
I don't, want to lei:reef-why I weula
rather be tin., invalid forever than
leave? Don't ,, ea -don't you know e"
.'No," says ehi, Sheinkieg from him
tfaireliiiitglittaild growing pale beneath the
"Oh, you must know!" says he, ve-
leemently. "For a whole .week I have
believed you knew. Last Monday, when
you brought me these Christmas roses,
. . . and. I took them, . . . and you
. , . you blushed . . . and, Dulcie--"
1.Te breaks off suddenly, and rising
to las feet comes over to her.
Dulme, I love you."
"Oh, o! Oh, to!" cries she, sharp-
IY, rising let turn, and drawing back
from him. "Ton must not. You can-
not. You cannet, Don't you know about
me V"
" Know about you?"
es. No man must love me," says
the girl, putting out both her hands,
as if in rezzuncia,tion cie all affections,
"But why? Darling, why V'
"Because 1 an engaged to be mar-
ried," returns she. \vita terrible, sol-
emnity.
Being e young man of the world, this
declaration might, on another occasion,
have given him food. for rairth; being,
however, a young man of the world
for once honestly in love, it only eves
him food for consternation.
"Engaged!" is all he can say.
"Yes,' yes! Indeed.1" hanging her
bead.
There is so little joy in her announce-
ment -so little of anything but grief
in the banging of her dainty little head,
that grand courage comes to him.
" An engagement! What is that V"
cries he, eagerly. "An engagement can
Ile broken. Blessed -thought ! Now, ef
you heel been raarried-though even so
-well; but an engagement."
"4111 you don't know," says she.
" This one can't be broken."
"Why not? And -who-- ? Oh, Dul-
ciel I think you might have told rae
before, something about it.
"It didn't occur to me," says Dul-
cie, opening her fingers in her little
explanatory way. " Never 1 not for a
moment V"
"What didn't?" in a puzzled tone -
"your engagement. But really you
must have thought about that some-
times, any way; and, besides—"
" That! Non,sense," sere she. "Whet
didn't occur to ine was, that you ever
-were—" she glanced at him shyly
and shamefacedly, "well -were -you
know."
"Dulcie!" cries he,
"Oh, no 1" cries she. "Don't touch me.
It is so absurd. You couldn't be in
love with me in a month, could. you?"
" Couldn't If" says he.
Well, eve.a if you could," says she,
shaking her head, dismally, "it isn't
of any use. Father bas made up his
mind I am to marry him."
"Sir Ralph Anketell."
"Ankerell?"
yes )1
Wby, he's twice your age."
"Oh, no, he isn't 1" says Miss Mc-
Derruoa quickly. "He is thirty-four."
"Looks more like ninety-four in my
opinion, and. as ugly as sin."
"I have read somewhere that sin is
always beautiful," says she sentent-
iously,
"Then Anketell is as ugly as some-
thing else. He," gazing at her anx-
iously, "he is ugly, isn't her
"I dent think he is so ugly as you
think him," says she evasively.
"I believe you are in love with him,"
says Eyre, somewhat
"You ca'i believe what you like," re-
turns she, loftily.
Silence.
"Well, are you in love with him?"
clem.anis the young man, presently,
with open ire.
"I'm in love 'with nobody," retorts
she, with crushing ineanirg; "hub fa-
th.er thinks it will be a good. thing for
me to marry Sir Ralph."
"And be -Sir Ralph -does he know
you are being coerced. into a marriage
with him ?"
"I don't know what he knows."
If he doe,s he must be a mean
hourid!" cries Eyre, with passionate
contempt.
"He is not a mean hound," says the
girl, quickly. I may not want to
marry him; I may have been persuad- I
ed to engage myself to him; I may !
not care for him in the very least; I
but he is not mean, and he is one of
the kindest, best men I ever met."
"Well, never mind:what I have said,"
puts in Eyre quickly,
Her sudden defense of the man whom
she so plainly does not love has struck
him as a touch of nobility in her char-
acter. He ca.n admire it the more it
seems to prove to him that love has no
part in her defense.
" The thing I do want to know is--
Dulcie, look at me, Tell me you will
try to love me."
