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two cases of beer it mclitit,
per -•child. This is $0114 to
mean a great deal to the
families who always put the
baby bonus aside as beet
money. Six kids t twelve C4504.
However it it is the .time of
year to wish everybody joy.,
and 1 do .so. including all
those poor devils Who Make
$10,000 a year (and take
home $7,300) They,. can't
buy, a house. They Can't send
their kids to college because'
• the kids can't get a loan be
cause their parents are mak-
ing so much M9ne)f•
No points for working
your guts out for years. Fiat
points for filling your guts, at
someone else's pbia, for ,
years.
How to be sexually mature
/.
MAR ANN LAND RS: IVIAY
I reSpond to "Male Animal's'
need for an enlightened
approach to sex?
Dear Animal: You will find
what.yon are looking for when
you grow up and stop ogling
every pair of legs tat walks by.
Next,, sweep. the „trash out of
your mind and replace it with
tender thoughts of love. You
will then be able to view your
physical relationship with your
wife as an exquisite experience.
Suddenly you will awaken to the
true ineaning of quality — and
be less Concerned with quantity.
• When you implement these
changes you will have achieved a
mature sexual relationship that
cannot, be matted by anything
outside marriage: What's more it
make your wife the happiest
woman in .the world. Please try
it. It works. — VOICE OF
EXPERIENCE
DEAR VOICE:. Here's yonr
letter, which, I suspect Will find
its way to many a pillow
tonight. Thanks for writing.
DEAR ANN LANDERS: This
letter is to vindicate you. A
reader called you "stone -hearted
and unfeeling" because you told
a mother she should not allow
her 12 -year-old son to sleep in
her bed. (His dad died a few
weeks before.) The boy mine to
her at midnight and said he was
lonely. You said a 12 -year-old
was no baby and his mother
should have taken him into the
kitchen for a glass of warm milk
and a little chat.
I am 74 years old. When I was
12 I was pushed into bed with a
30 -yea -old widow because we
were short of sleeping space. My
mother would have died of
shock had she known what went
on between us. Our affair lasted
several years. You are a wise
woman, Ann. Keep educating
people. They need it. — GOOD
MEMORY IN. CINCINNATI
DEAR GOOD: Thanks for
the supportive documentation.
The happy, toothless smile belongs to Teddy, .a little
heart -stealer not quite three months old. Of German de-
scent, he has dark eyes,. brown hair and fair skin.:
Just now he is wearing tiny casts on both feet with only
—_his toes peeking out. This is to correct club feet, a process
v — usually completed before a child is ready to walk. It is
expected his feet then will be normal. The casts do not
make him hard to care for; they are changed as be grows
and are very light in Weight. He can't have a tub bath, but
• otherwise is treated -like -any other -baby,
Teddy is healthy, a good-natured, relaxed baby who
cries only when he's hungry. He is a good eater and sleeps
all night. Teddy is used to lots of bustle and activity in his --
foster family. He love01 the ,,attention he can get, even
• from strangers.
TeddST will be a lovely don for g family wanting a really
Young baby. To inquire about adopting Teddy please write
to "Today's Child, Department of Social and Family Serv-
ices, Parliament Buildings, .Toronto 182. For general adop-
tion inform,ation ask yonr Children's Aid Society.
James Richardson & Sons Ltd
'Serving The Feed Dealers of Western Ontario
PHONE 524-8388, GO,DERICH
We are all ignorant en different
subjects •
—13ZAR ANN LA.NDERS: Our
16 -year-old daughter tells me
did a horrible thing. I read a few
letters from her boyfriend who
is in the service. I'm nota nosy
person, 'Ann, but 'Marcia is so
secretive and,‘ won't tell me a
thing. All AiR know is that the
boy is 19 years old and didn't
finish high school. I saw him
once and he had some teeth
missing. In one letter he referred
to getting drunk and having a
fantastic time in town witha
couple of his buddies. ....
Marcia is a beautiful girl. She
has healthy teeth and a high I.Q.
I would hate to see her marry a
[HEALTH & SAFETY'
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fellow who gets drunk
weekends. His genes might be
harmful to her children:
My )husbanesays we should
stop this romance now before'
it becomes serious. He wants to
order her to quit writing to this
boy at once. I'm not so sure it
would he the thing to do. Please
advise. — ON EDGE MOM
DEAR MOM: My advice is to
say nothing and keep your pea
pickin' hands off Marcia's mail,
If you and your husband inake
an issue ot this, the boy may
suddenly become mach more
interesting to her. Or, worse yet,
she might take up with a gink
who has NO teeth and drinks all
week.
