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The Exeter Advocate, 1893-11-9, Page 7AMATEUR MID READING, Stattling Results Obtained, But No Explanation Forthcoming. BOW YOU MAY TRY T. Noe Always inusereirer Pressure-letizeled eptalce-leamietie ennueleceennheeneg an linipuiee-can You Expiate It 2, MARI, ¥ everyboay ilium to be puzzled, ,speolally by the maul- nobs/atone of tieerningly ecoulb powers which hot° thus far awhile tolentiee analysis and whfott the average Judi- videal is content to re- gerd as thisage which no ieliew can underetand. Nearly eeerybody is more or less; familiar with the pbonomene of mind reading, thought treneference or. telepathy, As it varieuely celled, eithez, threugh wit- maselnag public exeleitions or reading about them. Buts comparatively few persona who Alava indulged is baffling oriental -Am con - zeroing them are aware tbat they them- helvese in bite privacy of their own fondly ;Omits, or in the presence of friends and eaquaintlimees, eOui oUoit eimilar phenomena, 'nob by nay means Se Ctortling always as those eeeo at %Oat may be celled profes- .ainsal performances, lent) for all that met as mereberious when it comes to setisfeeterily amounting for thetn. Indeed, one might y that tbey sea Oren More Bo when One altreltddlnis that the couditions may be made even as prechicie the poesibility of fraud ancl colitetion, which is the explonatiOn then the magpie° mewls jamps at. Nearly all of us peones In an attenaated diegree, but ponibly surioeptible of cultiva- tion, the paner of mindreading or of torproting and obeying the unspoken thoughts and commands of inhere. HOW TO TRY IT. Hero hi• the proof a it, which nearly every reader has it in his power to teeb for hientele Let our or five or dozen people got together in a room, lend after ',Unafraid - beg foe al their number and placing him weere he cannot overhear the conversation, hide amine email article -a iiandkerchief will serve as well as emything elee-aud agree &moms themselvea that bhey wiU ooncen. teats *or inoxigleis en the deeire that the aubjeet selected for the test obeli find the object. Thenwhen the blhidfolded individual is brought into the room age= and spun around two or three Anne, nail in totes whets eallors call his bearings, .they should gather in a circle around him and bauchlog his wind with the tips ef their Hagen will him with all their might to do wiaab they want to do. kle en nie part eahould ennui' hiroseli to a condition of oyetetlike pestivity, both &ideally and nun:tally, and yield to the slighteet impulse that he feels. limier these cireumsteenee and condi- tions, provided whet may be celled the operatere refrain from levity aed preoerve • ..,ierinistrte silence, and really bring their will ,new,er to bear tad the au -spot, he will, as a znne-the exceptions to whtch en my experi- ence ere not more than one in five -go te the abject bidder, movieg sometimes each- •wara all the way to srr,ve at It. AN INDEFINABLE INFLUENCE. Breen pert -ores are much mere :susceptible to nee iedefineble Lefler -nee then oeeere. Who they are can be reecertained only by experiment. I hacre tieen the tett macceed eganny well with boye and girls, men and wome:o. 11 enceeede with me, and my hair le beginning to gray alarmfggiy taste have emotion ef the tel.:Nemo as indefina. ble, becteete I have never been able to make It clear to enynedy else who hasn't experi- enced it jest *hat t ie like. Nor have I zoos nen budy elm who has felt it and obeyed it who is able to do It le it very. slight. The slightest effort at esithisseetion suffices to ovetcome it. If neyeedy euemite to the tent who does nob impose upon himself the condition of peseivity, and with whom bee with that it may fait is father to the theegot, failure Will Sit/neat liner:habil be the result,. But with such a perms, if he have a tided open le oreavietion, hie own obeervatien of the entente el the experiments upon =hire meet eareinee iihn that there la ierimething fe nete exercising their will power on the imbject, who are in etintaeb with hion stheishl, ofcourse tefreen from munching any preset-1re wile:their hand. Teem I run foul of the explatietion eo appeeenely obvious and conch:wive