The Exeter Advocate, 1892-11-24, Page 31,,,AuaK AND LEARN, can't define the word, but can elite
Wonstiehossen
nagatly eieptshe on the threshold of her nye-
' erelenveutieth yeer.
Melted yet the world betore her—naught of
past to (Maid or fear, n
Anu she looked with happy longing, SS the
yeme before her stood4
Richer, brighter. better, broader—heritage of
an illuetretien showing' you the clattarest
between them. She—What is it?Be-
sin living on expectation anti any Mika
living on hope.
In a liewery meeemn there is a "
gram of Lady Pie Eaten," and they
depicted on the "oil painting" ouMide
eagerly devouring great segments of
womee isee
Past tee ea.vevine, girlish fancies, east tho without the aid of either knife or fork
fact that ought to etne l•he vexed quest
it eliquette, how a limy should eat pie,
gor aer heart JestA, Muni 'its double—settled
now no more to roma
aie she dreamed of himpy home -life in to -mon less search for her guest's silk umbre
" Yee," and the landlady, after a ft
row Mercy day—T theueht it had been stolen and no
aloine where she eould sitin ellence, titanut
love her life away;
Where the joy of loving deeply brings no
thought save that of bliss
Where the sorrows born of living flee at touch
of husband's kiss,
'Whore the strong via ii proteetor, cod the
'weak heartetrong alwey,
Whore the eyrikefe snarl le vanquished by the
sunburst of love's day.
'Blessed thought of home -life sweeter than
over thought beeide eould'
where two shall build their heaven, lov-
ing ever perfectly.
Would the horns -life be kept empty, naught
beside o'er enter there?.
Are they fearful lest the hearth -wealth scanty
prove with three to share?
,Blessod thoughts of baby fingers, patter soft of
baby feet,
All there's room for child and husband
Women's hearts are wide and deep.
The Gulf Stream flows at the rote of four
• miles an hour,
Melly cooks have peppery tempera, but
• few are ever committed for assault.
I hear Lollypop has given up using
tobacco." " Yes ; he smokes cigarettes
now,"
"Did you and it Very expensive at the
beach?" "Awfully ! Even the tide was
high."
Miss Flirt—Who is going to give the
bride away ? Miss Pert—I could, but I
wonldent be so mean.
" Did eine engagement of Hawkins and
Miss alleks end in a tie I" "No. It ended
an a drew. She drew out."
.Tureer Ven Newlesi—I am going to turn
over a new leaf. Jack Bintintyr—Better
turn down the corner so you Won't lose your
. place.
"Who won that long distance walking
match 7' " Spriggins." " He did ; who
was his trainer ?" "His lOnnonthe-old
baby."
Jack—Priscilla has made George happy.
Clitra--Bin so glad to hoar it 1 When are
they to he married? Jack—Never. She has
refused him.
Buggins—There goes a man who never
lost a bet. Muggins---You don't say. What
is the aeoret of his success? Buggine—He
never made one.
"Isfoothalt a gambling game ?" Rusher
—Well, Dodger lost $25 in gold yesterday.
"Why didn't he leave it at home?""He
couldn't • it was in his teeth.
" I always knew it was unlucky to sit
down to dinner with thirteen at the table,"
remarked Chumpley, as the other twelve
filed out and left him to pay the bill.
Prunella--Leander Smith is the meanest
fellow I ever heard of. Priscilla—I.Why do
you think so'? Prunella—He saved my
life, and then didn't ask me to marry him 1
Judge—Didn't you tell this lady that if
she dirt net hand you over her purse she
would have to die? Prisoner—What harm
was that? Haven't we all to die some
time
"We doctors have the ativentagepf you
clergymen ; we practice while you only
preach." "Very true • we can only tell
people to go to heaven, you send them
there."
"What makes old Chief Son•of•a•gun so
happy to•uight ?" "He robbed a travel-
ling opera troupe last night and scooped it
trunk full of wigs. He thinks they're
scalpa."
"Hello, -Shanks' I ' Did yer hear dat
Jimmy Julesee' dad is dead.?" " No. Did
he leave Jamey anything ?"'"I dunno ;
but I guess he didn't leave him nuthin' but
a orphan."
Millet—Did you notice there are certain
tones in Miss Thrum's voice that deeply
move people? Mallett—Yes, indeed, pretty
nearly everyone in the room loft as soon as
• she began teasing.
Mother—Didn't 'I •beer a kiln as Mr.
Hitiet was leaving last night? Mabel—
Well, if you heard it you mush have pretty
gond ears; we thought .we wore doing it as
quietly as possible.
Mother--DkIn't I hear a kiss as Mr.
Mihai was leaving last night? Mabel—
Well,-if you beard it you must have pretty
good ears ; we thought we were doing it as
quietly as possible.
The following advertisement appeared
recently in a French paper: " Wanted, a
distinguiehed and healthy -looking man to
be cured patient' in a doctor's waiting
room. Address'," etc.
