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The Exeter Advocate, 1892-11-10, Page 3LAUGH AND LEARN, Sir Harrow's onfoldss• "For once I will be in the fashion, So, iinitlier, please let in° alone ; Nisi; usset, cut it tam latest, St And don't leave out a bone -- Sixteen or twenty if needed+ (They make one look xp chic Aud fitting as tight as it Paris glove -- So take my measure quick. " Oh, yos, exceedingly derelleiie, Ana at the back the same; Paint shan't See Pao till1 eel there— Then won't he be sorry he came ? But 1 don't care 'tis onl; for once; I may win Sir Harry tonight, He has never can me inviarty dre,sS, A . nd thinke me a child. white.' So Bossy went to the Lance& ball, And danced with Sir Harry twice, Thensat in zi draught oil the hallway stair, Chatting and eating an ice. The void, aiv blew on the dainty throat, Till she shivered, and laughing said, "I the old !elks know I was sitting here They would nearly die of dread." It was only a month from the Lancers' ball, And Bossy, so still and white, Lay limier the glass of the coffin lid In the dress she wore Um night. ir Harry looked on and heaved a When they had buried her under the snow; They're pretty," he said, "these American belies, 'tut a little too chic, don.eher.know ?" 'era—Is not Mr. Brainard somethingin lo? itfaucl—I cannot say mikes lie i e s a ter. I remember him blowing a fish horn ten Yele won the boat race. She—And are you sure you well like mar- ried life as well as you did your club ? He—Ob, yea ! She—And are you so awfully fond of your club? He—Not very. Moody, the Evangelist, will begin next year the task of converting the Vitest End of London, under the auspices of a commit- tee of rich and influential churchmen now being formed. Freshleigh—Why do you 'call the grooms- man at a wedding the best man? Benedict —Because he has the best of it. He has all the platen:me of the affair without having the bride saddled on him. Sho was 35 at the lowest estimate, and she looked tenderly upon him as he slipped his arra around her waist. "You are the Arse man," she murmured, "who ever put his arm around me." He took it away swiftly. "Great guns," he whispered, hoarsely, "and I thought I knew a good thing when I saw Officer Zermlornoski (who has come to the Bilkin's residence from the scene of a ,painful aeoldent)—Is this Mrs. Bilkins, mum? Mrs. Bilkins—Yes. Officer Zerml- onioski—Well, I've been sent to tell you that your husband's head bee been bruk iv, mum, and I'm to breakit to you gently, mum. She—Where were you leek night Bo late that you couldn't gee home with after mid - .night? He—I was down e., Jack Barney's .office, helping him to make eut some state- ments. She—Oh, you were, eh ? Well, let me tell you this : 1 i Mr. Barney's eitatements aren't any me: 0 sellable than the •one you have just made, teed, will be some tall aicking among his curate -eerie The best way to preserve a gun from rust- ing is to have a ring of zies, ealdered round the barrel, or, if it is net ooavenient to do this, to have a long strip of zinc soldered out of sight underneath the barrel. The salvage action which is excited between the zinc and the iron effectually prevents the oxidation of either metal, and as long as the zinc remains in contact with the iron not a particle of rust will appear on either the inside or outside of the barrel. In the first piece do nos expect everlast- ing wear of any umbrelle, no matter of what cost ; and, in the second plate, treat it well if you wish long service. It looks neater to carry it furled on the street, but it should be unfastened and shaken out when not in use, to prevent the folds from ,splitting. An occasional coat of varnish over the ferrule end will save it from look- ing shabby, as the stick will get marred there. When wet, dry partially with the umbrella closed and resting with the handle down. Clean a black umbrella, when spotted with mud, with ammonia and water. One of the most nutritious and healthful of foods is honey. It is the one menet that never clogs and can be eaten with irapunity at all times. Let your children eat all the bread and butter and honey they want. Give them great slices of bread covered with honey for their lancheons. It will do them good. From the time the new honey begins to come into the market until spring I feed my children honey every day, says a mother. If they have v. little cold or cough and trouble with their throats I give them strained honey mixed with a few drops of lemon juice, and it proves meet effectual. When they are hungry I give them a gener- ous slice of bread arid butter covered thick with honey, and they never get sick, as they would eating sweetmeats, Jellies and jams. From long years of experience I feel Justified in recommending honey as an ex- cellene and nutritive food, not