"Why should I try to love you 9"
says she, tears rising in her eyes. "Why
should I try to love any one? I tell
you, I am bound. to marry Sir Ralph,
and -I must fulfil my promise."
"Surely not if you yourself object
to
"To what?"
"To the promise."
A pause.
"You do not object to UV"
"I don't see that I have any right
to object, the promise once given," says
she restlessly. "But -t do, for all that.
It was fattier's doing. He thinks Sir
Reline perfection." She shrugs her
shoulders, the suddenly turns to hire.
"Fanny!" says she vebemently-"Fan-
cy a girl being told elle must marry
a. man whether she likes him or not 1"
"I caa fancy a girl being told to do it.
I can't fancy a girl doing it," returns
he slowly.
"Ton meati—" hotly.
"Never mind what I mean just now,
'You tel] me it was your father's do-
ing?'
,
"That is enough for me. But An-
ketell
"He knows nothing. He proposed to
Me through my, father. I hated that"
-rebelliously, "Why Why couldn't be have
come to me direct?"
"Why, indeed?"
"Ho stad he was afraid when T. asked
him," says the girl, with a frowning
brow; and speaking as if addressing
herself only. "But -afraid
Ffie must he a fool," says Byre, with
conviction, and might eye% said mere
perhaps if the dark blue eyes had not
emelenly raised 'themselves to hie with
a rather Menacing expression in them.
"Dian% he guees?" asks b.e hastily.
"What f -that 1 didn't love bien 9 No,
There was nothing to guess about."
"You didialt tell Mm?"
"I told him I Ilea no love to give
him," eaya Dulcitlea
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" Well V"
"IIe asked Ine then if 1 lOYOd aPY
Clf*131a. ell it"
" Well -I said 1 clididt."
"Thep ?" eignificantly.
"When lie beard I didn't love any
one be :seemed quite contented."
"But did it never atieur to, tine that
in the future you -her -might love some
one? Eh?"
"There is so seldom 'some one'
here," returned she, with a sigh.
At this moment the door ia thrown
"Miss Dulciaea.1" says Mrs„Driscoll,
appeariag on the threshold in her beat
bib and tucker ana her worst temper.
"Sir Ralph wants to see ye. He's just
ridden over from The Towers."
Behind. her appears Sir Ralph.
" \Veli-bere 1 ara,", says Dialoinea,
ooldly,
She rises with perfect calm, but in
spite of herself a tot blush springs to
her cheeks. She walks with a touob
of defiance to the door,
"You want me, Sir Ralph V"
"Not here -not now," returns he, his
tone ten times, colder than ber own.
If you will give me five minutes by
and by in the drawing -room, it will
do. Pray don't let me take' you away
from your guest now 1"
He pauses and looking toward:Eyre
compels him to be civil.
"Very iglad to see you looking so
rauch better," says he, with a ghost
of a smile.
They have, of course, met during the
past month.
"Thanks," says Eyre, not too grac-
iously,
"I can come now, if you want me,"
says Duleinea, perceiving her betroth.
eldturn to the doorway as if to go
avity.
"Thank you! An hour hence wial do
very well," replies he coolly, and
closes the door belaind him.
" Therel" says Dulcinea, lookiug at
Eyre, with angry eyes full of tears;
"what do you think of that? I'm sure
I offered to go with him, didn't I? and.
you see how he treated me. You saw
it, didn't you ?"
"I saw it. indeed.. Dulcie, why think
of him at all? Why care? He is be-
neath your notice."
"Oh, he is more than that. He is
a wretch. I hate him?" cries Dulcie,
vehemently.
She stamps her small foot upon the
ground, and thentuddenly, for no such
great reason certainly, she covers her
face with ber hands and bursts into
a storra of teari.
To be Continued.
MARRIED MEN LIVE LONG,
interesting Statistics Compiled by a Ger,
man Scientist—Warning- to Bachelors.
Persons who desire to live to a good
old age will do well to read an interest-
ing work 041 the subject which has just
been issued by Dr. Schwartz of Berlin.
The doctor has given much time to the
study of longevity, and the conclusions
at which he has arrived are based on
statistics which seem in, all respects
reliable.