"I thought you mid your boy's nurse was
a colored girl, Mr. Hicks," said the visitor.
" I saw her to -day, and she's white." "Oh,
well, she looks white," said Mrs. Hicks,
" but in reality she is veny green."
"No, Mr. Titn,berwheol," said Miss
Elder, kindly InWfirmly, "I cannot marry
you, but I'll, be a—" "Thanks, Miss
:Elden" interrupted the rejected one, spite-
fully; "but I have two grandmothers.
Gunter—Hunter intimated that he was a
'noted oolleetor. Has he any unique collec-
tion at his house:? Bunter—Yes, his collie -
tiers a autographs of private secretaries of
,oelebritiee le the largest in the world."
The Empress of Russia's court drew,
-which is valued at £3,000, has • only been
,worn on one occasion, viz..: at the corona-
tion of the present Emperor. It is covered
with magnificent embroidery in real silver.
Husband (itrite,bly.)-00,n't you remember
where I said I left my glasses at breakfast
this morning'? 'Wife—I'm marry, dear; I
really can't. Husband (peevistay)--That
-just shows the forgetfulness of you women.
Stranger—Why. do you Mai in this lake ?
There are nm
o fish it. Fisherman—I know
"there are no fish here. That's the very
'reason I do enemy fishing here. It dement
worry me in the least when I don't get a
-bite.
Another engine fitted with liquid fuel has
been rousing on -the Great Easter Railway,
England—one of it class of ten similar et -
sprees engbies--ancl as compared` with the
totlaer sante engines doing the same round of
duty, is reporeed as doing efficient service.
Bumpus—No weman will ever have me
under her thumb. MeSruith—By Jove 1
Here comes your wife. Butrivis—Oh,
heavens I Where can I hide? MOSinith—
In there, quick 1 Bumpus—Has she gone ?
IvIeSinith—Yes. Butripds—Well, whit did
'I tell you ?
One of, the names given to the infant
daughter of the German Emperor is the
homely English pas of ' Jenny," aud thus
the baby prisms will be known in the
family circle, Victoria, Louise Leopoldine
Ousel°, being kept for company and state
• occasions. Who shall say now that grand -
non William clews not like his mother's
'imily and its Euglieh aseeeiatione.
Site—Is there any real difference betwee
+hope and expectation ? He—Oh, yes, n
nun eetisUed that it woe." "You may
satisfied," replied the guest dryly, "
Pra blest if I am."
A church member in a western to
recently attempted to have his pastor
*tilled for using the slang plums° " not
in it." But he was crushed wheo
elergyman produced the manuscript of
sermon and reaa this sentence from it:
a word, my Christian hearers, the Ark t
a miniature world; there Was no forl
lite that was not in it."
" There are no bones broken," seld
surgeon after a brief exuaninetion of
inanimate form that lay on the cot In
drug snore, where it had been placed
willing hands immediately after the r
away accident,' but her phoulder is di
acted, It will have to be pulled in place
i
main strength. That is all there s to
With st eudden expression of pain the yo
woman from Bostoo opened her eyes.
think 'that is all there itt of it' is the
mot expression," she said, and /abated a
again,
"it's quite a heavy shower w
having," he said, cheerily, to the man
had entered with his clothes soaked and
umbrella crippled. "Yes, sir," replied
stranger, testily, " it is a heavy show
hut; you have failed to remark also
interesting facts that the shower is fall
downward front above, that it's a
shower, and that ibis raining on both s
of the street. Also you have neglected
observe that this is the year 1892, that
earth is round, and that there are
seasons each year. But I'm obliged to
for your information about the weath
And the stranger walked away, wit
glitter of vindictive triumph in his eye.
The new treatment for pulmo
disease, that of freezing out the cense
tive bacillus, has very grave dise,dvante
Living in bare rooms, almost fireless in
severest weather, may prevent the gro
of tubercle, but it would probably en
der as fine a case of rheumatism as gee
record. The theory that cold is death,
heat is life, is one that physiciene a
eating this "freezing treatment," will
still works both ways. If one must d
and that seems to be the fate of most pe
—it would be preferable to pass hence o
tenably, rather than to endure t
physical tortures associated with pectin
privation while trying to live. Howe
the world is as full of fads and theorie
the sea is of SA, and perhaps frer chi
death is as rood a catch as any.
There its one very interesting arti,a-
the last "Popular Science Monthly"
Allen Pringle on "Reasoning Animals,
which some astonishing incidents are gi
which lead him to the following oonolusir
"The conclusion I have reached is t
The horse, the cow, the dog, the honey
and other animals have a certain dome
reason and intelligence, as well as anti
and also have, some of them, strong s
and domestic feelings, and are there
entitled to greater consideration and Iris
treatment at the hand of man than
sometimes get. I have also come to
conclusion, viewing the multitude of
takes and follies of the higher animal, ma
that his 'superior reason and more exa
faculties are not on the whole turned t
good account as the inferior reason
faculties of the so-called brute beasts.