only for children, but for grown people. rimy -Explained. The girl 1 knew as Mary Smith Is now Marie de Smythe. Her figure now is Junoesque, That once was trim and. lithe. Her hair, which was a glossy black, Is now the shade of gold, And the Western g.irlis English since She went abroad, I'm told. She was twenty. when I knew her first, And now she $ just eighteen, She's married, yet they call her "Miss," Whatever can it mean • I cannot understand the change; My head is iu a whirl. They tell me it is all because She is a curious girl, new* new fee a dinner given by het mother, Lady Roselyn, the nuinber of 13 geode, through swine accident were present, when the Lady Millicent, a eohool-girl of 16, not yet presented to wieldy, was called in to exorcise the fatality of the dreaded number. The present Duke fell promptly in love with the pretty maid, who thus became engaged before she had Wide her bnW to the Queen or catered the lists of social beauties. Loud talkieg or 1 1,ughter on the street is always bad form and in poor tete as well, Yet oever more so than where they attract the atbeation el strangers. Remember this and oontrol both voice and feelings, for no lady desires to make herself conspicuous. Don't turn to look efter another Woman, be matter how well or how hideously she may be gowned, and above all, dear, foolish little meedens, don'ts flirt with the chane passer- by of the opposite sex. One need not dilate on why the es things are wrong. Your own good taste and judgment will toll you all that. Enjoy bo the fullest all the fun to be had in this bright world • gaze your fill into the she') windows fie eeplete with feminine attractions ; go on your little ecida and matinee sprees, but don't let your spirits run away with you and make you appear in a ligbt that is sure to be detrunental. Lady -like conduct is to be commended at all times, hue never is it more appreeiated than on the street, where daily there are given so many exhibitions of an entirely diffetent character. Keeping booka in good condition is no small task. On this subject a furniture dealer, who happens to be a lover of books as well, is quoted by the New York Times as followe "Low book shelves have an origin in a reason besides the caprice of fashion. Heat is injurious to the binding ot choice books, drying out the natural oil of the leather and making them warp and get out of shape. Most rooms are very warm in the upper parts, and these five and six foot bookcases are a necessity rather than a notion. Cold is as hard on books as over -heating, and an atmos- phere' that is too damp or too dry also injures them. The sun pouring in directly on the shelves fades the bindinge. You can have a cheerful, sunny library, and yet keep the volumes out of the sun's full power. A real book lover is like a horse lover—the one will tend his library as the other will his stables. I can tell when a person takes up a book if he loves them or not by the way he handles it. An open fire is another necessity in a library; books require good air like a human being, and gas ought never to be used where valuable books are kept. • Candles are hard on the eyes, though, and therefore should be avoided ; oil or electricity are all better than gas, which acts as readily on bindings as it does on silver. In lieu of tarnishing. however, it affects their elasticity and pliable qualitiee." The Organ Grinder's Baby. 'wonder what he thinks. As there he sits and blinks His little black oyes on his mother's lip; And calmly looks around On 'window, stoop and ground, And sucks his little candy -sticky lip. • wonder if he cares For all those stupid airs The organ grinds out up and down the street, "When Danny s by My Side; The skirt dance and. the glide A.nd "Maggie Murphy's lame" and "Mar- guerite." wonder what he'd do If he had a home like you. With nurse and toys, and little shoes and socks; And porridge and. new milk, And caps and cloaks of silk, And picture books and gorgeous building blocks. I guess he'd do the same As you babies of higher name, 'He'd kick the little heels up very high; A. lovely little 1.1c1, Till something made him mad, And then he'd yell and. hold his breath, and cry. The cattle yards in Chicago give employ- ment to 25,000 people. Mesquite—I have just withdrawn my bill for the season. Coat merchant—Then it is about time for me to present mine. The Archbishop of Canterbury refuses to read letters on Sunday. Nor will he permit thexn to be delivered to his house on that day. Charlie (in raptures)—So you will marry me! Tell me, do you love me? Clara— No, I don't; but Agnes Murray does, and I hate her. The slang expressions, "Oat of sight" and " Off your base" will probably be for- gotten when the latest becomes the vogue. It is, "You're off your trolley." "Do you mean to