He begins with the bold. statement
that any one who depletes to live for
four score and. ten years should get
married. In other words, he claims
that conjugal life is a necessary eon-
dition of longevity. Here are the sta-
Usti= which support his statemeat:
Of 200 persons who had reached the age
of 40 yeara the doctor found that 125
were married. and 75 unmarried. Of
70 men who had reached the age of 60
years he found that • forty-eight were
married and only twenty-two .unmar-
ried.
He next took thirty-eight men, each
of whoni was in his seventieth year,
an.cl he found that twenty-seven were
married. and eleven unmarried. Fin-
ally, he took twelve men, each aged
ninety years, and found that nine were
married and three unmarried. It may
be claimed that no sure conclusion can
be. drawa from statistics of this na-
ture, for the reason that the institu-
tion of marriage is spread. all over the
world, and henee it is natural to find
the majority of persons married. Dr.
Schwartz in reply again brings for-
ward. some curious statistics. These
statistics show that the mortality
among bachelors between the ages of
30. and 45 is as high as 27 per cent.
whereas among nhose who are married
it does not exceed. 18 per cent.
"It is evilent," says a, French writ-
er, who has closely studied Dr. Sch-
wartz's statistics. "that we must; ac-
knowledge the poteney of these figures,
a,nd that, if we desire to live to a
good old age, we should get married
as soon as possible. We should. cer-
tainly do so if we wish to live a full
century, for Dr. Schwartz cites the
cases of fifty centurians, not one of
whons is a bachelor. A. curious fact,
too, is that these fifty centurions were
all widowers."
NELSON'S WONDERFUL FEAT.
Writers of historical reminiscences
have to be masters of a certain amount
of accurate information-- about their
heroes if they wish to avoid. mistakes.
If they are not, they are sure to "get
tbings mixed."
a/along since a reviewer in the Lon-
don Times, writing of a, book named
" Roving Commissions," related on his
own account the following episode of
Nelson, the great admiral:
"While in chase of Villeneuve's
French fleat, he was Wormed of the
enemy heaving in sight, at which in-
formation Nelson evinced the highest
satisfaction, and gleefully rubbed his
hands."
As a correspondent of the Timeit
points out, this incident oecurred in
1805, Nelson lost his right arm in the
attack on Santa Cruz, Teneriffe, in
1797 -eight years prior to his pursteit
of Villeneuve's fleet. It would have
been, therefore, a difficult matter for
hint to "rub his hands" in 1805,
FOOLING /Inv/.
Dumpiest, I hear that yoa ha,ve been,
mierepremnaing ate, said his neighbor
indignantly. larozer told mie an about
it,
Ail 1 said. to him was that you were
OW Of the naost honorable men wad con-
siderate neighbors that I ever knew.
Wonder where 1 Ottri find that, intern-
al. Brozee
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1118 EYES LIKE "X" RAYS
THE' MARVELLOUS POWER$ OF ' A
' FRENCIIWOMAN.
eke Van See Throagat searia lien neat and
eau need nitudielded I he CentelktIt 01
Lefters Miles AWOY.
Great are the Roentgen rays, but
greeter, ;say those wbo linew her, is
u, certain Frenchwoman of Narbonne,
The Roentgen. rays enable us to see
theeugh wood. and flesh, but they are
powerless against na'Aals, 'rot this
woman of Naboone, we are told, ce,n
net Duly read a letter wrapped in me-
tallic paper, but can, read. it when it
Is at a great distend) away from her.
Dr. Ferroul discovered this marvel-
lous woman.. The Doctor, who was
some years ago a sooialist Deputy in.
Paris, recently settled. dow.a at Nar-
bonne and. determined to devote all his
leisure to the study of ocoultisra. So
he tried his band at taming tables and,
like so nutty others, strove to obtain
messages from the dead by means of
Plancleette and spirit rapping. His
success was jsf meaked in any direc-
tion until one day be 'became aequaint-
ed with a woman who possessed the
strange faculty of "reading letters
through opaque bodies." -
, The doctor was amazed. He tested
the woman several times, and in no in-
stance dad she fail to read the letter
correctly, Then he sat down and sent
word of his wonclerfal discovery to a
friend of his, Dr. Grasset, professor of
medieine at the University a Montpel-
lier. The latter, who is well known
in Paris as a savant of great merit,
was at first wholly incredulous, but
finally promised to test the woman's
Power in his own way. First, how-
ever, he went to Narbonne and had
• losia-conference with Ferroul, after
which be returned to Montpellier and
wrote
the following words on a half
sheet of paper: -
DUE PRECAUTIONS TAKEN.
