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The Exeter Advocate, 1893-2-2, Page 7Ii 1 Breach of 'Promise. She lead flirted, been outraged leaif ROOM of Orme and ragee, ,Over eyery handewne men that roomed ill lite' Till at length a poor old fellow, Who was wrinkled, Wob. and yellow, Asked this modern maid if she would be his wife, But she Wd hint snob, a dance, That he, gel cermet:4 to prawn: Mee bear upon a rope, at bee beheet Of a girl whose solo desire Was to try mad make hap buy her • Costly presents, one dey lett her like the e Straightway she commeered proceeding In the comas, and. whop the uleadinge Wad beea netted, why, her lawyer " atl 110110a' Of Ow bail to lwal the smart Of 3 misidena broken heart And thc wry gave her e20,000. evonea Tneeth wow convicts Are Treated in the Tonnes. Edward Iludeee, who says he spent two and a half years as a convict miner in the coal mines in and near Briceville, Teen., tents Chief of Police Deitsch, of Cincinnati, a horrible story of the treatment accorded the convicts. He says the men are divided into gangs and heve a certain amount to do each iitsy. If they fail to get out the re- quired amount, they are beaten with an instrument which very much resembles the Russian knout. All are whipped, no matter if all but one or two did their share. He claims that he has ;seen convicts die from this beating, and Hudson ittehimeelf a mas • of sears. Every cut of the knout draws blood. Two men he had known commit •suicide to avoid punishment, and °thereto:A been known to pull great pieces of slate down upon themselves, hoping to maim themselves so thee they could not work in the mines. Hudsoner story is on aline with • that of a very eminent professor of national repute who recently investigated the Ten nesse° system', and described it aa worse than Siberia. --Cincinnati Enquirer. Temperance and Other Items. High license works so well (!) in Chime, that within five years the saloons have increased 85 per cena, while the population has advanced 10 rier cent. As the eeciond investigetion into General Booth's schemes has clearly vindicated him and the Army, it were well for the metiers • to be silent and lend a hand. A committee from the Illinois W. (1. T. U. visited the State Legislature last week in the interests of the three measures which they wish revised --municipal suffrage, a home for erring women, and a higher age of consent. • By dne observation I have found that if the murders and manslaughters, the burgla- ries and robberies, the riots and tumults and other enormities that have happened in that time (twenty years) were divided • into five parts, four of them have been the issues and product of excessive drinking. - Sir Matthew Hale,Chiel Justice of England, 1870. Rev. Thomas Dixon, hue, the preacher who so fearlessly attacks Tionraany,Hall, in • his lecture on "Modern Cities ' said : "The man who prays like an angel on Sun- day and votes like a devil on Monday will find himself in the clutches of the devil at last. People say we musb wait for publio sentiment before we can have better laws. 1 tell you laws are 50 • years behind senti- ment now, and enforcement of hew is a hundred years behind sentiment. Our voities must be se.ved, or our nation is lost, and if they ara saved they must be saved by the churches." Inhuman Punishment. • A suicide in the State Penitentiary at Lincoln; Neb., has caused great excitement and discloses modes of punishment that are cruel and inhuman. For insubordination a prisoner was confined in the dungeon. His hands were handcuffed behind hut batik and to the hands thus bound together was attarthed a strong cord passing around the neck; to prevent the rope chafing the neck he natitrally held his hands as high to his back as possible. He was lefe in this posi- tion, having declined to make the apology • demanded by the warden. Tied in this way, he could take no rest night or day. He succeeded in some way in slipping his 'body back through his hands, bringing the rope in front of him. He then loosed the rope and in pure desperation hanged him- self.-Bufalo News. A Work of Uumautty. There is an agitation in Ihemilton over protecting the motormen on the electric • oars from the exposure they suffer by stand- • ing on the platforms. 5 trauge to say, the management of the road asserb that if the drivers are protected more accidents are likely to occur. Here the driverts aro covered all the year round, and an accident has never happened on the line'although at times the cars run very fast Surely the man who is shielded from the biting blast must have his wits under better control than the fellow who is stamping his feet • and keeping his eyelids from freezing to- gether. By all means protect the men and they will become better eervants.