that it rouses erica to everybody who reeds there- to set, AA the operators push, perhaps un- onetnionety, the badividnee wean teicy are tenting to obey their unepthen thought, eon thet the impuirie to whieh he yielde is ahreply tatuceolon preesure. Try it for youreelf arid see if ib he If tea imiennabie oomethiog thab impels you to move is muscular pressure ib daimon feel hte like it, MOT ALWAYS MUSCULAR PRESSURE, • eetie el course if the test weal) ne further than to aituse a biindfolded itd vidual to licorft in the dirtionoti of a hidden objet, while terns or fear people hed their hands tepou him, the rauscuier pieesute theory would he regarderi as all-eufficiian In hts neeneicel age arid generation. Bub persons are not infrighentty met nisei eo susceptible te thin comhinsition will.power kfluenoe thee they on feel it and yield to lb without ezy phyeleal oentisot. .13eie hose examine a this thee calve under obserratien wee afforded by a very clever young man of a epeulative turn of mend who had gob the uniminelously exer- wheel enueorder presenee theory deem te flue ;best he proloreed to be able be find in its au entgetniation of Siehoper feats, and to be We theives, to dtiplicete oar& of thorn hirneelf. euighed toon the idea that there wao anything not auseepterne of the eitelest and smote irretisparents explanation in suoh teats ne1 ilOre refetred to *hove. Be wantisci ib trine en himeele Re moved very 3•esuial:vi eowara the object ;selected for him to tired, bliedfolded though be was and nee senowiter where it had beers biddeo. Bee teleitsougo we tried very herd net to pub inat, ionate in he veao very Certain thee we semen .imve ti000neciously poehed him, and Winntaemiconenottily teopoeded to the iiiiestiese that wee the only way it •nnol4 be expleined aTIZZIAD THE SCEPTICS. • The hoe the& he oeernett to yield ao tenthly to the ludueoce, whatever it snight, staggeseed in nee tbe ides ot tredng to ieset tem to move to the hidden otjeot oropsintio to the exercise, of• our tomb/nod will pewees without any physliiel canasta; weiteheven . Aomeorliogly he wao biardloleled again and led forth font tee room, and *hoe we hed bailees the otleot again he who hronght loaok to the room end berried, aftiend thine Mbar lemon wadi he didei't knots/ fil What direction the door or the window lay, aid iiheel we eat around on 'cholas-others; were <Min three of tohnitud jest willed him at bard ae we could be go to tbehiddeo objaate Be did ib almost at expedittously its when We bad oar heads upon hie eyelet Bub be thoughb the might be the reoulb of a iner0 coincidence Or eceident, and so the expeviinent wall repeated. spin and yet a third time with equel isuceees. Then he eolinewledged that although the naltieular preesure theory might) fit Beale ogee It didan fib his own. I haven'e yet heard that he has soived the mystery. A SPIItITUALIST'S Tlizonv. don't; pretend to offer wig oxplanetion of it myself. It I did it le rnere then likely that tome profeseor of somethieg er other with a loam string tagged en to hie name would Ms once proem* to demenetrate titan) I was en unmitigated ten. A spirituttliat to ;Orem I related the above incident entitled benignly and wild teat it was en ne Plata al daylight to him, Thought; itirelf he had discoveeed WSW a ;rubble tome. And es tee magnet aoughtthepele 00 did the emanonione ef one or niers minds seek to impinge them - en the mind to which ;ley were direoted, whether 'Token or not. And when iamb individual's mind wao In a planar° Or receptive &tate and net throwing out counter current of thought they could be actually felt "It wetted jusb like this," he continued. "When eon sat aroued the PlAjeet 0 Year experinieno and willed him to de something Bowel magnetic currents which, had your vision been refined eneugh, would have been vhsible to you, leaped from you to him and beat) upon bib mental battery, BQ to epeak, which, being in &negative orraoeptive state, recorded the message in the shape of an im- pule* be do the thing that he was demised to 410. IMPORTANT, IF moo. "You don't; know it," he added, "bub you have etumbled on the key whioh nu - Make the myeteries of opirituedism. You have aeon evidence that mind can