A drop of oil and a feather may make
difference between misery and compar
comfort. Where have I heard the deli
fat story of the feather that cured
nervous family? How the door ere
and creaked, and the delicate wife shiv
and was miserable, and the tired,
worked husband fidgeted, and then grow
anti then snarled, and finally swore,
the children whined and fretted and
reled ; and all the while no one knew
was the matter. One day the husband,
by a self -defined impulse, took a fe
and a drop of oil and oiled the hinge
the door. When the wife saw him
she thought," How kind and es:timid
is William," and her nerves no lo
rasped by the odious creaking, abs gre
him with a smile that made hint
like oiling doors all day; whereutto
smiled too, and said something plea
and was anowered cheerfully, and
children tried that too, and straign
found the day pleasanter than they
thought, and resolved to go out and
together. And the next thing, this k
family was going to a concert toge
all well and cheerful, and just like
body else.
"Probably nothing in the world," ci
thoughtful conductor on the Grand Tr
is more fascinating than a railroad Me
motion. People who work in shops
the tracks in towne and villages neve
to drop their tools and run to the doo
gaze out the windows whenever a passe
train whizzes by. There may be e. doze
them every day in the year, but that do
matter. Every time the bell clangs
ceases and the windows are filled
faces. It is the same in the country.
being whirled along at the rate of 30 mil
hour'the traveller often sees alienee lo
near the tracks. Somebody is always at
log in the door or looking out the win
to see the trainnitt pass. The same f
may live there for years, and the
traveller may pass and repass daily; h
always notice that everybody, about
place ceases work or play, as the
may be, to watch the train.
farmer plowing in the field
fails to stop his horses and
around so that he may gaze after
whizzing oars, although they go by
monotonous regularity day after da
month after month, and even the meal
in quest of beach-nute stops when
way over the fence to wave his hat
passengers. Some philosophical mat
tioian who has nothing else to de mig
out a few interesting statistics conce
the time spent and money lost in gazi
the iron horse."
All the weeping willows of Ameri
said to spring from a slip sent from En
by Alexander Pope. This is not Ina
as the willow takes root in champ toil
remarkable ease.
Cawker (entering etere)—Let me h
bottle of arnica, please. Dealer—Thi
a dreg store. Cawker—I know that
yeti have a sign in your wiralOw which
"Bicycle& supplies"
Little girl—Papa is makin' a awful
sniffiu' around Wm house,and oxen
the drain pipes mict everything. Ma
Mercy ? I insist have left my ot
teed ancorcked. Run, get in
They have got things down very 6
England. At the foot of every hi
driver of a cortaih Yerkehire on
shouts, '; First chutes passengers keep
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seats 1 Second class paesengrre get out
and svalli ! Third OiSse passengers get out
and push !"
,
asegletrate—I seep to know your face T
Peisoner—Yee. ; we were boys together.
Magistrate—Nonsense 1 Pritioner--Yus we
WM. We're both about the same age, se
we meat have been boys together.Nation
.. It • t
m going e put a policeman's chorus
in • this Opera/' said tint composer, ;' if I
can only get. a good characteristic effece"
you have to do is to put plenty of rests
i4 ov:. aohootth74;_y:roall.kopinagesatbhosi:riatiulaanc:::
in Ian
the worst of all is the man who slaps you
on the back and says, ii Who will we elect
this time, old boy ?' Mr. Backbay (of 1?.ote
too) —Horrible I horrible I He ehoold see
‘, villein." -
Mr. et el
gttgonawAnt so your tether is a
st•oollmoker in Boston? Is he a ball or a
' . ..
bear? Boston child—Sir ! Mr. Gotham --
Does he deal for a rise or a fall in prices?
B siten child—Oh ! Well somensnes he's
'
en optimist and eornetirnee a neeentt.r.
Customer—Yon told me my dates shirt
would be done to -day. laundryman I
know it sir. But the trouble is with my
' ' '
chief assistant. Customer—What's the
matter—is he ill? Laundryman—Ob, no;
he is just your 'size, and he had to go to
• ' -
a full-drees hop last night. . •place
•
Chairman (campaign committee) —Yes,
we neva some good writers for our literary
bureau. Have you had any experience at
.
campaign literature? Applicant—No, sin
I am a writee of summer hotel advertise-
merits. Chairman—Glorious I Take that
desk there of the gentlemen who
alongside g. w
used to figuremp newspaper circulations,
.The wife of the young Methodist minister
was taking up her carpets and otherwise
making preparations for moving, W
" - - e've
only been here for a year," she said, "and
Wesley and I bad so hoped he would be
sent back to this charge for another year,
I try to be resigned to '• the Lord's will.
but I tell you, Sister Wayland, if ever I
get a chance to talk to •that Bishop I'll
make his ears tingle—now you mark my
word 1" ' • ,
The bicycle has been broken and tamed
for domestic purposes. The old bicycle of
a few years ago was as tricky as a broneho,
but the modern wheel is as traotable as a
lamb. The old-time bicycle, which would
ren away with Its rider and then throw him
off and kick him in the neck, is now
eupeaseded . by one which , is ridden by a
baby. It is no strange sight to see a proud
father bowling along with his heir swung
in frontof him, and chirping contentedly
from itreplace behind the handle -bar,
.