--St. Catharines Journal. It Depended on the:Boy. A boy one day last week called on a Jefe .ferson avenue merchant> concerning a place. "I want an office boy," he said in reply, el I can geb the righb kind of a one. Do you want a job 1" ," Yes, sir," responded the boy, " bub be. fake I take itt Pd like to know if there is any chance of promotion." "Well," said the merchanb thoughtfully, -" that depends on the boy. The last one we had here owned the whole place before he had been with us 60 days." A Wise Child. At the breakfaet table: Father to little Martha, who has been tnaughter-I know a little girl who wasn't good this morning. artha-Ah Father -You know the little girl, too. Martha -Bah ! Father -Can you tell me her name? Martha -Little children mustn't talk at table. Hobbs (on the °able car) -You are a civil believe'sir ? Poles -Yee. Hobbs --Then Why don'tyou get up and give that eld lady a seat? • St. Louis grain elevators are full, and 1,500 full oars choke the railroad trooks. No one ever belle any one pertion all hie ftwerete. • Pink heather is now an extremely faith - /enable table d000ration, but it owned ex. aleeding high: • Wooi-joblote holds the belt now as the ,metenest man in town. Van Pelt -What Alms he done ? Wool -His moth:W.1114w asphyxiated hereelf and he Made a kick on the gas bill.. When it was heard thet 1rL Lengbry e had bought a yacht -for $125,000, the ditory t40613-4110 OX0161113tiOU " What does oho It oat of a yacht ? She can't play on it." "She OM play there as Well as ,She cari in a theatre," was the grunter, to whicih there was RO rejoinder. --Boston Transcript. BROWN STUDIES. THE rosebud, bouton- niere is now happily with- in the reach of every dude who cap raise ten cents. It comes in the unquote tioaable shape of a corn- binatien of celluloid, papier maohe and metal. It can be worn the eear round, like a celluloid cellist, can be cleaned with a tooth -brush and be carried loosely in the overcoatpocket. A small, modest, blualaihg red rose -so inuoli like a Jaok, don't you know, that you couldn't distinguish it from one unless you heppened to sit on it. Go to my dear florist -go to I No more dollar au hour for a rose. We lean back upon scienoe and art. For ten cense. Behold thie latest triumph of genius on the "Strand !" it comes trom bhe frugal land of Austria. Bat what of that? If I were a man, says a woman, I would cultivate the habit of ocoo.sionally turning a pretty compliment. It's the latoh-key to courtship. 1 don't mean to be continually at it, and be complimentary on every occa- sion and make oneself like a same punster a nuisance, but let go of a fetching cornpli!, ment on a real good opportunity. It pays every time. A girl will declare she detests compliments and would rather have the truth every time, even if it is distasteful, but don't you be deceived. Give • her a pretty compliment, and if she forgets every. thing else you've said to her the% renaem- ber that particular bit of conversation and run over the next morning bright and early, to repeat it to her dearest friend. She tells you that you are just horrid to say Such things when you know you don't mean them, and then she'll stay awake half the night to think it over and will dub you the "nicest man she knows." The women who are advocating reforms for their sisters and who see in the tendency of eastern statistics a preponderance in the number of women over men, may notice something worthy of consideration in the report from California that a "girl famine" is aotually apparent there. In Los Angeles the male population exceeds the female by 2,000, in San Jose and Stockton by 1,000, in Fresno by 2,600, in Sacramento by 4,000, and in San Francisco by the startling num- ber of 40,000. The Chinese element left out would change the figures somewhat, but 110t enough to deter a movement toward making even the figures between the east and the west. If the men could be induced to come east for partners for life much good could be done. Perhaps, after all, merriage is prefereahle to suffrage, and if a meeting could be brought about there would be great rejoicing and ringing of marriage bells. The sizeble army of beer -drinkers as well as the liN insurance companies, will be in- terested in a rernarkahie decision in the United States Court at Providence, R. I. A suit was brougrie by tree ampuuserator ot the estate of Patrick J. Mollele to recover on a life insurance policy issued to the latter in the mem of $5,000. At the time of making his application Mr. Markle, in answer to the usual questions, informed the agent of the company that he was not what is known as a drinker, although he ocassionally took a glass of beer. He died within a year from the date of the policy, and the proofs