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,g „AL -STAR'; THUMSDAY; JANUARY 21, 1971
Ann 4nndarc
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BY HELEN ALLEN,
fi
. This little charmer is Kim, 18 months old. Of black and
white descent, she is a petite child with lovely dark eyes,
brown tightly -curled hair and golden skin.
Kim is a • healthy, • cheery little girl who is very busy
exploring the small world of her foster home, and aceom-
• plishing new things 'every day. She is beginning to talk and
,she obviously urittersta•nds most of what people say to her.
• Kim• is ,a. 's'ociable child, who enjoyspeople, especially
children,' and is very responsive to attention. a • •
.6 She - needs:,warm, relaxed parents who will enjoy
-mot; lght, busy toddler a1r4wit urrountl' her, with "love and
security. To inquire about adopting Kim please write to
Today's Child, Department of Social and Family Services,
Parliament Buildings," Toronto 182. For general adoption
information, -ask your Children's Aid' Society.
FOR YOUR
- a
RE� INS *
M,
. • - See Qtr..ehone
MLCQLM MATHERS
GE ERAL JNSt*ANCEY'AGENT
46 WES1 •,ST. 524-9442 ,
- No, listening post
DEAR -ANN LANDERS: It is
2:30 in the morning and Lam so
burnerd up I don't know what to
do, so- l',m writing to you to let
off steam: My wife and L.spent
another evening with "The
.Rapp ' w Warriors," a r>pan and
wife team who take great delight
in 'tearing each other to pieces.
Here is }ny, message to thetin•;a a
to, all. married, couples who fight
in front'of•firien'ds:
Dear Kooks:" Please wise up.
Your acquaintances .44 do not
appreciate it when }too use their.
Y
livin(�'i(, toomS gas-. a;.. > el tA'
,lT•'. I ti
under the -gttise-,- of -a- oseeral
evening." Few sights are so
unattractive as a husband and
wife spewing out all the hostility"
and venom they have stored up
for'weeks. Your friends are not
interested in what his mother'
said 40 your- mother or how
Ann Landers, 7 A BARB FROM You .• told the woman she was.
,BARBERTON iniqature or she would not -
DEAR BARB': The heart is tolerate such smothering. • You
indeed between the lungs, but advised her to get professional,
note of the heart extends to the help.
left than to *the riit of the Any idiot can see it's not the
breastbone. Check this outby girl who needs"professional help.,
leaning orwar alt• batf d d taking
'4
InmllnuululUiIIIiliglltllll111tI111plglll IlIII11111H1t1111111pIIIIIil11111�h111
Ile's not a telling- ' whot really hoppened
Mote it's her mother. Auer all, the -gird
Ray Argyle, ,the chap who
sy ndiEates this column, has
prttten for about the fourth
time asking fdr a new picture
of yours truly to head up the `
c'otumn. For various reasons, .
none of theta, worth the
powder, 1 haven't got around
to having my "portrait"
of the • side which' emits the isn't calling ,anybody, . she's taken.
heartbeat" And a - happy St. - merely answering. 'the „•phone: But 1 don't blame him..
Valentine's Day to -YOU. ' please 'print this letter and The" old one does not 'do me
DEAR ANN, LANDERS: change your advice. LAB, Justice. There's scarcely a in
Every•,now and then you. send VEGAS READER :There's 'little suggestion' that.,
• the wrong person to ' theDEAR LAS •..DEGAS': Ting ' 1 rn ray as .art r�ld billy -goat:
need professional help Tie:ileat:lydeetwp
lu', '
as the daughter Wh,o " " enty-fiveinesof years
stferingof
ern ' ;. tai.-
of the bags under My eyes.
today: J'rn beginning. to thing 0, but it
' lir o"ti"gfat"'to go.„i. Eer:io..y' t; otat:-.. o gawa,,, z ??. ' wt.do set• Brit l"rr2^t;?
advice ' to the ” woman whose not, likely t� tie' -receptive to -the there.
mother phones her ten times a idea, but the "writer might. This
day to ask ,what she is doing. is why I gave her that advice. •
—HEALTH & SAFETY' • " -
,
,Mainly for other
4.
