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The Goderich Signal-Star, 1970-12-17, Page 13• PPORPOn gq,NrikteSTAB4 'THURSDAY, ESZOSIOE fprx****APSPOWSMIAIgamog Wicootisvowsr$4090$10100.M51000010000000104 UtOpia 0; it 4r,i here for the ,0144imers By li!it• Smiley two cases of beer it mclitit, per -•child. This is $0114 to mean a great deal to the families who always put the baby bonus aside as beet money. Six kids t twelve C4504. However it it is the .time of year to wish everybody joy., and 1 do .so. including all those poor devils Who Make $10,000 a year (and take home $7,300) They,. can't buy, a house. They Can't send their kids to college because' • the kids can't get a loan be cause their parents are mak- ing so much M9ne)f• No points for working your guts out for years. Fiat points for filling your guts, at someone else's pbia, for , years. How to be sexually mature /. MAR ANN LAND RS: IVIAY I reSpond to "Male Animal's' need for an enlightened approach to sex? Dear Animal: You will find what.yon are looking for when you grow up and stop ogling every pair of legs tat walks by. Next,, sweep. the „trash out of your mind and replace it with tender thoughts of love. You will then be able to view your physical relationship with your wife as an exquisite experience. Suddenly you will awaken to the true ineaning of quality — and be less Concerned with quantity. • When you implement these changes you will have achieved a mature sexual relationship that cannot, be matted by anything outside marriage: What's more it make your wife the happiest woman in .the world. Please try it. It works. — VOICE OF EXPERIENCE DEAR VOICE:. Here's yonr letter, which, I suspect Will find its way to many a pillow tonight. Thanks for writing. DEAR ANN LANDERS: This letter is to vindicate you. A reader called you "stone -hearted and unfeeling" because you told a mother she should not allow her 12 -year-old son to sleep in her bed. (His dad died a few weeks before.) The boy mine to her at midnight and said he was lonely. You said a 12 -year-old was no baby and his mother should have taken him into the kitchen for a glass of warm milk and a little chat. I am 74 years old. When I was 12 I was pushed into bed with a 30 -yea -old widow because we were short of sleeping space. My mother would have died of shock had she known what went on between us. Our affair lasted several years. You are a wise woman, Ann. Keep educating people. They need it. — GOOD MEMORY IN. CINCINNATI DEAR GOOD: Thanks for the supportive documentation. The happy, toothless smile belongs to Teddy, .a little heart -stealer not quite three months old. Of German de- scent, he has dark eyes,. brown hair and fair skin.: Just now he is wearing tiny casts on both feet with only —_his toes peeking out. This is to correct club feet, a process v — usually completed before a child is ready to walk. It is expected his feet then will be normal. The casts do not make him hard to care for; they are changed as be grows and are very light in Weight. He can't have a tub bath, but • otherwise is treated -like -any other -baby, Teddy is healthy, a good-natured, relaxed baby who cries only when he's hungry. He is a good eater and sleeps all night. Teddy is used to lots of bustle and activity in his -- foster family. He love01 the ,,attention he can get, even • from strangers. TeddST will be a lovely don for g family wanting a really Young baby. To inquire about adopting Teddy please write to "Today's Child, Department of Social and Family Serv- ices, Parliament Buildings, .Toronto 182. For general adop- tion inform,ation ask yonr Children's Aid Society. James Richardson & Sons Ltd 'Serving The Feed Dealers of Western Ontario PHONE 524-8388, GO,DERICH We are all ignorant en different subjects • —13ZAR ANN LA.NDERS: Our 16 -year-old daughter tells me did a horrible thing. I read a few letters from her boyfriend who is in the service. I'm nota nosy person, 'Ann, but 'Marcia is so secretive and,‘ won't tell me a thing. All AiR know is that the boy is 19 years old and didn't finish high school. I saw him once and he had some teeth missing. In one letter he referred to getting drunk and having a fantastic time in town witha couple of his buddies. .... Marcia is a beautiful girl. She has healthy teeth and a high I.Q. I would hate to see her marry a [HEALTH & SAFETY' • Mainly for Mot iers • by Carol Hart fellow who gets drunk weekends. His genes might be harmful to her children: My )husbanesays we should stop this romance now before' it becomes serious. He wants to order her to quit writing to this boy at once. I'm not so sure it would he the thing to do. Please advise. — ON EDGE MOM DEAR MOM: My advice is to say nothing and keep your pea pickin' hands off Marcia's mail, If you and your husband inake an issue ot this, the boy may suddenly become mach more interesting to her. Or, worse yet, she might take up with a gink who has NO teeth and drinks all week. Canada's old -age pensioners • may not have a swinging Christmas, but they on warm themselves with the thOught of what a whee of a tjtne they're going to'have in 1971, when there will occur Mstant :prosperity: the bag* old age pension will be raised from $79.58. a month to a smash- ing $80. Can't pan see all those male old -age pensioners *hen they get' their first new cheque at the end of Jan- uary? Straight tO the pub and blow the whole 42 cents on an orgy. Two draught beers and a tip for the waiter. This will produce a i'moral degradation never equalled since the days of Dickens, when gin was so cheap you could get high for a