The power of ashes to absorb heat is not
appreciated or so many housekeepers would
1.
nes so uniformally allow, their servants to
empty the ashes. A stove that is kept , free
front ashes and soot not only burns better,
but gives out•more heat for the amount of
fire. A mass of &ghee under a grate absorbs
a large amount of heat, and for this reason,
if not for the sake of neatness, the ashes
should be removed systematically every
day. A bright stove sends out far more
heat than a dull one. So it is not only a
matter of appearance, but a matter of use
•
lo keep the kitchen stove shining and
polished as well as free from ashes, •
ONCE UPON A TIME.
Little maid
Pleasant smile;
Dude so neat,
Dressed in style.
Dude he bows,
Maid she smiles.
Married now, ,
'Fight in three styles,
Jayamith (worsted in a disoussion)—I
won't argue with a fool. Cameo (cheerfully)
--I will. Now that point you disputed
last. I— But Javsneth had escaped.
P.runella—Did you toll him I was out,
Maria? Her 'Maid—Yes, ma'am. Pru-
cella—Did he seem to ,believe you? Her
Maid—Not until I said that you told me to
tell him so. .
Hotel D to I h there will
Summer, . oc. t— hope.
be no mistake in administering these meth-
cities. Servant—Have no fear, doctor. I
professional andmadam• ma
am a nurse is a p
fessional invalid.
It's no use for e, man to try. and enjoy
looking at the priceless treasures of an art
gallery when he has a big hole in the toe of
his tight stocking and can feel it while he is
walking around. . ,
"I• think it's pretty rough," sighed
Tommy, "that the best first baseman on
the nine has to be kept in school. and •miss
the game just because I said that the North
Pole was in the North Sea."
"There, dear," said Mrs. McBride, when
the curtain went down, as she handed him
a couple of doves, "There, dear, you won't
need to go out between the acts to -night.
Wasn't your little wifey thoughtful ?" •
Mr. Hopeful (feeling his way)—I ton the
-'Total
only one your sister' goes to operas 'and
theaters with. am I not? Her Little
13rother—Yep. Mr. Nicefellow is away,
and you're the only one he isn't jealous of.
' Nervous Jenkins—I haven't felt well for
months, and the worst of it is that the
doctors don't seem to know what is the
matter. 'Cheerful Stiggins—Never mind,
old man; the autopsy will reveal every-
thing,
• h sold Alexandre Dumas, the novelist, as
his house in Paris to a member of the
Chamberf Deputies for 450 000 francs,
or ,l
fit of 330 000 francs e
making a pro , . .
will reside in a fine place in the Jolene of
Mealy'
• •
The doctor had just made a professional
Visit to her husband, and she overtook the
"- wish You
physician as he was leaving. T
would cure his cold, doctor; but don't stir
up his appetite until merketin' gets
cheaper." .
First Temperance Advocate—Old man
Staggers is worse than ever to reason with
now. Second Temperance Advocate—Yes,
he says ibis of no use to sign the pledge now
that a specific for the drink habit has been
discovered.
Strong Minded. Woman (to a relative,
called )M hb dba „
who has on her — v
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now got a position in the orchestra. • He
el e first fiddle,Relative—Nob t home
e'''''' -''s a "
does he 1 "You bet he doesn't play first
" 'd1 t home." " That's / n nt ,)
nu e a, whatt oug .
The Rev. Dr. Rainy, head of the Free
Church, recently Made an address in Edin-
ourgh ' on the subject of "Betting and
Theatre Going," in whith he asserted that
"there are three things which still etiolc to
the theatre—they are oeange peel, esavdtuit
end vice."
Upson Downee—Why do you avoid me
Von don't owe me any money. ()pitons—
No, Upton Downen—And X don't owe you
C . X Upton I) 4.
anything. mucus— o. , own
—Then why do you avoid me t Crams—
4-
So that ., , , .„t
oo Deaner of Us Wiii ever On erten
other anything.
Edwaed Atkiheon writes from England
and &inland that there is xio difficulty in
preventing the escape of smoke from fac•
tory chimneys whore the municipal authori•
ties insist upon it. The coal smoke question
neve be considered a burning issue, and Mr,
eatiese. emete 41se wzreLwr tr. i. 11441.nt, 44.4.4, i.;
•
theme. What can be done in Europe can
be deco here.
Mother (to her oldonaid daughter).—Why .,
jam weat do you mean by usine the
felatIlY B IIIe in that way ? You are aerate)),
Mg °ape . eras in the family record and in.
starting enema. Julia—It le a morn of my
birth, isn't it? "Yee it is," "Well, I en)
lowering the record."