many ridiculous luxuries you
bought last month, or how one "YOarol. barb
. of you sided vyith the kids •
against the other, or the , fact "
that he left the party with a sexy
redhead and they sat in the car
for two hours.. We do not care if
he hasn't touched you for. three
Months, nor is it of any interest
• to us, that he has not -paid your
father the $2,000 he has owed
him for three years. We find the
details of your personal life
extremely ;boring, frightfully
-embarrassing, incredibly' crude
and, to say the very least, in
abominable taste:
There_ are dozens o'f
counselors, .psychiatrists , and
'$
clergmen who will be glad to
• listen to you both. And if y„ou
would shut your mouths for a
few minutes, they might even
give you an inklingt as to why
you T are having so.much Trouble
in your marriage: *
Thank you, Ann Landers, for
. allowing us to use your'co'lumn
to express our sentiments. -
"TH E RELUCTANT
WITNESSES
WAR WIT: You •expressed
not onlyYour sentiments but
mine as well,, and I thank you.
'DEAR ANN LANDERS:
Does the whole world belong to
young people? Must everything
be tailored to their needs, their
desires, their whims, and their
fads?
I have - attended three
•weddings in* three months and
have gone home with a blistering
'? 'headache each time.' '. Vhy?�
Because the --music was so loud it -
drove me crazy:.I'had ,to turn off
my 'hearing aid and -even that
didn't solve the problem. If a
person .'' who is deaf gets a
headache, 'what in the- name of
heaven happens to thea,folq with
normal hearing?
' My wife and I. '..received
another Wedding invitation
•' today and I told her • I wasn't
going. ' She saes - we must go
because the. people are long-time
frien,: What is_.._y:'our advice,
=Ann Landers? . •- MY. HEAD
HURTS IN DETRO•I,T,
...DEAR t DE: r Accept the
invitation and wear ear plugs.
It's "'sensible "compromise.
DEAR ' ANN LANDERS:
When .answered the letter
from the man wh.o was
disappointed that So many ,
Americans acted like jerks when
N ,u'i rl'lu'uY4'l4N l4Nu•14'Ix vN- N411411. Nr uN4N4N4rr4r14N4NXNrp
the :�attonal'°"Arithe'"tri "v�aa pl'fi�'�d""
you made' a mistake: You said
the 'heart -is on the -left -sider'T
is a myth r perpetuated by the
Steve Argyle takes this opportunity ,to•th "rk &II,
those with 'whom he, has had the pleasure of:doing
business this past teff years in. Goderich z nd area.
UUith ,this co• mes a cgrdiE:I invitation to vis'•tr him
at'his own ldeatio'n oq,:Colir-a St, in,Bayfield.
Chain saw, lawn mower, --motorcycle, z,nd
recreational vehicles are "still his,specialty.
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GLI AST, - BAYFIELD
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Watch Children During Spring Cleaning
It's spring, and your home probably never had it so•goodr
"'13ut,what about your U;ttle chit- •
dren'while you are bu-.y;, Working,
especially the „nes under' five
years'of age? Are they going t7t
benefit by .. that fresh, newly
scrubbed and painted' home? Or
are they going to be exposed to
harm because a busy adult forgot
to be careful?
Keep your eyes on the 'house-
hold chemicals you are using,
says ,the Council err •-hlnii.y
Health, a iron -profit .rt,:Yniiatilin
sponsored by riit,mb, •, ,,If t
drug indust6. as it public service
. to promote safety i11 t ho h1,me
and family health. ,
Children can 1,0 very quick and
curious. They should not he left
alone even for a minute with
potentially harmful ,ubstances.
When, you ":,t ,finished using
household hclliical.•:', put than
away .imnrecti;ttely, iit°It of sight
.and retch Ili y, u1:;:,tc r,:
Think of all the cltetnic als n.,cd
itt a household today. — i lead he
soaps and detrrtu1.1�r \c a11r,•,nt111-.•
a
IX•oud'XOt•k cic:ii c�<< -liquid lints
paste poi-irirc-
balls ,tnl tlakrs•§' 111 iraectants
and deodorizers. 'tld' solt't't5t
SUc✓,i,as• ttlt•pet:tine•' 1il'1•u5ene and
; gasol111e." '
.During the count of a "•cek, a
-' houses;'ifs+ might, use lye prod-
•
tuts` to E1c:tn'� pltt}tt#ie A_'fi' f'ttrcti,-
ixl:ceticicles 11 td rodenticides, rug
shalllpoos an 1 upholstery clean -
et., and paint solvsp.ts and thin-
Each year finds the list gro�►•-
�11e\t• prodtl.Cts'ltre (IISCOW-•
ct� dto ��iofurbishing the
h,,mv And each yearic„Nt4Atie
Council, mothers have e to ,be just"
that much more careful in shield-
ing small chil•dren.front potenti'a'l—.