influence mind without the aid of epeeoh, or sigma, or physical ociataot. Wria should net a dis- embodied mind, that part et a man which enrviveri after death, with all ies attributles quickened and strengthened, influence an embedied mind in the same way? As a matter of fact, • each iefluence Le exeroiseid oonbinually to an extent that hardly anybody dream, of. There lives no man whe oherlehee Aspirations for a better life who will nob admit, if he be honest with himself, that he has at thaw experienoed &laugher and impulses which did neb originate with him -which COMO from some ostler source. The trouble is that pereens seldom pub themselves in a 'state which rendere Chem susceptible to thane spiritual 'anaemia. Oiten and -often they seek admieeion and find the gatee barred againse them. If, when people are beset wit& doubles and deffioulties -and the petit before them scorns dark and gloomy, they would quell the bitter and rebellieue thoughts that surge up within thew, and with an e,spirabion for guidance in their hearta fold ineir hands and pensively await the montage of comforb and help it would be berm) lo upon them like a grease awaken- ing light. And the cares that infest the day Shall fold their tents like ithe Arabs And as silently steal away.' NAM= OunnENTs AND CONDUCTORS. " There is no denying that all theteenntie very pretty," I said, "but to get each to thiege plan to the ordinary understanding, why is it that in the great majority of these mind-reading experiments it ia necessary that the bander ef the operatore should touch the pereeis on wham they aro exer- cising their will power." " The meson is self-evidente" he replied. "It is to eupply a coedaoter, or rather con- ductors for the magnetic current& When the currents are abrong and the subject) ih peculiarly sensitive to such influences ne tionductore are necemsary." "Wtiy is it unmesary that the subjects ahould be blinded?" "Simply that they may better islint out exeernal infirienoeS and reduce themselves to a passive suite." These theeriee I give for what they are worth, and I denn oars how ninth the pro. femora may demonstrate that toy spiritual. lob friend is an ass. He is used to it and cen stand it. liana To EXPLAIN THIS. The unoontoiously .exercised murenlar pressure theory will not account for ell the retinae achieved, even where there le aoteal physical contemb between the subject ad the operators. This was strikingly illesi trated in one came which came wider my obeervatioo. In order to convince te very soeptical ed sea oaptaln that • there was " eel:molting in it," his AVM daughter, a gni of about 18, was chosen for the test be proved each an excellent sabjeob thee it was egreed, in order bo ascertain how far see might be made responsive te our unspoken • thoughts, thab we would will her, in bins usual way, to go to a' photograph which We .had hidden in a corner of the roma-lb hap. Freed to be that of her mother, who wee • dead -pick it up and ides lb. Although our hands wet° upon her it wail obviously .irn- possible to Convey such ideals by mere unoon- eciously exeroieed muscular premiere. • With her eyes blindfolded she went to the photegreph almost in a bee hue. Aka a puma sue siretohed forth her hand and picked it up.. 01 course to her teach is was a mere pieoe of cardboard. Then cause an- other pewee, while we were, of course, all met:tally ordering her to raise lb to her lips and kin ib. °REPRO THE vermin. "Wa reallytoo ensued," she said, with a smile rippling acress he fine. " You promised' to obey whatever im- plies you Min" she wars bold. -" Well," he replied, I feel an impulse to kiwi this thing, and do . And she did. Then other experimente were tried with ber--sueh as willing her to go to the piano mid playa certain time with . whioh the wee familiar -and they were all equally, suseestful. I. have little doubb that the influence exercised is teentiwhe,t eindiar to that which- tbe tnesmerieb eareroless over hie euirjectre although in these experiments the subjoin le nob reduced to it cohdition of ritcomenon8. nese to all impreesions etosple thee° *bleb are 'conveyed . by ' the snesnierist. In one • intitabee, though, the glrl with whom' we were .experiteenting did lapoe into a meemetio or hypnotic state, and a deuce,. of 'A Arne yre had getting her out of it, for she irtiaginedthat the was hoitileg a renivetstie thin with her deed mother and f1id&t' want to have in erib eherb, 'But that Was the only experiment, of the many in 'whioh I hew) pertiolpeted that turned out tiuhi way. /Waking it Clear. diatet knew that you and Miro Feethereray Were So Well AO- quainted, Nina -Oh, yea; we aro diotan fey related, Livingotoo-How ? Nine.