The residente of Hamburg refused to s et
fish duriug the cholera scare, and the fiete
pitti:thrz4anaerdbe4neoa tmuodef, firotiAtIoullk(rii se: it; t,:ti, eteiho. eatITt: ei bet:1;y: nypfi oueoulellinientridgb ietttt,oeti eitisrteEetahliclual rii.t
s • i ,us t '
give their I' ,'' - ° Hamburg.
Whenevr r a ieSt, loi., S an egg, se set en
is she in selfetioniatatiou as to feel that the
whole lIt111/0h.1 mum he sumnaoeed to teas
note of the ueeneurtu.3 event. Joshua one-
, ,
niandine liiik, 0 I, it V.I.', .11,1 Still in thil heaves
tal he bed got terough with his lti.t le looal
light was modest); iti;elf to the hi 44',4 44.•Ivete
consciousness
'
More skill and dexterity are neptired in
' •
carving roast fowl than in ordinary jeinte.
begin by inserting the knife between the leg
ani the body, so as to out through thejoint;
then Imre the leg back with the fork, and
if the bird its young the joint will give way
Deily. The wing should next be removed
. . „ , .
In a similar zunmen After these four quar-
ter s have been removed., enter the knife
into the top of the breast, and out under
the merry -thought so as to loosen it, lifting
it with the fork, then out long, thin slices
from both sides of the 'breast. Next turn
the fowl back upward, put the knife into
the bone midway between the nook d the
sal e
d ' '1 d n Ill
an on raising the ower on x w
rump, •
separate readily. The breast and• wings
are considered the most delicate part of the
fowl. , '
There is one young'•
gentleman in London
who is determined that marriage shall not
be a failure with him at least. He took the
young lady he was engaged to to the Lyric
Theatre on Monday evening and . installed
her in a box. In tile next box was another
sroung fellow; handsome and dashing, with
whom the young lady established a lively,
though surreptitious flirtation. Young
fellow No. 1 protested in vain, whereupon
he left the box, reappeared at that of the
masher, and told him that the young lady
in the next box wished to make his accrainin
anon Young fellow No. 2 Was delighted
and accompanied young fellow No. 1 to the
presence of the fickle tam one, and young
fellowNo. 1 intreduoedthernmayingquietly:
"This gentleman will see you home." He
then. left the theatre and the young lady
has never seen nor heard of him since. All
parties are well known in good society, and
consequently the affair is much gossiped
about.
JOHN BOLL AND ROYALTY
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Soifio Princes and Princesses the British i
Has to Support.
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A. Fenitly or Dorn Ruiers--Eire and Dis t
riltiantLI et csrna IT.; th:e y. 8 4) alareett i unit eoer:11 srt ehoe: At osr4ro my:so:fur :8 ec
ariecdote of the Late Lord Tennyson. t
LONDON, NoVelilber. n
1..; else, mt OTT. you know the ll
n British tempeyer is i
si quite Loyal enotigh to a
feel.plearre.4 when Her a.
I - Majesty Queen Vic- t
•., c torie feels pleased? °
and by way of °Wig -
7 ,, hag the Queen, who 4
• , a' '',010 has been the boast of a
e e _en.
-1 / !) the country for 55 T
i''Illi years,daihme vonciteey8 oangaonodd 1
I ateass
I 4--- off to benefit Her e
'' lif Majesty's very flamer- 1
one relatives and friends many of them u
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foreigners. Whatever changes may take e
under another reign, Royal incomes a
are eafe enough at their preemie quotation t
during the lifetime of Victoria I. The `
Sovereign' d daughtersall Sovereign's sons an are a pro-
aided for, and so are Her Majesty's cousins
of Cambridge the Duke and his two n
' t th G, el Duchessf II kl b -
am erg— e ran o cc en urg- ,
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Strelitz and the Duchess Mary of Twasken- t
ham. The three last named were fortunate n
in securing an income from the national -
s
exchequer long before the Hue was drawn 1
&gams e grandchildren. 1
t the Monarch's
The Cambridge's, George, Augusta and ]
Mary, were put on the life allowance list 3
because King George III. was their grand- 1
father. Augusta married well and went ,
away to spend her English allowance of i
$15,000 a; year in Germany. George rose by ,
leaps and bounds in the British army till he
became its Commanderan-Ghlef and re -i
oeived corresponding pay, Mary remained (
the One most in need of an annuity, having i
elected for love in a cottage with a Prince 1
who had nothing_ to do. A. bargain being 4
a bargain, John, Bull has- never made, any 4
bones over the stipulated royal pensions, ,
and displays the same philosophic spirit in 1
forwarding fortunes to the wises of Teuton .
Princes residing abroad as in providing home 1
Princesses with a sufficiency for husbands ,
and children.