poisonings
l-1,owever, 1 ° have a good
reason for -,not having a
picture •fake-tf for a .couple of
weeks, ,at least. l have a black
eye. That is it was black.
Then blue, Then 'purple. It's
now asort of mauve, shading
into yellow. • •
I' haven't had such a dandy
since 1944,, when • some
German guards gave me a
going-over 4 for being
imprudent. That time it was
both '-eyes. In fact, the ifitsv
time I got a look in a mirror
after the beating, I could have
Keen mistaken for a fairly
scruffy rainbow.
There's w. nothing quite so
embarrassing as a black eye.
It arouses the worst •- in
other people.- Loud and 'Near,
"What happened- to , you,
Smiley? Wife beat you up
again?” And so on. ' Those
inane remarks.
To people who ask that, 1
reply tersely, "Yes." They
don't know where to go from
there. •' -
But to those who seem
gerttvinely. concerned, I try to
find' the more exotic
somethingto make
reason,,
them . think I'ma devil of a
fellow
.11010
By Rill Smiley
this one happened doing v punched me in the tuft eye "
the holidays. To the first few with her left fist. Which she
who came sniffing around, would. a lots'of others; Hit
looking for scandal, 1 tried m; -1:
e e on. ,the. rear-view
this gambit "Do you realize mirror when I collided with a
that the cork from a
champagne bottle, can • snow -,mobile and everyone
penetrate ^t1't plaster, of a else ' ., suffered terrible
ceiling? Next time you open lacerations.-• Struck my eye on
• one, be sure the cork is the end of the handle of ;the
snow -shovel when 1 had 'my
pointing at somebnc:...,e)s,k..,4 w"' ....X ..--...-.:,- „-T.
eye.""Khat shook them a bit, firs "cb'r"oi"iar"y. B:urnii ti"
and they went away shaking head-on into the cat -when we
their heads in admiration. Or 'were boll*, -Crawling. -around
under the -bed,- looking for r .,,,✓,✓,-..,,
something.
•her.
�` To the next few curious,,_ 1 B.ut 1 will never, never
•
remarked° offhandedly that resort to 'that oldie about . t1
a Sa uta a dabr, 1 ve,run .
into pie I„ 'utX . 1oor ;-vol �..4N0,. �,s ,,
other objects, in my"Ufe, But,;„,_
• it's a pretty cheap way of '
aco... untirig .for black eye. r
1. swear my wife didn't, do '
it. She, was so ill. through 'the
holidaysshe couldn't have -
given a goldfish a' black' eye,
_ What's' your version.' Drop a •..,,
• liner,
• New Year .s._Eve, that he -was
still, in hospital, and that 1
had- to face charges as soon as
he was released, Whey didn`t"
really. believe me, after •a
scathing look 'at my - 142
pounds of pure suet, but they
weren't sure. lig .wa5 just. a
little ,cop", I added. "I kicked
-`him right w the gall bladder."
When this palled on me, 1
swore I'd had a brawl,✓with
the. paper boy when he said I
owed hilt for two.weeks and
I l said
one.,,..::11e.'s a big paper
boy
•
For the ladies, I use a
different technique. I tell
them that this, lady took a
violent crush on me" at a
party, t at 1 was holding her
gently, atting her back and
trying to quench her
unrequitedpassion, when her
vicious, jealous husband hit
✓ rile right in the eye, right over
her shoulder, with my hands
.• tied ' up. They raise an
-eyebrow, sometimes two, but
I can heir them muttering
together and sneaking glances
at me from the other end of
the room.
a
s la, . List:
�:.. Tca .s:t.l�•1.. ,, t., r� . l
was arm -wrestling with „my
daughter, and when she
found I •was winning, -she
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