penny, stoned for six -pence, and dead drunk for a shilling. Can't you see all those old-timers lying around in the snowbanks every time their pension cheque arrives? And what about the wom- en? They'll be worse. You know how women squander money. They're just as apt as not to go out and blow the whole 42 cents on a plastic doily or a couple of rolls of pink toilet papef. There'll be no holding them. That's only one of the faults in the white paper in- troduced by a benevolent government. Further excesses are in sight. Do you realize that that the government is going to -retain the cost -of -living es- calator formula Up to a ceil- ing of 2 pr cent a year for pensioners receiving the sup- plement (but eliminate it for those who get only the uni- versal old -age benefit.) This means that even if the annual cost -Of -living, increase crashes down to a mere 5 per cent, these people will get - their 2 per cent increase, It's. • ineredible. The dawning of a new, golden age in Canadian • socialism. • If you were 65 and lived to be 75., your standard of livingmight drop by only 30 per cent, with that magnifi- cent excalator 'clause built-in. • The whole country is going to be lolling in luxury; there's no question about it. Did you .know that a single :pensioner can get up to $55 a SEE OUR COMPLETE SELECTION OF Pe.'rsoHA": as Cards .. AS WARM, AS SINCERE, AND AS FRIENDLY AS A HANDSHAKE / •••1 Us. = - - - 4111111111,11Mallialsom., 4: Otottal-ftr West Street 524-8331 'SEE THE NATIONAL LINE , . itsyassAmelairsreiavimegstairsnivoimemtmemitaressitialesims3elaieziesregbagitzsmaymaraiisizawsiltaitzim - ) kt( CHRISTMAS LIGHTING CONTEST RULES & REGULATIONS PRIZES: - The prizes for the winners of the three best Christmas lighting (domestic) displays will be three beautiful double bed electric blankets, with dual controls, donated through the courtesy of the Public Utilities Commission. JUDGING: The judging will take place on Monday evening, December 21. The prizes will be alloted on Tuesday, December 22 at the Development Office. REGULATIONS: (1) Only those entrants who have signed the coupon will be eligible for prizes. (2) Contestants must have their coupon into the Development Office, 26 The Square, by 12 p.m. Monday, December 21. (3) The decisions of the judges will be final. r GMERICH TOURIST COMMITTEE CHRISTMAS LIGHTING CONTEST ti Name Address - g I Layalmaa• asaiaanwegoiamegoivoiasavayasmagnagoviasiosmastialtmaAaavagozapiaavosneusoleoula " •••••••rworio siolor rim or a our or iss ow No or sommor ormammi mioterrorromisrirliekursor r worm rmarrairriniorror arrorriesis Get Rid Of Get-At-Ables "Get-at-ables" can get you if you don't watch out. What are "get-at-ables"? They're the accessible, . attainable, available, reachable, just:plain handy things that can lead to acci- dental injuries in the home. An examination by .the Council on Family Health of reports of home accidents. shows that very 1 young children, pairticularly those under the age of five, are especially vulnerable. Here are, some of the more common "get -at -able" situa- tions found by the Council, it non-profit organization spon- sored as a public service by mem= bers of the drug industry: • —Turpentine left on top of a work bench by Li do-it-yourself dad. —Lubricatingoil stored on the bottom shelf of,a closet.. —Furnit,re polish left on the dinin?taiSle when the telephone. rang. Medicines became "get -at.. ables" for toddlers when: —Left on the kitchen window sill. —Placed on top of a bureau in 'grandmother's room. —Left in Mother's handbag. —Stored With foods in the re- frigerator or pantry. Low window ledges and un- guarded,open windows were reachable to: \.—A four-year-old ..who fell from the second floor. —A five-year-old who fell 5Q feet from the third floor. —A toddler who toppled onto a second -floor porch. —An eighteen -month-old girl, who fell two stories onto Li rose bush. —4 two-year-old boy ..1„vho climbrd onto the slanting- roof and slid to the ground. Take a good rook throughout your home. You'll find "get -at - able" situa:tions in every room. Correct them before they do their damage, says the "Council on Family Health. BUSINESS inpnth .irt supplement or up to $135 o month when his basic old 'age pensiou is inelu. ded? The keY word there is "can But if he or she degideS to Ma.lce a few eXtra 'huolcs shovelling walks -or taking in washing, some eagle-eyed social worker will be Johnny - on -the -spot, and the supple - 'pent will he ,cut, dbliar for In other words, you are pegged at $1,620 a year. , That's k lot of money. -Too much to be floating around in the hands of luxury -loving, devil-may-care old timers. Why don't we re -institute the work -house, with cabbage the standard fare and meat, boli - • ed horse hocks, every third Saturday? And what" about those widows, wives of the dis- ahled, and the disab,led them- " selves? The white paper sug- gests that they will suffer an improvement in benefits. Starting in 1973. There goes another round of tremendous inflation. In 1973. You'd almost think f had some misgivings about the white paper. I don't. It's al- most as much fun as, reading Alice in Wonderland. You'd almost think there were an election coming u,p, as one was when Mr. King intro- duced the baby bonus. Surely the government isn't trying to distract .is from the fact that unemploy- ment is nearing the peak of the great depression. Say it isn't so, Pierre. And speaking of the baby bonus. I wish I were young again. Babies used to be worth' 58 a month.- Now they're worth $16. Taxable. 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