---VVe are both dieters to the senie young Maxi. Somethieg a Week, mon can break more tardily thee; a ettong itianeea premise). Military Exisminet-Whae Muni; A min he to be burled wit& Military Mania t eetuit -Dead, sem GETTING OM' Oil IT. Witheruyafaintaino nie Dty °recto 11 0 rOffeN. Mrs. Witherby-Oh, loolt ont, do You are putting that mucilage brush the ink bottle. Witherby (jelebing jt in) -4e11, Wh Of it? Mrs. Witherby-Therei 3f that Isla just like a man. So obstinate'. Y Wouldn't admit you're Wrong. I shoo think you would be ashen:led to gi 'Way eo to your feelings. Witherby--Wroeg! Obstinate! (3a bing it in again.) What do you mea guess I can put a mucilage brush in inkwell if I want to. Mr. Witherby-Of coarse, but ho foolish! I should think you would he more self control. I never :saw snob matt! Witherby (gaining tiniM-Didn't, e Uniph. You don't know what you az talking about. How do you lhaow Lou what I wanted that mucilage brush i that inkstand? Mr. Witherby-How absurd! Wha could you possibly want it there for? Witherby (sarcasticaliy)--Well, it barely possible that I put it there on pu pose. Of course, being a woman, sue a thing would never occur to you, bit as 1 am only a common, ordinary tne. I suppose I shall have to go into detail I believe you painted two pieces of chia the other day, didn't you? And I els( believe, madam, that you requested in to pack them in a plain soapboz an Send them to your uncle in Chicago. in Mre. Witherby-yes. I supposed y had forgotten all about it. Witherby-Certainly you did. It take a woman to go on a supposition lik that. The fact that I Was never know to forget anything in my life counts a nothing. You jumped at the conclusio that I formit It is, however, of ao con sequence that I am continually mism- judged. I am used. to it. Now, adam I presume you are aware that if that bo ever reaches youruncle it must he prop- erly addressed. Mrs. Witherby-Of course. Witherby-Preoisely. And I presurn. you ettay be aware that writing the ad dress on a card and tacking the said card on the box is a very unsa,fe. unbusiness like method. e Mrs. Witherby-I don't know as 1 bad thought about it. Witherby-Certainlynot. I have been thinking for you for the last 20 years and it would be strange if you should begin now. Well, naadam, te proceed, what is the most natural, feasible, sim- ple method to get that box addressed? Why, with a brush and a little ink, isn't it? Mrs. Witherby-But, ray dear, I could have got you another brush. 1— Witherby-Certainly you could. I was aware of that. But in your simple, guileless, woman's way you are of course not supposed to know of the chemical value of the admixture of mucilage and ink for marking purposes. You are not aware madam, that ordinary ink ap- plled With an ordinary brush veill run into wood. I am not surprised that you do not know that it little mucilage tight- ly administered is the exact thing topree vent this. Mrs. Witherby--Well, it may be all right, but it Certainly did look funny. Witherby-Of course It looked funny. Every woman sees things in a funny light at ram intervals, even if they haven't a sense of humor. Now, if you will get that soapbox I will fix it up. Mrs. Witherby-Well, of comae, dar- ling, if that was your idea, why, all right. I'll fetch it right up. (Leaves the room.) Witherby (wiping his brow)-Phewl That was a narrow escape. I wonder what I tould have doneif it hadn't been for that box? Mrs. Witherby (after the box) -Axid he thinks I believe himt-New York Pram nits art in at 't e91*14 ve ^a? an %'Oe a h? . Keeping et Dark. -Truth, The sagacious Porter. Palace Car Porter (out west) --Don' gab me no fee, salt, till we gets to de Mid oh de trip. passenger -Very well. Just as yet prefer, Porter -Yes, sah. Vol see, dese train . robbers always goes fer me lust, an ef 1 ain't got mina dey say de paesengerit ain't got nun an goeti o. -New *York Weekly. The Correct Thing. "Now I'll gine ye a /nate for the btiSi• nese yergoin inter," said the old thief to the young one. Young Thief -Well, what is it?' Old Thief -Take things enty.