"T.he deep sky mamas our tears in
its .stars, for we weep this evening at
feeling that we live too much."
Over these words he wrote in one
line three words, one in the Russian,
another in. the German, and. the third
in, the Greek language, and. then he
added a final, line containing the word
"Montpellier" and the date of the
month. This pa.per he folded in two,
with the writing on the inside, and.
then he covered. tt entirely with a
sheet of tinfoil, swell as is used. for
ohocolate. This sheet he turned down
at the edges and he then slipped the
whole in.to an ordinary envelope, which
he. tightly fastened. with gum. Finally,
as Dr. Ferroul had. warned him that
string sometimes interfered. with his
subject's • reading powees, he fastened
the envelope with a safety pin, which
pierced in, such a manner tbat
formed a. sort of padlock, and, this be-
ing done, the pin was embedded in a.
mass of black sealing wax, which was
staenped with Dr. Grasset's coat of
arms.
To this sealed envelope Dr. Grasset
attached his card with a few words,
and then he placel the dominant an
a large envelope and sent it by mail
to Dr. Ferroul at Narbonne. Two
days later he received 'the following
letter from. Dr.- Ferroul:-
SHE READ IT ALL.
'Won, cher maitre:-
"Whea your letter reached me this
morning my subject was not at hand.
I opened the first cover containing the
envelope and found your card. Hav-
ing some visits to make, I decided to
bring my subjeot to my house at about
four o'clock and I called at her house
to leave word.
"When I told her what 1 wantect her
to do she expressed a. desire to make
the reeding at once. Your envelope,
eealed with black wax, had been placed
inside its big envelope on my desk,
and my subject's ie.I.USe is distant at
least three hundred metres from mine.
"As wel ea.aed against a table I pass-
ed. my hands over the subject's eyes
ann this is what sbe toed me without
having seen your envelope: -
"You have torsi the envelope.'
"'Yes, but the letMr to be read is in-
side in another cloaed envelope.'
"'The one with the large black seal?'
"Yes. Read.'
"'There is some silver paper, .
. Here'.is what there is: -The deep
sky refletts out tears in its stars, for
we weep at feeling that we live too
male'
"'Then, there are letters like this.'
She showed. rae with her finger tips,
D. E. K.
"Then there is a, short name that
I doxi't know.' In what sense are we
to take this?
"Then, she read the word Montpellier
and the date on your letter.
"There, cher' maitre, is the report of
the experiment, which lasted at most
a minute axid a half. I ani returning
your envelope with my letter. Tours,
Signed DR. FERROUL.
A NEW EXPE.RIlYIENT,
Dr. Grasset was exceedingly surpris-
ed whe,o, be received this letter. To
him, indeed, tlae story savored of,, the
supernalural. The sealed envelope
was mire marc in his possession there
was sot the slightest evid.enee that it
had. been tampered with, and yet this
strange woman bed read tile entire
contents with the exception of the few
words in Greek, Russian' and Gerraan.
Are we to conclude flute this experi-
ment that reading through opaque
bodies belongs to the domaia of pos-
eihilitY? Wonderful, if true, end yet
not as wonderful as tbe fact that the
readieg in this instauties wee done. at
a, eonside.rable distance. The subject
not merely read tbe words that were
inside the OlOrgea and sealed envelope,
bat nhe did so at a tinale where the en-
velopie was three hundred metres away
frani her and when there were between
her end it such solid objects as her
own home and Dr, rerrotel's house.
Clear, however, aa the forte were,
Dr, Grimed was still half afraid of be-
ing mystified and therefore he submit-
ted the sealed enveleile to the members
of the Aeadelay of Scaenee and Lettere
of Montpellier, awl, by opening it in
their presence, satiafied them that the
envaballe had not been tampered with.
The members were as puzzled as Dee
Graseet, entl at onee derailed to tinalee
a ow expexiiment. Consequently a
Committee was emaciated for this pur-
pose, and it was a,grieea tbat, the raera-
biers thereof should. not know tbe con-
tents of the envelope and, while on
their way to Narbonne should not let it
for a moment out of their possession.