JOHN. KICKED AT THE srunTrronterous ,
• ,3 CHILDREN. 1
1
The only time this universal provider 4
ever when the attempt was made 1
kicked was
to bind him everlastingly to' a covenant 1
with the Sovereign's grandchildren. It
was quite assumed for granted by royalties
and an obsequious entourage that sons and
daughters of the Qneens eons were quite 1
safe for life pensions. However, the ten- !
deney of the present age tends more to new i
laws than old ones, and a " break " *ensued I
between past and future provisions for the 1
first family. Under the old regime the tax- I
would have been called upon to make I
payer • • • -
life-long provision for the children of three s
Royal Dukes—Edinburgh, C 1 t d I
annaug i an
Albany—as well as the Wales branch. The 7
new dispensation supplies the Prince of 4
Wales with an extra $180,000 per annum, 7
for his family, and leaves his brothers to !
bring up and bring out their sons and I
daughters on whatever means they may 1
already possess. Queen Victoria's retire- I
meat from public representation has largely I
helped this state of things, it being argued
by the bulk of her subjects that Her Majes- •
ty's savings must be so considerable that she :
can handsomely provide for any grandehin '
dh
rein needing such help.
MRS. VICTORIA_ FORKS OCT.
Whatever the Queen's reserve funds may
be—perhaps not so many trillions of dollars
as imagined—is is evident that the chief
pull on them has not been made bysons, but
by. those daughters who haverearried poorly
and been thankful to fall back on dear
mamma for assistance. The Duke of Edin-
.
burgh having fallen in love: where
Money was, following a wise old
.
saw, is happily above the ne-
washy of appealing for further, allowances
as his family grows up • though, had the
old 'rule remained in force the country
would doubtless have been called upon for
$15,000 a year towards his daughter's,
-
Princess Marie's, maintenance as Crown
Princess of Roumania. The comfortable
circumstances of the Connaughts preclude
all apprehension that their children will
run short of money; andas for the Duchess
of Albany's orphan boy and girl. it must be
hoped thet their august grandmother will
remember them .in her will to the same
advantage as her other descendants. Other -
wine little Duke Leopold, who is a true -
born British Prince, may have scant means
to back his name, style and dignities, and
be little better off than the semi -royal
prineelets, sons of foreign fathers, who seem
likely to found a colony in the British
empire.
WALES LOSES HIS AMBITIONS.
The British court has arrived at a pitch
of stagnation the like of which has .never
before been known. The question stands
thus. The Queen has reached a consider-
able age, nothing extraordinary, but still,
Her sons and daughters e
considerable. ar
all married. The heir -apparent has waited
g for the expected reversion of the
so lon-
throne that they say he has now abandoned
• - ''' • •
the idea of ever wielding the. sceptre or
donning that crown which nob a few fear he
will find rather uncomfortable to wear. He
has seen everything worth seeing end knows
everybody worth knowing; he seems to
have no mission to effect, no purpose to
carry. out. Politics he must not meddle
with, nor, if he might, has he any aptitude
for such a game. He has exhausted the
material resources of life and doesn't care a
rap for amusement of any k issa. The
"exigencies of his position" Prevent him
from acting sensibly and compel him to keep
up a show of '' state " whether he will or
not. He is at the beck and call of all
manner of people, most of them having axes
of their own to grind and all of them hoping
to get something out of their shots der.
rubbings with the Princes ,
AN ACCOMMODATnem FAMITaY OP RULERS.
, , ,
The matmer in which Prince Ferdinand
of Hohenzollern, who is to marry the
Princess Marie of Edinburgh next January,
cense to be heir -presumptive to the throne
of Rotimenia is eminently characteristic of
; the family to which he belongs, and in
which there is a nicht supply of princess
. . . . ... .
of various religious dhs—RonsenMatlioncs
Orthodox ancfProtestant—hept " in stook"
for emergencies. They have always been
able in this fatalism to provide e ruler for
;
any nacelle throne. The King and Queen
Ro ma 'o, re childless, hen the -
o u en a ce e sue
cession fell to King Charles' brother, Prince
___ , ,
Leopold of Hohenzollern ; he, however,
some years ago renounced hie regime in
•
favor of his brother, Princes Ferdinand,
who is now the heir to the Ron -
minden throne, which, rumor has it, be
soy very. possibly occupy oven. before the
death Of King Charles, who has been
credited with a desire to elidicete. His
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MCCOM17111 s Rheumatic Revenant.
,
Do you suffer with rheumatic pains in
body or limbs? If you have used everything
available without relief, ask your druggist
for this valuable internal remedy neatly
put up hi dollar bottles by Vin A.
aleCollom, Tilsonburg. Sold by Wholesale
Druggists, of Montreal, Toronto, Hamilton,
Leaden and Winnipeg.