of death, filed at the offioe of the company, showed that it was caused by ex- haustion. But a coroner had decidt d that McHale died of delirium tremens. On this ground the company refused to pay. the policy. Upon the trial the plaintiff °teamed that the 'deceased was not an habitual drinker and offered to prove thee) the answers made by him to the questions of the agent in regard to his habits at that time were true. This evidence the court refused to receive, declaring that the state- ment of Melia% was equivalent to a denial of the use of any intoxicante but beer, and directing the jury to bring in a verdict for the company. • Cooking classes for gentlemen ! The final blow to that honorable and old fash- ioned institution of matrimony. Modern developments are itt league against wed- lock. Patent buttons have been fashioned that preclude the necessity of a needle. Depots of repairs are establishedfrom which issue skilled hand -maddens to go into the bachelor's home and reduce the rents in hose and the fractures in linen at minimum cost. The trained nurse has monopolized the most teneer of wifely devotions. lo- oked, the wife is summarily dismissed from the husband's sick room if danger is itarninent. And the trained nurse is a most engaging, low -voiced gentle institution in pietureeque cap and apron. Her hands are like velvet to the touoh, but strong and wondrous deft, says the New York Sun. She knows how to coax and how to command, without irri- tation or fussiness. • Obedience ia delicious when in accord with her sovereign will. Her dress never rustles. She never cries over a fellow when he is too ghastly sick to endure it. She doesn'e get her precious feelings in- jured when his head thumps so he is obliged to call on his Maker with undue unction and famlliarity. Apartment houses and olubs galore are luxuriously appointed for the bachelor's comfort,. Gentle women and fresh young maidens sympathize with his ideals and ambitions, and vex him not with teles of the cook's delinquencies or bills for millinery. The chafing dish has been evolved to give zest to his lonely estate. And now the cooking class. Receptions, high teas and luncheons suc- cessfully given without a hostess. Beef- steak always rare and to one's liking. Quails broiled to a turn and terrapin divinely seasoned. "Alt this and heaven, too," as the old Long Island deacon said when he saw Lyman B:merelier'ir parlor, with its rag carpet and six ornately decorated wooden chews. e A Sb. LOWS woman has the queerest hue - band anybody ever heard tell of. She asked him ter hill himself just to oblige her, and he wouldn't do it. She showed hint how, and yet he refused. She even 'went so far as to open his pocket-knife and point out the *met in his heck to jab the bled° into, so that he would be gum of reaching his jugular; still he was stubborn and un- yieldihg. She fed him 15 cents' worth of whiskey to nerve him up to the proper heroic pitch for the deed, but his cowardice exceeded his kindness of heart, and he in- sisted on clinging to life and keeping the 'Woman out of $200 insurance money and from marrying soother mon. ' So she very properly deserted him. There yeas nothing elSe for, the peer, periecuted Woman to de. Pt takes a mighty mean inan to eetnesoto kill himeelf When his wife aska him to do her so slight a favor. This Net Of man's love is not So often mei°, or the world would soon find etre thae matrimony is fairly crowded witia huthande of the SW Louie type, and that it would take a pretty lOng lead line to sound the depths of selfish., nese of this hied that there ia itt nearly all litithands' hearers. NotWithatanding which people will geli up in Sorosis and other gatherings and reel Off teen -kg Of rhetorio in geatoterieting that marriage be a howling mita oeas EICIPEXIMENT. YOU Caat SBOD. lave Vilth Allisest AM' of the liteeeerse "The last month of leap year is more than half gone," mulled Adeline Musgrave: as she arranged her hair and put o. ltttle rouge (just the mereet trifle) on each cheek. She eves expecting Charles I'uttieoll to call. "I think Charles loves me," she mused, "and there is really no reiseon why we should uot be married, but he treeme to need encouragement. Per haps all young men do, I mutt try to eawaurage him." Her hair and complexion hewing been arranged to her satiefection, she eat down to await the coming of Cfaariee, and to look over the evening peper. "Ah ! There's an idea!" oho said, and laid the paper down to think it over. Later 10 the evening, when the two sat in the parlor, Adeline remarked: "1 saw a good conundrum to -day." " What was it ?" " Whieh are the most observant letters of the alphabet ?" 