As to the result a tbia hest experi-
ment, teething bas yet been made pub.
•
DINNER FOR 755 PERSONS.
Two liantired and TwelitY Walters Were,
nequired to Serve the lionat.
Sint* the simplification of means for
publics and private dinners has become
universe], the task of feeding a large
number of people at one time is much
less complicated than formerly. Our
public, dinners are noted for their per-
fection of detail and of service. The
French, however, are a close second.
At the banquet given recently to M.
Felix Faure by the Member of Com-
merce of Paris there were present 755
persons. The dinner was served in the
large meeting -room of the chamber,
which is occupied until 5 p.m. The
members -declined to out 'short the
hours of business, so that the caterers
could begin operations only after the
adjournment of the day. They had.
therefore, Dray two hours or until 7
p.m. to complete all the arrangements
for the banquet. In that space of time
eighteen tables were laid. out with all
their equipment. This, in part con-
sisted of 12,000 plates, 2,500 knives, 7,-
000 glasses, 3,500 spoons, and 3,000 forks.
In addition, there were eighty baskets
of fruit, as many of flowers, 300 sets
of petits fours, about 500 yards of dam-
ask, tablecloths, ankl. eighty candelabra.
The service was in charge of four head
waiters, eaoh of whoen had fifty-five
subordinates under his control. The
culinary department was divided. into
four sections, each consisting of three
chefs, five helpers, two ice makers, a.rid
a. number of others, making a. total of
forty. persons to each aecition. The
provesions consisted of forty pounds of
shrimps, twenty co tails, 800 cassellotes
and bouchees, fifty-five trout, sixty
quarts, about, of sauce francaise-a
white sa,uceein. „which, with other in-
gredients, crawfish butter is incor-
porated -sixty haunches of deer 110
quarts of mushrooms, 110 fowls, 800
quails, 125 pheasants, 120 pounds of
truffles, and. eighty ducklings. Besides
all these were the materials for the des-
sert, All of the eiaoking was done
in. temporary booths outsid.e.
MARTIAL MATRIMONY.
ee-e.
curious net:wearies tiorerning Army Mar
riages in lilltrope.
The restrictive conditions at pres-
ent in force with regard to the mar-
riage of officers in tha Russian: array
forbid this privilege under any circum-
stances in the case of officers -under
the age of twenty-three; between the
ages of twenty-three and twenty-eight
years the dot of an officer's wife must
amount to a sum representing
the minimum income of 250' rubles year-
ly. On comparisoni of these conditions
with those regulating the same ques-
tion in other European armies, it
may be noted that in the Austro.
Hungarian army the number of offi-
cers- authorized to contract mar-
riages is limited by a, fixed proportion
assigned to each grade, and, these to-
tals being reached, all further . Mar-
riages must be deferred, pending the
erg:carrel:ice of vacancies in the married
establishments. The Italian army re-
gulations, which fix. the income of the
fiancee at a minimum of from 1,200 to
2,000 lire, would appear to be more
rational in their operation; Italian of-
ficers, however, apply& somewhat lib-
eral interpretation to this law, tvith
the result that the iaumber of mao•
riages occurring under actual provi-
sions do not exceed more than. an
eighth of the total number, seven
eighths of the officers being united
under the conditions of the religious
ceremony only, and thus exposing
tbenaselves to all the ineonveniences
which attend a marriage not recog-
nized by civil law:. Similar disabili-
ties would now appear to be incurred
by Russian °Moors, and suggestions
have been made by the press of Russia
that a general, revision of the latv is
becoming necessary. The question is
assuming some importance from .the
fact that Russian officers reaching a
total number or nearly 40,000 represent
one of thd most important classes in
the state.
-WHERE 11E WORKOD.
The prisoner was =king his appear-
ance before the magistrate for the
hundredth time.
Well, said the magistrate, you here
again?
Yes, your worship, responded the
prisoner.
Wbet's the charge?
Vagra.ncy-same as before, your wor-
ship.
It seems to me you, are here 0..bout
half your time.
Rather more than less, your wor-
Obit). - •
Welloehat do you de it for? Why
don't you. work?