-Tit- 13its. OVER A DM 1 TITE TRICOLOR GIRL Kb Salina 'Wouldn't Believe laimell , ab They Parted Formren. "Did any of you ever see One Of these Fettle° bland dogs?"' queried the man Wale the mutton einne Whiskers ail wellni hilted toreiern NObody had, eco he pulled down We vest and continueat nenned one °ace, an4 man's olleolt for $0,000 would buy' him. Jay Gould offered me tam* in gold for hien, belt we'ved the little Millionaire away." "Must hare been a wonderful dog,". 'mid the baldheaded man. "Of course he was. In fact, be was too wonderful. It was just like owoing an intelligent boy. used to be almost ashamed to look him in the face. In 20 days after I got him he could read as vvell as the average boy of 6." "Bosh!" shouted the baldheaded man. "Gentlemen, I'm not stuarma you. 1 tell you that dog could not only read a newspaper, but after he got the bang of our confounded English language ivae a positive treat to eit down and convers# with him, He picked up the political situation in no time at all, and was Ont - of the strongest supporters Grant had One of the best political speeches even heard was made by that dog." "I don't believe a veord of HI" bluntly excIairaed the baldheaded roam as he got red in the face. "Did you ever see a Feejee dog?" de. mended the mai with the whiskers. "Never visited the islands?" "No," • . "Never talked with any one who had?" sez,a0,” "And yet you call rue a liar! Sir, I in upon,an apology!" "You won't get one from met" "Then, sir, I will tell you what that dog once said about baldheaded men in general. Relied been reading then -lone ' l ing paper, when he suddenly heaved a sigh and turned to me with, 'General, if you ever raeet a baldheaded man with a. wart on his chin, and two moles on his neck, and eyes the color of buttermilk. and ears as big' "-- inlet]. lick you inside of a nitwit!" roared the baldheaded man as be sprang up and made ready. We pulled them apart and kept them away from each other until they cooled down, but they could never be friends again in this deceitful world, never! neveri-Detrott Free Press. Defined. "Tommy, "Tommy, what is the feminne of duke?" "Duchess." "And what is the feminine of lord?' "Goddess." -Life. Re Left It to Her. A landlord recently met a surprise in a guest who had come down from. the country with his wife for a short pleas- ure trip and had been assigned to one of the best rooms in the house. During their first night at the hotel their neigh- bors were kept awake by a fearful "row" between the new arrivals. It raged long and loud, and it was evident that the husband had forgotten Bulwer and fine sentiment and had laid his hands on his wife not in the way of kind- ness. The whole hotel was scandalized, and when the couple appeared in the Morning, the lady with a widespread black eye and other marks of conjugal attentions the proprietor told them they nrust leave. "Oh, come now, landlord, you don't mean that. We like your house, we like our rooms, and we don't want to go." "But I can't hare you whipping your wife here. Every guest will leave. I won't have such things in my house," persisted the bordface, regarding with indignant pity the lady's bruised face and half closed eye. "Come now, landlord, seems to me you're a little hasty. We had a little disturbance last night, but that doesn't °cater every night. It might not happen again in a week -in a month maybe," expostulated the guest appealingly. Then turning on his wife's battered countenance a look full of tonal:lei:ice in her support, "Might it, Sally?" -San Francisco Reporter, rte Might. Mr. Archly -Here is a problem! What shall I do about your bills? Yon extrav- agant wives are sponges. Mrs. Archly -Did you say sponges, my dear? i Mr. Archly -Yes, spongete Don't yint absorb all that we have? Mrs. Archly -You Might get it back, you know. Mr. Archly -Get it backt How? Mrs. Archly-, Viten, sine we are sponges, John, you might -don't you odd You might ;squeeze ne, jehti.