4' I 11 have to give that up, Which are they ?" N. B. Now which are the naost worth- less ?" "I'll give that up, too." "N. Gr. That sorb of thing could be extended indefinitely, couldn't ib? Let's see if we can make some ourselves?" "Very well. Which is the deepest letter ?" it et, " Drab's right. Now which is the Chinese letter ?' " There are two Chinese letters -T and "How smart you are 1" said the young man. "Here's another : Which lebters are the most deeply in debt 1" " I'm sure I don't know." r. o "Good enough," replied the girl. "Now which is the dearest letter ?" "U," replied the young man, gallantly, as in duty bound. Oh, Charles!" exclaimed the girl, How kind you are to any so! Well, I'm sure pepa will be willing, for he said only yester- • day what an estimable: young man you Were !" Further details are unnecessary. lb is understood the wedding will °attar about Easter.--Pitteeurg ChronicleTelegraph. • TUE SPRING Iceman. The Dates of the Various Sittings of the Common Pleas and Chancery Courts. Following is the list of epring.sittings of the High Court; of Jusbice SPRING ASSIZES. Armour, C. J. --Toronto (civil), March Gbh; Toronto (criminal), April 13th ; Mil- ton, April 24th ; Brampton, April 27th ; Orangeville'May lat ; St. Catharines, May 8th ; Port Awrhur, June 6th ; Seale Ste. Marie, June 13th. Rose, J. -Owen Sound, March 7th ,• Goderich, March 13th ; Stratford, March 20th • Walkerton, March 27th Guelph, Aprit'3rd ; Berlin, April ifith ; Brantford, April 17th; Woodstock, April 24th. l'alconbridge, J. -Perth, March 7th; liOrignal, March 13th; Ottawa March 16th; Pembreke, March 2.8th ; dornwall, April 3rd; Kingston, April 10th; Brock- ville, April 175h Na.panee, April 24th. • Machle.b.on, March 6th Belleville, March 9th ; Berrie, March 21st; Whitby, April 3rd; Lindsay, April 10th; Cobourg, April 17th; Peterborough, April 24h; Hamilton. May 1st. Street, .T. -Welland, March 21tit •' Ste Thcrm' as, March 27th Simcoe, April 3rd ; ' Cayuga April 6th; Setidwich, April 10th ; Siernia.,April 17th; Chatham, April 24th; London, May 3rd. mainomor SPRING- CIRCUITS. Boyd, C.--liamilton, March 30th; St. Catharines, Apra 6h; Owen Sound, April llth ; Brantford, May 18th Simeoe, May 22nd; Guelph, Meer 2.501. Ferguson, J.-baratford, April 24th; Whitby, May 4th ; Barrie, May 8th; Lind- say, May 155h; Peterb000ugh, May 29th Woodstock, Jane let. Robertson, J. -Toronto, May Ifith ; Sand- wich, March 135h; Sarnia, March 20th; Chatham, March 22:ad ; London, April 3rd; Goderich, April 17th; Ste Thomas, May 1st; Walkerton, May Sth. Meredith, .T. ---Kingston, March 7th ; Brookville, March IOth. ; Cobourg, March 5th ; Belleville, April 18th; Ottawa, April 25th; Cornwall, Key 2ad. Before Going to Sleep. Early in the evening your sleeping apart- ment should be well awed by dropping the window from the top and raising it at tbe bottom. Ten minutest will be quite sufficient for clearing the atmosphere. Now close the window and allow the room to become thor- oughly warmed, that you may not experience a chill while taking a rub down. Prepare a big bowl of tepid water, into which you be- sprinkle a small quantity of ammonia or borax. Take a Turkish towel, which is much better than a sponge, wring it out as dry as possible, and, grasping a, corner in each hand, give the spine a vigorous rubbing. Have at hand another Tarkise towel, and, as you bathe the body in sections, dry as quickly as pemible. How youramooth, white akin will glow as you start into potion the sluggish circulation! He Wanted a Day Off. Prof. Shore, of Columbia College, while lecturing on the NMI eelipse of the sun, stated that fifty years would elapse before it would occur again. "Professor," said student Tom Anjerry, "I'd like to ask a question." "Certainly, Thomas." "Woll, W11011 that eclipse takes place are we to have a day off?" • The Syndic" "cwt." The orign of the symbol "owt." for hundredweight is as followe is the initial letter of the Latin word "(minim," meaning a hundred, and wt are the first and ket letters of the word "weight," and are used as a contraction for it. A Family Resemblance. " What! you don't know that man?" " No. I haven't the fainNsb idea who he is." "Well, he resembles you so much that any ohe would take hun for your brother- indew." A Crue FlisquotatiOn, Mrs. Newby -I made this padding for you myself, Harry. It is the old-fashioned plum pudding my mother used to make. Newby -Wm j3 Lrn't there a song abotit "the Old oaken pudding," or some- thing of that sort? `Professor examining dale in physies)- The pressure of bodies at rest is called Force. Give an eoriemplehIonese Sone° (an observant solmiare-The Police Force. So you hatee twins at your house ? " said ao old lady to the son �f te neighbor. "Yea main, two of 'em." " What are you going to call them 1" " Tleender and Meg," "Why, those are Otrange