Drayage or Cartage Mate&
At the meeting of the General Freigh ;
Officers' Association of Canada, held in
Montreal last week, the question of dray-
age or cartage at points where that service
is performed by the railways was considered,
&eft it was decided that on and after No -
vernber 14th, the charge for that service
would be separated from the freight tariff
rates charged. to and from tne points
affected. Under the new regulations a
charge for cartage or drayage will be as fon
lows: On classes, L IL. ILI. and IV., the
drayage charge will'be 1-e. per 100 lbs.,
and on class V. le. per 100 lbs. at each
place where cartage is performed. This is
practically carrying out the transportation
-
service for collection delivery a aimile.r
manner to that in force in the Tanked
States and Great Britain and gives mann-
fecturers the benefit they are entitled to for
the money they have expended on private
• •
sidings where such exist, and in addition
will probably distribute to a great extent
the cartage business, which is now so
-
largely controlled by the three important
cartage agencies of the country—the Do-
minion, liendrie's and Shedden.
Emaciated Peonie Grow Fat.
—
Do you sometimes feel as though your
vital energy was sinking, and you needed
some 'powerful agency, to recuperate it?
Do you sometimes long for stimulants to
brace you up'? That is the time to take
"Miller's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil," be-
cause it contains life giving principles
through its power tonreate flesh aad blood.
By Miring it according to directions emaci-
abed and eafeebled people have been known
to actually grow fat at the rate of from five
to ten pounds per bottle consumed. In big
bottles, 50o. and $1, at all Drug Stores.
.
Abstinence.
The Catholic School and Home Magazi9ia
published an earnest appeal to mothers to
guard their homes against the danger of in -
temperance. The following are some of its
forcible sentiments : "Mothers of Christ tee
homes, be apostles of temperance. You can
sum:nest where the printed word and the
eloquent address will fail. Preach in your
homes ; preach total abstinence by word
and example; and in your family prayers
b I t d its sweet influence, into
beg maven o son .
the hearts of your loved ones. When your
boys are pledged at their first' communion,
watch over their pledge very carefully,
th • dawningb l K
especiallyin their man oot• Keep
them out of clubs which are frequently the
places where their pledge is most
endangered. 'Watch them, pray for them,
advise them, and you will be themothere of
good men who will be your pride.'
Corns Corns
•
Tender corns, painful corns, soft corns,
bleeding corns removed in a few days by
the only sure, safe and painless corn cura—
re
Putnam's Corn Extractor. Try it At
draggista. • •
Facts About Scarlet Fever.
From the study of statistice and the fade
derived from actual experiments with scam
. .. e,
let fever in his mate, Dr. C. N. Hewitt,
Secietery of the State Board of Health of
Minnesota, gives the following brief of
truths that should be known about this
disease: That ecarlatina is mast fatal in
' young children under 5 years of age (65 per
cent.) ; that 33 per dent. of all deaths ea-
our in school -going children; that it has
hot proved fatal, in the last five years in
Minnesota, to persons over 30 years of age
that it is most fatal In the spring, but mom
? Miley begins to rise in the late fall, and iti.
creases till May; that the mortality
, . test in our larger
1° the foe' -
a cities, and least in scattered population
t Winos tat ort conclusions
that these w a . i prt d. .
baited on other Ovidenee, that the Mew is
it largely b •contact d •
spree. y ,personalan in-
footed clothing, chiefly by the last.
- -
Winne suffering from toothache use
Gibbons.' Toothache gum. Sold by all
drugglete.
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There have been many' cases recorded. of
infirttill1R who have never had any teeth,
ueen, the romentie "Carmen, Sylvap the
oat and playwright, enjeye feeble 1184404‘
nd by no means hankers after the delight*
I royal receptions. She would infinitely
refer the solitude of her picturesque
Quentin home at Siuia.
EIJAL COUSINS AND DIDN'T KNOW Ma
An ingenious pedigree hunter has just
iscovered that Princess Louise, daughter
f the Prince ef Wanes, and her husbands
he Delo of Fife, are cousins, not of the
list degree, certainly, but near enough to
onstitute a relationship upon more solid
rounds than 110141e people sesame when
hey, want to class kindred with those Lu a
ore exalted position than themselves. It
worked out in thle wipe;
The mother of the Dake of Fife was Lady
gluts Hay, whose mother again was Lady
lizabeth Fitz -Clarence, the issue of Win
am IV's, well-known Ziai8on with Dora dors
Ian, the aotrese, whose eldest son was
reated lied of Munster, and whose brother
ally FiM-Clarence, was a well-known man
bout town.
Whop ibis remembered that the Duke of
eist and the Duke of Clarence, William
V., were brother, the cousinship can be
asily traced. Through the workings of the
oyal Marriage Act the offspring of Dora
°mien has to bear the tele -telling prefix of
'Fits" which likewise precedes the mane
f the children of the larike of Cambridge
y the late Mrs. Fairbrother—the "Fitz-
eorgea."
ME LORD WRO CHEATED AT CARDS.
A question which is raising a considerable
mount of speculation in court circlee is
hether the post of .Lords -in -Waiting on
he Queen shall be permanent. Hitherto
uoh has been the case, but With the &d-
ance of the times and the march of intel-
ot ibis thought that a little variety would.
to permissable. There are two permanent
ords-in-Waiting, viz., Lord de Roe and
ord Churohill. Apropos of the former
here was a great scandal in the first year
f Queen Victoria's reign in connection with
he father of the present holder of the title,
us'bioh still renders the name notorious.