-To- ronto Mail. Its Advantage. "The great advantage a prize fight hoe (Wer a yacht race," said Thiele Allea Spathes, Who was in le eollective mood, "is that there is hever a lack of wind to make IL go." -Chicago Tribune, l'reof of it. "I alveaye knew ke was too timid to propose." "But he married a short time ago." "Yes, but he inarrien a widow." - We. Wining to Please. Tourist (in Ireland) -I should like it room with an hem bedstead. Hotel Proprietor -Son, 01 haven't an Iron bedstead in the telace--theyno all Etat Wood, But you'll foind the Imathress hoice and hard, sorr. -Tit-Bite, A Great Animal. A colored man was braggiug about him horse, "Why, bless you, man," he said, "dat ar hos kin kick yo' collar button off widont ebber tichin yo' heal" - Youth's Companion. lot:pensive Knowledge, o'Do you blow much about that horse yent bottght front the deacon?' "I linote More abelit the deacon than 1 ' didema-Life, # '..,t-==itasago Tbe big "linen' woe slowly baekitig her berth in the Nati). rieer. The steaMer's decks were thronged with xattraing tour - lets, most of whom were peering eagerly at the erowds of waiting relatives and friende oi the wharf. "There's clear old dub" cried a pretty girl to her mother, and both waved their hande to "Had," who responded delighted "There's *Toe," vvitispered a happy look- ing girl to be aunt, elIe looles handseener than ever. See, there he is, standing over there by that poet." Perhaps the prettiest girl on the aeaneer was one who stood All by herself. Sbe bad shovvo such a retiring disposition during the whole of the trip over that but few of the passengers knew her name. By most she was called "the tricolor girl." eliat she was French and a Parisian was unques- tionable. She possessed that nattiness, that "chic," which other than Parisian women raay imitate, but cannot acqaire. The name of "the tricolor girl" had been given to her because she invariably wore at her throata dainty bow of tricolored ribbon. Iler name, which few kativv, was Marie St. P' She, too, was gazing at the pier in hope of seeing one perticular and fatal' face. Marie had journeyed to the u world to meet and raarry her lover, Al. P Grochette, Upon the death or her pare she had found herself so poet^ that in in ing the journey she was compelled to what no raodest French, girl cares to d travel alone, A newcoener began to edge his w through the crowd, and as Marie caug sight of laim her eyes brightened and th moistened. It was Paul, looking as perf and flawless as ever, Marie had not se him for two years, but in that time Pa had not changed an iota. .After the inevitable telegraphy in love handkerchief code,botb lovers waited ine tientln for the drawing aboard of the ga plank. Almost the first one to go asho was Marie, who ran down the gang pla and rushed plump into her lover's arm Their first salutations over, he conduct her to his mother, who was waiting atso distance up the pier. t Every one who saw the lovers envi them their happiness. Two men in the a miring throng happened to lee detectiv who had come down to the pier in answ to a message from quarantine to the effe that in the trip over Mrs. Heide -Stanley New York had been robbed of some 60, francs in French. bank notes of large d nomination. The trunks were brought ashore, an three customs inspectors gave their att tion to the trunks in turn. The detectiv closely watched the work of the inspect° "This may interest you," said one of th nstoms men in an undertone, handing ne of the detectives a 1,000 franc note. The detective glanced at the note an en said sharply: "I should say so. This has the number f one of the bills reported stolen. Who wns this trunk?" The inspector pointed to the "tricolor ri," whowas conversing animatedly with er fiance and his mamma. The detective epped up to her and said: "Beg pardon, miss, but where *did you et this note?" Marie couldn't speak English, and Paul ted as interpreter. Through him she re- eated that she received it from a certain anker in Paris the day before starting. he detective was professionally skeptical, d the upshot of it was