say, Mr. Drybird, that you don't carte/ a latch -key? I should think, of all men in the world, you would need one." "It's no use to me. I couldn't use After a jaunt into the country: Slowly • fading from the wooded slopes and hillsides are the gold and the purple and the crimson, • while in their place comes the cold gray of • bared branches and withered leaves. Here and there in the open the wild raspberry bushes maintain a gloomy red, as if in sullen defiance of the coming winter. Summer is • gone; but winter has not come. In the • orchards heaprt of apples, yellow, red and brown, give forth a rich perfume that mingles with a amokey haze which sweeps down tram tbe hills in the early morning and risco front the valleys at night, filling the very air with the spirit of aueumn. In the forest and along the brookside beneath the leaves hide the hickory nuts and butter-, nuts, while all aboue lie the evidences of sharp teeth and eiteble feet, for these are Sir Squirrel's preserves ; if you listen you will hear the rustle of his scampering feet in the dry leavee ; and if very quiet and • patient he veil' come to look at yea and .give you a glimpse of his bushy gray tail as he flashes along through the branchere The partridge has forsaken the withered fern bottoms for the weenier and now mote eremite hemlock cover of the hills ; and as the sun sinks early Weseward and the Oliadow of the forest deepens there comes the sigh of the wind in the tree tops, Whispering to the leaves on the branthet, frightening them With newe of November and anoW time, coming all too soon, and sending theta Whirling downward to the groned. in The neW D:hese of Sundeidancl, one of the youngeab women 10 wear the dtteal mortnieb in England, is a member ot the & Writers' Club and a dOutribntOr to the lit - attire a the day. The story of her romanbie and early marriage, says the New be distributed aniong the men whoge latin k Sn bona retold. NVith interest dtesties cab getn her der I e at. nor sieW case if I had it." He—Well, darling, how have you been to -day? She—Oh, nervous, debilitated, sick and unheppy. He—Heavens 1 You've been reading those medicine advertiseraenta again, rit bet a hat. Mrs. Trotter—I hear that all three of Mrs. Barlow's children have the measles. Mrs: Faster—Yes, so I understand. They're so poor that they have to economize on the doctor by all three geteing sick at once. Winks --Folks say you always leave im mediately after the sermon so as to escape the contribution box. Jinks (hotly)—It's a base slander! The only reason I start so early is simply to get first pick of the umbrellas! Eilsvard Kelly, a farmer living near Grif- fin's Corners Delaware County, had no faith in banks. He put his aurplus, amounting to $7000, in an old box in the garret, and when he went to look for i the other day it was gone. Mice had eate it up. "No sir," said the young Man in the brown suit, "we are not quite in the same line of business. The company you work for insures, Mine ensures. Soot Yours is fire. Mine is life. You represent in- surance. I represent aseurance. "Cer- tainly," lamented the man in gray, " Any- body cam see that." A bread -making machine, which takes the dough in at one end and turns out perfectly baked loaves at the other, has been in- vented, and 11 18 now possible for a, young husband to have good home-made bread without trending for his wife' i mother. In • time invention may give him old fashioned pumpkin pies without a visit from his wife's graildmother. Smartallick was showing off his great knowledge • to a girl the other evening. "Can a pettier' Strike iinlese he had some- thing to ttike with ? " he asked. "Cer- tainly not," she said, without thinking. He gave a nonquering snicker. "What do these laboringmen strike with ? " arid he snickered again, "With unanimity," she replied promptly, and he pulled in his horns. A correspondent of the New York Re. conier.says : "1 have a scheme for some woman who is wondering what the shall do • to reek° a living. Let he get up a busi nese card stating that the will do all kind of molding for gentlemen, Week to be called for and returned, and leave the c,ardti, With seine self-addreeeed postale, with the land lady of every good bellee she known ot, to Mittens one If the does it in a heftiness, like way, and tee reasoneble rates, elite ought to get up enoegh Made to employ two or three gide." NUSSOMIANS IN CLOVER. remedy Flinches only Five Cents !Piece at Windsor. "1 was over in Canada several years ago," sued Col. "and for good whiskey and braudy at a low price I want to say that the Dominion takes the prize. I was in Windsor with a party of Miseouriane one day, and with one of them I strolled, about looking at the town. l3ccoming eornesvhat worn, we began to oast about for a place where to buy some brawls. We