named to call ehildren " Well, thethi What pa tailed them sa town ite he heard they werein etre bowie l" FASHIONS AND FANCIES. Dendon's .Aristeeratio Dames Begin to Ilport Crinolines in Baby Form. Smart People Wear Little Jewelry --One of 'Everything but "Wood "-How to Choose au leventnit Orees-rlietitresque Frocks for Children. Lolloox, Jenuary. The cold weather has brought oub a fine assort. ment of warn, fur -lined and furtrimmed gar- ments. At a certain pri- vate skatiog-grouud a tall and handsome matroo was much admired, whose fine figure was defined under a sealskin ulster made to fit almost tightly about the waist. Iu was turoed back with sable at the coller and down the fronts, whiola, were heed to an appreciable depth with this costly fur. The daughter of title lady wore a costume of oarnetion-red the new cloth which is so very sofb and woolly, and is marked with tiny stripes in zigzag petterns. The skirt was braided in black above a band of sable round the ham. The braiding rose in high points at either side of the front and i again n rather lower points on the side breadth, which stood out in the now ortho- dox fluting. The jacket was a delightful composition, being made of the red cloth lined with ermine and bordered with seble, beneath a bend of braiding in black. There was a hood at the back, lined with ermine and faced with sable, and provided with long ends of rich black satin ribbon, which hung below the waisb at the back. The becoming little toque wae in red cloth and eable, with a black wing cm two introduced. DA.By CRINOLINE SKIRTS COMMENCE. The new skirt on which day dressee areto be modelled measures four -and -a -half pods round the hem and is lined with crinoline muslin. Is stands out stiffly all round, but the bulk of the fulness is at the back. There appears to be only OW hape for the sleeves of day dresses at present, the leg-of-mutton. Evening sleeves are either balloon -shaped or are made of accordeon-pleated crepe or prize. The French fashion plates for the spring at the leading dressmaker s are princi- pally of the 1850 and 1860 periode. STONES—ONE OF EVERYTHING. lt would be quite a mistake to say that diamonds are out of faahion. So long as these • money -worshipping days obtain, these stones, which represent wealth, can never truly be said to be out of fashion. Nevertheless it is true that the smartest women are out of conceit with their diamonds. When they have them all on in impoeing array at a ball, the wite of a parvenu either egeals or eclipses them, and not even spiteful reflections regarding soap, candles, frozen meats, biscuite, mustard, vinegar, contracting for trousers, or any other of the hundred and one vulgar ways in which money is amassed, console the blue-blooded ladies for the fact that Otto plebian diamonds are the eqaals of their own. It is, therefore, DOW con- eidered smart to wear very little jewelry, •but that litt/e meat be unique, so that though Mrs. Overdone -Jones may bedeck her person with jewels whichwould have astonished Her Mejesty of Sheba, yet the Hon. Moe UltraRefin has on one ruby, one emerald, one string of pearls, one cotesey& or, one pink topaz, which the conwoieseur knows to be as valuable and more rare than ell that the parvenu lady wears. HAT BIZ:MIMES CONSIGNED TO LIMBO. • The diamond buckle, or its imitation, flashes from all the hats and bonnets one encounters; but the beginning of the end cannot be far off, as it has been made so common. It will be a pity when the buckle goee the way of all fashions. Along with glaring artificial flowers and bows of vivid velvet, it shares the credit of having stayed bird -slaughter for a while, whereas when quieter millinery gains favor again, the leathered corpse wall be recommended by all modistes as the one thing needful to give a touch of color. The poke bonnethave had their size somewhat curtailed, and are consequently less hideous than when they first came on the scene. Though violets are not the most becoming flowers tuBeAreflte violet -trimmed hats are certainlyqbnuig. especially those having tiny hit size bunches under the brim. ,filide bonnets are often an extraordi wee! jtriiJe of 'Colors, four different shade s sometimes' appearing aide by side. EVENLNG DRESS AND D Arms. One thing to be kept caref dIy in mind when selecting a color for an honing gown is that it be chosen by artifloial t gilt. There is nothing nicer for a plain satire/ gown than to be made in Princess etyle. se favorite foot trimming is a roll of velvetand satin twined round each other. Of collate sleeves are important; velvet is most becoming, but velvet is rather expensive. , Brocade Weaves are pretty. There is a sort of soft brocade woven in England whiich makes most picturesque sleeves and which is