Lord de Roe, the twenty-second of his
ame, was,in fact, convicted of cheating at
'
rds having brought down this charge
ponhitriself by a foolish action for defame -
ion he entered against a gentleman named
amming, who had moused His Lordship
f using marked cards at play. Among the
witnesses who came forward to prove this
ad accusation was that mighty whistplayer,
Lord Henry Bentiek, Lord de Roe losing,
ot only the day, but his good name. There
as a good story told at the time of a
oung member of the Travellers' Club,
here the incident occurred. The yougster
d noticed Lord tie Roe perform that pretty
but dangerous trick known as neuter le
upe, and on asking an older member what
e ought to do, received as a reply, "Bet
pon him." ,
THEODORE HOOK'S GRIM JOKE.
It was of Lord de Ros—whose name, by
he way, is pronounced " Room "—that
heodore Hook once suggested the follow-,
g pithy epitaph, as an allusion to his
ondness of candy, "Here lies Henry,
worthy -second Baron de Roe, in joyful
peotation of the last trump !" It was
his Lord de Ros' brother, whose widow
Lied only the other day, the last survivor of
hat historic ball given at Brussels, by the
uke of Richmond on the eve of the battle
f Waterloo, and referred to by Byron.
ady de Ros was the Duke's daughter.
he present Lord de Res is the twenty -
earth bearer of the title, one which has •
armed through some singular vicissitudes in
ts transmission from the thirteenth con -
Lord Churchill, the other lord -in -waiting,
who, ibis said, will shortly retire from his
oat, is not to be confounded in any way
with his namesake, Lord Randolph. Both,
ibis true, belong to the same stook, the first
Lord Churehill having been a second son of
he fourth Duke of Marlborough. .
Curious to say, the Duke of Marlborough
f the present day is also a Baron Churchill,
but the family name of the Lord of Blen-
heim is Spencer Churchill. It is purely by
the act of descent that Lord Churchill la a.
"Prince of the holy Roman Empire," an
honor shared by some dozen or so other
members of the English aristocracy.
FROM SCULLERY TO CORONET.
Lady Ida Waldegrave—the name in cor-
rect society, by the way, is pronounced as
if only of two syllables—who hoe just died,
was & daughter of the sixth earl—the
present holder of the title is the ninth—and
a sister, therefore, of the well-known Lord
Waldegrave'whose brilliant wife made
Strawberry Hill, near London, famous even
after the memory of Horace Walpole. Tc
many of the past generation she was, how-
ever, far more interesting as the daughter
of John Braham, the singer, the predeces-
sor of Sims Reeves in rendering the " Bay
of Biscay" and many another song of that
"brandy and water" school to which
Thackeray referred all such ballads. There
was a story about that Braham's name was
originally Abraham, and that, for obvious
reasons, he knocked off the "A," bat
whatever his origin, his voice was the
sweetest of his time, and clad in the mar-
vellous theatrical costumes of a period that
racked not of accuracy in such details, he •
was the hero of many an opera that, in
these days of Wagner and Ilaecagni, the
present generation is far too ant to pooh-
pooh.
THE POET•LAUREATE PUTS HIS FOOT IN IT.
Anecdotes of Tennyson are still rife.
Here in another to add to the innumerable
ones already related. A very dear friend
of the late poet's, the Rev. Dr. Fowler, is
the narrator. It was, he says, in the latter
part of 1862—the year after the death of
the Prince Consort. I was conversing with
Mrs. Tennyson on the sudden death of a
much -valued common friend and the lone-
liness of his widow, when Tennyison, who
had been stalking up and down the end of
the bow -windowed drawing -room with his
taunt long stride, suddenly broke in with:
"I saw another widow three days ago."
"Indeed," I replied, and who was that ?"'
"The Queen," he replied in his deepest
tones. She sent for me to Osborne."
"I said that I supposed. Her Majesty
wished to thank him for his noble tribute
to the memory of the Prince Consort, and,
with perhaps pardonable curiosity, went
on to ask what the Queen had said to him,"
"I can't remember,", he said. "I lost
my head. I only remember what I said to
the Queen—big fool that I was."
"What was that ?" Why what an
excellent king Prince Albert would have
made. As soon as it was out of my mouth
I felt What a blunder I had made. Bat
happily it proved to be the Very right thing
to have Said,
The Queen replied that that had been the
constant sorrow of her life—that she was
called on to govern while he who was so
worthy of the first place was obliged to
take a remade*, potation.
Tennyson had little more to say of his
reception, except that, notwithetending the
perfect oalmness and self-restraint of the
Queen, and the sweet eonaideration she
manifested for hint, the interview was a
peculiarly trying °tie, and he was glad when
it was over. But however trying at the
time, the occasion woe . one on which he
dwelt afterwards with honest pride as one
of thereat rewards cif his lifp.