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The Goderich Signal-Star, 1974-02-28, Page 204 PAGE 8A— OOER CI a SIGNAL -STAR, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 1974 Born�� acre A Bendi last ewiee • • Bill SMIIEY j , KEEPING' HOUSE pathetic when I got''h`ome at ISN'T THAT HARD D midnight and explained the ' Women; as any matin can tell hour by telling her that I'd had . you,,are a' mixed blessing. And. to go through the usual ex every woman i a' �' ferent mix. chanBe of chewing gum, •. Sonia ate like bker. They inanities and recipes for cheap ,slake your thirst, but make you wine that ,we male curlers have feel a bit, fogey, and you wind to put up -with after each game. up with..a headache. Others are. She was reading a book when,. like an 8 to 1 martini: cold, I' 'came in. Dangerous sign., ' very dry, and they hit you right "Hello, Bill",without' looking up. Icicles. Proffered kiss wires between the eyes. �-• et, Thi is , an interesting offered a forehead. - Then the ' metaphor, but I -'think I'll pur-, , dam broke. a •d sue it some other day: Like. The deluge began as a low, 'en` Women's Lib has crura- penetrating monotone, and ' behind the downstairs toilet and then pall- the toilet -lid " cover down to hide it. The ,Cat did. •I -didn't break that saucer in her favorite, coffee set. The cat did, ; -I didn't put that burnhole in the 'rug. It was the cat. He was smoking a cigarbutt he'd picked up on the street. My wife is the type who has the kitchen fldor so clean you can eat off 'it. So, who wants eat off the kitchen floor? bled,. back into a cringing• soup -1 wilt up into something closely ding -board for `'male egos. akin to a fire siren. g „How can you be so filthy?', This was the theme of the en- for cattle stttt]g-mon-ologt#e; during -which— ° ..�:_,,, your faithful' servant stood •around with' rosebud • mouth 111 dUS#ry here and baby blue eyes agape, an - innocent and a broad. Lloyd McLeod, Manager, Now look. There wasn't a 'General Beef Department, - o line good Don't ,hold your breath waiting Anyway, there' I. was, living the happy, blissfully peaceful, `sordid life of a guy who is bat- ching it. Newspapers all over the floor, ash -trays looking like Mount Vesuvius, dishes in the ”. sink piled so high I couldn't see the taps. Cosy, like.. 'My wife seemed to ,be so .fascinated by her grandson that I thought this' idyllic existence might go on for months. I'd make a duty call every second - night or so, and as a. matter of ,course, ask her if she missed ,me. "No'.;, she'd reply cheer- fully. heer- fully. , One night, I got carried away, = and, told her - -that missed 'her, Ah, fatal error: "ypu do?", she, chirruped. , "Yeah. Well, you know. It's dirty dish in sight. (though she, Canada Packers Limited, -'said did find some •in 'the cellar- today that Jthe outlook for way.)' I'd run the carpet southwestern Ontario's' 'cattle sweeper .over a.couple of 'dirty- industry appears very - grey spots on the rug. I. have favourable. He was speaking no sense of smell, so how could recently to the • Middlesex I know. that the „whole joint „County .Beef Imp.rov ment'' • smellell like a cat -house? I Association. in Parkhill. hadn't made the bed for three He pointed out that eastern weeks,' but, hell, we changed Canada, •,tx,hich includes the• our sheets only once a month in Maritimes, .Quebec and Ontario prison'•,camp. So, O.K., _her has .73 percent of Canada's' plants were dead, but who can population but produces. only • think of watering plants when . 3g' percent of- the total his 'mind is • filled with the Canadian_beefsupply. Ship anguish of the human race and rnents from 'western Canada and imports from the United States make up the balance. These figures indicate great potential for -local: producers, . assuming competitive prices. • Mr.Me"Leod said that com- petitive prices- are a good, , possibility since southwestern. Ontario has good gra*j land, favourable climate, excellent, feed- supplies = particularly corn, and a large consuming market in. Toronto. not the same without you" whether dr not 'the_ _Leafs\ are thinking of the facts: a pile of going to make°the ptavoffs? ` soiled socks; down to my last What am I supposed. to do, shirt,- the.. one with the just because her feet go peekaboo look where the seams "Squish, squish"," when she ,are ripped;' nothing -but TV .