I do, your worship, more than belf
my time.
Ate now, said the magistrate, sur-
prised, 19 you oan bali rae ivbere you
have ever worked, I'll let you. off,
In prisot, your worship§ smiled the
prieme,r, and the court kept its word.
THE GMT OE EQUILIBRIUM. --
Aunt Araeline, what is being Nveil
balaeceit?
Weal balanced?. Well, it is having
sense enough to make more friends
then enemies.
AN ODD 0.A.SE,
Bicycle Dealer -I ran across a pecu-
liar bicycle crank to -day,
Rio Piirtner-Who was he?
Bitiycle Deter -s, ortan came in who
geld lie wanted to buy a low-grade
wheel.
MOND THE VllO1E WORD.
WHAT IS WINO ON IN Tl -H3 FOUR
CORNERS OF THE °LODE.
014 and Nev World Events of Interest Chron.
Idled Briefly—Interesting Happenings ot
Recent Pato.
A telegraph lam recently run to Coo-
massbe from the coast is highly appre-
ciated by the Asbanti natives. They cut
off the wire in auiteble, lengths to make
armlets. -
France is test/ening to, make Siboutil,
on Ithe Red Sea, the beg port for Abys-
sinian,' trade to: counterbalance the ef-
foot of the Italian transfer of latiesala
to the English in Egypt.
Lord Alfred Rothschild sent a brace
of pheasants to every one of the 3,000
drivers and conductors of the omnibus
company In which he is interestedas
ai Christmas present.
Herr Liedee, the senior member of
the Gerraaa.Reichstag, is $7 years of
ege, and has sat in. every session since
the empire was constituted. He had
also been a 'member of the Prussian
Landtag cottinuously since 1854.
Berlin University, owing to the large
1231Mber of foreign students frequent-
ing it, has established an instructor-
ship in elementary German to enable
them to learn the language in which
the lectures are delivered.
Princess Theresa. of Bavaria, daugb-
ter a the Prince Regent, has bean
made an libnorary emator of philoso-
phy by the University of Munich. She ie
also a, member of the Royal A.caderay
a Sciences, is 48 years of age, and at
spinster.
Africa's monkeys are giving out. In
the neighborhood of the Gold Coast they
have bean eaterminated and last year
the coleay could collect only 67,060 mon-
key skins, whereas 18 1894, 168,405 skins,
valued �,t 005,000, were exported.
Railroad traffic in Geemany has in-
creased to such an extent that the Gov-
erninent finds it necessary to four -
track the main lines in Westphalia, and
tar
as
rl
e Rhine iiieno. vinee, with the prospect
of extending the improvement soon aS
Paris's police is trying to discourage
murder as a business by showing that
it does not pay. Out of twenty-one re-
cent murders the average profit to each
assassin was 016.37, and in many of
atndex
hetieecascustsedtb..e murdeeer was caugbt
bill -posting combination has been
turned into a limited liability corpor-
ation in London, with a. capital of 812,-
250,000. It holds out as an induceenent
Lo -buy shares a number of contracts
it bas fete bill posting at the rate of
a, penny a sheet per week.
Em.prese Elizabeth of Austria has col -
Meted the photographs of all the pret-
ty women she has seen dueeng the last
nine years. To each picture is attach-
ed a statement of tbe name, age, anti
cortditioa of the subject, with theelate
ana jeace of the taking of the photo-
graph,
" Mr. Stua,ri, Erskine," is the name
under which the bankrupt Earl of Ros-
slyn, the first British peet to become
professiotad actor, will appear in the
cast of Pinero's new play. -Through his
mother, li Fitzroy, he is a de.scenettat
of Ring Charles II. and Barbara Vil-
liers, Duchess of Cleveland.
In all Italy there were but 920 duels
fought, last yeer, according to the re-
cord kept by Conunendatore Galli of
Milan ,and of these 103 had serious con-
sequences. OnlyOne, duelist was kill-
ed on the sot; six others died of their
wounds. Of the serious duels seventy -
fare were bLween civilians, fifteen be-
tee-een officers, and in thirteen officers
fought civilians.