Canada's old -age pensioners •
may not have a swinging
Christmas, but they on warm
themselves with the thOught
of what a whee of a tjtne
they're going to'have in 1971,
when there will occur Mstant
:prosperity: the bag* old age
pension will be raised from
$79.58. a month to a smash-
ing $80.
Can't pan see all those
male old -age pensioners *hen
they get' their first new
cheque at the end of Jan-
uary? Straight tO the pub and
blow the whole 42 cents on
an orgy. Two draught beers
and a tip for the waiter.
This will produce a i'moral
degradation never equalled
since the days of Dickens,
when gin was so cheap you
could get high for a penny,
stoned for six -pence, and
dead drunk for a shilling.
Can't you see all those
old-timers lying around in the
snowbanks every time their
pension cheque arrives?
And what about the wom-
en? They'll be worse. You
know how women squander
money. They're just as apt as
not to go out and blow the
whole 42 cents on a plastic
doily or a couple of rolls of
pink toilet papef. There'll be
no holding them.
That's only one of the
faults in the white paper in-
troduced by a benevolent
government. Further excesses
are in sight. Do you realize
that
that the government is going
to -retain the cost -of -living es-
calator formula Up to a ceil-
ing of 2 pr cent a year for
pensioners receiving the sup-
plement (but eliminate it for
those who get only the uni-
versal old -age benefit.)
This means that even if the
annual cost -Of -living, increase
crashes down to a mere 5 per
cent, these people will get -
their 2 per cent increase, It's.
• ineredible. The dawning of a
new, golden age in Canadian
• socialism. •
If you were 65 and lived
to be 75., your standard of
livingmight drop by only 30
per cent, with that magnifi-
cent excalator 'clause built-in.
• The whole country is
going to be lolling in luxury;
there's no question about it.
Did you .know that a single
:pensioner can get up to $55 a
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Get Rid Of Get-At-Ables
"Get-at-ables" can get you if you don't watch out.
What are "get-at-ables"? They're the accessible, . attainable,
available, reachable, just:plain handy things that can lead to acci-
dental injuries in the home.
An examination by .the Council on Family Health of reports of
home accidents. shows that very 1
young children, pairticularly
those under the age of five, are
especially vulnerable.
Here are, some of the more
common "get -at -able" situa-
tions found by the Council, it
non-profit organization spon-
sored as a public service by mem=
bers of the drug industry: •
—Turpentine left on top of a
work bench by Li do-it-yourself
dad.
—Lubricatingoil stored on the
bottom shelf of,a closet..
—Furnit,re polish left on the
dinin?taiSle when the telephone.
rang.
Medicines became "get -at..
ables" for toddlers when:
—Left on the kitchen window
sill.
—Placed on top of a bureau in
'grandmother's room.
—Left in Mother's handbag.
—Stored With foods in the re-
frigerator or pantry.
Low window ledges and un-
guarded,open windows were
reachable to:
\.—A four-year-old ..who fell
from the second floor.
—A five-year-old who fell 5Q
feet from the third floor.
—A toddler who toppled onto
a second -floor porch.
—An eighteen -month-old girl,
who fell two stories onto Li rose
bush.
—4 two-year-old boy ..1„vho
climbrd onto the slanting- roof
and slid to the ground.
Take a good rook throughout
your home. You'll find "get -at -
able" situa:tions in every room.
Correct them before they do their
damage, says the "Council on
Family Health.
BUSINESS
inpnth .irt supplement or up
to $135 o month when his
basic old 'age pensiou is inelu.
ded?
The keY word there is
"can But if he or she degideS
to Ma.lce a few eXtra 'huolcs
shovelling walks -or taking in
washing, some eagle-eyed
social worker will be Johnny -
on -the -spot, and the supple -
'pent will he ,cut, dbliar for
In other words, you are
pegged at $1,620 a year. ,
That's k lot of money. -Too
much to be floating around in
the hands of luxury -loving,
devil-may-care old timers.
Why don't we re -institute the
work -house, with cabbage the
standard fare and meat, boli -
• ed horse hocks, every third
Saturday?
And what" about those
widows, wives of the dis-
ahled, and the disab,led them- "
selves? The white paper sug-
gests that they will suffer an
improvement in benefits.
Starting in 1973. There goes
another round of tremendous
inflation. In 1973.
You'd almost think f had
some misgivings about the
white paper. I don't. It's al-
most as much fun as, reading
Alice in Wonderland. You'd
almost think there were an
election coming u,p, as one
was when Mr. King intro-
duced the baby bonus.
Surely the government
isn't trying to distract .is
from the fact that unemploy-
ment is nearing the peak of
the great depression. Say it
isn't so, Pierre.
And speaking of the baby
bonus. I wish I were young
again. Babies used to be
worth' 58 a month.- Now
they're worth $16. Taxable.
But it's also worth almost
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