(ec.- walks around the kitchen floor? . cech!) dinners for the last four It never -bothered me. • I wore days. my toe -rubbers. .' She took another, romantic- , Dust? What dust? As' she ,meaning, •and°`'it- didn'-t help writes her name on the coffee when I added, .in jest, "Yep, table. and I'm sick of that big, strap- Beer bottles? What beer bot - ping blonde 1 had to hire to do tles? They're alldown the the housework..; Maybe she's "only28, but I thirik•that bosom of hers ispractically obscene. She should be in burlesque." -My wife was- home' 'on the _next bus. It didn't seem to help her normally, furious disposition that: :I was out curling 'when she arrived. Site - was completely 'unsym- cellar except those three on the A bombscare. last- Frida 5 at the twu piaiits of Rentiik l#o11�e Systems Ltd. ,of •Henaall sent about 30Q employees home for half-day holida,yE • Exeter • detachment of the OPP said that an unknown per- son phoned the plant's switch- board on 'Friday afternoon about 12420 p.m. and told, then' there was a bomb hidden in -one of the plants, which' •manufac- ture motor homes, trailers and mobile 'homes. - Police, from the OPP sear- ched the plants but could find no bomb. The incident is still •under investigation. • Andy Imanse, plant manager, said the scare was„a serious- matter as it meant a, complete production shutdown and the loss of thousands of dollars, both to the company and the employees. He said • that from the rn- moent the threat was phoned in,,they viewed it as a hoaxbut had no choice but to think of the employees' safety and evacuate the 'plant. Last week, -74 employees who• were laid off after Christmas were brought back to work -to bring the plant 'back to, full production. • He also said that, based ort' ' counter, " past performance, Ontario's I was pretty hurt and disap- beef producers are,'capable of pointed; ,I can tell you. I had , meeting • the chalinge. ;The sweated, and slaver, arid torn• , Province's population•"in the my gut out for at least, twenty, h, past'ten years has grown: at the minutes, sprucing up the place rate of 2 percent'per Year, and so she wouldn't have a mobs to Ontario farmers have•increased Paper Leaf forward Lloyd Lounsbury Is -caught in an all too familiar pose. during- Sunday , afternoon's benefit hockey game between the CKNX Try .Hards and the Signal -Stare Paper Leafs. CKNX took home the coveted Silver Tissue Award bat work is already underway on organization of a PP report busy_ week `O'fficers -.of "the G'oderich Detachment of the Ontario Provincial Police investigated,, eight motor vehicle 'accidents' during the past Week involving seven cases, of property damage and injury .to one person:• During a total of 800 duty hours the officers patrolled 8,429 . miles of highways and ,'other roams laying 29 charges, •22 under the Highway Traffic Act and seven under.the. Liquor Control Act,' .and issued eight' warnings. '•'. ' y • There were no reported -thefts, -break ''artd`" ' enters or disturbances but the detach relent ''answered 10 requests for assistance, conducted four prisoner escorts and in Provin-. tial Court, Criminal Division,. at Goderich registered 30 con- victions under the H.T.A. and; come home to production of beef 2.6'percent • ,20 under the L.C.A. I didn't make that mess . Detachment Information Of- a annually, . return match in Wingham where the. Paper°Leafs bvow they L. will bring the troPhy home. Signal -Star coach Ed Byrski is -reviewing film of • last Sun ay's _game in an effort to.iron out problems 'which frequent4r led to situations like the one shown here. (staff photo) 'Ref- E:W'. •Mou1ton ' notes -.that.. following the ..car 'ahead to) . closely can make one the 'cause' of a reMr end cn.l1liGitin. ' G .�. CALL Helen ,Videan i?esitlent: . . 524-9659 '•••1- CALL ' Beryl Harper Publicity . 524.-7642 ew Memberships NowAvuiIabIe ODER,ICH ARDEN CL ,44 WELCOME SERVICE would like to CaII you with. ."housewarming gift$" and in- formation about your new location. TheAHostess will be glad to.arrange your subscrip- tion to the Signal -Star Call.her 't . 524-6051 CALL Susan 'Gower Treasurer - • 524-7825 .. GALL Jean. 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