came upon it very soon. I told the man in cherge to fix up two good pale Ifenneseey punches. In my travels I have tasted the decoctione of all lands, but I am sure a better mixture never tickled the palate of naan than that pale Hennessey punch of Windsor make. 1 tossed a half dollar out in payment and with a last smack of my lips started to go, when the barman called me bath. " 4 Don't forget your change,' he said, and with thee he handed 40 cents to me. " What's this?' I asked. ' What is the price of these punehes ?' " Five cents each,' reeponded the man behind the bar. "1 turned squarely around again, and bringing my two Sets down hard on the counter, I called in stentorian tones: " ' Fill 'em up again 1' "When we got on the street regain we met eighteen of our Missouri friends. I stopped them. " • Come in here and do as I do,' I said. "The party followed me into the place from which 1 had just emerged with my friend. "Give me a brandy punch," I mad. "Bach of the nineteen men who were with me made the same request. In five minutes the seductive mixtures were tossed off and my gueets were wondering at my extravagance. 1 threw a dollar on the bar, at which the man behind nodded his thanks. My friends stared at me, and one of them asked what it all meant. "'Hennessy brandy punches soli all at five cents apiece in Windsor,' I said with an air of triumph. For an instant there was not a sound. Then my nineteen friends hit the bar with their fists, and in tones that could be heard morose the Detroit Beyer they shouted: " Fill 'tun up again 1' " FRILLS AND FURBELOWS The Very Latest Styles id Vogue For the Corning Winter. .....•••••••••• Fashions Now Set In leleadon, and PariS by Lending Aetresses—lternie Illeer's and 11114111e, Desnerses itemenete Sr Lavoie esearectieris—The Lady Mayoress or Lime non's Sew respire Gown—Bulgarian vowels First reveilles. HE stage leads, the way in dress at present Not only in Paris, but in London, are all the new fashions illustrated be- hind the footlights and the foremotit modries of both cities exhaust them- selves in devising novel- tiee for all the new "cos- tume plays" that are produced. AtDruryLene Theatre the autumn fashions may be seea epitomized upon the actresses in "A Prodigal Deugh- ter ; in "Le Vie Parisieune," and "Ua Drama Parisian "; now being played at two fashionable Paris theatres'the gowns are equally of the style of the day after to -mor - vow; and in the dresses built by a London house for Mrs. Belated Beere to take across the Atlantic to wear in " Ariane " and "Mina Deeperd," there is again a quantity material for the writer of fashion notes. From such date as uhese all afford, it may be gathered that sleeves are again in. (dined to disappear. In one instance there is the merest band of greea velvet over the shoulder, and, as this is smothered in dia- monds, the effect is of the very slightest. The introduction of black feathers in the hair in everting dress is far from pleasing, but the idea was to set forth the brilliancy of a lovely diamond aigrette by contrast with the !sable background. Some of the disuses are veritable poems. Who would nob lave to beve, for instance, an ivory cloth gown hemmed with sable or trimmed with yellowish old point? Or a grey veivase shot with white, embroidered with white silk, and bordered with sable? These are delightful dresses and small wonder that all Paris is going to see pretty Mdile. Demarsy in them. Au ingenious Clock. In a little room on the Second fioor of the Continental Building, corner of Fourth and Olive streets, is a wonderful little piece of mechanism, which. seems in many respects i to possess human instinct, if not ntellect It is made entirely of brass, and has more "wheels in its head" than any patient in the insane hospital, and yet 11 18 entirely capable of caring for itself. It is a clock which winds itself, regulates itself at regu- lar intervals, and conducts itself generally in a quiet and orderly manner. The clock is a complete and apparently perfect piece of mechanism, and was perfected by the inventor after several years of hard etudy and tabor. It was mule by A. G. Wise- man, a jeweller,' who has mewed a patent on the clock,. and has several patents cover- ing the derma required in the various works which they carry out. The arrange- ment is each that the clock only winds itself after it is rundown. This is done bya device whichestablishea aa electric cirouit as soon a the clock runs down, and breaks it when its is done winding. 'twin& once every hour, and the process consutnes from five to seven seconds. 