that the detective e "tricolor girl," fiance and mamma all eat to police headquarters In a cab. Mrs ope-Stanley came later in the day and ositively identified the note by its number. Paul, who felt the disgrace and annoy. ca of it all as keenly as did the dainty ricolor girl" herself, wandered distinct- ly about the corridors of police head - afters. Finally he decided to confidehis oubles to two of the police reporters, who oked jolly, and who raight possibly be ympathatic. They were. "Why," said one of them, "get the police cable the banker in Paris, asking him if remembers the number of the1.000 fr•anc te he gavel:111e. St, Pierre." Paul wrung their hands gratefully anti ndered why he had not thought of this urge before. He carried the idea out at ce. Before the day was over an answer - g cablegram came, giving the number of e identical 1,000 franc note found in Mlle. Pierre's trunk. 'Then she can't have stolen it," decided police. Ms. Hope-Staaaleywas sentfor again, and n the fact came out that she had mis- enly given a wrong nundher. It was only the difference. between it '4' d a " she said apologetically. slight difference perhaps, but it bad en the cause of a deep humiliation to the color girl." Marie was now released with deep apolo- and went to Paul's home. The lovers O happy again and have been happy r since, but they can never forget the pid mistake of anotherthat caused such unpleasant American reception for the color girl." -Exchange. terneeoulTrz mala vreP 114 :Of Qatolli: xPniewiroevan'seGe:ear,esIdela Morlicallaiscovery, britataliteomfori yofouinwilionsuanTdtiboutibi tee guaranteed bavezet delayed tem long, it will /certalt won't cum% InVni"lgnurlse-hnothint;n3cauch.ne het it will meths diseased ones sioued heath', when everything else has tailed. ' The Pendulous affection of the lungs thane caused Consumption, like every other form. Screfina, and every bloodneint antl dis- order, yields to the 04 Discovery." It it the Most effectiye blood -cleanser, sheangth-re- starer, and fiestebeileer that's kreiwn to med- ical scrence. In all Bronchial, Throat, and Lung Affections, 11 10 ever fans to bootie or cure, you have year raoney bath. A perfect and pennanent cure for your Catarrh -or OW In cash. This is promised ny the proprietors of Dr, Sage's Catarrh namedy. rOlatin KATE. Alum lit the Court or Honor at the Groat World's Fair. the On Sunday night, Oat. Soh, I stood alone lax in the Court of Honor ot the Columbian eet Exposition. Though 88,000 pereons had ttLtI palred the turnstiles during the day, I was nts Bete speotater of a marvellous scene thoti an* Lein never he forgotten. Eastward ehim- do roared Lake allohigna beside which orate 0- the grsceful aliment) of the Peristyle ; wad- e -ore, a quarter of e mile away, loomed the ay Adminictration Building, ablaze with light, lit us dome lot kleg like the jewelled crown en of a colossal king. Between these two eot architectural inepiratiorie rippled the en waters ef that exquisite lagoon which ul raakee the expiation of 1898 unique in the weld's history ; north stood the Pr:: sgzaidtingex; pabqedidoflay the sb Mdandiu cafatecdturtoes ng , elecbrioity ; southward, Machinery Ball re • and the Agricultural Building filled nk in the ling etretch and oempleted such a s. court as rowed eye it ever before gazed upon. ed Enotric l'ghts outlined all these wondrous me ' aruotures bnd told a story in fire thennever 1 can be told in icor& The great geld ed statue of the Republic seemed to rise from the water and extend her arms in benedio- es , -non avhee Deena leolted deven from the er I Agriculture) Build ng Be though she would et clasp hands with tee Genius of the Court. of ; Stare were zny sole companions. Chicago 000 tbab right barbered two million souls half ei of where were bent upon atanding where I then stood a few houre /liter. Why MINI alone in peeing tribute to a silent beauty thab a few wedge hence Will live only in memory ? Why was I alone in thanking God for this menifeetation ef the divinity of humanity ? The solitude was all the more =earthly for being. se brilliantly illuminated. All thio for Viejo,- ene small weman 1 I tulabed my eyes and peered into the piglet ; solitary