not at all expensive. Then there is the deep collar round the low bodice to be thought of. • Lace or embroidery is beret for that. Most mothers of families can prtwide their girls with enough lace of the real old valu- able description to form a colla. If note imitations are good enough to deceive all but experts, and are not costly. Nistare has not been equally good to all women in the matter of prese table arms, but then good old Mother ature never intended her daughters to p °claim their defects, and there is no law a all to make women exhibit in evening dres ; either raw, red looking or painfully &dem :Wed limbs. That they think there is such a law, or else that they are quite incapable of judgment concerning their own members:, in made painfully apperent in every bell room. All one can say : "Pity 'tie ; 'Ws so,'' and to suggest that long sleeves, now mute per- missible in everting diem, OE long gloves, would get over the diffieulty. • now mer DRESS midantimin The simple and the pktureeque are sue- t:es/dully combined in little girls' outdoor attire. Scarlet is much fancied for dark children, while for fainhaired little maidens there are eome itharming shades of eleotric blue that are becoming ferthionable. It is bail taste to dress little girls in the styles affected by their mammas, and this fab is at het beginning to be recognized. A few children's frocke now in evidence may be deactibed. One is of white embroidered muslin, trimmed withatale pink ribbons for a girl of 7. It has long sleeves divided into three puffs, with bands of pink ribbon, and there us a eash of the same to tie round the high waist. The skirt is gathered on a pointed yoke, oeged with is frill of intateln. begeially delightful -is itt deem for a girl of 111 in a soft white silk,patterned withonialidia- mond spo be. Th ere is hetes bit of color oboe t it. The bodiee is fastened oross-over Wise hi frottt and prettily NM:tined with lace, atid two narrow frills adorn the skirt. The weiet is bet off by a sash Of white ribbon made to paeti toeleer round the figure), us. Nned at the left gide, where it is ornin merited with a rosette, Itr is difficult to in- vent anything fresh in children's dreeses that; is becoming. The French frocks are never a success, as they are always (copies of women's drees. The sinock and the pianfore are really the prettiest abyles, Once they are both simple and picturesque. Are velveteen, marrow ante soft milk are, as usual, the materiele of which party hooks are being made, lace frills at the neck and wrists conseitute the prinolpel trimming. A SHEAF OF PRETTY MOCKS. Many of the dresses now being made are adorned on the akirt with three frille-a style of trimming which will commend itself to very tall women. Violet and purple are both feehionable colors, and the combine. - tion of purple and brown is quite new. Swett dresses are quite the exception to the wile, if not adorned with large sleeves with some vividly contending color. A black gown was :sleeved with purple, and a brown one with ernerelel green. A pretty pink frock with a high waist: ie of poplinette, trimmed round the neck with a double frill of cltep cream lace (almost cafe au kit color) and hewing a sash of pink velvet ribbon with long ends falling down the back. .41" very quaint Flemieh, dress is in pink shot velveb, lightly trimmed with narrow gold lace. It has a double pair of Weaves -these indeed are the principal features of the these. The inner pair are of soft white oak and match the chemieette, but the outer ones are of velvet and adorned with a row of gold buttons and gold loop. The latter look pretty with just the laat two or three buttons fiestened and the rest left unbuttoned to show the white blouse sleeves. A. IMMIX O' THE C. Its AthectIon Difficult to WM and Easy to Use. A meeting of the Society for the Study of Comparative Psychology was held in the lecture -room of the Veterinary College, Uaion avenue, on Tuesday, the 10th inst., the President, Dr. Malls, in the chair. Mr. Stevens read a leegthy and somewhat hum- orous paper on " Phe Intelligence of the Cele" He thought the cab was entitled to more study than it usually received--thie probably because it does not seek to win attention and affection as dies the dog. The nature of the dog is open and de- monstrative; that of the oat is reserved. It is easy to gain the affection of a dog and diffieult to loee it. On the other hand, it is difficult to win the affection of a cat and easy to lose it. As with all our domestic animals, so with the cat, intelli- gence can only be developed in proportlon to the kindnese and good treatment shown towards it. He deprecated the practice of shutting out cate at night time. By this practice for generations certain of them eau