13y means of another device the clock is set, or synchronized, by tqe electric current in conformity with other clocks,as on railroads in cities and towns. The winding device can be set so as to wind the clock five or ten minutes before synchronization, and thus prevent any con - fifth between the two forces. In synchroni- zation, or regulating, the arrangement 18such that the hands never go back, but always forward. The synchronizer is worked by gear motion, and is steady and correct. The winding and regulating are done by one magnet, and the mechanical contrivances required to keep the whole moving are of a very ingenious character. The way in which one part gets out of the way of another in order to not interfere with its functions gives it the appearance of possessing reasoning power. A horseshoe magnet and one malt are all thatare required 10 keep the cloak in motion. —St. Louis Globe-Demoerat. r o , 15 The Life or a ship. How long is the natural life of a ship? From a table cited. by Mr. Robert Thomp- son, the new President of the Northeast Coast Engineers and Shipbuilders, it ap- pears that this is to some extent a question of where the ship is built. Vessels con- structed in the United States last on an average eighteen years only. French ships average twenty, Dutch twenty-two, Ger- man twenty-five, British teventy-six, Italian tveenty-seven, and Norwegian thirty. The average death -rate of the world's shipping is about per cent, and tbe birth-rate 5 per cent. A preference at the preeent time is shown for certain parts of a vessel being of steel instead of iron, such as tank tops and decks exposed to the weather, but in Mr. Thompson's opinion it would be much better to keep the material the same throughout as far as possible, and he would prefer the steel being of the same thiclenees as the iron. Mistaken for the Flag. Arthur—Chappie got into trouble on the race track yesterday. Algie—How was that ? Arthur—Fell off the fence with his blaz on and all the horses etarted. Some idea of the size of the multitude which will cross the Atlantie to visit the World's Fair next year may be gained from the face mentioned in a Seers cablegram that nearly 3,500 members of the Regent street Polytechnic have eiready engaged passage. Mrs. Newlywed—If I were to die I sup- pose you would never think or epeak of me again. Mr. Newlywed—That's where you are doing me a grievous wrong. I'd be always holding you up to my second wife as a luminous example of what a voife should be. Elder Berry--Soblots takes o, good deal of stock in the miracle of the man who was ordered to take up his bed and walk. Dr. Thirdly—Does he believe it ? Elder Berry—Yes; Sart there are bale where he hoards that would trot right along haired without waiting to be carried. Stout Lady—Does a bicycle reduce the fleth ? Slimpuree (weerily)—If you bay it on the instalment plan it deem "Are they happyV' " ; they're not happy, but they had the most stylish wedding of the Season when they were Married. People can't expect everything." When, art sometiencia happens s one is forced to wear an miconifortably tight shoe, lib may be of mane to knoW tha cloth Wet, in hot we.the laid over the pinch - bag point will Often epeedily afford relief Ohange the cloth several times to keep u tbe heat, which eliettly stretehes the sho and elitipea 1810 ot. BERNIE DEERE'S NEW PROMS. Fair Canadians will enjoy studying Mrs. Bernard Beere's gowne. A delicious one is in gray crepe•de-chine, edged with silver, and worn over a skirt of dark gray velvet. The bodice, beautifully draped in folds acroae the front, is held in at the waist with d• belt of velvet, edged with silver and fastened by two diamond buckles. A tea gown, by Worth., of Paris, is in pale blue crepe, gathered into a yoke of pale heliotrope velvet, embroidered with im- mense turquoises and gold thread. Both colors being very pale, theharmony between them is beautiful. There are long, hanging sleeves th this dress, made of heliotrope tulle, which have a very graceful effect A charming evening dress is in black crepe-de-chineeset into a yoke of pink vel- vet, embroidered with green. Touches of green here and there Lead the pink, this latter tint being repeated where the skirt ia slit up at one side to show longaccordeme pleated folds of rose -pink crepe -de -chine. A delightful tea gown, _which has the merit.of being entirely different from the el -slivery run of such garments, is of eau -de - Nil Indian silk, made quite simply and severely, with. a plain aktrt gathered on DO a Directoire bodice which is adorned with large lapels, four farge buttons, and opens in. a V ab the neck. Green. and yellow velvet are the favorite shades for tbe sleeves of white satin gowns. A most charming dress is of cream satin with ahort sleeves of turquoise velvet and beautiful pearl trim- ming. AN EMPIRE DRESS NOR VIM LADY 3IAVORESS. A beautiful dinner gown in strict Empire style, made for the Lady Mayoress of Loudon, is of apricot velvet shot with russet. The effect of the combined