Columbian guard brought me to my senses. Aladdin hail not leaned me his lamp. The mid -autumn dream which no pest dare set to verse, its own rhytbm transcending language, was a great palpitatieg feta, a vision ef all the counties grouped on the salience of Lake Michigan to teach the New World reverence for the ideal. A weaterly veind blew dust in my eyes and made me ahem Hew miserable the limitations of mortality I had deter- mined to pass the night with Diana and the Republic. I longed to see the ooze rise above rake Milken and kiss the Genius of the Cower of Hon3r on the morning ef all mornings of the fair. That shiver warned. me ef pneumonia, and like the poor bit of humanity thet am, I clambered up the steps of the elevated railway station and went home to elan in bed. Thue does prose kill poetry. -Kate eze es, rs. to th gi st ao an th 13 an "t ed qu tr lo a to he no Wo co on in th Bt. Ole Ole tak an A be "tri gies Wer eve stu an "tri Stilling the Wild Waves. A German physician has been making a series of experiments to test -the compara- tive value of different kinds of oil for the purpose of stilling the waters. He declares that petroleum. or paraffin is of no use whatever end oline oil of little value. On Ole other hand he says that rapeseed oil and oil of turpentine have considerable ef- fect, but the most effective of all oils is train oil. Not satisfied with these experi- ments, he then set to work with other fetty materials and reports that he found a solu- tion of soap to be far superior as a wave stiller to any kind ok oil. He says that only a very Celia solution of soap is re- quired, about one part of soap to a then - sand parts of water. The Final Smashup. Dr. 3. T. 13oyd of Indianapolis has added his voice to that of Lieutenant Totten and declares that the end of the world is at hand. Te supporb of his theory, he says that the British Chronological society, cone, posed of noted scientific men, has arrived at the same conclusions as those reached by faeutent Totteo end hitoself, and that all prophecy pointe to 1899 as the date of final smashup. Brad Some Show. 1ounder-1 Ma $1,000 yesterday at the races. Horse broke down at the post Sounder -That's nothihg. I had my socket picked this waning of ee,500 and basest the thief for half an hour withoub hitching him. Itbunder-Well, you are better off than am. You got a run for your money. -Life. A Varrow Escape. o I First Little Girl (whispering) -Seo that man!' He's a philanthropist, Second Little Girl-Whatis that? First Little Giri-I don't know,brit beerd manama say that'e evhat he is.'Don't let hire See usi latebby he eats folits.-e Iced Nese& Healthy Versus Morbid Views. She -I often wonder whether if I'd been poor you would have fallen in love with toe. He -How morbid you are 1 Whab mat - tem it ? You are rich and I am your fiancee. She -What matters 10 Why, a grea deal It's Ole. Will yeti love me shen Ole meney's gone ? He-Nonseese1 Yen knew we caret touch the principal. They May Now Become Old Maids. It bas been the law in Japan tint if a weraali wao not married at a certain age the anal:mina picked out a man and compelled him to marry her Tim Mikado hae just abolished this rule. Henceforth, :Japanese women may enjoy the privilege el old mei dos hoe d. Whether they will or not in another question. hy Net Now? The wife (gobbiog)-You're or-ruel to make five of this hat. I bad one like 10 before we were marrii d and you said it was alovely. The husband -In those days I didn't) look at the hate but what was under it Australia, with an area of 2,946,798 square miles, is the greatest island in the world. alallaNaaoaiateaa•aasmsaaeswo:aaaakemsir.raicca, CA RTE R'S ITTLE OVER PILLS. E Sick Headache awl rel.eve an the troubles Mei. dent to a banes state 0 tare system, such ati DiazioesS, *Ames. Drowshiess, Distress after eating, Pain In the Side, .'e. While their most remarkable success has been showia in curing SI K Masao, yet 00Ties!s mann invert Pries are equally vehialee in ConatiPatiOrA enting and preventing.tbigAnneying eeiriPiaint, while they also correce all (niers of the stomach, stinralate the liver aiiI regulate the bowele. 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