develop an hereditary habit of night prowling. Treated as they should be, they will soon abandon nocturnal wander- ingi. However, even in this, cats home individuality, and there are some curious and previous exceptions. Careful ob- servation goes to show that the cat's native inclination is to hunt the moase or the rat for sport rather than for fond, and a cat that is well cared for is more likely to be successful as a snort seeker than a hungry grimalkin ; firstly, because it is more alert, and secondly, because it is clearer. A hungry and unhappy cat does not keep its coat clean, and the keen -nosed mouse can therefore easily sniff out its whereabouts. All cats have not the huitinct for mousing. Some, having been deprived of their kittens, have been known to act as foster -mothers to young mice or rats and not even the pangs of hunger will inalee a mouser of a est that has not iuherited the instinct of that form of sport -an instinct that seems to run in families -like the taste for fox hunting in human beings.- Ii/entree/ Gazette. Pare Culture of the Proper Bacteria. It is not altogether pleasant to know that excellence of flavor ia butter or cheese de - pen& wholly upon the pure <sultan of the proper bacterie. It has always been plea- santer to thtuk thee good butter depended upon street grata and clover for its delidoue fragrance and flavor Alas 1 we. It de- pends only upon eW microscopic e vegetable organisms called bacteria, second cousins to the cholera gerni. It has been calculated that 3 quart of -milk will sometime7 contain as many as 1,009,000,000,000. /McCollum's itheutuatie Repellant» Do yon suffer with rheumatic pains in body or ? 141 you 1,41 ho.ve used every- liteghavailable without relief, ask your internal remedy, lYeleeneawilde-, 'rebottles byhoWie.sale. Oieeforehleiwyelareble reeegglitheeitellOthe hi' en Landon arldeetniehee Force of litabift. Beggar (at the surgery door) -L might I be so bold as to ask you for a little relief; tam very badly off. I've got four little children, and—." Doctor -Hum -show me your tongue. We Have Found That no remedy in the market affords sueh prompt relief in toothache, neuralgia, and rheurnatiem at Nerviline, and its action in cases of cramps, c elc, etc., is simply marvellous. Remarking this to a physician of experience he Wetted that from his know- ledge of the composition of Nerviline no remedy could toupees it as a familyremedy, and that in every how:eh:aid is bottle of Nerviline should be available for emergent domande. kieadere of this paper should try Nerviline. " I understand you built your $4,000 house within the limit? ' Yes, sir." "How did you do it ?'' "1 increased the limib." Mrs. Ledge HOW -John, which is worse, cholera or cholerine Mr. Lodge Hick - cholerine, I suppose ; btitterine is worse than butter, you. know. One of the hardest times to love an enemy is when he seems to be prospering like a green baytree. Stem, Masa, hag one of the most extra ordinary men for an inhabitant that can be found in this country. Mins Annie G. Moriarity hes sued her former lover, whose name is McGrave, for $20,000 damages or breach of promise, and spitefully says in court that MaGrave had never kissed or hugged her, although they were engaged for several months. Mao was altogether too grave for a lover. Mrs. Youngwife-Tom has & dreadful disposition,_ I find. Mother -What does he do? Mae. YOungWife-Do, why he neyer gete Mad when I dee "The count sayer he does not like to fight duel,' said one girl to another. " letdeed. He isn't afreid, ia her " Oh, no, But he says his nerves aren't very strong and the noise of the pistol elways Maker: him jitilm." A sin:ell boy Whose record for deportment at school had alwayts stood ab is hundred, came home one day with his standing re - ducal to ninety-eight. " What, h&VO you being doing, my eon " asked his Mother. "Bused doing ?" replied the young hopeful. Dotal doing jam) ite I have been doing all alonew-Only the teacher catighb me thief tionede OFIZZED tToUrEvrin7:01.01tD. Two Dudes Who " Vi'ent Whim " Settneeir "You cannot tell by the look of o toad how far he can hemp.' This wee demon- strated by a couple of dudes with lady come panione who some thew ago called ab %hotel over the merlon:in. The landlord WAS itt homespun. The young gentlemen wallowl up to the bar, and gazing at the lay -out of bottles, one of them ma:learned, " $ay, Jim, what will you have ? I guess I% try is little Scotch whiskey. Ifave you got any he The proprietor answered in the affirmative.. "I guess I'll have a Note of Irish whiskey," said the other. I cen serve you," won the itindlordei answer, "No, never mind the whiskey, we'll have some champagne t" And the dudes stalled, and thouget they had the country Bonitace in a tighe