coloring is quite perfect for tbe autumn. The gown fastens up the back, and is cub all in one, with sleeves in puffs just ewer the shoulders and the berth° cut low all round. The bodice is slightly draped in front and there is a wide sash drawn through an antique milveregilt buckle and fastens at one side. It is in sofb silk of similar color to the dress. The 'skirt is plain, save for a deep band of Italian point round the hem. It is (mite long, and is cut to a point at the back There is a fall of Italian poiat round the bodice, full at the shoulders, so as to fall prettily over the puffs. VERY LATEST STYLES UP TO DATE. calling gosens Net toueldeg et the back and no more, They are a greet deed wider, tend are eo skilfully 00 that they chug in with- out the aid of a Single tie -beck and fall in pretty, graeeful foids behind. So far any idea of trimming is quite rudi- zneatery, beyond a strip of embroidery down ene Siele, terinioating nuflr a big, flat bow of velvet ne a color prettily cootrasting with the drees, or a thick foot -ruche, with trne-lovere' knots embroidered Above it, or a Zig'Zag band of velvet, like a stationary flash of lightning, down one side, There le nothing better then this for flay wear, while for the eveniug lace is this only trimmiress, usually supplemented by embroidery in gold or silver. It will be quite correct to wear a skirb of thin material such as crepe or gauze, with a bedice of brooatelle,. brocade poplinette or satin. The newest idea for trimming girls' white evening skirte is a tbiok, white ruche with some dark cream -colored lace festooned over it, A practical outdoor costume kr of dark - brown faced cloth, with a plain though smartly cut coat of the same rnaterialand a blouse bodice of tartan silk, ohiefly be shades of red and green, with bishop's sleevea an Empire belt, and a frill round the shoulders. The hat worn with it is brown trimmed with tartan, and the shoes are aiso brown. Emerald green and very delicate blue is a very successful combination in an evening dram, and a very handsome gown of forget- me-not colored bengaline with sleeves and trimmings of emerald velvet is particulterly attractive. The new fancy bengalinea shot with two shades of one color are becoming fashionable, but have rather the effect of making one's eyes ache. BONNETS, BUCKLES AND KNIOK•RNACIIS. In bonnet -trimming the proper thing ia to have wings of white point lace °mimed witla jet beads. Though one may regard them as a rather senseless kind of ornaments it is impossible to deny that they are pretty. The design of the lace is well displeyed by this mode of mounting it, and its tender color looks its best contrasted with the sombre brightnesa of the jet. One bonnet seen in Bond street on a very pretty woman was nothing more than a big buckle and a pair of strings. The buckle was a nondeaoript affair in gilt, jet and imitation diamonds. A few years ago such a mixture would have been thought in the very worst taste, but now it is considered orthodox enough. Buckles are smite a feature in this drese arrangements. No shoes are up to date without them. They are worn on gowns arranged in various ways, and as be i There is a craze for antique silver in buckles, belts and ornaments of all kinds, and women are becoming highly educated in the matter of silver marks. A lovely belt which 18 10 go with one of the tedepted and modernized 1830 pelisses is made entirely of book clasps in the loveliest old silver. Another is made of antique silver coins, each dated, and all close upon two hundred years old. A third has hunting scenes on large square pieces of silver, fattened together and all doted. These are possessions to glory in, for they are by no moans every- e 7 ornaments. It is the correct teees to have shoe - buckles, hat buckles and eress buckles all of the same.period, and all bearing the same mark. Hawk -knacks of old silver are also greatly prized new, and. a knowledge of the technicalities of the antique silversmith's art is considered excellent " form " at the present moment. The three-quarter cloak has lost none of its popularity, though it has had a long run. It is certainly quite as becoming and very much more practical than the double - fronted Russian cloak which ib suoceeded. The newest example of this garment has a ithort triple cape, and is made of diagonals striped homespun in nice warm shades of brown. , Some very nice wraps of a similar shape have tartan linings and hoods to match. If really desirous of being in the latest fashion all one has to do is to add three or our inches to the 'width of the shoulders. This may be done by wearing a short cape flounee or large epaulettes, arranged with much fullness on top of the sleeves. The these must be broadened, enormous lapels put on all gowns and outdoor garments. Sleeves