Princess Raetio lVfaruan of the Fiji
Islands, according to the Berlin Doreen-
blett, is about to visit Europe in search
of a husband. She is the heir to the
throne ; has an income of 835,000 a year
from the British Government, whiob
will be doublyi on her accession, be-
sides her domain lands, and is looking
for a well-educated raan of good birth,
as the Fiji Queen's eonsort is her Chief
Minister and Chief Justice.
One branch of the Bourbons has
learned - to forget, and is trying to
Live up to modern elem. Both sons of
the late Count of Aquila, King Bomba's
brother who married the tate Emper-
or of Brazil's sister, married wives of
non -royal rank, one of them an Amer-
ican girl, and settlerl down as loyal It-
alian citizens. A grandson of the
Counb has just becorcre engager], with
his earent's consent, to a young wo-
man. at Naples, who is not even noble.
In dee first seveln years of Wilbelm
IL's reign, 4,965 sentences for lese-ma-
jeste were haflictea by German collets,
the average term of imprisonment be-
ing 175 daye. The .yearly averags of
senten.ces is inereasing, either through
greater aensitiveness on 'the part ef
tbs authorities or through the Kaiser's
giving more °mutton for uefavorable
comment. Among the offenders pun -
Weed were seven ebildren under 15 years
of age and 231 other persons unier 21.
F,arl Russell, freed from leis divorce
court, troubles, is agitating the "one
man one bath" queatain in British
workhouses, At, Maidenheal, the scene
Of the reeent, typhoid fever outbreak,
where the Earl ie One of the Board of
Guardians, he discovered that they had
bathed forty trams in six betbfuls of
water. -With poem ,difficulty he rot
the:nigh e praaosel to bee the rime
water kor only tevo or three persons,
one overseer objecting that " he dile
not know when they were going to
stop eievieg luxuries to trampe,"
There was a, hot thee in Acielliide,
Australia, on Nov, 10, the teMperatere
in the 6har1e reaching 106 degrees, and
hi; the sun 164 degrees. The sky look -
e(1 queer, the suis was blue rod, and
many people concludel that the world
was coming., to en. end, At one public
seheol the ebildren were seized with
• ranic, wilich was stopped with data
oulty by the head Master, who later
aept 'the whole schoei hi till it haa
ramie up the time lost 18 the stare.
LORD KELVIN'S PREDICTION.
No More CIO, Three nand ted and irerty•Sir
Veers Front bow. ,
In 346 years there will not "do a pound.
a coal or a gallon of petroleum left ia
the 'whole earth, aecording to the state -
merit; made by Lox -4 Kelvin before the
Mathematical and Physical Section of
the :British Association at its recent
Pleetiug in Toronto, Lord. Kelvin, with'
Iris unrivalled power of applying his
Mathematical Imowledge to the solution
ef practical questions, has made this
startling calculation very carefully. '
A fair average of the growth of coal
in the earth, Lord Kelvin said, was twee ,
tons for each square Metre in a thou -
and years. Dividing the figures al-
ready obtained, would give thyage of
the earth since plant life began, as 20,-
000,000 years. Turning to Geeat Brie
Jain; Lord Kelvin said that there Was
still available al that country 146 thou-
sandmaillioin tons of coal, or about six-
,
tenths of a ton per aquare metre of
ycaaearnesarsu. mIoulrlititric3eisnaSg.thfisr°74suPtlilAYe Prallsge.In'ittlraastte5-01
Sir Henry Bessemer, the great steel
manufaeturer, bas made some calculao
times ebout coal whicb will mare tbe,se
figures better understool. One million •
tons of coal would form a cube 300.
feet squaxe by 300 feet Male or they
would repreeeat a bed of coal one mile
square by one foot thick. The coal
rained in' Genet Britain in 1881 would
make 555 great pyramid; or IVOU'Id re-
build tbe great wall of China, with one,
quarter to stare. The British output
of coal in 1883 would. form a pillar one
mile ihigb by 164 feet square.
Edward Hull, a famous English' geo-
logist, bas calculated that the amount
of coal in Great Britain, which exists
at depths at whieb it can lie rain -ea" is
EIGHTY TROT/SAND MIILION TONS.
W. Stanley JeVons, reasoning from a
these figures, ealculated. that the Brit- a
ish coal supply would be exbausted in.