place. But no sooner were the words out of tho " guyerh " mouth than the wires had been out and the bottle stood on the bar. " Oh,, 1 did not mean that !" apologetieally re- marked the young mem. "Tum you hail no business to order it 1" The Outlets drank the wine, which was a much easier job than payiog for We judging by the way they had to go through every pocket to ticearte together their sonall change. A suffictena aum was finally forthcomieg, but nob with- out borrowing hall a dollar from their &Ise who were sitting in the next room waiting for their male companions to "got throught with their quizzing and fun, you know" We Should Live One llundred Team We are centary animals and have a right. to live out that period if we can. Many dee so. Consumption has been killing off the flower of our youth through the centuriesa but it will do so no more. Why 1 Be- cause "Miller's Emuleion of Cod Liver Oil," wherever used, cures consumpeion and Wm coughs and lung troubles whieh give rise te it, It will be like suicide to die of eon:recap-, tion in future if "Mineral Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil" is within reach. In new bottles, 50c. and $1, at all drug stores. • Mars. Telescope Fakir -Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, and view the planet Mare.. Five cents, mum. Old Lady -Oh, laws! Hain't it round and shiny? Telescope Fakir -Will the bald headed gent please step away from in front of the instrument ? Don't Forget That to remove corns, warts, bunions itt a few days, all that is required is to e.pply the old and well -tested corn oure-Putnanda Painlesa Corn Extractor. Sure, safe, pain- less. At druggists. Not That Kind of Tough. • Stanhope -That was an awfully tough leird you emit me yesterday. Beal:At-Good heavens, you dein b eat the poor parrot:, did you ? Stanhope -No; but I felt like it. Ei swore ea and used such vulgar lenguage. GIBBONS' TOOTACHE Goer acts AS itt- tompomary filling and stops toothache in- teantly. Sold by druggists. Mr. Minks -That girl wee decent enough to black the stoves before going, I sese Mrs. Minks -No. I blacked them memo and WS lucky I did. i, Lucky ?" "Ye indeed. Mrs. De Fashion and Mrs. let: Style celled right in the midst of it, and co I just pat a Hoek blacking on my face ased went to the door and told them I wasn't in. They said they'd call again. A curious wedding retently took place at a church M Corneve,11. The wedding party were all at the church at the appointed time but the wedding service was evidently something new and strange to there. Whether any of the party had ever attendee" one before is not said, but matters were certainly pretty much mixed. The bride took her proper position at the alter; but instead of the bridogroom taking his place by her side, it was taken by his best man, whilst the groom stood alone down near the door. The service was proceeded with, and everything went on very well until it came to the words, "Wilt thou, have thia woman ?"etc., when the young fellow, whonr the minster bad imagined to be the groom, exclaimed, "Tani% me, sir, 'tis John 1' "Then go and fetch John," said the clergy- man. john was "fetched,' and the service was then completed to the satisfaction of all concerned. He -Oh, I have a splendid story to tell you. I doa't think I ever told itto you before. She -Is it a really good story? He -Indeed it is. She (wearily) -Then yoa haven't told it to me before. t "Harold, paps calls you a fortune hunter., an sorry len tich." "So am I. t$ody will say that you bought me." he . eweawpcirtation of kangaroos for western. prairies is the 151 of 'Henry S. Adams, of Sydney, Australith new, en Kenna. Bliffera-I wonder if eleiggs has much money behind him ? Spahew-He had the other day when I saw him -he -was leaning against the Benk of England. , Mollie -I wonder why they naarri - He isn'e rich, nor a foreigner -not e a am English lord. Dollte-No, and she h 't dkait any money, nor been cm the stage, nor do anything like that. And her father is only a common Amerioan, not even a Knicker- bocker. I can't understand it. Mollie (vvith a brighb though ,)--Perhaps-perhaps they were in love. An old bachelor reeently gave utteraecer to the following feu d'esprit : He was in- troduced to a beautiful widow of the same name as himself. The introduction was in this who) : " Mr. Evans, permit me to he- iroduce you to ' Mrs. Evans." "Mrs., Evens ! "exclaimed the spirited bachelor; "the very lady I have been in search of for the hest forty years!" twmultann"351°Firlikr.,0,2aolmluslaIsnaleiroo!row WRINKLES°, and hollow cheeks* and dull, itunken oyes, don't always mean that a, womaidet old. Half the Ulu they only show th she's overworked or suffering. 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