should be somewhat larger than the waist—that is, if the corset be a twenty - inch one. The bodices of evening gowns will, of course'be made short and cut low in order to show the shoulders. The sleeves will be fairly short and of the balloon pat- tern. NO ATROCITY IN TIED numenrAN GOWN. One of the prettiest dresses prepared for the autumn is known as the Bulgarian gown. it is made in different r, eines and with subtle variations of shape to suit vstiebies in the female form divine. One is built for a very, pretty little brunette, who is a leadiog light in London social life. It is of soft cloth of a beeutiful shade of Indian red, The skirt iS alt it one, but arranged rather arr if it were a Goblier, with pinee heped portions of embroi- dery in the conifers near the hem and a band of embroider's/ all round. it is also embroidered down the centre and edged with fun The bodice ira made With a little Bal garian jacket, edged with far and embroi- dered all renind, and 'a worn over a bodice of dark brown eloth, with full sleeves in large puffs to the elboevs. The cuffs are of the red cloth, embroidered in gold, silver and autumn leaf tints end edged with fur. There is a toque hat of fur to be worn in this country with this pretty little frock, but more elaborate headgear would proba- bly be chosen for WPM. It has a wide skirb, quite off the ground, and most con- tenient for Walking. DiVrAlfiS Or MS NEW SKIRT. al0Mige8 in skirts for the autumn aro all for the better. They are unroll shorter, for Walking dresses cptite off the ground all round,' for house and afternoon driving and Why Limp About With painful corns? Putnam's Painless Corn Extractor will remove them in a few days. Use the safe. sure and painless corn cure—Putne,m's Corn Extractor. At druggiste. A. TenderDearted woman. "They say she is very tenderhearted." "Tender hearted ! Why, that woman would rather die of enuill than try to kill time." ANGLO-OANADIAN MIRAOIX/ An Interesting Letter l'ret Aorosstzo Atlautio. Mr. James /Ingram Azeleteff the Story te isa Sufroriings and litelease—Destor Alter the Best Doctors Dad railed. The fame of Dr, Williams' Pink Pills fa not confieted to Canada awl the United States, but extends alter amiss the ocean,. and from the mother lieed (mama a letter' from one who learned the, value of this great remedy while in Omaha and fr(9110 now, although thoueetida isf miles away, grate- fully enknowledgss whet lank Pills have done for him after SIP, 'teal aid medial other remedies bad failesl. His letter caunot fail to briug hope to otitkr sufferers, au it as- sures them thet in Dr. Williams' Pink Pills they may look for a cure even in cases pro- nounced by the meet enaineet medic4 apecialists as incurable, Rbiorderen, lVfonmouthshire,Eng Nov. 201h, 1891. J To the Dr. Williams' Medicine Co., Brock- ville Canada. Gessiemetinse—It may surprise you to re- ceive this letter from across ther Ocean, but I would not be doing my duty did r not write to thank you for the noble medi- cine celled Dr. Willierns' Pink Pills for Pale People, and to let you know what they had done for me after four years' suffering, and when all other medical aid had failed. My trouble occurred while in Canada, and 1 was treated by several doctors and, in the Montreal General Hospital by Drs. Smith, Moire= and Maodonell. I first felt the effects of the disease which the doctors pronounced diabetes, la Janu- ary, • 1886. I used many reme- dies and tried numerous doctors, with, the only result that I grew poorer in botlx health and pocket. • At last in despair I - went to the General Hospital for treatment, but the reeult was no better, and on the aobh of April, 1891, I left that institution a poor, broken-hearted, down-oaet man, Dr. Maminnuell having informed me that they had done all they could for me. I continued to live on in misery until about the middle of August, when I eaw in the Montreal Star an article telling the story of a man who, after spending hundreds of dollars, had tried. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills and found a cure. Drowning men, they say, will catch at a straw, and it would be impossible for me to express the gratitude Ifeel for the hope that Man% story gave me. I at once bought a box of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills from Mr. R. Birks, druggist, on McGill street. Before I had finished it I felt thatPink Pills were helping me and I procured. four more boxes. These aimostrestored me to health, and through the kindness of Mr. O'Brien, of the harbor works, I was given a light job on the harbor wharf, and was again able to earn my living. I made up my mind, how- ever, to return to the land of my birth, and on the 5th of November smiled tor England. The passage was rough and I caught cold, which set me back somewhat, but I am again regaining strength. I find that I cannot get the Pink Pills here and I want you to send me a supply, as under no circumstauces would I be without them, and you may be sure I will gladly recom- mend them to my friends both here and elsewhere. Yours gratefully, JAMES INGRAM. Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are a perfect blood builder and nerve restorer, miring such diseases as rheumatism, neuralgia, partial paralysis, locomotor ataxia, St Vitus' dance, nervous headache, nervous prostration and the tired feeling therefrom, the after-effects of la grippe, diseases de- pending on humors in the blood, such aa scrofula, chronic erysipelas, ete. Pink Pills give a healthy glow to pale and sallow complexions, and are a specific for the troubles peculiar to the female system, and in the case of men they effect a radical cure in all cases arising from mental worry, over -work or excesses of any nature. These Pills are manufactured by the Dr. Williams' Medicine Company, Brockville, Ont., and Schenectady, N. Y., and are sold only in boxes bearing the firm's trade mark and wrapper, at 50 cents a box, or six boxes for $2.50. Bear in mind that Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are never sold in bulk, or by the dozen or hundred, and any dealer who offers substitutes in this form ia trying to defraud you and should be avoided, Dr. Williams' Pink Pills triey be had of all druggists or direct by mail from Dr. Williams' Medicine Company from either addrese. The price at which these pills are sold makes a course of treatment comparatively inexpensive as compared with other remedies or medical treatment. "I Have Rad Rheumatism for years, and Nerviline is the only remedy that bas done me any good." So writer:Thomas s1 eGlashan,North Pelham, July 24th, 1890, and his testimony is sup- ported by thousand of others who have experienced the wonderfully penetratingand pain subduing power of Nerviline—the great nerve pain cure. Nerviline is just as good to take as to rub on, and is the best family remedy in the world, Nerviline is aold by dealers everywhere. A Frank Admission. " I tell you," exclaimed Mr. Blossom, of Bt. Louis, debating with a Chicago man, "1 tell you that St. Louis is the banner town.4 "Yes," admitted Mr. Livewayte, of Chicago, "1 understand it is a flag station." Have 'rola Asthma? Dn. R. SCHIPPAIAN`N, Sb. Paul, Minn. will mail a trial package of Schiffmann' a Asthma Cure free to any sufferer. Gives instant relief in worst oases, and cures where others fail. Name this paper and. send address. A Genuine Fascinator. That is what it is, a " fascinator." It is made of Liberty silk, in acorn white, pale blue, yellow, green, old rose or deep crim- son, and is edged with marabout in the seme color. It is made the width of the edit, and from two to three yards in length, and the pretty girl uses it to throw about her ahoulders and throat after she hag been dancing, or whenever she feels a draught of air from which she wishes to protect herself. It is one of the novelties of the season. More Valuable:Than Diamonds. Cod liver oil from the cod fish when com- bined with hypophosphites of lime and soda, as in "Miller's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil," will build up the cellular themes and create new blood, This is just what con- sumptive patients need. It has cured thousands of people who would otherwise have been ab this time occupying narrow speces itt the graveyards of our country. Miller's Etnuleon is worth a trial. In big bottles, 50c. and $1.00, at all Drug Stores. MI al Iona 'res. In our search for nitlaup,,,,laes we gen neat look among the farnitee, claraies, as they coestitute the largest number of workera, and are the prole, prel producer q n f wealth. Do we find them? Is th-re 0 iamsiderable proportion of fat .as who have become iniltionaires ? No, 'There is not We might search diligeutly awl rvardd find but a few intitemees of men who have made a million in any ordinary farming enterprise. Mere have made tnillioes by securing largo traota ot cheap lands especially of Govern- ment lands. by frabdulent entries or by oollasion of ,lielionest Government agents and holding fo. edsreneed values; by herd- ing large finch , of cattle or sheep upon the public doth ti, aed in some western &Mee by growing.gesin 1,pin au extended ecale.— ,Dr. Allen, zn Atotnetter Californian. WWII; suffering from toothache nee Gilberts' Toothache •Otue. Sold by ail druggists. "Miss Sherp paid yoa a compliment he other day, Cholly." Aw, indeed 1 Let me heah it, me boy." "We were speaking about ye, and, in answer to a remark she made, I said you were not so big a fool as you looked and she said she hoped not." " Ho.w, haw, she said that, did she? 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