-1975, Sydney Lupton, reasoning from
another set of figures, set down the
consumption of the last pound.
of British doal for 1990. Mr.
Lupton, replying to a atig-
geetion that Great Britain might im-
port its supply of coal from North,Ara-
erica, wbioh now has forty times as -
much as the United Kingdom, after its.
own stores were exhausted, figured. out
that it wonllid. take 2,100 steamships,
each making thirteen trips a year, and
each carrying 6,000 tons of coal as cargo
to make up England's aeficiency.
Huxley pointed out in a earefully
written article that, "wanting coal, all
the great towns of Lancashire and
Yorkattire would vanish • like a dream,
Manufactures would. everywhere give
place to agriculture and pasture, and
not ten men could live,. where 10,000
are now -amply supported."
Richard P. Rothwell, who was the
nailing expert in the eleventh United.
States census, gives the coal produc-
tion a the Ttnited States for 1896 at
186,241,271 short tons, a,nd Bads that tbe
anthratite naines of Pennsylvania are a
being rapidly wcaleerl out. a- . e,
Lord Kelvin says that, when the 'ea'
world's aupplv of coal is exhausted at 1,4
the end of 346 years, mankine will only.
have wood left for fuel. Meanwhile, he
advocates the uee of all the power of
Niagara Falls, which be calculates at
4,000,000 horse -power. While this pow-
er could be distributed by electricity
over a radius of 300 miles at a pressure -
of 80,000 volts,. with' a loss of only 20
per cent., Lord Kelvin thinks that all
the factories which want to take ad,
vanta.ga of Niagara's rower shoule be
gathered within a radius of forty
miles.
FROM THE SIXTEENTH FLOOR.
A ORCC Prosperous 1111411114tRA Man's Plutst.
to Death ilk eideage's Masonte Temple.
Alliert C. Greenleaf, plunged from
the sixteenth floor of the Masonic Tem-
ple, Chicago, to the floor of the rotunda
on:Saturday morning. His body crashied
through the thiok marble of a stair
landing at the fourth story and deep -
Ped; mangled, to the floor underneath.
A short time before tlais Greenleaf
had climbed to the twelfth floor of
the Cbamber of Commerce Building and
was getting ready to jurap there when
he was observed ena ejeeted. Appar-
cntly he eveht direct from there to
the Masonie Temple.,
He ascended to the sixteenth floor -
in the elevator. 'On the next trip, tbe
elevetoir !man noticed that Greenleaf
had removed. his overcoat and hat, but
he merely supposed that he was awork-
Mat getting ready for some work.
Greenleaf nalkea about the floor
while the elevator made three more
trips. Then he elimbed over the heave'
iron railing ani aropped. He shot down-
ward I at the inner windows of the
Masonic Tempie. offices with such. veto -
city that, eersons evlio haw him from
the moment he vaulted over the rail
on the sixteenth floor, until his body
struck the inarhle stairway •did not
suspeet that i t was a human body.
His tali mai; uncheeked forthirteen
floors, Right off the rotunda on each
side of the building the stairway es -
maids to the fourth floor, Between the
floor thie,re is an inte.ratediate
a marble slab about six feet square.
The body struck the wooden railing o
of the etairii ay first, and then this I -
curiae slab. The railing, although it
is made ,of three-inch oak, was eplia-
terea alne the marble Slab was shat- ,
tered. '11P
Ten yetere ago Greenleaf was a 1,ros-
perChti dry -goods merchant et Colum-
bus, O., and reporteel to be worth 8250,-
000, Re foiled 111'1o/slimes, and five
rears ano he came to Chicago to reek
for it situation as a bookkeeper, Last
spring' he spent a merit)); in jail on the
charge otf embezzling $1,100 from
Dearhorn street etre dealerfor whom
he werked as liookkeeper. Saturda,y he
started out from it 10 -cent lorigiade
house in Ste tie etreet to end. his tom
-
Mem, Greenleaf wee about fotty-tive
years
CORRECTING AN lafPlIESetgle,
leekeole-f undost and the VJs1 turtn
apeeittlix is of no use.
Dottoe--Noneenee. 1 it hp e leeeiti
gola Mine 10 tie) meeical ei ofeteree